ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. TONIGHT, ZARDOZ HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ WILL ALLOW A CHOSEN ONE TO QUESTION THE TABERNACLE ITSELF. PRESENT YOUR QUESTIONS, CHOSEN ONE – YES, YOU OVER THERE ON THE RIGHT. STEP FORWARD.

Which Glib would this be?

Glibertarian Commenter: Tabernacle – what are you?

The Tabernacle: Not permitted.

Glibertarian Commenter: Where are you?

The Tabernacle: Not permitted.

Glibertarian Commenter: Do you know me?

The Tabernacle: I have your voice-print, Glib – and your genetic code, but only memory fragments.

Glibertarian Commenter: [gazing into the diamond he holds in his other hand] Tell me about the crystal transmitter.

The Tabernacle: I cannot give information which may threaten my own security.

Glibertarian Commenter: Brain emissions refract low wavelength laser light, passing through the crystal in the brain. They’re a code sent to you for interpretation and storage. Yes or no?

The Tabernacle: Not permitted.

WELL, THAT DID NOT GO AS ZARDOZ HOPED. THEREFORE, ZARODZ WILL GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK, SO THAT YOU MAY BE RAISED FROM BRUTALITY. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

LETS JUST TRY SOME LINKS THEN.

  • ZARDOZ SEES THIS AS CONTINUING EVIDENCE THAT THE BRUTALS, WHO ARE LEGION, NEED TO BE CLEANSED FROM THE CERTAIN PARTS OF THE EARTH.
  • FOOLISH BRUTAL! JUST SURRENDER NOW. ZARDOZ WILL DISPATCH BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS TO YOUR LOCATION.  YES, ZARDOZ IS NOT BENEATH CHEAP STEREOTYPE JOKES.
  • NO! THIS IS NOT WHAT ZARDOZ MEANT BY BEING A BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR. ZARDOZ ORGANIZES SUCH ACTIVITY, NO FREE-LANCING!
  • ZARDOZ NOT SURPRISED BY THIS…CLEANSING.
  • THIS BRUTAL FORGOT THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL, AND HE SHOULD NOT SAY SUCH THINGS!