A bunch of New England Patriots players must have homes in The Bahamas or something.  Because their heads were elsewhere last night as the Chiefs beat the piss out of them to start the season. And of course I have the Patriots defense in my FFL.  Meanwhile, Sloane Stephens knocked off Venus Williams (the gracious one of the two Williams sisters) and Madison Keys  also won to set up a 15 vs unseeded finals at the US Open.

On the diamond, The Yanks took care of the Orioles. The Nats topped the Phillies. The Cubbies topped the Pirates. The BIG RED MACHINE fell. The Padres beat the Cards while the Rockies beat the Dodgers, who have lost 10 of 11 now, and got a little separation again in the NL Wild Card race. The Twinks did the same while tripping up the Royals and the Indians reeled off their 15th straight win.

That last few weeks of the season is gonna be a nail-biter for some of you (Looking at the Twin Cities and the Denver contingent). I’ll enjoy the excitement as the Astros battle to see who gets home field in the AL now that Cleveland is en fuego.

Nothing else in the world of sport, unless you count hurricane survival as a sport.  But that’s not a sport, that’s news.  And for real news, we need…the links!

Go away!

The main story hasn’t changed, unfortunately. There are still a few different tracks, and none of them spare Florida’s Miami-Dade area. Please stay safe out there, Florida Glibs.

Harvey: asshole. Irma: asshole. Actually that couldn’t be further from the truth. (Read this if your day needs brightening!)

A data breach at credit reporting agency Equifax could potentially effect 40% of Americans. That’s right. The breach made 143 million Americans credit info accessible.  And if that didn’t concern you, maybe the fact that a trio of executives at the company sold off $2m in their stocks in the immediate aftermath of the breach but before it was made public. The stock has since tumbled 13%. If only they were Congresspeople, then they wouldn’t have a problem. But since they’re not, this could potentially be messy.

An 8.0 earthquake hit a remote area of Mexico. “Remote” being the operative word, otherwise it would have been calamitous. Death toll at 5 so far.

Maybe USAToday could worry less about doxxing country club members and focus their energy on real, obvious cronyism and influence peddling. Nah, that’s like real journalism and stuff. Also principles over principals isn’t their bag, baby.

Palava. You don do bad bad thing.

For Kenya, one witch doctor and three men don enter hot water. Naked witch doctors in the street. One with a snake around his neck. Car thieves.  Yeah, this one has it all.

I’m sure there will be no abuse whatsoever with this proposal. This plan sounds worse than the one in the last link.

So many options for the last song of the week. Hope I chose wisely.

Persevere.