Ah yes. The opening weekend of NFL football.  May its splendor forever wipe the stain from the earth that is the Ohio State Buckeyes showing against Oklahoma on Saturday night.  Hey coach, you do know you have a pair of 5-star QBs waiting in the wings, yeah? You do know our QB is allowed to lead receivers into open spots, yeah? You do know that someone can still be a team leader from the bench, yeah?  Just curious. Elsewhere, Clemson beat Auburn. USC beat Stanford. Georgia beat Notre Dame. And everybody else that was expected to win, did. Good for them.

Before the NFL, let’s talk some tennis. Rafael Nadal won the US Open and inched back within shouting distance of Roger Federer for overall Grand Slam wins (16 to Fed’s 19).  Those two truly are two of the best ever along with Sampras and Laver.  On the ladies side, Sloane Stephens took Madison Keys behind the proverbial woodshed and destroyed her.  So now we can all (mostly) forget about tennis until the Aussie open starts in 22 weeks.

In the pro pigskin league, Detroit rallied back against the Cards. The Iggles beat the Washington football team freaking Redskins. They beat the team called the Redskins. The Dirty Birds held off da Bears. The Jags crushed the Texans, but a little glimmer of hope arose at NRG with the QB change at halftime. The Bills topped the Jets. Raider Nation invaded Tennessee and came out victorious. Baltimore blanked the Bungles. The Rams mauled the Colts. The Panthers put it to the 49ers. The Packers took down the Seachickens. The Cowboys got the better of the Giants and the Steelers beat the Browns, and in doing so made Ben Roethlisberger the winningest QB in Cleveland’s stadium since 1999. (Not the winningest visiting QB…the winningest QB, period.) A couple more games tonight will round out the week.

On the diamond, the Astros got swept by the lowly Athletics. The BIG RED MACHINE won. The Nats clinched the NL East. The Twinks lost. The Brewers swept the Cubs and tightened up the NL Central. The Yankees drubbed the Rangers. The Dodgers continued their freefall with a tenth straight loss, falling to the Rockies. The D-backs returned to their winning ways. And the Indians reeled off their 18th straight win and moved to within 2 of the all-time record. They have three at home with the Tigers starting tonight.

That’s a lot of sports. And there’s plenty more, probably. But I won’t cover it. Instead, I’ll jump into…the links!

Hurricane Irma is creeping Northwest, according to the models. It sure looks to me like its making a beeline toward Jacksonville and the Atlantic.  But I’m sure the models are correct even though they missed the landfall guesstimate from Thursday by 400 miles or so. Stay tuned to the news if you’re within 100 miles of its projected path and prepare accordingly.  It’s breaking up, but it ain’t over.  Also, if its passed, please let us know you’re ok.

Harry Reid says “piker”.

Pontiff plants puss on Popemobile Plexiglass. Video available for lulz.

ONLY READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO CRY!!! That’s a legit warning. Unless you’re ready to cry or want to read a story about the ultimate sacrifice and unselfishness, don’t click.

This is a really, really important court case that’s been flying under the radar. And a decision could come down today.  Keep us in the loop, Chicago Glibs.

Ghanian slot machines: Di box no dey spectacular, but im get shine-shine lights.

Of course you have to turn right to get there. Its in Texas!

Finally a town is for sale in a civilized part of the country! And its named Mustang, Texas.  Break out your checkbooks, Glibs. We got a crowdfunding campaign to kick off.

Sometimes I’m right… and I can be wrong.

Forget all your problems for 5 minutes and just be happy you’re above ground…wherever you are.