And seriously, no shit, sloopy has been busy doing what libertarians do- actually putting his ass on the line helping instead of passively waiting for Big Brother to do something; in his case, doing flood rescue. He managed to extract 40 people from a flooded apartment complex in about three hours. The official fire and rescue people showed up several hours later and yelled at him for running his boat too fast. No word on whether there was a police beatdown.

SP and I watched football.

Since sloop isn’t here to talk about his little league whatevers, I’ll mention that the Orioles came to Fenway, destroyed the Red Sox, and then wisely got out of town. Mike Glennon started and likely saved his job with a not-terrible performance. Brian Hoyer looked sharp and didn’t attention-whore during the Star Spangled Banner. The Ravens first team defense allowed exactly zero points through the preseason- we’ll see how that holds up when shit gets real.

OK, news items:

Every time I think that people are stupid, they demonstrate to me that I had no idea of HOW stupid.

At some point, even WaPo has to say something true. I was startled.

Those of you trying to convince libertarians that Trump isn’t the same kind of authoritarian as his predecessors have one more piece of evidence to try to talk around. As much as I enjoy the TDS spectacle, and as much as I hate being on the same side as the NAACP, the guy really is going out of his way to convince me that he’s a total piece of shit.

Israeli protesters, unlike their American counterparts, have their priorities in order. (Confession: never actually watched that, no regrets)

DO NOT MENTION LUCY!

And finally, some decent music. There could only be one Monk, and America is the only place that could produce him.