I’m busy pre-gaming, hope you’re the same. The rains are tailing off, Da Bears are enjoying the welcoming atmosphere of a city that’s even more fucked up than Chicago, and I have multiple beers lined up, with rum as a standby in case the Ravens decide to be the team they were against Jacksonville.

In the infamous Libertarian Paradise, someone named Mohammed demonstrated that there’s ways of killing lots of people without having a bump stock.

Maybe Tesla can’t make a profit and relies on taxpayer props, but they can jettison workers with the best of them. At least they had Bob and Bob interview all the workers first.

Well, that’s a relief.

“Telegram! Candygram!”

OK, he’s not Earl Weaver, but Joe Madden is still lots of fun. And he dropped a few lines hinting of a libertarian streak.

What amazes me is that anyone is still interested in what this senile has-been has to say. But that’s nothing compared to this bit of amazing irony. Team Blue is apparently determined to see that our current buffoon remains in place for eight years.

Damn, this is all depressing. Let’s have some music. Old people’s music, the kind we used to listen to when we were shooting up marijuana. My band used to cover this and my fingers itched while I was listening.