ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ THANKS HIS FRIEND, STEVE SMITH, FOR FILLING IN WHILE ZARDOZ CONTEMPLATED RECENT EVENTS. WHILE ZARDOZ IS RELIEVED THAT NONE OF HIS CHOSEN ONES WERE HARMED BY THE CATEGORY 4 KILLSTORM THAT LIFTED TEXAS OFF OF THE EARTH AND FLUNG IT INTO OUTER SPACE (ZARDOZ ONLY SKIMMED HEADLINES) – ZARDOZ IS A BIT DISAPPOINTED SO FEW BRUTALS WERE CLEANSED BY THIS STORM. IN AN EFFORT TO GET BACK TO BASICS, ZARDOZ GIVES YOU LINKS OF BRUTAL CLEANSING.

  • ZARDOZ WONDERS HOW ENFORCERS WITH BLUE HELMETS CAN DO SO LITTLE KILLING? HAVE THEY NOT BEEN GIVEN THE GIFT OF THE GUN?
  • ZARDOZ APPROVES OF THIS TOWN. IT HAS SEEN MUCH CLEANSING OVER THE YEARS. NO, IT IS NOT CHICAGO!
  • VERY WELL, LET US SPEAK OF CHICAGO THEN.
  • ZARDOZ THINKS THESE BRUTALS ARE CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE.

SPECIAL SPORTSBALL LINK FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.

 

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!