The Juice is loose (and is telling people to fuck off about his plans). Pitino has his house up for sale and swears he’ll be vindicated in the college basketball scandal that has effectively cost him his job. ย The favorites all won in college ball this weekend. Oh wait, that’s not true. Troy beat LSU at home. ย That’s TROY. ย And that’s awesome. ย Their fans were chanting “S-E-C” as the clock ran out, which for me was reminiscent of when my section started doing it at the Sugar Bowl a few years ago as we beat Bama. ย But that was Ohio State, not Troy. ย Meanwhile, theย Men Of Troy went to Washington State and lost. ย Which leaves Washington and Washington State as the two lone undefeated in the Pac-12. ย Ohio State annihilated Rutgers, as expected. But another beatdown in the local area took place that was maybe not as expected in the Presidents Cup, as the USA team shellacked the Internationals and all but had it locked up before singles play even started. ย And what’s scary is that almost all of the players on the USA team are in their 20s. ย So this could be a regular occurrence for some time to come.

The 2017 playoffs are set! And we’ve got all your coverage right here. ย The Yankees will host the Twins tomorrow in the AL Wild Card and the winner will head to Cleveland to take on a surging Indians team. ย And having finished their series at Fenway, the Red Sox and Astros will head to Houston to start another series…only one that matters a lot more. ย That starts Thursday. ย On the senior circuit, the Rockies head to Phoenix to face the D-backs. ย The winner will face a Dodgers team that is leaking oil. ย And the Cubs will head to our nation’s capital to start their series against the Nationals later this week. ย My WC picks: Twins and D-Backs win. ย I’ll make by divisional series picks once the matches are set (and I get to reset if I’ve made a mistake).

That’s all for sports. I know there’s one thing that will be sucking the air out of the other news, so let’s get to…the links!

People in Las Vegas fleeing the concert.

Some psychopath used a machine gun to kill more than 50 people at a concert in Las Vegas.ย He set up his nest in a 32nd room floor of the Mandalay Bay hotel for his rampage. Police confronted and killed him in the hotel.

THIS IS A HUFFPO LINK IN CASE YOU WANTED TO SEE HOW LONG IT TOOK THEM TO CLIMB ON THE STILL-WARM BODIES AND CALL FOR OUR 2A RIGHTS TO BE TAKEN AWAY.

A guy who got his clock cleaned in the presidential primary by the eventual winnerย is thinking about leaving the party.ย You’ll be missed, John. See you in 2020 when you get less than 2% support before fading into the history books.

Did you ever wonder if Canada was more cosmopolitan than the United States? ย Well wonder no more.ย That’s what I call classy.

Daaaaaayum! ย Saturday Night Live sure is brave and edgy. I wonder what they’ll do next week?ย  Oh yeah. They’ll do the same exact thing.

So. Fucking. Brave.

Well good for Miami! ย They must be flush with moneyย if their city government is voting on shit like this and people aren’t showing up at city hall with pitchforks and torches.

I know I brought the place up before, butย its DEFINITELY going to be the host of the first statewide Texas Glibs meet up now.ย Hell, we might have to start hosting the staff and/or board meetings there too. (It might be borderline NSFW for the more prudish employers, but its on the website of a major American newspaper, so i’m feeling fine about posting it.)

Here you go.ย Let’s be a little upbeat.

Go out there and have a good one, friends. ย And pray or give good thoughts for everybody in Las Vegas.