The freaking Member-Guest is this weekend at my club, so I’m gonna have a hard time getting a round in today. And I couldn’t play in a golf outing when Ohio State hosts Penn State with an afternoon start.  So I don’t know what I’ll do with my time other than work. And that ain’t no fun for nobody.  Meh, I guess I can suck it up for another day. (Or I can still go out there around noon and figure out a way to worm my way in between groups out there before they start the shootout.)

No baseball yesterday means no shit-talking today. It also means I have time to dedicate for a nice early-season NHL analysis. In the Wales Conference, Tampa Bay just keeps on lighting it up.  44 goals through 11 games and a 9-1-1 record is a hell of a start.  The Pens are playing well, which is no surprise. But the Maple Leafs are hanging tough with a 7-3-1 record and look to end their misery streak with a nice season. Sure its early days, but they are looking good.  Ottawa, New Jersey, Columbus and the NY Islanders round out the top 7 although Boston and Carolina have a couple extra games to play and the middle of the table is pretty tight.  Over in the Campbell Conference, the LA Kings are leading the con…wait, did I just say the LA Kings are leading the Campbell?  Holy shit, they are.  Well good for them.  I suppose the bandwagon will start to attract a few more people by the day and pretty soon, the internet will be crawling with LA hockey fans. The Blues are right there with them and Vegas, with the generous expansion draft system that was employed this year, are hanging tough at the top and with a couple extra games to play.  Vancouver, Chicago and Dallas needn’t worry. They’re fine. But Arizona. Yikes! They might fold the team midseason if this debacle continues.  I mean, even Les Canadiens du Montreal have won a couple games this year.

Anyway on to football, where Stanford had to come back and pull out a miracle win against Oregon State, who just fired their coach two weeks ago. And there was a blowout in the pro game but I won’t report on out because I can’t find stories on who kneeled and who didn’t that don’t contradict each other. And I wouldn’t want to report on that oh-so-important part of the story without being accurate.

Fine. Ready? Off we go with…the links!

My God, look at those magnificent tits!

Hypocrisy, thy name is Ellen DeGeneris. But in the daytime star’s defense…that’s quite a pair of balloons.

I guess the shit apple doesn’t fall too far from the shit tree, does it Randy? (Pours out a beer for Mr Lahey)  What a fucking scumbag piece of shit.

We need to just tear down the Confederate monuments to end the national conversation. That’s what we were being told by those dumb enough to take these perma-griefers at their word. Except anybody with an ounce of brains knows they’ll never stop until they’ve destroyed everything that runs counter to their chosen narrative.

OK, I gotta give her credit for making a good joke. But it doesn’t sound like the hunger strike is anything to be taken seriously if the commissary receipts show anything. These guys sure as shit ain’t the IRA.

What an amazing amount of butthurt and deflection. But its what I’d expect from Mother Jones.  (Trigger Warning: duh, Mother Jones)

I don’t care about him whoring, but a Patriots fan? BLECH!

Houston cops bust 140 johns at a whorehouse. One of them a cop. I give the whorehouse credit for serving a diverse clientele though.  The slideshow shows men from all races and ethnicities willing to pay for a little boom-boom.

This song’s title reminds me of the left’s reaction to finding out their own ranks are filled with sexual harassers and guys jacking off into potted plants while starlets watch. But since its such a good song, I quickly overcome that and just rock out.

Have a great weekend. Go Astros! Go Bucks! Fuck Michigan! That is all.