Morning all, last we heard from Sloopy he was fine, but wiped out from voluntarily helping his neighbors deal with a natural disaster that has now reached biblical proportions. There’s some dude in eastern Harris County that thinks he should have listened to that voice in his head last time he went off his meds saying he should build a big-ass boat… and sleep with his daughter.

Sportzball — The Detroit Lions will pay Matthew Stafford a bunch of money to continue to put up huge numbers but never buy him the support to win the big games. Cubbies and Orioles won, Yankees lost. LA and Houston did not play. JJ Watt continues to be a good face for the NFL, and the Rockets and Astros ownership put up some money. Also, some doper is back in women’s tennis and all over the news. And now …the links!

“saves…you…money!” And turns his furniture stores into shelters for people and pets.

Trump gets a qualified okay on hurricane response from a major daily. Meanwhile, Time joins the list of journalistic publications pretending like there’s a city in America that can absorb 30-50 inches of rain in 3-4 days. It must be sprawl and glubal warmink! Dear Houston, you’ve been the fastest growing major city in America in the 21st century for a reason. Don’t listen to the haters.

In much, much lighter news, every punk eventually grows old. (Yes, I saw the date, but I needed the chuckle)

Russkies and Chinese joint naval maneuvers? Don’t they have 1 functional carrier between them? I’m sure the pearl clutching will commence apace for 3-5 more aircraft carriers.

Everyone will be surprised that Marines whose tattoos were fine in Afghanistan and Iraq are being barred from re-enlistment coincidental with a 10% active duty force reduction.

Woman uses experimental method to determine if pistol her son found is real, no one injured. Please teach your children gun safety, if only so they can tell mom what a really bad idea that is.

 

This one’s for Sloopy.

I keep hearing, “I’ve got Ocean Front property in Western Houston”. So inapropes.