STEVE SMITH OFTEN GET ASKED ABOUT FAMILY. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE ASK IF YETI OR BIGFOOT IS RELATIVE. YETIS MIGHT BE DISTANT COUSINS, BUT FAMILY NO TALK ABOUT THEM….OLD ARGUMENT THAT STEVE SMITH NOT KNOW WHEN STARTED. BIGFOOT…HE NOT REAL, SILLY PEOPLE! STEVE SMITH REAL! AND DON’T GET STEVE SMITH STARTED ON “SASQUATCH”…STEVE SMITH DID LOOK UP FAMILY TREE AND SEE ONE BRANCH OF FAMILY IN SOUTH AMERICA:

UNCLE MAPINGUARI

BUT STEVE SMITH DO HAVE ONE RELATIVE WHO LIVE NEARBY:

COUSIN SEA SMITH

 

STEVE SMITH LET COUSIN SEA SMITH DO LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE:

SEA SMITH GLAD TO SEE YOU. HOW YOU TELL? HE RAPE ALL OF YOU! HA HA. BUT SERIOUSLY, SEA SMITH USUALLY RAPE FISHING BOAT CREWS – DEADLIEST CATCH…MORE LIKE RAPIEST CATCH! OR SEA SMITH MAKE DO WITH RAPING SEALS, SEA LIONS OR STRAY CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS (COME TO LOOK AT THE GLACIERS, STAY FOR THE SEA RAPE!). SO, THAT A BIT ABOUT SEA SMITH.

AND NOW SEA SMITH GLAD TO HELP COUSIN STEVE SMITH OUT. HE SAY YOU LIKE LINKS, SO SEA SMITH GIVE YOU LINKS AND SAY COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE! FINE FOR RAPE.

  • WHAT KIND OF PIRATES NO RAPE CAPTIVES?! BAD PIRATES, THAT WHO.
  • PIRATES, YOU SAY?
  • SEA SMITH THINK THEY NO HIT ROADS.
  • SEA SMITH WONDER WHO ELSE STRENGTHEN BONDS WITH JAPAN?

SEA SMITH SEE YOU AROUND!