Wednesday Morning Links

Something (not so) funny happened on the way to the 2018 World Cup. Seriously, USMNT? Seriously?!?!?! How do you go to the worst team in the tournament at their stadium that seats 10,000 people and they only have about 1,000 tickets sold in a game where you can’t afford to lose and play with such a lack of heart?  I can forgive the fluky first goal. But a 45 yard shot in the open field that gets by the “greatest goalie to ever play for the USA”? And then the complete lack of effort going forward against Trinidad?   They’re freaking Trinidad and you’re the USA. You can’t get hyped up enough to show a little energy in that game then you deserve what you got.  And Bruce Arena, you’re an idiot that got fired the last time you were in over your head and you deserve to get fired again.  Stupid bunch of prima donna assclowns.  And in South America, Chile won’t be going either as a wild bunch of games ended up with them staying home.  But at least they can say they lost to Brazil on the final day and not Trinidad.

Well the NHL has been playing for a week now and its time to update things.  The St Louis Blues are off to a 4-0 start in the west, which should make one special Glib happy.  Your boys are on a tear, Jake. Good for them.  The Blackhawks should be tied but they lost their third game in OT to “settle” for 3-0-1. They look all but unstoppable.  The Maple Leafs are enjoying their greatest season in the last 20 years and sit at 3-0, atop the east.  That’s great since they’re usually looking to see how close they are to the last WC spot by the third game of the season. The Caps, Devils and Red Wings are likewise off to good starts, but its so early I don’t want to even look for trends yet.  Well, except for the trend of twice as many whistles a game.  Seriously, NHL front office, you guys need to reel these officials in. I know slashing was going to be a priority this year but they’re taking it too far.

The Cubs-Nationals game was rained out yesterday and they’ll play Game 4 today.  The Yanquis-Indians series-clincher will also happen today in Cleveland.  Meanwhile, the Dodgers, who I was so wrong about heading into the Diamondbacks series, and the Astros are calmly waiting and getting their pitching staffs rested in anticipation of their league championship series, which will start Saturday and Friday, respectively.  And elsewhere in sports news that was just too funny for me personally not to share, Paul Finebaum went on the radio yesterday and told it like it is. I’m not so sure his paymasters at ESPN will be happy that he went against their “golden boy” narrative in such strong words. But they’ve got bigger problems to deal with than that little, bald turd shooting his mouth off.

Right-o then. You guys ready for some links? I bet you’re ready for some links.  Then let’s give it up for…the links!

I’d have to be crazy to go against the teacher union

California permanently eliminates exit exam requirement for high school graduation. The reason given was that it didn’t align with the new common core standards.  I guess they couldn’t have changed the questions?  Either way, the public school system there is an absolute joke so I don’t think this is going to matter any unless there was a rider on the bill that snuck merit-based pay and retention for teachers. And we all know that will never happen in the Golden State.

Remember that cop who arrested the nurse in Utah because she refused to break the law? Well he got fired yesterday. Want to get an unfortunately all-too-real laugh? Read this bit from the article (emphasis mine):

Attorney Greg Skordas, who represents Payne, said his client plans to appeal a firing he considers unfair and over the top. Skordas said Payne would still be employed if the body camera footage hadn’t generated so much attention and blown the events out of proportion.

“Blew it out of proportion? You mean shown what really happened rather than allowing the cop to be the only official version of what happened? His supervisor that let the whole thing happen got demoted. And as far as I can tell, nobody will face prosecution and the taxpayers will eventually be on the hook for some sweet, sweet settlement money.

And speaking of idiot cops, explain to me how this doesn’t constitute a criminal conspiracy to cover up a crime. Do we have a dunphy signal over here yet?  Or is he still touring in the far east since his wife Morgan Fairchild is filming there?

Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that? Because if I’d have known… What a dickhead.

Harvey Weinstein is off to sex rehab in Europe. Not quite sure where, but my money is its on to a nation without an extradition agreement for the types of crimes he has all but admitted to. Roman Polanski was not available for comment as he was spotted building an addition onto his chalet yesterday.

Here, smell my fingers!

If you’re gonna bang your parishioners daughters, be prepared for this to happen. DAAAAAAAMN!

Germany will not recognize an independent Catalonia. They fear if the Sudeten Catalan people are torn away from the Fatherland the rest of Spain, bad things could happen.

I got blisters on my fingers!

Halfway through the week and today is the last day of me being a single parent. I think I’m gonna make it. Hope your week is going as well as mine is.

Comments

605 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. Mustang

    Germany prefers empire.

    First!

    1. Mustang

      Okay so, idiot government story time since I got an on-topic out of the way.

      Fucking Massachusetts EZ Pass system has been sending me bills that I’ve been paying off when I lived there. I thought I was all caught up until one came two days ago came and said I was in collections. What the fuck?! So I pulled out the old ones and looked up all the invoice numbers. They all had separate histories, so while I thought I was paying off the tolls all at once each time, I was actually paying separate tolls. They didn’t bother aggregating them in the system.

      So I go to pay a different toll and it says that I can’t pay less than $10…which the toll was. Go figure. So I said fuck it and paid $10. Instead if paying that toll, it rolled over to the one in collections …so it aggregated them AFTER I paid one of them, but hadn’t been doing it before, and because of that I was sent to collections. I still had to go back and pay off the original toll that was less than $10.

      I’m sorry if this doesn’t make any goddamn sense, because it sure as hell doesn’t make sense to me. I think they’re all paid up now, but we’ll find out next month when the long dick of the government fucks me halfway across the world.

      1. Mustang

        So basically: two separate invoices for two separate tolls for the same license plate. They didn’t combine them. One was overdue and the other was in collections because all the tolls I paid previously had even more different histories and I paid those all separately because I thought MA would just aggregate all the tolls and send me a bill each month.

        Paid $10 to overdue toll first. For some reason, that rolled into the collections bill…so I still owed on the overdue bill…because why not? They were separate before but I guess now they’re the same?

        Fucking government man.

        1. Enough About Palin

          Where’s your top hat?

    2. The Elite Elite

      I’m curious, why is Sarah Jessica Parker your avatar?

      1. Hyperion

        Stop insulting horses!

        1. Bobarian LMD

          O-o-o-oh Wilbur!

      2. She was actually one of my favorite people on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Seemed really down to earth and normal.

        1. MikeS

          …and horse-faced. You forgot horse-faced

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Body cameras are the work of the devil, just like the printing press.

    1. WTF

      Dumbfucks didn’t know enough to turn the body cameras off or have them “malfunction”.

    2. ArchieBunker

      Agreed. If we can’t take the cops at their word for what happens then what’s the world coming to.

      1. “You are taking that film of actual events out of context!!!”

      2. J. Frank Parnell

        OK seriously, I was at a community event last week that had the local PD doing their community outreach meet & greet thing, and overheard one of the cops talking about the body camera strapped to his chest and complaining about exactly that – people should trust the police and his word should be good enough.

        1. kbolino

          I just want to know when God came down and put angels instead of men into these positions of power, because I feel like such an event should have generated a bit more attention.

    3. ElspethFlashman

      I have a case where the body camera was turned off, client may still be guilty though. He wants to get a not guilty verdict at a jury trial here, and then sue the city/cops. He also originally wanted his grandma to negotiate for him with the city prosecutor. I have convinced him now that that’s not going to work, only I can speak on his behalf.

      1. Is his grandma some super negotiator, or something?

        1. Gray Ghost

          WAG: Gram is who he lives with, and trusts. Probably not his first time through the System, and not his first attorney. If court-appointed, some of them are have probably been a lot less trustworthy than Gram, for reasons Elspeth can get into, if she wants to tell war stories.

          So, not entirely irrational. But definitely not how this works.

          1. ElspethFlashman

            Yes, this is not his first dance. His Grandma is also known for suing the city, and has done so multiple times. Yay me. He’s also trying to say she’s his “guardian,” when she is no such thing, he’s just more comfortable letting her deal with things. If he actually had a guardian, and genuine disability, we’d have a better shot at having a sympathetic jury.

        2. His grandmother is Kevin Spacey.

          1. Or Samuel L. Jackson.

          2. Number.6

            Or Joe Pesci

      2. Suthenboy

        Why cant grandma do it? I have always found city prosecutors to be eminently reasonable…and defendant’s family even more so.

        *snicker*

        My God woman, why would you subject yourself to practicing criminal law?

        1. *Somebody* has to fight against the state.

          1. Suthenboy

            You misspelled ’tilt at windmills’

  3. PieInTheSKy

    “Harvey Weinstein is off to sex rehab in Europe. ” – ah yes the dreaded sex addiction

    1. WTF

      Ah, yes, the fake “rehab” so he can later proclaim it wasn’t his fault, it was his “disease”, but he’s all better now so all should be forgotten let’s move on from the past.
      Do they really think anyone actually buys this horse shit?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Did you listen to the wire recording on him? He’s a pathetic motherfucker. Begging and pleading with veiled threats.

        1. Sean Spicier lives!

          1. WTF

            That’s awesome.

          2. bacon-magic

            That almost makes me want to log onto my twitter account.
            *thinks of all the hate on there, stays logged off*

    2. ArchieBunker

      Sex is not an addiction. Crack is an addiction. Oxycontin is an addiction. Sex acts are what you do to pay for your addiction when your broke. Ever sucked dick for sex? Exactly

      1. Ever sucked dick for sex?

        ?

        1. ArchieBunker

          Why you asking me. I don’t know what you do in your free time

          1. Slammer

            Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks

          2. Didn’t you mean suck dick for drugs or money for drugs?

          3. That’s his point. you, the royal you, do do those things not the other.

          4. ArchieBunker

            I cho cho chose my words carefully. I meant what I said and said what I meant

          5. “Ever sucked dick for drugs or money?”

            Seems simple enough…

          6. ArchieBunker

            But the equivalent of sucking for drugs to feed a drug addictionwould be sucking for sex.

          7. Bobarian LMD

            Somebody has apparently never heard of a reach-around?

        2. PieInTheSKy

          I assume it is a reference to Bob Saget in Half Baked

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ybPnY1Ehc

          1. ArchieBunker

            It was. Though I meant the part that sex isnt addiction.

    3. PieInTheSKy

      Would it be in poor taste to make a collage of all the women assaulted by Weinstein and then choose which are the hottest like it happens on Q’s chive links? I think it would be …

      1. ArchieBunker

        This is a family friendly site so no. Load the pics

      2. SugarFree

        That sounds like an excellent idea. We need to let the timelines and whatnot shake out. I’d hate for Asia Argento to lose points because we are judging her on Asia now instead of Asia at 21.

        1. Hmmm. enough time and Google Images work, it could be done, if you have a timeline.

      3. KibbledKristen

        I read both the NYT and New Yorker articles. I think ol’ Harvey had an unhealthy obsession with Mila Kunis. He mentioned her to several of the women he…encountered.

        1. MikeS

          Has she said anything publicly yet?

          1. KibbledKristen

            I don’t think so. AFAIK, she was not one of his conquests (or maybe if she was it was consensual?), he just seemed to have a thing for her. He told a couple of the women that they “should do X in order to compete with Mila Kunis”.

          2. Count Potato

            It looks like the last time she talked to the press was Marie Claire.

    4. Slammer

      Are the sex rehabs in Europe better or something? European Sex Rehab sounds kinda hot

      1. Weren’t they 3rd in EuroVision 2015?

        1. Rick C-137

          I thought they were robbed but then again this is pretty catchy

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

      2. Europe has nudist sex rehab beaches.

    5. A Fuggin White Male

      As a recovering alcoholic (355 days sober now), I’m generally sympathetic to people with addiction problems, but I think sex addiction is mostly bullshit. It is 100% bullshit in the case of Weinstein.

      1. ArchieBunker

        No withdrawal no addiction.

      2. WTF

        Congrats on coming up on a year.

        1. A Fuggin White Male

          Thanks. It’s been an incredible first year. A comeback for the ages.

          1. Tundra

            Nice job. Feeling good, huh?

          2. Michael

            Feels good, doesn’t it? Congratulations!

          3. Gray Ghost

            That is fantastic news! Great work taking it one day at a time.

          4. Rick C-137

            Congratulations FWM!

          5. TK

            You don’t have problems, your a fuggin white male!

        2. Count Potato

          Ditto.

      3. bacon-magic

        Congrats.

        1. Jerms

          The first year is the hardest. Nice job.

      4. KibbledKristen

        Good job, man!

      5. MikeS

        That’s great, man! 10 more days!

  4. Slammer

    If you’re gonna bang your parishioners daughters, be prepared for this to happen. DAAAAAAAMN!

    I was under the impression in these small churches parishioner-banging was a given. That and a Cadillac.

  5. PieInTheSKy

    “Attorney Greg Skordas, who represents Payne, said his client plans to appeal a firing he considers unfair and over the top. Skordas said Payne would still be employed if the body camera footage hadn’t generated so much attention and blown the events out of proportion.” – I mean honestly that nurse is lucky she didn’t get shot

    1. WTF

      I love how “actual video record” = “blowing out of proportion”.

      1. ArchieBunker

        Did the cop suckers defend that one in full force like every other atrocious bad cop video?

    2. Slammer

      “My client’s murder of 100s wouldn’t be such a big deal if the internet hadn’t posted all those stories about it”

    3. Suthenboy

      “Skordas said Payne would still be employed if the body camera footage hadn’t generated so much attention…”

      So his lawyer is arguing that he wouldn’t be fired if he hadn’t gotten caught? I guess he has to say something to defend the indefensible.

    4. commodious spittoon

      blown the events out of proportion

      Bitch, you roughed up a woman and falsely detained her for refusing to permit you to assault her unconscious burn victim patient, presumably in an attempt to implicate him for an accident your department is worried will be attributed to them. You are not a credible arbiter of proportionality.

    5. Microaggressor

      As they wrote in “Blindspot,” their 2013 best seller: “Given the relatively small proportion of people who are overtly prejudiced and how clearly it is established that automatic race preference predicts discrimination, it is reasonable to conclude not only that implicit bias is a cause of Black disadvantage but also that it plausibly plays a greater role than does explicit bias.”

      Capitalizing “Black” is a strong indication that the authors are card-carrying Neomarxist cultists. The purpose of the study and the outcome have been predetermined. It’s just a matter of making their faith sound scientific, so they can justify “corrective measures” to ignorant policymakers.

      1. Microaggressor

        Where my thread gone?

  6. PieInTheSKy

    Even parody Hollywood is rife with abuse

    ‘Honest Trailers’ Creator Andy Signore Fired After Sexual Abuse Claims

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/honest-trailers-creator-andy-signore-fired-sexual-abuse-claims-1046756

    1. The Elite Elite

      She said that she and two other women went to the company’s HR department two months ago, but her complaints of alleged attempted sexual assault were not taken seriously

      Yeah right. Either the people at Screen Junkies have the greatest HR department ever, or this whole story is complete BS.

      1. TK

        I don’t know, Elite Elite, this one is also a bit more complicated. This is another one of those stories where a bunch of his former co-workers come out all at the same time… I’m not saying its 100% that he’s a scumbag, but its definitely a strong possibility. Philip DeFranco did a report on it:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2rddCdS0Cs

        I’m never sure how to feel after these situations. I’m definitely an “innocent until proven guilty” kind of guy and I celebrate due process. I suppose we have to wait until we get a verdict… but then again, we all know OJ did it… but he was found “not guilty.” Should we base our opinions of people solely on the verdict of a jury?

        1. The Elite Elite

          I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe there is any HR department for any company that would ignore accusations of sexual harassment/assault. On top of that, making such accusations is a well known way of destroying a man’s life. All a woman with a grudge against a guy has to do is publicly accuse him of harassment/assault and his life gets ruined, no proof needed. Just like with all this Weinstein stuff. Have any of those women filed police reports against Weinstein or Signore? If not, why not? (Also, the fact that Gloria fucking Allred is bringing forth women against Weinstein is all I need to know that these accusations against Harvey have a 99.9% chance of being complete BS) So, my natural inclination is to believe the guy is innocent.

          1. Number.6

            My take is that a lot of these claims are bullshit, and a lot of the “legitimate” accusations have no practical legitimacy because the accuser is just piling on because she slept on it and saw some kind of advantage in doing so now (hint – money and status).

            Having said that, I’m confident that some of the blood in the water may be both real, and actionable. But like anyone else, if there are any indictable offenses, he should get his day in a real court, not the court of public opinion.

          2. TK

            The police had one of Harvey’s victims wear a wire and go talk to him, in which he admitted to touching her breasts against her will. When he admitted it, he “apologized” and was asking her to come in and watch him take a shower.

            Its pretty damning stuff, actually. So at least some of these women did go to the police, at least in the Weinstein case, and we have hard evidence that Weinstein was doing some of the stuff he was accused of.

          3. R C Dean

            I think that a lot of the claims are probably legit, but the unstated kicker is, these women knew exactly what they were getting into. They had to have known Hollywood is full of casting couches, and that Harvey’s couch in particular got a lot of use. Christ, people were joking about it on nationally televised programs. Yet they “met” with him “privately” anyway. Either they are so stupid they should be under a guardianship order, or they knew the implicit deal on offer and accepted it.

            Now that they got what they wanted from the deal they made, and ol’ Harvey can’t help their careers anymore, they turn on him. Yet another in a long line of “Why can’t they all lose” stories.

          4. TK

            Most of them say they rejected his advances. Some of them went to the police – one of them wore a wire for the police to investigate. I don’t really buy into this whole “you knew what you were getting yourself into so you share the blame.”

            Are you saying its okay to expect women to open up their legs if they want to get into show biz? That seems fucked up to me.

          5. R C Dean

            Most of them say they rejected his advances.

            That’s what they say, and they went on to get the role. So either it wasn’t a quid pro quo, or they are lying about rejecting him.

            Now, there are also credible accusations that he crossed the line to nonconsensual touching, etc. I put those in maybe a different bucket.

            Are you saying its okay to expect women to open up their legs if they want to get into show biz?

            No. I’m saying that it is widely known that is the price many people charge for giving you a showbiz break, and that if you decide you are willing to pay that price, and they hold up their end of the deal, that I am not seeing you as a victim.

            Its a scummy culture and business they have – that’s what’s Not OK. If you don’t want to get dirty, don’t go into that business. If you do go into the business with eyes open, and play the game, and succeed, don’t tell me you’re a victim.

            Harvey and the rest of the exploitative Hollywood crew deserve every bit social opprobrium hurled their way, as far as I can tell. But their, in effect, co-conspirators who also played and benefited from the scummy culture aren’t victims and shouldn’t be allowed to pretend they are.

          6. TK

            I get that you’re going with the very libertarian “there is an agreement between two consenting adults, therefore no foul if both follow through with their end of the deal.”

            To follow through with your logic, it sounds like none of us have the right to ask our bosses to remain clothed in front of us. Or, if they invite us to their house under the pretense of a business meeting, we don’t have the right to expect them to open the door while fully clothed. By your logic, we only have the right to refuse the sex after being confronted with our naked boss, of course with the added potential to stunt our careers.

            I think there is a difference between your boss (or someone powerful enough to make/break your career) saying “hey, want to go out for a date?” vs. inviting someone to your house under false pretenses and then walking into the room naked.

            No. I’m saying that it is widely known that is the price many people charge for giving you a showbiz break, and that if you decide you are willing to pay that price, and they hold up their end of the deal, that I am not seeing you as a victim.

            I don’t know, it still seems like you’re saying its okay for the industry to operate this way. Or at the very least, there’s no reason to stop it because everyone is a consenting adult.

          7. The Elite Elite

            “I don’t know, it still seems like you’re saying its okay for the industry to operate this way. Or at the very least, there’s no reason to stop it because everyone is a consenting adult.”

            Well, what’s your solution? I don’t think anyone is saying it’s perfectly fine, just that it is how it is and because everyone involved consented (although now, well after the fact some claim it wasn’t) there’s nothing that can be done.

          8. TK

            There’s no easy or clean solution. I think he should be prosecuted for the instance in which we have proof: that he touched one person’s breasts without her consent. They have him on tape after she wore a wire to help the police’s investigation.

            Otherwise, he should be sued into oblivion.

          9. R C Dean

            it still seems like you’re saying its okay for the industry to operate this way.

            I’m pretty sure I said its Not OK:

            Its a scummy culture and business they have – that’s what’s Not OK.

            but questioned whether a principled legal solution was really even possible.

            Its messy and sloppy, and I’m not finding any principled boundaries to a legal standard that I’m super happy with. Including one that would say “As long as nobody pulled a gun, its all good.”

            As a libertarian, I try not to assume that the answer to every social problem is a law against it.

          10. TK

            I’m pretty sure I said its Not OK

            Fair enough, I’ll acknowledge that you pay lip service.

            As a libertarian, I try not to assume that the answer to every social problem is a law against it

            I’m okay with there being a criminal law against people touching other people’s breasts without their consent. I suppose if you aren’t, that’s where we will have to agree to disagree. Overall, I see unwanted breast groping as sexual assault.

          11. R C Dean

            I’m okay with there being a criminal law against people touching other people’s breasts without their consent

            Me, too. As I said. Glad we agree on that much. I wasn’t addressing those allegations so much as I was the ones where no claim of non-consensual touching was made. Distinctions between social and economic pressure v. actual physical assault are important. I probably could have made the distinction a little clearer.

            I find it puzzling that I consistently say “That behavior is bad. Outrage about it is fine by me.” and you seem to think I’m actually saying “Nope, nothing wrong with any of that.” You seem to confuse “I’m opposed to X, but not sure X should actually be criminalized” as merely paying “lip service” to the idea that X is bad.

    2. Zunalter

      Aww, I liked Andy Signore.

  7. Attorney Greg Skordas

    Bringing credit to the profession!

    Seriously, NHL front office, you guys need to reel these officials in.

    I think they have started throwing guys out of face-offs, before they even get in the circle. Is this some sort of stealth labor action by the refs?

  8. gbob

    I mean, in fairness, we had to play both Trinidad AND Tobago. At the same time. That doesn’t seem fair.

  9. PieInTheSKy

    This made the rounds before but …

    The False ‘Science’ of Implicit Bias
    A test purports to reveal hidden prejudice, but there’s little evidence its findings are meaningful.

    https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/the-false-science-of-implicit-bias-1507590908

    1. Slammer

      I heard someone say that some of the creators of the test have expressed it’s misapplication and unreliability.

    2. straffinrun

      How do you know that article isn’t suffering from implicit bias?

      1. Slammer

        Implicit=everyone

        1. No, no! It is “everyone who disagrees with me”!

    3. WTF

      Well, no shit. “Implicit bias” is just a way of saying that even though you are not actually acting biased, your bias can be implied because we just know people like you are biased.

      1. +1 Nazi haircut

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Replace “Implicit Bias” with “Original Sin” and things will start to make more sense

      3. Zunalter

        we just know people like you are biased.

        Haha, oh delicious irony.

    4. Michael

      I would wager that an overwhelming majority of people that use this term to accuse others of prejudice really have no idea what “implicit” means.

  10. Brett L

    Wait, is Trump playing 11D chess?

    My take: No, but if there’s one thing a lifetime as a real-estate developer in and around NYC/NJ has given him, its an innate sense in how to negotiate with psychotic hermit kings of petty fiefdoms.

    1. Trump is conducting an information warfare operation, and one Kim Jong Un and his regime have not confronted, especially one executed by an American president. Trump didn’t undermine Secretary of State Rex Tillerson when he tweeted that Tillerson was “wasting his time” negotiating with North Korea. That drama was “good cop, bad cop,” with the goal of rattling Kim. Nor does Trump undermine Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis. That noted, at times it must astonish (and perhaps please) Mattis that this is the first time in his professional life he’s played the good cop.

      “Good cop” is a bit of a stretch. “Sane cop” is more accurate. With Mattis, at least you know what would have to happen for the survivors to speak of what he did to you for the next 10,000 years. Trump? It’s like he’s trying to be perceived as a wild card. No one knows what he’ll do to rocket boy next with his information war, and it will be an amazing information war, believe me. The best.

    2. Zunalter

      Brett, you made me choke on my hot coffee….thanks pal.

    3. Number.6

      psychotic hermit kings of petty fiefdoms

      OK, I’m stealing that for my next band name.

  11. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Universal basic Income assets.

    Bonus points for using “thought leaders” seriously.

    To counter gaping economic inequality, many organizations and thought leaders are offering solutions that tackle this issue. These include everything from Universal Basic Income (UBI), whereby money would be given unconditionally to every individual regardless of their income levels or employment status, to investing in employee training that upskills workers (thereby saving them from the robots) or lowering tax rates.

    But these solutions treat income inequality as a symptom rather than a disease. Income inequality is born out of something deeper and more fundamental: asset inequality.

    ::new edit faerie sheepishly tries to fix mistake::

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      *sticks condoms under pillow for the edit faerie*

      *EDIT FAERIE GLAD TO HELP, BIG BOY!*

    2. WTF

      Paging Edit Faerie! Cleanup on 11!

      1. WTF

        GAAAHH!!!!! I take it back! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!

      1. WTF

        Shorter article: “We need to give people more free shit. Because fairness.”

        I still fail to see why income inequality is bad. What do I care if the economic quintile ahead of me doubled their assets while I marginally increased mine?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Without envy, life is no longer worth living.

        2. If I were being generous, I’d say they see economics as a zero-sum game, so those hyper-rich are stealing from the people. Their comment about “saving workers from the robots” shows these “thought leaders” clearly don’t understand basic economics and are actually several centuries behind current economic understanding.

          1. spqr2008

            The only time economics becomes a zero sum game is when the government messes up markets. See Cash for Clunkers. I lucked out and got an admittedly crappy car with very low mileage for $8700, because I had the dealer’s internet ad (that they said expired the day before), and they went ahead and honored it to get rid of the vehicle. Now, 7 years later, looking at potential replacements, I’m looking at at least $15-$17K for something reliable with reasonable mileage. Because at the time, even though used car prices spiked, they did not go up as much as they have since the market dried up and the prices could be raised.

          2. When the government gets involved it’s usually worse than zero sum. The net gained by the special interest groups is almost always less than the net lost by the people the government screws over.

          3. Microaggressor

            Negative sum. Dead weight loss.
            Voluntary transactions are positive sum on net.

        3. Slammer

          Wait until all those envious people realize that the ultra rich will get the UBI payout as well

      2. Grumbletarian

        The Institute for Policy Studies most recently stated that “America’s 20 wealthiest people—a group that could fit comfortably in one single Gulfstream G650 luxury jet—now own more wealth than the bottom half of the American population combined, a total of 152 million people in 57 million households.”

        Makes you want to storm that Gulfstream.

        Speak for yourself. I don’t need a Gulfstream to be happy.

        1. WTF

          And I certainly don’t need to steal from those who are more successful than me.

        2. kbolino

          And if you took half of those assets away from each of the “top 20” and distributed them among the “bottom 50%” and waited 10 years, you could make the same statement all over again.

          If redistribution worked, you wouldn’t have to keep doing it forever.

          1. AlexinCT

            I think your projection that this sort of wealth redistribution scheme would take ten years to unravel is horribly optimistic. I would bet it goes back to being a problem in a month tops.

        3. R C Dean

          I don’t need a Gulfstream to be happy.

          Attributed to Arnold Schwarzenegger:

          “Money doesn’t make you happy. I have $50mm, and I’m no happier than I was when I had $48mm.”*

          *From memory, likely paraphrased.

      3. robc

        This isn’t a new idea. Thomas Paine favored a one-time payment of 15 pounds (about $2000 today) on the 21st birthday.

        The homesteading act gave free land out west to people willing to settle it.

        I doubt either is what the article has in mind.

      4. Bobarian LMD

        asset inequality

        We’re here to take your shit.
        It’s only fair.

    3. Suthenboy

      I wonder if this land reform they suggest will mean the FedGov giving land to people out of its vast ownings or if they mean men with guns will seize private property and pass it out to people who have no idea what to do with it.

      This would be a disaster to top all pinko disasters. Land reform means seizing productive land from industrious landowners and giving it out to people who will just walk off and leave it. This is what destroyed the agriculture and manufacturing in Venezuela…well, really in every country it has ever been tried. It also means fucking up the title history on every square inch of land in the country.

      1. Forty acres and a mule?

        1. Homple

          Zimbabwe.

        2. R C Dean

          Forty acres and a mule?

          Did not turn out to be a recipe for prosperity and social advancement.

          1. kbolino

            If you mean as a government program of redistribution, then it never really happened. If you mean as an objective to strive toward and obtain through one’s own effort, then it was a key element of obtaining prosperity and social advancement, until industry and later services overtook agriculture.

            Although, by the time it started to really manifest (1910s-1920s), a tractor was probably more useful than a mule.

          2. R C Dean

            I thought the forty acres and a mule thing immediately became a sharecropper economy, which was what kept it from being a recipe for prosperity, etc.

            Have not studied in detail. Could be wrong.

          3. kbolino

            To my understanding, sharecropping was commonplace for a while after slavery was abolished, but in time some former slaves, and especially their descendants, managed to own their own land. Until the 1930s, there was a consistent trend toward more black people owning land. The economic changes of the 1930s and on shifted economic focus away from agriculture and thus multi-acre landownings as well.

      2. kbolino

        No doubt many of these same people also believe that zoning laws, occupational licensing, and other opportunity-killing regulations are an absolute necessity. So of course they have to steal property to prop up the illusions they’ve created. The only other choice is to accept blame, and they cannot have that.

    4. Social Justice is Neither

      So a utopian melange of communism and fascism. What could go wrong?

    5. Akira

      These “inequality scolds” have some odd conceptions of property rights. It seems to be that when an individual or business passes some vague milestone, they are now “rich” and have no rights anymore. Basically, “the rich” don’t rightfully own anything; the government owns it and mercifully allows them to keep some portion of it.

  12. PieInTheSKy

    An MP has slammed a reported decision to free the former leader of a child sex gang from prison 17 years early as “unacceptable”.

    Mubarek Ali ran a “squalid” grooming gang in Telford, Shropshire, targeting vulnerable young girls – some just 13-years-old – and sold them for sex around the country.

    He was sentenced to 22 years in prison in 2013 after he was caught following a lengthy police operation.

    But he could potentially be released on licence as early as November, less than five years into his sentence, according to the Shropshire Star.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mubarek-ali-early-release-telford-child-sex-gang-lucy-allan-a7868171.html

    Off course I never know if British news sources are in any way reliable. But this does not look good if true.

    1. Suthenboy

      It looks to me like the political class in England is waging war on their own people.

      1. Homple

        “What the British people want from their criminal justice system … is safe streets and protection from crime: the one thing against which they know that the political and intellectual class has set its face.”

        Theodore Dalrymple

      2. kbolino

        It looks to me like the political class in ____ is waging war on their own people

        lots of places could fill in the blank

  13. Slammer

    Inventor makes ‘cool’ prothestics for kids for free

    Since then, the 43-year-old inventor launched Team UnLimbited, which creates customized lightweight, “cool” designs that the children want to wear.

    “We’ve done Iron Man designs, Harry Potter, Lego and Spider-Man,” Davis told BBC News. “The key is making something the child actually wants to wear and feels is cool enough to show their friends.”

    Davis also manages to keep costs low, at about $25 an arm. He covers these costs through donations to Team UnLimbited, and doesn’t make any money for his work, even though he puts a lot of time and effort into it. He has shared his template design online too, which can be printed using a 3D printer by anyone who needs it.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Wait I though we only link to nutpunches and derp around here. I may need to change my linking strategy.

    2. ArchieBunker

      -chops off arm, calls to get spiderman replacement, be swinging through town in no time.

      1. *symphony applause*

        1. *One armed applause*

          1. Rick C-137

            *the sounds of a one handed clap

    3. Tundra

      Thanks, dude.

      Weird, though – I had this teed up:

      Father 3D prints functional bionic arm for his two-year-old son.

      Cool stuff.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Very nice. My Wife is going to get a new foot/ankle, she will be able to paint her toenails again, this is an important thing to women amputees I guess

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Capitalism is evil. We need the government to go in and stop this madness!

    1. LJW

      Edit fairy I pray to you, please fly in and fix this poo!

        1. LJW

          Thanks to the almighty fairy

    2. Brett L

      Anti-soda is the opposite particle of Minne-soda?

      1. Los Doyers

        ::loads shotgun, takes Brett out behind the barn::

        1. ::Snipes Los Doyers from 400 yards as he rounds corner of the barn::
          ::signals all clear to Brett::

          1. tacticalpillow

            “Man, I’m glad I called that guy”

      2. Rick C-137

        BOOO!

    3. peachy rex

      Preckwinkle stepped on her dick. An extra half-percent in sales tax might have gotten through – although perhaps not, it didn’t last time – but an effective 20% tax on damned near every beverage that wasn’t dairy or booze? And then when everyone was well and truly pissed, she called in *Bloomberg* to fund an incredibly obnoxious pro-tax advertising campaign. Christ, what an asshole.

  14. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Retarded Philosophical Questions Edition

    I’m thinking about how racial privilege is defined by how you get treated by other people in society; if I’m sitting alone on a desert island, my skin color is irrelevant for purposes of defining my social identity.

    So let’s say someone has an accent and vocabulary set typical of an American White person, but they have the melanin expression, curly hair, and facial bone structure typical of an American Black person.

    When this person is speaking on the phone to a customer service representative, the representative is going to think they’re White, right? And will therefore treat them with whatever form White privilege takes in a phone conversation–more patience, shorter hold times, maybe more willingness to bend the rules to help them solve a problem. This can lead to real economic benefits, if for example they are talking with a banking agent and convincing the agent not to foreclose on their house.

    But if this same person walks up to a customer service rep at a store, their visual appearance will lead to them being read as Black, and so they lose that White privilege; maybe the clerk will be more suspicious that they’re stealing stuff, or will make them wait longer for service.

    So can we say that this person is White in one context and Black in another, and that nobody is fundamentally Black or White? That this person could choose their race, if they’re in an environment where there’s limited information about their appearance? Or would it be more useful to say that they’re Black in all circumstances, and that their Blackness is less oppressed in some contexts?

    I guess basically I’m asking, is racial relativism a thing?

    1. Slammer

      So let’s say someone has an accent and vocabulary set typical of an American White person

      I thought OJ’s lawyer proved this true for all black people

      1. WTF

        Actually, it would depend on the white person. Because navel-gazing idiots on the left automatically consider people with southern accents stupid rednecks.

        1. Hey, I’m not a navel-gazing idiot on the left!

        2. But see, most of those people deplorable, so its ok to belittle them and their white privilege.

          1. Akira

            This.

            I can’t count how many times I’ve heard “progressives” denigrating white rural people from the South and Midwest and insinuating that everyone born in those regions is irredeemably stupid. Then, a short while later, they’ll get all misty eyed as they ponder the mind-boggling question of why “those people” didn’t vote for Hillary (“they voted against their own interests!!”). Give it a few more minutes and the discussion will be about how terrible it is that some people in this world judge entire groups of human beings based on what part of the planet they came from.

        3. Brett L

          My friend from Tallahassee whose father is a British citizen and economics professor told his son when he was leaving for college: “People are going to underestimate you because you have a southern accent. Make them pay for it.”

          1. The professor of economics from Louisiana-Lafayette had a similar conversation as his son departed for Harvard. He said “look hea, bo. You gon hatta do gooood uppa in Bosson. Fo allada coonasses in da parish. Gwon, bo. Gwon!”

          2. Suthenboy

            This makes me laugh.

            I of course, would never do something like that.

            My favorite strategy is to let someone lecture me for half an hour on some subject they assume I am ignorant about before letting it slip that I probably know more about it than they do.

          3. Microaggressor

            You’ve been mansplained to!

    2. WTF

      Head so far up their own ass they are navel gazing from the inside.

    3. robc

      Didn’t SNL already cover this during the Eddie Murphy years?

    4. Rick C-137

      Race is relative, and constructed, until it’s immutable and compartmental, until it’s oppression, until it’s empowering.

      1. WTF

        Race is whatever it needs to be to advance the proggie agenda.

    5. leonadasiv

      “And will therefore treat them with whatever form White privilege takes in a phone conversation”

      Well that’s a big assumption. I love how here she makes it sound like they don’t know what kind of privileges there are, and then immediately spouts of a list of a few without any evidence.

    6. Nephilium

      Shorter hold times? Shorter gods damned hold times? Yes, the IVR’s are all programmed to be racist, and put crackers to the front of the queue.

      1. WTF

        Hey, the algorithms can tell who is likely pushing “2” for agent assistance!

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      Could you imagine living life like this?

      1. WTF

        Batshit insane? No.

    8. commodious spittoon

      And this isn’t a flagrantly racist screed about how black people all look and talk the same… how?

    9. Microaggressor

      Is anything in your last paragraph ‘useful’ when we talk about or deal with racial issues? Are you trying to lead us to a practical conclusion?

      Not trying to be overly cynical… just when I see a post here now I’m already looking for OP’s ‘angle’ as it’s usually anti-social justice.. especially when they look like they’re taking you 3/4ths the way to a conclusion they want you to reach ‘on your own’

      I like how they are more concerned with promotion of the Faith than discovering the truth.

    10. ChipsnSalsa

      So let’s say someone has an accent and vocabulary set typical of an American White person, but they have the melanin expression, curly hair, and facial bone structure typical of an American Black person.

      “He’s presidential material then” — Joe Biden

    11. Plisade

      “When this person is speaking on the phone to a customer service representative…” And it’s assumed that the CSR is white? Or do all races of CSR grant whites special privilege? Is it assumed the CSR is white because xe’s employed? Damn, that would be racist.

  15. PieInTheSKy

    Diesel has traditionally always been the fuel of the maritime industry, which makes the absence of a viable widely-distributed diesel outboard engine even more puzzling. Production of the 50 hp Yanmar Dtorque 111 turbo-diesel has begun and the world’s first viable diesel outboard engine is on the market at last.

    http://newatlas.com/yanmar-dtorque-111-turbo-diesel-50hp-outboard/51675

    For some reason it never occurred to me there are no diesel outboard motors. Presumably because I do not own a boat and know nothing of outboard motors.

    1. ArchieBunker

      Marinas wont sell diesel for decades unless it really catches on. That would be a big drawback to going with diesel

      1. Count Potato

        Aren’t many, if not most, inboards diesel?

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sounds interesting but God knows what the price will be. Pleasure boaters don’t want their vessels smelling like a tramp freighter either.

      1. Well, I don’t want my tramp freighter smelling like a goddamn pleasure boat, either.

    3. PieInTheSKy

      In communist Romania you would occasionally get a boat with a car engine, outboard motors being hard to come buy. it was modified somehow put in the middle of the boar with a hole somewhere for the propeller.

      1. Gray Ghost

        And then there are the Thais.

        1. Gray Ghost

          Damn it, there was supposed to be a link to an article about Thai long-tail boats there.

  16. Rick C-137

    Y’all know what time it is…

    Morning Derp:

    https://everydayfeminism.com/2017/10/rethink-south-asian/

    1. LJW

      Want to click to see the derp but don’t want to give them clicks! Aaagggggghhh!

      1. Rick C-137

        eh, they’re actively begging for money, your click won’t save them.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          They’re Asian BUT they’re brown BUT they’re light-skinned brown SO privilege AND that’s where I stopped reading.

          1. Rick C-137

            No grasshopper, you must dive deeper, let the derp fill you and guide you, only then can you develop an immunity to it.

          2. commodious spittoon

            I will face the derp. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

    2. Suthenboy

      I have a raghead doctor. He is a good guy and a good doctor. He complains that his children are feckless and just use him as an ATM. They openly admit that their lives have been too easy. He on the other hand grew up in a desert with goats and one camel busting his ass just to make sure he ate every day. He got a chance to go to school in the US, took it and double busted his ass. “I had a fire in my belly” he says.

      I will take as many guys like that as we can get. They dont have privilege, what they have is my respect. That is where the pinkos get it wrong. There is no such thing as inherent privilege. It is about respect. Act like a civilized, intelligent, competent person and you will be treated like one. Act like a savage and you will be treated like one.

    1. Suthenboy

      White lives matter = white supremacists / Nazis

      Black lives matter = pure hearted activists

      1. Microaggressor

        Believing that white lives matter = punching down and NOT OKAY.

  17. Rick C-137

    And some Anti-Derp for you:

    (Hat tip to Haybob on this one)

    Also I thought snuff videos were against YT policy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTFL0wKmsC0

    1. Rick C-137

      Here’s the highlight rheeeeel:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBaFV0ynh9s

    2. Slammer

      I watched the other night. What a disaster. The moderator is non-existent. That Thomas is guy is whiny and pathetic. And his feet bend at strange angles

      1. Rick C-137

        As someone who did a lot of debate in college the lack of moderator bothered me some, but watching a prog get murdered then corpseraped STEVE SMITH style was gratifying.

    3. A Fuggin White Male

      I usually don’t watch things like this, but it was well worth the watch from start to finish.

      It was incredible to me how little this Smith guy actually knew about his own ideology, and Sargon totally exposed him. I think this actually represents the majority of nu-progs. Most of them aren’t true believers. Most are just indoctrinated useful idiots like this Smith guy or Laci Green or Steve Shives.

      1. Rick C-137

        Yep, my favorite moment was like 6, maybe 7 minutes in when he realizes that this is a potentially hostile crowd. I think he crapped himself a little bit and went really downhill.

        1. Number.6

          If you watch his body language, it starts a wee bit before then when he doesn’t get any substantial positive feedback on his slanders.That’s when he got “exit feet” and where his ability to maintain eye contact really fell apart.

          Regarding the moderation, I have this feeling that despite all the drama leading up to the Mythcon event, and the harassment of the organizers, I don’t think they’d done enough background due diligence to see that this would be as toxic and confrontational as it was. I’ve only ever experienced events like this once or twice before, and they were far more civilized – mainly because the debates tended to be about how exactly many non-existent heavenly bodies could dance on the head of a pin.

          1. Rick C-137

            I do like what we would’ve called ‘clash’, clearly these two gents had some shit to work out, It just might have been a little more cohesive with moderation, not that the sjw stooly would have been able to argue any better, just that he would have been trounced even more.

          2. Zunalter

            I appreciate that the controversy surrounding whether they should have even platformed Sargon for a debate was BECAUSE the other people disagreed with his POV. Like, do you not understand what the term “debate” means?

    4. Merciful Tyr, they’re both insufferable. As much as I hate intersectionality and love that 7 minute realization, l can barely stand more than 15 minutes of it. It’s just 90 minutes of a prog showing ignorance, and I get enough of that from Derptologist’s links every day.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Muh Neighborhood!

    Fierce is a leader of one of a series of new groups that have sprouted up in cities from Seattle to Sydney, Austin to Oxford, lobbying not against development but for it. They say their lives are threatened by housing shortages and skyrocketing rental prices. Calling themselves yimbys, they are standing up to say “Yes, in my back yard” to any kind of new housing development. And courgettes be damned.
    Yimby activists helped push through a 25-storey apartment and retail/restaurant development in Oakland this year despite local opposition.

    The movement is fuelled by the anger of young adults from the millennial generation, many of whom are now in their late 20s and early 30s. Rather than suffer in silence as they struggle to find affordable places to live, they are heading to planning meetings en masse to argue for more housing – preferably the very kind of dense, urban infill projects that have often generated neighbourhood opposition from nimbys (“not in my back yard”).

    The birthplace of the yimby movement, the San Francisco Bay Area, has among the highest rents in America. It added 307,000 jobs between 2010 and 2013, but built fewer than 40,000 new housing units, according to state of California estimates.

    “It’s clear that this is a housing shortage – and the answer is to build housing,” says Laura Foote Clark, who heads San Francisco-based Yimby Action. “You generate policy by yelling about things.”

    ————

    Their willingness to lobby for market rate housing in traditionally minority neighbourhoods has seen them called techie gentrifiers and developer stooges. Their penchant for market-based solutions, has seen them called “libertarians” with “trickle-down economics”.

    They should send some people to Bozeman.

    1. Their penchant for market-based solutions, has seen them called “libertarians”

      Literally worse than Che.

      You know who else wanted a racial minority crowded into a small area?

      1. Daniel François Malan?

      2. World Cup ticket sellers?

    2. Private Chipperbot

      “You generate policy by yelling about things.”

      She must be a blast at parties.

      1. Blackadder:
        : Tell me, do you ever stop shouting at the lower orders?

        Duke of Wellington:
        NEVER! There’s only one way to win a campaign: SHOUT, SHOUT AND SHOUT AGAIN!

        Blackadder:
        You don’t think inspired leadership and tactical ability has anything to do with it?

        Duke of Wellington:
        (pause) NO! It’s all down to shouting! BAAAH!

        1. ElspethFlashman

          +1 field of dead Frenchmen motif.

        2. Troy

          Swiss,

          Being a Black Adder fan redeems you from those obscene peanut butter unification comments.

          /flutters eyelashes

      2. wdalasio

        Meh. I’ll cut her slack just for being someone talking about housing without sounding like a complete retard.

    3. Endless Mike

      I was thinking the same thing. I was on the Gallatin County PLanning Board for six years in the early 2000’s – It always amazed me how the same people adding endless open-ended architectural and feel-good requirements to every subdivision were the same ones demanding funding for “affordable housing”, as if the lack of affordability was somehow the fault of developers….

  19. Drake

    How do you go to the worst team in the tournament … and play with such a lack of heart?

    I know! They realized they were American men playing soccer! Now they can go home and watch real sports like baseball, football, and hockey.

    1. Chipwooder

      hah…..I have to say, the comedic value of this is high. Very high. “OH NO!! We didn’t get into a tournament where we would have been routed in the early rounds!”

      1. Gray Ghost

        Even funnier if you think about how much the value of the US broadcast rights cratered.

        1. dbleagle

          I want to see how they market the WC in the US. Will it be? “Hey Hispanicos watch the El Cuppo on ESPN 8!” or “This World Cup is being brought to you Blue Hillaylanders by the National Democratic Party. Show that you are too cool to watch the NFL and you don’t need to kneel during the our national anthem because it won’t be played!”

          QVC is looking for their chance to say “Our ratings beat sports on TV. You should offer your hand painted Washington Quarters here.”

  20. robc

    My theory on the soccer: too much reliance on MLS. If you aint playing in England, France, Spain, Germany or Italy, you don’t deserve to be on the team.

    There is a reason that Howard isn’t playing for Everton any more. I was surprised at start of qualifying that he was still the goalie.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      Do any of the U.S. players play for top tier leagues?

      1. LJW

        Christian Pulisic plays for Borussia Dortmund
        Bobby Wood plays for Hamburger SV
        Deandre Yedlin plays for Newcastle United

        *Edit Fairy consoles you on the USMNT loss*

        1. LJW

          *Yedlin* damn autocorrect

    2. LJW

      My thoughts are that the best athletes are still going to football and basketball. I think that’s changing now as youth soccer is exploding. But we won’t see the results for another 10 years or so. In addition the USMNT is in a transition period with a mixture of old and young players who don’t have chemistry.

      1. robc

        That is true, but I doubt it changes seriously anytime soon. Unless football dies.

        1. robc

          And I wouldn’t be surprised if soccer has many of the same CTE problems.

        2. WTF

          Well, the NFL seems to be trying to commit suicide, so there is that.

      2. I heard the exact same thing…in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

        1. MikeS

          Right? Pele was supposedly turning America into a soccer nation.

      3. Drake

        Youth soccer has been exploding for 30 years as overprotective moms won’t let Junior get hurt in other sports. My nephews play and they aren’t even allowed to head the ball anymore. Seen lots of kid lose interest in soccer and pick up Lacrosse or track, or else come back to football.

        1. Rugby, in my case.

          1. Drake

            Me too. Mom wouldn’t sign me up for football. I taught that bitch a lesson.

          2. Rugby is designed for the human body — no pads = no high speed hits.

      4. Gray Ghost

        AIUI, a bunch of the problem for the States is that many of the best potential players—many from foreign backgrounds where soccer is king—are from the lower economic classes, and soccer at the club level is a game for rich kids and kids with devoted middle class parents. While there are plenty of pick up leagues and improv play to fill the gaps, we don’t have the professional coaching for youth players that’s widespread in powers like Spain, Brazil, Germany, etc…

        That and MLS is still a much inferior league, level of play wise, to much of Europe, and most of the USMNT players play there. For those that know—I don’t—how does the level of play compare in MLS to, say, whatever Mexico calls its First Division? Or a country like Sweden?

        1. Brett L

          MLS is where European stars who have gotten old and lost a couple of steps go to still be stars. Its like Japanese baseball.

      5. trshmnstr

        Youth soccer was “exploding” 20 years ago. Most of the soccer kids ended up in football or basketball in high school.

        The few that didnt weren’t as good as the ones lost to football or basketball.

      6. Youth soccer has been exploding for 25 years. Unless MLS can pay equivalent salaries as MLB, NBA, and NFL, elite athletes still won’t consider soccer.

        1. Whoops. I just said what trshmnstr said — I need an auto-scroller or something.

  21. LJW

    A hidden camera was in their Airbnb bedroom. That’s for sex parties, owner tells cops

    Oh Florida never stop being you. Bonus video included… holy eye brows!

    *Edit Fairy likes theses types of stories*

    1. Rick C-137

      Which video? Bedroom video?

      Also linky is loopy.

    2. pan fried wylie

      I mean, I would assume there’s a camera. Does that make me paranoid?

    3. Gray Ghost

      Damn, has Harvey been picking out the Edit Fairies? Not that I mind.

      Much appreciated.

    4. Chipwooder

      almost-naked kneeling edit faerie – big thumbs up

      1. Jarflax

        That is not a thumb!

    5. Count Potato

      I like that edit fairy.

    6. MikeS

      I have a new favorite edit fairy! Helloooo, nurse!

    7. Was she surprised to find the camera or were they just drawn that way?

  22. pan fried wylie

    Halfway through the week and today is the last day of me being a single parent.

    Murdering the kid or killing yourself? Either way, bit of an understated announcement.

    1. compgrokker

      Both?

      1. pan fried wylie

        the other possibility I considered was remarrying, but that’d just involve more murder anyway when Banjos gets home.

    2. Um, I said yesterday it was an experiment while Banjos is in a Chicago on business.
      I’m gonna play golf, relax and slip back into a normal household tomorrow.

      1. A Fuggin White Male

        I was going to sneak in 9 holes this morning, but I think the course is still a little too wet. Might head tot he practice range at lunch time and check it out.

        1. Troy

          “sneak in nine holes”

          Jeez, it is thick with euphemisms this morning.

        2. Count Potato

          Three chicks at once?

          1. trshmnstr

            STEVE SMITH SNEAK IN MANY HOLES!

      2. pan fried wylie

        I can’t keep up with the links threads, what makes you think I can keep track of y’alls travel and golf plans, sheesh.

        As good a place as any to mention, but I became a homeowner end of Sept, so my glibs-time has been restricted of late while i procrastinate on home improvements. I had no idea just how much procrastination would be involved, it’s been a challenge.

      3. Troy

        This “business”… Nice euphemism. Video?

  23. The Late P Brooks

    But these solutions treat income inequality as a symptom rather than a disease. Income inequality is born out of something deeper and more fundamental: asset inequality.

    “A chicken in every pot!”

    1. WTF

      Of course I never had any assets until I started earning an income so I could acquire them.

    2. leonadasiv

      It’s rare that the left talk about actual wealth inequality, because rich Hollywood ties don’t like it. Rules against that actually affect them.

      1. robc

        So few people understand the difference either.

  24. PieInTheSKy

    Elk selfies gone wrong: Two gored at St. Louis County park prompt more safety warnings

    The signs at Lone Elk Park read: “Absolutely do not approach the elk!”
    But the signs apparently aren’t enough.

    http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/elk-selfies-gone-wrong-two-gored-at-st-louis-county/article_56857dfc-8eb4-583e-864a-c367bfe40a2b.html

    To be fair, who’d of thought elk may be dangerous?

    1. thrakkorzog

      Mind you, elk bites can be pretty nasty.

      1. WTF

        My sister was bitten by an Elk once!

        1. Gray Ghost

          That’s what forced us to tell Cousin Eddie that he needed to lay off the Jager. And then he got kicked out of the Lodge.

          1. *prolonged ovation*

    2. Tundra

      Those antlers aren’t decorations.

      1. WTF

        They are when they’re hung over the mantel.

    3. Gray Ghost

      To be fair, who’d of thought elk may be dangerous?

      600+ pound sex crazed ruminant might be a clue.

      Everyone knows to stay away from the bull in his pasture. I blame Disney (despite things like Ferdinand the Bull) for people not making the same connection to large hoofed wildlife.

      1. SugarFree

        600+ pound sex crazed ruminant

        That’s pretty unfair to OMWC. He’s, maybe, 350, tops.

      2. Nephilium

        Reminds me of the time I had to stop some morons from walking between two deer that were fighting outside of work one day. At least with the damned Canadian Geese, people usually jump back when they start hissing and waddling towards them. But the deer are “cute”, and therefore harmless.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Fuckin’ geese. I’ll take my chances with the deer.

          1. Not Adahn

            “Fucking hatebirds, the birds that hate”

          2. pan fried wylie

            The deer will actually ally with you until the goose threat is dealt with.

    4. “To be fair, who’d of thought elk may be dangerous?”

      Anybody who has ever actually been around elk would. Bulls in the rut are aggressive, and when you get a 900-pound animal with a head full of spiky bony death, getting near it is a pretty damn stupid thing to do.

      The year after I moved to Colorado an idiot woman in Rocky Mountain National Park got two brow tines through her guts. She was trying to feed a bull elk a slice of bread while running her camcorder – in mid-September, during the rut.

      Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

      1. Number.6

        To cite RCDean from yesterday:

        …You’ve learned the quick and easy way to interact with women without behaving inappropriately. Simply offer them the same respect, admiration, and healthy dose of fear you’d offer anyone who could completely destroy you should you deserve it a dumb, panicky, dangerous animal.

        Ladies and gentlemen: your modern millennial feminist.

        The literaly truth – whether the subject is Lena Dunham – or an Elk.

        1. R C Dean

          You’ve learned the quick and easy way to interact with women without behaving inappropriately. Simply offer them the same respect, admiration, and healthy dose of fear you’d offer anyone who could completely destroy you should you deserve it a dumb, panicky, dangerous animal.

          Formatting fixed. You’re welcome.

          1. R C Dean

            Fuckit. I give up.

          2. pan fried wylie

            more of a punctuation problem than formatting

    5. Suthenboy

      “To be fair, who’d of thought elk may be dangerous?”

      Anyone who has experience with animals? All male ungulates are dangerous particularly during the rut. I know guys that rattle horns during the deer rut to lure bucks who have had their asses kicked (serious injury) by white tail bucks.

      1. pan fried wylie

        Are the losers more tender?

    6. Gilmore

      I once threw snowballs at a sleeping….

      …no wait, that was a caribou.

    1. The Elite Elite

      Wait, why is he attending the Thor 3 premier? He isn’t in the movie, is he?

      1. Do you even Hollywood, bro?

        1. The Elite Elite

          No. Why, do these people go to every movie premier?

          1. Some do. Being seen is important, you know.

  25. Spartan Dad

    So in light of the Equifax breach, my work has started offering $1 mil of identity protection and restoration services. I think it’s been talked about before, but has anyone had their identify stolen and had to go through this? Would getting a service like this be worth it?

    1. Mustang

      Freeze your credit if you’re not going to be opening accounts or take out loans anytime soon. I’ve had so much of my data stolen (thanks OPM and Equifax, among others) that I don’t know how I haven’t lost it all yet except that I freeze that shit and watch it like a hawk at all times.

      1. ArchieBunker

        Its easier if you just destroy your credit yourself early on. Then you don’t have to worry about it.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          ^this^

      2. Spartan Dad

        I’ve already frozen everything, but that’s good advice. Trans-union was instant and free. Experian made their process as painful as possible. Equifax reminded me of a chicken running around with its head cut off. They’re still getting their response together.

    2. Tundra

      I just went through some shit last week where some fucko tried to port my cell number to a different carrier while simultaneously changing my bank account and authorizing the number to receive payments. Oh, and it all went down late at night. I happened to be up late, so I caught it quickly, but it took many hours of work to square stuff away. We have all new accounts, etc.

      This is the second time I’ve been through ID theft shit. The first time was straightforward fraud – using my SSN and good credit to open some accounts and go on a spending spree.

      Assume your fucking SSN is out there. Like Mustang said, freeze your credit. Up your security and disable extraneous ‘convenience’ items.

      Regarding the credit monitoring, I am leery of putting all my information with fucking anyone, as all it takes a bad actor inside the organization to fuck it all up. Also, it wouldn’t do anything for the kind of theft I had last week.

      ID thieves should all get bone cancer.

      1. Mustang

        Damn, that’s creative.

        You bring up a good point. ID thieves, like terrorists,are constantly looking for new ways to do their dirty work. Try and stay one step ahead.

        1. Tundra

          I learned some interesting things. It’s pathetically easy to fool the carriers into believing you are someone you’re not. Why isn’t the security tighter, you ask?

          The FCC.

          Yes, in order to ‘protect’ us and make it easy to switch carriers, the FCC created a bunch of rules that had the unintended consequence of making theft much easier.

          That’s not to excuse the carriers – their security sucks balls – but it’s interesting nonetheless. I spoke with a guy at T-mobile who told me they are rolling out new security stuff by the end of the year.

          1. Mustang

            You mean there are unintended consequences of regulation?

            Let me find my shocked face, I seem to have lost it.

          2. LJW

            I work in Telecom fraud investigations, these fuckers keep me busy.

        2. Michael

          I highly recommend setting a security PIN for your phone’s SIM and setting up two-factor authentication on every online account you have that supports it.

          1. spqr2008

            My dad has two factor on our VZW account. I pretty much can’t call in to them anymore, have to use chat support, because I only know about half the answers to the security questions, and can two factor with MY password, and my phone. I hate scammers, since they cost my parents $75 from me being too lazy to go through and look at their bill for 3 months (I have an older plan, once your phone is paid off, it’s only $15 for line access, and they were charging me $40/month, which I knew was wrong, but my dad didn’t explain well). And the jackasses didn’t have the common courtesy to offer an account credit.

      2. Spartan Dad

        Damn, the ID thieves are getting more complex. That sounds like it could circumvent 2 factor authentication. I’ve had my cc number stolen 3 times now but no fraudulent accounts opened yet.

        1. Michael

          Circumventing two-factor is precisely the idea. Most people don’t think to secure their carrier account, so that’s the Achilles heel that thieves are going after now,

    3. LJW

      Not much you can do other than freeze and monitor your credit. For every massive breach you hear about there are thousands of small breaches occuring every day.

  26. spqr2008

    Whole Lotta Helter Skelter In honor of Sloopy’s excellent song choice, I give you the best mix in the history of British Rock and Roll.

  27. Tundra

    I like that version of Helter Skelter. Word is McCartney wrote it to try to out-do the Who.

    Good song, but not even close, Paul.

    1. A Fuggin White Male

      not really my type… she’s kind of ugly tbqh

      1. Count Potato

        She isn’t my type either.

      2. Chipwooder

        I don’t think she’s ugly, but for my tastes, there’s a fine line between really fit and too muscular, and she’s over that line for me.

      3. The Elite Elite

        Yeah, the first couple pics are alright, but then you get that side view and see that this girl is too muscular and fit for my taste.

      4. thrakkorzog

        It is the fake tan look for me.

      5. wdalasio

        Don’t worry, guys, your tastes get satisfied just a couple of posts down (#34).

      1. Grumbletarian

        Oh yeah. Fit-thicc.

    2. wdalasio

      Now, that is a truly beautiful woman.

  28. Count Potato

    “Student calling himself ‘Karl Marx’ stabs YAL’s free speech ball with knife

    A student at University of California San Diego has been referred to its Office of Student Conduct after writing communist propaganda on the Young Americans for Liberty’s free speech ball — then stealthily stabbing it with a pocket knife, causing it to deflate.

    The suspect was led away in handcuffs after students tracked down the bandit.”

    https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/37645/

    1. commodious spittoon

      Turd ruins good thing, first with words, then with violence.

      Yep, sounds like Communism.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      That’s not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be when I read the headline.

  29. Spartan Dad

    I know highlighting the derp from Lena Dunham is low-hanging fruit but still that last line
    https://www.wsj.com/articles/nevertheless-they-persisted-1507672531

    Ms. Dunham for her part says the problem goes beyond Mr. Weinstein:

    She condemns Weinstein as a “predator” and says he’s not the only one in Hollywood, detailing her own encounters with “everyday sexism” as a young, acclaimed indie-film director.

    “His behavior, silently co-signed for decades by employees and collaborators, is a microcosm of what has been happening in Hollywood since always and of what workplace harassment looks like for women everywhere,” Dunham writes of Weinstein…

    “The use of power to possess and silence women is as likely to occur in a fast-food restaurant as it is on a movie set, and Hollywood has yet another chance to make a noisy statement about what we should and should not condone as a society,” she writes.

    Apparently there are hordes of young, extremely attractive women lining up to get fucked by the fast food manager for the privilege of scoring the rare and coveted position of a fry-cook making minimum wage.

    1. leonadasiv

      This is the problem with education these days. People come out of school thinking rhetoric means they have good logic. Also, wasn’t she calling out Hollywood for not outing people like this, whilst at the same time claiming to have gone through similar experiences and not naming names?

    2. So she’s come out against Weinstein, is absolutely outraged by this horrid behavior that Hollywood has turned a blind eye to and the silencing of women, and gone further saying that she personally knows of director types doing the same thing…she just won’t name any of them, because reasons.

      I used to think comparing actors to prostitutes was overdoing it a bit. I still do, actually; at least prostitutes won’t lecture you about how much more moral they are in between gigs.

    3. Chipwooder

      Big talk from someone who sexually abused her own sister.

    4. Number.6

      I wouldn’t even rape her.

      1. STEVE SMITH HAS TO MULL THAT ONE OVER.

    5. Derpspeak-to-English translation: “ME ME ME ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! MEEEEEEE!”

      1. Suthenboy

        ^This^

    6. R C Dean

      The use of power to possess and silence women is as likely to occur in a fast-food restaurant as it is on a movie set

      Try as you might, I don’t think you are going normalize the kind of sexual predation that goes on in the entertainment biz, sweetie.

      1. wdalasio

        I think you’re right about this. Fast food restaurant jobs are pretty much replaceable as much as the employee is to the employer. I think it’s pretty unlikely that people are going to accept sexual predation as a condition for employment for a job they can replace in a couple of days. In contrast, high end employment in the entertainment industry has a lot more of a “winning the lottery” element to it. It pays very well and a lot of people can replace most of the people in the industry. As a result, yes, sexual predation will be more common in entertainment.

  30. PieInTheSKy

    These are the 9 most annoying phrases people use at work, according to a new survey

    https://www.theladders.com/p/28252/words-annoy-people-at-work

    1. leonadasiv

      I find none of those objectionable, and preferable to any of their long-winded alternatives.

      1. wdalasio

        Looking at the article, at least a few of the suggested alternatives are just wrong:

        ‘Synergy’
        Eighteen percent of those surveyed hated this old chestnut the most. Try “collaboration,” “cooperation,” or maybe “harmony.”

        Except that’s not what a synergy is. A synergy is when there is an added value by two things being combined. It is when 2+2=5. None of those describe this.

        ‘At a high level’
        Just 12% picked this. Maybe just: “a lot.”

        It’s not “a lot”. It means summarized.

        ‘Move the needle’
        How about: “make progress.”

        Okay. As long as you’re not trying convey the meaning of “move the needle”, which is generally used to mean, “have a significant effect”.

        1. Microaggressor

          I concur. High level vs low level has meaning to me, and not just because I do software.
          Synergy may be a business exec buzzword, but that doesn’t change the fact that it has unique meaning.

          It sounds like these people just don’t like figures of speech.

      2. CatoTheElder

        I don’t find any of these objectionable, either. And the list excludes the the most annoying of all: “paradigm shift”, particularly because it usually just means doing things like we always have done but with fewer people. Very seldom does the speaker really have any idea for a new and improved paradigm.

    2. Hyperion

      These people are out of the loop. Big Data and The Cloud are by far the most annoying terms right now. In particular because the 99.9% of the people using those words have not even a clue what the fuck it means. Last year, Empowering Women held the title all by itself.

    3. Troy

      “perfect”

      People use that fucking word here all the time. I don’t think they know what the fuck it means. I. E. I was doing a return for a customer whinged to reretursome defective merchandise. Because my employers is a selfish, converged corporation, the customer didn’t get cash in return but a store card valued at the price of said defective merchandise. At the end of the 5 minute long process, she exclaims, “perfect. ”

      No you stupid bitch. If it was not perfect. Perfect would have been drone delivering it for free to your house the minute you determined you wanted the merchandise.

      /rant re perfect over

      1. Urthona

        That seems like… uh… not really that bad.

        1. commodious spittoon

          It’s perfect!

      2. pan fried wylie

        Did you check the batteries in your sarcasmometer?

    4. Number.6

      The issue is more appropriately that people just don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, and have no idea about the provenance and real meaning of the terms.

      While “Tabling a proposal” is a bit of a stretch, it’s simply a mild adaptation of a parliamentary procedure (the meaning of which the US has seen to turn completely upon its head). Given that it’s less syllables than the ‘acceptable alternative’, I’m trying to understand why it’s hated. maybe the audience are idiots. I certainly wouldn’t object to its use in a properly conducted business meeting.

      Synergy. Sure. Most of the time this is uses, it’s misused. But then, look at the kind of people saying it and consider that they’re usually the product of the US educational system.

      Move the needle – OK, I’ll give them that, but it’s simply like “A Quantum leap in functionality”. Hey, sugartits, you do know that a quantum is a very, very, barely measurable change, don’t you? Well, the needle hardly budged.

      The ultimate reason for this is that in general, even quite ‘educated’ people in business know maybe 12-16,000 word families and probably use 8-10. (In case the sarcasm isn’t clear, most of the contributors here are likely to be exposed to, if not users of perhaps 20-25,000 families – I’ll leave comment on that to the linguistics experts) Furthermore, ‘business english’ habits actively encourage the degradation – how many of you have constructed well thought-out paragraphs, and had grammarly beat you up over a subjunctive clause, or the use of an unusual tense which conveys subtlety of meaning? And how easy was it to just click on “correct my stuff” just to shut it up.

      When people and computer systems change “I would have had that change made” to “I would have changed that”, you can bet that the use of words like “disintermediation” end up being eliminated for the next edition of the Newspeak dictionary.

      The appropriation of perfectly good phrases and their use in imprecise ways is not new, of course, but words do have meanings, and to toot the cultural horn, English always seemed to me to be one of the most capabaly expressive modern languages.

      One of the best ways to counter this is – wait for it! – change the culture by using more precise terminology that conveys richer and more accessible meaning. If that means hiding all the Harvard Business Review Buzzword Glossaries as they’re delivered every year, so be it. If it means using The Ladders to join firms that are less infested with vapid Wharton and Yale MBA alums, so be it.

    5. Microaggressor

      ‘Pow wow’

      Make things simple for yourself — especially since this term can be seen as culturally insensitive: Just say “meeting” instead.

      Not okay.

  31. Count Potato

    “NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Republican Rep. Marsha Blackburn’s Senate campaign announcement ad has been blocked by Twitter over a statement the abortion rights opponent makes about the sale of fetal tissue for medical research.

    Blackburn, who is running for the seat being opened by the retirement of Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker, boasts in the ad that she “stopped the sale of baby body parts.” A Twitter representative told the candidate’s vendors on Monday that the statement was “deemed an inflammatory statement that is likely to evoke a strong negative reaction:

    Twitter said the Blackburn campaign would be allowed to run the rest of the video if the flagged statement is omitted. While the decision keeps Blackburn from paying to promote the video on Twitter, it doesn’t keep it from being linked from YouTube and other platforms.”

    https://apnews.com/0d8828bd7d204b40af61172628d0a7f6

    1. leonadasiv

      For a company that has never turned a profit, they sure are willing to destroy their customer base.

      1. trshmnstr

        *makes a cup of Swiss Miss*

        1. I am a Droste Man, m’self.

      2. You’re talking about the government, right?

        Oh, Twitter.

    2. LJW

      I’m guessing the equal time rule doesn’t apply to twitter.

    3. Twitter just gave them campaign gold. If I were on the campaign I would run the ad again exactly as is, but have an obnoxious *BLEEP* during the sentence with “censored by Twitter” in giant letters over the screen.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      And we can’t be having strong emotional reactions on a social network.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    CNN story about Vegas with timeline. Weird long gaps.

    TW- Dumb cunt Erin Burnett autoplay video.

    (Those guys at CNBC must have had her on a really tight leash. She went all in on the progressive narrative as soon as she got to CNN.)

  33. The Late P Brooks
    1. Count Potato

      I read yesterday that he fired 200 rounds at the security guard. Now I read he was only hit in the leg. None of this makes any sense.

      1. Hyperion

        I believe that the original story released on this, he was just hit in the leg. The 200 rounds came in some time after. the only thing different about the original story is that the guy was shot during or after all the shooting, not before like they’re saying now. They’re also saying now that the GF is on a fly watch list. Which according to some people is just because they want to violate her rights, no other reason. While I believe that the US government have no problem violation people’s rights for little or no reason, I don’t think it’s the case here. She knows a lot more than she’s been saying and they know she’s lying.

    2. Count Potato

      “A Nevada home the Las Vegas shooter used as a stash house for handguns, shotguns and a “plethora of ammunition” was burglarized last weekend in a stunning security breach, and comes as federal and state authorities say they’re still sweeping the scene for clues.”

      http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/11/las-vegas-shooters-home-broken-into-despite-intense-fbi-police-interest.html

      WTF??

      1. Chipwooder

        Keystone Kops all the way down. Can’t even secure a crime scene.

        1. Oh, they secured it alright, or aren’t you into conspiracies?

      2. B.P.

        So, as alluded to last week on this very board, this is as absurd as when the press rummaged through the house of the San Bernadino shooter on live teevee.

  34. PieInTheSKy

    I learned there is something called Malört and cheap beer festival.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLyvyI5UMAEra4s.jpg:large

    Dunno what Malört is but it does not sound appealing. Would not attend …

    Also is it me or appealing and appalling are spelled to similarly for such different meaning?

      1. Chipwooder

        Holy shit, the old-time ad in that column is amazing. It basically admits that the stuff is awful and is daring you to drink it.

        1. Q Continuum

          Oddly enough, the advertising seems to have worked on me. I want to try it now.

    1. pan fried wylie

      “why is there a ‘G’ in ‘nite’?”

      -Sir Pie In The Sky

  35. Q Continuum

    Only one thing can marginally cheer me up from last night’s USMNT embarrassment.

    http://archive.is/XnFkE

    I seriously considered cancelling today’s T&A out of mourning, but the show must go on.

    1. robc

      The USMNT can schedule home and home friendlies with the Dutch next summer.

    2. Chipwooder

      A good way to cope would be to fill the time you would have spent watching soccer with watching a non-Communist sport instead.

    3. Troy

      Seriously? There are what, 7, 8, 10 people, tops, that give a shot about soccer.

    4. Jefe Hayek

      1, 3, 5, 11, 31

      Tried my best to weed out the obviously “enhanced” ones

    5. Tundra

      30 and 44 today.

  36. Q Continuum

    Hey Arena, and the rest of you assclowns.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek

    1. Q Continuum

      I’m pretty sure my Rapids (as shitty as they are) could have gone down there and gutted out a draw.

  37. Hyperion

    “Harvey Weinstein is off to sex rehab in Europe.”

    It’s really interesting, the bubble these freaks live in. When peasants commit crimes, they go to the rape cage. When elitists commit the same crimes, they go off to a 5 star resort for a little while and come back proclaiming themselves ‘cured’ of whatever evil demon was afflicting them. And I’m not even saying there was a crime here because I seriously doubt it. Unless hypocrisy is a crime, in which case most of Congress are going off to the magical resort soon.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      David Burge‏ @iowahawkblog

      I hope people who accused Hollywood of being “out of touch” are feeling a little silly right now

      1. Lena Dunham certainly isn’t out of touch with her sister.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          As the saying goes I know very little of Lena Dunham. I wish I knew a lot less

    2. MikeS

      go off to a 5 star resort for a little while and come back proclaiming themselves ‘cured’

      If he ever comes back. I think we are watching him begin to off-shore his life. Including squirreling all his money away to keep it from the avalanche of pesky lawsuits that can only be days away.

      1. There just might be some banks where that money could be deposited.

        *shifty gaze*

  38. The Late P Brooks

    None of this makes any sense.

    Words to live by.

  39. Anyone ever hear of a guy named Thomas Wictor?

    He had an interesting tweet-storm about Weinstein (collected and published here, on twitchy),but I never heard of him before, so I don’t know how seriously to take what he said.

    1. commodious spittoon

      I follow him. He’s an oddball. I’m not entirely sure what to make of him, and his claims of expertise are so esoteric and specific (military tech, middle eastern commandos, for example) as to be impossible to verify for a layman. A couple weeks ago he linked to a grainy, low-FPS Liveleaks video purporting to show the bombing of a compound in Syria, and suggested it may be an example of “rod from God” tech. So I think he may be a bit nuts, but I like him for the same reason I like X-Files or Art Bell. Speculative nonsense is still fun.

      1. spqr2008

        Rod from god currently is just a tungsten penetrator fired out of either a drone’s 2 stage missile, or out of a cruise missile. They look the same to people (although the rod from God wouldn’t be visible to the naked eye).

        1. commodious spittoon

          I was unaware of that, and now I can’t remember whether he specified deorbiting from satellites (which strikes me as fanciful) or whether he meant drones. But he’s talked about the former in conjunction with wiping out Nork artillery sites.

        2. R C Dean

          I thought proper GODRODs* were dropped from orbit as strategic weapons, and weren’t just “solid shot” from conventional platforms. The Israelis have been using “dummy” missiles with concrete warheads to kill Pali terrorists with minimal collateral damage for years.

          *Geo Orbital Directed Rigid Ordinance Device

    2. Suthenboy

      Whenever something bad happens to anyone even tangentially connected to the Clintons I have to raise an eyebrow.

      1. Number.6

        It’s only notable if they’re still alive 6 months later.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    “Harvey Weinstein is off to sex rehab in Europe.”

    Now I’m imagining the “group therapy” sessions.

    “Now, I’m not gonna say who it was, but if you got a look at that ass, you’d recognize her. There’s nothing like getting your mitts on a woman who has lots of money and spends half her day at the gym.”

    1. Nephilium

      South Park did it already.

  41. Count Potato

    “Here’s a video of a squirrel trying to hide its nut in a Bernese mountain dog.”

    https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/917582570254065664

    1. These euphemisms are cray cray.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    She condemns Weinstein as a “predator” and says he’s not the only one in Hollywood, detailing her own encounters with “everyday sexism” as a young, acclaimed indie-film director.

    In Dunham’s case, I’m inclined to assume it was merely garden variety disdain and revulsion, rather than “sexism” of any sort.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Not banging her on the table at the swanky mixer where you’re seated next to her is tantamount to literal rape, megahitler.

      1. Q Continuum

        *Not* banging her is rape… I think you may be onto something. Don’t give the lefties any ideas.

  43. Charlie Suet

    I suspect this link won’t work

    Interviews with Sarah Silverman are low hanging fruit, derpwise. But this really caught my eye:

    “I worship Seinfeld, but basically I believe students tend to be proven right historically. So if college students are saying it’s not cool to say something, they’re probably correct. Students are always on the right side of history. Old people aren’t always.”

    1. Chipwooder

      Students are always on the right side of history.

      You sure about that?

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Holy shit, that was stupid. Comedians arguing for de facto censorship has got to be one of the saddest things ever.

      1. The Elite Elite

        Comedian? I thought it said Sarah Silverman?

      2. commodious spittoon

        “Please eat me last. Please eat me last. Please eat me last.”

    3. “The right side of history” really is their heaven, isn’t it?

      And no, students are not always on the right side of history. It’s just that when they are obviously wrong, no one remembers because it’s dismissed as stupid college kids being stupid college kids.

    4. Rick C-137

      The maoist red guard would like a word with her.

    5. Gray Ghost

      Students are always on the right side of history. Old people aren’t always.”

      Could have been word for word out a Red Guard’s mouth, 1966.

    6. PieInTheSKy

      Students are clueless 90% of the times. I used to be one.

    7. Raven Nation

      I’m a little surprised that Silverman would be so public in her support for Students for Liberty.

    8. Urthona

      Contrary to popular belief, it was the youth who largely supported the Vietnam War. Older people were against it.

    9. A Leap at the Wheel

      Weatherman

  44. Chipwooder
    1. straffinrun

      Got some junk in there.

  45. tarran

    I love how regardless of what gory story of exploitation is front and center in the media eye, Lena Dunham seems to have also been a victim of it as well!

    “Don’t look at her! Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” she explains.

    1. straffinrun

      I’d hate being a moral scold. Makes life boring. Wonder why team D decided to wrestle that losing hand out of team R’s grip.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Comedians arguing for de facto censorship has got to be one of the saddest things ever.

    Somebody should ask la Silverman if she has ever heard of Lenny Bruce.

  47. LJW

    Tundra this one is for you

    T-Mobile website bug let hackers steal data with a phone number
    https://www.engadget.com/2017/10/11/t-mobile-website-flaw-social-engineering-hacks/

    1. Tundra

      Yep. Motherfuckers.

      Thanks for the link. Think I’ll have another chat with them.

  48. bacon-magic

    ONE GLIB will be happy!?
    GO BLUES
    GO BLUES
    GO BLUES
    ♫♪♪

  49. Q Continuum

    I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.

    https://www.city-journal.org/html/destroying-neighborhood-15485.html

    If you’re not with us, you’re against us.

    1. Slammer

      Can someone please explain ‘underrepresented artist’ to me?

      Isn’t art ostensibly about the creative process?

      Or is art only valid if it’s seen and applauded?

      1. SugarFree

        Can someone please explain ‘underrepresented artist’ to me?

        “Your husband’s work is what we call ‘outsider art.’ It could be by a mental patient or a hillbilly or a chimpanzee.”

    2. Kraus was also lucky to have ultra-hip Semiotext(e) as her publisher. The company’s website describes it as a “punk rock” publisher “best known for its introduction of French theory to American readers.”

      Is this why we have to deal with people who insist on using the metric system?

      1. Count Potato

        Semiotext(e) did publish some good stuff, back in the day.

      2. commodious spittoon

        ultra-hip Semiotext

        Didn’t the Pan-Am 103 bombers use that?

        1. MikeS

          I don’t know, but I’m sure they used the metric system.

      3. I am not wholly anti-metric system. I admit it IS easier.

        1. Q Continuum

          Get out of here Commie.

    3. SugarFree

      Kraus’s latest book, and the subject of her planned talk in Boyle Heights, is a biography of Kathy Acker, a “scholar, stripper, victim, and media-whore” who gained a degree of notoriety and fame in the eighties as an avant-garde novelist.

      Acker. Ugh. She ripped-off, sorry, “queered” Neruromancer and everyone started sucking her clit.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Enjoy living in your shithole fellas.

  50. Chipwooder

    The Sawx have fired John Farrell. Let’s all point at the Sawx and laugh, children.

    1. He also had a tweet storm about actors cutting up at a restaurant.

      1. Gilmore

        THEY ARE ALL PIG MEN

    2. wdalasio

      This is fundamentally true. As repulsive as Weinstein is, the entire industry, including his loudest detractors at the moment, was 100% complicit with his behavior. This pretense, now that his career is essentially over, that they’re some sort of brave truth-tellers for piling on is pathetic.

      1. Chipwooder

        Yep. Everyone has now seen Seth MacFarlane’s joke from the 2013 Oscars, but here’s another one – a 2012 episode of 30 Rock with a similar joke.

        They all knew what was going on.

        1. wdalasio

          They all knew what was going on.

          Which makes all of their posturing now absurd. Including from the actresses pulling out the victim card. You knew it was happening. You were a damned victim of the guy. You knew it was a pattern. You knew he’d go on to someone else. And yet you not only gave him a pass, you continued to fete and associate with the guy. And now we’re supposed to think you’re some sort of brave hero because you’re dancing on the rotting corpse that was his career?

          1. Q Continuum

            I think the larger point is that (with exceptions) Hollywood is populated by morally corrupt, social climbing, unprincipled, quasi-criminal deviants and wastes of space. Not anything we didn’t already know, of course. However, this whole situation just so starkly highlights their hypocrisy and the absurdity of their smug preaching and false moral high ground that it’s noteworthy.

            TL;DR: if you are getting your moral guidance from people who play make-believe for a living, you’re no better than they are.

          2. wdalasio

            I don’t think I could have said it better myself. Watching this whole story unfold has been entertaining in its own way. But, only in the same sense as reading one of SugarFree’s political tales. The immoral depravity offers up a certain fascination. But, you know you’d never want any part of any of it.

          3. Suthenboy

            Ya’know, not long ago they were referred to as ‘show people’ and that was always said with a sneer. They were never intivited into polite company. They were shunned. They have only gained a veneer of respectability in the last generation because the majority of people have very little contact with them.

          4. R C Dean

            You were a damned victim of the guy.

            I dunno about that. Assuming it wasn’t forcible rape, then why wouldn’t this have been pretty much a consensual transaction? “Take a ride on the casting couch, get a role in a movie.” If he held up his end of the bargain, I don’t see a victim here. Keep in mind, these actresses were free agents, not employees, so the power imbalance argument for criminalizing workplace sex is, well, different, at a minimum.

            Plus, most of what I’m hearing is actresses saying, essentially “He came on to me pretty crudely. I turned him down. He gave me the role.” I see absolutely zero victimhood there, if you take them at their word.

          5. wdalasio

            I don’t know. An implied exchange of employment, even as a contractor, for sexual favors sounds an awful lot like sexual harassment to me. I’m pretty sure anyone in any other company would get their walking papers and their rear ends sued into next Tuesday over it.

          6. R C Dean

            No question that under current standards, it would be sexual harassment. I’m just kinda pointing out that sexual harassment laws treat women (because that’s who they are intended to benefit) as something less than full agents, as not exactly strong, powerful and the equal of men.

            There is definitely an element of economic (and maybe social) pressure, but that’s exactly what adults are supposed to be able to resist so that they can make decisions based on their own standards and interests. By criminalizing it, we have deemed women less capable of resisting economic and social pressure, so that they must be protected by Big Daddy State. Which doesn’t advance women’s rights (viewed as the negative right that a moral agent should not be interfered with) in a coherent way, but certainly advances their privilege (in the legal, not woke, sense) and power.

          7. wdalasio

            By criminalizing it, we have deemed women less capable of resisting economic and social pressure, so that they must be protected by Big Daddy State.

            To be fair, I do think it should be illegal, as well. Managers demanding sexual favors are effectively stealing from shareholders. Either the candidate is optimal for the job, in which case the shareholders are being threatened with losing optimal performance or they’re not, in which case shareholders are subjected to dead wood. Managers shouldn’t have carte blanche to self-deal from the position of authority which is given them as a position of trust by the shareholders.

          8. R C Dean

            Managers demanding sexual favors are effectively stealing from shareholders.

            If hiring suboptimal candidates for open positions is theft, then we have a crime wave in every company in the country.

            Managers shouldn’t have carte blanche to self-deal from the position of authority which is given them as a position of trust by the shareholders.

            I agree. The shareholders can bring a civil action against such managers (oddly, companies very rarely go after people who directly steal actual cash, so I doubt they are going to break cover for indirect and difficult to prove damages for something like this). Breach of fiduciary duties is very rarely treated as criminal in and of itself, though. Where you see it prosecuted, its usually in conjunction with some other crime (generally, fraud).

            I guess what I’m mostly getting at is, why is the same infraction treated so differently when it involves sex? If I hire a guy after he agrees to do some landscaping for me, mostly a big yawn. If I hire a chick after she blows me, OMG.

          9. wdalasio

            If I hire a guy after he agrees to do some landscaping for me, mostly a big yawn. If I hire a chick after she blows me, OMG.

            Oh, I definitely think the hypocrisy is absurd. But, in both cases, it’s a pretty clear breach of fiduciary duty. Yeah, in most cases it won’t get prosecuted. That doesn’t make it any fairer or more just to the shareholders.

          10. TK

            Oh, I definitely think the hypocrisy is absurd. But, in both cases, it’s a pretty clear breach of fiduciary duty. Yeah, in most cases it won’t get prosecuted. That doesn’t make it any fairer or more just to the shareholders.

            You don’t think the physical, psychological and bodily impact of sex is any different from doing a landscaping job?

          11. wdalasio

            You don’t think the physical, psychological and bodily impact of sex is any different from doing a landscaping job?

            That’s not for me or you to decide, as long as the transaction is consensual. If the person on the other side of the transaction is willing to pay said price, that’s for them to figure out. The moral problem comes in that the person offering the job in exchange for sex or landscaping is misappropriating that job to his own benefit.

          12. invisible finger

            Wouldn’t finding out the sex appeal of a relatively unknown actress be one’s fiduciary duty for a film company?

          13. TK

            That’s not for me or you to decide, as long as the transaction is consensual.

            Is it consensual if you take a business meeting and the other person suddenly shows up naked?

          14. Jefe Hayek

            There was more than one complaint of straight up, forced oral sex. Also, threatening to ruin someone’s career (and legitimately having that power) if they tell anyone is definitely a form of coercion that I’m not going to give much leeway

          15. R C Dean

            I’m devil’s advocating here, mostly.

            OK, threatening to ruin someone’s career if they talk about having sex with you (or refusing to have sex with you) is a pretty extreme form of pressure. Any reason to limit criminalizing threats to ruin your career only to those that are related to sex?

            Perhaps a different question should be: Why do we need to use the government to limit/punish this kind of activity/ Why isn’t civil society up to the task?

          16. Jefe Hayek

            Would someone saying, “if you don’t pay me $1 million, then I will make sure you can never work in your profession again” not also be illegal?

            Of course, you’re also treating these interactions as somehow purely clinically business exchanges. He more than once kept women from leaving by blocking the door and he had a habit of inviting women to secluded, private places where he controlled the means of egress. That is a legitimate, non-nu-WOKE, form of coercion.

            If I invite you to my house under the auspices of a business deal, lock all the doors behind me, confiscate your cellphone, and pull out a loaded gun, but never explicitly say I’m going to harm you if you don’t agree to whatever terms are favorable to me, I have still morally and legally coerced you against your will. Sure, I never flat out said I’d kill you, but you would have obviously been under duress.

            Given that, a woman or man, alone in a room with this person who is demonstrating that they will not accept your “terms” of the deal gets more and more agitated is under a pretty reasonable definition of duress

          17. R C Dean

            I think that, if nothing else, this gets at what we mean by coercion and how fuzzy it is.

            Violence or credible threats of violence (like your loaded gun) – no question.

            Being a rude asshole and making it difficult to leave (without ever laying hands on you or making a credible threat of violence) – that’s getting pretty broad and leaves me looking for the edges of the definition.

            Threatening economic consequences – again, to a point this is ordinary business negotiation. Where do we draw the line?

            I gotta say, though, that any woman who went with ol’ Harvey to a private, secluded location was either terminally naive, given his reputation, or agreeing to an implicit quid pro quo.

            Its messy and sloppy, and I’m not finding any principled boundaries to a legal standard that I’m super happy with. Including one that would say “As long as nobody pulled a gun, its all good.”

          18. Nephilium

            So Legit already knew about this? In the episode, Jim Jefferies is forced to go down on a movie producer (played by Carrie Fisher) in order to get a part.

          19. R C Dean

            Last one, then I gotta run.

            Would someone saying, “if you don’t pay me $1 million, then I will make sure you can never work in your profession again” not also be illegal?

            Sounds like blackmail. There has been a long and interesting scholarly debate about why it is, and whether it should be, illegal. That debate centers on the assumption that the blackmailer will be doing no more than releasing true information if not paid. For a more generalized threat against someone’s professional career, would it matter what the person doing the extorting planned, or did, do to ruin a career? If that action isn’t independently wrong, should the threat to do it be illegal?

          20. TK

            I gotta say, though, that any woman who went with ol’ Harvey to a private, secluded location was either terminally naive, given his reputation, or agreeing to an implicit quid pro quo.

            I don’t think they agreed to anything other than a meeting with a man that could metaphorically shoot their career into the stratosphere with a thumbs up and a nod. Its completely absurd to assume what you stated above.

          21. invisible finger

            ” Keep in mind, these actresses were free agents, not employees,”

            Since they are free agents – no more Old Hollywood with the 7-year contracts and perpetual options – competition for those above-scale jobs is more intense. The breakdown of the old system made the casting couch even more common.

            It all seems so interesting that Weinstein is going through this just days after Hefner kicks the bucket. Hef’s genius is that he didn’t hide anything. Harv should have played it like that instead of his chicken-shit approach.

          22. invisible finger

            I’m not buying the naiivete of women who on their own volition went into the sex appeal business. Ol’ Harv wasn’t trying to find the next great concert violinist or mezzo-soprano.

          23. R C Dean

            I don’t think they agreed to anything other than a meeting with a man that could metaphorically shoot their career into the stratosphere with a thumbs up and a nod.

            A private meeting in a secluded location with a notorious lech in an industry famous for the casting couch? If you really are so naive that you go into that meeting not expecting to be hit on, at a minimum, then you are incompetent to manage your own affairs and should have a guardian.

          24. TK

            A private meeting in a secluded location with a notorious lech in an industry famous for the casting couch? If you really are so naive that you go into that meeting not expecting to be hit on, at a minimum, then you are incompetent to manage your own affairs and should have a guardian.

            “You shouldn’t have walked down that dark alley, you were basically asking to get mugged!”

          25. invisible finger

            “You were a damned victim of the guy.”

            No, they were willing accomplices.

  51. SugarFree

    Lindsay Lohan is on Harvey Weinstein’s Side!

    So, like, 100% guilty then, right?

    1. Q Continuum

      She just enjoys withered hairy (((cock))) attached to soft, dissipated bodies.

      1. SugarFree

        So you’re saying I’ve got a shot?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Only if you have copious volumes of cash and blow.

    2. wdalasio

      Or the rest of the Hollywood crowd has even less integrity than Lindsay Lohan?

    3. Number.6

      I’m coming to the conclusion that Lohan is this generation’s Mae West.

      So many of the quotes could have plausibly been said by either of them, but one (possibly apocryphal) quote went something like:

      Minor B Actor: “I’d really like to f*ck you”

      Mae West: “If you do, and I find out, there will be big trouble”

    4. Gilmore

      she continued in that inexplicable accent of hers:

      she has an accent?

      jesus.

    5. Gilmore

      In an interview with Deadline published Tuesday, Damon said his and Crowe’s 2004 call to Waxman was about something completely innocuous—a”one-minute” chat about working with producer Fabrizio Lombardo—and that he “is not the story.” He added:

      “”For the record, I would never, ever, ever try to kill a story like that””

      In my mind i see one of those giant meat grinders, and there’s a conveyor-belt carting celebrities toward it, and they’re clawing and pushing each other to make sure the other person gets ground-up before they do.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Public Enemy Number One strikes again

    The Trump administration formally proposed on Tuesday to roll back yet another of President Barack Obama’s efforts to position the United States as a global leader in the fight against climate change. The move, though widely anticipated, was deeply disheartening.

    Leaving aside the particulars of this action, I am struck by how completely unselfaware this statement is. I shouldn’t be, but I am.

    If the President has unlimited power to do the things you want, he also has unlimited power to do things you abhor. The answer is not to pray for an all knowing messiah to bestow the grace of his benevolence upon you, it is to limit the power of the office, so as to limit the potential damage the man who holds it can do.

    1. wdalasio

      If the President has unlimited power to do the things you want, he also has unlimited power to do things you abhor.

      You know, I tried explaining this to some acquaintances with regard to Mr. Obama’s Executive Actions. It’s like they couldn’t conceive that their policies might ever be rolled back.

      1. Raven Nation

        I had one friend openly say she was all in favor of executive orders just not the ones she disagreed with. It seems to me the sad outcome of this kind of thinking (on both sides) is going to be ever-increasing angry & vicious campaigns to get your person in the presidency.

        1. wdalasio

          And they don’t even get how transitory an EO actually is. All you need is another executive to disagree with it and, poof, it’s gone. Yeah, going out and convincing people and working out compromises it tough. You don’t automatically get everything you want. But, at least then, you know it’s done.

      2. Hyperion

        Just remember, back in 2004, the Democrats were all proclaiming a 1000 year reign of progtopia. 4 years after that they lost the house, 8 year after the Senate and the presidency. Leftists don’t think, they emote. Emoting typically leads to different outcomes than you have imagined.

        1. spqr2008

          Ein 1000 year Reich!!!!!

        2. I think you mean 2006.

    2. Suthenboy

      I remember a number of times trolls at TOS wishing that Obama be made King for life and have unlimited power. The responses were appalled and pointed out just what you point out now. They fell on deaf ears.

      I have noticed that the dumber one is, the less they are able to make fine distinctions or understand subtle concepts then the more likely one is to lean left.

  53. Michael

    One of my favorite things about the Trump administration is how brazenly they like to fuck with the media:

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/11/politics/sarah-sanders-trump-taxes/index.html

    Sure, Chris. This is a very important point with a sophisticated level of nuance that only you can be trusted to report upon, and it is therefore imperative that the administration kowtow to your every request. What would we, the vulgar plebeians yearning for your sacred truth, ever do without you?

    1. trshmnstr

      CNN;DR

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Parse the shit out of shit you don’t like, unquestioningly accept shit you do (see Russian election meddling). It’s the MSM’s MO.

    3. straffinrun

      When you have people openly pushing to be taxed more, the helicopter ride meme makes more and more sense.

  54. Gustave Lytton

    Poor cop judgement category: bike cop inside one of the terminals at LAX riding through at a pretty good pace. Didn’t see him run over a kid or anyone else. Yet.

    1. Gilmore

      I think merely being a “bike cop” in the first place requires a nonstop sequence of bad judgment extending over an entire lifetime.

      1. Chipwooder

        I know a lot of people hate Denis Leary, but his bit about bike cops is pretty funny.

    2. commodious spittoon

      LAX didn’t want to spring for Segway?

    3. Playa Manhattan

      They’ve spent BILLIONS upgrading the terminals at LAX, and they don’t look any better.

      1. R C Dean

        I think they’ve charged billions to the account for upgrading the terminals. How much actually got spent upgrading the terminals is a different question.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          The paparazzi-proof exit in Terminal 6 is open for VIPs. Great use of our tax dollars.

  55. Q Continuum

    Anyone ever heard of these guys?

    https://zenithfirearms.com/

    Bargain basement type stuff, but they have a pretty nice looking stainless Commander-sized 1911 that I’m interested in. It would just be for range fun.

    1. Tundra

      That the right link?

        1. Number.6

          Wow, that almost falls into the price category of “Saturday Night Specials”.

          I bet most of their buyers are cops looking to snag a cheap throwdown piece.

          1. Number.6

            Hickock likes everything that Buds Gun Shop sends him!

            From the research, it’s an “OK” 1911 clone built in Turkey. I’m sure it works – Turkish firearms are all pretty good now, although I’d check in the mag well when it’s delivered to make sure there aren’t any Syrian “refugees” hiding in there.

    2. Raston Bot

      Never heard of them. Appears to be a new small manufacturer targeting LEOs and military with mostly 9MM mp5 knockoffs.

      1. Tundra

        Looks like the 1911s are Tisas.

      2. Raston Bot

        and their guns are made in Turkey by MKE which is a govt-controlled manufacturer.

    3. bacon-magic

      My gun buddy with the biggest arsenal just linked that to me yesterday…says they are quality for the price.

    1. Q Continuum

      Already been posted, but bears repeating as often as possible to demonstrate what happens when Leftists get what they want.

      My response, as before: Just secede already.

      1. Hyperion

        But they’ll never use this law that they created! Never!

    2. The Elite Elite

      Yup, spread HIV, you’re fine. Call someone the “wrong” pronoun, off to jail!

  56. KSuellington

    So the trial has begun in SF for a guy who is accused of bludgeoning five people to death in 2012. He was a previously convicted violent felon and illegal immigrant from Vietnam, but Vietnam did not want him back and since we lost that war we have to do what they say.

    http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Trial-begins-in-massacre-of-five-people-in-a-San-12267933.php

    1. Q Continuum

      5 lives is a small price to pay for not deporting someone. He deserves as much of a shot at the American Dream as anyone else! I say give him probation.

      1. KSuellington

        In the articles back in 2012 I don’t remember any mention of him being here illegally, sorry, being undocumented. When I heard he was I figured it was due to some sancutary city bullshit, but he actually went through deportation proceedings after an armed robbery, it was just that Vietnam did not really want him back. Which is understandable.

      2. Hyperion

        And you really can’t blame him, the karaoke machines in SF really sucked!

        1. pan fried wylie

          sorry, the response we were looking for as to why you couldn’t really blame him for the bludgeoning deaths of five people….

          *drum roll*

          Survey Says: All 5 tried bitching at him about smoking in public.

  57. A Leap at the Wheel

    Class, your assignment is to compare and contrast:

    Falsness, pitching a fit at your own readers that call you out on your derpitude

    Dear stupid dumb fucks who have recently taken to asserting that the founders of MetalSucks do not understand, like, or care about heavy metal,
    We’re normally not ones to gloat, but we feel compelled to point something out:
    We are more fucking metal than you will ever be.

    and

    MetalSucks is uncompromising. You know what we wouldn’t do if all we cared about was money and traffic? CONSTANTLY TALK SHIT ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. If you think that has somehow endeared us to advertisers and has never ever cost us a cent, you think wrong.

    and

    Fans of relatively mainstream metal bust our chops for spending too much time on underground shit; fans of underground shit bust our chops for spending too much time on mainstream stuff. It seems like people expected us to choose a side, so to speak — like we couldn’t possibly enjoy the bands covered by Revolver and the bands covered by Decibel.

    Not to our non-metal-head reader – both Revolver and Decibel are the walking embodiment of false and mainstream. Neither are “underground shit.”
    finally (derp level approaching 9000)

    MetalSucks is transgressive. And nobody seems to disagree that being transgressive is metal. Yet, somehow, a good portion of you miss that you cannot be conservative and transgressive… and that being intolerant is conservative.

    Now contrast with
    The Real Story Behind the Spiritual Black Metal Blues of Zeal and Ardor’s ‘Devil Is Fine’

    I came across Zeal and Ardor by chance, lured in by a friend at Reflection Records’ description of the band as a blend of “African American spirituals, blues, and black metal.” In a world that’s given us the hybridized likes of Panopticon, Dreadlords, and Blood Cult (not to mention the legions of straight-up folk metal bands out there), how could any discerning music fan worth their record hoard not investigate something like that?

    and

    Did you always have the idea of incorporating these spirituals? Where did that come from?
    Actually, that was the first idea and I just kind of sucked it up for a long time until I got there. You know 4Chan, that weird website? I have another project called Birdmask and I post anonymously [on the music board] to get feedback because they’re brutally honest and don’t give a shit about you. I used to make these threads where I would ask people for musical genres; one would post “swing”, and the other would post “hardcore gabber techno” and I’d fuse the two and make a song of it in 30 minutes. One day, someone said “[REDACTED] music” and another said “black metal.” I didn’t make the song then, but it stuck with me, and I thought it was an interesting idea.

    Sorry, just to make sure I have it down correctly, what were the two genres originally requested? I think I’m mishearing something.
    No, that’s right, they said [REDACTED] music. It was black metal [REDACTED] music.

    Check it out here

    1. Chipwooder

      tl;dr, heading off to listen to Rust In Peace.

    2. Gilmore

      this is all very gay, and not in the good, homosexual way.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Those salty tears are going to ruin his corpsepaint.

    4. robc

      Can someone translate for me?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        SJW metal blog revels in derp, lashes out at readers, claims mantle of transgressive. Transgression metal produced by racist 4chan joke. (The music is actually great)

    5. commodious spittoon

      This is as good a time as any to bring up the music blog I’m starting, MusicSucks, in which I’ll review podcasts exclusively and abuse my music-listening audience.

    1. Q Continuum

      At least she didn’t use the wrong pronoun, she’d be off to the gulag!

    2. Number.6

      Maybe it was violation of some kind of ‘truth in advertizing’ policy.

    3. straffinrun

      So which edit faerie will be by to fix that link? Bad teeth with smoking body is my type. That way I know I have a chance.

      1. Hyperion

        Britain is your place to score, baby.

        1. Number.6

          He said bad teeth and “smokin Body”.

          Not

          “Bad teeth and a smokers‘ body” – although I have to admit that despite being smokers, Liz Hurley and Kate Beckinsale are relatively easy on the eye.

          1. Hyperion

            I hate to tell you this, you’ve missed out, there are plenty of British women with smoking hot bodies. Milfs galore, who cares about teeth when you get the T&A?

          2. Number.6

            It’s odd. All that time I spent there, and I got to meet very few.

            Maybe I should have changed my name to Tonto Goldberg.

          3. Number.6

            The “nobody looks at the mantelpiece while they’re stoking the fire” defense, huh? 🙂

          4. Q Continuum

            G-d invented paper bags for a reason.

          5. Number.6

            That’s where I used to go wrong.

            I used plastic shopping bags and duck tape. For a while, they’d be really freaky and animated, which was great, and then they’d stop moving – which was kinda disappointing, ‘cos I was just getting warmed up.

          6. pan fried wylie

            i believe the correct spelling is “fuck” tape. autocorrect?

      2. Count Potato

        URL isn’t broken.

        1. straffinrun

          Cut and paste. I’m just lazy.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        Bad teeth with smoking body is my type

        Meth den?

    4. R C Dean

      That’s what it looks like when you apply “hostile workplace” norms equally to everyone.

    5. tarran

      Poor girl…. Fired over a typpe-o…

      It’s clear that what she meant to write was the petty side of gaming.

    6. Hyperion

      “Female Game Developer Fired For Calling Other Women ‘Pretty’”

      WTF? Women notice and call other women pretty way more often than even men do. And I’m talking about the hetero ones.

    7. wdalasio

      She should respond “Did I say ‘pretty’? I meant petty!”

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Tom Friedman is very very concerned

    Every week we are coming to realize that we do not know the depth of this Russian hacking — and that the people who did it were incredibly sophisticated, not only about the technology platforms but also about which districts and demographics to target with just the right inflammatory messages.

    America’s democracy is built on two principles: truth and trust. We trust that our elections are fair and that enables our peaceful rotations of power. And we trust that the news we get from our mainstream outlets is true and that it is corrected if it is not. And we expect our president to defend both. But today many people are getting news from platforms that are easily polluted by Russian or other hackers with fake news. And our president is a liar who refuses to hold Russia to account for anything. It’s a terrible combination.

    We can’t have people out there talking among themselves with no gatekeepers. Bring on the regulators!

    1. Chipwooder

      But what did his cabdriver in Kuala Lumpur say about it?

      1. Juvenile Bluster
    2. Hyperion

      Friedman should be concerned that if the NTYs ever fold, there’s no place left for anyone as retarded as him and Bruni. Both of them will be hobos, as god intended.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      Trust, eh?

      But not enough trust to ask voters for ID?

      1. wdalasio

        What Friedman doesn’t get is that the MSM squandered its trust. If the MSM hadn’t been so consistently and obviously in the tank acting as Democratic political operatives, the public would have been willing to continue to rely on them.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          That and they’re still trying to come to the terms with the fact that they outright rooted for Trump in the primaries and completely cleared the path to his nomination.

    4. Slammer

      I still don’t understand the whole Russia and the Election thing.

      Fake news?

      What fake news? Everything exposed about Hillary was true.

      If anything Trump’s “Fake News” accusations are legit.

      The MSM was totally in the tank for Hillary, and she lost so they’re making the Russia shit up.

      1. Suthenboy

        ^This^

        It was never anything other than an excuse that Hillary pulled straight out of her ass. No amount of screeching and wishing is going to make it true.

        1. Fatty Bolger

          If there was a shred of proof of actual collusion it would have been plastered all over the MSM by now.

        2. Number.6

          Let’s not forget where the Obama “Birther” story originated too.

          Same ass, different propaganda.

    5. wdalasio

      Every week we are coming to realize that we do not know the depth of this Russian hacking Tom Friedman molesting little boys

      Hey, it has about as much substance as Friedman’s contention.

      1. Suthenboy

        No, actually the statement ‘we do not know the depth of this Russian hacking’ is completely true.

    6. Fatty Bolger

      And we trust that the news we get from our mainstream outlets is true and that it is corrected if it is not.

      Since when? That’s a bunch of historically inaccurate bullshit.

    7. Microaggressor

      Every week we are coming to realize that we do not know the depth of…

      Insert conspiracy theory of your choice.

  59. Gilmore

    i don’t know why this is funny, but it made me laugh

    https://twitter.com/TrueDilTom/status/917966912025395200

      1. straffinrun

        Don’t get the first one other than anything Tucker does is funny. Second is perfect. This isn’t funny at all.

        1. Gilmore

          anything Tucker does is funny

          which is probably why he’s a very unconvincing when he gets serious and tells people helicopter memes are like, bad.

        2. So the lesson is FDR was a racist dickshit?

          1. We already knew that.

        3. Gilmore

          Everytime i see Adam what’shisname, i feel the urge to throw a mike-tyson-esque uppercut

          1. wdalasio

            I disagree. An uppercut misses the true joy and aesthetic of punching what is perhaps the most punchable face in human history. I mean, sure, you get the chin. But that leaves the nose, cheeks and upper mouth unpunched.

          2. I have to go with ‘What is a Roundhouse Kick’, Alex.

    1. Chipwooder

      The fuck is that?

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Did somebody say Saturday night special?

    1. Chipwooder

      +1 barrel that’s so blue and cold

    2. Count Potato

      I’m surprised there aren’t way more guns even less expensive than that.

      1. Number.6

        There are.

        Jiminez Arms are still in business. High Point too.

        I think the Keltec PMR30 is down in that price range too, as long as you have no objection to owning a lightweight plastic club.

        1. Count Potato

          If 22 WMR weren’t such a terrible round for a semi-auto, it shouldn’t be a “plastic club”. Most guns are very mature technology. Making one that works well should be easy. There must be some government interference involved if some factory in Asia can’t make $50 revolvers.

          1. Number.6

            Well, that’s the whole point isn’t it. There’s government interference all the way down.

          2. spqr2008

            That would put cheap guns near the hands of peasants, and as Mao said: [“Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.” Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party. ]

    3. Raston Bot

      .38spl doesn’t make my hand hurt just looking at it like so many other snubbies.

  61. Q Continuum

    More 90s desert rock nostalgia.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOzHFegCbwk

  62. Bobarian LMD

    For our fooseboll fans

    1. Q Continuum

      No football fans in LA either.

      https://www.wsj.com/articles/californias-breakup-with-the-nfl-1507650531?tesla=y

      Oh you meant the *non*-incredibly-boring stops play every 10 seconds for 5 minute long commercial breaks, Neanderthals smashing their brains into mashed potatoes, lots of convicted felons version of football. Carry on.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      But with (Euro) football I get to go hang out in a bar with a bunch of drunken English and Irish ex-pats and drink at 7:30 in the morning. Do you get that with your pansy American football? No, you don’t.

      1. R C Dean

        Do you get that with your pansy American football?

        You need to get to more Big 10 games. I’ve been to tailgate parties that started the night before the game.

        1. spqr2008

          Yep, went to the UC-Michigan game this year with my brother (UC grad who lives and works in AA). His co workers (Michigan grads) were there before we were (at 7 AM they said), and we got there just after 8:15 AM.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            When I was in Kansas City during the MartyBall era, the tailgate would start on Friday night (Red Friday).

        2. LSU games have 24 hour pregame tailgating. Some years ago they moved a game to Friday, thinking that would thwart the lot of bourbon swilling tailgaters…nope, they just showed up on Thursday.

          1. Chipwooder

            People are drunk throughout the weekend at the Georgia-Florida games in Jacksonville, also known as the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.

    1. Q Continuum

      The problem with the politicization of everything is that it’s essentially impossible to not see a political angle to this. It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you.

  63. Gilmore

    I just learned that the new york times has a job title called, “Audience Strategy Editor

    and that, basically, the sort of “templating” that Mic did is something every media org now does, all the time, with everything

    i think in ye olden days, it would have been called ‘marketing’; but i think its gone to a higher level now, where they’re marketing-their-marketing. What are they selling? stories. the product *is* marketing.

    in the pre-internet days, you couldn’t get the sort of data on what people read, and how long they read it, and how they react (comment), and how “valuable” a story was from the POV of an advertiser. It was all just ‘content’ and it was prioritized based on what was actually happening in the world.

    Now, they can literally track the difference between wordings of headlines… and benchmark what is more ‘effective’ (from pov of clicks), completely independent on the nature of the content. The content is basically meaningless, because no matter what it is, it will be pumped through the marketing-filter to ensure its most-sellable.

    1. Michael

      I just learned that they also have a Gender Editor, so what you posted doesn’t shock or surprise me at all.

      https://www.poynter.org/news/she-wrote-feminist-fight-club-now-shes-going-fight-gender-coverage-nyt

    2. tacticalpillow

      I’m not at all surprised that they’d split-test their articles.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    I just learned that the new york times has a job title called, “Audience Strategy Editor”

    “Political Officer” sounds so old-fashioned.

    1. Q Continuum

      How ’bout “propagandist”?

      1. Akira

        I favor “Liaison to the Democratic Party”.

    2. Number.6

      Kommisar?

      1. Tundra

        Alles klar?

      2. F. Stupidity Jr.
  65. Q Continuum

    This guy may be overstating a little when he says that Hollywood is “destroyed”.

    https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2017/10/10/harvey-weinstein-destroyed-hollywood-now/

    1. Number.6

      Well, Roger has a vested interest in saying that. He’s been saying that for years – not likely he’s going to un-say it now.

  66. Chipwooder

    Oh, this is too fucking funny – the car I often end up parking behind at work has a Friends of Tibet license plate (VA has a million specialty plates). Today it also has a new sticker – an IWW sticker. Apparently he doesn’t get the cognitive dissonance between repression by ChiComs in Tibet and pimping a Commie front organization.

    1. Michael

      You should buy one of these and surreptitiously add it to their collection.

      https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/1826482-lenin-dark-humor-is-like-food-not-everyone-gets-it?product_id=1918

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Justice will be had

    Slide Fire is already under attack in the courts. Because bump stocks are an accessory without functioning mechanical parts, the company may fall outside the protections of a 2005 federal law shielding gun and ammunition makers from being held liable for gun violence. On Oct. 6 three victims of the shooting filed a class-action suit against Slide Fire and unnamed manufacturers, accusing the industry of negligence. “Paddock could not have injured so many people without a bump stock,” the complaint states.

    The suit, filed on behalf of the victims by the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence in Nevada state court, argues that bump stocks are an accessory under Slide Fire’s own definition and as such aren’t covered by the federal shield law. “A bump stock is not a firearm, and it is not ammunition,” says Avery Gardiner, chief legal officer of the Brady Center. “It does not qualify for immunity.” The suit aims to recover unspecified damages as well as funds to pay for the victims’ counseling, treatment for emotional distress, and some medical monitoring for everyone who attended the Las Vegas concert.

    Those noble and selfless truthseekers from the Brady Campaign will make everything right.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      >bump stocks are an accessory without functioning mechanical parts

      Um, wat? Do they only include non-functioning mechanical parts? Do they only contain functioning spiritual parts? Are they made only from arm things that go up.. actually they are arm things that go up.

      I think I just blew my own mind.

    2. R C Dean

      The scumbag lawyer left out one of the protected categories. Xe lists firearm and ammunition as protected, but leaves out “a component part of a firearm”, also protected.

    3. tacticalpillow

      Expert witness: “Asshole could have killed hundreds had he practiced a bit more, used decent optics, aimed each shot, and fired at a controlled rate. Bump firing saved lives.”

  68. The Late P Brooks

    Apparently he doesn’t get the cognitive dissonance between repression by ChiComs in Tibet and pimping a Commie front organization.

    “Free Tibet!”

    “From whom?”

    “The KochBros, man. Who else?”

    It’s almost like they don’t even know who Tibet’s oppressors actually are.