People in my state are freaking out. I give the people on the east coast south of Orlando a pass. They need to be prepped or out by Friday afternoon. On the other hand, Tallahassee appears to be all out of water. The storm won’t be there for a week if at all. Me, I’ve got a swimming pool with a chlorinator and a Britta pitcher. I’m good on drinking water. There were also plywood runs up here in St. Pete this weekend, which, I guess if you have to work until Friday night might be okay. I miss the days where we Floridians treated hurricanes like city pigeons treat a bus. We’ll move, but not one second earlier or one inch further than necessary. Oh, and by the way, since our governor went and declared a state of emergency for the whole state, companies can’t materially raise prices for supplies. So when that dickbag in front of you buys the last 80 bags of ice, thank the idiot price gouging laws. Rant complete. And now… the links!

 

Wow. Talk about the best investment ever. Tillman Fertitta will buy the Houston Rockets for $2.2 BILLION. His losing bid in 1993 was $4 MILLION short of Les Alexander’s $85M. Granted, Tillman is also buying the Toyota Center and not the broke down old Summit. But damn.

 

I have been drinking cough syrup all weekend and I didn’t try to kill my wife once.

Lego is laying off a bunch of people, seriously Danish unemployment went up by like a whole percent.

Politicians should be excluded from this trial of medicines that clear senescent cells from the body, lest they lose the entirety of their forebrains.

This song may just be NSFW. Sorry, I needed something to clear my palette of that cotton candy this morning.