Next week, the final push for the playoffs begins, and it figures to be pure madness, at least in the NFC. Twelve teams have at least a puncher’s chance at one of the six playoff spots available. In the AFC, it’s looking more and more like the Steelers and Patriots are on a collision course for the conference championship game – but they’ll have a dress rehearsal for it in two weeks at Heinz Field. As of this writing, no one has clinched anything yet, so this season’s final four weeks figure to be quite dramatic.
But again, that all starts next Sunday. With week 13 being the relative calm before the storm, let’s look back at the career of one of the NFL’s greatest players, Barry Sanders.
AFC WEST
Kansas City @ NY Jets – I’m officially off the bandwagon
Denver @ Miami – just don’t make me watch it
NY Giants @ Oakland – Geno Smith is no kind of answer for the Giants’ woes
Cleveland @ LA Chargers – Sure, they’ll boff it up in the playoffs, but they are ROLLING now
We’ve all got our favorite football team; for most of us, it’s the hometown team. If not, it’s the team we rooted for before we moved. Others jump on the bandwagon of whoever the team of the moment is. Usually, the custom for sports fans is to overly praise their team’s best players while barely acknowledging the other stars of the game.
Some players are so good they’re exempt from this. In the 1990s, if your favorite team wasn’t the Detroit Lions, chances are you were a fan of their running back, Barry Sanders. Whether Sanders was the best running back of all time, or even of his own era, is open to question; the entertainment value of his running style was not. For ten years, Barry Sanders dazzled football fans from coast to coast with an inimitable running style. Only a handful of players past and present could claim even a vague similarity, as Sanders’ approach demanded imagination, risk-taking (no Hall of Famer ever lost more yards while trying to gain yards), a pair of legs that can execute any change of direction his brain could throw at them, and the ability to accelerate like a dragster.
AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati – Next week is the trap game
Cleveland @ LA Chargers
Detroit @ Baltimore – close game to the home team
Barry Sanders was no less unique in between plays. In the 1990s, the practice of celebrating after every play was rapidly becoming the norm. Players like Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin were establishing the template for the modern NFL star; Barry Sanders was more of a throwback in terms of temperament. Sanders just simply jogged back to the huddle regardless of whether he’d lost five yards, gained five, or gained fifty. After a touchdown, Sanders’ signature celebration was to simply hand the ball to the nearest official.
If anything, Barry Sanders was probably too humble considering his abilities. Maybe humility was the key to his success; perhaps a refusal to revel in success spurred him to keep working, to fight for yards, to pursue excellence. Maybe he was working against a native complacency. In any case, it’s clear that the roots of Barry’s demeanor came from his father, the late William Sanders. This profile of the elder Sanders by TJ Simers certainly helps make the son’s behavior between the lines a little more understandable.
AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville – Jags bounce back at home
Houston @ Tennessee – Titans keep pace with Jags
In a 1993 interview in SPORT Magazine (that I can’t find online), the subject of rushing for 2000 yards came up. Barry talked about how special OJ Simpson was in his playing days, noting that Simpson’s 2000 yard season came in a 14-game schedule. The other 2000 yard rushers had gotten there in a 16-game season. (Simpson was primarily a north-south runner, but even well into his forties he could still slash through a double-team)
Barry Sanders’ Hall of Fame contemporaries were Emmitt Smith and Thurman Thomas. While Sanders was arguably the best of the three, Sanders was inarguably in the worst situation. Emmitt Smith ran behind the greatest offensive line ever assembled. If opposing defenses put eight men in the box to stop him, he had a HOF QB in Troy Aikman throwing to HOF WR Michael Irvin. Emmitt Smith was a huge talent, but huge talent around him helped him gain more yards on the ground than any running back in history. Thurman Thomas had comparable assistance in HOF QB Jim Kelly and WR Andre Reed. Barry Sanders, by contrast, didn’t have the same kind of talent to work with. WR Herman Moore had several great seasons playing with Sanders, but not a HOF career. Sanders’ QBs were a bigger step down: Bob Gagliano, Rodney Peete, Erik Kramer, end-of-career Dave Kreig (who wasn’t top flight in mid career), Scott Mitchell, and Charlie Batch. The 1990s belonged to Emmitt Smith’s Cowboys, who won Super Bowls in the 1992, 1993, and 1995. Thurman Thomas’ teams went to four straight Super Bowls.
Barry Sanders didn’t have an opportunity to play in even one. Sanders was in his third season when the Lions lost the 1992 NFC Championship game. In the 25 years since, the Lions haven’t gotten past the wild card round since then, losing eight times.
AFC EAST
New England @ Buffalo – The most gut of gut-feeling picks I could ever make
Denver @ Miami
Kansas City @ NY Jets
After two weeks had gone by in the 1997 NFL season, the Detroit Lions were 1-1 – but no one was talking about Barry Sanders rushing for 2000 yards. Through two games, Sanders had gained 53 yards on 25 carries. A more relevant question at that time might have been: Is Barry Sanders done? Sanders was 29 years old, in his ninth season, with more than 11,000 rushing yards on his odometer. (Of course, in week two he had caught 8 passes for 102 yards, which probably kept the naysayers from speaking too loudly). Heading into week three, Sanders would need to run for 322 yards just to get back on to a 2000 yard pace.
NFC WEST
LA Rams @ Arizona – Like the Jets most weeks, expect the Cardinals to keep it close in defeat
Philadelphia @ Seattle – The Eagles aren’t going to finish 15-1
San Francisco @ Chicago – DUUUUH BEARSSS
In week three of the 1997 season, Barry Sanders looked like his old self, rushing for 162 in a 32-7 win at Chicago’s Soldier Field. And over the next few weeks, Sanders piled up the yards while his team alternated wins and losses like a see-saw: 113 in a road loss at New Orleans, 139 in a home win over Green Bay, 107 in a road loss at Buffalo. Thru six weeks, the Lions were 3-3, but after an unrecognizable first two weeks, Barry Sanders had gained 574 yards.
Then Barry Sanders stepped his game up.
NFC NORTH
Minnesota @ Atlanta – Just when I thought the Falcons were fading, they’re surging late
Tampa Bay @ Green Bay – Rodgers, Hundley, doesn’t really matter against Tampa
Detroit @ Baltimore
San Francisco @ Chicago
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had built one of the best defenses in NFL history. From 1997-2005, the Bucs defense was the envy of the league. With Tony Dungy’s Cover 2 scheme executed by the likes of Warren Sapp, Derrick Brooks, and Ronde Barber, Tampa’s defense ranked in the top five in either Points Against or Yards Against, usually both, seven times in those nine seasons. In 1997, the Bucs were #2 in Points Allowed and #3 in Yards Allowed. In week two, the Tampa defense held Barry Sanders to 20 yards on 10 carries in defeating the Lions at the Silverdome, 24-17.
Sanders’ revenge was extraordinary. In the rematch at Tampa, Sanders was magnificent against Tampa’s stout defense, gaining 215 yards on 24 carries in a 27-9 road rout. Whatever had plagued Sanders in the first two weeks was a faded memory. Five weeks later, Sanders notched his second 200 yard game of the year at home against the Colts. Through 15 weeks, Sanders had run for 100+ yards in a league record 13 consecutive games. And he needed 131 yards in the final game of the season to become just the third player ever to rush for 2000 yards in a season.
But at 8-7, the Detroit Lions needed a win to get into the 1997 playoffs. So did their week 16 opponents, the 9-6 New York Jets.
NFC SOUTH
Carolina @ New Orleans – the Game of the Week goes to the home team
Tampa Bay @ Green Bay
Minnesota @ Atlanta
Sometimes, real life makes its way into a football game. The threat of serious injury hangs over every game, over every play, but rarely does a life-threatening injury take place. More rarely does such an injury follow a simple two-yard run, but with just under 12:00 left in the 4th quarter, with the Lions leading 13-10, Lions linebacker Reggie Brown came up to stop the Jets’ Adrian Murrell; the collision resulted in a spinal cord contusion for the Lions LB. Wikipedia:
[Brown] lay motionless for 17 minutes on the turf at the Pontiac Silverdome, briefly losing consciousness, with CPR saving his life.[2] Emergency surgery saved him from using a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
The incident sent a chill through the stadium. Players on both teams were visibly shaken and upset, but the game had to be finished. A playoff spot awaited the winner.
NFC EAST
Washington 14 @ Dallas 38 (F-11/30)
NY Giants @ Oakland
Philadelphia @ Seattle
Neither team could make progress on offense throughout the fourth quarter. After a Jets interception and a pair of punts, the Lions had the ball at their own 42. Barry Sanders, who had gained 129 yards on 21 carries to that point (extending his league record to 14 straight 100 yard games), needed just two yards to get to 2000 for the season; he got exactly two with his next carry. Naturally, with the game being played in Detroit, there was an acknowledgement of the moment. Sanders appeared to be exiting the game…but then he lined up in the backfield again. And Sanders fans were nervous. Everyone who was familiar with Barry Sanders at all knew that one more touch might mean lost yards. One of Sanders’ weaknesses lay in his willingness to give up yards to gain yards; sometimes those strategic retreats were stopped in the backfield.
Sanders next carry was not stopped in the backfield.
Following that run, three more kneel-downs sealed the Lions’ trip to the postseason. Barry Sanders finished his season with 2053 yards on 23 carries. In the process, Sanders had done what he praised OJ Simpson for – gaining 2000 yards in 14 games.
PICKS
Week 12: 11-2
Total: 78-55
Let’s hope both Wisconsin teams win this weekend.
I’d trade a Badgers championship for a packers playoff win, but then again I hate college football. Might sneak a few minutes of the game tonight though.
I just hate the garbage offenses based on a one-read passing game. Pro-offenses are so much more difficult and exhilarating.
78-55? dang, man.
a great story buried in between picks.
The real game of the week. Do I continue my domination in the FF league I am in, or do I lose to my FiL? I put like 3 minutes of effort into my FF each week. My FiL puts in much more.
Crush him.
IIRC, the Lions decided to try giving Barry a fullback to ‘help’ him in the backfield for the first two games of that season. It didn’t work out well, as it meant an extra defender in the box and a fullback Barry had to try to avoid.
Sign I saw today while doing Christmas shopping (visiting a meadery, two breweries, and a winery):
I confess being uneasy at the prospect of the Ravens’ secondary facing an actually good quarterback. If they beat up Stafford like they’ve been beating up second stringers and Andy Dalton, I’ll predict a playoff run. If not… well…
Does anyone out there really think Pittsburgh is going to be the #1 seed, and get the Pats at home? I mean, seriously? Mike Tomlin basically called out Belichick last week. Belichick is the clear best coach, but he’s always especially relished beating the Steelers. One of his few ’emotional’ speeches came before the 2004 AFCCG. He’s never even had to break a sweat beating them, but he throws out the stops to do it as convincingly as possible. On a good day, Tomlin would struggle in a game of wits with Belichick.
I don’t think Tomlin has actually learned much of anything even after last years debacle. As a Steelers fan, it was like watching a slow motion train wreck for the 8th or so time. Like, none of you cunts on defense saw that flea flicker coming because it wasn’t on the 4 weeks of film you watched? Belichick ran it that season, and he’s used flea flickers against the Steelers multiple times. But you dumb cunts think that those were past seasons and don’t matter even though you’ve been running essentially the same scheme for like three decades.
You take away the Patriots, the Steelers are the 7th Super Bowl champions this year. No Steelers fan with half a brain thinks it’s going to happen if they have to play the Pats. And there’s sure as shit no way they’re beating them twice this year.
They have a better chance if they can keep it out of Foxboro. Not a whole lot better, but of all the teams they’ve put together, this year is pretty strong.
I do agree that Bill is the better coach, and will have strategy the whole time.
I don’t think Bill cares where the game is as much as the steelers do. they need it at home.
And because I Gilmored the shit out of this, fuck the Ravens. And everyone else for good measure.
They also lost at home to Trubisky.
My dream Ravens season: make and win Super Bowl, Flacco retires.
That would be great if there were someone better to jump in. So add in, “…and the Ravens use the money to get Tyrod Taylor and an offensive coordinator who knows how to build a system around Tyrod’s strengths.”
Speaking of sportsball,
has the story about Trump causing earthquakes to destroy the North Korean nukular program been discussed?
our government couldn’t build a web portal for the ACA, and these guys think we’re already gotten Moonraker/Goldeneye deployed.
Shirley Bassey has a sad.
It is an amazing thing – the human ability to flip between utterly contradictory views in a heartbeat. Trump is a stupid bully and connived with Russians to steal the election (without really leaving any evidence of doing so); the federal govt can give us great healthcare and they waste nearly every dollar given to the military. And on and on.
That was an… interesting… corner of the internet.
“Just to clarify, you said that there were possible military options that would not create a grave risk to Seoul,” a reporter asked. “Are we talking kinetic options as well?”
“Yes, I don’t want to go into that,” Mattis responded.
I don’t know how you get ‘the U.S. has a kinetic harpoon system that makes SDI seem like a good use of taxpayer dollars’ from that.
“Kinetic” is now a common term for “any kind of military action”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_military_action
blame donald rumsfeld
That’s what I mean, Mattis responding in the positive to that is basically saying “we’re considering all options” rather than ‘accidentally’ admitting they’re going to drop a tungsten rod from orbit. The reporter sure as hell is using that term in that context as well.
Bloody stupid. And bloody annoying since I composed some notes which then got flushed when Windows decided to disconnect me from the innertubes. In essence,
1. Not energy-efficient to send some valuable scrap metal into space, just to drop it back onto a specific (but poorly mapped) target
2. It’s like these people can’t understand that a subterranean nuclear detonation releases orders of magnitude greater energy, and that hasn’t triggered catastrophic geological damage quite yet. Why the KE of a pile of scrap hitting the surface would do it, when just shotgunned at the mountain from space, defies belief. Well, maybe not.
3. If they anticipate taking out specific parts of the facility with pinpoint accuracy, they need to put down the bong and step away from the keyboard.
4. The outcome of a launch would be to provoke NK into a pre-emptive launch.
I know most of the halfwits who write this speculative fiction for allegedly serious publications think ‘MAD’ was a funny magazine, and grew up playing Final Fantasy XXVI or something, but … just ugh.
Also, fuck you college football fans. The entire system is still a joke. A 2-loss Auburn team should probably be in the hunt given who they’ve beaten. They shouldn’t be a play and your in team. Wisconsin shouldn’t be on the outside looking in based on consensus. It’s the biggest racket there is. This arbitrarily ranked team beat this arbitrarily ranked team and we’re going to use it to determine those rankings to determine who gets to play for the title of champion!
Everything about college football sickens me. I joke about Goodell and call him “Fuhrer.” Well, the NCAA is the fucking Soviet Union and Mao rolled together. They’re like double fucking Hitler.
The champion from every division should be in. after that, I don’t know. Wisconsin is getting fucked.
You can’t build an offense and team around an inconsistent RB. No matter how uniquely talented. The end.
I believe he had the most negative yards in football history. I’d be curious to know how much of that was on 3rd down
He was talented enough to make his teams just good enough that they didn’t get good draft picks. And the ownership never surrounded him with any other talent. When they tried they got pieces of garbage like Scott Erickson (who the Lions outbid the Vikings for).
Also having a dimwit coach like Bobby Ross doesn’t help. Or Matt Millan as your GM. The rumor I heard was that Sanders retired because he couldn’t take Ross anymore. Allegedly towards the end of his last season (when the Lions were horrible), Ross challenged Sanders to do more to help the team.
Wouldn’t argue any of that. Hence the “you can’t build” part. It was a top down failure. But a reality none the less. It sold a lot of jerseys, though. Along with Herman Moore.
Here’s the perfect setup for an 8-team playoff — one that actually makes winning the conference the most important thing, so rather than trying to impress some committee, you’re actually playing to win your conference each year (a true playoff system). And for those who just can’t live without polls and a committee, there’s a role for those as well.
Each of the Power 5 conference champion gets in
The committee selects the best of the ‘Group of Five’ FBS mid-major conferences (eg Mountain West, MAC) to be a sixth team
There are two ‘wild card’ slots
The beauty of this is, you can lose a couple games (or more!) and still be able to play yourself into the championship by winning your conference. It’s more like the pros, where you have to prove it on the field. And who cares if one conference is having a ‘down year’ and a 3- or 4-loss team becomes their champion, a champion is a champion as won on the field. But anyone wanting to see teams win it on the field will love considering the conference season as the true first step towards the playoffs, and everyone has a shot.
Having the ‘Group of Five’ have a dedicated slot in the playoff makes complete sense, and would avoid any legal issues. And besides, if you have absolutely no chance to make it to the playoff, why even stay in Division I ?
The two ‘wildcards’ will make the ‘but what about Alabama’ people happy and ensure that it’s possible for two great teams to make it out of one conference.
Finally — here’s my best part — change the last week of the season to the first round of the 8-team playoff — and the committee selects who plays at home, seeding all eight teams. Wouldn’t it be great to see Alabama play at a snowy, cold Wisconsin home stadium?
After the first playoff weekend, the four finalists are set for New Year’s, and all the bowls can be set, including bowl games involving the four teams who lost the playoff first round against the teams who ‘just missed’ and were rated 9-12.
Will solve all the problems, make it possible for anyone theoretically to be the champs, and can easily be done in the same calendar either by going back to 11 games (nonconference games won’t be nearly as necessary and can be trimmed) or by eliminating bye weeks and keeping 12 games. Also keep all the bowls as is, just change that first week of December to decide all the bowls (which it does now anyway, though by votes instead of on the field as it should be).
It’s a real mystery why the people making millions for doing mediocre work aren’t all for this. Scratching my head here.
You’re a UCF fan, aren’t you?
Haven’t seen much of old Barry Sanders after John Lynch flipped him over
Thanks, Stupidity. Entertaining post!
Ditto. Not much of a fan but I enjoyed the hell out of that little bio.
That was a great bio.
Trump is a Talking Head
How long until David Byrne demands that this video be pulled?
This is going to drive the media crazy, just like Trump wrestling the CNN guy.
Should be safe if the courts follow the Suntrust precedent.
Of course, since Trump is involved, they’ll rule in whichever way they think harms Trump.
That was pretty damn funny.
I like the Carolina cheerleader.
I like the edumacated one.
Suggestion for theme: Frank Ryan, the most interesting man to ever play football.
That was a most awesome contribution to pig skin articles F. It is weird how we all love the great players even on teams we are not fans of. I am sure there is some psychological explanation but I just put it down to appreciating greatness. That is why I was no shit honest to god crushed when OJ became what he became. Holy sweet jeebus he was awesome in the day. But Sanders, pure class.
That their my friends, is a real man.
PS great sideline photos as well.
I loved this bit.
As a true pro should.
100%
I was yelling at the TV last night during the pac 12 championship. Stanford would fumble, the SC player would already be 10 yards away doing a dance.
“stay on target”
Yes, I HATE it when they do some grandstanding BS before they are even in the end zone.
It’s infuriating because they ruined what would have been a fantastic job (tackle for loss or in last nights game, the backward pass that was on the ground.) if they just did their job for another second, it would have been the best thing ever, but by cutting to celebrations before you even know where the ball went makes you look retarded. Dance and grandstand after you picked that ball up and it goes to review.
when you don’t go after the ball, there’s a lot less that the review can do.
Tomlinson did that too.
As the sainted Vince Lombardi said, “When you get to the end zone act like you’ve been there before.”
I like the Tilted Kilt-esque cheerleader. Of course, I’m biased because I like my local Tilted Kilt.
Bookmark this timesaver: Celebrity Perv Apology Generator.
That is perfect.
‘As the father of daughters, harassment is completely unacceptable — especially when people find out about it. I imagined that any woman would have been thrilled to see a tiny penis peeking out from below my pasty, middle-aged paunch like the head of a geriatric albino turtle moments from death, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I will not change anything about my actions or behavior.’
Oh my.
Christ, get ready for the female Obama, only less intelligent.
https://www.usnews.com/news/the-report/articles/2017-12-01/kamala-harris-navigates-the-2020-presidential-landscape
Insanity. Please let this happen.
Goddamit, I finally calmed my own nerves down that the Republic couldn’t do worse than Trump.
we can and we will.
“hold my beer” isn’t just for rednecks.
Nope. I have my limits. I’d rather go live as a guest in some other country than as a citizen having a part in the demolition of this one.
What do you do in a case like this? I don’t want the taxpayers to keep this scum alive, can we deport him to Antarctica or something? Or the Chinese solution of 1 .22LR behind the ear.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5138223/Repeat-Mexican-deportee-sentenced-assault-US.html
Deported 20 fucking times. What. the. fuck.
He persisted.
Hmmm. Seems like Swissy should have stopped by here.
I shouldn’t do it, because I’m recovering from a cold but I had some Founder’s Porter with dinner and am now having ein Maß Hacker-Pschorr Oktoberfest Original.
You shouldn’t drink with a cold? I drink more when I have a cold.
My favorite cold medicine is black tea, honey, lemon, and whiskey.
Yeah, that works, I just skip the tea. Also like cask strength whiskey for a cold.
My long search to find a bottle of Blanton’s finally came to an end this afternoon. 6th store I tried, nothing from online searches of the entire state. Just happened to be in another town tonight and after checking 2 stores there, I suddenly remembered about a store near there I haven’t been to in years because it’s about 25 miles or so from me, so I thought well those guy always have an impressive variety of everything. They have an entire room of whiskeys, it’s sort of the top shelf of top shelf stores within a 30 mile radius of me. They had 2 bottles, so I nabbed one. They also had every single other bourbon I’ve been wanting to try, including the Angel’s Envy a couple of Glibs mentioned to me last night. They also have a bunch of stuff in glass cases that I can’t even afford to look at.
Any Pappy in there?
Not sure, I didn’t spend long. As soon as I saw the target, I nabbed it and went to get in line. The place was crowded on a Saturday afternoon. Next time I’m in there I’ll look, it wouldn’t surprise me if they have it.
It’ll be in a glass case, inside a glass case with a DOOMCo-impregnable unobtanium padlock on it.
It’ll be a $600 bottle, holding maybe $100-worth of booze.
Your daughter and I will find a way!
Hope it’s not an Abloy!
*watching videos…trying to learn*
one trade secret is that some things aren’t worth the time it would take.
cut that sucker off.
Every locksmith I’ve ever met had an angle grinder and a bolt cropper in the back of the truck.
Watch out for her in here. I think her handle is The LSD.
Another thumb up on the Angel’s Envy. My last glass of that was shared with the ghost of a friend who had very inexplicably taken his own life. His call-sign was “Bourbon”.
It has a light color for bourbon. I’m going to grab a bottle later to put on my shelf.