Thanksgiving weekend keeps our congresschimps and other elected officials busy so they have no time to say and do vastly stupid things. But fear not, they’ll start back in shortly.

Wait, I spoke too soon. The idiocy spewing from the mouth and thumbs of our beloved president never rests. I have to give him this: he really is a true politician, he’s mastered the art of lying in a way that few other politicians can match. Lie about big things, lie about inconsequential things. I suppose the latter is what keeps him in practice for the former- or provides a useful distraction.

Then again, Hillary just won’t go away. In her bid to become The Most Tiresome Loser Ever, she has weighed in with her opinions on technology. Never mind that she knows absolutely nothing about it, she has Deep Thoughts.

In sports news, marginal backup QB Ryan Mallett seems to have mastered the art of invective. I’m super-curious about what combination of sounds elevated it above the usual sidelines jabber. As a Ravens fan, I wish he’d master the art of completing passes.

Goyim and their traditions amuse the shit out of me. The pic on the left looks to me like a perfectly executed osotogari. Ippon!

And I feel somehow discriminated against. It’s the little things that hurt, as well as the little things that delight.

Old Guy Music time! After posting the Gentle Giant video that not one of you fuckers seemed to notice (this is the greatest forgotten band of all time), I’m doubling down now and posting a video of a Swedish school band covering a Gentle Giant song. Which takes courage, since the music is difficult and complex. They slowed it down and simplified it a bit, but the essence is still there- this is the kind of thing which gives me hope for the future.

Sloopy’s contribution to the links below:

Fuck ❌ichigan

Sorry if that offends, but it needed to be said. Game time just four hours away.

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