I guess sacrificing that live chicken did more than wake up a bat.  The Indians reeled off their 20th win in a row as they took down the Tigers last night. The world waits for tonight, when they will attempt to tie the all-time record for consecutive wins. (Again, I do not recognize a 26-gae streak that involves a tie.  There’s no tying in baseball! Elsewhere, the Royals topped the White Sox.  The Braves blanked the Nats, whose playoff position is already secure. Team Canada topped the Orioles again. The Red Sox beat the Athletics. The Yankees lost to the Rays. The Mariners won. The Cubbies won. The Twinks put up a HUGE number on the Padres and won. The BIG RED MACHINE shit the bed. The D-backs lost to the Rockies, as the NL Wild Card home field advantage race gets warm again. And, hey look, the Dodgers managed to win a game. And lastly, the Astros kicked the Angels in the balls with a 1-0 victory as Verlander pitched a gem.

The UCL got fired up, with a bunch of blowouts and a couple close games.  Liverpool plays today though, and the world will be watching to see how they bounce back from the blowout loss (that was in part cause by a dubious red card of Sadio Mane.)

No more sports for today. We’ve got bigger things to discuss in…the links!

What could possibly go wrong? The franchise is supposed to mean something, and in my opinion, this degrades that. Yes or no?

Former Seattle Mayor Ed Murray sizes up his next victim.

Sex. Incest. Politics. What will happen next in Westeros? Just kidding. This is the Emerald City, not Kings Landing.

Woman in Silicon Valley, she dye hair when she no don belong in de boardroom. Its not purple, so I assume she’s not working for a think-tank.

What the Ninth giveth, the Supremes take away. I guess powers specifically granted in the Constitution actually mean something after it leaves the Nutty Ninth Circuit.

The homeless are taking over Southern California. Orange County declares emergency…whatever the hell that means.

Why would the city deny this man a prostitute?

I guess that whoring license never got renewed. Ah, Waco. Way to take away the little bit of pleasure your residents are looking for as they attempt to eke out an existence in your town. Alternative headline: The cops were afraid dancing might have broken out.

For the Kaptious one herself. The rest of you are free to enjoy, but Kristen deserves a little special treatment after having to deal with two Senators yesterday.

That’s all, folks. Go out there and make the best of today.