Thursday Afternoon Links

Man, I am busier than a meth-head in scab-picking contest. Big thanks to Swiss for picking up the ball and running with it the last few days. Hope to return to regular fun tomorrow.

Looks like SpaceX is having a case of the Teslas.

That piece of shit who shot up the church is in the running for worst human (without a government position or cult following division). TW: autoplay

If the whole #metoo thing is Heathers as sexual assault, is this the Martha Dumptruck scene? Also, this information would have been great like, six weeks ago.

Some idiot on FB posted that women get mental illness, too but only men mass murder. Uh, sure.

You’ll be shocked to find out that the TSA fails 80% of security tests. I mean, probably not you, but some people will pretend to be.

Have a little 80s synth theme-music

Comments

411 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Links”

  1. Just Say’n

    First

    1. Just Say’n

      (insert dancing ‘1’ here)

      1. Ask fer it…don’t git it.

        1. Just Say’n

          “F*ck you you lying lie lie pants!”

          John-ism

    2. Tonio

      Helloo, eh?

      1. bacon-magic

        Tell him to get to work.

  2. F. Stupidity Jr.

    Some idiot on FB posted that women get mental illness, too but only men mass murder.

    Are women’s victims only worth 77% of men’s victims?

    *#1 by disqualification of Just Say’n*

    1. bacon-magic

      Congrats on 1st.
      *shrugs at just say’n*

    2. Just Say’n

      This is some bullshit

      1. DesigNate

        Thems the rules.

        1. Just Say’n

          Making arbitrary rules without informing everyone doesn’t sound ‘libertarian’. It sounds more like something Nick Gillespie would do. I’m just calling it like I see it

          1. Just Say’n

            So, I guess Swiss and Nick Gillespie have a lot in common


            Mooo!

          2. bacon-magic

            How dare you. I met Swiss personally at OMWC’s door as he took off his Jacket™. Hey wait a minute…

          3. bacon-magic

            Lol, it was a good time. You guys need to make it to St. Louis.

          4. Just Say’n

            I’ll be in Bloomington on Friday. That is as far south as I’ve been in Illinois in a while. Any further south and weird things happen, like people calling ‘pop’ ‘soda’ and ‘gym shoes’ ‘sneakers’. Makes me shudder

          5. Mad Scientist

            Are you TRYING to get cat butted?

          6. Swiss Brown Cow butted

          7. Just Say’n

            Maybe Gillespie was a low blow.

          8. Gadfly

            So, I guess Swiss and Nick Gillespie have a lot in common

            So you didn’t get a dancing “1”, now you’re aiming for a cat butt? Some people will do anything to get an image in their post…

          9. Just Say’n

            Does no one else find it funny that calling someone comparable to Nick Gillespie is a grave insult here?

          10. bacon-magic

            Not funny one bit. I for one wouldn’t steep so low just too get a picture on my post.

            *EDIT FAIRY…SPECIAL EDITION*

          11. bacon-magic

            Woooooo Hoooooooo!

          12. Gadfly

            Lol. Edit fairy made this entire thread awesome with all these pics.

          13. bacon-magic

            Nice Swissy. lol

          14. DesigNate

            Damn, they skipped right past cat butt.

          15. That is just mine…a special entry.

  3. Private Chipperbot

    Mom in rape case loses state benefits.

    The woman who became tangled in a child custody case involving her rapist says the state has informed her she will lose food stamps and health care for her 8-year-old son, in part because of a GoFundMe account that has raised more than $100,000 on her behalf.

    1. Drake

      My wife and I raised a similar amount at our jobs, can we get some free shit?

      1. *hands over Illinois voter registration forms*

        Sure.

  4. Juvenile Bluster

    You’ll be shocked to find out that the TSA fails 80% of security tests. I mean, probably not you, earsbut some people will pretend to be.

    They’re improving. A couple of years ago it was 95%.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Needs moar security theatre!

      1. Tonio

        “Identify.” Nice. We should hammer that identify thing as a meme.

    2. Lackadaisical

      ^this, I’m honestly shocked they caught 20%!

      I can see 50% on the horizon, just a few trillion more dollars will get us there guys!

      1. Lackadaisical

        I feel like I should have included this

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Don’t forget pension benefits, they’ll need those to get to 50%

      3. Juvenile Bluster

        They want to be treated like actual “officers” (they’re called Transportation Security Officers because the union demanded it, but they don’t have arrest powers) and they want to have arrest powers and they want to be able to carry guns, which will surely work out well for everyone.

    3. Mad Scientist

      Hey, give ’em a break. It was their first job, and their only qualification was a burning desire to boss people around.

    4. Brochettaward

      You stole my comment!

    5. Count Potato

      If that means they only find criminals one out of five times, then they could be replaced with a sorority.

  5. Just Say’n

    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rand-pauls-neighbors-rip-media-landscaping-dispute-reports/article/2640090

    Article from the Washington Examiner quotes Paul’s neighbors who dispute the whole “Rand was beat-up over lawn clippings” narrative. The neighbors say that the attack was most assuredly instigated over politics. So, how did the lawn clippings narrative begin? The attacker’s lawyer first said the assault was over a dispute about lawn clippings and other issues of that nature and the media took him at his word, because they don’t want to discuss another left-wing fanatic using violence to further his political objectives.

    Pope Hat explained why the defendant’s argument should be taken with a grain of salt. If the attack was over Rand’s politics than it would be a federal crime, but if it were over some personal dispute than it would not be a federal crime. The question is why the media accepted the attacker’s argument for the assault without ever asking or reporting about the neighbors that dispute this narrative? Just joking- we all know why.

    1. bacon-magic

      Ken and Hihn hardest hit.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Dilly Dilly!

          1. *clenched teeth*

            Must….resist…catbutting…

          2. bacon-magic

            Do eeeeet.

          3. Just Say’n

            Are you Swiss’s sidekick now?

          4. Just Say’n

            You’re driving him cat butt-mad. Don’t be evil, bacon

          5. bacon-magic

            I’m not evil. A good catt-butting never hurt nobody.
            *pan sizzles*

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    The stock market went down today on fears that the Republicans are going to be too chickenshit to pass tax reform and that the Democrats will take the House next year.

    1. Just Say’n

      And that the Senate tax bill does not cut corporate taxes for a year, which means there would be no corporate tax cuts under the Senate bill. If you delay a tax cut- it will never happen

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The former will guarantee the latter.

    3. Brochettaward

      The entire first year of the Trump administration has basically been proof positive that all of the left’s arguments about tax cuts and regulations are bullshit. Things have been booming in anticipation of them. And the fucking cunts in the GOP can’t even deliver the one thing they’ve usually been relatively good about.

    4. Raston Bot

      “Democrats will take the House”

      say what now? is that really a possibility?

      1. Brochettaward

        It’s no more likely today than it was a week ago or even months ago, but the Democrats finally won some elections and they’re strutting around like a retard who just got its first erection.

      2. Gadfly

        It’s likely they’ll take seats, but winning it will take a hard fight. They’re strutting now for winning in some blue states, and while their advancement in the VA legislature could be telling they are celebrating way too soon (hey, that sounds familiar). I’d put odds of Dems taking the House at ~35% and odds of them taking the Senate at ~5%.

    5. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

      Crypto markets are up though, thanks Russia!

  7. Juvenile Bluster

    Is it wrong if I’m actively hoping that Roy Moore is actually guilty so that SoCon piece of shit can be out of politics forever? I’m not sure if he’s good on economic issues, but he’d be one of the worst in the Senate on personal freedom issues.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I won’t miss him.

      1. Chipwooder

        Neither would I, but I certainly wish this had come out months ago.

    2. Tonio

      He is a total POS, but I also fear that #metoo is going to become an easy way for the progs to discredit anyone they don’t like. I haven’t read the article so don’t know how credible her claim is.

      But if it is true, that would make him a hypocrite of the first water.

      1. bacon-magic

        ^^^

      2. Psycho Effer

        I believe that the allegations are credible and he needs to back out of the race PDQ. You can usually count on the most Puritanical ones being the most creepy in their private lives. Fuck that guy.

    3. Drake

      I’m kind of hoping it’s exposed as a ridiculous fraud and the false accuser is raked over the coals.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Can he be shamed out of the election and THEN it’s exposed as a ridiculous fraud and the false accuser is raked over the coals? Because that’d be a win-win for everyone.

        1. Private Chipperbot

          Roy Moore feel shame? /Nelson laugh.

      2. Know what I want?

        1. Mad Scientist

          R E S P E C T?

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          CODE RED

    4. Tonio

      The article states that other accusers have come forward with similar accusations from the same period and there are witnesses to the contact.

      1. Brochettaward

        The other accusers had more toned down stories of being hit on, a couple of dates and some kissing. Only corroboration is typically from the Mom or a friend who vaguely remembers them dating an older man. This despite the fact that the Washington Post claims it interviewed 30 people for the story. There’s a reason they focused on the 14 year olds claims, as well.

        It’s not out of the realm of possibility. He did end up marrying a 24 year old – 14 years his junior at the time. But we’re talking about 40 year old accusations here. How hard is it to find a few women to lie about a detestable and notorious Socon? It’s impossible to prove their lying at this point.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Look, I married an 8 year old. i won’t judge.

      2. Grumbletarian

        Affidavit: “Um, Roy Moore’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Moore make a pass at a teenager at 31 Flavors about 40 years ago. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

    5. Subwoofer

      What if its a total and complete fabrication?

      What if this is just part of the broader pattern of anyone who threatens the establishment in any way being tarred with claims of sexual assault/violence/deviance/etc. after that threat is revealed, publicized shortly before a critical juncture to try and push people away from that “deplorable” person?

      I’m to the point where I automatically disbelieve any claims against someone of a sexual nature. I know they do actually happen, both my wife and I were victims of crimes of a sexual nature, but as someone who was also falsely accused of sexual harassment and found guilty by the Title IX Inquisition even after they admitted they had no evidence to support the claims and in fact there was plenty of evidence to the contrary (she openly taunted me about it after filing the claim, which I had documented), I automatically assume all such claims are false until proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.

      I can’t believe ANYONE takes this shit at face value.

      1. DesigNate

        Sorry to hear that you got fucked by the Title IX kangaroo courts.

      2. Drake

        I agree. Some woman emerges from the woodwork a couple weeks before an election with a story about something that happened in 1979 with the Republican candidate?

        Bullshit.

    6. Raston Bot

      https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-11-08/the-aclu-wants-to-be-the-nra-without-all-the-guns

      i’ve never seen it written quite this explicitly before:

      The biggest conflict so far hasn’t been over how to handle elections but how to handle right-wing protests. In early August, the ACLU sued the Washington, D.C., transit agency, which had refused to let Milo Yiannopoulos, the alt-right author and activist, run ads for his book on its trains and buses. Chase Strangio, a staff attorney for the ACLU, posted a public statement personally objecting to the group’s association with Yiannopoulos. “Though his ability to speak is protected by the First Amendment, I don’t believe in protecting principle for the sake of principle in all cases,” wrote Strangio.

      Strangio’s letter continues…

      “And yes, the First Amendment is critical in protecting the ability of marginalized communities to protest, mobilize and build power. But it has already been eroded for those communities.”

      everything someone says before the word “but” is horseshit.

      In a broader sense, Shakir dismisses the idea that the ACLU should be held to a test of ideological purity. It’s a political-advocacy organization, not a legal defense fund. “When we’re choosing clients in any regard, it’s always a political determination,” said Shakir. “We shouldn’t delude ourselves that it isn’t.”

      how does the ACLU count to ten? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

      1. They might have dementia; first they forgot 2, now they forget 1!

        1. Count Potato

          Clinton-McCain 2020?

          1. Brochettaward

            There’s a Sugarfree story in there.

          2. Gadfly

            Zombie ticket?

      2. Grumbletarian

        “Though his ability to speak is protected by the First Amendment, I don’t believe in protecting principle for the sake of principle in all cases,” wrote Strangio.

        That’s a pretty long-winded way of saying “Principals, not principles.”

        1. Brochettaward

          Then why the fuck associate with the ACLU knowing that they’ve historically defended the rights of people you find icky in a critical capacity?

          1. Raston Bot

            there’s some sort of law discussed this morning about leftists taking over an organization and gutting it from the inside out.

          2. Count Potato

            I think they were always leftist.

          3. Chipwooder

            Conquests second law – every organization that isn’t explicitly right-wing eventually becomes left-wing.

      3. Tonio

        They’ve never litigated a 3A case, AFAIK, but in all fairness there haven’t been any 3A issues since Independence.

        1. There has been one recent attempt to tie the 3A into a police “we are taking your house over to stakeout next door, so scoot” case. Lemme go find it.

      4. antisthenes

        If they’re only protecting civil rights for half the country, shouldn’t they be the DCLU?

    1. Mad Scientist

      So now Pollocks don’t know how to multiply either?

    2. Lackadaisical

      It is a sad day when Catholics need to be told how to multiply.

      Anyway, seems like a good idea. We get all the good ones coming over here, and the UK will continue to need trades people. Plus, who will stop the dreaded Turk the next time they’re at the gates of Vienna.

      Deus vult.

      1. Just Say’n

        Well clearly the Poles would be the aggressors this time if they stopped an invasion by the Turks. Because nothing makes sense anymore

      2. Caput Lupinum

        The Hungarians are trying, though the EU is doing their best to stop them.

  8. Just Say’n

    https://twitter.com/FederalistPitch/status/928231263584051205

    The people that want to take your guns don’t know what a holster is

    1. The Other Kevin

      Is it the thing that goes up, or the black thing? Or a chainsaw attachment?

      1. Chipwooder

        No, it’s the muzzle brake.

  9. bacon-magic

    Some idiot on FB posted that women get mental illness, too but only men mass murder. Uh, sure.

    Hey Brett, you realize the nurse is a man?

    1. The Other Kevin

      That complicates things slightly.

      1. Everyone knows there are no male nurses.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          Huh. I have some serious questions for my dad then.

          1. bacon-magic

            “Son, remember that birds and birds talk we had?” / dadme

      2. The Other Kevin

        A transgender serial killer nurse would complicate things a LOT.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Are we sure, we are talking about Germany.

      1. bacon-magic

        Bedpans were involved I’m sure.

    3. BakedPenguin

      I saw that, too. Here’s a better link.

    4. Suthenboy

      Elizabeth Bathory has a sad.

  10. A farmer says to his wife: “If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!”
    Wife replies: “If you had a bigger cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!”

    http://archive.is/R0iiP

    7, 12, 27, 33

    1. bacon-magic

      7 fo sho

    2. Tundra

      Well, since 7 is so popular and this just started, I’ll take 39. She looks like she might do some bad, bad things.

    3. DesigNate

      12, 13, 33, 42

      33 every day and three times on Sunday.

  11. Spartan Dad

    Biden Didn’t Run in 2016 for Fear of Clinton’s ‘Stop at Nothing’ Opposition Research
    http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/11/09/joe-biden-didnt-run-2016-fear-hillary-clintons-stop-nothing-campaign

    Biden writes that he feared opposition research from the Clinton camp that would “stop at nothing,” and he eventually announced he would not run in October 2015.

    “Clinton backers sent the signal that they would not stop at voting records and policies if I did get in the race,” Biden reveals.

    On “Outnumbered,” Marie Harf agreed with Biden’s claim that he could have defeated Clinton in the primary.

    “I also think he probably could have given Trump much more of a competitive general election race,” Harf said. “And I think that he is also looking at 2020.”

    Kennedy said that Biden’s book and Donna Brazile’s book “sound the death knell for Hillary Clinton.”

    She explained that different factions of the Democratic Party are speaking out and declaring that it’s over for Clinton politically.

    I’ve been wondering why Hillary keeps interjecting herself in every thing instead of quietly disappearing after the election. I’m convinced now that she can’t let go and is 100% planning to run again in 2020. I think we’re now seeing the Democrat party leaders realizing Hillary is delusional and are trying to cleanse their house of her to prevent any chance of that happening.

    1. Gilmore

      Biden writes that he feared opposition research from the Clinton camp that would “stop at nothing,” and he eventually announced he would not run in October 2015.

      Also, because he probably has so many well-known skeletons in his closet that they wouldn’t even need to dig.

      *this is also why Warren didn’t run, fwiw. the rumor i heard was that she was told that her career would be destroyed if she tried running against hill.

      1. Suthenboy

        Where are all the #metoo’ers coming out about grabby Uncle Joe? You know they are out there…

        1. They’ve been warned that speaking out will result in suspicious suicide.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        I would love to hear about Warren’s skeletons.

        1. Just watch Poltergeist.

          1. Psycho Effer

            This house is clean.

        2. bacon-magic

          That’s part of her religion, you have no right to that information.

        3. Foreclosing on people and flipping the houses is probably the biggie. The I r a native ‘murican lie. Also did a lot of asbestos defense work (that is a skeleton to a leftie) on behalf of KKKorporashunz!

    2. The Other Kevin

      Of course Hillary is going to run in 2020. She orchestrated her entire life so she could become president. We owe it to her, and she didn’t get it. Maybe all the deplorables will finally get in line next time.

      1. Dear Lord please let her get the nomination again. She’s the worst candidate ever and by then her health will be severely failing, whatever the hell is wrong with her.

      2. The Other Kevin

        I’d be fine with that, considering that the media would lose even more credibility.

      3. Rufus the Monocled

        THAT’S what makes it so gratifying. Could you imagine how many people she ruined, upset and perhaps worse (drink!)?

        Fuck her. I hope her ambition eats her alive.

        1. Suthenboy

          She will have to go back to all of those people she blamed and put on her enemies list to suck up for support. My God that would be satisfying to watch.

          1. Gadfly

            If she runs again and has primary opponents who actually are trying to destroy her, while she’s trying to destroy them…with Trump taunting them all over twitter throughout the entire campaign…I’m going to have to stock up on a lot of popcorn.

      4. Sean

        Oh please let her run. That would be sooooo entertaining. Again.

    3. Gadfly

      If Biden’s planning on running, why would he reveal that he has skeletons in his closet? If Trump wants a second term (and I believe he does, as it would be a massive ego boost to win election again against all the forces opposing him), then those who wish to unseat him should not give him hints as to oppo research. Trump is the guy with the boldness to accuse Hillary Clinton of covering for her philandering husband, to her face, on national TV during a widely watched debate, with Bill sitting just a few yards away. He’s not going to leave skeletons untouched. He lacks both the tact and timidity of prior Republicans. He’s a bull in the political establishment china shop.

  12. Gilmore

    not sure i want to even know, but why exactly DO meth heads get face full o’ scabs?

    1. Mad Scientist

      Google tells me the meth causes them to pick at their skin due to the sensation of something crawling under it. Sounds pleasant.

      1. Gilmore

        yeah, i don’t get it. Redneck crack. why not just actually SMOKE CRACK? its in the same price category, and is (afaik) simpler to make., and probably involves 30% less “trailer explosions”

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Simpler to make, but not simpler to get the ingredients. You need cocaine to make crack. You can get the ingredients for meth from your local Wal Mart.

          1. Brochettaward

            Which is another way of saying that the colored-folk control the supply chain.

          2. Brasidas

            Walmarts used to set up meth features that had all of ingredients for meth all together and turn over footage of anyone who bought all of them to the local PD.

            Now they won’t even sell you Sudafed without a prescription.

          3. And of course this hasn’t stopped meth making and use.

          4. Gilmore

            You need cocaine to make crack

            duh.

            its just that from my impression of seasons 1-3 of Breaking Bad, it seemed to me that when it came down to basic supply-chain issues, both meth and crack eventually run into hard-to-get chemicals when you start talking about production in bulk.

            at least w/ coke, you don’t need a chemistry set. you just need somebody who knows somebody who knows some sketchy colombians.

        2. Brochettaward

          and probably involves 30% less “trailer explosions”

          You think this is a negative? *Shakes head* Yankees will never understand yokel culture.

  13. Suthenboy

    Now wait a minute. In her first account she said Moore came on to her but there was no sexual activity. Now there is naked touchy feely stuff? In a week it will be a full blown forceable rape.

    What are the odds that sometime in the next few weeks it will com rout that Corfman has some connection to the democrats or never trumpers? Volunteer campaign worker? Never Trumper? She didn’t show up during the campaign because the demops hadn’t dug her up and recruited her yet.

    I smell a rat.

    1. Spartan Dad

      My position is that it’s always a rat unless the victim went immediately to the police afterwards*.

      Maybe some of these women truly were raped, but there’s too many that have kept quiet for years or decades until it’s coincidentally the perfect time to cause maximum damage to the accused.

      *The exception would be if the police aren’t told because Daddy took justice for his little girl using a blowtorch, pliers, and a back 40 field.

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        + 6 hogs

      2. Brochettaward

        There’s no accusation of rape here, though. She claims she willing went on dates with him. He drove her to his house multiple times. She became uncomfortable once and asked to leave. He drove her home without incident. She went back again, though. One night he came out in his underwear with an erection. She asked to leave again. He drove her home without incident.

        This is a 14 year old. She claims she made her age clear. It’s obviously not appropriate, but this isn’t a rape accusation. The story hasn’t changed. The Post claims she remained consistent through 6 interviews, not that it really means that much.

        1. Suthenboy

          It looks like it has changed to me.

          1) He came on to me but nothing sexual happened

          2) …kissed her. On a second visit, she says, he took off her shirt and pants and removed his clothes. He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear.”

          This is the Washington Post we are talking about here. Serial liars, and as Q points out it is right out of the dems playbook. He flirted around with young girls in his thirties but lost interest as a dirty old man?

          I am not buying it. That’s what happens when you get caught lying over and over again. You have no credibility and crying wolf until you pass out gets you nowhere, wolf or not.

  14. So this deal with Judge Moore… I don’t excuse any of it, but it definitely seems taken right out of the Dems’ dirty playbook. *Sigh* We get the leaders we deserve I suppose.

  15. Juvenile Bluster

    Zeke Elliott’s suspension, which was on and then off and then on and then off and then on and then off… looks to be back on, for good this time.

    Fuck the Cowboys. And not in a Brokeback Mountain way.

    1. Drake

      Did Goodell agree to arbitration and name himself the arbitrator again?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Yep. But that’s what the players signed up for in the CBA. All the courts are saying is “We don’t really care if you’re guilty or not of what he says you are, you agreed to this process, you deal with it”

        1. Private Chipperbot

          TW: Reddit

          It sounds like the judges all agree he was railroaded, but sided with the league because the of stupid CBA the players agreed to.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            Same thing happened in the Brady and Peterson cases.

            The players agreed to this in the CBA. It’s their own damn fault.

          2. Psycho Effer

            Goodell is actually playing this well for the next CBA negotiation. He’s made this subject so important to the NFLPA that they are going to have to give in on other things in order to get this changed. Brilliant, though scummy negotiating tactic. He’s an excellent politician, Goodell.

          3. Drake

            It is the Union’s fault – for wrongly assuming they were talking to a Commissioner with a shred of honesty, honor, fairness, common decency, conscience, respect for the players, good faith, morals….

    2. Private Chipperbot

      My FF team hardest hit.

      1. Raston Bot

        i grabbed Alfred Morris a week ago.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      In time for the Eagles game I hope.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Suspension is immediate.

      2. BakedPenguin

        Eagles will still win.

        1. Brochettaward

          Who cares? It’s Philly. They aren’t winning the game that matters.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            I’m completely Negadelphia on everything. I always think something’s going to screw it up.

            This is our year.

            We’re going to win the Super Bowl. And I will spend about about 10 minutes crying after the final whistle, followed by immediately booking a flight to Philly for the parade.

          2. Brochettaward

            Oh, you sweet, sweet child…

          3. Tundra

            It’s almost painful to watch.

            /Minne sports fan

          4. Juvenile Bluster

            I’ve been a Philadelphia sports fan for long enough. I know how this usually ends. But Carson’s something special. And our defensive front 7 is just massive. And we’re getting our best CB back after the bye.

            I’m… feeling good. Which probably means doom. But for now I’m feeling good.

          5. Rufus the Monocled

            I feel this way because of Wentz. He ‘feels’ like money.

    1. Psycho Effer

      This is why I avoid fights. You never know.

  16. Juvenile Bluster

    So no link on the Louis C.K. story?

    At this point, who in Hollywood *isn’t* doing this? Anyone?

    1. Brochettaward

      I’d imagine plenty of guys in Hollywood don’t corner women and make them watch as they masturbate. This story is one that, as I said earlier, was already known before and people in Hollywood continued to associate with him.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        What is the story? I read that link earlier, but all it talked about was a movie he made. I must have not read far enough.

        1. Brochettaward

          He hits on a lot of female comedians. Likes to invite them to places and have them watch as he masturbates. Sometimes he asks first, sometimes he seemed to just start doing it. Would make the women feel that they couldn’t leave/block their paths. That was at least the old Deadspin story on Louie.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            What the hell is wrong with these dudes? I at least understand Spacey, he’s a horny megalomaniac. But the jacking off in hallways? That’s just weird.

    2. Rope Snake

      This shit isn’t sexual abuse at all. How is he “trapping” you in his apartment when his pants are stifling his legs and his hand is occupied? Just fucking walk out.

      I have older men say and try sexual things to me all the time. It’s uncomfortable but it’s not assault or abuse. You just decline and leave. Which seems to be what happened. How traumatic!

      “Rape culture” is a lie. It’s just synonymous with “sexual revolution.” Choose both or neither.

      Suddenly I’m a rabid traditionalist.

      1. Left Hand of Radar

        I saw a quote from Tig Notaro. I guess he jacked-it in front of her. She said, “He put out my comedy CD because he felt bad about it.” What the fuck? You mean you LET HIM produce and release YOUR album with HIS money because YOU knew that with HIS name on it it would sell. And now you don’t want to be associated with him. Got it.

        1. Rope Snake

          I really liked Tig. How quickly she turned on him is so disappointing.

          I wonder what Marc Maron will say about it. I’m sure he’ll throw him under the bus as well.

          In the entertainment world, like the political world, no one is really ever your friend. Sociopaths using sociopaths.

          1. Left Hand of Radar

            Maron strikes me as a stone shit-heel/pervert. My guess is he’ll keep his mouth shut.

  17. Gelatinous curry beef tendon is so delicious. God damn!

  18. This has crossed over into serious pathological behavior. I actually really mean that. The inability to come to grips with reality. It’s been a YEAR.

    https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/scott-whitlock/2017/11/09/washpost-imagines-what-if-hillary-had-won-two-alternate-timelines

    1. Brochettaward

      I’d like to see anyone at the Post explain how the fuck something like that is news or worthy of printing. It’s bad fan-fiction. The stuff of their fevered wet dreams.

      1. There is no explanation. They are not a news organization any longer. Just like CNN and the NYT are not news organizations.

        1. Sean

          Well…fake news.

    2. Suthenboy

      I have a nagging fear that TDS is getting worse and will get to the point where attacks like the one on Rand Paul are more common and not just against public figures but against anyone deemed a deplorable. If they keep on this path it will come to violence. Yes, it is pathological inability to face reality. They were so sure that the Chocolate Jesus had brought them to the brink of the glorious revolution only to have the deplorables yank the rug out from under them.

      1. kinnath

        It’s a contributing factor to my decision to get a permit to carry and to buy firearms, because I am clearly a deplorable.

        1. DesigNate

          If I could afford it, I’d be getting one myself.

          1. Vhyrus

            Where do you live? It might be cheaper than you think.

          2. DesigNate

            Texas.

            It’s not the license itself (from what I understand that’s fairly reasonable). I was under the impression that a decent handgun will run me 200-300.

  19. mr simple

    Louis C.K.is now in big trouble.

    It sounds to me like a few instances where he asked asked was either given permission or not and didn’t. He may be a pervert, but I don’t think that’s enough to be cast out of society.

    But what do I know. I’m definitely not woke enough.

    1. mr simple

      Now it shows up.

    2. Rope Snake

      I don’t think that’s enough to be cast out of society.

      Welcome to the woketopia.

  20. Juvenile Bluster

    This kind of thing is not helping your defense of Roy Moore, Alabama Republicans

    Asked whether or not the report would upend Moore’s campaign, [Alabama State Auditor Jim] Ziegler predicted that Alabama voters would be angrier at the Washington Post for “desperately trying to get something negative” than Moore for his dalliances with teenage girls decades ago.

    “He’s clean as a hound’s tooth,” Ziegler claimed, before relying on Scripture to defend Moore.

    “Take the Bible. Zachariah and Elizabeth for instance. Zachariah was extremely old to marry Elizabeth and they became the parents of John the Baptist,” Ziegler said choosing his words carefully before invoking Christ. “Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”

    “There’s just nothing immoral or illegal here,” Ziegler concluded. “Maybe just a little bit unusual.”

    1. Brochettaward

      Only, as the Post covers, the behavior was illegal under Alabama law even at the time. But it’s going to be way too easy to find nutty religious types willing to defend going for little girls.

      On that note, I didn’t even much like spending time with teenage girls when I was a teenager. Fun to look at? Want to stick it in them? Sure. But actually enjoying their company?

      1. bacon-magic


        *holds tongue ‘cuz not sure if Brochettaward is a serial killer or not*

      2. mr simple

        Yeah it doesn’t help against the accusations that they want to return to a time when women were chattel.

    2. RAHeinlein

      I’m curious what Alabama’s age of consent in was at that time.

      1. Brochettaward

        16.

        1. RAHeinlein

          Was it 16 at the time the alleged events took place?

          1. Brochettaward

            According to the Post, yes?

          2. RAHeinlein

            I am seeing 14, but I don’t have the Post’s investigative skills…

            http://onlineathens.com/stories/052001/new_0520010074.shtml#.WgTUB4ZJmCS

          3. Brochettaward

            The Post could be wrong. I don’t care enough to look. But that is discussing marrying age. That’s not the same as sexual consent.

    3. Tonio

      I hate that this will validate the fever dreams of the Margaret Atwood crowd.

    4. Suthenboy

      At this point they are nothing but unsubstantiated allegations about something that happened 40 years ago. If those idiots will shut their goddamned mouths it will be perceived that way.

  21. DesigNate

    It’s hilarious to me how everyone made/makes fun of Pence’s whole “I’m only ever alone with my wife” thing. In every one of these stories, it turns out the guy was alone with the girl, allowing for either actual things to happen or opening themselves up to the possibility of future accusations.

    Maybe Pence doesn’t look so stupid now.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      I was thinking the same thing a couple days ago when this #metoo crap starting blowing up. Nah, still proves he’s a misogynist according to the right thinking people.

    2. Tundra

      Hell, my grandfather gave me that advice when I was just starting in the business world. I didn’t really listen until I realized how much I had to lose.

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        And back then, weaponized accusations weren’t nearly what they are today.

        1. DesigNate

          Weaponized Accusations would be a decent band name.

    3. SimonD

      I posted something like that when the story first came out. In a world where the entire elite establishment would like nothing better than to ensnare a SoCon in a sex scandal, it’s smart to do nothing to give them the opportunity to make one up.

  22. So, just finished listening to the doc on David Parker Ray in the background and now I feel slightly sick to my stomach. That all went down when I still lived in NM, but the reporting at the time was pretty sparse on the details. For those with the same morbid curiosity as me, go to youtube and search for his “initiation tape” he played for all his victims. I won’t link it here cause it’s broken into multiple parts. Supposedly, SAW was partially inspired by this guy. May have to knock off early to start drinking.

    1. Brochettaward

      Never heard of this nutbag. Speaking of creepy and lesser known serial killers, people should look up the Original Night Stalker/East Area Rapist. 12+ murder victims, probably a good 50 rapes, hundreds of break-ins to homes. And hardly anyone even knows who he was. Rapes weren’t even linked to the murders (which themselves weren’t linked) until 2001. After his first few attacks, he targeted couples in their homes. Sometimes with entire kids and relatives present. Woke them up in the middle of the night, spent hours terrorizing and intermittently raping. There’s actual phone calls on the internet to his victims because he liked to do that, too.

      Never caught. No one has any fucking clue who he was.

      1. bacon-magic

        Serial killers usually like to brag. Most times they are in plain site.
        *scribbles on notepad furiously*

        1. Brochettaward

          I’m far too lazy to be a serial killer. Those guys have to put a lot of man hours into that shit. It’s just daunting to me. You have to have a real passion for it.

          1. bacon-magic

            I’m getting sceered now.
            *checks 6*

          2. Juvenile Bluster

            You can tell us. You’re among friends. How many bodies are buried in your backyard?

          3. Brochettaward

            I’m in Florida. Only fucking amateurs try to bury bodies down here.

          4. bacon-magic

            “Alright boys, check the swamp!” / deputy fife
            *eyes light up as they prep the swamp buggies and air boats*

          5. Brochettaward

            Irrespective of the swamps, it’s just a real pain in the ass to dig a body sized hole in Florida. People don’t realize it.

          6. Juvenile Bluster

            So you’re saying your victims were hacked to pieces and left in various spots in the Everglades?

          7. Let the gators do the work for you.

          8. bacon-magic

            it’s just a real pain in the ass to dig a body sized hole in Florida. People don’t realize it.

            Yeah can’t believe their ignorance.
            *checks out old serial killer movies*

          9. Brochettaward

            So you’re saying your victims were hacked to pieces and left in various spots in the Everglades?

            I’m not going to dignify that with a response, but if I did kill her, that is a more plausible explanation for what I did with the body than trying to dig a hole in SWFL.

          10. It is Florida…just wait for a giant sinkhole to open up!

      2. Psycho Effer

        Lookup Peewee Gaskins. Chilling.

      3. B.P.

        Dean Corll.

      4. This guy was highly organized. Claims he started raping at age 15, was apprehended at 62. Hundreds of rapes and as many as 60 murders. Go look at pics of “The Toy Box”, it’s absolutely the stuff of nightmares.

        1. Brochettaward

          On his Wikipedia page now. Strangest thing is the places he operated in. Elephant Butte and True or Consequences, New Mexico? Who named this shit?

          1. One of my friends in middle school had gone to elementary school in T or C.

          2. Brochettaward

            Reading more about this guy, the serial killers with accomplices are always the freakiest. A lone whack job doing something like that doesn’t shock me. Finding other people who are willing to participate and go along with it? That’s the one that actually manages to actually take my opinion of humanity down a few notches.

          3. This one’s new to me:

            “In 1999, [FBI Agent Patty] Rust was tasked with preparing detailed drawings and diagrams of every item inside the torture collection of David Ray […] after spending five days in a trailer viewing the sado-sexual evidence, Agent Rust walked out of the TOY BOX and shot herself in the head with her service revolver, dying instantly.”

          4. antisthenes

            Uh, just look to the Third Reich or the USSR to find out how many willing accomplices there are out there.

          5. Gadfly

            Well, Truth or Consequences was renamed that in order to get a game show to broadcast from there, so at least they have a (weird) reason.

          6. BakedPenguin

            Truth or Consequences was a 60’s game show that told cities that they would relocate to anywhere in the US if the city renamed themself in honor of the game show. ToC, NM did, and they had a few years of notoriety hosting a game show. Now, it’s just a WTF moment, like seeing a road sign for Hell, Michigan.

    2. Suthenboy

      I remember an FBI agent admitting that they figure there are at least 50 of those guys operating at any given time, the vast majority of which go un-caught.

      Sleep tight!

      1. I will… with a pistol by my bedside.

      2. Brochettaward

        The guy I mentioned above would break into homes with armed residents (this was late 70’s California, that was still allowed). He would usually spend weeks ahead of time stalking victims and breaking into their homes to prepare for his attacks. In one case it’s believed he unloaded one guys weapon (rumored to have links to the actual mob/gang member) well before hand.

        1. Suthenboy

          I have dogs. Two of which can be quite intimidating. They go apeshit every time they hear a strange noise.

          1. Brochettaward

            Suthenboy, I can keep at this all day. He attacked homes with dogs and kids. It’s been speculated he would get to know the pets before hand. You can look the shit up.

          2. bacon-magic

            I bet you can.
            *calls CSI*

          3. Brochettaward

            Did I tell you guys about the time the East Area Rapist struck next door to an FBI agent, and managed to escape via bike?

          4. Spartan Dad

            I hear you. I understand that some people prefer cats or lap dogs, but I couldn’t imagine not having big dogs in my life. Mine act as a pack and would tear into someone breaking in like wolves on a wounded elk. Only thing I fear for them is being poisoned, but that would act as it’s own alarm for me.

  23. mr simple

    I tried posting this earlier but it didn’t seem to take.

    Louis C.K.

    It reads like he asked some women if he could masturbate in front of them and then did or didn’t depending on their answer. He may be a pervert but it’s not harassment just because some women regretted it.

    1. Brochettaward

      The NYT’s is basically repacking shit that, what, Deadspin reported on years ago and calling it news? I’m not even going to bother reading it, but there were definite ways he crossed boundaries and some of it wasn’t so consensual. But the Deadspin quality of reporting was friend of friend type shit anonymously.

      1. mr simple

        Well, the NYT does have names and interviews with the victims. But it’s two women who said they were joking when they said yes, one woman who said no, onw who said she could hear him when she was on the phone with him and one who said yes but later regretted it. I’m not saying he hasn’t done something worse, but these aren’t especially damning accusations.

        Side note: My phone autocorrected damning to smiling.

    2. B.P.

      Man, these Hollywood guys are some real smooth operators.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        It seems like there’s a lot of ‘do you mind if I pull on my dick’ with these fellows. Weird.

        1. Sean

          It seems like there’s a lot of ‘do you mind if I pull on my dick’ with these fellows. Weird.

          Narcissists with performance anxieties explains it all.

        2. Suthenboy

          Well, they are professional exhibitionists.

    3. bacon-magic

      #metoo claims another.
      Identity politics still running amok. They tried their best with the black lives matter crap…watch that rear it’s head in the spring.

    4. bacon-magic

      I’m not even a big fan of his, he always seemed like a jack off.
      (too soon?)

  24. F. Stupidity Jr.

    I’m relieved to know it wasn’t the other way around: Cops: Man has body in trunk, drugs in rectum

    1. Brochettaward

      How is the media going to backtrack on that after taking the guys defense attorney at his word?

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        How is the media going to backtrack on that after taking the guys defense attorney at his word?

        A) Trump
        B) Russia
        C) The Alt-Right
        D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

      2. Tundra

        Like reality and truth ever affect their coverage.

        The only thing that bugs me about this is how assaulting a senator is somehow worse than assaulting any random drunken asshole. Too ‘more equal’ for my liking.

        1. Agreed. We actually discussed this late on the lynx last night. Six broken ribs and a pleural effusion is enough to get anyone charged with felony assault IMO though.

        2. bacon-magic

          ^^^

        3. commodious spittoon

          How dare you. Random Drunken Asshole is an international treasure.

          1. Tundra

            Read it again. In my world RDA is on par with Rand.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Tbh I’m kinda wondering whether his assailant was not, at the time, a specific drunken asshole.

        4. Grumbletarian

          It may have something to do with Paul not being able to go to Washington to vote until he is well enough to travel. Interfering with government functions or the like.

        5. antisthenes

          Sucks, but assaulting a Senator to the point he’s stuck recovering in a hospital is potentially depriving his constituents of a voice in the Senate, which means you’ve also kinda sorta violated the civil rights of a whole lot of people.

          And if it gets a slap on the wrist, expect more people with no morals and a strong lust for power (IOW, most far leftists) to do it again and again and gain real political power through terrorism. And expect people on the other side to then feel that they’re morally entitled to return the favor to reclaim the political power they won through elections. And then you get a civil war.

          1. Mad Scientist

            They’re already convinced themselves that punching Nazis is perfectly OK, and Republicans are just different kind of Nazi as far as they’re concerned.

          2. Tundra

            It really is yet another good argument for a much more decentralized government. By concentrating the power in such a small group makes it much easier for the terrorists.

          3. antisthenes

            I’m pretty sure a couple of politicians are going to get killed before Trump’s term is out. After that, who the hell knows? Prepping for civil war is high on my TODO list.

      3. Suthenboy

        Liars dont backtrack. They tell new lies and pretend the previous ones dont exist.

      4. grrizzly

        The New York Times didn’t feel the need to backtrack on blaming Sarah Palin for the Arizona shooting. It double-down on it five years later. I expect the same here.

    2. I think I speak for everyone when I say:

      NO DUH!

    3. Suthenboy

      No shit.

    1. 911 can put you on hold?

      1. Raven Nation

        I got put on hold by 911 when I called in a fire alarm once.

        1. BakedPenguin

          They heard your Aussie accent and thought they were being duped by a drop bear.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Maybe not me, but you? Definitely.

    2. Suthenboy

      Evan Mullen – “Is it Louis C.K.?”

      Alex Purcell – “TOO SOON”

      Evan Mullen – “Timing was too perfect haha”

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I have already gone into reflexive disbelief mode on all this METOO crap. I saw that thing about a comedian “masturbating” in front of women and assumed it was something on the order of, “OMG he’s got his hands in his pockets, jingling his keys, and it looks like he’s playing pocket pool.”

    1. bacon-magic

      *jingles keys*

    2. Suthenboy

      All of this shit the left stirs up is on the level of moral panics that overly emotional HS kids get swept up in. That is all it is.

      Even in middle school I just shook my head at them and walked away.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    The only thing that bugs me about this is how assaulting a senator is somehow worse than assaulting any random drunken asshole.

    Only on the floor of the Senate, or engaged on official business.

    (Says the guy using the name of the most notorious assaulter-of-Senators ever.)

    1. Tundra

      You sure? One of the articles said it is a fed offense to assault a ‘federal officer’ and asserted that a senator qualifies.

      Doesn’t really matter. They are still little piggies.

    2. Suthenboy

      Actually it isnt worse. Go hit some random drunken asshole with a weapon, crack six ribs and put him in the hospital with a ruptured lung and you are likely to be charged with attempted murder or at least some form of felonious assault.

      1. Suthenboy

        I should have qualified that better: blindside random drunken asshole in an unprovoked attack that causes serious, even life threatening injury and you are going to jail in just about any jurisdiction in the country.

        If they let this dude off and he ends up as the next Hodgkinson the shit is really gonna hit the fan.

      2. Tundra

        One of my teammates got busted in the face during a hockey game by an off-duty cop. Two-handed swing like the asshole was trying to split a log. Lost like 10 teeth, broke his jaw in 5 places – multiple surgeries. Not only were there no charges filed, the fucking cops wouldn’t even take a report – supposedly because it happened on a rink.

        Nope, we do not merit the same protections as the top.men.

        1. bacon-magic

          *drops gloves and files lawsuit*

        2. We certainly do not.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Perezhogin#Stick_swinging_incident

          This was pro hockey and the guy still got a one year suspended sentence and a fine.

          1. Chipwooder

            Todd Bertuzzi was charged after paralyzing Steve Moore.

          2. Brochettaward

            To be fair, Stafford did swing with his own stick first.

  27. mexican sharpshooter

    You’ll be shocked to find out that the TSA fails 80% of security tests.

    I’m shocked its that low.

    1. Tundra

      Ew. Go right ahead.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Gonna have to agree with Tundra here.

        1. bacon-magic

          Yeah, that’s gonna be a no.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            You people are nuts.

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            That is your most disturbing avatar to date. Well done.

    2. Suthenboy

      How long before these chicks start #metoo’ing people for looking at them on the internet?

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.
  28. Count Potato

    “Two more Jeremy Piven accusers speak out: Advertising executive says actor ‘ejaculated onto her turtleneck’ after forcing himself on her and porn star tells how he pulled out his penis at a party and said ‘all this can be yours’”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5066567/Two-women-accuse-Jeremy-Piven-sexual-misconduct.html

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s stealing my best pickup methods.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      OK, the porn star needing a fainting couch is a bit much.

  29. Enough About Palin

    “busier than a meth-head in scab-picking”

    So the scabs are self-inflicted. Or does meth make your face break out?

    1. Suthenboy

      Yes.

    2. Lachowsky

      Generally speaking, it starts with meth heads trying to clean their faces Small blemishes and pimples and the like are over cleaned and injured. Meth head then continues to fuck with the small injured areas for day at a time until they become larger injured areas.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    You sure? One of the articles said it is a fed offense to assault a ‘federal officer’ and asserted that a senator qualifies.

    Sorry, I meant that would be my preferred restriction on the charge.

    If Chuck Schumer gets in front of you with twenty items in the eight-item line at Kroger, you should be able to deck him with impunity.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      If he gets in line with 7 items, can I do the same thing?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      At least give him a titty Twister

  31. The Late P Brooks

    If he gets in line with 7 items, can I do the same thing?

    Drop a couple of canned items on his head, to bump his total.

  32. Scruffy Nerfherder

    What we all knew was coming has just shown up.

    “As tech giants become a new kind of Internet gatekeeper, I believe the same basic principles of net neutrality should apply here: no one company should have the power to pick and choose which content reaches consumers and which doesn’t,” Franken wrote yesterday in an op-ed for The Guardian. “Facebook, Google, and Amazon—like ISPs—should be ‘neutral’ in their treatment of the flow of lawful information and commerce on their platforms.”

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/11/al-franken-wants-net-neutrality-rules-for-google-facebook-and-amazon/

    I’d love to hear the stammering from all those twats at Google and Facebook over the proposal to apply their cherished net neutrality to their content.

    *Edit Fairy fixes Puritanical Autocorrect*

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s = twats

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yay edit fairy! Keepin’ it real!

      1. I like the edit fairy’s twat.

    3. Good Christ! Someone broke that edit fairy’s fingers, and I have no idea whats going on in the naughty bits area, but she really needs to visit her Editfairyocologist.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just because everyone should see a 68 year old man who’s faster and more bad ass than them (and pretty much everyone else).

      https://youtu.be/poYsQRs3Myw

      1. Tundra

        Nice.

  33. Derpetologist

    One of the second stringers at Current Affairs has some thoughts to share.
    https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/11/every-parent-deserves-a-nanny-state

    This is a two-fer: a childless woman explaining why we should emulate the policies of countries with below-replacement fertility rates.

    ***
    Even though our economy benefits from population growth, the state continues to confine the costs of care to nuclear families and the private sector. This toxic dynamic is straining our society’s ability to rear its children.

    In the struggle for free universal childcare, we’ve actually regressed since World War II. For a brief three years, Congress funded an expansive childcare program through a 1940s wartime law called the Lanham Act. With large segments of the male population drafted away, the state tapped women to sustain production at home. In exchange, it offered affordable relief from caregiving duties if the mothers could meet the low eligibility bar: working in a community contributing to the war effort, and paying of a small flat fee under 75 cents per day. The school formats and hours varied by locality but, in some places, ran 24/7 to accommodate round-the-clock work schedules. The scheme worked. For the first time in the country’s history, married women even surpassed single women in the labor force. By the time the war wound down, the program had become so popular that protests broke out around the country when Congress began closing facilities.

    Pictured: Each year, parents come to the pier to return inconvenient children to the stork, who carries them to the nearest public boarding school to be raised in a friendly and supportive environment. Artwork by Vanessa A. Bee

    Though there’s a pervasive social assumption that 100% “DIY parenting” is inherently more virtuous, the truth is that parents, as a class, are not innately better-suited than experienced caregivers when it comes to performing emotionally rewarding, but ultimately mundane childcare-related tasks like homework, cooking dinner, and tucking children in. One Percent families have no qualms enlisting the private village to help their children with Common Core-style math and building science projects. In fact, rich parents are the few people in the U.S. who are able to take advantage of the ultimate outsourcing village: the boarding school.
    ….
    Boarding schools should be about expanding options to parents and reimagining our childrearing culture. But carving out more time to care for children and for oneself can be achieved by additional means, too. Luckily for us, some of these means complement existing goals of the Left. For instance, shortening the work week to 36 or even 30 hours would grant parents who wish to spend more time at home the power to do so.

    A statutorily-reduced work week would also discourage employers from demanding longer hours from parents who would choose to place their children in boarding schools.

    The argument for universal childcare is grounded in best outcomes for children, but also, just as importantly, in superior quality of life for their parents.
    ***

    1. Tundra

      Sound like a great plan. Where do I sign up for this glorious future, comrade?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The boarding school, or as I call it, Pedo-Mart.

    3. Mad Scientist

      Even though our economy benefits from population growth, the state continues to confine the costs of care to nuclear families and the private sector.

      Oh, fuck you, bitch. The state is already making me pay for their schools, their lunches, giving their parents tax deductions for their existence, and inflicting untold punishments on me because some brat somewhere might see titties or a bottle of alcohol. You want kids? YOU pay for them for a change.

    4. Suthenboy

      “…the truth is that parents, as a class, are not innately better-suited than experienced caregivers when it comes to performing emotionally rewarding, but ultimately mundane childcare-related tasks like homework, cooking dinner, and tucking children in.”

      Ceausescu approves.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvL_DGjGuhA

      skip to 4 minutes.

      Parents suck. https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/02/20/280237833/orphans-lonely-beginnings-reveal-how-parents-shape-a-childs-brain

      1. Suthenboy

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11370571/Loving-foster-homes-repaired-brain-damage-of-Romanian-orphans.html

        These people are fucking evil incarnate. I hope vanessa bee comes down with pancreatic cancer and rots away alone in a cold state hospital with a filthy concrete floor, peeling pant and roaches and mice shitting everywhere. Alone, in bed with her own excrement.

        1. Send her to David Ray’s toy box.

      2. DesigNate

        Is this basically arguing that the state can take care of our children as well as we can?

        If so, Melissa Harris Perry agrees vigorously.

        1. Suthenboy

          Her too, same hospital. Evil bitch. They dont advocate this shit because they dont know how it turns out, they advocate it because they do.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      For giggles, check out Nathan’s (the editor of Current Affairs) Facebook page. He’s a wannabe Tom Wolfe without the wit or the wisdom.

      1. Derpetologist

        The real laughs are on his youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpUrE0uOYc

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            The affectation is horrible. I can’t believe he hasn’t gotten his ass kicked for that.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          *Comments are disabled.*

          Gee, I wonder why.

  34. Tundra

    Speaking of glorious futures: Shuttle Down! Self-Driving-Shuttle Era Begins with a First-Day Crash in Las Vegas

    Yeah, I know I’m an evil car guy, but this made me giggle.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Lol. I’ll be in Vegas in January, I’ll look for that.

    2. Mad Scientist

      Built by French manufacturer Navya…

      I don’t know how long I can tolerate the idea of French robots taking the jobs of hard-working American robots!

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Speaking from the perspective of a former Renault owner, there’s no way in Hell I’d get on that thing.

        1. Lachowsky

          When my older brother turned 16, in 1998, my dad found bought him a car. I don’t know where he found one that wasn’t rusted away, but he got him a 77 model Renault LeCar. .8 liters of fury under the hood. His friends made fun of him mercilessly about it.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I had a Fuego. It was by far the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever owned.

          2. Christ, your avatar is going to give me nightmares.

          3. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Embrace the nation’s future Q.

    3. Gilmore

      If only the truck had the autonomous technology, this would likely not have occurred.”

      This is sort of like the, “if only we’d spend more money, would could have averted the bankruptcy”-argument.

      They will never be happy until 100% of every economy is entirely controlled by Top People; and then, when it continues to fail, they will blame ‘subversives’ and ‘wreckers’ within the system.

      1. Tundra

        Which is why I call bullshit when I’m told that autonomous and real vehicles will share the road. The fuckers have come right out and said they want us out of our cars.

        Pass.

        1. Suthenboy

          Of course they want us out of our cars. Nothing else gives a person more independence than the ability to go great distances at will and carry lots of stuff with them. It is empowering to have your own vehicle. It is empowering to be able to defend yourself. It is empowering to have enough wealth that you have options. It is empowering to have people who have your back (family). It is empowering to have private property that produces wealth (land). You name it, anything that empowers the individual the left is trying to kill.

          1. Tundra

            I smell an article submission.

          2. Suthenboy

            I havve a pile of them. I cant ever seem to get them polished to the point of submitting.

          3. Tundra

            If you ever need another set of eyes, you know how to reach me. I think i’m gonna work on a car one.

          4. Gordilocks

            I know I’m real late to the links, but this is 100% spot on, Mr Suthenboy. Fucking eh.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      Why pick Vegas to test this out? I’m surprised there aren’t more pedestrian fatalities. Nobody pays attention to the traffic on Las Vegas Blvd.

  35. BTW…because I crave attention – have you looked at Monica Belluci’s ass lately? Actually circa 2002 but who’s counting?

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Asterix is my favorite comic by a slim margin, but damn, I couldn’t force myself to look at live action. It just looks…wrong. Uncanny valley in reverse or somesuch.

      The ass is very fine, though.

  36. Derpetologist

    mental sandbox time

    Tweaking infantry platoon structure

    Current structure

    ***
    In the United States Army,[16] rifle platoons are normally composed of 42 soldiers. They are led by a Platoon Leader (PL), usually a second lieutenant (2LT), and with a Platoon Sergeant (PSG), usually a Sergeant First Class (SFC, E-7). Rifle platoons consist of three nine-man rifle squads and one nine-man weapons squad, each led by a Staff Sergeant (E-6). The platoon headquarters includes the PL, PSG, the radio-telephone operator (RTO), platoon forward observer (FO), the FO’s RTO and the platoon medic.
    ***

    My proposal

    PL, PSG, 2 RTOs, 1 FO, 1 sapper/engineer, 1 SMAW (rocket launcher) —- HQ squad (8 soldiers)

    M203 (grenadier), M249 (machine gunner), M4 with scope (designated marksman), medic, 2 M4 (rifleman), MP5 (submachine gunner), section leader — 1 section (8 soldiers)

    5 sections + HQ squad = 48 soldiers

    So the main differences are more medics, designated marksmen, and submachine gunners. I think having a variety of weapons is better for flexibility. Several modern armies include designated marksmen in their platoon structures.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      You could make do like Germans (and I think US) in ww2 if you want an SMG and give it to the section leader. They should be commanding, not taking potshots.

      A lot of armies started with 4 and 5 section/squad platoons but found it better to drop to three. Sometimes it was simply due to lack of manpower (post-42 Germany) but maybe something about number of capable NCOs? Or just how many squads you can expect an Lt to keep track of?

      Yes, playing Flames of War for 10+ years made me think about platoon and company structures a LOT 😛

    2. Gustave Lytton

      1) FO & FO RTO are attached from FA (at the brigade level) not organic
      2) There’s been a great effort in increasing the medical ability of all soldiers. When I was in, the goal was one combat lifesaver (CLS; able to start IVs, insert airways, able to do a little more than buddy aid ) per squad. That’s pretty much the baseline now.
      3) Getting rid of the GPMGs (M240) gives up a lot of your organic firepower in exchange for pistol caliber SMGs. The number I always heard was the two MGs were 83% of the platoon’s firepower. That’s the base of fire to allow the rifle squads to maneuver to the enemy under our current doctrine. Would take a lot of work to come up with an alternative to the current doctrine. Not saying it shouldn’t/couldn’t be done, but it’s not there for no good reason either. They also have a reach that is increasingly lacking with carbine equipped rifle squads.
      4) Switch out the M4 with a scope for something with a longer barrel or heavier round.
      5) Under the current organization, a rifle squad is divided into fire teams of 3-4 men including the team leader who is responsible for his fireteam. This allows the squad leader to give direction to the team leaders (and individuals as needed) but doesn’t have to directly supervise 8 joes all the time.
      6) Schooling, in/out processing, sickcall, leave, additional duty, etc. almost always guarantees that a platoon is never at full book strength on any given day.

      1. in 2003, CLS was optional…. by the time I was called up again in 2007, we ALL had to take and pass.

      2. dbleagle

        I’d advocate to return to the old “H Series” Infantry platoon of my LT days with a few tweaks. The Army adopted 9 man squad because of the Bradley- so the organization had to fit the vehicle limitations and not the other way around. (See the link for the hilarious but true story of the Bradley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA )

        Three squads with 11 grunts: SL with rifle (or SMG if you prefer), SSG; two Team Leaders with rifles SGT; two automatic riflemen with M249’s (note Derp that the SAW is not a MG-it is an automatic rifle and can fire M16 magazines or belt), two M-203 gunners (a great but underutilized weapon) and four riflemen. That gives you a SL and two five man fireteams. The downside to an SMG for the SL is now you need to add another type of ammo to the supply chain and he can’t swap out magazines when the shit get real. I would keep the SL with a common ammunition and magazine type.

        Weapons squad with a SL, two M-240 teams (Gunner, AG and ammo bearer) and two AT teams armed with the Carl Gustov (versus my era with the 90mm) of a gunner and spotter/ammo bearer. I would add two marksman teams of one shooter and one spotter. I advocate the M21 since the round is good and if the shit gets too hot they can strip rounds from the M240 belts.

        HQ section with PL, PSG and RTO . I would up it to two RTO’s and I would also add two UAV drivers for the nano-UAVs already in use.

        Keep the usual attachments. Plus everybody in the platoon would add belted 7.62; AT rounds or 60mm mortar rounds to their loads. Based on my experience the basic load would be 420 rounds 5.56 (7 magazines plus 7 loads more), one vest of 40mm per M203; 800 rounds of belted 5.56; 120 rounds match grade 7.62 per marksman 1200 7.62 rounds per MG team. Each rifleman and member of HQ section also gets 2 frag grenades at a minimum. The ammo loads would shift depending on the mission e.g. M203 rounds and grenades climbing for MOUT.

  37. Derpetologist

    only alternet:

    My Harrowing Journey Through White America
    The rise of the alt-right is no coincidence. For millions of Americans, race is all they have.

    https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/my-harrowing-journey-through-white-america

    ***
    On the journey back to Nashville I stopped at a secondhand shop on the roadside, selling Confederate paraphernalia, owned by Nikki who had a complicated relationship to the stars and bars. “I’m a proud southerner,” she said. “But you and I both know the [American] civil war’s basically about slavery,” she told me. “Thank God we lost, thank God … but it doesn’t mean that we still don’t wanna honour our dead.”
    ***

    What. a. monster.

    1. Alternet is possibly the only site worse than EF.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Perhaps, just perhaps, the left’s constant harping on racial identity over the past 4 decades has worked its way into white America’s psyche as well.

      If institutional racism is why black America doesn’t succeed, why can’t it be white America doesn’t succeed? After all, the burden of proof for these assertions doesn’t seem to exist.

    3. Suthenboy

      Gary also wrote an article entitled “Why I am glad I am leaving America”.

      See, I can find common ground with anyone, even a pinko POS.

  38. Pan Zagloba

    God in heaven, I didn’t know this was a thing

    Statistics Canada confirms British Columbia’s economy grew by 3.5% in 2016, exceeding last February’s forecast of 2.7% provided by the Economic Forecast Council (EFC).

    The province’s higher-than-expected economic growth in 2016 triggers the Economic Stability Dividend (ESD), negotiated as part of the province’s 2014 Economic Stability Mandate. The ESD will increase compensation for unionized employees by 0.4% beginning in Feb. 2018.

    To activate the ESD, the GDP growth for British Columbia must exceed the forecast provided by the independent EFC for the fiscal year. The wage increase is calculated based on 50% of the positive difference between the EFC forecast for GDP growth and Statistics Canada’s data. This is the third of four potential dividends.

    And I can’t even blame commies, this was negotiated by ostensible Right Wing Shitlords.

    Just.. god, Economic Stability Dividend. The phrase would make the most dedicated Soviet propagandist tip his workers’ cap.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      No opportunity for gaming the system there.

      1. +1 GOSPLAN says traktor production up 103 prozent!

  39. Well kids, I’m off to India tomorrow so you’ll have to find your own tits for a while (somehow I think you’ll manage). I’ll be on periodically but for the time being I’ll leave you with this.

    http://i.imgur.com/czN2h.jpg

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Bring us back a gift!

      Tits would do nicely. Just sayin’…

    2. gbob

      You bastard! How else am I expected to find porn on this internet thing?

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Good luck! Don’t drink the water!

    4. Tundra

      Safe travels, Q.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Enjoy the veal, I hear it’s great over there

        1. Gustave Lytton

          more like *narrows graze*, amirite?

    6. KibbledKristen

      Be safe…try not to breathe through your nose too much

    7. mexican sharpshooter

      Have fun. Try not to get dysentery.

    8. Count Potato

      Have fun!

  40. Well…Sedona Taphouse (Midlothian edition) was amazing. Apparently they have something like 50+ beers on tap and close to 500 bottled….Very nice and some great food too. And apparently all this time I’ve been missing the fact that there was one less than a block from a shopping center I regularly stop at – wow. Will definitely check out the local one in the next couple of weeks.

    1. One issue with having so many is that it’s really hard to choose one – whether trying something new or going with something really good you already know. Didn’t even know Hitachino had an espresso stout, but needed to get try and get a good Taddy Stout – to make up for my first bad experience.

      1. Get an Orkney Skull Splitter!

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Get an Orkney Skullsplitter. If you don’t what that is. You’re wrong.

        2. I’ll look next time – what category does it normally fall under? I was disappointed by the Belgian selection, but there were a lot of other good selections.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Scottosh Brown Ale. Wee Heavy.

  41. KibbledKristen

    My brain right now: “scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum”

  42. KibbledKristen

    My brain right now: “scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum”

  43. KibbledKristen

    My brain right now: “scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum scrum”

    1. KibbledKristen

      BTW, I just discovered your comment gets cancelled if you repeat the same word too many times in a row.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Is that the HM Rule?

    2. Emmerson Biggins

      Rugby or Agile?

      1. KibbledKristen

        Agile

        1. Emmerson Biggins

          Oh no. You a scrum master or something now?

          1. KibbledKristen

            I fixin to be. One more day of class, then I can take the test. It’s a resume-builder. I don’t care all that much about Agile, but it has some really good concepts.

          2. Emmerson Biggins

            You stay chipper and ignore my negativity.

            Only scrum master I had that didn’t suck was also the build/release guy, if thats worth anything.

          3. KibbledKristen

            My favorite idea so far has been keeping highly-effective teams together. “Shaking things up” by moving people around fucks up everything. I also like keeping the customer out of everyday operations.

          4. Emmerson Biggins

            I agree with both of those precepts (shit, is precept a word? It sounds lke one).

            I’m gonna shut up now before going into “get off my lawn” mode. Good luck.

          5. Emmerson Biggins

            But once you achieve scrum mastress status, if you ever want grizzled programmer glibettarian perspective, feel free to put up bat signal.

      2. KibbledKristen

        We very very briefly touched on SAFe (mainly because the instructor hates it), and LeSS.

        1. Emmerson Biggins

          I just had to do it for a few years. I dont remember any acronyms, fortunately.

      3. RUGBY!

        /old second row

        1. Tundra

          Kinda gay.

          1. *Calls pack over to stomp and rake Tundra with cleats*

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      My brain right now: stop talking boy…

      My son keeps telling me the time as we countdown to this Whote Rabbit Project ahow in Mesa … This is what I get for showing up 20mins early.

  44. Left Hand of Radar

    THEY LIVE on the TV. Hint to Rowdy Roddy Piper: Keith David REALLY don’t wanna put on those sunglasses!

    1. Tundra

      Channel? I’m sure I’ll tire of the Wild shortly.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      But Roddy’s all out of bubblegum. Game Over.

      1. Left Hand of Radar

        Tundra: RETRO Channel 168 on Comcast/xfinity. At least here in the city. Don’t know what kinda fancy cable you got out there in MG.

        1. Tundra

          Same as you, smart guy.

          Thanks, though.

  45. KibbledKristen

    New Crazy Russian Hacker MRE taste test.

  46. KibbledKristen
  47. KibbledKristen

    Kristin Chenoweth has quite a beautiful voice.

    1. Rope Snake

      Better than Idina Menzel, at least.

  48. Left Hand of Radar

    Greatest rock and roll song ever? It’s no easy task. But I’ve spent years on the question. It’s entirely possible that it is Sonic’s Rendezvous Band “City Slang”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtqTAvv2kDA

    1. Rope Snake

      i dig it

      1. Left Hand of Radar

        It is a good song. It sort-of ties together the Detroit/Ann Arbor rock scene of the late 1960’s ( MC5, the UP. The Stooges,etc.) Anyway, who gives a shit. Going to to sleep because I need to go to sleep.