STEVE SMITH GLAD WEEK IS ENDING. LARGE TOUR GROUP HIKING NEARBY LEFT STEVE SMITH A BIT WEARY. ONE HIKER ALMOST GOT AWAY UNRAPED! MAYBE STEVE SMITH TAKE IT EASY TONIGHT AND WATCH A FEW EPISODES OF “FINDING BIGFOOT“. IT ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH. MAYBE “FINDING RAPESQUATCH” COULD BE REPLACEMENT SHOW. WHEN YOU FIND STEVE SMITH, YOU SPECIAL SURPRISE. BY SPECIAL SURPRISE, MEAN RAPE.

FRIEND ZARDOZ BUSY WORKING ON NEW COLUMN, SO HERE ARE LINKS FOR GLIBS.

  1. OLD BRAIN TUMOR MAN STOP BILL. STEVE SMITH GUESS YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO GO.
  2. STEVE SMITH LAUGH AT THIS MAN. HIM SAY “MAKE NEW ORLEANS FUN AGAIN”.
  3. POLICE UNION NOT WANT STOP SHOOT AND BEAT PEOPLE. CRY FOR HELP.
  4. STEVE SMITH NOT BELIEVE DENIALS!

STEVE SMITH GO RELAX NOW… MAYBE NIGHTCAP BEFORE BED. BY NIGHTCAP, MEAN RAPE. AT NIGHT.