Wednesday Morning Links

The NBA changed their All-Star Game format so there’s no more East-West. Tupac and Biggie would have a sad. The NHL season starts tonight! And the Yankees doubled up the Twinks in a game that started out promising and then went sideways 2 hours later (TWO HOURS LATER BUT STILL IN THE THIRD INNING I might add).  Oh well, easy come easy go.  The Minnesodans had a great second half run and have nothing to be ashamed about.

And now attention can shift to the desert, where the D-backs will take on the Rockies. I’ll not be making a prediction here for fear of doubling up on the ridicule I get the next day. But I will make one long-term prognostication for something that starts tonight: a team from the United States will win the 2017-2018 Stanley Cup. Book it!

Alright. That’s enough about all that.  Let’s get on with…the links!

Pussy-ass snake got what he deserved.

I bet this guy’s balls are as big as grapefruits. Good on him!

That crazy asshole’s girlfriend is coming back to the states today to answer questions about what she might have known about his rampage. Here’s hoping she can shed some light onto what led him to do what he did. (Hint: it wasn’t “easy availability of guns”!)

Things in Spain are starting to heat up even more. If this happens, will they ask for NATO to help quell the uprising?  Will NATO be dumb enough to step into a potential civil war?  Our very own Swissy asked these questions yesterday and it started a very engaging dialog. This pronouncement moves it further down the road to reality. Let’s hope the governments in Madrid and Brussels respect those who disagree with their position.

I’ve gotten upset about someone else taking the last custard-filled long john, but this is ridiculous!

That seedy dude is putting the love in a loaf as we speak.

Hey, FDA: who are you to tell me what love is? (This is one of those stories that remind me how much I hate bureaucrats more and more every day.)

Local youth football league has a pretty successful raffle idea.  I wonder if this will cause progressive tears to flow if it gets out? Magic 8-ball says: oh, fuck yeah!

More of the same for the week.

Keep breeding, Glibs.  Keep breeding.  There are a few of you out there who aren’t impregnating at the rate the rest of us are (or have been).  Pick up the slack!

Comments

729 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. Old Man With Candy

    You do NOT want SP and me to be breeding. Once she reaches menarche, of course.

    1. Atanarjuat

      I have one child from a previous relationship, and want more, but keep finding myself involved with women who prefer lots of freaky sex to settling down.

      1. Why are those things mutually exclusive in your world?

        1. Atanarjuat

          Hopefully they won’t be. The current one seems like she could be the nurturing type.

      2. Count Potato

        /humble brag

        1. Atanarjuat

          I guess, I see it as a stated vs revealed preference issue as well.

    2. You’ve done your part. I’m more concerned with these non-breeders we’ve got. They need to step up the game.

      1. Florida Man

        Do you want more Florida Men? Because this is how you get more Florida Men.

        1. Absolutely! It’s the only way we can defeat the swamp creatures.

          1. Jefe Hayek

            Breeding swamp creatures to defeat other swamp creatures? When do we introduce the mongooses?

          2. Isn’t that Mongeese?

          3. Jefe Hayek

            I believe it’s Mongeeses *puts glasses on upside down and looks down to reveal I’m wearing no pants*

          4. Chafed

            Isn’t that us?

      2. Lachowsky

        Statists, if we can’t get them out, we will breed them out.

      3. The Elite Elite

        Wow, way to be homophobic there Sloopy.

        1. Playa Manhattan
  2. BigT

    Worry not, the Judge will be impeached by the Tribe’s pitching staff.

  3. Slammer

    Yankees bullpen (esp. Green and Robertson) was the MVP.

    Those One Game playoffs or Game Sevens take forever. Every single pitch is important, so everyone takes their time. Endless mound visits. Lots of bullpen use.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      It’s worse when the Yankees and Red Sox are involved. Here’s hoping they don’t play each other for brevity’s sake.

  4. Are these getting earlier every day?

    1. Slammer

      Sloopy may not have slept

    2. Florida Man

      Check back tomorrow at 3 am.

    3. Badolph Hilter

      If so, I approve. Lately they’ve been early enough that I can make a quick pass before work.

      1. Chafed

        We left coasters are screwed. Just about every time I check the morning links there are well over 100 comments.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          As it should be. That’s what the evening links are for, so you all can talk about earthquakes and high speed trains.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            And Sunshine and warm weather while you freeze

          2. bacon-magic

            And secession.

          3. tacticalpillow

            We need to be funding billboards in CA that simply say “secede”

            I’ll start a collection.

          4. Galt1138

            Amen!

            Although, a lot more of my lefty friends want CA to secede to it can be prog paradise, with the authorities the only ones who can have guns. What can possibly go wrong?

            Southern CA makes up for a lot. But, the way things are going, my wife and may need to sell the house we just bought in the next ten years. *sigh*

          5. Galt1138

            Sorry, I forgot to add Southern CA WEATHER makes up for a lot.

            No edit option!

          6. Number.6

            Well, you could sell it, or have it confiscated for the poor.

        2. dbleagle

          Check your privilege left coast. In Hawaii it is often 500-600 comments before the sun rises.

          1. Chafed

            I cede my privilege to the man(?) 2000 miles to the west.

  5. Slammer

    I’ll not be making a prediction here for fear of doubling up on the ridicule I get the next day.

    I was gonna tell you to eat a bag of Pinstripe dick, but I decided not to

    1. I’ve ended up with worse (a tramp stamp)* for making a bad prediction on a sporting event. I wouldn’t have minded it.

      *In my defense, it seemed like a sure thing bet. Alas, here I am with a trinity tattooed on my lower back because of hubris. Meh, live and learn.

      1. WTF

        Fucking bastard New York Yankees! FFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

        BWAHAHAHAA! As a Yankees fan I had to do that. But realistically I don’t think we’re getting past the fucking Indians.

        1. Slammer

          We’re hot right now. Anything can happen.

        2. Drake

          As a Red Sox fan, I am actually hoping you do get by them. I sure don’t have much hope of the Sox beating them if they somehow make it past the Astros.

          1. Brett L

            Chris Sale v. Justin Verlander should be an entertaining matchup. Still waiting for the Astros tailspin and hoping it isn’t the WS like 2004.

          2. 2005!

            /White Sox Fan

          3. C. Anacreon

            Thanks for remembering us! We have one good season every 25 years or so, then suck constantly until the next special quarter-century team comes along, then it’s off to suck again. Oh, by the way, did you know our stadium is in the middle of a terrible, gang and gunfire-infested neighborhood? And we built a horrid outdated mausoleum-style expensive new ballpark the year before everyone started building cool, quirky, intimate ball yards? Thanks for your support, it’s good to know we have a fan.

            Signed,
            Pale Hose

          4. Gray Ghost

            LOL 3 PM start time. WTF baseball?

            (TWO HOURS LATER BUT STILL IN THE THIRD INNING I might add).

            Do you even AL playoff baseball, bro?

            But seriously, let’s get this started already. And I hope the ‘Stros bats don’t go into one of those multi-game swoons they’ve had for the last month or two. Though Correa is hitting that ball lately like it owes his mama money.

            Verlander, Keuchel, Peacock (Don’t laugh so fast. Look at his play this year: 13-2, 3.00 ERA, 132 IP, 161 SO, 1.19 WHIP, around a .215 BAA.) Not so bad 1-3.

          5. WTF

            The Red Sox lost the season series to the Yankees, you know, so you maybe shouldn’t wish for that, either.
            Although another Sox/Yankees ALCS would be fun.

          6. Pope Jimbo

            Please no.

            I understand that MLB would love that matchup, but for those of us who aren’t from the NE, that would mean more of the usual wankfest.

          7. Private Chipperbot

            Sunday Night Baseball tells me there are only two ML B teams. Boston and NY.

          8. Drake

            Sure – but they weren’t swept and humiliated like the Indians did them.

          9. MikeS

            Oh christ. Yeah, that would be a lot of fun.

          10. You know MLB are creaming their pants hoping for a Boston-NYY ALCS and a Los Angeles-Chicago Cubs NLCS.
            I’m hoping the Astros crash that party. And I’m hoping the Rockies or D-backs get to the NLCS.

          11. Brett L

            Nah. MLB loves the ‘Stros this year. Houston Strong, tear jerker human interest stories, overcoming natural disasters, and only slightly below Boston or NYC for viewership.

  6. Florida Man

    Local youth football league has a pretty successful raffle idea. I wonder if this will cause progressive tears to flow if it gets out? Magic 8-ball says: oh, fuck yeah!

    Damn, those are some premium firearms. I expected some replica black powder revolvers or something else cheap.

    1. I expected some replica black powder revolvers

      Are we talking Colt Navy or Single Action Army? Darnit, now I’m trying to remember the reloading process for the Navy.

      1. Florida Man

        I always want a navy .36 as a kid, then I grew up and bought assault rifles.

        1. It strikes me as a cool thing to own, but a bit of a hassle to actually shoot.

          1. Slammer

            Nice euphemism

          2. Troy

            It took a while to figure out when to make mine go off reliably.

          3. Chafed

            Now that’s a euphemism!

          4. Florida Man

            That’s how I feel. Probably fun the first few times and then you don’t want to deal with the hassle.

          5. Bob Boberson

            ^This. I have a walker colt that is a lot of fun to shoot but a huge pain to clean (which needs to be done immediately since black powder substitutes are so corrosive). It’s still cool to have but more for the display value than the actual use.

          6. Florida Man

            Are you “Two Gun Corky”?

          7. Bob Boberson

            *wiggles eyebrows

            “You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he would have been there right to the end to defend himself.”

          8. Los Doyers

            Just like Winston’s mom.

          9. Florida Man

            Never gets old.

      2. ArchieBunker

        Dont forget your bore butter

        1. Gray Ghost

          Just ask Winston’s mom.

    2. westernsloper

      No kidding. We need someone on the inside to get us tickets.

      1. Florida Man

        There was literally no gun on that list I didn’t want. If they sold tickets nationally, they would make way more than 25k.

        1. Gray Ghost

          I don’t feel like driving all the way out to Crosby, normally, but yeah, 5 bucks for a chance to win some of that stuff?

          Go Crosby Youth Football!

  7. straffinrun

    “Keep breeding, Glibs”

    You know what else was made with love?

      1. Private Chipperbot

        /sigh. Pushes away breakfast…

    1. westernsloper

      The flutes in that story the other day?

    2. Lachowsky

      Honest Lachowsky’s cream filled donuts LLC, has a product that would fit that description.

  8. Slammer

    “ ‘Love’ is not a common or usual name of an ingredient, and is considered to be intervening material because it is not part of the common or usual name of the ingredient.”

    How about Fuck off, Slaver? It’s pretty common

    1. They should list “bureaucracy” as an ingredient just to piss the FDA off.

      1. straffinrun

        *Made with government competence*

        Make the FDA say that doesn’t exist.

        1. “It is not a recognized term for a physical ingredient.”

          1. straffinrun

            You’re good at this. Chose the correct career, didn’t ya?

          2. 15% bitterness, 25% spite, and 60% creative verbiage.

          3. pan fried wylie

            *checks chromatography results*

            Within 0.001%

  9. Florida Man

    Paddock, 64, wired $100,000 to an account in the Philippines in the week before Sunday’s shooting,

    Woman claims he sent her to the Philippines because he found a cheap ticket, yet he was gambling with 6 figures and wired her 100k. Seems fishy to me.

    1. Atanarjuat

      It was just his excuse for why he randomly bought her a ticket. Sounds better than “I want to get rid of you for a few weeks”.

    2. Drake

      Here’s 20 questions she might be able to shed some light on. Seriously this makes no sense unless he was radicalized into some crazy ideology such as Islam or socialism.

      1. I’m going to bet on socialism.

        I have nothing to base that on other than my initial instinct, which is fallable.

      2. straffinrun

        Authorities were able to clear him of ties to ISIS within 12 hours, but Trump’s Russia ties take a year to expose. Hmmm

        1. Florida Man

          Seems legit…

          1. After all, ISIS is the JV team

            /BarryO

        2. Gray Ghost

          Probably used the same system that let them read all of Hil’s emails over the weekend and determine that no secrets were divulged, or laws broken.

      3. westernsloper

        I know some like to wait to speculate, but I see speculation as a hobby. I am leaning to this theory now: The guy is a former Fed employee having worked for the USPS and IRS. He may have not had a well known political affiliation but everyone has some sort of philosophy there even if they aren’t vocal about it. There is a constant stream of media telling America that Trump, and those who backed him are evil. Dude has a down point in his life and decides to act against the evil and shoot up a country and western concert that is perceived to be attended by those who would have supported the evil Trump. I think he was radicalized, but it wasn’t ISIS that did it.

        1. I heard that he tried to get the same room the night a concert was happening with Lorde and Chance the Rapper, but the hotel was sold out. So the country music thing may be a coincidence.

          1. Brett L

            SO he’s the ultimate “get off my lawn you kids” guy?

          2. westernsloper

            As much as he gambled, he may have stayed in that room many times. Maybe he was doing recon.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            It’s not a coincidence. I want to shoot Lorde too.

      4. Florida Man

        Interesting read. What is Peter Falk up to?

        1. Badolph Hilter

          Oh! I just remembered, make that 21 questions… it’s not for me, it’s for my superiors, they’re really sticklers for details…

      1. Count Potato

        “#4 As Jon Rappoport has pointed out, it would have been impossible for Stephen Paddock to kill and wound 573 people in less than five minutes of shooting with the kinds of weapons that he is alleged to have used. So why won’t law enforcement authorities acknowledge this fact?”

        I don’t know if those numbers are accurate, but firing full auto, most of the bullets are going to either miss or hit the same target more than once.

        1. Several factors – 1: crowd density, firing into a crowd you have fewer pure misses, plus a through and through can hit a second person. 2: The cone of probability gets wider the further from the muzzle you go. At those distances he’s spraying an area, not shooting a person. 3: Trample damage when panic sets in and the crowd stampedes. How many of those injuries were shot and how many were hurt fleeing the shooting?

        2. The Other Kevin

          There were 22,000 people crammed into a small space. He was going to hit a lot of people regardless of his skill level. And as UnCivil said, many injuries were probably from trampling. There were plenty of incidents from India or from Mecca where dozens of people died due to a panicked crowd.

          1. Count Potato

            Well, it reads “kill and wound”. To me “wound” wouldn’t include trampling injuries.

            Regardless, firing full auto, the shooter would have to move the muzzle very efficiently not to waste a massive amount of ammo.

            The whole situation, that he was able to bring and set up all this equipment (guns, cameras, shooting platform, etc.) without being noticed by anyone sounds very suspicious.

          2. Suitcases in hotels are ubituitous and ignored. Suitcases also get big. I could fit any of my rifles in my largest suitcase fully assembled. Smuggling the gear in there would be a non-issue in terms of raising alarm. Once in the room, setting it up is just a matter of time, and he was there for days beforehand. If he hung the “Do Not Distrub” sign, houskeeping typically bypasses the room.

            As for the pedantry regarding ‘wounded’, I don’t think accurate data has been released to separate the types of injuries, as the only metric commonly available is the number of people needing medical attention.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            Not to mention that he was in a suite. He probably had help from the hotel staff carting his stuff to his room since he was a “high roller.”

          4. Gray Ghost

            Regardless, firing full auto, the shooter would have to move the muzzle very efficiently not to waste a massive amount of ammo.

            The whole situation, that he was able to bring and set up all this equipment (guns, cameras, shooting platform, etc.) without being noticed by anyone sounds very suspicious.

            What waste? He’s beating an area with automatic fire, basically treating the rifle like a gigantic shotgun. So long as the rounds impact the area, he’s doing what he wants. As the crowd thins, and much of the area empties, then he’s got to be more selective and target clumps of people. But until then, let the the natural dispersion of the rounds, and the hard surface of the ground, send bullets wherever. They’re going to hit something, and when the bullets have the smash of 150 grain .308, they’re going to do a lot of damage when they do.

            As to suspicion, I’ve worked in ‘nice’ hotels. I imagine his stuff was in locking boxes, Pelican-type cases, and things like that. I’ve personally carried umteenth cases to rooms on my bell cart when I did that sort of thing, and my location wasn’t even Convention City the way Vegas is. It probably attracted attention only if the cheap SOB didn’t give me a 10 or 20 for humping all of that shit up to his room. FWIW, first-time parents are the absolute fucking worst when it comes to, amount of shit they want you to carry, and how much they’ll pay you to do it.

        3. Gilmore

          I never listen to people who say something is “impossible” without clearly stating why.

    3. Drake

      And one last one – this guy had a ton of weaponry, cameras in his rooms’ peepholes and hidden in the hallway, and a perfect field of fire on both entrances to his room. He could have mowed down a couple of waves of cops until they started throwing grenades or blasting down walls. But he killed himself instead.

      Why kill as many civilians as possible at a concert, but forgo shooting a single uniformed cop when they would have been fish in a barrel?

      1. leonadasiv

        I think there is only so much rationality you can try to read into the actions of someone like this.

      2. But he did shoot several security folks. I’m curious when that happened between the beginning of the rampage and the door getting broken down.

      3. tarran

        He did shoot a couple of cops and a hotel security guard. I’m not sure about the details, but it appears to me that the security guard was shot through the door. Then a group of cops approached, got shot, withdrew under fire, and then they waited for SWAT to set up for a forcible entry.

      4. Gray Ghost

        Thanks for the links, Drake. Yeah, there are a few questions that need to be answered. And probably never will be. I do like the setup from the ’20 questions’ link you posted:

        Stephen Paddock, 64, multi-millionaire, $400K retirement home, multiple properties, two airplanes, private pilot, instrument-rated, wears reading glasses, retired aerospace accountant and real estate mogul or somesuch. Divorced (for the last 27 years), no kids AFAIK, lives 90 minutes up I-15 from Sin City, but his roommate/gf/? is a 62-y.o. fililpina who’s looking like the wrong side of the portrait of Dorian Gray.
        Can go anywhere he likes, do anything he likes, fly all over the country, or play in Vegas, but hooks up with Tiny Troll in Reno, in a strip club.
        Likes to gamble, and has multiple CTRs for cash payouts of $10K, $20K, $30K, etc.

        “the wrong side of the portrait of Dorian Gray,” LOL. Guys like that, I’ve seen with LBFMs—hell, my old college landlord and itinerant tinkerer had exactly that relationship—but they usually pick them a lot younger. Plus, this gal is supposed to have quite the exotic history: politics back in the PI around Marcos-time, multiple marriages at the same time, with multiple SSNs to match. Just a lot of weirdness. Though, and it took your link to put it together, IFR-rated pilot + Florida + 1980s + unexplained large sources of income = what do you think? Maybe our accountant wasn’t quite so innocent, once upon a time?

        As to why set up all that shit in the hallway, and then not duke it out with the cops when they come, a lot of spree shooters are perfectly happy to mow down the unresisting, but find it a lot less fun once somebody puts up a fight. There are exceptions, but a lot of them, and probably most, hunker down and start to look longingly at their own guns once someone starts resisting. Their rage leaves them, and their inherent cowardice kicks in. Some are such cowards that they let the cops arrest them.

        A good timeline would be helpful, but it’s looking like this guy killed himself very soon after security + 1 LV cop showed up to his room, and he shot them through the door. Which makes sense then why SWAT took forever: if he’s not actually shooting people, then it’s no longer an active shooter, but a barricade situation, and you wait those out. Plus, w/o this guy blasting away, there’s the “now which room, exactly, is he in? And does he have the thing wired to blow up if we crash through?” thing. Even with a dead hotel cop outside.

      5. Gilmore

        “”Why kill as many civilians as possible at a concert, but forgo shooting a single uniformed cop””

        Cops shoot back. People who try and indiscriminately murder crowds of innocent people are often, not surprisingly, cowards when it comes to an actual “fight”

    4. Number.6

      I sent my girlfriend on an island vacation …

      “jamaica?”

      No, she went of her own accord.

  10. Can someone tell me what the hell a ‘Science Historian’ is? Oh, more relevent to the article:

    One of the most significant problems with Oreskes’ study is that for more than half of the 1977–2014 period Oreskes and Supran examined, ExxonMobil was not “ExxonMobil” but Exxon and Mobil, two separate, completely independent companies. They didn’t merge until the end of 1999. To claim ExxonMobil “misled” the public on climate change because Exxon’s internal research said one thing while the advertorials of Mobil, a completely different company, said another, is highly misleading on its own.

    “What they actually examined,” says Spencer Walrath of Energy in Depth, “was whether there was a ‘discernable discrepancy’ between the public communications of one company and the private communications of a separate company.”

    1. I think a “science historian” is someone in the vein of P.T. Barnum who unfortunately extracts money from taxpayers by knowing how to bullshit his way through grant application forms with aplomb.

    2. Brett L

      What was the guy’s name in the Foundation novels? The psychohistorian?

        1. Sorry, “Hari” Seldon.

      1. WTF

        Hari Seldon.

      2. Badolph Hilter

        Young Sheldon

    3. tarran

      Naomi Oreskes plays the same role in the current hysteria against industrial civilization that the author of the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” played in the anti-semitistic hysteria of 100 years ago. She forged evidence of a conspiracy by her targets that would allow her and her friends to justify hurting the people they hate as “self defense”.

      She is a vile and horrible human being.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        But I am sure she is making enough money so she won’t be threatened by increased energy costs.

        It’s “socialists” getting rich peddling books on socialism to morons, really

        1. tarran

          She’s a harvard prof whom I expect has her shoved her snout very deeply into the Fenton communications NGO money trough.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Oreske: “Education: Stanford University, University of London, Royal School of Mines, Imperial College London.”

        Lotsa fancy stuff.

        Yet…

      3. Gilmore

        ^this

        Oreskes is on the short list of people who have purposely made CAGW the mass-delusion that it is. Everything she’s done has been highly-suspect horseshit.

    4. Atanarjuat

      I didn’t read the article, but science historian doesn’t seem like a fake thing. Every science class I ever took started the textbook with the history of the discoveries that made the discipline possible and how they were accomplished with the technology of the time.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        A scientist usually knows the history of the science to a degree, and a teacher more so. Also there are historians. TO have a specialized profession just for science historian is overkill.

        1. Brett L

          Why? If someone wants to spend their life running down primary sources on a particular scientific topic — say the evolution of our understanding of the atom and nucleus — I think that’s just as valid a history topic as running down the same sort of primary sources on the Napoleonic Wars.

          1. running down the same sort of primary sources on the Napoleonic Wars.

            That one is easy – “Napoleon”.

            *cracks knuckles, grins*

          2. The war of 1812 happened as a result of the British Crown’s actions during the wars against Napolean, does that make it a Napoleonic war?

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            Technically yes

          4. the wars against Napolean

            Many got fat off of them!

          5. ruodberht

            Affirming the consequent FTL

          6. Brett L

            I’m blaming the Louises for letting him come to the forefront with their shitty reaction to the Revolution.

          7. Grummun

            Louises

            What does George Jefferson’s wife have to do with Napoleon?

          8. C. Anacreon

            This Louise?

            There’s a light in your eye and then a guy says “out of the car, Longhair!”
            “Louise, you’re comin’ with me, and no more movies”

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s an actual field, and one I considered as a minor in college.

      http://host.jhu.edu/about/

      It’s unfortunate that Oreskes is fucking up the reputation of it.

    6. KibbledKristen

      David Bodanis. Look him up.

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      It’s just a specialization of a subject. There economic, business, art etc. historians. It’s not BS but she sounds like she is.

    8. KibbledKristen

      Also Richard Rhodes, of course. Science history is by far my favorite reading genre.

  11. Badolph Hilter

    Remember kids, “breed” can be both a transitive and intransitive verb.

    1. straffinrun

      As in “Bruce bred Caitlyn”?

      1. Troy

        Swiss, can we get a ruling on this?

      2. *narrows gaze, shakes fist*

  12. Chipwooder

    Start spreading the newwwwwwwwws……half the fun of being a Yankee fan is everyone hating you.

    Gary Sanchez took a foul ball to the fellas, and David Robertson displayed the universal male reaction right there on the mound.

    1. And they claim men lack empathy.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      I hit a guy square in our hockey game last night with a bullet shot and he skated it off like no big thing. I checked on him later in the period and he was a little shaky, but kept playing. Trooper.

  13. straffinrun

    “Hungry locals killed the snake and displayed its body in the village before dicing it up, frying it and feasting on it.”

    Sounds like what Tony and co did to TOS comment section.

    1. leonadasiv

      Golly it’s horrific over their. Before he would be in only a few threads. Now he’s in every thread, spreading his mental rot.

      1. Gray Ghost

        Back when I used to post there, it was not unusual to have threads with only 4-5 visible responses, and acres of white space in between.

        I tried going back with my non-Reasonable enabled tablet. Between the multiple scripts that kept crashing my browser, and having to read their endless derp, I said screw it after about half a post. I don’t know how some of you browse that place on a phone.

        I do miss some of the posters there, and the plus side of the much tinier threads is that it’s easier to find the nuggets of gold in the sluice of verbal mud.

        1. Florida Man

          I miss Zeb. I wish he was here.

      2. butt-head

        Hihn is even worse, at least from the few threads I’ve seen. (Maybe because I’ll find them after they’re dead, and that’s when he decides to infect.)

    2. I have two questions. First, how big was the bag he was trying to fit a 25ft snake in? Second, they have 25ft pythons with heads the size of garbage cans in Indonesia? I just added another country to my “Places I Will Never Go” list.

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Speaking of snakes and crazy Tony….

      Man who crashed through Slidell Airport gate arrested in underwear after alleged encounter with snake

      The story explains everything. He was on his way to see a voodoo doctor, so it is all OK.

  14. Spartan Dad

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/what-if-stephen-paddock-were-al-qaeda-1507071366

    So the WSJ’s mask came down and they’ve started advocating using the NSA to continuously spy on every citizen including scrutinizing credit card purchases and website visits. They’ve been pushing this hard for likely terrorists, but this is the first time I’ve seen the outright demand to keep everyone under the watchful eye of Big Brother. Don’t worry though, there will some sort of privacy protections guaranteed not to be abused or outright ignored with disdain. Never mind the hundreds of recent unmaksing requests or the politicization of the IRS. Very disappointing but not surprising.

    Unfortunately, [gun control] is not a realistic basis for legislating for 330 million people. Let’s stop covering our eyes with respect to the potential of big data. As a top U.S. intelligence official pointed out after 9/11, nearly every transaction and communication nowadays leaves an electronic trail—if we could only make use of it.

    The information exists. It would be a job for algorithms, not human snoops, to rake through the unimaginable piles of data for the telltale patterns. Protection of privacy could be programmed into such a system, with rules specifying how such information can be surfaced for human consideration. So let’s at least be willing to find out what the potential is.

    1. tarran

      Does the author know how many Americans within weeks of each other purchase ammo, buy supplies for home improvement projects, and plan summer vacations?!?

      Do the author have any idea how many people are required to interview them all?!?

      1. leonadasiv

        That’s not a problem, just checking put people in a holding cell till we can get to them.

      2. Spartan Dad

        Apparently this will be handled by some sort of magical algorithm reminiscent of Minority Report.

        1. leonadasiv

          Which, I hadn’t thought about this till now, but the whole premise of the movie is around the enslavement of three children.

          1. And the imprisonment of people for no offense, an a pervasive surveilence state complete with warrentless drone searches. That was one horrific dystopia all things told.

          2. GSL in E

            + 1 Philip K Dick

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Proving the right is just as susceptible to the allure of legislating to alleviate fear as the left. They just have a separate set of rights they’re willing to violate.

    3. tacticalpillow

      Half the country owns a firearm. Even if it weren’t a blatant violation of the 4th, good luck.

      Not to mention the millions of competitive shooters who are highly skilled shooters and spend tens of thousands yearly on guns, ammo, and trips.

  15. Slammer

    The town i grew up in in Montana had 15.5″ of snow on Oct. 2nd. Made the front page of Drudge. Holy shit

    1. all fell in one day? Decent accumulation.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      Hoe much is that in millimeters?

      1. MikeS

        A lot

      2. LJW

        393.7

      3. Gustave Lytton

        Look at the foot at the bottom of your leg, now put your hand in front of that. There you go.

        If you have weenie Euro feet, just put one in front of the other.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          So around average penis size, got it

    3. Suthenboy

      Huh. I am still filling my hummingbird feeders.

    4. See Double You

      That’s what my snowpocalypse comment yesterday was about. We were without heat or power for about 18 hours. And every tree in the city has lost some of its branches and downed a few wires.

      Never seen this much snow this quickly before.

    5. Endless Mike

      Red Lodge?

  16. westernsloper

    He tried to stuff the creature in a bag but the snake to clamp its jaws over its arm.

    Jesus. How big of a bag did the dude have?

    1. Not big enough, apparently.

    2. Slammer

      Bag of Holding

      1. straffinrun

        *Nasally, honking geek lol*

    3. Brett L

      I think we’ve already determined that he must have a huge sack.

      1. Florida Man

        *high five*

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nice

  17. Tundra

    The whole funk, and nothing but the funk.

    *boogies*

    1. Tundra

      Let it roll because Flashlight is on deck!

    2. wdalasio

      Sounds to me like you want the funk. You’ve got to have that funk.

      1. Tundra

        Everybody’s got a little light under the sun!

  18. westernsloper

    “ ‘Love’ is not a common or usual name of an ingredient, and is considered to be intervening material because it is not part of the common or usual name of the ingredient.”

    Dear FDA, thank you for your concern with our ingredient list. To show our appreciation we have decided to make a special run of granola bars without love as an ingredient just for you. Love shall be replaced by two new ingredients: Fuck and You.
    Have a nice day. 🙂

    1. leonadasiv

      FDA research does show that Fuck is a common substitute for Love.

    2. Grumbletarian
      1. Grumbletarian

        Ugh.

  19. wdalasio

    FDA declares there’s no ‘love’ in baker’s granola

    I really don’t think the FDA wants them to amend their production methods to bring this claim into compliance.

    1. leonadasiv

      You thought jizz filled flies flutes were bad…

  20. MikeS

    Yankees fans are the white people of baseball fans

    1. MikeS

      Alternately: Yankees fans are literally Hitler

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Collectively, it should follow then, they are Nazis?

        Makes sense these days. Yukon Ho!

  21. PieInTheSKy

    Things in Spain are starting to heat up even more. – Meh despite all the crap I don’t think the Catalonia leaders have a mandate to just declare independence just yet

    1. They’re not declaring independance, they’re ejecting the rest of the country from Spain.

    2. MikeS

      Have there been any reliable vote tallies released? Last I heard it was 90% for independence, but only 42% voter turnout. Not sure how accurate that is since I read it very shortly after the vote.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        I generally hold that for any referendum to pass it should have more than half of eligible voters, for me not going is equivalent to no

  22. A Fuggin White Male

    “keep breeding”

    Roger that Captain Sloop. I already have a 10 month old and a 26 month old, and I just received the green light to start on number 3. Emissions begin this month.

    1. MikeS

      Work hard

    2. RBS

      You mean a 10 month old and a two year old?

      1. Florida Man

        It’s not so weird. I tell everyone I’m 441 month old.

        1. Troy

          Damn I was going to make a wholly fuck you’re old joke. Then I did the math on me and it’s 620 for me. Fuck

          ::farts dust::

          1. RBS

            I’m only 420.

          2. Stillhunter

            I turn 540 today. Yay me!

          3. Mr Lizard

            Happy hatching day puny mammal

          4. egould310

            Happy birthday!

          5. Galt1138

            Congrats on another trip around the sun!

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      like a schedule? how does that work?

  23. PieInTheSKy

    IRS awards multimillion-dollar fraud-prevention contract to Equifax
    The no-bid contract was issued last week, as the company continued facing fallout from its massive security breach.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/10/03/equifax-irs-fraud-protection-contract-243419

    1. leonadasiv

      But I’m informed that the free market is failing, so we need the government to do by this kind of stuff.

      1. C. Anacreon

        At my doctor appointment the other day, my doctor told me the US needs to switch to single payer, because in the current system “the health insurance companies make 25% profit, think how much costs would go down if we eliminated the profit motive!” Also, the government would negotiate with drug companies and thus bring the price of medicines way down.

        And yes, I have always trusted his medical judgment, but maybe now I’m not so sure.

        1. Did you suggest he start an insurance company making 20% profit to steal all their customers?

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          Did you ask him if he considered applying for a position at the VA? We have a small shortage of Doctors, and if he applies now I’m sure he’ll be in clinic by the end of next summer!

        3. invisible finger

          WHY did he bring up single-payer/single-denier? We’re you crazy enough to ask him – as if a doctor has any useful knowledge of any subject beyond medicine?

        4. BigT

          Right! Ins companies should make nothing just like you!

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Well, cronies have to keep cronying, no?

      C’man!

  24. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Let’s hope the governments in Madrid and Brussels respect those who disagree with their position.

    Yeah, right, suuuuuuure

  25. Jefe Hayek

    The NYT’s ISIS correspondent seems to think the ISIS thing has legs. And the Sheriff said this during the press conference yesterday.

    No idea if it’s true, but man, what in the blue hell is going on in this world?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Meh I can’t take ISIS as a motive seriously. Just a psycho who maybe decided to pretend ISIS for some psycho reason. I find it hard to believe a 64 year old white American just converts to ISIS

      1. Jefe Hayek

        I certainly didn’t believe it when they initially claimed responsibility and I still say the chance is remote. But when legitimate “experts” are saying there’s at least something to it, I think you have to entertain the idea.

        The Sheriff’s comment about radicalization is definitely a eyebrow raiser, as well

        1. Gray Ghost

          Thought those guys, when radicalized, and trying to die as a shahid for Islam, usually shaved themselves. You know, the whole ritualistic cleansing before meeting their god thing. If this NSFW photo, purportedly of the deceased, is actually of him, he’s unshaved, with what looks like a few days of stubble.

          Maybe he now has to sit in a end-reel-of Beetlejuice-esque waiting room for an era or two before his martyrdom number gets called and he can join the houris orgy, already in progress?

          1. Mr Lizard

            Well he probably went on bender in between moving hardware up to his blind

    2. Gilmore

      I think people have… gotten stupid when it comes to criminal investigations.

      We seem to expect a complete biography and psychological analysis of the killer within 24/hours. That’s unreasonable; yes, the investigators have tons of sources for history/behavior/opinion of the perp in the days/weeks/months before the killings, but they have to determine what’s relevant and what’s not, and what might be considered ‘evidence’ and what might later to be proven misconstrued. we’ve gotten completely spoiled by the “they called 9/11 in the middle of their killing spree and announced their loyalty to ISIS” type shit. We want everyone to fall neatly into “schizo or terrorist” boxes…. when the reality is that the history of mass killers actually is a far more diverse and bizarre array of motives.

      this is a handy list of all mass-shooters in the last ~35 years. schizos and terrorists are actually the minority.

  26. Spartan Dad

    UCS, I talked to my wife’s relatives about Roanoke and here’s what they had:

    For Roanoke:
    Transportation museum is supposed to be very good
    Roanoke star- largest man made star in the world
    Discovery center at the Roanoke star- no opinion but already at the Roanoke star
    Pinball Machine Museum
    Carvin’s cove- nature preserve

    You’ll only be 45 minutes from Bedford which worth the drive for the D-Day memorial
    For Bedford:
    D-Day memorial- Bedford had the highest deaths per capita in either D-Day or WWII, I can’t remember which. The memorial is very large and worth seeing.
    Peaks of Otter
    Johnson’s Orchard- winery, cider, etc
    Town Kitchen and Provisions- Supposed to be very good and worth the trip to eat at. It’s a new place
    Beales Brewery- owned by Town Kitchen

    Drive the Blueridge Pkwy

    1. Thank you. I’ll have to take a closer look at the list.

      I do appreciate it.

      1. Spartan Dad

        Sure, it was no problem.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      Roanoke star- largest man made star in the world – how did they achieve fusion?

      1. Florida Man

        If the star is large enough, fusion takes care of itself.

    3. Spartan Dad

      Drive the Blueridge Pkwy was separate and the recommend route to Greenville. It is a really scenic route. Fun fact, I wrecked my car there as a teenager on a bad curve where foliage had covered up the chevrons. I was told by the tow truck driver 5 other vehicles had wrecked at within I think the year before. Some flipped over the guardrail and the driver/passengers killed (hundreds of feet drop).

      1. spqr2008

        UCS, if you take the Blue Ridge Parkway, you end up within 30 minutes of that Sierra Nevada Brewery I had mentioned before. Plus there’s also Oskar Blues a town over, and a bunch of smaller stuff in Asheville, Henderson County (a little more out of the way), and Translyvania County. Additionally, you should go see the Fish Hatchery if it’s still open in Pisgah national forest, and go to Dolly’s Ice Cream near Pisgah Forest. If you want some really really good food near Pisgah Forest, Jamie’s in Brevard, NC, is fantastic, but pricey.

        1. Gray Ghost

          Isn’t the Biltmore House over by Asheville? Terrible wine, but beautiful architecture and art, I’m told.

    4. Pinball Machine Museum

      Oooh! *searches for bag of quarters*

    5. Jesus H Christ. You people.

      I lived in Roanoke. The place worth visiting for food is the Texas Tavern. And stay at the Hotel Roanoke and have a few cocktails in the Pine Room. Or stay at the Jefferson Hotel and see if the barber is still there who cuts hair with only a comb and straight razor. It’s been 15 years since he gave me a shave (I went bald so the cut was unnecessary) but it’s a great experience and he’s a super nice guy. They also have a nice bar just below street level. But definitely go to the Pine Room!!!

      Then go south to Franklin County (Rocky Mount), but DO NOT GO MORE THAN 2 mph OVER THR SPEED LIMIT AS YOU HIT THE COUNTY LINE and enter Boone’s Mill. You will get a ticket. Anyway, get a bottle of moonshine from any person on the street, turn around and go back to Roanoke. Then take 221 south through Poagues Mill to Floyd. It’s a weird little place but the drive is beautiful. Then take 8 west to Christiansburg and cruise into Blacksburg for the night and get drunk with a bunch of degenerate Tech kids. Or if you’re feeling like catching an STD, go to Radford instead.

      1. The last two times I took your advice, I ran into a place overrun with hipsters, then followed it up with This stuff. I’m starting to think you’re trolling me.

        1. Ok. Then you’ll miss out on the Texas Tavern. Your loss.

          Or you can take my advice, go in there and order “a bowl with and a cheesy western” and have a fantastic meal with the 9 other people the place seats.

        2. RBS

          I’ll second the Texas Tavern. I spent my high school years in that part of VA (Lynchburg) and still have some family and friends up there.

      2. Spartan Dad

        Then go south to Franklin County (Rocky Mount), but DO NOT GO MORE THAN 2 mph OVER THR SPEED LIMIT AS YOU HIT THE COUNTY LINE and enter Boone’s Mill. You will get a ticket. Anyway, get a bottle of moonshine from any person on the street, turn around and go back to Roanoke.

        +1 Lawless. My property has a stream through it and we found several scattered empty milk jugs around it when we first moved in. My next door neighbor is from Franklin. She had a problem with trespassers and told me that she didn’t understand it… in Franklin they just disappear trespassers.

        No joke on Boones Mill either. The speed limit drops from something like 60 mph to 35 with no warning.

        1. Grumbletarian

          “Buy moonshine from anyone you meet, but for God’s sake don’t go over the speed limit!” Is the sherrif named Roscoe P. Coltraine?

          1. That county is known for their moonshine.
            But it made me want to go and see if I could find an old Thrillbilly’s song on YouTube. Those guys used to rock out 20 years ago. If it’s the same people.
            https://youtu.be/HHq1tpXxnUw

    6. If the star is red, somebody’s dead. If the star is white, eveeything’s alright.

      That used to be the way it worked. If someone died in a car wreck and was taken to Roanoke Memorial, at the bottom of the hill the star is on, they’d turn the lights red. Don’t know if they still do that. The drive up to the star on Mill Mountain via Prospect Rd is a pretty sweet set of switchbacks. You can exit the back way and get to the Blue Ridge Pkwy.

    7. Viking1865

      Bedford is worth going to for the D-Day Memorial.

      Backstory: Omaha Beach was assaulted in part by the 29th Infantry Division, a unit formed from National Guard units from VA and PA. The 116th Regiment, which traces its lineage to the Stonewall Brigade of the CSA, was filled out with the boys of the Shenandoah Valley. They were first onto Omaha, and they got cut to shreds. Bedford suffered more then any other town in the country that morning. Truly staggering numbers of dead from a small town.

      1. Spartan Dad

        That’s it, thanks for the backstory. There’s a book about it we have somewhere called the Bedford Boys. The memorial definitely means a lot to the people there. My wife’s grandfather (from Bedford) was one of the paratroopers on D-Day.

  27. PieInTheSKy

    Ancient Tomb of Santa Claus Discovered Beneath Turkish Church

    Archaeologists in Turkey may be on the cusp of solving a mystery thousands of years in the making after they stumbled on a tomb beneath the ruins of an ancient church they believe contains the remains of Saint Nicholas—known popularly as Santa Claus.

    http://www.newsweek.com/santa-claus-tomb-discovered-beneath-ancient-church-turkey-676598?utm_campaign=NewsweekTwitter&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social

    OMG Santa is dead!!!!

    1. leonadasiv

      Explains why I stopped getting presents…

      1. Who keeps giving me the lumps of coal then?!

        1. Floridaman

          The orphans you have mining for it.

          1. I knew I should have stuck to uranium mining…casualties aside.

          2. Florida Man

            I find it odd that depleted uranium is Regulated. I thought it would be neat to have a ring made of DU, but evidently we DON’T live in a free country.

          3. Isn’t depleted urainium effectively inert (or relatively close to it given the halflife of the remaining materials)?

            Or am I thinking of a different byproduct

          4. Florida Man

            That’s how I understand it, so why can’t I have it?

          5. Yusef drives a Kia

            I possess a 40mm DU projectile I got many years ago from some where?
            Heavy I tells ya

          6. Gray Ghost

            Heavy metal poisoning is no bueno. Though a ring of material should be no more bioavailable than a ring of pure metallic lead, right? And that isn’t as regulated as DU?

            No idea, I’ve not tried to buy either.

          7. The last time I bought metallic lead, there was zero paperwork. True, it was a handful of pounds, but it was retail. If I wanted to shell out the dollars, I can also buy more or less any other element. Since you can’t turn it into a nuclear device, there’s no good reason to make DU a restricted substance. Heck, you can buy liquid mercury, and that’s far more likely to cause heavy metal poisoning to something.

          8. mexican sharpshooter

            I would imagine that would be rather expensive.

          9. Number.6

            Munitions grade DU is still an alpha source, so I’m not sure I’d want to have it in contact with my skin for long.

            DU resulting from post-decommissioning from power production is slightly higher in radionucleides, and uranium itself is kinda toxic, so it might be more useful as a novelty buttplug for us older guys.

        2. Tulip

          That’s not coal.

    2. Lachowsky

      Santa is not dead. He’s alive and well. He just changed his now. He now goes by Government.

      1. AlexinCT

        Art the tax payers the little elves?

  28. Rufus the Monocled

    “The NBA changed their All-Star Game format so there’s no more East-West. Tupac and Biggie…”

    Yeh but what do Spike and Drake think about it?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      But will there still be like 12 players from the east and 12 from the west, or 24 with most votes?

      1. The answer to your question is: who fucking cares, the NBA sucks.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          Well a lot more of the world population than any of your other silly American sports, I would assume. And if not now, soon

  29. PieInTheSKy

    The World’s Most And Least Competitive Countries

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2017/09/29/the-worlds-most-and-least-competitive-countries-infographic/#2428efe433fd

    The US is number 2 second only to Romania, although to be fair North Korea should be first

    1. *Ahem* who IS NUMBER 1?

      *Waves Swiss Flag*

  30. NHL starting!

    *actual depiction of Swiss Servator celebrating*

    1. PieInTheSKy

      That is a fancy hat

    2. LJW

      Are you the one in the dress?

    3. Slammer

      Check out the expressions on the guys at the table, just waiting for you to fall on your ass

      1. I may have had a couple or three pints…

    4. westernsloper

      Are you wearing the belt in hopes of some dollar bills?

    5. DEG

      I see no Maß Bier.

      1. I am doing the “stomp and yodel for moar bier” dance.

  31. Rufus the Monocled

    In the link to that motherfucken piece of shit murderer’s girlfriend I saw this:

    “Some in Las Vegas Skeptical of Trump’s Post-Shooting Visit…

    “…Robby LeBlanc, a Republican who voted for Clinton last year, shook his head as he used his smartphone to replay the president’s comments Tuesday on Puerto Rico. Trump suggested the U.S. territory was costing the government dearly because of damage from Hurricane Maria and that the storm’s impact paled in comparison to that of Hurricane Katrina in 2005.”

    Some, eh? Now that’s solid journalistic headlining right there. And any Republican who voted for Hilary should be drained and spun. Idiot.

    As a matter of principle we shouldn’t link to NBC given their full of shit past.

    1. tarran

      Did he look black?

    2. Suthenboy

      “Republican who voted for Hillary”

      Bullshit.

      1. Gerry Rigg

        i.e. a Democrat who’s too cowardly to admit it.

  32. Pope Jimbo

    This is for John, Tundra and all you other luddites who think driving is fun and no one wants auto-cars.

    Western Minnesoda man arrested for 28th DWI

    Yup. Some people just love the freedom of driving their own car.

    1. Brett L

      Jeebus. I’m surprised he’s out of prison for the 27th one. In Florida, I think you get the death penalty on number 5.

      1. RBS

        Here in SC after 3 you get a moped.

        1. Floridaman

          I would prefer the death penalty.

    2. MikeS

      This is a failure of the mental health system more than a lack of self driving cars.

      That and an off duty deputy in the bar who instead of offering to give the guy a ride, watched him drink, then watched him get in his car, then called him in.

    3. Tundra

      Nothing stops that fuckhead from calling a cab.

      Well, except the part about being a fuckhead.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        To be fair, it looks like the nearest cab company to him (New York Mills) would be in Wadena. That would be 20 miles away.

        Not that it is an excuse, but you urban elites in tony West Maple Grove need to understand that not all the deplorables out in the sticks have access to the same amenities as you.

        1. Florida Man

          Yeah, I’m baffled when I use Uber outside of Orlando. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO CARS ARE AVAILABLE AT 3 AM ?!?”

        2. Tundra

          Oh, yeah, and this fuck would afford a self-driving car?

          He should just drink himself to death at home.

          1. MikeS

            A fifth of vodka in every pot and a self driving car in every garage!

      2. MikeS

        Check your cab privilege!

    4. Michael

      +1 rickety ten-speed with upside-down handlebars

      1. Pope Jimbo

        The story said that he was only going 10-15mph down the highway, so a bike wouldn’t have been much of a downgrade.

        1. Nephilium

          But (in most states) you can still get a DUI on a bicycle.

    5. Stillhunter

      Without reading the story yet, how is this guy on the street? For dui in Mn is a felony… Weird how laws don’t stop people from making bad choices…

      1. Stillhunter

        Dammit! Four not for…

      2. Number.6

        Probably a degree of separation or two from Amy Klobuchar.

  33. LJW

    I used to think gun control was the answer. My research told me otherwise.

    FYI it’s a WaPo article let’s try to limit the clicks. The headline tells you enough.

    1. Grumbletarian

      How that managed to get published by WaPo is a mystery that will confound scientists forever.

      1. LJW

        Must have been hacked by right wingers

    2. leonadasiv

      If this takes off, the author might be in need of looking for a new job. The right thing to do is not click, to keep it from going viral. For his sake.

    3. Count Potato

      “Before I started researching gun deaths, gun-control policy used to frustrate me. I wished the National Rifle Association would stop blocking common-sense gun-control reforms such as banning assault weapons, restricting silencers, shrinking magazine sizes and all the other measures that could make guns less deadly.”

      Why would she have an opinion if she hadn’t done any research?

      One thing that has been demonstrated is that support for more gun control laws falls some time after mass shootings. Shortly afterwards, there is an emotional response. But then after people educate themselves, they learn the proposed laws wouldn’t have prevented the shooting.

      1. leonadasiv

        “Why would she have an opinion if she hadn’t done any research?”

        I think people are entitled to their opinion. Now if they are trying to convince others, they should do their research.

      2. Lachowsky

        Why would she have an opinion if she hadn’t done any research?

        Gun Grabbers fall into one of two catergories.

        1. people ignorant of anything firearms related who think that gun control can save lives.

        2. people not ignorant of things firearms related who think that gun control can further their agenda.

        #1 are useful idiots.
        #2 are statists actively trying enslave me.

        1. I had some dickhead on ESPN yesterday say “if you can have an assault weapon, I should be able to have a flamethrower. How do you feel about that?”
          To which I replied “flamethrowers are legal and unregulated in your state. However if you point and discharge one at somebody, you are liable to be arrested.”

          He never replied.

          1. Brett L

            Whoops! Stupid facts.

    4. Gray Ghost

      A statistician working for 538 wrote that. Though, I wonder if she still is working for them after that?

      An honestly-held opinion, changed after receiving contrary data. How quaint.

      1. Number.6

        Already a former statistician working for 538

    5. Raston Bot

      late arrival to Catholicism. fascinating.

    6. Raston Bot

      that’s a really good opinion piece. maybe lost a few points for not mentioning the sonic boom of supersonic ammo but it was a short piece so really not a big deal.

  34. Rufus the Monocled

    Was it me or did it seem the crowd was, er, very patriarchal every time the camera panned to the stands in last night’s game?

    Saw lotsa men. It was like watching a European soccer match.

  35. Rufus the Monocled

    Gee, what would have happened if they listed ‘Hate’ as an active ingredient in their granola bars?

  36. Rufus the Monocled

    F.H. Buckley writes Canadians are more conservative than Americans and Americans are more liberal. Together they make the colour purple.

    http://nationalpost.com/opinion/f-h-buckley-youre-more-conservative-than-you-think

    1. Those numbers look contrived to fit a narrative. Not fabricated, but, selectivly quoted perhaps.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I got that feeling too.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      I am skeptical of the mobility measures because they are mostly based on relative incomes and cohorts, so a country with a higher income equality will have more migrations between cohorts. I also don’t see economic mobility as a measure of conservatism. Since when?

      ” America was supposed to be the land of opportunity, where everyone stood an equal chance of getting ahead. ” – I don’t think anyone can ever claim everyone has an equal chance to get ahead. That’s silly and does not apply to any country. Also land of opportunity means you have a chance, not that all chances are equal. So this is silly.

      1. Conservatism is about conserving traditional values and schemas that work. Waffling on about how poor people tend to teach their children poor habits and rich people pass on different habits, resulting in differential outcomes is irrelevent to how conservative a populace is. Also, every time I re-read those mobility paragraphs the alarm bells of “this wording is deliberately obfuscatory” go off.

  37. The Zenome Project

    Flip the races, and Michelle Obama sounds a bit like David Duke, doesn’t she? The Racist Party never disappoints:

    Tuesday at the Pennsylvania Conference for Women, former first lady Michelle Obama said when she attended the State of the Union address she would notice the Republican side was “all men, all white,” and that was why she argued many people of color “don’t trust politics.”

    Speaking about diversity, Obama said, “We should be working actively to mix it up, so we’re getting a real broad range of perspectives on every issue. Shoot, I would see that in Congress.”

    She explained, “At the State of the Union address … when you are in the room what you can see is this real dichotomy. It’s a feeling of color almost. On one side of the room is literally gray and white. Literally, that is the color palette on one side of the room. On the other side of the room, there are yellows and blues and whites and greens. Physically, there’s a difference in color, in the tone, because on one side all men, all white, on the other side some woman, some people of color.”

    She continued, “I look at that, and I go, no wonder. No wonder we struggle, no wonder people don’t trust politics. We’re not even noticing what these rooms look like.”

    1. leonadasiv

      “blues and whites and greens. ” Paging Eiffel 65.

    2. Slammer

      From the Daily Fail:

      ‘For the last eight years, we had a standard of ethics, a lot of constraints. What it means to have a commander-in-chief that actually upholds the standards of the White House,’ Obama quipped as the audience cheered.

    3. spqr2008

      Either that, or I, as a white man, do not enjoy being lectured by a corrupt politician’s wife, who has virtually zero accomplishments to her own name. In addition, I happen to like plenty of minority politicians. They just happen to be Republicans.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        She even has the ‘concerned faux intellectual’ look-shtick down pat.

        She’s a twit.

        1. spqr2008

          And part of my response to her is: “Yes, no one should ever trust politicians, because they have accrued to themselves the power to do things like: remake 1/6 of the economy at will, target their political enemies for extra scrutiny from regulatory agencies, send guns to Mexican drug cartels untracked to justify gun control in the United States, make school lunches inedible…”

      2. leonadasiv

        I’m pretty sure Michelle Obama just said they don’t exist.

        I’d love for her to get eaten alive just for that. I don’t care about her other racist remarks. The face that she marginalised minorities because they hold a different view point than hers.

        1. Microaggressor

          They suffer from False Consciousness.
          It’s like they don’t even know the Republicans want to put them back in chains!

      3. The Zenome Project

        I wonder who’s higher on the left’s intersectional pyramid, Joe Biden (white male, Democrat) or Raúl Labrador (Puerto Rican male, Freedom Caucus member, future Governor of Idaho). Elizabeth Warren or Mia Love?

      4. WTF

        Of course it’s an obvious lie that Republicans are “all men, all white”.

        1. The Zenome Project

          I mean, just look at how white and male he is. So much privilege it’s hard to look at.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Holy shith!

      Man, is she one stupid idiot. And her supporters even bigger dummies.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      I guess she’s no longer proud to be America anymore?

      She seemed to be having one helluva a time.

      #wheremyvacpay

    6. Grumbletarian

      Tuesday at the Pennsylvania Conference for Women, former first lady Michelle Obama said when she attended the State of the Union address she would notice the Republican side was “all men, all white,”

      Sure, if you don’t count Tim Scott, Olympia Snow, Lisa Murkowski, Joni Ernst, Susan Collins, Deb Fisher, and Shelley Moore Capito,

      1. The Zenome Project

        Collins, Murkowski, and Snowe are basically Democrats in denial, but otherwise yes.

    7. Suthenboy

      Just now noticing that the Obamas are rabid racists. At least Pam is catching up.

      1. Suthenboy

        I vaguely remember reading about some black dude (Chris Rock?) who was invited to the White House for a party and he waxed nostalgic and celebratory about how incredible it was that there were exclusively black people in the White House at that time.

        1. Microaggressor

          Point out the hypocrisy all you want, but the Marxist true believers will never see it as a meaningful argument. Bigotry in the service of “punching up” is always justified, because how else will we achieve equality between warring classes?

        2. butt-head

          I think it was Chappelle, and it made sense in context. It wasn’t “thank God there are no honkies here.” It was, “look how far we’ve come as a nation that this is possible.”

          Of course, now there’s systemic white supremacy everywhere. I’ll take Chappelle’s optimism.

  38. Pope Jimbo

    In the same vein as the FDA meddling, here is a story about a church fighting city zoning laws.

    St. John’s Episcopal Church had planned to house one homeless person at a time in a 132-square-foot house on wheels until they could get on their feet. But the house didn’t meet the city’s zoning ordinances or the state building code.

    1. leonadasiv

      Look if you want to help someone, you got to do it the right (government approved) way.

      1. leonadasiv

        If you can’t afford to meet the regulations, maybe you shouldn’t be in the charity business…

    1. Tundra

      I’m sorry. The words I chose hurt people. I apologize.

      Go fuck yourself, cunt.

      1. That’s such a smarmy non-apology. As if the problem with what he said was the phrasing. No, fuckhead, you expressed a vile, bigoted sentiment not days after a tragedy and, shocker, people think you’re a shitty person because of it. And guess what? They’re right.

    2. butt-head

      It’s really irritating how few people actually understand what “terrorism” means. He wasn’t labeled a terrorist because we still have no idea what his goals were, and how this act was meant to precipitate them. It has nothing to do with ‘white, male privilege.’ You stupid motherfuckers.

  39. PieInTheSKy

    Article retracted cause the authors could not decide on order of names

    http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/gbb.12373/abstract?campaign=woletoc

    1. “Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.”

    1. PieInTheSKy

      You wouldn’t afford it anyway. Think of the royalties

  40. Pope Jimbo

    Hip cafe gets hoisted by its own petard

    A hipster cafe posted signs saying that after 5pm, people would have to put away their electronic devices. Stupid rule, but the hipsters freaked out. The best part of the story is the owner trying to explain it isn’t really a douche move:

    “This was not our intention,” the release said. “Being committed to openness and building a safe space for community to gather, we have taken the constructive feedback and have decided to edit those signs with a clearer message.”
    It said the rule was “strictly for the benefit of our clientele to enjoy the dynamic space and offerings we’ve created in the community.”
    “Focusing on creating a restaurant that is a place of sanctuary and leisure after 5 p.m. is integral to our longevity and our guests’ well-being,” the release said.

    1. Florida Man

      I think it’s a neat idea. I usually don’t use my phone in restaurants anyways and rarely notice anyone not at my table, but neat idea.

      1. If I notice anyone not at my table – something has gone horribly wrong and they’re making a scene.

        1. trshmnstr

          This.

    2. Badolph Hilter

      If there’s one thing hipsters love, it’s being separated from their smartphones.

    3. Gilmore

      The people complaining are retarded. if you don’t like it, don’t go. The place has every right to make its own rules.

      one of my fave bars in the village was Burp Castle. They had a “no loud talking” rule. They enforced it. It ensured the atmosphere was the way they liked it.

      1. Number.6

        Did the loud conversations drown out the thunderous eructations you’d expect to hear at a drinking hole with that name?

        1. Gilmore

          If you can belch loud enough, you will receive a round of golf-clap applause, and soft grunts of appreciation.

  41. Nephilium

    Just to get things ready.

    For those who are interested, there’s a couple of us who will be at Barley’s in Columbus on Friday, around 18:30.

    There’s also been a couple of people who are interested in a BIF (Beer It Forward), shipping our local treasures to those around the country. Looking at a 72 oz minimum, shipping costs will probably run you about $15-20. Feel free to comment here, or hit me up at gmail at the handle above.

    1. spqr2008

      I’m interested, but unfortunately I’ll be at work then.

      1. DO ANY OF YOU EVEN…oh.

  42. Brett L

    Judges are assholes, but in this case, the targets seem to deserve it.

    1. Suthenboy

      Being a former court watcher I can tell you that 9 times out of 10 the target deserves it. You couldn’t beat me and make me sit on the bench. The dumbassery judges have to put up with is unbelievable.

  43. Pope Jimbo

    Good news/Bad news?

    Fargo restaurant owner shamelessly begs for money.

    Bad news: Why do bad businessmen think that they can beg for money? Or why does anyone think begging isn’t something to be ashamed of?

    Good news: The guy is openly gay. Fuck think about that. An openly gay man is willing to beg for money. Not that long ago, this guy wouldn’t have dared be open about who he was. Now he doesn’t care at all. Good progress.

    1. Florida Man

      I was thinking about how kids beg now instead of selling stuff for fund raisers. I think it teaches a bad lesson. You want my money? Sell me a product I want.

      1. Lachowsky

        The gun raffle link is relevant

        1. Florida Man

          That’s what got me thinking about it.

          1. AlexinCT

            You saying if they want stuff they should be forking over gas, grass, or ass?

      2. Gray Ghost

        Whatever happened to candy-bar sales? My mother I think funded half of the extracurricular stuff my schools put on, just by selling candy to the feed lot/secretarial office at the hospital where she worked.

        Now, they beg in the street, with signs, reflective vests, and coffee cans for donations.

        1. AlexinCT

          Then, after they make a good day’s work, walk over to the parking lot, remove the cover from their Beamer, pay the daily high rate for the prime time parking lot, then drive off to their lobster & filet mignon dinner..

          I kid you not. there was some dude in Hartford that was exposed for doing this shit.

          1. Gray Ghost

            I read your post, and wondered why my sis and I ate shitty chunk-king fried noodles with veggies for dinner all those years while Mom was crushing surf and turf, then I realized you were talking about the panhandlers. Though I think if my mother just made it her business to sell candy to fat secretaries, she’d have made a lot more money…

            Yeah, they clean up like bandits, AIUI. 350-400 a day, the last expose the Houston Chronicle ran.

      3. Badolph Hilter

        I think begging is definitely on the upswing in terms of social acceptability.

        I’ve noticed that increasingly, any time anything bad happens to anyone, there’s immediately a gofundme set up. “Hey, I broke my leg skiing, I set up a gofundme if you want to help pay my medical bills.”

      4. Rasilio

        As a general rule I would rather they just beg.

        Can’t stand those damn fundraisers, they are basically all just scams that line the pockets of the companies who run them and pass a tiny percentage of the profits on to the kids group.

        In otherwords: No I do not want to buy your stupid $15 tub of popcorn that I could get for $7 at Wal Mart and your troop only gets $2 from (and half of that is diverted into a stupid prize for the kid) , here is a straight up $5 donation

        1. Deplorableme

          That’s what I do as well. $5 donation – don’t even care if they pocket it themselves. I hated going door-to-door as a kid for the boy scouts selling crap, so if I can give a kid a smile doing that miserable job – all the better.

    2. Rasilio

      Oh gotta say, while I feel bad for the guy he is a moron.

      Opening a restaurant has NEVER been a particularly good plan to make money in the long run and even when everything works out it generally takes a good 10 to 15 years before you build it to the point where you can start taking real money out of it but this guy decided to open one at a time when even James Beard Award winners find it impossible to even break even and cost and price pressures are driving more and more restaurants out of business and he did so with the idea of using the “excess cash” to cover the shortfall his other business, a shopping mall based storefront in an era when shopping malls are dying.

      Realistically this guy needs to go out of business because he has no business running a business

  44. Lachowsky

    Per the Texas football gun raffle.

    Here in primitive arkansas, Gun raffles are as common as armadillo road kill. Ducks Unlimited sells calenders here every year. They sell 10,000 at 50 bucks a pop and have a drawing for a gun everyday of the year. My good buddy won an AR and a shotgun on the deal a few years ago. At the thanksgiving dinner my church hosts, we auction quilts and raffle many things, including several guns. The local 4h chapter regularly has gun raffles to help fund their program. I could go on and on.

    1. MikeS

      Similar thing here. In the town closest to me the local movie theater is raising money for upgrades. One fundraiser is a gun-a-week calendar. Fifty bucks gets you 52 drawing entries. IIRC it was limited to 2000 tickets. I still haven’t won. 🙁

      Like Lachowsky says, one of many examples. I’m sure this is the probably the norm in ~80% of the country.

    2. Grummun

      Around here we have the Perry County Gun Raffle. It’s a whole day event at the fairgrounds, they sell food and beer, and they draw a name for a gun every five minutes. I’ve no idea what, if any, charity it supports. Someone was trying to start something similar in Muskingum County, but I don’t know if it caught on.

      1. Grummun

        Eh, strictly speaking, it’s the “Perry County Gun Bash”. My mistake.

      2. tacticalpillow

        I now know of two libertarians from SE Ohio!

        I went to high school in Dresden.

    3. Suthenboy

      Same here Lachowsky. If I wanted to I could be involved in 5 gun raffles every day of the year.

    4. mikey

      In my little Montana town the friggin Democrats held a shotgun raffle.

  45. Q Continuum

    In horse breeding, you often have a horse known as a teaser to get the horses set for copulation riled up. These pics are the teaser for Glibs to go reproduce.

    http://archive.is/QsmVR

    2, 5, 24 (even if she is a Blue Jays fan)

    1. Tundra

      Easy one today.

      5.

      1. Tundra

        With a side of 15.

      2. Chipwooder

        Absolutely. Plenty of good choices, but 5 stands out in a big way.

    2. Q Continuum

      Rather than 2, that should be 1. These things are important.

    3. MikeS

      1, 16, 24

      6 is the bunny boiler

    4. 16 makes me feel wistful and old….sigh.

    5. Jefe Hayek

      not a great lot today.

      24

    6. Florida Man

      24, 30

    7. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Horse fluffer?

    8. PieInTheSKy

      30, 24, 18 maybe cant really tell. Yesterday was better

    9. DEG

      Orgy. Exception for #40. I’m a clueless straight dude.

    10. Florida Man

      Interesting that almost everyone picked 24. Usually more diverse choices. Have we found the prototype (archetype?) for standard hot woman?

    11. Q Continuum

      Also 26 because those things like they could put my eye out.

    12. Troy

      16. Would like to do some role playing with 17

    13. I mean, nearly all of them, but my faves are 1, 12, 12, 12, 12 one more time, and 12. There are others, but I lost track thinking about #12.

      1. robc

        1, 5, 16.

    14. I’m done reproducing (four daughters, Mrs. Animal and I have done our bit for King and Country) but I’ll look anyway.

      *looks*

      Well, shit. The Chive. Home of the crappy low-rez selfie.

    15. Count Potato

      In other news, 28 has a penis.

    16. bacon-magic

      16.20.33

  46. Pope Jimbo

    Free market. FUCK YEAH!

    The market has created an industry that provides strippers for funerals in Taiwan.

    In an online post, he stated: ‘The stripping performances started out as something that gangsters did, but generally spread out to become common practice throughout Taiwan. They are primarily associated with the working class or poorer communities.’ Moskowitz’s film captures young women dressed in skimpy bikinis, bum-skimming skirts and sky-high heels gyrating alongside caskets and atop Electric Flower Cars, which are now an industry in their own right.

    *EDiT FaiRy sez – LoOka Me!*

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Sorry about the extra crap. Edit Fairie?

      1. You’re just trying to get a stripper-fairy picture for your link, aren’t you?

          1. I said trying.

            Clearly he did not succeed.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Guess I learned my lesson. Be careful of what you wish for

        2. LJW

          I would hate to see the edit fairies Google history.

          1. This you say… on a site that HM posts on?!

    2. MikeS

      I don’t have a business degree, but to me, this doesn’t sound like a sound business decision:

      And that spells trouble, not just for the restaurant, but also the Mrs. Fields cookie store in West Acres, which Sander also owns.

      Sander said he opened the restaurant as a way to support the cookie store and he now has two struggling businesses instead of one.

      1. The guy shouldn’t be running a business.

        1. Tundra

          This.

      2. MikeS

        Just realized I posted this under the wrong Jimbo link. Need moar covfefe

    3. Slammer

      Good God, that’s the worst fucking faerie yet.

      1. Lachowsky

        Easy Slammer, Don’t be too harsh. That’s my ex. Xe may have problems, but don’t rush to judgment. We’ve all been there. (I hope)

      2. Michael

        Edit faeries are like lawyers. Everybody hates them except when they need one.

      3. We never know which one is going to show up…can be hawt, can be *shudders* not.

  47. Q Continuum

    If you’re considering watching the new Netflix Original cartoon Big Mouth, don’t. I watched the first episode last night and it was unbearable, had to turn it off halfway through.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Political virtue signaling or just awful?

      1. Q Continuum

        Very little (though some) virtue signaling, mostly just painfully unoriginal and unfunny.

    2. Florida Man

      It’s not new, but I discovered “Release the Hounds” on Netflix. It’s pretty awesome. Horror themed game show for cash where people have to escape from dogs. Surprisingly English, not Japanese.

    3. Nephilium

      I just watched Cult of Chucky last night. Entertaining schlocky horror. A couple of jump scares that were funny, and the worst psychiatrist ever. They brought back the kid actor from the first two films to reprise his role of Andy, and the survivor from the Curse of Chucky comes back as well (moderately entertaining fact: the survivor, Nica, is played by the real life daughter of the voice of Chucky).

    4. I had that same issue with the “F Word” or “F is for family” or whatever they called it. Bojack is still solid though.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Bojack is the greatest thing in television (or its equivalent) today.

        1. Q Continuum

          Rick and Morty would like a word…

        2. Jefe Hayek

          I loved the first three seasons, but this season just hasn’t done it for me.

          After so long the constant negativity, life pondering navel gazing, depression, etc. just comes off as immature and ridiculous. Sure, most TV shows don’t seriously depict “real life”, and the juxtaposition of that “realness” with a humorous cartoon animal world makes for fun is interesting as hell.

          But I just can’t watch, “O I’m a piece of shit and the world sucks and everything is like an illusion maaaaaan” for that long before it gets tiresome.

          The jokes are still hilarious, though, and the show should be 95% humor, 5% existential musings. Instead, it feels like it’s the other way around

          *Edit Faerie Blesses You*

          1. Jefe Hayek

            *second “pondering” should be “depression”

      2. PieInTheSKy

        I generally like Bill Burr standup, but F is for family was dismal. Then again, I did not expect to find it funny as I assume you needed to grow up in a certain time in the US for that. But overall I think good comedy – or entertainment in general -can transcend such things and be funny for lotsa people, otherwise it just plays on nostalgia of a specific group.

        1. RBS

          I like F is Family. I also generally like Bill Burr’s standup, although his last special was not that good.

      3. robc

        I just recently started watching Bojack. It took me a few episodes to warm up, but I am getting into it now. Not sure if it was me, or it took them a few episodes to find their stride.

    5. Hammercorps

      Ugh, I tried it. Cringeworthy as hell, couldn’t even make it more then 10 minutes in.

    6. butt-head

      I like it. The first episode is bad, but it gets better. Never great, always pretty stupid—but that’s part of the appeal.

  48. Q Continuum

    Can’t say I’m surprised with the way the Spanish govt. handled this.

    http://news.trust.org/item/20171004112122-805c3

  49. Pope Jimbo

    PROSECUTOR ‘GRATEFUL’ FOR NEW WAY TO HOLD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE

    Story about the first person being nailed in Minnesoda for “revenge porn”. I haven’t thought about revenge porn much. I think it is completely tasteless, but I’m not sure it needs to be a prosecutable offense. Then I read that quote from a prosecutor and now I’m sure the law is wrong.

    Washington County Attorney Pete Orput said he’s grateful to have a statute that makes it easier to hold people accountable for behavior he says social media has made increasingly problematic.

    “Before we were always nibbling around the edges on how to go after cases like these and now we have a statute right on point,” Orput said. “That makes our lives a lot easier.”

    Yeah, the whole idea is to make it easier to wreck peoples’ lives.

  50. Juvenile Bluster

    Thomas Friedman being Thomas Friedman: If Only Stephen Paddock Was Muslim

    If only Stephen Paddock had been a Muslim … If only he had shouted “Allahu akbar” before he opened fire on all those concertgoers in Las Vegas … If only he had been a member of ISIS … If only we had a picture of him posing with a Quran in one hand and his semiautomatic rifle in another …

    If all of that had happened, no one would be telling us not to dishonor the victims and “politicize” Paddock’s mass murder by talking about preventive remedies.

    No, no, no. Then we know what we’d be doing. We’d be scheduling immediate hearings in Congress about the worst domestic terrorism event since 9/11. Then Donald Trump would be tweeting every hour “I told you so,” as he does minutes after every terror attack in Europe, precisely to immediately politicize them. Then there would be immediate calls for a commission of inquiry to see what new laws we need to put in place to make sure this doesn’t happen again. Then we’d be “weighing all options” against the country of origin.

    I dunno, Thomas, did any of that happen last year after the Pulse shooting? I know most of y’all in the media forgot about it once it turned out the shooter was Muslim, but it turned out.. nope, none of those things happened.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      And the comments. Oh G-d the comments.

      I am starting to wonder whether the NRA could be called a terrorist organization, or, at the very least, a sponsor of terrorism. Terrorism is defined as the calculated use of violence or the threat of violence to attain goals that are political or ideological in nature. The ads and political monies the NRA spend deliberately attempt to convince people that the only response to mass shootings is for everyone to own weapons. At the same time, they quash any efforts to enact sensible gun control legislation, leaving the door open for anyone to amass an arsenal that can easily kill and injure hundreds. And then they circle back around to convince people that they should own weapons to protect themselves from nuts with weapons. If that isn’t using the threat of violence (enabled by lax gun control) to further a political/ideological aim, I’m not sure what is.

      And none of this even begins to address the politics of race inherent here. If people of color were gathering weapons in these numbers and using them to commit heinous acts such as this… Well, I’m thinking the response would be different.

      1. Q Continuum

        But Antifa, boy they are just freedom fighters storming Omaha beach.

      2. leonadasiv

        You know who does use tragedies like this to invoke fear and terror for their political purposes

        1. Hammercorps

          Klemens von Metternich?

        2. WTF

          H.., Hitler?

        3. Q Continuum

          Obama?

        4. Any number of Khans of the Golden Horde?

        5. bacon-magic

          THE MAN™

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        That’s a keeper.

        /gently tucks it into front pocket.

      4. Spartan Dad

        And none of this even begins to address the politics of race inherent here. If people of color were gathering weapons in these numbers and using them to commit heinous acts such as this… Well, I’m thinking the response would be different.

        Fully agree. This is already occurring in Chicago and other bastions of gun control. And the response is different… complete silence from the media and gun control advocates.

        1. Lachowsky

          It’s not race, but I can specifically remember a religious minority group that was burned to death in Waco, Texas because they were in possession of too many weapons.

        2. Badolph Hilter

          *applause*

      5. Lachowsky

        “I am starting to wonder whether the NRA could be called a terrorist organization”

        Ad a purist, I think the NRA mostly sucks. However, The NRA is not a small cabal of rich influential people who dastardly thwart common sense gun control measures. The NRA is funded by over 5 million dues paying American members and countless more supporters. Calling 5 million Americans terrorists is a bad idea. If what Thomas thought about the NRA was true, they would have killed him amd his ilk long ago.

    2. Q Continuum

      What a slimy, mendacious fuck. More like you’d still be cumming in your pants about gun control while simultaneously screaming over and over again “NOT ALL MUSLIMS, NOT ALL MUSLIMS!” That is the only way it would be different.

    3. leonadasiv

      You don’t have to be brown to be Muslim Tom.

    4. Slammer

      No, no, no. Then we know what we’d be doing. We’d be scheduling immediate hearings in Congress about the worst domestic terrorism event since 9/11. Then Donald Trump would be tweeting every hour “I told you so,” as he does minutes after every terror attack in Europe, precisely to immediately politicize them. Then there would be immediate calls for a commission of inquiry to see what new laws we need to put in place to make sure this doesn’t happen again. Then we’d be “weighing all options” against the country of origin.

      And writing major newspaper opinions.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Thomas Friedman. Putting the FRIED in man, man.

      Time for another edition of Tommy Friedman’s Op-ed generator!

      http://thomasfriedmanopedgenerator.com/about.php

      1. Count Potato

        LOL

  51. PieInTheSKy

    Texas Lawyer Says Neighbors Need To Stop Complaining About His New Tank

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-02/texas-lawyer-says-neighbors-need-stop-complaining-about-his-new-tank

    TW: zerohedge

    Buzbee said the tank “took a year to get here, but now it’s on River Oaks Boulevard,” according to Fox. “This particular tank landed at Normandy. It liberated Paris, and ultimately went all the way to Berlin. There’s a lot of history here.” – so it’s not new, is it? misleading title there

    1. It’s new to him.

    2. LJW

      “This particular tank landed at Normandy. It liberated Paris, and ultimately went all the way to Berlin.”

      The tank is in Antifa?

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      My cousin owned a tank for a while. Iraqi, first Gulf War vintage.

    4. Trolleric the Goth

      I feel like the guy with the tank is the one you’d want to be friends with

    5. Gray Ghost

      It’s a neat tank. Smaller and yet larger than you realize when you stand next to it. 75mm doesn’t seem that big when you hold your hand next to the muzzle, to make as much noise as it would when fired.

      I can see why the neighbors are pissed. Pretty much no one parks on River Oaks Blvd ever, and here’s Buzbee, taking up one of the two lanes with his new toy. Dude has plenty of space in his driveway to park it, but nope, gotta attention whore.

      It’ll be long gone before holiday lights (speaking of attention whoring) season.

    6. Private Chipperbot

      Meh. I’d have preferred the Firefly Sherman instead. Those little howitzers are goofy.

    7. mexican sharpshooter

      They’re just mad because he has a tank, and they have a Camry.

  52. Juvenile Bluster

    Local youth football league has a pretty successful raffle idea. I wonder if this will cause progressive tears to flow if it gets out? Magic 8-ball says: oh, fuck yeah!

    My uncle used to volunteer for/now works with the volunteer fire department in a small town in upstate NY. Earlier this year he was posting on Facebook (which I’ve now reduced to only family as friends) selling (and buying) raffle tickets for raffles including guns and crossbows. Pretty common in smaller towns, surprised (happily) that a group in the Houston metro would have the balls to do it.

    Also at least glad that the article noted that whoever wins the raffle has to go through a standard background check. Was suspecting they’d leave that out.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      I remember a friend of mine back in Junior High won a Remington 870 because he sold more subscriptions to Grit than anyone else that year. If I remember right, the prize for the yearly subscription contest was almost always a gun and the contest ended in August, so the winner could hunt with it.

      We need more shit like that.

      1. Tundra

        I’m on the music boosters board at school. Think I should float that as a fundraising idea?

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Not only that, you should propose that the trap team at the high school work on a number with the choir/band. The “beat” would be provided by shooting shotguns off. The choir would sing along.

          1. Tundra

            I like it! A trap team/drumline/choir extravaganza!

            We would definitely make the news.

      2. Number.6

        You can’t send kids out selling subscriptions to comics door-to-door, you monster!

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Since I scrupulously avoid reading about or listening to any news coverage of our Shameful Daily Mass Shooting Epidemics:

    Has anyone here seen a breakdown of cause of death/injury for the people in Vegas? What I have been unable to avoid makes it sound as if every single person who died did so as the result of a perfectly placed kill shot. Were all of the injuries gunshot wounds? I think not. I don’t want to cheapen the very real tragedy, but how many deaths/injuries might have been from trampling, or falls, or the sort of mayhem one sees at a soccer riot? Shooting blindly into a panicked crowd is going to result in a lot of hits, but I just have to wonder.

    I’m curious, in a morbid sort of way. Or vice versa.

    1. Lachowsky

      I have been doing my best to avoid speculative coverage and forming an opinion until a couple weeks have passed.

  54. KibbledKristen

    You pay me $100k/year (on top of my salary), I will agree to try to breed. But at 45, with not so much as even a mild pregnancy scare in my past, your chances of a new generation of KKs are pretty low, I’d say.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      KK ain’t enacting any labor for free

      1. Count Potato

        I see what you did there.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      New generation of KK would be KKK wouldn’t it? Do we really need that in today’s political climate.

    3. straffinrun

      Clone?

    4. Lachowsky

      Hey KK, I make pretty close 100k a year and am fertile. wink wink.

      1. KibbledKristen

        What are ya gonna live on after you pay me your $100k?

        1. Lachowsky

          Second order consequences. How do they work?

        2. Rasilio

          Isn’t that just called child support?

  55. KibbledKristen

    Can we talk about how not only did the IRS award Equifax a fraud-prevention contract, but it was no-bid?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Obviously only Equifax has the requisite capabilities.

      1. spqr2008

        Obviously it’s a conspiracy for the IRS to allow the defrauding of tax exempt organizations that disagree with the government’s views. *Adjusts tinfoil hat*

    2. Lachowsky

      Cronyism?

    3. Gray Ghost

      Well, pfft, they’re clearly going to be much more careful now! It’s the perfect time to hire Equifax!

    4. Badolph Hilter

      On the plus side, both organizations have already given away all the data they have, so there’s nothing else to lose?

  56. Tundra

    Scalise: Shooting ‘fortified’ my view on gun rights

    Fox News’s Martha MacCallum asked Scalise in an interview to be aired later Tuesday if his experience and the deadly mass shooting in Las Vegas on Sunday night have changed his views about the Constitution’s Second Amendment.

    “I think it’s fortified it,” Scalise said.

    Gabby Gifford hardest hit.

    1. KibbledKristen

      Not unlike the gigantic influx of new members in The Pink Pistols after Orlando.

      1. spqr2008

        Where the liberal gay community of Orlando found out how few fucks most people give that they are gay.

  57. straffinrun

    Fuck this. I’m going drinking.

    1. straffinrun

      Why is this chick standing so close to me? The train isn’t even crowded.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Grab her by the … see what happens

        1. straffinrun

          26 maybe. Cute but awful from behind. I sat down and she sat next to me. I don’t look rich and am almost 50. Daddy issues for sure.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            What’s the occidental version of yellow fever?

          2. Badolph Hilter

            Check to see if you still have your wallet.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      Sprite or 7up?

      1. straffinrun

        RC and Funions. Nostalgic.

      2. Lachowsky

        Purple Drank

  58. PieInTheSKy

    He calls himself a “lukewarmer” on climate change. The author of several scientific books — including The Rational Optimist, his paean about how human grit and ingenuity have historically prevailed over a harsh natural world — Ridley acknowledges that the greenhouse-gas effect is real and humans have caused most of the warming over the past 50 years: “I just don’t think it will ever get dangerous, and if it does, by that time, we will have had plenty of time to adapt to it with new technologies,” he told me from his home in northern England.

    “I’ve written about many controversial issues during my career,” Ridley said. “Never, have I ever experienced anything like what happens when you write about climate, which is a systematic and organized attempt to blacken your name rather than your arguments, and to try to pressure any outlet that publishes me into not publishing me any more.” A group of activists and scientists is urging the Times (U.K.) to stop publishing a regular column authored by Ridley because his views often challenge the climate tribe’s reigning dogma.

    Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451889/matt-ridley-climate-change-rational-optimist

    1. straffinrun

      I hate playing Pascal’s wager. I want a game I can win sometimes.

    2. Suthenboy

      “humans have caused most of the warming over the past 50 years”

      What warming? Statistically there isnt any.

    3. wdalasio

      A group of activists and scientists is urging the Times (U.K.) to stop publishing a regular column authored by Ridley because his views often challenge the climate tribe’s reigning dogma.

      You know, I would love to see some enterprising publisher take these bastards up on their demands. With one condition: they put up their doctorates as collateral. They have to make just one climate prediction one year out. If they’re wrong, they lose their degree and have to quit their current job.

  59. KibbledKristen

    Colion Noir is deflecting gun grabbers like Martin Brodeur.

    1. Tundra

      Christ. The responses, though…

      Laws, laws and more laws. How about this:

      “It’s Constitutionally protected. Don’t like it? Amend it. There is a process for doing so.

      Oh, and slavers? FUCK OFF!”

    2. Badolph Hilter

      Nice work, I might have to give the gentleman a follow.

      Also, appreciate the constant reminder from the replies (and everywhere else) that guns have no legitimate purpose except maybe hunting. No one has a legitimate need to defend themselves, nope. The thought never even crosses their tiny little minds.

      1. Q Continuum

        Just call the heroes in blue!

  60. Microaggressor

    The Spanish government has vowed to resist any declaration of independence, with Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy saying the vote made a “mockery” of democracy.

    I’m trying to parse this.
    Is it like the Donald Trump situation, where Top Men declare that democracy was subverted because people voted the wrong way?

    1. Lachowsky

      Voting is making a mockery of democracy. That makes me laugh.

  61. The Zenome Project

    Astounding levels of arrogance that could only come from the Uniparty Establishment:

    Establishment Republicans are skeptical that former judge Roy Moore’s victory in last week’s Alabama GOP primary runoff means that an alliance of insurgent conservative groups, led by former White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon, is about to knock off more Republican incumbents.

    Bannon and his allies have used Moore’s Tuesday night victory over the establishment-backed Sen. Luther Strange (R-Ala.) as a springboard to float challenges against a fleet of Republican incumbents. Bannon and his allies see the wind at their backs after a unified and high-profile push, arguing that the win means that no incumbent is safe.

    But some establishment Republican strategists aren’t buying it. They argue that the influence Bannon and his Breitbart News outlet had on Moore’s victory is overblown and that the unique set of circumstances that won Alabama won’t be easily transferable to other primary challenges across the country.

    “Moore was leading this race long before Bannon got involved and he won this race for reasons that have nothing to do with Bannon’s involvement,” said Alex Conant, a strategist who worked on Sen. Marco Rubio’s (R-Fla.) presidential campaign.

    “There were a lot of extenuating circumstances that made it difficult for Sen. Strange to win.”

    Sens. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) and Dean Heller (R-Nev.) have long been expected to face tough primary challengers backed by insurgents like Bannon. But Bannon’s camp has lately begun boosting the prospect of a primary against Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.) by Chris McDaniel, a Tea Party favorite who ran a contentious primary battle in 2014 against the establishment-backed Sen. Thad Cochran.

    Bannon’s battle map is likely to get larger, sources familiar with the plans told The Hill. All in all, the group is already looking at candidates in almost a dozen states, with more possibly on the horizon.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      If only we could get some freedom minded insurgents instead of socon assholes like Moore.

      1. The Zenome Project

        Roy Moore actually is quite liberty-friendly in some ways: for example, he’s very skeptical of the federal courts’ power to have its Constitutional interpretation supreme over the state courts. IMO we need more people like him in the Senate to slow down the federal leviathan.

        The single most consequential constitutional crisis we face today is judicial fascism — the notion that the federal judiciary is the sole and final arbiter over every social and political question, including faith, liberty, marriage, sexuality, election law, and national sovereignty. And the fact that the Republican Party refuses to lift a finger to tackle this crisis is part of the more systemic crisis we face — a lack of integrity among elected officials.

        They are all against abortion, except, with control of all three branches of government they will fund Planned Parenthood (but not the border wall) in the upcoming budget bill.

        They are all for marriage and religious liberty, but will not bring a single piece of legislation to the floor to reform the courts or protect religious liberty. They refuse to even address those issues with a ten-foot pole.

        They are all against Obamacare … except they love its core elements.

        They are all against spending and the entitlement state … except they won’t even oppose the Obama-era additions, much less the longstanding aspects of it.

        We are left with nothing but excuses and the straw-man idolatry of binary choices — “but the Democrats might be even worse.” No matter how bad things get, we will be told we must continue voting for this soulless Republicans in 2018 … and then in 2020 … and onward — it will never end.

        Just take a look at the roster of recent additions to the Senate: they are all Republicans-in-name-only, or at best, stuck in a witness protection program refusing to give voice to their campaign promises when the lead is actually flying.

        Where was Judge Moore when history called upon him to do the right thing?

        In 2003, he could have easily obeyed an illegal federal district judge’s order who abused the rules of standing to allow a bunch of lawyers to demand Moore rip down a replica of the Ten Commandments at the court house. But he stood his ground and was suspended by a bunch of unelected lawyers. He ran again for chief justice and won fair and square despite having all of the monied interests against him. Then, when the courts redefined marriage and nullified the state’s marriage laws, Moore, once again, stood alone in upholding the existing law on the books and was removed from office, again, by unelected lawyers … all because of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

        As Moore was persecuted by this same ad hoc panel, nobody lifted a finger to uphold Alabama law and side with Moore. The governor, lieutenant governor, and attorney general are all Republicans. The party controls the state House and Senate with supermajorities, 72-33 and 26-8, respectively. The eight other judges on the state supreme court are elected Republicans. So this case should never have gotten off the ground because if the Republican Party truly stood for the rule of law, for federalism, for the Constitution, and for a state’s plenary power over marriage, all of these officials would have immediately moved to protect Judge Moore.

        Yet, almost all of them were dead silent, including the former Attorney General, Luther Strange, who is now warming the Senate seat for the Chamber of Commerce.

        Almost every problem we face today is the result of shredding Article I or state powers in favor of judicial supremacy. Judge Moore was ahead of his time when he warned about the absurdity of a district judge redefining the First Amendment and our heritage and ordering the removal of the Ten Commandments. Today, as Attorney General Sessions, the man who occupied this seat for years, battles these same puny federal district judges who are nullifying national sovereignty, nobody could deny that Judge Moore’s ominous warning portended the loss of democratic representation in this country. Those phony conservatives and chambercrats who attacked him in 2003 have now paved the road for a reality in which there is nothing — absolutely nothing — a court cannot do for which the feckless hacks in the other branches will not regard as the law of the land.

        The only man running for higher office this cycle who could actually restore the balance of power back in favor of Article I is a true judge who actually laid his livelihood on the line to do so. All the other politicians running as Republicans claim to support originalism and then are happy with judges who say Roe and Obergefell are settled law and that a judge has the power to create a right to immigrate. In order to return the judiciary to originalism, we need elected officials in the Senate who actually believe in originalism — in practice, not just in campaign rhetoric.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’m not in favor of litmus tests, however Moore has openly discussed making homosexuality illegal. So I think his love for the Constitution and the law only go so far as it enables his predilection for Old Testament sensibilities.

          1. The Zenome Project

            Moore’s a mixed bag, is what I’m saying, and he at least has a little bit of an eye towards liberty when the SoCon morality complex doesn’t get in the way. He’s said recently that marijuana legalization should be left to the states and that civil asset forfeiture is an abusive practice, for example, so he’s already an upgrade from Sessions: “They’re taking away property from individuals without due process and they need stricter rules, if any, to take away personal property.”

        2. Juvenile Bluster

          Moore only says that shit when it benefits him. He’s a SoCon asshole who would pass a law proclaiming Christianity as the law of the land and then whine about judicial activism when it was overturned. He’s no friend of liberty.

          1. The Zenome Project

            Oh, I know he’s a true-believer SoCon, but it’s interesting that he’s willing to be forcefully removed from his job twice because of judicial principles. He also seems like a straight-cut originalist as far as his court tenure was concerned (not talking about his statements).

      2. wdalasio

        If only we could get some freedom minded insurgents instead of socon assholes like Moore.

        Well, blame the libertarian leadership for that. Libertarians had a tremendous opportunity to swell the ranks of freedom minded insurgents – the Tea Parties. Hell, even traditional conservative stalwarts like Allen West were recommending books by Bastiat. All libertarians needed to do was bring these potential supporters the last few mental steps to arrive at the libertarian conclusions. Unfortunately, the libertarian leadership decided those people were “squares” and joined in deriding them with people who openly oppose liberty. Rather than pushing Tea Party voters to think through their inconsistencies, they were much more eager to decry them as hypocrites. They were all too eager to insist “We’re not like those people.”

        Don’t worry, though. I’m sure it got them some killer cocktail party invitations.

  62. Shpip

    Were it not for college football, I would’ve cut the cord on ESPN some time ago. Now it looks like I have a reason to stick around.

    To be sure, it’s not the most exciting wheel to wheel racing out there, but they’re still the best cars and drivers IMO.

    BTW, since John is no longer with us, are there any other Track Day Glibs? I know there’s at least one other Porsche guy (yes, I *did* just assume his gender).

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m hear, Ferrari Guy! Fuck Louis Hamilton!

    2. skeptical

      I think the most interesting part is the NBC release saying they wouldn’t bid against the rights holder being in direct competition. Liberty is a media company, they are doing a separate streaming site for sure. Hopefully the price is right so I don’t have to pirate Sky.

    3. Mad Scientist

      I don’t care what network it airs on, but I’ll be pissed if they take away my David Hobbs!

      I do endurance races. Track days for testing.

  63. Tundra

    And in other news that virtually no one sees fit to cover:

    Wasserman Schultz IT Aide Allegedly Bragged He Paid Pakistani Police For Protection

    “He wanted to build a CRM [customer relationship management software] but he wanted to do it in Pakistan,” the aide told TheDCNF. “But the government doesn’t allow that. They have to be American, but Imran said, ‘Well, we can say that they’re American, but really they’ll be in Pakistan. I have these guys that work for the Faisalabad police department, and all we have to do is pay them $100 a month and they take them over to the police station, strip their clothes off, hang them upside down and beat them with a shoe. And that person will work hard and be loyal from then on.’ And we were all like, ‘what the fuck.’ Two other people were there. We said, ‘he’s a fucking monster.’”

    Uh, ok then.

    1. Count Potato

      That was out before the Las Vegas shooting too.

    2. MikeS

      You know who else was a fucking monster?

      1. Suthenboy

        A fucking monster? That’s easy – STEVE SMITH

      2. RBS

        Episiarch?

      3. trshmnstr

        me?

      4. bacon-magic

        Cookie?

  64. Pope Jimbo

    Screwdriving

    The practice of taking over ‘smart’ sex toys is now known as ‘screwdriving’ – from ‘wardriving’, a hacker term for finding Wi-Fi networks while driving, The Register reports.

    Pro Tip: ALWAYS change the default password on your Bluetooth butt plug

    1. Microaggressor

      The future is bright, even where the sun doesn’t shine.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      I’m guessing most leave that wide open on purpose.

  65. Gustave Lytton

    How is “The Future is Frmale” not a straight up offensive sexist shirt? Saw a little girl and a woman at different points (not together) at JFK this morning.

    1. Tundra

      You need one that says “Sure, as long as the future includes a sammich.”

    2. Because you can’t be sexist against men or racist against white people, shitlord

      /prog

    3. Q Continuum

      “The Future is CTHULHU”

        1. Number.6

          Heh.

        2. Badolph Hilter

          That is awesome.

        3. Galt1138

          One of my favorite paintings.

    4. butt-head

      Because the “future” is always “female,” but never the now. This girl power stuff has been going on for as long as I’ve been alive. It just looks desperate and sad now.

  66. Gustave Lytton

    So the LVPD (or whichever agency they were with) retreated from the shooter because he shot back?

    WTUnbelievableF? They get paid far more than a E-nothing, yet the moment they need to stop the threat or die trying, they don’t. A private at Omaha Beach had worse odds, yet when the ramps went down, they moved forward. Wasn’t the lesson of Columbine twenty years ago that you can’t wait for backup, can’t wait for SWAT if there was an ongoing shooting? And they did just that. If they had continued to engage the shooter, he’s no longer able to shooter unarmed defenseless people.

    Once again, in the moment of truth, police apparently do not rise to the occasion.

    1. KibbledKristen

      The cops are always heroes in the heat of the moment, but we always find out, when things settle down, how cowardly these government employee fucks are.

    2. Private Chipperbot

      Our kids had their ‘active shooter’ drill as school this week. They herd them into rooms and tell them to sit and be quiet. My instructions are for them to bolt out of the school and we’ll deal with any consequences later.

      1. Tundra

        Yep. Out the window and run like hell.

        1. trshmnstr

          At most schools these days, you can’t open the windows.

      2. robc

        Also, scatter within the room so you arent bunched and can attack from multiple angles if necessary.

      3. Chipwooder

        My wife and I told our kids the same thing – if anything ever happens, you get the hell out and run until you can’t run anymore. Run out the door if you can. If you can’t, go out the window. Hide only if there’s no way out.

        1. robc

          Run, hide, fight.

          1. STEVE SMITH PREFER RAPE, RAPE, RAPE.

    3. Lachowsky

      Cops are only concerned with their own safety. Ask them, they will tell you. I need to do a write up of a cop telling my little brother that the reason he tazered him in my parents back yard was because the cop wanted to get hone to his family.

  67. Q Continuum

    New Glib battle cry:

    “We will conquer you through the wombs of our women… if there were any.”

    1. Hammercorps

      2/10 not enough Sammiches.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    they’re [Formula One] still the best cars and drivers IMO.

    Blech. I’d rather (and do) watch formula 2 and formula 3. Best cars? No. Most complicated technological nightmares? Certainly. Best drivers? There are some incredibly talented kids in f2 and f3. F1 is not as jam-packed with drivers in need of a career-ending crash as Indycar, but they could benefit from some more turnover.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Moto GP is a blast to watch, all 3 classes, they put on a spectacle every time

    2. KibbledKristen

      I’ve recently started watching rally racing clips on YT. That’s some fun shit.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    ps- see my Lotus 49 link from yesterday.

    1. Tundra

      Just about to type that. Rally is also fun to watch because they are certifiably insane.

  70. KibbledKristen

    Let’s remind ourselves of what the Left really wants. This is masturbation material for them.

    1. KibbledKristen

      Crap on a cracker. This is what I was referring to.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        I’ve used that image a couple times when they’re moaning about mean old Trump breaking up families with his evil immigration policies.

  71. Q Continuum

    While the NRA is kind of a mushy middle gun-rights organization, it is the largest and has been more pure and effective of late (not that watered down 80s-90s bullshit). I am a life member and proudly display the pin on my lanyard at work; if anyone has a problem with it, they haven’t said anything. I’m also a life member of RMGO and JPFO just to be well-rounded.

    TL;DR – Fuck you, you can’t have my guns.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I refuse to support the NRA due to their relationship with police officers, but support other orgs.

      People talk about civil war about our political issues. Not gonna happen. The only thing that would start a new civil war in the US is if they tried gun confiscation.

    2. KibbledKristen

      I’m thinking of joining the NRA just as a “fuck you” to those deranged lunatics calling them a terrorist organization and unironically implying they control the political system in this country.

      1. Q Continuum

        I say go for it. They’re not perfect and as JB says, they do have an unfortunate cop-sucking angle, but they are the largest and most effective gun lobbying group (IMO). Besides, the fuck you factor can’t be understated. When an acquaintance starts autistically shrieking about the NRA, you can calmly inform them you’re a member and watch the segmentation fault in their brain.

        1. Spartan Dad

          The cognitive dissonance is truly incredible to behold. Here you have the NRA, which represents the collective voice of 5 million American citizens, being railed against as this single evil corporate entity controlled by a few shadowy Top Men. On the other side, you have multiple gun control corporations hailed as grass roots movements which are almost entirely funded by Bloomberg and possibly Soros.

          1. Q Continuum

            “Moms Demand Action”

            Depending on the mom, I’d be happy to supply that action, though it may not be the kind she’s talking about.

          2. Ok, I’ll give them -220 on a 5-point spread to win.

    3. Lachowsky

      You’re a terrorist Q.

      also, for the second time in 2 days, Molon Labe

      1. Q Continuum

        My former employer seems to think so. I won’t go into great detail here out of self-interest (internet is forever etc. etc., potential doxxing) but my security clearance got revoked due to my relationship with firearms. And I don’t regret it. Fuck them. I got a new job that pays better anyway.

        Fuck you, you can’t have my guns.

        1. KibbledKristen

          Wow. Isn’t that, like, against the law? Firearms are legal and Constitutionally protected. How can they say you’re a security risk? The oath of office makes it clear that a govt employee/contractor’s job is to support and defend the Constitution.

          1. Tundra

            Just the parts that aren’t icky.

        2. Gray Ghost

          my security clearance got revoked due to my relationship with firearms.

          What? That’s just weird. You didn’t get popped for carrying on property or anything like that? Nor lie about them during a vetting interview? Your clearance was revoked Just for having them at home, or legally carrying while not at work? Did they give a reason?

          I know you said you wouldn’t go into great detail, and I understand, but the story you’ve related sounds strange.

          1. Q Continuum

            I wish I could go into more detail, but I’ll just say that something came up during a polygraph, they pressed me on it, I said I wasn’t going to change and about a month later I got the Dear John letter. When it comes down to it, they don’t really need much a reason. I could have appealed, but the burden of proof is on me and I’m not going to backpedal, I have my principles. Besides, it would have bled me dry financially, would have dragged on for possibly years, so I’d have had to find a new job anyway. So again, fuck them.

          2. Number.6

            If you’d stayed doing it, you wouldn’t have been able to post all the links to chive, so I’m right with you, brother!.

          3. Q Continuum

            I’m not suited to that life anyway. All the secrecy and associated BS. I can actually tell my friends what I do for a living now, much lower stress. It was all for the best.

  72. The Late P Brooks

    Moto GP is a blast to watch

    YES! Once again, I kind of prefer Moto2 to the “big” bikes. The way those guys back the bike into the corners is fucking jaw-dropping.

  73. straffinrun

    Smoke is poured out of the oven at the shithole bar I’m drinking at. Japanese gal just went outside and watched. I come back from taking a leak and she’s standing I now the alley. “What are you doing?” I ask. “Something’s burning.” I go in and shut off the gas main. It’s my friend’s bar, so I call him at home. “I’ll come by in the morning and check it out.” I’m surrounded by stupid and lazy mother fuckers.

    1. Tundra

      Remember the ’80s when the Japanese were going to take over America?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        +1 lost generation

      2. Chipwooder

        Watching Rising Sun today is absolutely hilarious. It was already a bit outdated in 1993 when it was released, but with the passage of so many years it’s pure comedy.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Razorfist review of it is pretty good.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Sorry, getting that confused with Black Rain.

      3. Microaggressor

        Keynesian economics put that notion to rest.

  74. Tundra

    Mizzou professor sues university over ‘gun ban’ on campus

    Royce de R. Barondes, an associate professor of law at the university, is questioning the campus’s gun policy, which states that “the possession of firearms on university property is prohibited except in regularly approved programs or by university agents or employees in the line of duty.”

    Barondes is a concealed carry permit holder in the state of Missouri and also teaches a course on firearms law, according to The Washington Times.

    The state amended its constitution in 2014 to provide “strict scrutiny” of gun restrictions. The amendment reaffirms the state’s commitment to the Second Amendment and states that the right to keep and bear arms cannot be questioned and is “unalienable.”

    1. Q Continuum

      This is one thing I respect so much about gun-owners/advocates. They use the Left’s strategy against them, namely lawfare and electoral pressure tactics. If only the rest of the liberty movement wasn’t so spineless…

  75. Ed Wuncler

    https://www.ed.gov/news/speeches/prepared-remarks-secretary-devos-jfk-jr-forum-harvard-kennedy-school

    After Mattis, I think Betsy DeVos was one of Trump’s best picks as a cabinet member. She did a presentation about school choice at Harvard and I absolutely loved this line from her speech:

    “Not too long ago, the American Federation for Teachers tweeted at me. The union wrote, “Betsy DeVos says public should invest in individual students. NO, we should invest in a system of great public schools for all kids. The union bosses made it clear: they care more about a system—one that was created in the 1800s—than they do about students.”

    One of the best things about DeVos is that she has no problem with calling the teacher unions out on their bullshit. The union has done a good job with conflating the goals of providing a good education with their goals but slowly, parents are starting to see the insidious affects that the union has on their children’s education.

    1. Q Continuum

      You can tell how good she is by how much the Left hates her. She is a direct threat to one of their biggest cash cows, the teacher’s unions.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        The teacher unions were beside themselves when Rahm won the Chicago mayoral election twice without their support. They are still somewhat powerful but their ability to influence elections are diminishing and that’s what scares them the most. If the Supreme Court decides that it’s not proper to force members to fund political causes or politicians, you’re going to see them turn into a bunch of rabid dogs.

    2. KibbledKristen

      DeVos is my favorite, by far. I like Nikki Haley – wish he had appointed her to a “better” position than the fucking UN.

      But it’s really hard to make up for the Sessions appointment. And it seems like Sessions’s job is the most secure in the whole administration, unfortunately.

      1. Suthenboy

        Ditto, every word.

    3. Ed Wuncler

      My teacher friends tore their clothes off and gnashed their teeth when she was nominated as the Education Secretary. It was a sight to behold.

      1. Nephilium

        So… pics?

    4. robc

      The question I like asking people (and have been using for 20 years) [standard libertarian disclaimer]

      Do you support public education or public schools?

      [/sld]

      The people who get it, stammer about a bit.

      1. Do you support public education or public schools?

        No.

        This is a highly nuanced position I reached after having attended public schools from K-12. They are a disservice to the students and a net loss for the community.

        1. robc

          That answers the second half, but not the first.

          Although it is a perfectly fine answer anyway, hence the SLDs.

          1. My experience with public schools can be summed up with “sit down, shut up and don’t participate”. There were multiple instructors who left standing instructions that I was not permitted to answer questions posed to the class so that the disinterested students would have to. After a while the lesson it hammered in was “Effort will not be rewarded, so stop bothering to try.”

          2. Akira

            Public schools are a fascist environments (it’s eerily similar to a prison). At the same time, they drill it into the kids’ heads how free they are here in America and how wonderful it is to live here. It’s a bizarre mixture of messages.

            This is all social science speculation on my part, but I wonder if this muddling of ideas (freedom = slavery) is why so many Americans have no idea what freedom or fascism actually are. How are they supposed to grow up with a strong appreciation for justice when they’ve been shown that justice and fairness are meaningless terms and authority is everything?

        2. robc

          Just to be clear, “public education” would include possibilities like vouchers plus the elimination of public schools.

          1. I have two objections to that – 1: Government funding leads to government leverage over the curriculum. 2: A person whould not be forced to pay for the life choices of another, which is what public funding of education amounts to.

            While not as strongly held as my objection to the public schools themselves, I nonetheless give the same answer. I do not support it.

          2. Microaggressor

            It’s merely a lesser evil, but elimination of evil is not a politically viable option. I’d take what we can get.

          3. invisible finger

            I’m with UCS here. The only thing government can possibly to education is retard it. Teaching a 4-year old the 3 R’s can be done by a 10 year old. After age 12 it’s either begin learning a trade or attend private school – no need for collective funding.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        I usually say it as “Do you support the public financing of schools, or the public administration of schools,” As what would pass for a squish around here, I’m perfectly happy to see the use of tax dollars for pay for one of those things.

  76. KibbledKristen

    The Tweeters are all cryptically abuzz about something to do with Tillerson? Anyone have any info?

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      NBC Nightly News‏Verified account @NBCNightlyNews

      DEVELOPING: Sec. Tillerson is expected to make an unscheduled statement soon.

      “Scheduled to make an unscheduled statement” sounds so funny.

      He’s probably resigning.

      1. Gray Ghost

        Weren’t he and Trump sparring publicly about how best to handle North Korea and Iran? I had thought it was just some good cop/bad cop pantomime, but maybe there was something more there?

        1. R C Dean

          Without following in great detail, I have the impression Tillerson has decided that his role as SecState is to preserve and protect the worst errors of the previous administration, namely, the Iran deal, the anti-Israel bias, and endless jabbering with the Norks. Again, very impressionistic, but he’s been a disappointment.

    2. KibbledKristen
    3. Lachowsky

      I just watched the conference. Tillerson denied anything that was reported and said that he supported trump. So, I’m gonna call it a nothingburger.

      1. RBS

        I wonder what happened in the meantime?

  77. Count Potato

    “Copies of receipts from #LasVegasShooter’s room service confirm my previous reporting that shooter checked in earlier than Sept 28”

    https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/915517490507198464

    1. Gray Ghost

      And in that Twitter stream, another site notes that the shithead’s GF met with FBI as soon as she got of her plane from the PI, and then let her go.

      This fucking case gets weirder and weirder. How long before the cops let the media rummage through his Mesquite house?

      1. How long before the cops let the media rummage through his Mesquite house?

        Oh man, I had forgotten about that fun.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          *checks freezer for popsicles*

    2. The real crime is that they charge $28 for a hamburger. That’s absurd.

  78. The Late P Brooks

    The Tweeters are all cryptically abuzz about something to do with Tillerson? Anyone have any info?

    According to some headlines I was just perusing, he called Trump a moron last summer. Not clear if it was (allegedly) to his face.

    1. *paging SugarFree, SugarFree to the red courtesy phone*

      HAT n’ HAIR episode!

  79. Count Potato

    “Vegas Gunman Was Prescribed Drugs That Can Lead To Violent Behavior”

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-04/vegas-gunman-was-prescribed-drugs-can-lead-violent-behavior

    Valium makes people violent?

    1. Gray Ghost

      Only when they can’t get it anymore.

    2. CPRM

      If by violent you mean drowsy and feeling like all is good in life and you have no worries, then sure.

    3. Maybe it does, but it doesn’t make you reserve a suite in a hotel, bring a pile of rifles and ammo with you, and set the hallway up for surveillance. Punch your car door, yes. Plan and execute an ambush shooting, no.

  80. Count Potato

    “A Pennsylvania State University-Brandywine professor thinks college faculty need to do more to undermine their students’ belief in “meritocracy” and the value of “hard work.”
    The students are “are socialized to believe that we got to where we are…because of our own individual efforts,” according to the prof, who wants colleagues to stop “perpetuating and reifying whiteness.””

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9874

    1. Suthenboy

      I’ll say it again: The left perpetuates incompetence because incompetent people cant defend themselves. It’s all about getting a boot on your neck.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        It’s because a lot of them know deep down, that if they have to truly compete and work hard, they would fail. Also, a lot of folks who perpetuate this mind frame are weak people who would rather debase individuals and drag them down to their level because it gives them a sense of moral superiority and power.

      2. Caput Lupinum

        The smarter ones, the leaders. The rest want to external their failures. If they can’t be blamed for their meaningless mediocre lives, they think they’ll feel better. Unfortunately for them, it just them more miserable. Unfortunately for us, that just means that they double down on making the rest of us miserable.

    2. wdalasio

      I wonder if this idiot understands how similar her premises are to those of David Duke? Seriously, if I were a black or hispanic and I heard someone talk like that, I’d be pissed. She’s basically saying a decent work ethic is the exclusive province of white people. What an utter bitch.

    1. Raven Nation

      I knew a guy once who had some kind of prostate problem (not cancer) and his doctor told him frequent ejaculations would help him. When he asked how many, the doctor said at least 3 times/week but preferably daily. He asked the doctor to write a prescription he could give to his wife.

    2. Raston Bot

      be right back, have a medical procedure to undergo…

      1. B.P.

        Check out Mr. Premature over here.

  81. The Late P Brooks

    TW- CNN
    It’s just not fun anymore

    Then there is the more-difficult-to-quantify stress and strain of being a pragmatic and policy-focused Republican in Trump’s Washington. For Corker, who thinks big policy thoughts and wants to find ways to make government work, Trump’s unpredictability and yo-yoing moods — as expressed via tweet — had to be frustrating.
    He let that frustration slip last month while talking to reporters in Tennessee. “The President has not yet been able to demonstrate the stability nor some of the competence that he needs to demonstrate in order to be successful,” said Corker. “We should hope that (Trump) aspires that he does some self-reflection, that he does what is necessary to demonstrate stability, to demonstrate competence, to demonstrate that he understands the character of our nation and works daily to bring out the best of the people in our nation.”
    Trump — natch! — attacked Corker on Twitter for those comments. “Strange statement by Bob Corker considering that he is constantly asking me whether or not he should run again in ’18,” tweeted Trump. “Tennessee not happy!”
    The prospect of six more years of answering questions from reporters day in and day out that began “Did you see Trump’s tweet …” was surely not one that Corker relished.
    Corker follows a series of other pragmatic Republicans out the door in 2018 including Reps. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, (Florida), Charlie Dent (Pennsylvania) and Dave Reichert (Washington).
    The conclusion? The “governing wing” of the Republican Party — as Dent put it — isn’t having any fun in Washington anymore.

    “Six more years of answering those questions? Looks like CNN thinks Trump will be a two term President.

    1. Suthenboy

      “The “governing wing” of the Republican Party — as Dent put it — isn’t having any fun in Washington anymore.”

      That sentence makes me want to cheer Trump and break someone’s nose all at once.

      1. The Zenome Project

        The “governing wing” of DC = It’s fun to posture to the camera when my lefty friend is in power, but when that scary Republican is in power, it is imperative that we surrender to Pelosi and do nothing.

      2. Slammer

        They ran on Obamacare repeal, then didn’t repeal it.

        Very pragmatic, these people

    2. Gustave Lytton

      They’re trying their dumbest!

      1. Gustave Lytton

        That’s a John level club there. Intended to say damnedest.

        1. Q Continuum

          I like the first one better.

        2. robc

          I thought it was intentional, and perfect.

      2. MikeS

        Winner!

    3. Ed Wuncler

      One of my friends worked in DC for years as an aide to John McCain and the guy fucking hates Trump with a passion. He was always the type that believes in the whole bi-partisan bullshit but never acknowledging or admitting that the GOP sold out their base and principles simply to appear like they are governing. And I love the guy to death but it irritated me to no end that he had the top man syndrome and hated those who went against the establishment.

    4. trshmnstr

      Good. Fuck ’em all. I hope they all get primaried.

      1. R C Dean

        The odds that they are going to wrap up this session and go back to their voters with the following are very high:

        (1) Immigration reform – no.
        (2) Tax reform – no.
        (3) Health care reform – no.
        (4) New gun control law* – yes.

        If so, then every single one of them deserves to be primaried right the fuck out of office. Every. Single. One. No exceptions for the small handful of “good” Repubs like Amash. Once you make exceptions, everybody’s exceptional. The Repubs are looking at a massively failed year and betrayal of their voters. Put ’em all on the street. Even if it means the Dems get control of the House, what difference would it make?

        *Even if its just outlawing bumpfire gizmos, its still gun control.

        1. Number.6

          “Sack ’em all and let the voters sort them out”

        2. Pope Jimbo

          Sadly, the Dems will still manage to be so fucking crazy that they won’t be able to pick up any seats.

        3. Q Continuum

          My question: for those who already own bumpfires (like yours truly) what is the process? Will we have to register them? If so, I’m guessing there will be a lot of thefts reported.

          1. Badolph Hilter

            You’ll have to register them in person. Also, there will be a state-certified mental health professional on hand to ask you a few health questions. Nothing to worry about.

          2. Number.6

            Regrettable losses arising from canoe capsizes on major rivers. Might include firearms with binary triggers too.

        4. Rasilio

          Sorry, that is collectivism at it’s finest.

          Vote out the ones who deserve it based on their own merits not the merits of those who happen to be part of the same party

          1. trshmnstr

            Eh. I’m gonna go with the “corrupt culture” retort.

          2. R C Dean

            Once you make exceptions, everybody’s exceptional.

            If you say “Oh, we just want the bad Congressmen voted out”, then they all get re-elected. Because everyone thinks the bad Congressmen are all from other districts.

            Besides, they voluntarily joined a collective, the Republican Party, which has shown itself to be worthless. They are happy to take the upside for being Republican, so they can take the downside, too.

    5. R C Dean

      Then there is the more-difficult-to-quantify stress and strain of being a pragmatic and policy-focused Republican in Trump’s Washington.

      Code for DemSymp RINO who yearns for the carefree yet privileged life of the minority caucus.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        Yup, it doesn’t take a lot of effort to decode the meaning of that phrase when uttered by CNN.

  82. The Late P Brooks

    Nag, nag, nag

    Bearing the brunt of all this emotional labor in a household is frustrating. It’s the word I hear most commonly when talking to friends about the subject of all the behind-the-scenes work they do. It’s frustrating to be saddled with all of these responsibilities, no one to acknowledge the work you are doing, and no way to change it without a major confrontation.

    “What bothers me the most about having any conversation around emotional labor is being seen as a nag,” says Kelly Burch, a freelance journalist who works primarily from home. “My partner feels irritated and defensive by the fact that I’m always pointing out what he’s not doing. It shuts him down. I understand why it would be frustrating from his perspective, but I haven’t figured out another way to make him aware of all the emotional and mental energy I’m spending to keep the house running.”

    Boo fucking hoo.

    To whom it may concern. I suck at guessing games. Just fucking tell me what you want; preferably without turning it into a Greek Tragedy.

    1. RBS

      Who is keeping the house running? Because she sounds like she’s essentially unemployed.

      1. trshmnstr

        This. I’ve had this conversation with Mrs. trshmnstr once or twice. I fully and wholly support the view that raising children is like having a full-time job. However, you don’t get to treat me like I don’t have a full-time job when I come home after 8… 9… 10 hours of working my ass off. Part of being a homemaker (or a part-time freelance journalist or any other “spending money” type job) is taking care of a disproportionate amount of the house work so that I don’t have to do 2 hours of chores when I get home from working.

        My wife’s pretty good about being sensitive to that dynamic (minus the occasional bad day that everybody is entitled to), but I know many people who aren’t. They pretty much see their spouse’s job as a daily vacation.

        1. Number.6

          Holds up pina colada in solidarity ….

        2. RBS

          I fully and wholly support the view that raising children is like having a full-time job.

          I understand that argument but unless you are homeschooling at some point those kids are gone for a large part of the day and they are also old enough to contribute to household “maintenance.” Also, I was a stay at home dad for a year. Easiest and most enjoyable “job” I have ever had. But, I am incredibly patient and understand that being a parent means that sometimes the world does not revolve around me.

          1. trshmnstr

            I should clarify to mean raising preschool aged children. Picking up Tommy and Brenda from the bus stop at 3pm isn’t a full-time job.

          2. Slammer

            Unless you’re OMWC

          3. trshmnstr

            To be fair, what OMWC does is less of a job than a crime against nature.

        3. I have this conversation with the missus weekly. Her thing is a little different. We both work full-time and split child-rearing stuff, except she’ll get home and work on her dissertation, or ride an exercise bike, or answer emails from work for an hour or two while I pretty much get in the door and start cleaning and making dinner. Two hours later, she’s on the couch, gassed, declaring that she’s “done for the day” while I haven’t taken my shoes off yet. She has a very difficult time understanding the difference between how I spent the past two hours and how she spent the past two hours.

          1. Rasilio

            Sorta the same here but slightly different.

            We both work full time 40 hour a week jobs but my salary is literally triple hers which means that I am expected to work as much as I need to get the job done not clock out at exactly 5 every day and she works from home full time while I have on average a 30 minute commute each way. The kids are old enough that they handle most of the housework (albeit very badly and requiring much haranguing to get them to participate) . Of the stuff the kids don’t do I generally pick up the rest while my wife manages everyone’s schedules and runs the books. The only “chore” she does is some of the cooking and the occasional load of laundry.

            When I look at it rationally I have to admit that while it does not always feel like it we have a pretty equal division of labor. To hear her talk however I never help her with anything around the house. When she screws up on something it generally has major consequences (missed appointments, bills paid late) but I’ve never once said a harsh word to her when it happens because, she is human and going to make mistakes and I know she already feels horrible about it. When I make a mistake or miss something however, I don’t hear the end of it for a week or more.

            Women need to stop this bullshit and just admit it, they are by and large nags, it is in their DNA. Trying to explain it away by making up bullshit terms like emotional labor isn’t going to hid what you are and what you are doing from anyone and it is just going to piss us guys off even more than the nagging does.

          2. trshmnstr

            When she screws up on something it generally has major consequences (missed appointments, bills paid late) but I’ve never once said a harsh word to her when it happens because, she is human and going to make mistakes and I know she already feels horrible about it. When I make a mistake or miss something however, I don’t hear the end of it for a week or more.

            Women need to stop this bullshit and just admit it, they are by and large nags, it is in their DNA. Trying to explain it away by making up bullshit terms like emotional labor isn’t going to hid what you are and what you are doing from anyone and it is just going to piss us guys off even more than the nagging does.

            This is the crux of it. When her things don’t get done or when they go to shit, I’m extremely flexible, forgiving, and lenient. When it’s the other way around, the response varies depending on a number of factors (how bad of a day it has been, how long the issue has been simmering under cover, etc.)

            If I were a pure egalitarian when it came to the marriage, I’d probably be pissed about such things. As a complementarian, I recognize that her weaknesses and my weaknesses are different from one another.

          3. In my case, we make almost exactly the same amount of money. That’s handy from a pride perspective but it means neither of us could afford to work any less than we already do. My problem becomes the fact that I would have to pretty much do housework from the time I come home to the time I go to bed just to compensate for what she isn’t doing because she’s doing something that she sees as work that helps us both but that I see as ultimately stuff she’s doing for her own benefit.

            That reads a lot more seriously than it really is. The resolution is mostly that the house looks like a bomb went off until we take a weekend day to get it back in shape, then our toddler annihilates it within the hour, we say, “Fuck it”, crack open beers and watch football.

    2. Tulip

      I have no patience with the ’emotional labor’ bullshit. I have an acquaintance, who married in her 40s to a man in his 40s, who willingly takes on all sort of crap. for example, he left his ipad on the train and she spent hours tracking it down and moaning to me about how unfair this is. I said, so let him figure it out. He forgot it, he can deal with it. Oh no, she can’t do that, he’d never be able to take care of all that. I just think to myself, I’ve met your husband, he forgot plenty of things on the train before he ever met you. He probably has the number memorized. It is her choice to do all the calls, and worry about it and remind him when they travel together to make sure he has all his stuff, etc. No problem, I think it is one way she shows she cares. I do have a problem with the constant complaints about how she is the only one who worries and if she didn’t do these things they wouldn’t get done and on and on and on. It is just bullshit.

      1. trshmnstr

        It is her choice to do all the calls, and worry about it and remind him when they travel together to make sure he has all his stuff, etc. No problem, I think it is one way she shows she cares. I do have a problem with the constant complaints about how she is the only one who worries and if she didn’t do these things they wouldn’t get done and on and on and on. It is just bullshit.

        It’s a martyrdom complex. Some people feel important by feeling self-sacrificial. In the past, people would ignore them. These days, there’s an entire ideology whose political capital is feeling like a victim.

    3. Badolph Hilter

      I haven’t figured out another way to make him aware of all the emotional and mental energy I’m spending to keep the house running.

      “OK, I’m aware. Great job. Anything else?”

      I think some of the time this is about feeling work is not split “fairly”, and that should be fair game to discuss honestly. The few studies I’ve come across say that when you actually compile the data, both partners tend to overestimate the amount of hours they spend on “things” and underestimate the hours their partner spends. Sounds plausible to me.

      A lot of the time though, I think it’s not about whether work is split fairly, it’s just about some human need for recognition and/or human need to bitch to someone sympathetic about your circumstances no matter how cushy they actually are. People with full-time jobs do this too, but they bitch about it to their co-workers, not their spouse. In those situations, telling your partner which things they aren’t doing isn’t going to accomplish either of those goals, it’s just going to lead to an argument. I suppose if you’re a sensitive type you can figure out how to provide that kind of emotional support instead of responding with an argument about who works harder. Being an insensitive type, my response tends to be “that’s what your girlfriends are for”.

      1. Q Continuum

        “that’s what your girlfriends are for”

        I figured that was her response when you’re in the mood and she isn’t.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          It’s a phrase with very high overall utility.

      2. Rasilio

        both partners tend to overestimate the amount of hours they spend on “things” and underestimate the hours their partner spends

        This.

        There is a natural human tendency to only see what directly impacts you and ignore that which does not and it can be very very difficult to resist the allure of the narrative that makes you the beat down cindarella of your own story. The difference between men and women here is that men are far less likely to openly bitch about it when they think they are being taken advantage of as it just makes them come off as sounding whiny and women as a general rule are very motivated by making sure that he knows she is unhappy.

    4. wdalasio

      Just fucking tell me what you want; preferably without turning it into a Greek Tragedy.

      With a woman like this? My guess is that she wants her man to spend every waking hour walking on eggshells worried that something he said or did might have left her in any way dissatisfied or put out. Oh, and to feel guilty about any moment in the day that he spends focused on any topic other than her every possible whim.

    5. Suthenboy

      “My partner feels irritated and defensive by the fact that I’m always pointing out what he’s not doing.”

      No shit? Really?

  83. Endless Mike

    Fun Fact: “Custard-Filled Long John” was my nickname in college…. and yes, that’s all I came here to say.

    1. straffinrun

      Lurking is like stalking except you don’t get to see us naked.

      1. DOOMco

        People want to see me naked?

        1. Number.6

          Even you are somebody’s fetish, man.

          1. DOOMco

            pineappledoom calender.

          2. Q Continuum

            With avocado.

          3. DOOMco

            hawt.

    2. Number.6

      Must suck, having a nickname that looks like it could be a title for a Red Meat cartoon.

      1. Good Lord! They’re still making that? I haven’t read it since college.

    3. Q Continuum

      Fuck off Tulpa!

  84. The Late P Brooks

    They’re trying their dumbest!

    This belongs on a shirt.

    Or on billboards across the nation.

    1. Slammer

      10/10. Would use.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      As Tundra, Hayek Explosives and MikeS can verify, I have a t-shirt that says “Your a Moron”

      Regularly have concerned people come up to me to inform me that I used the wrong “your”.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Have thought of an entire t-shirt collection.

        “Morons. Their everywhere”

        1. MikeS

          “Their’s morons over they’re”

          1. Pope Jimbo

            Excellent!

            “Morons. Were the best!”

    3. Badolph Hilter

      This is, by far, the best auto-correct unintentional improvement I’ve ever seen.

  85. B.P.

    CBS This Morning ran a funny piece on fake news in association with the Las Vegas shooting today. They ran through various conspiracy theories, aided by Jonathan Albright, who is apparently an expert on the right wing fake news-osphere. The story pivoted, without even a hint of introspection or irony, to the influence of Russian-sponsored Facebook ads on the 2016 presidential election.

    I try to watch the morning national news shows with an open mind, but it keeps getting harder.

  86. Q Continuum

    If you’re getting your policy guidance from late-night “comedians” you need your head examined.

    http://thefederalist.com/2017/10/04/dear-jimmy-kimmel-stay-gun-debate-cant-honest/

    1. Bob Boberson

      I like The Federalist’s articles occasionally but that was the first time I ever bothered to look at the comments…….it’s like you threw a bunch of retarded baby clones of John into the thunderdome with a bunch of retarded baby Tony clones.

      1. Ooooh, yeah, the best way to enjoy The Federalist is to never, ever read the comments.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Well! Where would you have us put them?

  87. Juvenile Bluster

    SugarFree, in the next episode of Hat and Hair, I’d be interested in getting the hat’s opinion on its experience with this nutcase.

    1. Q Continuum

      “Continued Genocide of POC”

      This person belongs in a padded cell. Seriously.

    2. straffinrun

      That was the greatest thing ever recorded. Thank you, JB. PEOPLE OF COLOR!!!!!! Rahhhhhhhhh!

      1. Number.6

        Shouldn’t that be Bodies of Color, so we can keep up with our intellectual leaders like Ta Nehisi Coates?

  88. The Late P Brooks

    Gimme gimme gimme

    “Really, what we are seeing is a race by the different taxing jurisdictions to claim a share of the tax prize represented by the largely untaxed streams of income that U.S. multinationals have engineered for themselves,’’ said Ed Kleinbard, a professor at the University of Southern California and the former chief of staff for Congress’s Joint Committee on Taxation. “If the United States doesn’t join the race, it will just lose tax revenue to more aggressive host countries around the world.’’

    The EU rulings “do make it clear that if we are not interested in protecting our corporate tax base, other countries will be more than happy to tax the income,’’ said Kimberly Clausing, a professor of economics at Reed College in Portland, Oregon.

    tl;dr-

    “We’re just not stealing hard enough!”

    1. AlmightyJB

      “former chief of staff for Congress’s Joint Committee on Taxation”

      Facepalm

    2. Rasilio

      Or, we could go the other way. End the corporate taxes entirely thereby giving the companies every incentive to move the operations back here

      1. Q Continuum

        How will the TOP MEN get their cut?

      2. kbolino

        End the corporate taxes entirely

        But then, after paying property, sales, payroll, and capital gains taxes, they won’t be paying taxes at all!

    1. Tundra

      *adds to cart*

  89. The Late P Brooks

    I have a t-shirt that says “Your a Moron”

    Nice.

    1. trshmnstr

      Maybe it’s just because I grew up in the midwest, but I find this hilarious:

      The phenomenon is believed to be an example of what meteorologists call a funnel cloud.

      1. Q Continuum

        Watch out for the house that’ll fall out of it.

    2. Badolph Hilter

      I could only stream a couple seconds of the video but it looked oddly tame, it didn’t look like high winds. Could just be that I didn’t see enough of it.

      Nonetheless, I got a good chuckle out of it. “It’s so beautiful….. OH SHIT!!!!! *houses start exploding*”

      1. trshmnstr

        Yeah, it looks like a standard rope funnel. Probably wouldn’t do much more than strip the leaves off the trees if it touched down. However, you’d never catch me that close to one.

  90. Max Coins

    This is the greatest thing I’ve seen today: https://www.banking.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/hearings?ID=B61BB78D-CF34-4D54-B7F2-F7F982D77D6F

    (you can observe, at various points throughout the Equifax hearing, a gentleman in a top hat, fake mustache, and monocle sitting behind the Equifax guy – for an example, go to about the 35 minute mark – apologies if the link doesn’t render correctly, I’ve forgotten how to do it properly)

      1. DOOMco

        I assume all of us look like that 24/7

      2. trshmnstr

        *rousing applause*

      3. Tundra

        Beautiful!

      4. Rasilio

        Love the wiping his brow with money bit.

        Oh and whoever that twitter chick is that linked it, would

    1. MikeS

      At about 1:28:30 he wipes his brow with a fat wad of cash. haha

    2. How the hell is nobody absolutely losing their shit in that room???

      1. Number.6

        Because they all know the fix is in.

        1. I mean how can people ask dude a question and listen with a straight face while Mr. Moneybags is mugging behind him in the audience? I wouldn’t be able to keep it together.

  91. trshmnstr

    Tales of butt sweat and going on cock and balls.

    Our center when I was in Tampa Bay, John Wade, his nickname was actually Swamp Ass. In the Tampa heat, in games in August and September, it was torture. There were games I’d take the snap and get sprayed in the face by his butt sweat.

    So we’re playing Denver in the snow and we’re on the silent count, and a single tap is on one and a double tap means it’s on two. So I called it on balls, but Jeff snapped it on one, on c–k, and we fumbled the snap. And it’s snowy, and there’s mud, and we’re down there in this pile and it’s like Trevor Pryce and all these big old D-linemen, and there’s a scrum in there. But somehow I come up with the ball. Jeff said I had mud all over my nose, eyes and I can’t even see, but all I’m doing is yelling at Jeff, going, ‘Jeff, Jeff, it was on balls!’ He’s, like, ‘No, it was c–k.!’ And I go, ‘It was balls, god dang it!’ and these Broncos D-linemen are looking at us like these guys are absolutely nuts, these guys are crazy.

    1. Q Continuum

      That’s pretty funny.

    2. trshmnstr

      Sorry, forgot to put the ellipses to show that those 2 paragraphs were from different parts of the article.

    1. Number.6

      See, in a properly constituted totalitarian state run by smart people, these people wouldn’t be permitted to … oh … never mind.

  92. butt-head

    In March, a 25-year-old Indonesian farmer has been discovered inside the belly of a giant python after the swollen snake was caught near where the man vanished while harvesting his crops on the eastern island of Sulawesi.

    *shudder*

    Also, it’s nice to know that the Daily Mail doesn’t give no fucks about proofreading. ‘We don’t pretend to be anything more than we are: a dumb, sloppy tabloid.’