Hopefully, sloopy actually READS his PMs and knows to sleep in today. Then again, that may be hopeless with a house full of kids. SP is sleeping off our massive consumption last night, and I’m dealing with work crises. It’s a great day, and the only thing which will make it greater is… links.

So here you are, a caring mother whose kid is getting bullied at school. No-one in the CYA administration will do a thing about it unless you’ve got hard evidence so they can avoid any potential lawsuit or social media hoo-hah. You get hard evidence. Then they have you arrested. This is your government at work.

I’m sure the change in dictator president in Zimbabwe will make all the difference in the world.

You know who ELSE was beloved by the Arabs? Of course, the only way for this to be a positive is for a revival of Wahabiism, which ought to turn out just fine this time, right?

Is there anything better than seeing Jerry Jones suffer? Well, yeah, the painful death of anyone named Irsay, but still, this is a nice consolation prize.

Now, obligatory Old Guy Music, in this case one of the best of the prog-rock bands of yesteryear, and almost forgotten today. Their music went over many folks’ heads, but you can sure hear their influence on bands like Queen, Tool, and… well, anyone who did prog rock. You gotta love a band who called Black Sabbath fans “…a bunch of fucking cunts.”