Thursday Afternoon Links

And lo, it is Thursday. The day before the end of the week. My brain has finally managed to rend its way free of this illness miasma and worked today. It was crazy maintaining the same thought for more than five minutes.

That sonofabitch Trump MADE Puerto Rican officials withhold hurricane relief.

Can one be a Nazi and also part of (((New World Order)))? Asking for my friend, Don.

That sonofabitch Trump is pissing off state insurance regulators? I read these articles and articles posted by certain other people like Russians used to read Pravda. I assume this will be at worst no less effective than the status quo, and at worst positively affect some people’s ability to receive affordable healthcare.

SugarFree’s pancreas may not work, but he had plenty of spleen to vent about Slate proposing the Library of Congress take over Gawker. I’m trying to think of a good off-line analogy. Maybe they should take over Playboy now that its a bombed out shell of its former self.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug — 80s Hair Metal, lazy edition.

Comments

376 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Links”

    1. Q Continuum

      Well, she’s just a dirty whore, so why should we care what she thinks?

      /sarc

    2. Just Say’n

      She needs more pics on the website. Just a thought

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        If you look through her twitter feed, there’s enough nudes to feed you for a while. Just sayin’.

        1. Just Say’n

          Thanks for the tip. You’re a good man

        2. PBRstreetgang

          “Thanks for the tip” – That’s what she said.

          1. Just Say’n

            Nice

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            To the leper

        3. Q Continuum

          I’m rather surprised she shows her face that much on her twitter feed.

      2. Jefe Hayek

        Ehh. Pass

        1. NOT a Naked Intruder

          I haveta admit, I was thinking that maybe you were being a bit harsh.

          But, yeah.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Goddamn spectacular.

    4. But Enough About Me

      Maggie rocks.

      And Clinton’s sycophantic clique can lick me.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wow.

      And I had no idea about that Clinton stunt. Disgusting.

      1. But Enough About Me

        I keep praying for Clinton to stroke out, and God keeps refusing to grant me my wish. We must have been very, very bad to deserve her continued existence in the public eye.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          We’re all paying for OMWC’s sins.

        2. Mad Scientist

          Just so long as she strokes out in front of cameras so we can make funny gifs of it.

          1. HM once posted that gif with “already nutted but she still suckin’”. So tasteless. So beautiful.

          2. Mad Scientist

            That’s the one I was looking for, but couldn’t find it.

        3. Why stroke out now? She’s lost a huge share of her power, and her refusal to acknowledge this and stay in the news combined with her huge amount of baggage is one of the worst things happening to Team Blue right now.

          1. invisible finger

            Exactly. They are so committed to eating their own now I have no desire to see it stop.

    6. butt-head

      Holy fucking shit. That’s even worse than SNL’s “Hallelujah” performance after the election.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        But Remy had a great response, back in the before times before TOS went complete TDS.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXol8TBaYs

        1. TOS still puts out some good content on occassion (Our Amazing Debt, Libertarian GoT). It’s just that the trolls and cosmo-ing is so prevalent it makes it hard to find the gems.

          1. butt-head

            I encountered a drawn-out HazelMeade vs. John session, and found it fascinating. It was a lot of talking (screeching) past each other, not addressing each other’s points (to the extent that they had coherent points, which was rare), attacking strawmen. Would be a good example for teaching people about logical fallacies and rhetoric and debate.

          2. Microaggressor

            John : pot, Mexicans, and ass sex :: HazelMeade : guns, confederate flags, and discrimination

            I wish I was joking.

        2. Count Potato

          Remy is awesome.

      2. $10 says every woman who wrote in was, shall we say encouraged to write them by the higher ups.

    7. AlmightyJB

      That was awesome

  1. Pine_Tree

    first?

    first first, if so

    1. Pine_Tree

      danggit

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      The extra words killed it for you. Keep going though bud, you’ll get there.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It definitely wasn’t first-first.

    4. CPRM

      BTDubbs, anyone know why Eugene never came over?

  2. Just Say’n

    I wöüldn’t cönsider Mötley Crüe (please insert döts edit fairy) as ‘hair metal’. In the sense that there söngs weren’t all a bünch öf silly ballads and pöp-y singles ala Pöisön ör White Snake

    Edit Faerie: I halped!

    1. ö is U+00F6 and ü is U+00FC.

      1. If you’re on Windows, that’s Alt+0246 and Alt+0252. But I’ve got a keyboard driver that allows me to enter them directly.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          ^He’s “special”.

          /Not polite to point

          1. Maybe driver isn’t the right word, but you can select keyboard layouts via the control panel. One for Western European languages, and one for русский язык.

      2. Q Continuum

        “Furriner’s typin’ furrin stuff! Git im!”

    2. Tundra

      No, they were silly pseudo-metal. But who cares, it was a fun time!

      The other day someone said never to read YT comments, but this is why that’s not always good advice:

      arkady714
      1 year ago
      Yes, son, there really was a time when grown, heterosexual men got their hair perms and dyed blonde, put on mascara, wore black and pink spandex and got pussy. It was called the 1980s. I swear it’s true. I was there.

      1. kbolino

        You shouldn’t read YT comments, but you should skim them. There are some real gems in there.

      2. Chipwooder

        The bands who sported that look had overwhelmingly female fan bases – Motley Crue, Poison, Def Leppard, Warrant, et al. I think that’s why I liked Metallica so much as a kid – they just wore black jeans and t-shirts

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Whitesnake wasn’t all cheesy ballads and pop dreck. Here’s proof:

      https://youtu.be/1qqAtPV-kgs

      There’s also…wait, that’s about it.

      1. invisible finger

        Whitesnake was decent before Coverdale sold his soul to David Geffen.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          He sold his soul to bang Tawny.

          This is how the Devil got back at him.

          1. Chafed

            Yikes!

          2. SimonD

            That’s why you should ALWAYS read the fine print.

    4. commodious spittoon

      Edit fairy es en fuego today.

    5. But Enough About Me

      Oooooh! Oooooh! Lemme try:

      Ï wöüldn’t cönsïdër Mötlëy Crüë (plëäsë ïnsërt döts ëdït fäïrÿ) as ‘häïr mëtäl’. Ïn thë sënsë thät thëïre söngs wërën’t äll ä bünch öf sïlly bälläds änd pöp-ÿ sïnglës à la Pöisön ör Whïtë Snäkë.

      This is fun! Lotta work, though . . .

      1. But Enough About Me

        Huh. Missed an “i”. All the vowels start to look the same after a while.

        1. jesse.in.mb

          Ctrl+H is your friend, friendo

          1. But Enough About Me

            Nah. Too impersonal.

  3. Q Continuum

    Think of how much money the FedGov could waste if they had something like this to tax?

    http://www.thecannabist.co/2017/10/11/colorado-marijuana-sales-august-2017-tax-data/89751/

    1. ArchieBunker

      Don’t give em any ideas just yet. I need one more summer to grow the mother load so I can climb out of povery

  4. grrizzly

    Deflection in abuse syndrome: Are Hollywood Actresses really angry at Conservative men? Or is it all just a sham?

    The simple answer to the question is: Yes. But not because conservative men have abused them. Because they are forced to be silent, for various sociological and psychological reasons, about their abuse at the hands of the ‘in-crowd’ of liberals by which they are surrounded. And they lash out at any convenient target.

    It’s all part of abuse syndrome, people. I’d wondered about it for some time but the ‘revelations’ about Harvey Weinstein just make it crystal clear. People who are subject to long-term abuse MUST find an outlet for the anger that bubbles in them all the time. They don’t, dare not for various reasons, lash out at their abusers. Think of children in abusive homes. How can they lash out at their parents who are abusing them? They are powerless. So they become bullies in turn.

    Conservatives are an easy target. OBVIOUSLY they are worse than the ‘good’ and ‘decent’ liberal men who talk about how important feminism is all the time. Then abuse them. Conservatives HAVE to be worse! They HAVE to be! It’s just not getting reported, just as the abuse they are subjected to by the Harvey Weinsteins of the world is not reported. And since the people around them are ‘their’ tribe, they must, for various psychological reasons, be ‘good’ or at least ‘better’ than the enemy tribe.

    1. Q Continuum

      I read that earlier today, it’s a good one. Seems like a variation of Stockholm Syndrome.

    2. thepasswordispassword

      It’s always projection.

      I do sometimes worry about this kind of mindreading, that way lies “false consciousness”

      1. Brett L

        Thanks for explaining my problems with the article better than I could. Its awfully convenient that the crisis of the moment happens to explain some behavior you don’t like in your political opponents.

        1. butt-head

          This. It’s profoundly dubious.

    3. I wonder how much of it is “lashing out” and how much is simply becoming the mask. Hollywood types live and die based on their connections, and it is well known that the Hollywppd elite have a strong prog streak. These people act for a living, of course they’re going to act like they’re goodthinkers and hate wrongthink. Of course, acting is just roleplaying, and play the role long enough and you can start to internalize it.

  5. Jefe Hayek

    Hamilton Nolan being a website’s economics writer should justify wiping it from the pages of history.

    Not only is he a full commie, he doesn’t even understand basic economic principles. But I repeat myself

  6. Q Continuum

    Ummmm…. ok?

    http://www.playboy.com/articles/responsibility-for-orgasm-gap (Mostly SFW)

    From the comments: “Speak for yourself. I expect my girlfriend to have 12-15 climaxes a day. I am 66, take tons of meds, twice a week is a triumph for me. I offer my GF goddess massages and techniques from “Slow Sex” so we have 4 sessions a day, and she comes 3 or 4 times each session. And I cook and clean up. Guys, it is easy, and to be around a woman who is drenched in Oxytocin is a super treat.” That sounds like a chore.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Dude’s committed, I’ll give him that.

    2. Count Potato

      Maybe he should get a place with electricity.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Or an air drop of D batteries.

      2. Or buy a giant pacific octopus.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          A DeWalt cordless reciprocating saw with “attachments”?

          1. But Enough About Me
      3. Q Continuum

        Or get a golden retriever and a Costco-sized jar of peanut butter.

        1. Number.6

          Somebody just lit the Riven Signal.

  7. Mad Scientist

    My brain has finally managed to rend its way free of this illness miasma and worked today.

    I assume this will be at worst no less effective than the status quo, and at worst…

    Go back to bed, Brett.

    1. GoCome back to bed, Brett.

      1. Just Say’n

        An interesting development

      2. But Enough About Me

        Naughty!

        I like it.

      3. bacon-magic

        Perks of on time links, bravo Brett.

  8. The Other Kevin

    This morning on the radio news the top story was how Trump threatened, via Twitter, to cut off disaster relief to PR. Actually, he said something like, we can’t provide disaster relief forever, and they are in an economic mess of their own making. Brett’s link puts that into a different context.

    1. National Coming Day?

      Enough with the euphemisms.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Every day is Coming Day for the guy Q linked to upthread.

  9. Yusef drives a Kia

    South park went Weinstein, Awesome funny!

  10. Count Potato

    Remember that anti-drug PSA with Rachael Leigh Cook in a skimpy tank top? Well there is a new video with Rachael Leigh Cook in a tank top against the war on drugs:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKXN6Vdr3g0

      1. jesse.in.mb

        Ahem, THIS is the original.

        1. Mad Scientist

          No, THIS is original.

        2. Count Potato

          You were able to ignore “Rachael Leigh Cook in a tank top”? The gay community must appreciate your dedication.

          1. jesse.in.mb

            They do, thank you for noticing. As a bonus here’s here all done up pretty like in She’s All That.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m hungry for eggs

      1. bacon-magic

        Mmmmm eggs.

        1. Q Continuum

          I’d think you’d want to stay as far away from eggs as possible.

          1. Natural combo. If very dangerous for the wild bacon to be near the domesticated egg.

          2. Indeed. In bacon and eggs, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.

    2. Tundra

      Excellent.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s all well and good but taking the racial angle is just counterproductive and it causes people who would otherwise be open to the message to dig in their heels. A swing and a miss.

      1. Count Potato

        I think the racial angle helps. It’s always been a racist policy.

        1. thrakkorzog

          The problem is that if you want to appeal to non-woke people . It is similar to having criminal justice reform, once a group like BLM takes it over, then it becomes linked with racial justice, which is already politicised. It would better to tell white people that the WOD screws up plenty of peoples’ lives, not just people with excess melanin.

          I’m not arguing that the WoD isn’t racist, but it is horrible for a lot of other reasons besides racism.

          1. Lackadaisical

            ^this, so much this.

            I feel like being associated with the race-agitators makes reform harder, because they accuse everyone everywhere of being racists, even their own ‘allies’. Who wants to be associated with that? I don’t think it is wrong or an error to mention or acknowledge the racial disparity, but the focus has to be on the general ridiculousness of the offense (going to jail for smoking a plant or eating a mushroom), the fact that more damage is done to society and the individual as a result of the war on drugs, not less and that the rights of the individual are infringed upon (Which of these you might reference, or stress will depend on your audience, assuming you actually want to convince them). I think it also becomes more difficult to reform if the racist results of the policy are presented as racist intentions of those who voted for/supported it. This means you’re trying to force people to lose face, and take blame- they *will* get defensive about it.

          2. Count Potato

            The thing is that the WoD is bipartisan. While it was started by racist progressives, it was pushed further by Republicans such as Nixon, Reagan, and Rockefeller. On the right, there are libertarian and constitutional conservatives who are against it, but they are too small a minority. On the left, you have a bunch of hippies, but they are too stoned to remember Election Day. So nothing will change. While BLM are mostly fringe SJW’s, the Congressional Black Caucus is around 45 votes. Democrats need the black vote to keep their Senate seats, or have any chance of winning the White House. If regular black people make ending the WoD a wedge issue, and the churches and civil rights leaders accuse their opponents of being racist. Then two things will happen. The Democrats will have to concede to get elected, and the Republicans will have to concede because they won’t be able to argue on principle.

          3. J. Frank Parnell

            Even without the racial justice politics, it seems bad from a persuasion perspective to assure the majority of people that they have nothing to worry about because they will never, ever experience the negative effects of this bad policy before demanding they take action to fix the bad policy.

    4. invisible finger

      She obviously yanked Weinstein to get that job.

      1. Count Potato

        Heroin is a helluva drug.

  11. NoDakMat

    Whenever I read “That sonofabitch…”, my brain automatically inserts “Van Owen…” over whatever follows.

      1. SimonD

        That video is age-restricted? WTF?

        1. MikeS

          Really? That seems…strict?

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Sally ISIS Jones got drone processed.

    m.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/oct/12/sally-jones-british-white-widow-terrorist-killed-b/

    1. Tundra

      Hey man, nice shot!

      1. Mad Scientist

        +1 Budd Dwyer

      2. Chafed

        I think you meant Hey Man, Nice Shot

    2. Raston Bot

      her 12-year old son too. he had already executed at least one prisoner. poor kid. basically kidnapped at age 9 and brainwashed into a child soldier.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s a sad thing

      2. That’s pretty fucked.

    1. RBS

      Excellent, SC in the news again…

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        At least no one got murdered this time.

    2. Sour Kraut

      Every human culture everywhere, until around the 19th century?

      1. Gadfly

        Or for some nations, the 20th century. Fun fact: Mauritania was the last country to officially abolish slavery in 1981.

        1. :::sad trombone::

        2. Suthenboy

          Upon the passage of that law they totally stopped enslaving people, along with all of the other countries in Africa and Asia and the ME.

  13. NoDakMat

    Whenever I read “That sonofabitch…”, my brain automatically inserts “Van Owen…” over whatever follows.

    *My PC just did some weird shit, so apologies if this posts twice*

    1. NoDakMat

      Ugh. Of course it did. If I wasn’t at work, this wouldn’t have happened.

      1. jesse.in.mb

        If I wasn’t at work

        Rufus hardest hit.

        1. You would hit Rufus, wouldn’t you?

          1. Mad Scientist

            Does he wear glasses?

          2. jesse.in.mb

            I mean, it’s not really my bag, but if Rufus needs it to get off, I suppose I’d help.

          3. Q Continuum

            +1 cat o’ nine tails

          4. bacon-magic

            That’s true friendship.

    2. Caput Lupinum

      The squirrels are client side now?

    3. MikeS

      Your a moron

      1. Tundra

        Runs in the family?

        1. MikeS

          Hey!

      2. bacon-magic

        You’re*
        ftfy maroon

        1. MikeS

          *stares blankly at bacon

          1. bacon-magic

            LOL

      3. NoDakMat

        Its spelt moran you dumy.

  14. TK

    That sonofabitch Trump MADE Puerto Rican officials withhold hurricane relief.

    You know what I like about that article? It names its sources.

  15. Q Continuum

    “Weinstein, Trump and Cosby have brought sexual abuse to the fore. How do parents of gender-fluid children address this issue?”

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/against-all-odds/201710/the-talk

    Derp.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Jesus

      1. Tundra

        Wept.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      I thought your headline was just sarcastic before I clicked on it.

    3. invisible finger

      The parents of gender-fluid children have already proven themselves to be incapable of addressing important issues.

      1. Oh, they have proven quite capable of addressing important issues. They just address it in a way that involves child abuse and mutilation.

    4. TK

      But there’s no chance that she will see herself in the plight of these women, and that’s precisely the problem. She’ll view this as something that will never happen to her.

      She needs to understand that she is in danger!

      My 15-year-old daughter is 4 foot 11 inches. She’s chunky and wears her dirty-blonde hair short. Nothing about her comportment suggests female sexuality. She also believes she’s transgender, though my husband and I remain skeptical about this (see earlier column).

      Well, maybe not..

      ~~~lo-fi Faerie to to the rescue

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      (`…./ /(_ * _)\ \….’)
      >—/ / ) ( \ \—< / .'.\ \_/\\_//\_/ /.'. \ |o _.-\/_) '*' (_\/-._ o| |`' ;/ \; `'| ".o_.-/ \-._o." "._/ \_." / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `----....._____.....----' ~~~lo-fi Faerie has been the subject of a very serious teleportation accident 🙁

      1. TK

        Damn it I messed up the tags! 🙁

        1. Tundra

          Fear not! Edit faerie will be along shortly.

          1. Trigger Hippie

            I tried that months ago with a picture of Link from Legend of Zelda as my pm links contribution. The Edit Faerie was unresponsive. Understandably so.

      2. Q Continuum

        This edit faerie is hawt.

        1. Tundra

          Better wear a rubber, dude.

        2. jesse.in.mb

          Friends don’t let friends hit on garbled ASCII art.

      3. TK

        D: What happened to the edit fairy!

        Also, thank you edit fairy! 😀

        1. The Edit Faerie is taking a dump and doesn’t have time for this nonsense because she hasn’t eaten enough fibre in the last few weeks.

  16. Sour Kraut

    I asked myself, what could be better than seeing Harvey Weinstein go down in flames? And the answer turned out to be taking Matt Damon AND Ben Affleck with him! If this much schadenfreude persists I shall have to see my doctor.

    1. Tundra

      How do you like them apples?

      1. Count Potato

        MATT DAMON!

    2. Q Continuum

      It’s glorious. When Matt Damon got dragged in, I got near-orgasmic levels of schadenfreude.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      They even winged Kimmel but I think he’s going to make it.

    1. Sour Kraut

      And now I have P Brooksed my follow up. Time for bed.

    2. invisible finger

      This whole thing still has the feel of a setup to go after Betsy DeVos.

      I pretty much hate any actor, especially Matt Damon, but this whole torrent of accusations sounds rather convenient since nothing can be proven nor dis-proven. Just the way college rape tribunals operate.

      1. kbolino

        This whole thing still has the feel of a setup to go after Betsy DeVos

        That would be an interesting connection/coincidence since Damon has previously shown himself to be staunchly opposed to the other sorts of reform that DeVos is interested in (school choice, vouchers, etc.).

  17. Tundra

    What Two Former Trans Men Want You To Know About All The Lies

    After five years of transitioning, Paul sought a way out. Following a poor experience on hormones and wanting to sever his dependence from medication, his doctor suggested an orchiectomy, the removal of one’s testicles, which he was told would allow the hormone intake to stop. With hopes of a life independent of medicine and dysphoria, surgery seemed a saving grace.

    “On the day of surgery, I was surprised at how it was suddenly unfolding into something larger than I expected. I tried to stop them, but I was then anesthetized. After surgery, I went into shock at how thoroughly I’d been altered in both appearance and function,” Paul says. “I was a sex addict, and sex was now disrupted. I also now found myself in a constant, low level of groin pain. A year later, the bleeding began. I was told to wait it out, see a specialist, and not to get a lawyer.”

    After a painful recovery, Paul was told that, despite having been told otherwise before surgery, he couldn’t actually stop hormone treatment. He confronted his doctor, whom Paul says admitted to lying, claiming “rules were broken for his benefit, to increase access to care.”

    Pretty dark article. I have no idea of the veracity of the stories, but it seems that maybe dudes ought not start chopping parts too quickly. And the docs need to be slapped down hard.

    1. Q Continuum

      This is why I remain opposed to these surgeries for minors. Adults have to live with their consequences, but irreversible mutilation is unacceptable for children (awaits avalanche of circumcision-related comments).

      1. Brett L

        What about a 6th digit?

        1. Q Continuum

          NO! That kid could have a promising career as a concert pianist!

          1. Sour Kraut

            +1 Schubert impromptu with added treble notes

            (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUOlnvGpcbs)

        2. jesse.in.mb

          No love for vestigial tails?

          1. Q Continuum

            “You’re *someone’s* fetish…”

          2. jesse.in.mb

            The correct answer is HINDUS, who guessed HINDUS? Nobody? Baby Hanuman weeps.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            My father swears by ’em. I still remember the moment when he told me “You haven’t lived till you’ve slept with a girl with a tail.”

    2. kbolino

      It seems like there are two issues.

      One is about misrepresentation of facts, and of complications from the surgery. Those may be legally actionable torts.

      The other is about regrets and misplaced desires. Those shouldn’t be.

      If you tell your doc to chop your dick off, and he does it, well you got what you wanted.

  18. I was gypped – there’s no SF content at slate. Glibs made me compromise my computer (and sanity) for nothing!

    1. Q Continuum

      “gypped”

      RAAAAAAACIST!!!

    1. AceDroman

      Don’t even have to click because I know the answer for myself is: ‘absolutely not’

    2. But Enough About Me

      Well, I’m almost as old as one, so I guess that’s a start.

    3. thepasswordispassword

      The actual score sheet isn’t that bad. But definitely a different focus.

    4. Tundra

      “Where’s the fucking bench press?”

      /bro

    5. I can’t even at those situps. The navy went to crunches with your arms crossed across your chest around the time I came in – I don’t recall if Army still does a traditional situp (apparently bad on the neck?) – but straight legs – touch your knees with your elbows. Good gravy!

      1. My best was 84 in 2 minutes. Yup, old school sit ups, FTW!

        1. You talking the “normal” post ’84 situps? I did plenty of those in the Army – but we had our knees bent. (rest in the up position, etc). Nothing like keeping your legs flat on the ground.

  19. Normal link for today’s movie review – the awesome 1979 Japanese nuclear satire: “The Man Who Stole the Sun”. Seriously…this title’s at the top of my list for buying US DVD/BR distribution rights if I ever get some cash. Amazing flick and still available on Japanese DVD if you’re region-free.

    1. And as previously noted this morning – special “Glib-only” review link with a bit of extra footage (blocked by Toho on youtube – this is a private link)

      1. And while I’m at it – special glib-only link to my very first Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead review – which required so many edits and almost got me kicked off youtube. No need to share these versions around – not worth the effort.

    2. Seriously…this title’s at the top of my list for buying US DVD/BR distribution rights if I ever get some cash.

      What, you need me to spot you an Andrew Jackson?

      1. I think distribution rights cost a bit more than that, but I need to track down the current prices, etc.

  20. tarran

    So, it turns out Hans Hermann-Hoppe seems to think that true libertarianism requires an authoritarian and totalitarian institution that is willing to drive people off their land if they have the wrong ideas or are insufficiently community minded.

    No, I’m not joking.

    Here’s the video.

    At about minute 26 he says:

    And moreover, just as the libertarian order must always be on guard against bad, even if not aggressive neighbors, by means of social ostracism–that is by a common “You are not welcome here” culture so, and indeed even more vigilantly so, must it be guarded against neighbors who openly advocate communism, socialism, syndicalism, or democracy in any shape or form. These people, in thereby posing an open threat to all private property owners, must not only be shunned, but they must–to use by now somewhat popular Hope meme (chuckles)— be physically removed (audience laughs). If need be, by violence and forced to leave for other pastures.

    Gosh, Jeffrey Tucker sure sounds hyperbolic when he warns that allying with right-Hegelianism is going to be as disastrous as allying with the left-Hegelians isn’t he?

    1. kbolino

      communism, socialism, syndicalism, or democracy

      One of these is not like the others…

      Also, voluntary communism (e.g. Kibbutzim), socialism (e.g. mutual aid societies), and syndicalism (worker-owned businesses) are perfectly compatible with libertarianism. It’s the involuntary kinds that are the problem.

    2. kbolino

      I’d also go a step further and say that any version of “libertarianism” that requires removal of dissenters is… not libertarianism at all. Regardless of where the fine distinction between classical liberalism and libertarianism is, exactly, both share the common premise that liberty is at the heart of civil society. It is precisely freedom of dissent which distinguishes libertarianism and liberalism from other philosophies of government. If you remove that element, then what you are left with is something else entirely.

    3. Gilmore

      what is “hooktube”

    4. Heroic Mulatto

      This isn’t news.

      For the past couple of years, absolute pieces of shit have been seriously talking about a “Libertarian Fascism”.

      1. DesigNate

        That must be where are the “Libertarian Socialist” on reddit come from.

        1. butt-head

          “TheAmazingAtheist” is still around? *shudder*

        2. butt-head

          This is over my head. Seems like he’s conflating the end-goals of fascism with fascism itself, while denying the same treatment for leftist-collectivist ideologies. (Yet if libertarian-fascism can be allowed a non-coercive (and to my mind fantastical) interpretation, so can libertarian-socialism.) How is fascism to be implemented? In ways counter to libertarian principles. If we restrict it to a voluntarist enclave that’s non-coercive toward outside systems, why is leftism denied comparably generous treatment (and even explicitly made the enemy, at the same time as fascism is given such benefits of doubt*)?

          *Look, Suthen, I didn’t say “THE doubt”!

        3. Heroic Mulatto

          I had high hopes for T when he started his channel 3 years ago, so it’s been sad to see him spiral down to this fellow-traveler of the alt-lite shtick he seems to have been on lately. Much of what he credits to “fascism” is just paleolibertarianism, and if T just wants to call himself a paleo, then Buddha bless. However, even accepting his highly idiosyncratic definition of fascism, the ‘enemy of my enemy is my friend’ is a fallacy. What does he think will happen when the dust clears after Kulturkampf 2020? Does he honestly think some benevolent Philosopher-King will save his black ass when folks decide ethnonationalism is a better ticket than civic nationalism? The fact is, any sort of Right-Populist/Libertarian fusion/alliance will work as well as liberalterianism, that is, not at all. T seems to argue that fascism does not necessarily have to violate the NAP, I respectfully disagree. The very heart of fascism is the belief in the nation as an organic entity; as such, the state is obligated to maintain the health of this entity as much as an immune system maintains the health of an individual’s body. The first wave of historical Fascist thinkers argued that this requires “direct action” up to and including acts of violence against peaceable people by the party or the state. Libertarians ride the peckerwood-populist snake at their own peril.

          1. Gilmore


            That Guy T
            5 months ago
            For those wondering, this is a genuine attempt to legitimately argue the libertarian fascist position. It’s not necessarily a full acceptance of the theory so keep that in mind. I’m just playing around with ideas.

            he also starts that video by saying, “this is my most successful shit-post of all time”.

            My interpretation of all that is that he’s just a kid who has a youtube channel about political philosophy (*which is challenging enough by itself), and occasionally he says confusing/controversial shit because a) it gets clicks and b) its an opportunity to spitball.

            basically, i think you’re taking it too seriously. and even if he’s not 70% tongue in cheek – so what? how is it any different than the sort of bullshit @ C4SS or BHL calling itself libertarian?

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            It’s not necessarily a full acceptance of the theory so keep that in mind. I’m just playing around with ideas.

            he also starts that video by saying, “this is my most successful shit-post of all time”.

            Yes, I am aware of that. I am also aware that for the past couple of months he’s also been doubling down with said “confusing/controversial shit” like ‘what’s so wrong with ethnic nepotism?’, so I was writing with that context in mind. That having been said, if it is mere click-bait, I am still disappointed as T’s earlier videos show he can be better than that.

            and even if he’s not 70% tongue in cheek – so what? how is it any different than the sort of bullshit @ C4SS or BHL calling itself libertarian?

            It’s not. As tarran pointed out above, both left and right wing collectivism in individualist clothing stink.

    5. butt-head

      Is this that “libertarian fascism” that I’ve been hearing about? Or some Mencius Moldbug, top-men-needed shit?

      If this is libertarianism, I don’t have a good grasp of what libertarianism is. Seems antithetical from the start.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Is this that “libertarian fascism” that I’ve been hearing about? Or some Mencius Moldbug, top-men-needed shit?

        Six of one and half-a-dozen of the other. I don’t think H3 openly identifies as a “libertarian fascist”, as he prefers the term “realist”, but he is definitely Ground Zero for all this monarchist shit.

      2. kbolino

        I’ve read some Moldbug and it seems his ideas diverge from what a lot of people who point to him say they are. Maybe I just haven’t read enough.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s an attempt to remove the fragility from libertarianism. I get the motivations, but it’s self-defeating.

        1. kbolino

          Of all the political systems to look to to avert fragility, fascism seems like a really dumb choice. Never mind Mussolini and Hitler, Franco’s fascism was undone by his own handpicked replacement after his death, and Pinochet’s was undone long before his death.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Like I said, self-defeating and compromises way too much on basic libertarian principles.

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Hoppe has a point although I think his solution leaves a bit to be desired. He seems to believe that a community of hands off libertarians who want to be left alone could quickly be crushed by the more aggressive ideologies in their midst and I’m not really convinced he’s wrong.

          I don’t think the helicopter ride hyperbole is constructive but his ideas at least attempt to address the prectical questions relating to how a libertarian society would survive in the real world.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Hoppe has a point although I think his solution leaves a bit to be desired. He seems to believe that a community of hands off libertarians who want to be left alone could quickly be crushed by the more aggressive ideologies in their midst and I’m not really convinced he’s wrong.

            Agreed, and when applied to a Lockean state of nature situation then there is no problem. If a colony of AnCaps pitch their tent in Mars, they have every right to control who can settle there and why. The problem is when Hoppeans advocate establishing an imagined Libertopia through “physical removal” in preexisting communities and nation-states. The problem with that, from an AnCap perspective, I think is well argued by Tomas Kaye around @ 8:00.

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Good video. To be honest, I don’t know enough about Hoppe to meaningfully accept or reject his ideas and I need to look into his work more deeply.

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Libertarian Lebensraum

    7. Pan Zagloba

      Jesus, if you’re gonna fascist at least get with the young people and use some “helicopter ride” memes.

      I guess young Otto von Bismarck is a libertarian now? From before he decided that employment insurance and health insurance are better ways to deal with socialists?

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  21. Q Continuum

    I know I already posted, but it’s my birthday dammit and the people demand tits!

    http://archive.is/GPnQg

    A few repeats, but I would forfeit half my income for a run at #5.

    1. jesse.in.mb

      it’s my birthday dammit

      *bakes Q a decadent cake, realizes Q isn’t here, eats cake by self while wearing a wedding dress and ugly crying*

      1. Q Continuum

        It’s ok, your prince will come along one day.

    2. Q Continuum

      #39, *drool*.

      1. Tundra

        38!

    3. But Enough About Me

      #1 and #4 speak to me.

      1. But Enough About Me

        And #27 looks like a space alien. That’s what happens when friends let friends use cell-phone cameras with highly-aspherical elements in an off-centre shot.

        1. But Enough About Me

          I also want to breed #30 before it’s too late and some douchebag gets her in a family way instead.

    4. Mad Scientist

      How’s your kitty doing?

      1. Q Continuum

        Wrong blue guy…

        1. Mad Scientist

          THAT’S THE JOKE!

        2. Florida Man

          How’s your doggie doing?

      2. Number.6

        He’s hangin’ in there, but he’s always been a fighter. The humidity has dropped and it’s like he’s 3 years younger.

        I assume it’s the humidity. I’m a pussy admirer. Not a pussy doctor,

        1. Q Continuum

          4 Jesse & KK!

          http://archive.is/DN68I

          kthxbai

    5. DesigNate

      #5 twice a day and three times on Sunday.

      Also, I need to visit my local Twin Peaks soon…

  22. Gilmore

    I keep posting about this because…well, no reason, just because i did once, and now i feel like i’m responsible for updating it.

    More on the Cuban Super Secret Sonic Anti-Diplomat Weapon

    WASHINGTON (AP) — It sounds sort of like a mass of crickets. A high-pitched whine, but from what? It seems to undulate, even writhe. Listen closely: There are multiple, distinct tones that sound to some like they’re colliding in a nails-on-the-chalkboard effect.

    The Associated Press has obtained a recording of what some U.S. Embassy workers heard in Havana in a series of unnerving incidents later deemed to be deliberate attacks. The recording, released Thursday by the AP, is the first disseminated publicly of the many taken in Cuba of mysterious sounds that led investigators initially to suspect a sonic weapon.

    I highly encourage people to click through to the sound, which i am obviously copying and sampling into some instrument.

    Also, because after 5 seconds of wheeeeeeeee sound, you are blessed with a Trap track from “Ski Mask the Slump God”, as though it were also part of the Cuban Sonic Death Weapon.

    1. But Enough About Me

      Also, because after 5 seconds of wheeeeeeeee sound, you are blessed with a Trap track from “Ski Mask the Slump God”, as though it were also part of the Cuban Sonic Death Weapon.

      It’s not?

      1. Gilmore

        The dizzyness and nausea you are feeling is completely unrelated.

      2. Gilmore

        lol they changed the link because i imagine lots of people went to soundcloud and ended up listening to a rap song and wondering what the AP was talking about

    2. butt-head

      These plebes don’t listen to onkyokei every morning?

      1. Gilmore

        This is my preferred japanese minimalist music*

        *not kidding. i really like that record.

        1. butt-head

          I like it too

        2. Yusef drives a Kia

          Thanks!
          /just woke up

        3. butt-head

          I like it too I love this. Beautiful.

          Found this nice post.

          1. Gilmore

            nice.

            I’ve listened to that record with the picture of the cat on it. This was the bit i especially liked.

          2. butt-head

            Minimalist music sure loves those “repeated arpeggios on mallet instruments” motifs, or whatever you’d call them. It’s certainly very pretty and entrancing.

          3. Gilmore

            Minimalist music sure loves those “repeated arpeggios on mallet instruments” motifs

            yep. pedal tones and gradually modulating arpeggios is sort of the formula. and rhodes and vibes/marimba/glockenspiel were always very popular base sounds.

            i don’t know if that’s an Eno thing or not. his ambient stuff influenced a lot of people doing this stuff… which isn’t all really strictly ‘minimalist’ so much, but more different variations of avante garde music which rejected the technical and compositional complexity of other modern ‘highbrow’ music. some of it is properly minimalist, some of it is probably just some version of “jazz”. I don’t really care so much about labeling the stuff, i just like that early 80s period of Japanese music, there was some cool stuff going on all over the place, whether it was jazz/ambient/electronica or whatever.

  23. Some more fairly disturbing reports coming out of 7th fleet. There appear to be 3 separate articles on this one. Definitely worth a read. You do NOT want to work on a ship where the Department heads and Chiefs Mess are just a bunch of yes-men who can’t bring up issues to the chain of command. That tour probably stunted a lot of future leaders. Up to 33% of the crew going to captain’s mast in a 2 year period – WTF?

    Granted DESRON and 7th Fleet have already been relieved, but there was definitely some major issues with accountability going on in Yokosuka. The whole point of command climate surveys are to make sure things stay steady or improve from CO to CO. They made the right call after the initial survey to have them on a 6 month basis vs a year (seeing the huge decline in morale) – but then they didn’t do a thing about it after that. WTF? You’re supposed to look at the results and do something with them.

    1. invisible finger

      What part of bureaucracy do you not understand?

      1. Well, my commands at 3rd Fleet – Desron 9 (Everett) and whatever number was in Hawaii were very responsive – ditto for my shore command. Course our CO’s were O-5s, working for O-6s. As some folks note in comments – that guy had to have had a previous sea tour as a CO and been selected a second time – so somewhere the system is very broken.

  24. Last link for today.

    Seriously hope they pass some more free-market/choice reform for the VA before I “retire”. How any one can look at the VA (or NHS) or half the other systems out there worldwide and think….”hey Single Payer’s the way to go” has got to be braindead…not even joking….this is so far gone. Please Shulkin, light a fire under their asses!

  25. Sean

    I’m a fan of the .17 hmr cartridge.

    An AR15 upper in .17 – http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/10/11/garrow-firearms-development-17-hmr-ar15/

    Looks interesting.

    1. Q Continuum

      If it cycles reliably that’d be pretty cool.

    2. Number.6

      Well, they can make 22LR versions cycle, so I can’t see why not.

  26. commodious spittoon

    So, odds Weinstein will pull a Polanski now that he’s (supposedly) in Europe?

    1. Q Continuum

      I’d say pretty high.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      Said exactly the following to my wife the other day: “Harvey Weinstein is “going to a sex rehab in Europe”, which probably means he’s going to go hang out with Roman Polanski and avoid extradition back to the US for rape.”

      1. commodious spittoon

        Sextradition, if he’s lucky.

      2. invisible finger

        This is why I brought up college rape tribunals.

        Did these accusers ever go to the police within a reasonable time after the incidents? If not, why not?

        If so, what the fuck did the police do? Ignore them? Ask them more questions they didn’t want to answer? Investigate and not find any actionable proof? Tell them “Yeah, that’s Weinstein! How the fuck could you not know?”

        In any case, I’m sure “sex rehab in Europe” means “lawyering up in safe seclusion”.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Well, he’s as much as admitted to the crimes, and seems to have felt confident enough in his charm and untouchable status to think that he’d be insulated from punishment by promising to go after the NRA. (Real fuckin’ bit of genius, that last part.) So I imagine he’ll be hanging out in Europe until his lawyers hammer out a plea deal that would make Jeffrey Epstein proud.

          1. invisible finger

            He admitted to being a perv, I don’t think he admitted to rape. We’ll find out soon enough how many plea deals he has to make.

            The Rose McGowan thing is nuts though. They came to a settlement – these usually include some sort of “no public comment” language in them. If so, it seems like she might have violated that settlement, in which case he could go after her. Now she’s pissed that Amazon cancelled a development deal with her, although her recent behavior is probably the impetus. She ain’t exactly helping out in the “positive marketing” department.

      1. kbolino

        “Polanski has served his time”

        All 42 days of it. The judge reneging on the deal is kinda shitty, but there are appeals. Regardless, 42 days is not what normal people get for what Polanski did. He didn’t serve his time, he served a trivial amount of time then fled to France to avoid doing any more.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Two other things I noted from that article:

          1. He doesn’t actually say what it is Polanski did.

          2. He seemed to be under the impression that contributing artistically to the world means you don’t have to face punishment like the rest of us would, which totally makes sense now.

  27. Rufus the Monocled

    Ben. Affleck:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMq6xDHBKwQ&feature=youtu.be

    One of the most absurd phrases uttered by progressives after Trump’s election was ‘what am I gonna tell my daughter (s)?!

    Cucked morons.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      I have no idea though how much of this is just shtick. Still….

      1. Q Continuum

        I thought you were at work?

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Figuratively or metaphorically?

          1. bacon-magic

            Existentially.

          2. Q Continuum

            Mono-maniacally.

  28. Another member of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, New York Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat told TheDC, “Well, anybody that engages in that kind of action whether civilian or representative should be looked at seriously because that’s unforgivable.”

    What the ever-loving fuck? Does this stupid bastard think government bureaucrats aren’t civilians? He needs a refresher on the constitution or he needs to go headfirst into a woodchipper (metaphorically speaking, Preet)!

    1. Number.6

      Civilians == little people. Do you even Blade Runner, dude?

      1. I can’t get past the tortoise gag.

    2. Q Continuum

      Feet first.

      1. I’m a Head first guy. I’d rather the kickback come with the feet out instead of the skull shooting out of there on its own like a cannonball once the spine runs out.

        But to each their own.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          This is why you use a chipper with feed rollers. Those old Asplundh death machines are not acceptable.

        2. Mad Scientist

          If you put him in feet first you get to watch his expression.

          1. AlmightyJB

            I prefer the old manual approach with a sharp hand pruner. Everyone is in such a hurry these days. Sometimes you just have to slow down and enjoy the experience.

          2. Mad Scientist

            That’s the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It’s a lost art!

      2. Get a big enough chipper and roll ’em in sidewise.

        1. See, ^^this^^ is why we have an open forum. Eventually the best plan comes together.

          1. ArchieBunker

            Mr Bahara would like a word with you guys.

  29. Fatty Bolger

    Early casting rumors for The Super Awesome Adventures of Secret Nazi President: The Motion Picture have leaked:

    Donald Trump Clone #3 as “Secret Nazi President”
    Ben Affleck as “Random Drunken Asshole”
    Ellen Page as “Becky Hurt”
    Rosie O’Donnell as “Steve Bannon”

    1. DesigNate

      Rosie as Bannon is inspired casting.

    2. And in a cameo as “hobo #2” … Steve Bannon.

    3. Q Continuum

      Who plays Conchita?

    4. AlmightyJB

      Louie Anderson

  30. Q Continuum

    Bought myself a birthday bottle of this:

    http://kilchomandistillery.com/whisky-shop/single-malt-whisky-liqueur/sanaig

    Bout time to knock off early, pour myself two fingers (or three, or four) and play some Witcher.

    1. But Enough About Me

      That link did evil, evil things to my Firefox browser.

    2. Q Continuum

      Whisky poured; salt, menthol and seaweed on the nose; strong smokiness, vanilla and caramel flavor; very short and smooth finish. Not quite as good as Kilchoman Machir Bay but damn good.

      1. Doesn’t sound like my kind of scotch (goddamn Islay, anyway), but I’m glad you’re enjoying it!

        Happy birthday and happy Witchering. 🙂 Don’t lose yourself to a G-hole*

        *Gwent

      2. Count Potato

        seaweed on the nose?

        1. thepasswordispassword

          You know who else liked to drink alcohol with a bit of seaweed on their nose?

    3. Gilmore

      Happy Birthday.

      I hope you feel guilty for being born on a date normally associated with that racist rapist and murderer, columbus

  31. Not last link for today….I am deeply ashamed that I only found out this week that GDT had a new movie coming out (the same week as it’s apparent festival premiere): Shape of Water. I am appropriately thrilled and disturbed.

    Return to your simple lives of mundane misery.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It looks sufficiently disturbing. And I’ll admit, Sally Hawkins is hot in a mousey kind of way.

      1. Does look better than Crimson Peaks – but he needs to get back to his Spanish Fantasy Horror roots. Those films are unequaled by anything he’s done in English.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Crimson Peak was a disappointment. Nowhere near the existential terror of Pan’s Labyrinth.

          1. Q Continuum

            “Crimson peak”

            Euphemism?

    2. Is that the origin story of the fish man in Hellboy?

      1. Don’t think so – just drawing on some related themes. Abe Sapien’s origin is that he was discovered in a glass jar sealed beneath Library of Congress or National Archives in the 50s – apparently since the mid-19th century (note found with him is dated the day Lincoln was killed in 1865 – hence the name).

        1. Huh? Well in that case, I’m going to pretend they are brothers, I like movies to all be interconnected.

  32. Scruffy Nerfherder

    UNH blows ding librarian’s gift on football scoreboard then lies about it.

    https://boingboing.net/2017/10/11/late-stage-sportsball.html

    1. kbolino

      I don’t really see how the amount the state of New Hampshire spends on its universities has anything to do with the subject…

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        eh, it’s a cheap shot at New Hampshire.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          “whose games are sparsely attended.”

          Unless things have drastically changed in 20-something years, this is bullshit.

        2. ArchieBunker

          Don’t be Talkin smack about the free state. I think we are all supposed to move there and start our libertarian paradise or something

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I’m not. They are.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      I’m wondering why this is just making news now. I remember reading about it when it first happened, and I thought it was a foolish decision.

    3. UNH clearly believes its future is football, and so when the Morin made his rare unrestricted gift of $4m

      They misspelled moron.

  33. KSuellington

    This whole Harvey Weinstein thing just seems so intrinsically paternalistic.

    1. Shut up, bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
      -abusive father and husband

      1. Threading fail.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Sort of works there too though.

  34. The Zenome Project

    Election news from the CA Twilight Zone: the California Senate President (aka. the Top Moonbat in the State Legislature) is ready to primary Feinstein because she obviously doesn’t prog hard enough, apparently.

    California Democratic state Senate president Kevin de León intends to enter California’s 2018 Senate race against Sen. Dianne Feinstein, three sources with knowledge of his plans say.

    De León has begun calling labor leaders and elected officials to inform them of his plans, the sources said, and is expected to soon announce his campaign against Feinstein, a giant of California Democratic politics who has held the office since 1992.

    The 50-year-old de León, who represents Los Angeles and is seen as a leading Latino voice in Democratic politics, is likely to campaign aggressively against President Donald Trump. He began signaling he could oppose Feinstein in late August, after she said Trump could “be a good president” and that he “can learn and change.” Feinstein later clarified that she is “under no illusion that it’s likely to happen and will continue to oppose his policies.”

    He will enter the race after a state legislative session in which California lawmakers pushed legislation targeted at Trump — making California a “sanctuary state,” sought to force Trump to release his tax returns by making it a requirement to appear on the state’s ballots as a presidential candidate, and passed a resolution urging Trump “to publicly apologize to all Americans for his racist and bigoted behavior.”

    And to add on to it, it gets even juicier, because noted coal investor Tom Steyer wants to hop in and be the #resist voice against old DiFi, too:

    He likely won’t be the only Feinstein challenger. Tom Steyer, the billionaire environmentalist and single largest Democratic donor, is “very much looking at the Senate race,” a source close to him said. Steyer, who is in Washington this week, issued a letter Wednesday challenging Democratic candidates to call for Trump’s impeachment.

    “This is no time for ‘patience’ — Donald Trump is not fit for office. It is clear for all to see that there is zero reason to believe ‘he can be a good president,’” Steyer said in the first line of his letter.

    1. Steyer: man of the people.

      Jesus Christ, what a short bench Team Blue has.

      1. KSuellington

        Hopefully Steyer will run and self fund his own campaign. I’d love to see him waste the money. Feinstein will be implanted with robot parts to keep her running for office well into the. Ext century.

        1. The Zenome Project

          It doesn’t matter what he believes, Steyer doesn’t have a chance at getting the prog vote because he’s a billionaire (progs hate the Corporate Democrats) and he’s a white male (progs are self-hating white people)

    2. Vhyrus

      De Leon? THIS De Leon?

      If his election was not guaranteed it would be hilarious. He might be the only person more anti gun than Feinstein.

      1. Mad Scientist

        Or he’s a protege of Leland Yee.

      2. The Zenome Project

        The top two primary system actually really hurts De Leon, especially if Steyer hops in, because a three way split almost always benefits the incumbent and allows a token R challenger to unite the vote above the two primary folks. The only reason why he’s stepping in is because term limits prevent him from seeking another term in the State Legislature.

    3. Suthenboy

      I will forego all Xmas gifts if team blue will just make a hard left turn. Please, please, please…

      who is the commie city council member in Seattle? The one that wanted to have a mob march out and seize the Boeing plant and begin producing city buses out of it? Team blue should run her in 2020 for president.

  35. Vhyrus

    Could someone light the John Titor signal? I gots a question that I think he would have some insight into.

    My gf has an online friend who is originally from Russia but has lived in Canada almost his whole life. His family defected from the soviet union in the late 80s. My gf asked him why they don’t go back now that the USSR is dead and wonderful capitalism is the law. He says that his family is afraid of being persecuted for defecting under soviet rule. I understand that the soviets were some scary sons of bitches when they were in power, but the soviet union has been dead damn near 30 years now. Are they overreacting or do they have a legitimate cause for concern?

    1. Link I posted yesterday. The last few years there have been some very disturbing trends towards re-humanizing Stalin and other elements of the “good ol’ days”.

      1. Vhyrus

        Memorial was founded at the instigation of Andrei Sakharov, the great physicist and dissident. Its purpose is to promote the truth about the past, and to promote democracy in the present. In recent years, the Putin regime has harassed and threatened Memorial. The group’s offices have been raided. In 2014, the justice minister called for the group to be shut down. Last year, the regime labeled Memorial a “foreign agent.” This is a damning charge in Russian society. The government wants people to believe that its critics are tools of foreign interests, enemies abroad.

        Et tu, Brute?

    2. invisible finger

      Why would anyone assume truth from an online friend?

      1. Mad Scientist

        He may be a dog, but he’s a really smart dog.

    3. grrizzly

      Sounds like bullshit. There could be practical reasons why it would be inconvenient for him to travel to Russia: the guy obviously doesn’t have a Russian passport, so he would need to apply for a visa, but it’s the same for all Canadians. The only complication I could really think about is to prove that he is not a Russian citizen, but as long as he left Russia before 1992 that should be trivial.

      Nobody is persecuted in Russia for “defecting” in the ’80s.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Under Stalin they definitely would send defectors to the gulag or disappear them. If that happened to a family member previously, I would imagine that it would a few generations for that mistrust to go away.

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      What am I? Chopped liver?

      My father thought the same way in the 1990s when I asked him to sign for an Italian passport when Italy ‘repatriated’ Italians who left after the war. I wanted a passport and he refused to sign it because he was afraid if I went they’d throw me in the military.

      Long story short is I’m only Canadian and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

      1. When I deployed in 2005, it was a thing that if you were born on a US base in Germany, you had to stay on the plane during our short layover in Frankfurt (even though we were on the military side of the airport). Apparently they could legally snatch you and conscript you into the bundestag (sp?)…under the treaty.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          So he wasn’t paranoid, eh?

        2. Bundeswehr. Unless they wanted Americans in parliament.

          1. That’s the one!

      2. grrizzly

        The question has next to nothing to do with Canada.

    6. Suthenboy

      The real question is…why would he want to? That is almost 40 years ago and still today Russia has a much poorer standard of living than Canada.

    7. John Titor

      I’m not really aware of any Soviet defectors being currently prosecuted by the current Russian government, but…

      If they happened to say, really piss off certain parts or individuals in the KGB or the party that are now in government positions there’s the potential for them to just make up charges and throw the book at them. Viktor Belenko, for example, embarrassed the shit out of the Soviets when he defected, and some people in the Russian government still spread rumours about him. If he ended up back in Russia for an extended period they’d probably make something up to charge them with (as Fish’s article notes, child porn is one of their favourite bullshit charges).

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Linda Greenhouse, NYT legal scholar

    Saudi women are gaining the right to drive. American women are losing the right to employer-provided birth control.

    You know, the right to employer-provided birth control enshrined in the Constitution! What do you mean, you didn’t know?

    There’s plenty of other stupid stuff in there, but I got tired.

    1. kbolino

      At least she qualified it with “employer-provided”. Many people skip that part…

    2. butt-head

      Nunneries should circumvent this problem by not hiring women.

    3. ArchieBunker

      Why in the hell aren’t they bitching about having to get a prescription for their “right” to birth control?

    4. thepasswordispassword

      Since no one else has said it yet: fuck off slaver

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      How about employer provided food and housing? Maybe we should just go back to the good old days of company towns.

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      Now that’s some logical fallacy on display right there.

      Legal scholar, huh.

  37. butt-head

    I swear to god, if companies keep texting me…

    1. thepasswordispassword

      I’m always happy when I find out automated text systems interpret cursing as opting out of receiving additional texts.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      You’ll do what? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

      1. butt-head

        The world will know soon enough. Hahahahaaaaa.

  38. thepasswordispassword

    Last time I checked a “mass shooting” was any gun related incident with four or more victims. So how about that Swedish gun control eh? (As I understand it there’s is registered and only for caliber+type that you use in official competitions as part of a registered club and you lose your license and guns for any police incident.)
    https://polisen.se/Aktuellt/Handelser/Skane/2017-10-12-2230-Skottlossning-Trelleborg/

    1. Vhyrus

      I don’t speak Ferengi or whatever the hell that is.

      1. thepasswordispassword

        Shooting of a market in Trelleborg. Four people injured. Suspected to be criminal activity. Similar to gangland shootings that allow people to pad the stats for “mass shooting” while using the emotional context normally reserved for something more in line with Vegas.

        1. Suthenboy

          Not terror related. Gang related. Those dreaded Swedish gangs.

  39. Lackadaisical

    Drinking Dragon Stout. Shits good, and the bottle art is baller, but pissed it comes in a tiny 9.6 oz. bottle.

    1. Mad Scientist

      You could be drinking the Extra. Those are only 8.45 ozs.

      1. Lackadaisical

        Nope, 9.6 oz, 7.5% ABV.

        Or are you saying I shouldn’t complain about the size of the bottle because it could be worse?

        Anyway, its really tasty, so I’m not too mad, but it did cost me a pretty penny, so I was hoping for full-sized bottles.

    2. Flying Dog Steadman Abbey Ale is doing me well right now (at least after the Hoegaarden – which may have been in the fridge too long).

      1. Lackadaisical

        Whenever I get Hoegaarden it tends to disappear before it can go bad.

  40. Juvenile Bluster

    Looks like Venezuela has officially run out of other peoples’ money. Or at least they will have done so by the end of the month.

    1. Mad Scientist

      With its coffers empty and its financial moves restricted by U.S. sanctions…

      It’s all America’s fault!

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Eh. Read on. The Miami Herald, especially in translated articles from its Spanish counterpart (which this is), doesn’t play like that when it comes to commie governments in Latin America.

        De La Cruz said he would not be surprised to see Maduro make further cuts in imports, currently already at just over 20 percent of the $60 billion mark in 2012.

        The cuts have already pushed millions of Venezuelans to the edge of famine, in a country where domestic production collapsed under the weight of a government long hostile to the private sector.

        But the government could also decide to suspend all imports of food and medicine, De La Cruz added.

        “They have demonstrated that they do not care about the well being of the people if it risks their hold on power,” he said.

        1. Suthenboy

          Maduro is going to end up being the king of ashes. Wasn’t there a link this morning to Jeremy Corbyn praising the Venezuelan socialists?

  41. Rufus the Monocled

    “Shaun King Retweeted
    Shaun King‏Verified account @ShaunKing Oct 10
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    It’s no accident that Donald Trump has chosen a Black woman (Jemele Hill) and a Black man (Colin Kaepernick) as his primary targets/enemies.
    981 replies 12,102 retweets 34,687 likes”

    Heh. Naturally.

    1. Suthenboy

      Of course it isnt an accident. He chose them because they are reprehensible.

      It is also no accident that he chose a black man to head up HUD.

  42. Rufus the Monocled

    ” Shaun King Retweeted
    Shaun King‏Verified account @ShaunKing Oct 9
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    Jemele Hill was basically suspended for being Black and thoughtful while at ESPN. Her suspension is completely outrageous.
    1,925 replies 15,168 retweets 38,803 likes”

    Calling the President a ‘white supremacist’ without a shred of evidence and advocating for the boycott of one of the NFL’s biggest money maker is ‘thoughtful’?

    Who is this guy?

    1. Vhyrus

      That’s talcum X. What, you don’t know the white people of black people?

    2. Not an Economist

      He is the blackest man who ever lived. He has seen and experienced racism more evil than you can conceive of. He alone has the experience and genius to see the racism at the center of every white person’s soul.

      He is of course, white.

      1. butt-head

        He has black features, but he still ‘passes’ as white. I mean, that’s what it’s all about to the intersectionalists, isn’t it? What you pass as?

        1. Suthenboy

          He is a con artist born white but now lives his life in blackface. The ‘blackness’ is just cosmetic.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Can we all agree and settle on he’s a plain moron?

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Yet her 6 PM SportsCenter partner, who is both of those things, was not suspended.

      It surely didn’t have anything to do with breaking rules and fucking with advertisers. Nope.

  43. So this is funny

    Bonus derp from the comments –

    “Just wait until you develop a preexisting condition.”

    1. NOT a Naked Intruder

      Yep; from the genius who claims, “Hillary must speak her truth!”

      People like her get the government they deserve. Good and hard.

  44. Brasidas

    Honest interview answers I would like to give:

    Why do you want to work here?
    You offer money, you participate in the free exchange of goods and services, your financials don’t indicate you are in trouble, and the hiring manager doesn’t seem like an asshole.

    What is your biggest weakness?
    Maintaining this polite facade for two hours is so emotionally draining that I’m going to leave here and take a two hour nap.

    Are you open to relocation?
    I just bought a house 18 months ago, fuck no!

  45. Vhyrus

    What is a crippling lack of self awareness?

    Sarah Silverman sings I love you America

    This came up as an ad on a freedom toons video. Someone is not getting their money’s worth.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      The comments are terrible.

      But the video is even worse.

      I couldn’t get to the 2 minute mark.

      Insufferable prog gibberish.

    2. DOOMco

      holy heck comment dumpster fire

  46. Mustang

    From the insurance article: “…consumers with serious medical conditions and prompting more insurers to flee the law’s marketplaces.”

    The law’s marketplaces? Does this seem like a strange phrase? I guess if they flee the law’s marketplaces that makes them outlaws?

    Come to the law’s marketplaces and purchase all the toilet paper we’ll let you, because if you shop anywhere else we’ll beat you!

  47. Count Potato

    “A former bartender drugged and raped inside the Plaza Hotel by a member of a Saudi prince’s entourage was awarded $1.25 million in compensatory damages and $1 million in punitive damages by a federal judge on Tuesday.”

    http://www.newyorklawjournal.com/id=1202800287571/Woman-Raped-at-Plaza-Hotel-by-Saudi-Princes-Helper-Awarded-225M?kw=Woman%20Raped%20at%20Plaza%20Hotel%20by%20Saudi%20Prince%27s%20Helper%20Awarded%20%242.25M&et=editorial&bu=New%20York%20Law%20Journal&cn=20171012&src=EMC-Email&pt=Daily%20News

    (long link to get around paywall)