As more information trickles in:
The shooter shot for about 11 or 12 minutes.
It took 73 minutes for SWAT to breach the door.
This is not good.
Gordilocks
Was he Firing continuously for the entire 12 minutes? If so, that would seem to indicate a weapon change, no?
one true athena
No, Sheriff said “off and on”. So there were pauses.
Dude had a freaking camera on the food cart in the hall to warn him of police approaching. This is so very odd.
Gordilocks
Indeed.
Pardon my ignorance on the fine details. I’ve been avoiding the media on this until after a few days has gone by.
NOT a Naked Intruder
I read that he also recorded himself during the shooting. I, personally, find it odd that he (possibly) did that, but does not seem to have left any kind of rant/explanation/manifesto.
CPRM
He left a letter complaining about the snack bar, but it was deemed irrelevant. (JK for anyone mistaking me for an information source)
Playa Manhattan
He may have done a lot of things that we don’t know about. Including being naked.
No this is for West coast folks like you and I and Playa and Elite Elite, etc,
straffinrun
I’m a little more West than you guys.
Q Continuum
You could say you’re so West, you’re East.
Russian Kia Drives Yusef
not compared to the Midwest “persons”
Q Continuum
Come now Yusef, you know they’re not people.
Russian Kia Drives Yusef
Ooo Kayy
/slinks off
Playa Manhattan
Did you make it out for cocktails last weekend?
Q Continuum
You can be between trans-sexual midgets and objectophiliac eunuchs with Marfan syndrome.
straffinrun
10 bucks 10 minute haircut. I have no self esteem, but the coffee shop gal wearing a light cotton tee shirt with small but nice titties gave me a big smile.
Russian Kia Drives Yusef
Your a Jap, just faking, I knew it, no American can get that done for under 20 bucks, the Hair gave you away
/jk OC
straffinrun
Google QB House. They’re everywhere. They vacuum your head when they’re done.
Gustave Lytton
So happy ending?
They’re in NYC now if Google is to be trusted. $20 & under 15 minutes. Still more expensive than my barber and sounds slower.
straffinrun
Usually takes 15 minutes or so, but they do a pretty good job.
dbleagle
$11 for a haircut. Try a place near a military base if you need a good basic haircut.
Q Continuum
Go nab some drunken divorcees!
straffinrun
I’ll look, but I’m not crazy. If you think Western divorcées are nuts, try an Asian one.
Fine , thread jacking.
People using the turn in lane for turnout lane? 3rd World fuckers!
Stop signs? Whatever
Blatant trash in the streets? WTF?
I’m not talking stupid licensing laws just common driving sense. What happened?
Q Continuum
Common sense car control.
Yusef drives a Kia
I would like to blame it on 3rd worlders, but even the EBIIL White folks do it,
people are just stupid I guess
butt-head
Excuse me, my stupidity and bad driving are not correlated.
I don’t think you have to tell Jesus that, he seems to have been there.
Playa Manhattan
Jesus has at least a gigabit internet connection. No, terabit.
CPRM
Teraflop. Exactly one teraflop. I did some work for him once, not to brag.
Bobarian LMD
Installed hidden cameras in his guest rooms?
Came to the door in a dress?
“Lots a messiahs like to watch their buddies fuck, don’t make em no fag!”
Playa Manhattan
Of course. Jesus also computes.
CPRM
We are a drinking people, so to the rest of you it might be a Shirley Temple, but to us it is a kiddie cocktail. We get the kids ready for their alcoholism, like responsible adults. Give ’em a pack of bubble gum cigarettes and their like tiny people.
butt-head
Ha, I just spotted our old friend AddictionMyth on an article from two years ago on a website called thefix. Small internet.
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113 responses to “Jesus Take the Bill”
Whar my Jewsday Tuesday?!?!!
A new covenant.
My subscription says that it comes with Jewsday Tuesday 50 weeks a year, the exceptions being there weeks of Christmas and Easter (which I found odd).
Jews for Jesus?
Jewsus?
Or, “disciples”.
The Van ran out of gas?
My Vans don’t get it
It was obviously no Boogie Van https://youtu.be/CedHE-lJf3M
As long as the springs hold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ZMj5RksbE
You can’t really see it, but Donald has his pants around his ankles…
He’s receiving the body of Christ.
That’s my assumption unless I can see that he is actually wearing pants, thanks to SF.
I see cult of personality is not limited to Barry O.
Dude…
Dude!
As more information trickles in:
The shooter shot for about 11 or 12 minutes.
It took 73 minutes for SWAT to breach the door.
This is not good.
Was he Firing continuously for the entire 12 minutes? If so, that would seem to indicate a weapon change, no?
No, Sheriff said “off and on”. So there were pauses.
Dude had a freaking camera on the food cart in the hall to warn him of police approaching. This is so very odd.
Indeed.
Pardon my ignorance on the fine details. I’ve been avoiding the media on this until after a few days has gone by.
I read that he also recorded himself during the shooting. I, personally, find it odd that he (possibly) did that, but does not seem to have left any kind of rant/explanation/manifesto.
He left a letter complaining about the snack bar, but it was deemed irrelevant. (JK for anyone mistaking me for an information source)
He may have done a lot of things that we don’t know about. Including being naked.
Just trying to bring some levity.
^So much this. But, true about all the shit he might have done that no one is aware of, yet.
Very on and off. He had 2 positions.
Of course this Jesus is white. Of course.
Yes, but at least he is signing the travel ban.
“Let he who is without sin build the first wall.”
Can’t believe WaPo published this anti-gun control editorial. The comments are amazeballs.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/i-used-to-think-gun-control-was-the-answer-my-research-told-me-otherwise/2017/10/03/d33edca6-a851-11e7-92d1-58c702d2d975_story.html
This is the scandal to take Trump down!
Jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam https://youtu.be/RcLM_gqLlYc
Love the Vaselines
If Jesus took over at least He wouldn’t lie to us when he fucks us in the ass
It’s going to be yuuuuuuge, my children.
But don’t think there won’t be any fucking…
Cause there is gonna be a lot of fucking.
I get scared when HM is posting late at night. I’m afraid I’ll click on something horribly embarrassing out in public.
Is it Agile Mulatto or Heroic Cyborg?
There’s a party we could all enjoy.
Both?
You dropped a “What?” the other night. Do you want details?
At least we have Alice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwFE9tkq4KM&list=PL63COkU253vSVC3Rk5f5JFR2FRTdobz5n&index=7
Not Alice Cooper.
Alice by Dick Diver from Australia https://youtu.be/gMnPJ-bxuH0
Who The Hell is Alice?
anyone do Halloween? I just got my tiki torches for my body parts, they look Gruesome,
more Alice, classic song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7PaLqqcx5I&list=PL63COkU253vSVC3Rk5f5JFR2FRTdobz5n&index=8
More Alice. Alice Donut https://youtu.be/tB-Z4Q7badE
So those us without time zone privilege get HM’s blasphemous assaults on our values? I demand representation on the intersectionality chart.
Oddly, no matter where in the world we are Wisconsinites seem to be over represented in the late night links…must be the drinking.
Passing out maybe?
If we didn’t pass out we’d never sleep, just keep drinking.
So I shall 😉
Technically Michigan, but spent most of my childhood in Chicken Waffles.
Say at least it’s the UP and not the monstrosity that is the mitten.
I just learned about Dinner Clubs the other week.
A fish fry with a Brandy old fashioned? (Wisconsin Friday Night)
And it’s a Supper Club.
For those not in the know about our odd drunk culture.
No this is for West coast folks like you and I and Playa and Elite Elite, etc,
I’m a little more West than you guys.
You could say you’re so West, you’re East.
not compared to the Midwest “persons”
Come now Yusef, you know they’re not people.
Ooo Kayy
/slinks off
Did you make it out for cocktails last weekend?
You can be between trans-sexual midgets and objectophiliac eunuchs with Marfan syndrome.
10 bucks 10 minute haircut. I have no self esteem, but the coffee shop gal wearing a light cotton tee shirt with small but nice titties gave me a big smile.
Your a Jap, just faking, I knew it, no American can get that done for under 20 bucks, the Hair gave you away
/jk OC
Google QB House. They’re everywhere. They vacuum your head when they’re done.
So happy ending?
They’re in NYC now if Google is to be trusted. $20 & under 15 minutes. Still more expensive than my barber and sounds slower.
Usually takes 15 minutes or so, but they do a pretty good job.
$11 for a haircut. Try a place near a military base if you need a good basic haircut.
Go nab some drunken divorcees!
I’ll look, but I’m not crazy. If you think Western divorcées are nuts, try an Asian one.
How bout Asian scorned wives?
Like a Saigon whore?
?
Review of that fine Asian establishment “It sucks as it cuts“
Now that is timing. Bingo.
what are you listening to right now? I have Kebu, Alice cooper, Megadeth and Deadmau5, flowing
36 Crazyfists.
I…I…I have a fan on.
Damn that was funny
Now that you mentioned music though, some I put on some Gary Puckett and the Union Gap.
Good song.
Luke, I am your father. Amirite?
I have one of those terminator hands not 4 feet from me.
What is your address there?
/T800
Yusef.
Awesome 🙂
How you masturbate is your own business.
Heaters new song “Thanksgiving II”. Guitar based heavy psyche garage jamming. https://youtu.be/_CfxUynNzI0
I like the music, but not the way the vocals are done.
Some T Rex https://youtu.be/nDZLXxeeIGo
Black magic will save us all
https://youtu.be/iN01k0_zlno
King Gizzard and tge Wizard Lizard https://youtu.be/Qxxz7Tgfsv4
By the Way, Grey Top hat Because Fuck You!
I have a bowler hat. I’m a libertarian hipster.
I wear a cowboy hat, the true yokeltarian.
Fine , thread jacking.
People using the turn in lane for turnout lane? 3rd World fuckers!
Stop signs? Whatever
Blatant trash in the streets? WTF?
I’m not talking stupid licensing laws just common driving sense. What happened?
Common sense car control.
I would like to blame it on 3rd worlders, but even the EBIIL White folks do it,
people are just stupid I guess
Excuse me, my stupidity and bad driving are not correlated.
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Jesus Christ, that’s Donald Trump.
I don’t think you have to tell Jesus that, he seems to have been there.
Jesus has at least a gigabit internet connection. No, terabit.
Teraflop. Exactly one teraflop. I did some work for him once, not to brag.
Installed hidden cameras in his guest rooms?
Came to the door in a dress?
“Lots a messiahs like to watch their buddies fuck, don’t make em no fag!”
Of course. Jesus also computes.
We are a drinking people, so to the rest of you it might be a Shirley Temple, but to us it is a kiddie cocktail. We get the kids ready for their alcoholism, like responsible adults. Give ’em a pack of bubble gum cigarettes and their like tiny people.
Ha, I just spotted our old friend AddictionMyth on an article from two years ago on a website called thefix. Small internet.
\(ツ)/
Nigel adding to his greatest hits.