Well everybody knows by now that the number will keep getting larger and larger.  Or is it higher and higher?  Either way, who cares as long as it increases and the misery of Michigan fans continues unabated. I hope we can hang with Wisconsin this Saturday and possibly sneak into the playoffs. They look awfully tough.

The Ohio State backup QB doing what Ohio State backup QBs do.

The coaching carousel continues to spin out of control, with aTm firing Sumlin and more surprisingly Arizona State letting Todd Graham go. Do some of these schools not realize they’re playing to their mean with 7-8 wins a season?  Its one thing to let a guy go who is playing to the mean when his contract expires, but another thing entirely to dump a guy mid-contract and pay tens of millions in buyout clauses when he’s doing what the several coaches before him did, if not marginally better.  They can’t all be Nick Satan or Urban Meyer or Dabo (shudders) Swinney.  Be realistic, guys.

On the basketball court, Sparty took UNC behind the woodshed. Duke inexplicably beat Texas on Friday and then beat Florida yesterday. UK seems to have their shit back together. UCLA stole one from UC-Irvine. And the aforementioned aTm beat USC (west coast) in a battle of ranked teams.

Small slate of games on the ice yesterday, with the Hurricanes topping the Predators, the Rangers besting the Canucks in OT and the Oilers doubling up the Bruins.

No more sports for you! Here are…the links!

OK, wait. There is one more (tangentially-related) sports story that needs to be mentioned. Congratulations, Anaheim Mighty Ducks! You win the award for “sports franchise least knowledgable of what’s the hottest topic in the news for the last several months”.  Swissy, tell them what they’ve won…

The eyes say “crazy”, but the hair says “par-tay!”

Florida Man says “k’plah!!!!!” Seriously, I’m more impressed with that sweet-ass mullet than the ink, although both take a serious committment.

I don’t even know what to say, this one is so sad. “Good” for saving the taxpayers money, I guess? Just a shitty, sad story all the way around. The daughter definitely deserved better, that much is sure.

Even the craziest of crazy blind squirrels find acorns every now and then. And this one is shithouse rat-crazy.*

*I sure hope someone in the comments explains the history of that term.

John Conyers decides to lighten his workload. How many committees is he on: one? or is it two?

Whole lotta ass grabbing going on in this. Also, cocaine.

George H.W. Bush hits a major milestone. What a gyp. I thought he had finally groped his 1,000th woman’s ass while making a corny joke.

You want a weird-ass story? I’ll give you a weird-ass story.

That’s it. This is the end of the line.

Have a fantastic Monday, friends!