STEVE SMITH READY TO GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE LINKS. THANKSGIVING WAS VERY GOOD FOR STEVE SMITH. CAMPERS HAD LOTS OF GOOD FOOD, SO STEVE SMITH HAD RAPE AND REPAST! BEST PART WAS WHEN STEVE SMITH MAKE TWO CAMPERS SPLIT TURKEY WISHBONE TO SEE WHO GET RAPED. JOKE ON WINNER – STEVE SMITH RAPE BOTH!
SO HERE ARE LINKS FOR FUNNY PEOPLE TO READ AND TALK ABOUT. STEVE SMITH GO ENJOY LEFTOVERS AND HAVE NIGHTCAP. BY NIGHTCAP, MEAN RAPE.
- SAUDI SAY THEY FACE NEW HITLER. PROGS SAY “NO, WE HAVE NEW HITLER!” STEVE SMITH NO CARE WHO RIGHT – SO WILL GO AND RAPE BOTH SIDES.
- STEVE SMITH WONDER IF TANK IN COURTHOUSE PARKING LOT HAVE INFLUENCE?
- IF IRELAND HAVE SNAP ELECTION, CAN STEVE SMITH GO RAPE LOSERS? STEVE SMITH NEVER BEEN TO EMERALD ISLE.
- STEVE SMITH SEE NO ONE WIN BUT LAWYERS.
STEVE SMITH MAKE SPECIAL ADD ON TO LINKS. FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN SLOOPY.
Does STEVE SMITH feel joy in rape?
What joy like?
And Fuck Nick Saban’s smug ass. You can take that in a metaphorical sense or you can take it as an instruction, Mr. Smith.
Cruisn’ USA. Nice.
I took kid #2 to Dave and Busters today for good behavior. I had no idea what the hell was going on.
Oh, except for Frogger. They still have Frogger, but in high def.
Did they have any VR games with the nipple and scrotum electrodes?
I went at 11 AM, but anything is possible during Happy Hour.
They have happy hour?
*opens Kayak to book flight*
The possibility of nipple clamps and frogger I am sold. I was awesome at frogger.
If you’re broke, forego the flight. I’ll FedEx you an Atari 2600 and a pack of binder clips.
IS GOOD QUESTION. STEVE SMITH FEEL JOY OF JOB WELL DONE WHEN RAPE. RAPESQUATCH PURPOSE IN UNIVERSE IS TO RAPE, AND RAPE WELL. STEVE SMITH FULFILL PURPOSE AND FEEL SATISFACTION IN SAME. ALSO FEEL SATISFACTION OF BUSTING A NUT.
IF STEVE SMITH VISIT ALABAMA, HE LOOK UP SABAN.
I remember once when I was a kid my housemate had a friend named “Joy” who called up planning on coming to visit. Now, you have to realize just what kind of place we were running, but still I was a bit of an asshole. She told me her name and I said “Joy? Seriously? What the fuck was your mother thinking? There ain’t no fucking Joy in this world, so why the _fuck_ did she name you that?” After a long pause she said “Can I talk to John?” We eventually became pretty close though… the 90s were weird.
First!
And FUCK MICHIGAN again for good measure.
Second. I don’t give a fuck. We won.
I’ve gotta admit. I thought you guys were fucked early. Negative 6 yards in the first quarter?
You ain’t the only one. But we put it together. Thank God.
“We”?
Are you the fifth Beatle too?
Sloopy’s secret identity is Brutus Buckeye!!!!
Sloopy’s alter-ego
So he’s a retarded kid with one hand down his pants, a striped shirt and an ill-fitting cap… I can feature that!
So he’s a retarded kid with one hand down his pants, a striped shirt and an ill-fitting cap…
That would probably describe half the glibertariat.
*takes hand out of pants*
Fuck Michigan, just for you, good Sir!
¡Muchos gracias!
Really? I mean I wake up every day glad that Hilary lost, but it’s not like I won or anything.
maybe you missed it earlier but here’s a special first just for you.
Delete that immediately. He can’t handle it.
Too late, it’s already in the tubes, there is no deleting it now.
Have you ever seen Sloopy dialed up to 11?
You have NO IDEA what you’ve done. Hopefully, he’s passed out tonight, and too hungover to read tomorrow.
I bet he has that up on a big screen and is dancing around it.
If by “dancing”, you mean “masturbating”, then yes.
I like the cat’s ass one. Pew!Pew!
Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
I am the new Hitler!
/Nazi
I’m really just dragging my stupidity to new post, if it pisses people off lemme know, otherwise
/Nazi
We’re all Nazis.
Though I am having fun playing Wolfenstein II The New Colossus.
You Sir, get it, I’m sure we all do, is the new one as good as the old one?
Didn’t play New Order (actually just got an XB1 for the first time yesterday), but the reviews seem to say it’s better.
You know, the reviews that don’t try to whine about how it’s a modern political statement when the Wolfenstein franchise has existed since the 80s and has always been about killing Nazis.
This
I love New Order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLbaOLWjpc
Well that wins the internet for me today. Wow.
That was disturbing. AND AWESOME! New Order has like two good tunes and the only song that I really like from Joy Division is “Digital’, so… not a connoisseur.
From what I can tell the whining is more due to the fact that the company used the current political environment to shamelessly promote their game (which is a big meh to me).
Even then, the whining wasn’t as strident as the frothing at the mouth over the new Far Cry.
Progress?
No, because they should instead be frothing at the mouth because they still refuse to make Blood Dragon 2 and instead waste their time on cavemen and Montana.
True. True.
The few reviews I saw on it by a couple youtubers with similar tastes to me said it was a major step down compared to the first one. Mostly gameplay and story stuff they don’t like, less to do with the politics.
But what do I know, I’m the guy addicted to map games.
YES!
Rome:Total War
As long as you don’t go flouncing off in a huff like Eddie.
I’m only recently a commenter Ted, I speak well but don’t write as well as I could, so I’m workin on it. I say this because you always dog my spelling, fair enough
/Fuck Eddie I ain’t going anywhere
Oh and Fuck John, i was happy when he came to the Glib side, but he went nuts right off the bat, bizarre.
Who wrote article and got pissed? then Banned? IDR
That was Eddie, who insisted all of his articles be removed or something.
OK him, I read the TOS when I submitted articles, i guess he thought this whole thing is just a free for all,
Fuck him, I know this Website takes a lot of attention, and personal time for THOSE WHO RUN THE WEBSITE
I’ll work on my Punctuation and spelling Ted
Ignore Teds’s criticism. He is a punctuation Nazi.
I know, but he does keep me on my toes,
Eddie actually wrote some really good articles, I’m not sure we should be celebrating his demise.
Not bizarre. That’s who he is. He’s a troll, and there’s a reason I (and others) always called him Red Tony.
John’s got berserk buttons that push him straight into Alex Jones-screaming nonsense territory.
John isn’t a troll, but he has a weird rage obsession where he gets completely out of control, not sure what is up with that. He can be completely rational most of the time. I was sort of worried when he went completely off the rails with some of the writers at TOS. I mean ‘to be sure’ they can get annoying with the cosmo, but that’s no reason to go completely hostile.
Oh and Fuck John,
He needs to buy me dinner first.
*narrows gaze*
Eddie did go off in a huff, but he was pushed.
“Stop touching me! Stop touching me! *slap*
No, he definitely wasn’t pushed.
I was out of town when it happened. I was initially irritated when I found out, because I generally don’t like the idea of banning people. As soon as I saw the emails, my opinion changed very quickly.
I’m quite tolerant and forgiving, but I simply refuse to associate with people who treat other human beings like that.
How about the special editorial message waiting for him at the top of the next links post?
Again, I wasn’t here when it happened. I don’t have web access when I’m on certain business trips.
My understanding is that he wanted to be banned to vindicate himself and his behavior. The mods on watch at the time refused to ban him and give him the satisfaction. I have no idea what the special editorial message was, but I assume it was along those lines.
I reiterate my original point: It is unacceptable to treat other human beings that way. I have no doubt that he’s deeply remorseful and quite possibly ashamed about it, but that doesn’t change the fact that it happened.
I’m not alone in my opinion that he is a good writer, and that some of his articles were very enjoyable and meticulously researched.
I wish that it had worked out, but it didn’t.
Some of the emails were borderline criminal threats. If you think a “hey, take it easy and say sorry” message warrants that…I cannot help you.
We’re going to ignore that I guess. Titor acted like a petulant child. The people running this site did too. Then when Eddie rightly pointed out what they did, they got all indignant.
Swiss has already explained the emails to me. I believe that he said things that were ban-worthy. I caught the tail end of his meltdown the following day. I don’t doubt that he was given every chance to stay and that he decided he didn’t want to and that he was going to go out in a blaze of glory.
The part that has always bothered me is the earlier stuff. Specifically the editorial message that condemned him and basically gave a hand slap to Titor. Who, coincidentally, was always the one to escalate their little fights. At least the ones I saw. And certainly their last one.
Know the whole thing, do ya Bob? Why don’t you recount the totality of the communications between several of us and Eddie?
Do list the numbers of emails, the frequency, content (threatening, pleading and in-between ones all) and who got them.
Go on, you seem to know the whole situation.
Then tell us how you would still give him access here.
It’s always truly impressive Bob how you’re able to create the definitive and One True Opinion on any given topic despite being stunningly ignorant of the actual situation.
I defended Eddie hours after that argument you moron.
I, too, like how Bob is able to speak so confidently about the situation as if he were privy to its entire context.
I’m confused. Who is Bob?
You never saw Twin Peaks?
He had buttons too.
When even the guy who you got into a bitchfit with in the first place writes the founders in favour of you, I don’t think you’re being pushed.
Of all people…
He wasn’t pushed, Free Society was, because of his…issues, but I openly contacted the founders right after the shitshow and stated I’d just avoid Eddie and everything would be pretty much normal. Eddie was the one who got really worked up over the delay in one of his articles (a thing I didn’t agree with either, and also mentioned to the founders) and started spamming some threads. Their conversation moved off the boards and into private so I don’t know what happened after that, but from everything I’ve heard he was pretty nasty.
Again, I absolutely agree that Eddie lost this damn mind that day. I really wish he hadn’t. But that doesn’t mean he didn’t have a few buttons pushed along the way.
Goddammit… I don’t want to go here again. That is all ancient history. I wish I had ignored Ted’s comment and moved on.
Moveon.org?
*ducks*
That was the problem in the long run. He didn’t step back and calm down, he escalated it and make it into something way worse. Hell, I’m pretty sure if he had mellowed the fuck out on square one and not gone full REEE autistic the delay could have been negotiated off fairly easy. Again I don’t know the full details but apparently after it went off board it just went nasty. That’s no one’s fault but Eddie’s.
OK, lets call it a night on this one, eh?
*rummages through fridge for another beer*
I’m done. Only flouncing from here on out.
*pours two fingers of rye*
*flounces*
Let’s just say he has a bizarre fixation on homosexual fellatio.
Let’s just say he has a bizarre fixation on homosexual fellatio.
Can we turn that into a segway into how great Deadwood was?
Ok, so Poe’s law for usage is clearly a thing if gay head can Segway into Deadwood.
It’s not a stretch.
OK, but… let’s just be clear that this has never happened before, OK?
He went off in a three-wheeled electric Snit, not the 12 cylinder Huff Phaeton.
I don’t believe that one can flounce in a huff.
It all sounds pretty gay.
What about mincing?
I flounced once but am unsure about ever being in a huff.
I’ve been in a huff, but I am not sure I could flounce at the same time.
I don’t think I’ve ever flounced. I have been in a huff. right Swissy? 😉
For the rest of the night, I’m just gonna flounce. It’s better for you than being in a huff.
A couple more beers – I can guarantee you I will try to flounce.
*sprays paint into old tube sock*
What exactly is a huff?
westernsloper’s driver’s license photo
NEEDZ MOAR BLOOMERS!!!!!!!!
I think flouncing off in a huff was just a way to camouflage a stinky fart. Shake the dress about and retreat from the parlor. Kinda like the “vapors”.
Victorian crop-dusting?!
The Vapors?
Can someone tell me what a “psyched lone ranger” is?
or
Can someone tell me what a “cyclone ranger” is?
G-d, then I “had to” watch the Kirsten Dunst cover of it
Kirsten is super cute in that one. I like it.
On the bright side, I got everyone here to flounce. 🙂
Ted is the damn instigator. Get him!
A little mincing would be nice…
Here you go.
A Simpsons reference eliciting a Blazing Saddles clip – truly, you are *my* people!
One more beer….and it is flounce time!
Going to fire up the BBQ, Sweet honey and Mustard Chicken, Baked Potatoes and Green Beans, Cheese cake for Dessert, and drinking a Porter for review
America, Fuck Yea!
Nice! Making potatoe salad right now. Will be having beef tenderloin on the grill & BBQ beans with it. And champagne split afterwards. Because as you say, America, fuck yeah!
Mayo? or sour Cream?
/Mayo and Mustard Nazi
Kewpie mayo.
Dan Quayle, is that you??
Hah! The ending “e” always stuck with me.
Ditto tenderloin. Just trimmed it down and had the scraps as a Scooby snack.
I stuffed it so full of roasted garlic that it’s going to explode in the skillet.
Yum! Didn’t turn out that well tonight. Weather change and I don’t think the grill was hot enough for the proper outer sear plus the piece tonight wasn’t as flavorful as usual.
I, in the spirit of CNN’s April Ryan, will demand documentary proof that you actually cooked that stuff.
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/11/25/sarah-huckabee-sanders-laughs-at-journalists-pie-gate-conspiracy-theory
“PROGS SAY “NO, WE HAVE NEW HITLER!”
Fashion magazines should stick to fashion. Their political articles aren’t even good political articles.
I am the new Hitler!
/Nazi
I am the new Hitler!
Oh Ted fuck off, it’s getting old
/keep it up
Round 1…..FIGHT!
FINISH HIM!!!
/shit-stirrer
BABALITY!
I will Destroy all who attempt to assume my Glib place,
/Gloves off Nazi
Is that a line from the Mortal Kombat live action film with excellent soundtrack?
I own this.
It’s a line from Warrior. BREAKI IT, BREAK IT is also a line form that movie.
Nice. On another note, WIH is the movie soundtrack $49?
Fashion mags should stick to fashion, we however,
/Nazi
*lights the Q signal*
Hey Q, every checked out the babe of the day at totalfratmove.com?
Here’s a good one to start with:
https://totalfratmove.com/tfm-babe-of-the-day-christina-from-rutgers-university/
Sigh…ever, not every.
She be Thicc. 1/2 Thicc anyway. What a job that guy has:
He is too lazy to even search them out. Millennials. Sheesh.
She is delightfully thicc.
?
A passing fad, like corsets and bustles. Looks freakish.
Waist-to-hip ratio as a measure of female attractiveness (0.6 to .08) is one of the few things solidly proven by evolutionary psychology.
You are a mutant and an evolutionary dead-end.
And You are God, thanks for the tip,
It has been opined that the space-faring humans will become long and lean because of lower gravity so who wins this evolutionary battle? Free the future! End the bubble butt!
Until they colonize exoplanets with slightly higher gravity than Earth’s.
0.08? That is *some* wasp waist.
You know what I meant.
Philistine.
Is this better for your tastes? https://totalfratmove.com/tfm-babe-of-the-day-kristina-from-california-state-university-northridge/
I like proportions that are pleasing to my eye. I have a thing for athletic girls with pert bums and long legs. Is that bad? Should I not think that?
According to ZARDOZ, no
Hrm. I should have excluded the philistine comment. My apologies.
That pic with the three ladies in it…I would try to please them all, even if it meant dying in the attempt.
That would make for a great epitaph.
Yes, dear, your ass does make your ass look big.
I’m not understanding this Ireland border issue thing – hasn’t that been resolved for a while now…?
The actual border demarcation, more or less, but apparently now that the border is going to become an external EU border and the EU wants to screw the UK, even though UK and Ireland are both island nations and neither is a member of the Schengen border-free area.
At least that’s how I understand it.
Yeah, this was my guess at the entire reason for the kerfuffle.
Whaa, I can’t support my Welfare Without the UK,
Fuck off slavers
And Brit pols and more importantly, the civil service, are mostly Euro ass kissers who desperately want to stay in the glorious EU experiment and don’t have the balls to tell Eurocrats to fuck off, they’ll negotiate it with Ireland and if the EU doesn’t like it, tough shit. Also, tell the Eurocrats that a certain number of Tridents are preset with Brussels and Berlin. Fuck them in the ass.
Whoa whoa there. Where is the links for those statements silly man?
“After the models strip themselves of their wings, come down off of the cloud they slayed on, and slip into something a little more covered than the lingerie they donned in the show, there’s the after party. And the girls pulled out all the stops when it came to their after-hours fashion, let us tell you. From crystal-covered sheer downs to micro mini dresses with so may cutouts it practically looks like lingerie, check out all the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show models in their epic after-party looks, right this way.”
https://www.teenvogue.com/gallery/vs-show-2017-after-party-looks
That Versace is awful.
I may be a Nazi today, but I clicking on Teen Vogue,I’m not OMWC Good Sir
/Not a Nazi perv
I ain’t
Teen Vogue is too old for OMWC.
They are Victoria Secrets models not teens. If I said I wanted to lick Vanessa Moodys thighs would it be to forward? She has a nice smile.
Versace
An actually decent, well-reasoned article in the Harvard Crimson about the dangers of Communism.
http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2017/11/20/nicolae-one-hundred-million/
And there really only seemed to be one idiot in the comments, and he got savaged to the point where he deleted everything he’d posted.
100 Years. 100 Million Lives. Think Twice.
Hey, I bet they could easily get a billion in Round 2.
Except for me and my kind
And it wasn’t me
Don’t hold out any hope that a Democrat today can learn something from that, they can’t. The dumbing down is complete.
WSJ is a little late to the party, but this is appreciated: https://www.wsj.com/articles/licenses-to-kill-opportunity-1511561031
*Oprah voice* Phrasing!!!
You know Fish, 1 thing California does right, or hasn’t caught up to, is Licensing. You don’t need a Union card and the Black market is flourishing here, always has.
Regulation is what is bringing Cailfornia down, and it’s sick. The Left Destroyed Paradise.
Say what? You may not need a union card to be a carpenter there, but it’s sure as hell not a right to work state. Or are we talking past each other?
Somewhat, I am an IC and I get plenty of gigs, and could do prevailing wage work, but too much regs for us and we stay Free market
A daily reminder that we’re all doomed and Alpha Centauri was right.
Would have more Oomph in Werner Herztog’s voice.
“Saudi crown prince escalates Iranian war of words calling supreme leader ‘the new Hitler’”
This is actually a huge deal. The leader of a Muslim Arab country is calling someone Hitler, and he doesn’t mean it as a compliment.
Dammit! I’m the new Hitler! someone needs to tell this guy….
/Nazi
What exactly are you doing? Apparently I missed something.
Being an ass, nothing more,
Ahh. Good job. Carry on.
So no different from normal. :-p
My Stage name BITD was Bob Normal, with Extreme Irony
This.
Don’t ever change.
Why must they ruins it with the dude.
You’re going to have to stop promoting South Korean companies and buy a Volkswagen if you want to get anywhere with this.
Damn! a Conundrum! Well, I here that ROK has a badass MC, maybe I can make that fit
I actually Hear, not here, Derp
It is a very huge deal. Monumental if you will. All we need is a war between Saudi Arabia and Iran. We know who Barack Obama will be rooting for, but other than that it will end badly and most likely include us.
The alma mater is 12-0 and the Vikes are 9-2. Looks like I picked the wrong year to give up football.
I’m glad your high school is doing so well.
AHHHH!
Don’t you have to go find the Cal score or something?
Nope. I was there.
5-7. Missed the playoffs by that much.
I KNOW I WAS THERE
Your internet was down so badly that you had to actually attend the game?
So you are saying they lost? My internet is down. What was the score?
Their cheating was even more rampant than last year.
SAVAGE
I’m waiting for the Eagles to crush my soul this year. It’s inevitable. I’m conditioned to it. And it’s still gonna hurt.
(But I’m not sure even we have it worse than Vikes fans)
I plan on only watching the last half of the fourth quarter of the Super bowl if the Vikes make it. And then only if they are up by more than 16 points.
Come on why be that way? The Eagles won the NFL in 1948, 1949 and 1960 becoming the only team to ever beat Lombardi in the playoffs. Both of their Super Bowl appearances have been more recent than Minnesota. The Vikings have been the NFL champions once (1969) and stand proud along the Bills by being 0-4 in the Super Bowl. They last appeared in Super Bowl XI. In 2009 they almost made the Super Bowl until Brett Favre lost his second NFC Championship by an interception from a stupid pass when he should have taken the sack or thrown it away.
Holy fucking shit, what even in the fuck has happened since I stopped watching foozball, how are the Vikings 9-2? Did they only play high school girl teams? What the fuck universe is it I woke up in this morning? Oh well, never mind, they’ll whiff a filed goal in the playoffs and it’ll be back to normal.
I should have stopped giving a shit about sports when my body broke down and I couldn’t play them competitively anymore. Football wreaked havoc on my shoulder, hockey took my knees. I was a catcher and was scouted when I was a boy by a few US Colleges but tore my shoulder up and that was that. Still have the fast hands and peripheral vision.
Baseball catcher and hockey? How many teeth you have left?
I kept everyone of them except one until I turned about 40 and genetics took the reins. Dentures at 48. Scots teeth. My Metis Mom died with every tooth in her head and my brother has only lost the ones that were knocked out. I come from a long line of Grandpa Simpsons.
Baseball catchers are insane, just like drummers. What the hell sort of person likes having an object hurled at their face at close to 100mph? The same sort of idiot that likes beating on things with sticks. I’ve never met a catcher or drummer who is not mentally unstable.
Beer
The Catcher is the Shitlord. He sees the field. Everyone else looks in, he looks out.
The thing about pitchers not seeing the ball the same way they did before is actually true. I switched from 3rd base to pitching in high school and it damn sure does fuck up your batting avg.
Yeah, I’m out, but fuck if I wouldn’t like another. I’m going to drink some of this Port, it’s pretty yummy.
Ooh, port! What kind?
Port is one of the few alcohol categories I hevn’t yet tried. What does it taste like? What’s a good one to start with?
STEVE SMITH must like REI promoting the #optoutside thing.
I forgot to add the bacon to my rolled turkey breast today so I layered it in the green bean casserole over a layer of swiss cheese. I highly recommend this for your next thanksgiving cooking adventures. It is sweet apple wood smoked baby jesus good.
I’ve gotten the lecture a few times already. It’s “hot dish” not casserole.
^ This guy (finally) gets it
I dunno… is there a Swiss version of Velveeta?
Fondue?
If you figure out how to make Swiss cheese taste terrible, I think you’d be on to something.
NO.
I thought there were certain criteria that had to be met to qualify as a hot dish and not a casserole. One of them being that it is served in the fuck off place where they call a casserole a hot dish.
Just cracked open the Old Rasputin, Report in progress
OLD RASPUTIN GOOD!
And? Do you have magic healing powers?
Trump Derangement Syndrome claims another victim.
Driver tries to cut into Trump’s motorcade in Florida
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/11/25/driver-tries-to-cut-into-trumps-motorcade-in-florida.html
***
An angry motorist tried to cut his van into President Trump’s motorcade in Florida Saturday afternoon and made obscene gestures as he was pulled over by police.
A White House pool report said the red van “attempted to cut into the motorcade. Local law enforcement pulled over the vehicle, where the driver made obscene gestures and screamed several expletives.”
***
Finally the Emperor’s Guard might actually have a purpose.
“Obscene gestures”? Other than giving the finger, what other gesture did he make?
Ejaq target practice
God, I hope he mooned them.
I’m actually surprised that one of these idiots has not experienced death by cop yet. Are these people completely unaware? Has the dumbing down of modern public school actually succeeded in that yet?
I don’t get the hatred. They despise this rich man that seems to be of middling intelligence and without any real malign ideas. I guess it wouldn’t matter if McCain were Prez, they’d still be red of claw and teeth.
[Kiff sigh]
POLITICAL ACTIVIST CALLS TO KILL MAURITANIAN BLOGGER ACCUSED OF AFFRONTING THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD; HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVIST: YOU SHOULD JOIN ISIS
https://www.memri.org/tv/debate-on-mauritanian-blogger-accused-affronting-prophet-muhammad
The headline seems a bit misleading given its context.
Last link is best link.
there is no last, only next…..(Glib mind altering substance that keeps us here)
/ quietly chants “Zardoz is Great” over and over.
Heh, We’ll see
I am now obsessing over holsters. Any suggestions?
In the pants or out of the pants. And yes that is a euphemism.
both, either, uh don’t know yet.
I have a blackhawk hard holster. It was what is available at Cabellas when I shopped for one and I am not a big research shopper and it fit my Berreta. I like it but only wear it when I shoot It is supposedly an in or out of pants holster, but I cant imagine concealing it. It has what I call an active release. I am not sure what the holster guys call it. I do not carry every day now but need to change that. That requires another gun purchase though and I am broke at the moment.
I guess the real question is “what is the best way for a fat dude to carry concealed?”.
THE HOLSTER IS BAD, IT KEEPS EXTERMINATORS FROM EXTERMINATING, KILL THE PENIS!
or whatever he thinks he’s saying
/ready
Thanks for playing
Is there another reason to be here?
/really
Good question, I would like to hear some suggestions as well. The one thing I will throw out is that if you’re looking at IWB, you should probably go with something soft like leather, and not anything hard like kydex or plastic. Cause that stuff digs in your skin.
Get a gun small enough to fit in a pocket- cargo shorts or coat
Ruger LCP for the win.
https://www.nrafamily.org/articles/2017/2/1/9-affordable-pocket-380-pistols/
I assume you are buying it for defense. In that case, the main thing is something that is easy to carry and conceal.
Most defensive gun uses happen at ranges of 12 ft or less. In TX, the bulk of the qualification shooting happens at ranges of 7 yds or less.
Shot placement and number of shots are more important than caliber and the graveyards are full of people killed by small calibers (that is, under .40).
I prefer to carry a knife since it’s less of a pain in the ass and there are no malfunctions to worry about.
Already put 20% down on four new pistols (2 for me and 2 for the wife). We are each getting Springfield EMPs (for EDC) and EMP 4s. We pick up the pistols two weeks from today.
Can you open carry where you are? If so, I’d just a regular belt holster like a cop.
If you’re planning on keeping it in your waistband, you may find it uncomfortable to sit when you carry.
You could get shoulder holster and wear a jacket over it. It makes drawing easier. Plus it has the 1930 private eye thing going for it.
Yeah that Ruger LCP II seems like a pretty nice pistol.
It is. It’s not a problem to shoot, the sights are much better than the original, and it comes with a pocket holster. I have no trouble concealing it in pants or jacket pockets when I don’t want to carry my G19.
I have an Alien Gear OWB, for a Sig 938. It’s okay, it’s a formed Kydex slab screwed to a piece of leather. The four screws holding the Kydex on have rubber washers that let you adjust the tension of the screws. I’ve got the screws run pretty much all the way down and the gun is still looser than I’d like. I’m not keen on the belt loops either. The steel-lined gun belt that Alien Gear sells is, however, very nice.
My nephew has an Alien Gear IWB that he loves. I haven’t tried one, I don’t like IWB holsters.
I have been looking at Alien Gear’s website as well as CrossBreed’s website, plus other custom holster manufacturers today. It’s hard to sort out was is real and what is crap.
Sad truth is that you’re likely to waste a fair amount of money trying different holsters before you find one that really suits you. I’ve got three I don’t use, and if I carried more religiously, I’d probably try to find something I like better than the Alien Gear. As it is, it’s good enough.
I am aware of that.
But a handful of people saying what worked for them and what didn’t is useful.
May be too late but I have Alien Gear OWB and IWB holsters. I carry as part of my normal routine and they’ve held up. There may be better holsters out there, but I like them both and am satisfied.
My one complaint is that the bolts tend to work out over time. The company told me to use Loctite on the bolts once I’m happy with the position.
I’ve got an IWB Alien Gear kydex/leather holster for my G19 that I’ve had for several years. No complaints and it’s held up for 3 years so far. I wear a suit to work and I’m not allowed to carry, so it’s just weekend use for the G19.
I prefer iwb leather holsters with snap loops. I also will use kydex or hybrid kydex/leather occaisonally.
There are a ton of options. You can buy off the shelf or have something custom made. Expect that you will have to try several different styles until you find what works best for you.
Premium leather: milt sparks, del fatti, Mitch rosen.
If you want custom made and want to talk to the man who will craft your holster, I recommend Eric at HBE.
https://m.facebook.com/Hbeleatherworks
I have several of his holsters. Good work at decent prices.
What is the deal with the Michigan hate?
It has Detroit. And the people there ate lead paint chips as children?
I mean for their college football team. Sloop says it often.
I think he went to Ohio State and Michigan is their traditional rival.
That would explain it.
Also noticed his morning links contribution implied it…
Michael Moore
“What is the deal with the Michigan hate?”
I don’t understand the question? How can you not hate Michigan?
Bob Seger?
Burn!
Yeah, he’s awful.
Update on those “house conservatives” that WaPo and NYT keep on their plantation:
She then, of course, goes on her usual TDS smears about how her alleged party already defended a guy who’s been accused of sexual assault by multiple women, and “that’s the president!” She’s not the least bit suspicious that nobody ever accused either of such acts when they were powerful judges and businessmen, but only when they run for Senate or President do they have the “bravery” to come out. More importantly, neither have been substantiated with physical evidence besides a possibly forged signature.
So what are Moore’s chances?
I like how a mere allegation is considered proof of guilt.
Polls have him up again, at least the most recent ones that I’ve seen. He’s going to win IMO, especially since Trump has openly endorsed him against the GOPe’s advice.
Well, it’s easy, if you’re Republican you’re fucking guilty. And this is coming from someone who is not a big fan of Republicans. I don’t much like Republicans, but Democrats are pure fucking scum.
If mainstream Republicans start to become more like Trump (at least so far), I’ll maybe like them a little bit more. As of now, though, I’ll just sit back and laugh at their ineptitude.
It’s pretty much impossible to read the daily condemnation of ‘Republican’ molesters and at the same time read the complete excuses for ‘Democrats’ being accused of the EXACT.SAME.FUCKING.THING and not reach a verdict of hypocrisy unless you are a complete partisan hack.
But they mean well
/Derp prog
It look about 10 clicks of “load more comments” to find an explicitly antisemitic comment to that article.
Good job, Breitbart!
It’s a bipartisan thing to hate the JOOOOOS if you’re on the fringe, it’s just for different reasons (one side thinks they start the wars, the other side because they’re the (((New World Order))).
Indeed. U-shaped theory is real talk.
What’s better than being the Big dog in the Neighborhood Harassing everybody and getting Fucked with, because your a Jew
/
I had a big tabby barn cat/Persian hybrid cat that was a serious badass dominant tomcat. The guy was like 20 lbs of solid muscle. I would walk him on a leash and he was incredibly strong. One of my co-workers who lived near me, a couple blocks over, would come to my office and complain about how he was eating her Koi from her pond and when she went to run him off he would hiss at her. She was like ‘The meanest cat I ever seen!’. LOL.
If U-shaped theory is true, does that mean that extreme right and left wing groups in Israel want to kill themselves?
Oh my god.
I thought it was a circle. A circle in which you can….
….use in place of a signature? 😐
I piped off with the Mobius Strip ten years ago but it never caught fire. That was before Obama and the tea party.
Look, dude, Joos is bad because STRONG, Palestinians right because VICTIMS. WHY CUM YOU DON’T GET THIS?
and good for them
Looking at you, Valerie Plame
Sounds like a improvement for Brietbart.
Breitbart the website is actually extremely pro-Israel and pro-Jewish; a bunch of their writers are orthodox Jews and they have an entire journalistic unit devoted to Jerusalem. The comment section, OTOH, thinks the Jews are a globalist cabal.
Exactly my point. Less than six months ago, you couldn’t read past comment number 3 without some mouth-breather spazzing out about Jews.
Jews are unfortunately an all-too-easy group to hate on for the fringe because a large portion of leftist media (and conservative media, too), leftist academia, leftist Hollywood and leftist business happens to be Jewish, not because of any ethnic, religious, or conspiratorial reasons, but rather because of cultural and educational factors. It’s easy to group up and demonize the successful if you’re not.
About 80% of my neighborhood is orthodox Jews. I really don’t know much about them because they don’t seem to talk to anyone who is not them. But they also don’t bother anyone and the neighborhood is maybe the safest around here.
If people freaking out about (((them))) are your thing, check out the comments on the American Renaissance youtube channel.
It’s kind of funny that a bunch of guys who think northern Europeans are all that and a bag of chips use artwork from Greece and Italy for their logos.
Plus there’s the fun of listening to Jared Taylor pronounce “white” like Hank Hill.
WhHuahite?
From AmRen: A love letter from one (actual) racist to another, written by Jared Taylor for Keith Ellison
What a ghoul
What’s terrifying is that if you’re on the right, being racist puts you on the kook fringe without any political power to speak of, while if you’re on the left, being racist makes you Deputy DNC Chair and the probable successor to Al Franken and his Senate seat (if he resigns).
Racism is okay as long as it directed against the powerful. Totes different. Cuz hating groups for being too powerful has ledone to bad things.
I havn’t read their comments in months but I do listen to them in the mornings on sirius XM. Their national populist schtic is a bit thick. They throw “conservative” on the end of “national populist” to make it sound better but what they are selling is full on Prog. Tax the rich. Them rich fuckers have too much money. They are now trying to sell Reagan as a populist and not a supply side economics sort. He may have had populist leanings but I think he thought the best way to help the country was to slash tax rates across the board. Which they did and it did help. For ten years after Reagan left office. Did the deficit go up? Yes. Spending maybe? Did revenue go up? Yes. Tax cuts maybe? The Breitbart crowd are a phenomenon I am not sure about. I do know they are not fans of libertarians. They are conservative progressives. They are exactly what they hate but just aren’t there yet. They want to be the next swamp.
^THIS^
Bannon just recently said that his mission is to turn the GOP into a “workers’ party”, while poo-pooing the “libertarian theorists at CATO.”
And people eat this shit up, hook, line, and sinker.
“libertarian theorists at CATO.”
Well their libertarianess is questionable..
Then we have the likes of Brennan, Wilkinson and Rauch who think need neoliberal technocrats to save the welfare state from the likes of Bannon and Sanders.
That may be true, but that wasn’t where Bannon was going with it.
In an unguarded moment, I might express some sympathy for that viewpoint. However, I would rather much prefer a return to classical republicanism as an antidote to the ship of state being piloted by the whims of the vulgar mob.
Where do I sign my social contract?
What do you think of Mencken? He seemed to think the Kaiser, Bismarck and Ludendorff were the ideal TOP MEN.
In the atrium of the villa of the Horatii.
Who do you are the greater danger: the elites or the masses? This is complicated by the fact that many “populists” are from the elites and approved by the elites and elites do think they do they know best…
Mencken, while identifying some of the symptoms correctly, was too clouded by his racial and religious bigotry to correctly diagnose the cause.
Well, to return to our last conversation on the topic, I would answer “both”. A healthy republic needs to find some sort of homeostasis between the Populares and Optimates.
Not to mention his fondness for what we would today call trolling. I’m sure his bigotry played a part in this (the boobouise were Christian and British after all) but did Mencken really think hard about the Bismarkian Welfare State and its resemblance to the New Deal? I am doubtful. Bismarck was hated by people he hated and had an elitist edge to it while the New Deal was loved by people he hated and had a populist edge to it…
So populism without the Tall Poppy Syndrome and Hatred of the other? And elitism without the “we should rule you because we know best”?
I was thinking more along the lines that a representative republic allows the agenda of the two groups to counter each other to some sort of equilibrium. Once one faction gains a large enough advantage over the other, then the machinery breaks down to oligarchy or mob rule.
That was readily apparent even before the election when Bannon was whacking off to the idea of evil modern free market capitalism being cold and uncaring while the ‘Christian capitalism’ of old really loved the workers and took their best interests to heart. It was so mindblowingly stupid and makes me wonder how he rationalizes the existence of communist movements in the 19th century.
The main difference between Bannon and the GOPe seems to be the christian part…
Holy water is majick humanitarian juice, says I.
And the thing is, it’s all a con. Bannon likes to play up his blue collar bona fides, but his dad was a lineman, a job that makes, on average, 33 dollars an hour (presently) before he went into management. Bannon went to a private military school and entered the Navy as a commissioned officer. From there, he entered a career as an investment banker at fucking Goldman Sachs, and after that, was a media mogul. At no point in his adult life was he not part of the “elite”.
That’s not even to mention the whole concept of “bringing good old fashioned manufacturing jerbs back.”
Automation is prolific and will only continue to be more crucial as time marches on.
Yep. The populists are selling snake oil. With proper deregulation there’s still the potential to actually keep some manufacturing jobs here, but the age of the widely available, long term
and pensioned manufacturing job is dead. Their entire concept of the manufacturing industry is based on statistical blip from when almost all the rest of the industrialized world was bombed to shit to the late 70s/early 80s.
Strike tag close fail
Anyway, we all know that Bannon’s true goal is to make sure the Atreides lose Arrakis so he can control the spice.
He was less convincing in the Sci-Fi channel reboot. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least to learn if that miniseries was a Canadian project. Canadian sci-fi built SyFy.
Ha, looked it up, it was made by the SyFy channel itself, so that one’s on you Americans. Up here we had our own channel, Space.
No, if you want goofy dumb Canadian scifi, you’ve got to look at Space Cases.
I honestly think on the whole, I enjoyed the reboot. It’s just that the Baron was a better portrayal in 1984.
I had issues with a bunch of the changes, Paul being fairly bratty for no reason early on and some of the set design for example. But I think Dune’s unfilmable so my opinion probably doesn’t count.
And speaking of real Canadian efforts, I quite enjoyed Earth: Final Conflict and wish they could have done more with it. I was a fan of its relatively slow pace.
Back when SyFy was Sci-Fi. they adapted The Cold Equations into a TV play and changed the fucking ending! The whole point of the fucking story is that it doesn’t have a happy, Hollywood ending.
I punched something that day.
turn the GOP into a “workers’ party”
They were really pushing that in the show I am talking about. I do not remember what author being interviewed had just penned a book about Reagan his thesis being that Reagan was a populist workers man. National Review writer maybe? I am too lazy to google and I don’t care. My whole problem with them is that they have lost the idea of property rights as in your god damned money is your property and the god damned government has not one fucking right to it. (and this is coming from a broke mutherfucker at the moment) They can be populist all they want. I am cool with that. We are a free country (sort of) but do not claim that as a conservative value. That is a progressive value and bullshit for trying to label it otherwise. Conservatism/libertarianism is way the hell and gone from tax the rich and redistribute the money which is exactly what they are selling. They can kiss my broke ass.
Here are the fever swamps calling flat Earthers a CIA plot.
http://blog.banditobooks.com/flat-earther-david-weiss-lets-slip-fe-is-a-govt-op/
https://www.henrymakow.com/2016/02/Flat-Earth-Psyop.html
Who has time to think of shit like this? /assumes sanity
For the love of God someone please accuse said fever swamps of being a front for the Lizardpeople, so we can have a conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theory.
How do I know you aren’t one of the lizard people?
…
That’s what a lizard person would post.
I know because they told me… 😛
We all are, you are to,you just need to take this pill….
Is this the ultimate glibertariam film?
https://youtu.be/Wpx4ApT7-pk
Weirdly, I’ve actually seen that before.
Sober?
Doubtful. Definitely not sober now.
I’m not sober either but still not clicking Winstons link
It doesn’t have Zardoz so no it isnt.
Steam Rocket got no steam
Take a Viagra
My steam rocket is fine ,big boy…..
Not sure whether to care or not. Women don’t seem to.
https://hotair.com/archives/2017/11/25/new-zealand-man-expected-excel-international-womens-weightlifting/
Man wins in women’s sport. I am shocked.
That’s when you don’t even bother. It’s a lesser meh. The dark matter of meh. No matter how many trillions of particles of non-baryonic matter pass through your corpus, ya just don’t care.
The Glory that is ,… Meh
I beat my wife and teen-aged daughters in a “feats of strength” contest! I’m the strengther!
+1 The Press”sisters”.
No one has seen this nut? really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4Dpwt8aqM
Rock on you crazy bastard, rock on. Work on the parachutes though.
I haven’t heard about today’s launch, probably not a good thing if so.
I saw the last launch, it seems he deployed at too high speed and ripped up his Parachute
Why doesn’t he just make a high attitude balloon and parachute down? Operation Man-High did that and you can see the curvature of the earth from up there. Unless the flat-earthers have some justification for that (they probably do since you can see it from airplanes).
My favourite high attitude balloon was Hogan.
He is Crazy, good enough for me
All week. The rocket is a red-rocket, though.
Red= fast, He will be fine
1800 ft? Is this guy actually aware that people fly, every fucking day, in airplanes at altitudes up to 50,000 ft? Is he aware that there are actually satellites in orbit that can see the curvature of the earth? does he know that if you travel in a straight line from east to west that you will eventually arrive at the exact same location you began at? I bet he believes that socialism works too.
No, he’s actually scamming Flat Earthers , He said as much,just the Cash baby
Ohhh, really? First I have heard of that, I thought he was actually serious.
He could reach a higher altitude more safely and cheaply in a balloon. But if he knew that, he wouldn’t believe the world was flat.
A balloon ride to 3000 ft would cost him about $200.
does he know that if you travel in a straight line from east to west that you will eventually arrive at the exact same location you began at?
Flat earthers have a ‘justification’ for that, the North Pole is the center of the disk and apparently magnetic forces confuse you into thinking you’re going in a straight line instead of a circle.
“Demand for dominance/compliance (because of lack of safety/perceived threat).
Dominance exercised through the exclusion of perceived threat.
Non-compliance/questions trigger accusations, i.e. racism, sexism, etc. (the booby-trap).
Accusations become proof of lack of safety/threat.
Return to step 1 and repeat.”
https://hotair.com/archives/2017/11/25/bret-weinsein-social-justice-warriors-taking-territory-college-campuses/
Libertarians have won the culture wars/ Gillespie
Gillespie is a Ass, that is all
Gay marriage final destination?
And by that, he means that socialism has won.
Bask in the moment, Peon and Despair!
LOL
If it’s falling down, push it over.
OJ IS INNOCENT
Sorry. Just seemed to fit in with the theme of tonight’s comments.
You are a Nazi! Congratulations!
Wow, you let him into the club that easily? I don’t what to tell you what I had to do to get that nomenclature.
Not sure what the hell you’re talking about but I will agree that OJ probably did not kill JFK.
JFK killed Manson, who was subbing for LBJ, and he killed Nixon, is that right?
Prefer these Ojays
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2vTKmVvyNRc
Crikey, the days before Obama when everyone didn’t hate each other, that was awful, glad we survived it.
Great tune
Aw, I was hoping it was going to be “For The Love of Money”.
It fit’s you, Great Song HM,
/Much love
The soundtrack to my life is pretty much all 70s Funk and Soul.
I had the great pleasure of seeing George Clinton on stage with Bootsy and Bernie Worrell (and Maceo Parker!) at the Mothership Reconnection in Central Park back in the day.
Lucky! When I was young I was all about jazz fusion.
I hate “jazz fusion”. Miles Davis killed jazz deader than fuck with a great record. Much like Nirvana fatally-wounded rock n’ roll with another one.
My condolences on the death of great acts such as Winger, Cinderella, and Poison.
Dude. Don’t be dogging Cinderella. They were a seriously talented blues-rock band. They were very underrated, if anything.
And actually Poison was talented as well. The whole genre was maturing and really coming together when the labels decided they had had enough.
Much like Nirvana fatally-wounded rock n’ roll with another one
Riiiight, no one’s made any rock n’ roll since then. Uffda, music snobs are almost as bad as beer snobs, or sci-fi nerds.
Who?
George Clinton of Parliament-Funkadelic, a man, who at 76, is still regularly touring with his band.
Knew without clicking, great song
Pretty dark, no?
Racist
Injuns
Cultural appropriation
I fucking love appropriating cultures and I totally plan to keep doing it. The more it pisses off leftist snowflakes, the better.
My mom was Indian-Metis and she owned that album. Didn’t listen to it much, she was more of a Barbra Streisand gal.
Injuns
Probably cultural appropriation as well.
From my experience, the left had better be really fucking careful about trying to import more Indians, every one of them that I’ve known, and that includes many friends, co-workers, and clients over the last 30 years, are a lot more conservative than the avg American.
So Many Feeels!
Injuns
Whomever it was that played “Choctaw Bingo” the other day is certainly a friend-o-mine. The most american song that I’ve heard in thirty years. I love it. Haven’t figured how to share quite yet but I’ll work on it.
This one?
Thanks! I love McMurtry’s music, even when he gets the politics wrong.
If that song has any politics, it’s agorism.
Cover version might be better
Ray Wylie Hubbard studio version
I prefer this version
That song doesn’t have bad politics – some of his others (e.g. “We Can’t Make It Here Anymore”) get it wrong.
Here’s your Soul Feels for Tonight, Forever Temptations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJV2pWFyfn4
Yeah that’s a dandy. I’m whiteish, I like Baker Street…
Injuns
Don’t be gay,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FY7RWJAtJQ
Does anyone remember when this shitlord used to introduce Monday Night Football?
Back when the NFL wasn’t so fucking woke
Yeah, the good old days before half empty stadiums.
Oh Yeah, but needs more Jim Beam
Uff-da
Injuns
Day-um. Those cats are good!
I saw them open for KWS and BB like fifteen years ago, I’m surprised that there isn’t any better/newer video of them.*
*there may be but I’m drunk and tired and that’s the best I could find.
I’ve not seen KWS live. He is one of the few artists/bands left on my to-see list
Try and catch him when it’s the “Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band”, he’s awesome either way but if it’s just Kenny Wayne Shepherd, the guy you’re used to hearing sing, Noah Hunt (or sommat), won’t be there, It’ll be good just not what you might be expecting to hear.
I won’t be picky, but yeah, I get what you’re saying. I like Kenny playing guitar and Noah singing.
Have you heard that album of KWS where he went out and did duets with a bunch of blues legends? Kick. Ass.
10 days out. absolutely.
Appropriating some blues culture, they be,
And how
Do you need something in a shoe?
(LIVE: because Kid Congo Powers)
Injuns
That is good stuff
Donald Duck suit and sappy 80’s song aside, he put out some solid shit once upon a time, the opening of Dog Day Afternoon hooked me.
Well fed and drunk, have a good one Glibs! See ya Tomorow
Boa noite, shitlord!
Eye on ye, Shitty!
Get the fuck outta here you glib SOB!
Would it be a violation of the NAP to forcibly commit this person to a mental ward (hat tip to AOSHQ for the link)?
A “transabled” person who wants to have her fucking spine surgically severed.
http://cavemancircus.com/2017/11/21/woman-identifies-transabled-wants-surgery-sever-spine-make-paraplegic/
Yes it would violate the NAP
I’ve been wondering about that. There was an article a few years back about someone who identified as having a missing leg, and couldn’t find a surgeon who would remove a healthy limb (uh, no shit…) So they eventually used dry ice to kill the limb and force amputation. Which must have fucking _hurt_, from start to finish. I mean, we’re not talking about a passing fancy here.
Dunno, I think it’s your body, so if you _really_ want to have your leg amputated I guess that’s up to you, but… srsly?
Honestly, I don’t see it any differently than a transhumanist who wants to enhance their physical ability with cybernetic implants. If we are to take self-ownership seriously, then if Dr. Jennings-White gets off on disabled lesbian sex, I see no moral reason to use force to prevent her pursuit of happiness.
I get where you’re coming from but this isn’t enhancement. Maybe her brain’s too scrambled to make rational decisions.
If she wants it, what can you do?
Such a surgery may be considered a violation of the Hippocratic oath, and it’s on the medical professionals to respond individually.
She’d have to be detained and forcibly treated I guess. It just seems that an abled person identifying as disabled is evidence on it’s face that she has a tenuous relationship with reality and her decision making ability is likely suspect. From a practical standpoint, I wonder if she’ll qualify for disability if she has the surgery.
Everyone who gambles has a suspect decision-making ability.
Right, except, perhaps, sexual enhancement. But if we accept that she owns her body, then how is it different than all of the other stupid, irrational decisions people make with their property every day? And where do we get the right to stop her just because it is her body? Would you argue that force would be justified to stop her if she wanted to end her life?
I’d say the only problem with that, however, is the mandate to have handicap access and quotas in private businesses.
SLD, as always.
Hmmm.
It’s unfortunate that people sometimes choose to do monstrous things to themselves, but I don’t think it’s the govt’s place to interfere.
An imperfect analogy- I think face tattoos and piercings are dumb, but that’s not enough reason to make them illegal. Ditto for so-called sex changes.
Unless she thought her dog was telling her to kill herself I guess not. She’s certainly mentally ill though.
Well, I must ask, how nutty must one be before he or she loses the right to self-ownership? And by what metric do we measure this?
Good question but I’m afraid I don’t really have an answer. I’ll have to think about it.
Yeah, in principle I think it’s the same thing. In practice I’m not sure I think it is. Maybe that’s just my parochialism, which says that you were born with two perfectly good legs and you’re a complete nut-case if you want to cut one off. Gills, on the other hand… well I would be pretty happy if I could be enhanced such that I could breathe water with few downsides.
One difference worth noting is that someone who intentionally becomes an amputee is going to require quite a bit of care they otherwise wouldn’t have. There’s a difference between things that enhance you and things that make you less capable. And enhancements like gills are SF at the moment, so we can just speculate about them. Amputations are real.
And enhancements like gills are SF at the moment, so we can just speculate about them.
Plenty of people want to get implanted with chips like this guy, but good luck finding a doc who will do it for you.
Injuns
A little different than the previous posts. More like something Q would post
I’m just assuming there is titties.
Grow up and pay attention.
We need a renaissance of good girl art.
Right? This guy knew what he was doing. I’m guessing he’d done a fair amount of research.
This deserves a Thicc Thursday.
That is something I could get behind.
Bad Girl Art
Not as bad as this girl
Boy oh boy. Shouldn’t have clicked on this from my office computer.
Who was Thomas Jefferson, chopped liver?
Also where the fuck do they get off claiming territory that should default to Britain if it’s not controlled by the U.S.?
Betcha those people hate me more than you because I created a mongrel.
What is my Jewish/Scottish/Indian/African/Hakka Chinese/Laotian/Thai Nyaw/Vietnamese daughter, chopped liver?
Your blood was already spoilt. Mine was pure. I failed my race, but what was I supposed to do? Have sex with a white woman?
Yes, close your eyes and think of Harajuku.
Robust and hirsute legs propping up an overly long torso. Oh yeah.
Well at least you know the Fancy Asians really hate you.
The things I would do to Ali Wong…
I’m 102% Northern European with a 2% margin of error, but I speak Swahili and lived in Africa for 2 years.
I figure that boosts my jive quotient a few points.
When you get a chance, can you translate this? The only words I understand are those that are also days of Kwanzaa.
The Saba Saba part (seven seven) is a reference to the founding of the Tanganyika African National Union political party of 7 July 1954. It’s also the name of the main market in several cities in Tanzania (usually spelled sabasaba).
The artist mentioned in the description, Maurice Kirya is from Uganda. I think the foreign language part of the song is Luganda, not Swahili.
He has a nice music video about falling in love with an albino. Good for him for trying to stamp out that prejudice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cus0ObsKCQ4
Here are some Swahili words that do show up in a lot of songs:
upendo- love
mapenzi- lover
mungu- god
nimechoka- I’m tired/bored
kweli- true
kabisa- completely
kucheza- to dance
pombe- alcohol
bangi- marijuana
twende- let’s go
acha- stop it
bongo- wise, street smart
I’ll post some classics in a few minutes. The main pop style is called bongo flava.
I don’t roll on saba saba!
I see. I heard “umoja”, so I thought it was Swahili.
Plus, I’d do a thicc albino. (albina?)
It sounded more like “pamoja” to me.
That means “together” or “as one” in Swahili.
moja- one
umoja- unity
One of the nice things about Swahili is the formation of words is logical.
In most Bantu languages, the words for things like house, person, water, tree are identical or very similar.
The difference is in the tense and subject markers.
Luganda
mmunywa ‘I drink it (e.g. coffee)’ (kaawa ‘coffee’, Class I singular)
nganywa ‘I drink it (e.g. water)’ (amazzi ‘water’, Class IX plural)
Swahili
ninaikunywa- I drink it. (agrees with maji, water and kahawa, coffee)
ni- I
na- present tense marker
i- object marker
kunwya- verb root
As you can see, the root of the verb is the same.
When I listen to other Bantu languages, it’s like that Far Side cartoon where the dog hears “blahblahblah ginger”
Fun fact: kunywa means to drink and kunya means to shit.
Though I have mostly studied analytic and fusional languages, I do appreciate the logic of agglutinative languages.
That’s me with Tai-Kadai languages.
I heard this song almost every day I was over there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XDhbCirQsE
It’s the Don’t Stop Believing of East Africa. It’s about being stuck in traffic.
Nimechoka kupoteza taimu- I’m tired of wasting time.
Mimi siku nyingi kwenda homu- I ‘ve [been away from] home [for] many days.
Hatuelewani- we don’t understand each other, a phrase which preludes many arguments.
Nimekwama hapa njiani- I’m stuck here on the road/way.
Many songs mix in English since it’s a mandatory subject in school.
oh yeah- the title of song means “beep beep”
Reminds me a little of Trinidadian soca music.
Spot the Not: Jared Taylor
1. What we’re fighting against isn’t an out-and-out vice. It’s an overgrown, perverted virtue.
2. If we don’t make earnest moves toward real solutions, then each day we move one day closer to revolution and anarchy in this country. This is the sad, and yet potentially joyous, state of America.
3. We have a bubbling successful melting pot in this country so long as the ingredients are essentially European.
4. People don’t just disagree with us. Many of them genuinely think that we are evil, and when people think you’re evil, I don’t think they listen very carefully to your words. They search your manner. They look for the slightest excuse to ignore all your impregnable arguments, all of your carefully-marshaled facts, and that’s why we must never be mean-spirited or angry or petulant, or dismissive of the interest of others.
5. Diversity required consultants because diversity is hard. Diversity is difficult. It’s because it’s difficult for people to try to work, to act, and live together with people who are unlike themselves.
6. Most whites do not have a racial identity, but they would do well to understand what race means for others. They should also ponder the consequences of being the only group for whom such an identity is forbidden and who are permitted no aspirations as a group.
I’m guessing #1. Taylor is a scumbag, but usually you can understand his point.
I’d guess all. I don’t follow these guys.
Number 5, because it is a correct observation.
I’ll say three. Also, I love the way this guy says hwhite for some reason.
Huwhite.
I love the fact that he’s a goddamn weeaboo.
NIPPON SO KAWAII.
Are you a weeaboo if you’re born there?
It’s like a Zen riddle.
I don’t understand and yet i’m sorta happy about it. “Weabo”?
Weeaboo- Japanophile, Nip lover. Thinks Japan has got everything figured out and is wonderful. Usually sad internet nerds to like anime.
Hey!
Oh, you’re not that bad JB, you just want to destroy anime, not society as a whole.
I’ll take that as a compliment.
And my anime’s getting destroyed anyways. Shit’s on fire, yo.
I have available the smallest violin in the world, and am tempted to use it…
Japan is a god forsaken purgatory where you simply keep the meat on your bones for 8 decades then get bbq’d.
Well now you’re just making me hungry.
It was meant as a compliment. Most of the world is on the other side of the river Styx.
Grand Illusion Styx or The Serpent is Rising Styx?
So the indoor climate is designed for long term tenderization for the final BBQ? It’s beginning to make sense now.
Since the topic is Japan, obviously Kilroy Was Here Styx.
Domo arigato Styx
Yes.
It’s the “thinks Japan has got everything figured out, and they would be really happy if they could just live in Japan, or even be Japanese” bit that’s the problem. My Japanese was pretty good at one point (well before weaboos were a thing.) Well, I like languages, the harder the better, and Japan certainly has an interesting culture. But some people speak about ten words of Japanese and are convinced that if they could live in Japan all their problems would be solved (I’m inclined to think that they are overly optimistic on that score.) For reasons I don’t completely understand there were a _lot_ of kids who thought that in the aughties.
I meet people here on vacation and they are quickly disabused of the idea that Tokyo is some kind of 1920’s Paris where expats live an esoteric life. It’s often just mundane bullshit.
In the 80s, I thought that the Japanese living in LA would solve all my problems with life not being fucking cool enough.
Life always seems better if appears to be one giant Ferris Bueller vacation every day rather than ordinary life.
I’ve been to Japan a couple times, never really scratched more than a surface of the usual touristy things so far, usually enjoy most of it, but at the end of a trip, always happy to be going home to my dog and three acres of woods even if it’s in the middle a prog hellhole. The wife too, but she now wants a heated toilet seat with winter falling.
“I have a problem,” says the angst-ridden teen. “I know, I’ll move to Japan.” Now he has two problems.
There was a lot of Japan is about to take over the world stuff from the 80s to the 90s, straight up until the Asian market collapse, so learning Japanese seemed like a good idea.
And while my Japanese was never all that great, It never had weird sentence structures like German, or gendered nouns, like pretty much every romance or germanic language.
As weird as the English language can be, no kid learning it as a second language has to worry about whether a table is masculine or feminine, or what is the correct second person pronoun to use when going out for drinks with the boss. (Unless drinking at a renfair, the answer is ‘you’.)
I always have that in the back of my mind whenever people hyperventilate about China.
They wobble but won’t fall down.
1: If you make _everything_ about identity, then even white people will want to get in on it eventually. I think it perfectly reasonable for African-Americans to engage in identity politics that white Americans shouldn’t engage in, because lots of reasons. But if identity becomes _the_ thing then white Americans will adopt identity politics as well.
There is no 2.
My hair shirt is at the cleaners. Fuck them and the horses they rode in on.
I’m not sure what you mean- that could be taken in a number of ways.
So, no swearing but homo-erotic Pooh is OK?
No genitals so he’s all good.
If this is a Christian server, then y’all need Jesus up in here.
Excuse me, but as a Jewish man I am offended by this and demand you take this image down. I will be doing a sit in at Glib HQ (OMWC’s basement, but not the part with the chained up kids) demanding fairness in image posting and a fair pay of $15 an hour to all glibertaran commenters. I invite all of my fellow comrades to join me.
Kish mir in tuchas!
I am willing to play the Pinkertons for the Founders if they pay me a decent rate, just FYI.
What was the legal ruling on those riots? It was legal for the rioters to bash scabs in the face with a fist, but not over the head with a brick. Some such nonsense.
union riot fist
Day-um. Those edit fairies are…employable
Man, Peter Jackson already ruined half my childhood. Leave Pooh alone!
|…grandpa….
I believe you all will be amused by the source of the Not. No correct answers so far. I will reveal the answer in a few minutes.
So it’s #6? Cassius Clay?
2 is the Not. That is from fellow grievance monger Louis Farrakhan.
Damn. I was gonna go with a Hotep.
Actually, that subject matter is perfect for Derpetologist. Dig into afrocentricism when you’ve got the chance.
Louis Farrakhan and the actress who played the pop-star at the beginning of Taken share a birthday…I want to hear some conspiracy theories here.
Have you ever seen him and Mugabe in the same room? Just saying.
I did, last week. Why do you ask?
That was his doppelgänger. You can tell because the bow tie is a clip on.
No, that’s Marshal Falk you’re thinking of.
In 2009, she starred in a movie titled “X Returns”, Farrakhan is thought by many to have ordered Malcolm X’s assassination….
She starred in that movie with Jamie Dornan, who is starred in 50 shades of Grey, which is about sadomasochistic relationships, much like the relationship between slaves and slave owners…I think we’re onto something HM…
Wheels within wheels…
Dornan will reprise the role in ’50 Shades Freed’; like Farrakahn wants to free the black man!
who is starred in 50 shades of Grey, which is about sadomasochistic relationships
You just triggered everyone I know in the S&M community.
It’s all part of Yakub’s plan to create the Kwisatch Haderach man.
Per Titor’s request, here is a re-run
Spot the Not: Louis Farrakhan
1. America is in trouble, and I say God is about to wipe this nation from the face of the Earth. I’m not crazy, I’m not drunk, how long do you think a nation can do evil and not face the wrath of god?
2. You see everybody always talk about Hitler exterminating six million Jews. That’s right. But don’t nobody ever ask what did they do to Hitler.
3. The Mother Wheel is a heavily armed spaceship the size of a city, which will rain destruction upon white America but save those who embrace the Nation of Islam.
4. If somebody told me I only had one hour to live, I’d spend it choking a White man. I’d do it nice and slow.
5. White people are potential humans – they haven’t evolved yet.
6. Qaddafi is hated because he is the leader of a small country that is rich, but he uses his money to finance liberation struggles.
3 seems too obvious. Which is why I’m going with 3.
Hold up for a second. I remember Nation of Islam pamphlets that talked about how UFOs are secret government projects to bring the black man back into slavery, so that shit is not nearly as ridiculous as you may think.
Oh, Farrakhan’s small fry to some of the idiots on the internet pimping the ‘Egypt was Kemet’ horseshit.
It gets substantially dumber.
I couldn’t finish it. That was just painful.
What the hell. I’ll go with #4. Farrakhan never seemed that stupid to say something like that outright.
Probably wrong.
hero, hero, eat gyro
That one is from Miles Davis. Odd sentiment from a guy who released an album called “Relaxin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet”.
Really? Now I’m kinda blue.
We all relax in our own way.
5 because there is no way to make white people human.
I’m going to go with #1, from what I understand the Nation has alcohol as a huge no-no, so I don’t see the leader having to declare he is not drunk, that should be a given.
A Brazilian speaks: How Socialism Ruined My Country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKhR9i5CGkA
That’s not a Brazilian! He’s speaking english! quite using tricknology!
Bernie Sets the Record Straight on Socialism | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDRxbQlpqmo
Watch at your own risk. The comments….good god.
It’s like everyone on Earth is that hot chick with the soothing voice. Shhh, I’m just going to rub some ice on this place, oops! tingles, doesn’t it? Shhhhhhhhh.
What they’re saying about us:
What Is Libertarianism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIa35LlpqAc
It was OK until it blamed the state of post-Soviet Russia on libertarianism,
We really need to stop hiring (((Those People))) to do our PR.
Stop throwing dumb, pretty chicks at us!
I’m just saying, the blood libel is still a thing. So Jews have done a lousy job responding to all their bad PR.
After all, probably half the population on earth still believes the blood libel, when anyone with half an experimental mind, and tried to bake bread would point out that using Gentile blood to make bread would likely just lead to horrible bread.
They might as well start selling a creamy spread called you can put on your bread or bagel called “I can’t believe it’s not Gentile.”
I give up. Imma go listen to Larry Macmurtry’s son sing about real people. Fuck yeah!
Fair enough, I always get fleeced trying to playing Poker at Choctaw casinos.
Why is tonight the night that I can’t get to the links until midnight? DO YOU SEE THE TEEN VOGUE COVER IN THE NY POST LINK???
THEY OUTDID ME
I THOUGHT I HAD DIALED IT UP TO 11 LAST MONTH AND THEY DIALED IT UP TO 111
I am crying with laughter right now. No sarcasm here.
Look for The Onion folks, they’re probably buying a round. Their jobs have been usurped.
Wait? Which link?
TRUMP DUMPS SCRUMP! ALIEN BOY SECRET GIRL! MELANIA A LIZARD!