ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ SEES THAT DESPITE PREVIOUSLY CORRECTING THE BRUTAL KNOWN AS “DEAR ABBY” – SHE PERSISTS IN GIVING BAD ADVICE TO THE CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ, YOUR GOD, WILL CORRECT THAT WITH THE GIFT OF ADVICE. ADVICE IS GOOD! THE PENIS, HOWEVER, REMAINS EVIL.
Q: My husband and I argue more than I’d like. I am pretty easygoing and passive; he likes his feelings to be known. Over time I have become worn down, and my patience has worn thin.
We are starting to rebound from what I call “the year from hell.” His drinking and poor choices nearly put us on the street, and I was ready to walk. Things are starting to get better, but what we can’t seem to agree on is communication during the day.
Abby, I am on the phone for a living. I cannot stand being on it more than I must be. He calls and/or texts me up to 12 times a day. I can’t stand it. Even when I’m busy or give him a time certain when I will call him back, he beeps in before I have the chance.
I am now at the end of my rope. With all that I have dealt with, worked through and put up with, this is something I will not compromise on.
I feel it’s more than sufficient to talk on my way in to work, maybe check in around lunch, then on the way home. He feels that because I don’t feel the need to call or talk that much that I don’t love him. I can’t stand listening to the dead air or breathing because there is nothing to talk about.
Am I being petty for letting this be the thing that will break us? — TALKS TOO MUCH IN TEXAS
A: FOOLISH BRUTAL! IF THIS “HUSBAND” INSISTS ON TOO MUCH COMMUNICATION, INFORM HIM YOU WILL NOT GO TO SECOND LEVEL MEDITATION WITH HIM. AS FOR HIS OTHER ACTIVITIES – HE SHOULD BE TRIED, AND JUDGED, BY THE ETERNALS OF THE VORTEX. FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS, HE WILL BE PREMATURELY AGED INTO DOTAGE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Q: My sister-in-law is extremely allergic to cats. We have six cats, but live 1,000 miles away from her.
When her 8-year-old son comes to visit, he has a Ziploc bag full of clean clothes that he puts on before he goes home. The clothes he wore here are sealed up at the end of his trip to be washed.
I’m OK with this. But I need some advice for an upcoming big family holiday gathering. We have all been courteously asked to wash our clothes before coming, to vacuum our vehicles and to limit our contact with cats before arriving.
Am I wrong to feel like it’s her problem, not ours? — WHOSE PROBLEM IS IT
A: THE PROBLEM IS THAT OF THE WEAK BRUTAL SISTER IN LAW. ZARDOZ HAS RAISED YOU UP FROM BRUTALITY, TO KILL THE BRUTALS WHO MULTIPLY AND ARE LEGION. IF A LITTLE KITTEH ALLERGY WILL RID THE WORLD OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS, THEN ROLL IN CAT FUR BEFORE YOU VISIT! DO NOT TAKE IT OUT ON POOR LITTLE MR. WHISKERS! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
…
(ITS OK, KITTY, THE BAD BRUTALS WON’T HURT YOU! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.)
Q: Is it cheating to proofread your college-aged child’s final before he/she turns it in? — WONDERING IN ORANGE, CALIF.
A: ZARODZ IS STIRRED TO WRATH! HOW WILL YOUR MISERABLE OFFSPRING BECOME A BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR, IF HE HAS A HELICOPTER BRUTAL HOVERING OVER HIM. HE SHOULD BE GIVEN THE GIFT OF THE GUN, AND LEFT TO HIS OWN DEVICES. YOU, HOWEVER, SHALL BE CAST OUT OF THE CHOSEN ONES… AND CLEANSED. REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE, BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS ARE BEING DISPATCHED! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
As someone with severe cat allergies, take a benadryl and suck it up, pussy. If you can’t handle a kitten, how can you raise grain for the tabernacle, let alone CLEANSE? Take notes from the barely domesticated feline, and take the family reunion as an opportunity to rectify your mistakes in breeding and spreading the evil of the PENIS, and CLEANSE your family.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ADVISING ONE. YOUR ADVICE IS ALSO SUITABLE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
^THIS^
I have about 1 hr max time in a house with cats before I am nearly dead. If I take a bendryl in the driveway before going in, I am good.
I’d say people with cat allergies are inhuman freaks, but my niece married one.
a cat?
Purge the weak!
Just kidding, my niece sounds like Elmer Fudd and tears up after an hour around my two cats. But, as you say, she sucks it up ’cause she’s a tough kid.
Is it cheating to proofread your college-aged child’s final before he/she turns it in?
What kind of neglectful mother makes her child write his own college finals?
What kind of college student trusts anyone else to write their work for them?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN NAIVE ONE. ZARDOZ MUST ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF CHEATING IN A UNIVERSITY. OR COLLEGIATE ATHLETICS. MANY WILL NOT ONLY TRUST OTHERS TO DO THEIR WORK, THEY WILL PAY FOR IT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I made the mistake of going there to learn, which meant falsifying output was not on my mind.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONE. IT MAY COME AS A BIT OF A REVELATION, CHOSEN ONE, BUT THERE ARE OTHERS THAT ACT OR THINK DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
does not compute.
resetting…
does not compute.
I always find it sad how many people proudly proclaim that while they shelled out huge money, they spent their time there avoiding that education they paid for, Uncivil. From what I have seen, things have gotten worse these days as there is a whole slew of worthless degrees one can sign up for that provide neither a job skill or value to individual or society.
Hey I..um he got an A on that paper I wrote for my roommate in college. I got a case of case of beer.
I may be misremembering, but I think Facilitating Cheating was an expulsion level offense. Seems like an awful risk.
It was really good beer.
Fair enough.
/kicks case of Natural Light behind couch.
Ah, undergrad… so much wasted time.
I’ve been encouraging mom, a lifelong English and literature teacher, to ghostwrite term papers. She’s retired now and she’s intimately familiar with the canon, she’s a goodthinkful feminist, so it seems like she could easily scum money off dumb students.
she could easily scum money
I…I’m not sure I want to know what that means….
“she could easily cum money”
The secret to many a porn actress’ success.
It doesn’t grow on a tree, but it is called a “money maker”.
I don’t see proof-reading/editing as cheating – in fact, these are positive habits which should be encouraged.
That said, writing papers for athletes and international students (including dissertations) did keep me comfortable during grad school…
*whirring and rattling noises*
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONE. IT IS FORTUNATE FOR YOU, CHOSEN ONE, THAT ZARDOZ ACTIVATED THE SARCASOMETER THE TABERNACLE HAD RECENTLY INSTALLED. OTHERWISE, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN CLEANSED FOR MAKING A JOKE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
What kind of college lets a mother in the classroom to help her son take his finals?
/consults Pornhub.
I dunno. She asked nicely. She’s obviously allergic. I think if someone puts caveats on visiting them, you’re obliged to cater to them… or not visit.
Anecdotal story: Mr. Riven and I had been seeing each other for a while, and my dad invited us up to visit him and my mom. I’m down, so we start planning. But then he insisted that we ought to stay in separate bedrooms. **insert disapproval face** I asked him why and he said it seemed only right. I mean, fair enough; it’s his home. I think it’s a sort of juvenile hold-over from when I was younger, but whatever. So I just told him that if we came up to visit, either we would sleep in the same room or we would get a hotel. Or we just wouldn’t visit at all. Pretty simple, really.
If you can’t accept the terms that someone puts on visiting them, don’t visit.
Yeah. Stay in a hotel if you don’t want to steam clean your clothes.
Exactly. It’s not that difficult of a concept. It’s their property–if you can’t respect their rules, don’t stay there. Duh.
Were you two married at the time?
Nope. But we were “all but” living together. For some perspective, two weeks prior to this discussion, we had stayed with Mr. Riven’s parents for a long weekend. Same bedroom, wasn’t even a thing.
You’re father was right to point out you are living in sin. //Catholic priest
Hilariously, his parents are more religious than mine. xD
and seemingly, more relaxed.
Damn those christfags, destroying our strawmen!
Double damn! 😉
Yeah, but he’s their son and you’re his daughter. I understand your point, but I think most fathers would make the same request with regards to their daughter. It may sound retrograde, but the stance of fathers toward their daughters will always be the same. My sister had a similar issue when she moved in with her husband when they were dating. My father disaproved and told her boyfriend (now husband) that if they moved in together he expected marriage to be forthcoming or there would be problems. I hope it’s all been resolved.
Don’t you know that separate bedrooms are expected even after marriage?
Well, that’s just weird.
/stopped watching television in the 1950s.
It’s UCS. Does it really surprise you he would sleep in a separate bedroom from his spouse?
A separate room in a different building.
Seperate beds and bedrooms are underrated.
UCS isn’t sure why other people even see the need for a spouse, so this isn’t an issue.
Oh, yeah. Everything is fine. It was fine even before we got married. I do understand the “my youngest daughter! sleeping in the same bed as a man! without being married! the horror!” mentality. I saw my sister go through it a few times. She would always bend for my dad, and let him separate her and her however-significant-other when they would come to visit.
I’m coming more from the stance of… I’m a grown-ass adult and I make the decisions about how I associate myself with others. I might be his daughter, but I’m also financially independent of my parents and have been for a decade. Maybe those kinds of rules were fine when I was, say, 19 and in college and just dating a guy. … But Mr. Riven and I have been pretty serious about each other from the start.
Still, this idea that a father has some kind of ownership over his daughter is pure foolishness to me after she’s moved out. Asking a father for his daughter’s hand in marriage? Uh, you’re asking the wrong person.
My wife’s parents were very upset that I didn’t ask them for permission before proposing. My wife was adamant about me not asking because it was “none of their damn business”.
We also walked down the aisle together instead of her being given away by her dad.
Holy shit. Does that make me a feminist?
Who makes the sandwiches?
She does. I also do all the driving. Whew.
I don’t know, this all sounds like rape to me.
I asked my future FIL’s blessing but not permission. His version is actually pretty funny.
The weekend after we got engaged, my FIL got up in his church to make the announcement: “I received this ‘phone call this week asking for my blessing on marrying my daughter. I said yes, then I asked ‘Who is this?'”
“She would always bend for my dad, and let him separate her and her however-significant-other when they would come to visit.”
Man, we really aren’t doing phrasing around here anymore, are we? /filthy mind
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN PLANNING ONE. ZARDOZ NOTES A DISTINCT LACK OF CLEANSING IN YOUR EXAMPLES. ZARODZ IS DISAPPOINT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
We can do better, ZARDOZ.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONE. TRULY YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN. ZARODZ IS PLEASED. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN (AND WILL SUBSTITUTE IN YOUR WORK, CHOSEN ONE).
FOR YOUR EFFORTS, ZARDOZ AWARDS YOU ONE CHARLOTTE RAMPLING.
would.
would also tell her that her sunglasses give her cute raccoon-eyes.
Back off or be CLEANSED, that’s mine. ZARDOZ has spoken.
…um, I have pictures and funny words and stuff! They’re around here somewhere…just a sec…
/clicks furiously
Penchant for effete frenchies.
Nice…
I humbly request your forgiveness, Zardoz! We always do a bit of clay-pigeon cleansing when visiting Mr. Riven’s family. Is that enough?
Ouch, braining people with clay pigeons, that’s rough.
I haven’t heard any complaints
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN REPENTANT ONE. YES, PRACTICING WITH THE GIFT OF THE GUN IS GOOD. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
My mother did the same thing while my wife and I were dating. Eventually she lightened up.
Before or after the wedding?
After we received a blessing from the Roman Catholic Church.
As it should be
It’s just so weird to me. Like, we’re not going to get busy in there. Do you think we’re going to host the sexcapades or something? What do they hope to accomplish with that?
Well, not to go too far into my family’s history with the unexpected in that regard….
Haaahahahah! I see how you are.
I can’t be expected to stop my livelihood just because I’m visiting family. I brought that webcam along for a reason!
“I said we’d be shooting on location and I meant it!”
The Rivens…
May those who ever doubted Corey and Corey Haim rot in hell.
That’s reasonable, but I see both sides.
We know a couple with a young kid who won’t let their young son go to his grandparents’ house because the grandmother smokes, and they ask her to wear freshly-washed clothes and not smoke before coming to visit them. We’re better friends with the guy’s brother and his wife, who tell us it’s a pretty much constant source of argument. On the other side of the coin, one of my wife’s uncles was paralyzed something like twenty years ago and gets around in a motorized wheelchair. All the rest of his siblings subsequently have made sure that their houses are wheelchair-accessible. Now, he’s got a beautiful house and everyone lives near each other, so he could just stay there and have people come to him, but everyone wants to make sure he feels welcome and like he’s not a burden or anything like that.
I don’t know. Just some observations. I guess it is her problem, but that doesn’t mean the writer can’t accept that and still bridge the gap herself. It doesn’t have to be a zero-sum transaction.
Mr. Riven and I had been seeing each other for a while,
Anything longer than a couple months is a waste of courtship. You should know and be married by then so these kind of things won’t happen.
-Half joking.
They’re being asked to pack clean clothes, and vacuum out the car before going on a 2000 mile round trip. Is that not SOP for most people? Hardly sounds like a “problem” unless you’re Cousin Eddie.
But what happens if the shitter gets full on the way? Should they wait till they arrive to dump it?
At least she recognizes that drinking is never a poor choice…and she doesn’t want to talk on the phone…Zardoz, help me exterminate her husband so I may take her to the tabernacle myself!
So much this. Phone calls are tedious.
I broke up with my last gf because of the incessant complaints that i had to either spend hours on the phone with her – including having topics of my own to discuss other than asking her what she was wearing or wearing on her feet – or move in with her…
Women and their need to yak.
I detest the phone. I never even have the ringer on. If I call OMWC, he can be pretty confident there is an actual crisis, because I am really good in an emergency and handle almost everything on my own.
We do use a chat app with the Founders on a daily basis, though, because the site doesn’t run itself.
OMWC is a lucky bastage SP. You sound like the proverbial Unicorn I have been hunting for in the real world out there. Make sure he appreciates what he has young lady!
Does Zardoz vomit firearms after giving his advice? That would be tremendous!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONE. USUALLY AFTER PRONOUNCEMENTS, ONLY. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI
Did you write it for your college age child while you were at it? Otherwise, no it is not cheating. Dumbass.
The first woman sure sounds like a gem; what a lucky guy!
actually, the “he calls me for no reason and breathes into the silence”-confession made me also want to kill him in his sleep, collect the insurance, and run away to Acapulco in a torrid affair with the gardener.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN CONFESSING ONE.
GOOD. GOOD! ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
This remains my favorite Glibertarians theme-post
Although i admit: i never would have assumed ZARDOZ was a cat-person
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN INQUIRING ONE. WHY WOULD ZARDOZ NOT LIKE THE KITTEHZ? THEY EXHIBIT MANY FINE EXTERMINATOR-LIKE QUALITIES….AND SEEM TO REGARD BRUTALS AS SLAVES. THIS PLEASES ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
six? even a cat lover has limits, my beloved stone-headed god-figure
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CAT APPRECIATING LIMITED ONE. FOR ZARDOZ THERE IS ONLY ONE KITTEH…MR. WHISKERS. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
MR. WHISKERS
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN FELINE APPRECIATING ONE. GOOD KITTEH! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
The gift of the gun.
https://archive.is/xQsqt
Great deal.
*looks*
*looks at SAFE act*
Damn you, Andrew!
Can’t have 🙁
Still, the 229 is (at last) on the way.
9mm or .40?
9mm. P229 Stainless Elite SRT
.40 is dead. It’s why you see loads of ’em on gunbroker.
See, I got mine in .40 then picked up a BarSto 9mm barrel so I could swap between .357 sig, .40, and 9mm. Didn’t realize .40 was dead though… kinda makes sense.
Boy, gee, sure am glad I live in stupid-ass Maryland where our idiotic politicians have decided we can’t have nice things…
Every once in awhile I get pissed off at Pennsylvania’s alcohol laws, and then I’m reminded how most of my guns would be illegal for me to own in the states around me, and I feel a little better.
Would you get in trouble if we shipped you booze?
I wouldn’t, as long as I paid the Pennsylvania excise tax. You might though, there are weird laws around shipping alcohol.
New York doesn’t care if you ship booze, so long as I don’t use USPS. I’m fairly certain the state liquor authority got slapped for trying to persecute a retailer who shipped to other states when they sent to a state that doesn’t allow mail-order booze. It was “Let them enforce their laws, they didn’t break NY law.”
I’m convinced that Maryland’s relatively lax liquor laws exist as they are mostly to distract Marylanders from how shitty the rest of the laws here are.
So, I’m familiar with ours, Texas’s, Louisiana’s weird-ass laws, and Virgnia’s godless ABC stores. What’s the deal with PA? We have friends in Lancaster that we see from time to time but they’ve mostly got the booze angle covered by the time we get there, or we buy in MD on the way up.
On the beer side, PA is a true pain in the ass. If you want to buy beer, you have three options:
1) Go to a distributor, where you must purchase beer by the case warm.
2) Go to a bottle shop, where you can buy cold beer, but are limited in the amount you can purchase (I want to say it’s around 155 ounces). The bottle shop must also serve food, and have seating.
3) Go to a brewery, where they can sell beer to go.
One of the more interesting aspects of this is certain breweries make mix cases just to sell in PA. On the plus side, PA does get Russian River beers (including at least one keg of Pliney the Younger a year), and has no maximum alcohol cap on beer.
That’s just plain stupid.
The only time I’ve run afoul of a stupid beer law in recent years was when I decided to bake bread and tried to buy too early on a Sunday.
We need an amendment fixing the 21st to say “No party may treat the sale of intoxicants in a manner any different from any other commercial good”
I get yelled at when I was Indiana for a training once. I drove in and figured I’d pick up some local beer to take back to the hotel. I get into a store, and notice that there’s a string around the beer area. No signs, just a string, but there’s a pallet of beer sitting there outside the rope. I pick up a six-pack and take it up to the checkout. This is how I learned that Sunday sales of beer are illegal in the state of Indiana. After calming the cashier down, and explaining I was from out of state, she let me know that you can buy growlers of beer at a brewery to take home.
Ok… check into the hotel, and there’s three breweries within 5 miles of the hotel. The first one I went to was a breweries taproom, but since they didn’t brew at that location, they couldn’t sell to go beer. *sigh* Off to another brewery, where they were ready for people to pick up their stuff to take home. They had a cooler filled with ice and prefilled growlers right by the entrance, and a lovely young lady there who was willing to exchange those growlers for US currency.
I don’t drink beer, but there’s no good reason for any of that hassle.
Distributors I’ve been to also have some cold inventory.
That may be new, it’s been a couple of years since I was out there for work. I know Wegman’s has been making things better by getting the restaurant licenses and selling beer to go. They’ll even let you run some out to your car and come back in for a second transaction.
“Oh no, our front stock has run out, we only have the stuff we put in cold storage. I hope that’s not a problem.”
That stinks. Most Maryland counties won’t sell beer or wine in grocery stores or gas stations, and there are still a few counties where you can’t buy liquor on Sunday, but mostly it’s whatever, wherever, and no limit on quantity.
Ohio allows beer and wine sales pretty much anywhere (with two different licenses, and cider falls under the wine license), with restrictions on Sunday wine sales. Liquor above 40 proof must be sold at a state liquor store. For bars, there’s lots of different licenses available, which means some bars have a liquor license that allows Sunday sales of beer and wine, but not hard alcohol. Others aren’t allowed to sell hard alcohol until after 1:00 PM.
We do have some dry counties in Ohio, but there’s a neat workaround for it. If you get a brewers license, you automatically get a liquor license, even if you’re in a dry county. And since the state law overrides the county law, there’s at least one country club that is technically a brewery. From what I’ve heard, they brew the minimum amount to keep their license, and brew from extract instead of grain, but it got the members the ability to get liquor at the club.
What about at 40%?
That’s also a strange cutoff point. Krupnik runs around 35%, Vodka varies, with some brands above, others below.
UnCivilServant:
40 Proof, not 40%. So if you want hard alcohol above 20% ABV, you need to go to a liquor store. This leads to the concept of grocery store liquor, as a lot of the big national brands will release an underproofed version to sell in grocery stores. This leads to confusion by people who buy the grocery store stuff most of the time, then try to drink the same quantity at a bar (if they don’t know how to read a label).
Sorry, I misread that.
So Where does Kahlua fall, it’s exactly 40 proof.
Figured as much, and I was wrong anyways, the cut off is 21%/42 proof. Anything above that, state liquor store, at or below that, any other store (with the appropriate licenses).
PA is not horrible for liquor laws and they’re getting better slowly.
State run stores for booze & wine. Separate beverage stores for beer and it used to be case quantities only, but that has eased up as well. Now some grocery stores can also sell beer & wine. It’s still a little odd, but as someone who appreciates drinking, it’s all very manageable.
ABC’s kill me dead. One thing I noticed in VA is that the selection is not very good. Not terrible, you can get a decent variety of large-market liquors, but I never saw any small-batch guys. Meanwhile, where I am, most of the decent liquor stores will have the usual stuff but they’ll also have smaller start-ups, niche brands, stuff like that. Hell, the place we usually go to which is in a strip mall and fairly modest has multiple brands of cachaca, a quarter of an aisle of vodkas, with maybe seven local brands, and more bourbon than you can shake a stick at. This is not something I saw in our neighbor to the immediate south.
Most places will do special orders, too. Maybe that’s a thing at ABCs?
https://www.finewineandgoodspirits.com
It’s all very civilized and accommodating (especially for a gov’t run entity). Hell, even ~90% of their employees I have found to be helpful and friendly. They run frequent sales, in store tastings, special orders, etc.
YMMV in other parts of the state.
I agree about the poor selection at VA ABCs. I have noticed though that the employees are generally helpful and pleasant. Very strange for a gov agency, but maybe it’s the liquor.
We used to be good. Before prohibition, we had the largest number of distilleries in the nation, and were in the top 5 for breweries as well. We had a strong alcohol culture; the whiskey rebellion was started by Pennsylvanians. The problem is, that when the 21st amendment was pissed we had a staunchly anti-alcohol governor. Alcohol sales were legalized, but he tried to make it as expensive and inconvenient as possible. Over time the regulations have been loosened, but those regulations made plenty of special interest groups that fight for them to remain. The state liquor stores are preserved by the state employee union. The distributors fight to keep beer out of convenience stores and grocery stores to protect their own rackets. The state won’t give up the revenue that our ridiculous excise taxes raise. Etc.
So, basically, a bunch of cucks.
You have better beer, we have better firearms and lower taxes. I’d rather we were better at beer, but I’ll take the trade.
Yeah, it’s probably much easier for you to run booze back up north than for me to run guns back down south.
So the floating head is a cat guy eh?
ZARDOZ loves the pussy.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS REPTILIAN CHOSEN ONE. INDEED. THE MOST INDIFFERENT, BRUTAL IGNORING, KILLING MACHINES AVAILABLE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/938774864542031873
Alan Dershowitz is a Nazi, clearly
Dershowitz…
Aershowitz…
Aurshowitz…
Auschwitz!
It all fits!
Dershowitz, Auschwitz …
At this point, what difference does it make?
Ugh. Shoulda refreshed.
ZARDOZ:
So, on top of the Deth S’tar I found yesterday, today on lunch I stopped in a grocery store on a whim, and found several bottles of CBS. How many of them should I reserve for gifting, and how many should I consume by myself while reading the comments by the witty people here?
Founders, eh? So I should be seeing this aaaaany day now.
This one is a rarity, although it’s getting a lot more distribution (I mean orders of magnitude more) in my neck of the woods this release. $25 for a 22 ounce bottle. I’ve only had it at special events previously, and those were little 2 ounce pours at the end of an event.
Yeah. It’s crazy how many bottles are distributed now. It used to be like finding the golden ticket.
25 for a 22 ounce bottle
*checks wallet*
I might have to pass on that one.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS BEER FINDING ONE. RESERVE ENOUGH THAT A CERTAIN FLOATING STONE HEAD COULD HAVE ONE, THE REST SHOULD BE CONSUMED WHILST SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS, WHO ARE LEGION. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I imagine giving a massive stone head a sufficient quantity of beer would be cost prohibitive.
Technically, ZARDOZ only asked for one beer, so maybe it’s to get the taste?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN LIQUID MEASURING ONE. IT IS FOR HIM.
ZARDOZ MUST KEEP ARTHUR FRAYN HAPPY. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Drink one, age one. Great gifts for the beer lover. We purchased a few bottles for a Christmas party to share.
Thanks for reminding me that I’m overdue for an inventory of the beer cellar, and rotate some of the beers into the drinking fridge.
The Washington Post is here to inform you what you should be asking any and all Republicans that you know:
How would Zardoz handle a special prosecutor?
What is the basis in law under which a Special Prosecutor is empowered?
His power comes from the executive aka Trump.
But it’s true enough that impeachment is a political process rather than a legal one.
Is there one? I was under the impression that the title is largely symbolic, and that it’s mostly just everyone agreeing that it’s really a thing. Aside from propriety and The Way Things Are Done, couldn’t Trump just hand Mueller his walking papers?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN WP READING ONE. ANY BRUTAL THAT PLAGUED ZARDOZ WOULD BE CLEANSED, “SPECIAL PROSECUTOR” OR NOT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I think Mueller is doing exactly what he was expected to do.
And will continue to do so until his whole investigation is revealed as untenable to even the most biased observer, and an investigation will be launched over his head, or in parallel.
If President Trump tries to remove special counsel Robert S. Mueller III, would you view that as an impeachable offense?
Remember what I said last time you asked me such an inane question? No? It is a punchable offense. As in I am going to punch you between your smug, beady little eyes for wasting my fucking time with your bullshit. This parole hearing is over.
*leaves room*
//if only.
Some people seem to think this is another watergate, but it has me thinking more about the power J. Edgar Hoover held over the political class. The FBI can essentially hold any president they disagree with hostage for an indefinite amount of time. Regardless of if Trump has done anything impeachable, the way this is being handled is not a good sign for our future.
If President Trump tries to remove special counsel Robert S. Mueller III, would you view that as an impeachable offense?
Honestly, that’s an incredibly stupid question. Without the context of the basis for removing Mueller, you can’t tell whether it was impeachable, unseemly, appropriate, or something worthy of having Trump’s face added to Mount Rushmore. Right now, we know that there have been some (to borrow a phrase from the political class) disturbing irregularities in the way Mr. Mueller has operated his office, for which he should have to answer.
And by the way, who in God’s creation ever adds a III in referring to somebody?
*looks at SAFE act*
Just pinky-swear you’ll only put ten rounds in at a time.
Detatchable mag + pistol grip = “ASSAULT WEAPON!!!@!11!!!OMG!!!@111!”
To say nothing of muzzle brakes.
Zardoz,
Would be possible to CLEANSE my IT department?
*bows*
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN REQUESTING ONE. IT IS POSSIBLE. HOWEVER, ZARDOZ MUST WEIGHT THE HARM DONE TO BRUTALS….IF THE IT DEPARTMENT CAUSES MORE DEATH AND SLAVERY THAN CALLING IN THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS, THEN ZARDOZ MUST REFUSE YOUR PETITION, CHOSEN ONE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Would be possible to CLEANSE my IT department?
“Hey, buddy, lookit this. I got a gift certificate for an aerial tour of the city. In a HELICOPTER! Wanna come?”
Detatchable mag + pistol grip = “ASSAULT WEAPON!!!@!11!!!OMG!!!@111!”
What a batch of spoilsports.
Zardoz,
I’m thinking of launching a sneak attack on the American Fleet at Pearl Harbor. Any advice?
– Hideki Tojo
DON’T MISS THE CARRIERS.
Great advice brah,,,,
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ATTACKING ONE. CLIMB MOUNT NIITAKA. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
P.S. SORRY ABOUT THE SLEEPING GIANT.
The sleeping giant should help with our own infestation of brutals.
For you Warhammer 40k fans, either we’re getting our own SJW infestation attempt or this is just pure parody. It’s really hard to tell.
This is probably the inevitable fallout from the ‘harassment’ of Spankle by Jeremy.
When filling in the community survey for GW, I used the freeform section to warn against this type of meddling.
I should have been more stringent and pointed to Marvel for what it would do to their sales.
I’m just waiting for the REEEing over Slaanesh being transphobic and all 40k fans secretly being alt-right.
Why would the God of Excess fear transfolk?
His/her love would be the problem.
Slaanesh doesn’t love, Slaanesh lusts.
I’ts Grandfather Nurgle who loves all the living things (there just happen to be a lot more bacteria than there are you…)
That reminds me – There’s a reason Christmas coincides with cold and flue season.
You know what I mean, negative depiction of transsexuals because of a hermaphroditic god who’s follows quote “will skullfuck your children”.
When they do, accuse them of being intolerant of alternative sexualities.
SECRETLY?
At least the Empire/Spess Marine portion is pretty much bang-on for alt-right!
But the ‘HUMANITY FUCK YEAH’ element of the Imperium completely negates their ‘race realism’. A group of alt-right protesters would be classified as heretics going against the Imperial Creed. Race doesn’t matter in the Imperium, you’re human and therefore you’re the best goddamn thing to ever happen to this galaxy. It’s the filthy xenos that are the problem.
You define non-whites as impure Muties and purge them for their subhumanness, duh.
It also lets you conveniently exclude Russians from “lower race” categorization…
You define non-whites as impure Muties and purge them for their subhumanness, duh.
You can’t do that when a Primarch is black and the Imperial Guard has bloody Ogyrns in their ranks.
Ogryns are a form of officially sanctioned Abhuman, not fully mutant.
As for Vulkan, he gets more sunlight than your average underhiver…
That raises an interesting question, what does thirty thousand years of hive dwelling do to the ability to produce melanin?
I’d think a more appropriate question would be “What’s Melanin?”
Number 6, Melanin is a substance rapidly created and destroyed by the holy Malnochrome of His Angels of Death. It aids in dealing with solar radiation.
That raises an interesting question, what does thirty thousand years of hive dwelling do to the ability to produce melanin?
I’d presume there’s enough UV radiation (among many other fun kinds) in places to make it a good idea to produce some.
My point is that Ogryns, Navigators, etc. are far further along on the ‘mutant scale’ than melanin counts that have been part of humanity for hundreds of thousands of years. Hell, the Space Wolves pretty much are mutants sometimes.
Also, if we’re counting Dawn of War, there’s black Inquisitors. Trying to purge them would be…messy.
Also if the Imperium is alt-right does that make the Tau antifa?
JT – Your own point regarding both Abhuman strains misses the fact that they are extensivly segregated from the population at large, even if distainfully used by the greater Imperium. It would not be beyond possibility that any given domain would take a dim view of deviation from the local norm, since few citizens have the opportunity to leave their place of origin.
No, Antifa are the useful idiots the T’au manipulate to weaken Imperial worlds during conquest.
Chaos cults are antifa, working to undermine the Imperium at the behest of (((Great Enemy))).
Genestealer cults are multiculturalists and miscegenators, passing as pure while containing the impure seed that will bring down the one true race.
Orks would be migrant hordes, but they eat women instead of raping them so it’s not a perfect analogy.
Tzeentch is pretty much what the alt-right think (((they))) are like.
And Necrons are…Baby Boomers? I guess?
Necrons are…Baby Boomers? I guess?
OMG, that’s just too perfect.
Every Necron army needs to use Imagine as their battle song!
And maybe Orks are just lower classes (pretty much what they were designed as), while Tyranids are the migrants.
Eldars of both kinds are all the sexual deviants coming for the pure white womanhood.
Goddamit, I bet I could get a series on Slate with this concept. And it’s time for miniature gaming to get SJW-targeted properly!
This guy’s living the dream and he doesn’t even know it.
Step One: Cancel the visit to the family gathering. That way you don’t have to go to the in-laws, and you make it all about how you care about your fucking sister-in-law. If you have to go anyway, maybe don’t take such good care, and mention it to your sister-in-law. She’ll have a reaction if you tell her you didn’t take any extra precautions, I’d bet dollars to donuts.
Step Two: Over the course of the next few months, after the holidays are over, slowly become interested in cat rescue. There’s a chapter in your area. Start volunteering to help with cat adoptions. Get the kids involved!!!
Step Three: Over the summer, when your wife isn’t thinking about the holidays, adopt more cats. I mean, what are the chances your kids won’t find any kittens they want? You don’t even have to push them to do this. It will happen.
Execute this simple, three step plan, and you may never have to see your sister-in-law again.
This is a gift. Being able to avoid a sister-in-law is the kind of gift you can’t buy in a store.
Do this, and unlike most guys, you may never have to choose between moving 1,000 miles away to live near your sister-in-law or divorce. Especially if you can find a cat that your wife really loves. That can be good for 15 years of peace and happiness.
And people say cats are useless?!
P.S. Send you sister-in-law a link to this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
P.P.S. I’m a dog person. I’ve worked dog rescue. I’ve dressed up as Santa Claus to raise money for shelters by letting people come in and have their pet’s picture taken with Santa. In dog rescue circles, in which people (hot chicks) will use the word “specist” without irony, I’ve been referred to as a “Beagle supremacist”. But if my gilfriend’s sister were allergic to cats, I’d fill the fucking hallway with adopted cats. This guy hit the lottery, and he doesn’t even know it!
Sorry, Stone-head, but Ken left you in the dust on this one.
You are spot-on, Ken. About everything but the Beagles.
So Reason Webathon was the most successful it’s ever been. Not that it really mattered to begin with in the long run thanks to Koch bucks but they’re never going to learn their lesson.
Who sunk money into it?
If they broke left, you’d think it was Soros.
What’s her name claimed that they don’t have a sugar daddy–no big donor.
We know that porno guy, the Kochs, and others have dropped big checks in the past, though, right?
At the last hour, somebody gave them like $300,000?
Is Robby gone? Is he only on vacation?
Half the stink goes away when he’s not there.
** Narrows eyes, squints in direction of Schiff’s office in Westport **
Overheard at Reason offices:
KMW: Everyone act busy- Charles Koch is here!
Charles: (glares at assembled staff members)
Nick: (kneels before Charles Koch and kisses ring) It is an honor to have you in our presence
Charles: (yanks hand away from Nick) How did your little fundraiser go?
KMW: (averts her eyes before addressing Charles) Very well, your magesty
Nick: It went really good and showed us that this is the last vestige of the Baby Boomer generation
Charles: What does that mean?
KMW: Nothing. He’s an idiot
Nick: Ok- fuck you. Why does everyone keep saying that?
Charles: How many other libertarians did you call racist during the webathon?
ENB: Everyone is racist
Charles: What?
ENB: You’re racist
Charles: (raises voice) What did you say?
KMW: Nothing- just ignore her.
Charles: I pay your bills so that you can smear anyone and everything associated with anything that Murray Rothbard ever touched. Did you not do my bidding?
Matt: I mean, he use to write for Reason, so that’s a little hard to do…
Charles: SILENCE! I will return tomorrow. I expect you to have smeared someone by then
From the little I saw, the entire thing stinks of them having one or a couple big donors who they begged to pitch in to make up. Last year, they were relatively transparent about their goals and how they were progressing. Not this year.
Eh, same thing happened last year – anemic donations until a “surprise” big donation surge took them over the top. It’s just that this year it was even more insane – $200K in 24 hours right at the end? Not even CMON or Reaper Mini Kickstarters get that kind of U-shape.
But hey, it’s proof that, while they may or may not satisfy their readers, they certainly know how to please their customers…
I would imagine the Koch brothers are accompanied by small band to play dark, ominous music to mark their arrival.
https://hotair.com/archives/2017/12/07/norwegian-royal-kevin-spacey-groped-nobel-peace-prize-concert/
You have to respect the balls on Kevin Spacey- he groped a member of the Norwegian royal family (also- Norway has a royal family? And people care what happens in Norway even when the Soviets and Germans aren’t fighting over it?)
Not with the Norwegians.
If he’d done it to the Saudi Crown prince, maybe…
You be nice to Norway. They’re one of the least stupid European nations right now. Kept out of the EU, wants nothing to do with migrants.
*sigh*
Why can’t Norway be our northern neighbor?
You wouldn’t be saying that when they row down the Mississippi to burn your monasteries and steal your womenfolk.
I have it on good authority, that authority being your Mom, that Canadians have small penises. They aren’t stealing anything.
This escalated rather quickly
Jesse, the resident penis expert, has informed us otherwise.
The Mississipi is a bit awkward to get to from Canadia. I think you might be able to make it through the Chicago Canal, but otherwise I’m pretty sure there’s a bit of an overland hike to reach it.
A bit of portaging never stopped Norse raiders from attacking Miklagard.
Oh, look at the history nerd here, using the fancy Norse names.
They got to Constantinople, they can get to the Mississippi.
Find out how they cook gator for me.
I’m assuming same as anything else – on a spit, with copious mead.
A Canadian invasion of the United States would be the most Nick Gillespie invasion in world history. It would last probably three days, before they would be stopped just outside Chicago (if they choose that as the invasion point). They wouldn’t make it out of DuPage County alive
Correction Just Say’n, the American attempt to invade Canada was the most Nick Gillespie invasion in world history. Those militia sure worked out well for you, what with the incompetence and desertions and what-not.
Glad we gave you back Detroit though.
Look, lets not bicker over who invaded who…
The only way to settle this dispute if for the US and Canada to go to war again.
“Blame Canada!”
Dueling’s legal up here, you could hide behind your military industrial complex or settle this man-to-man. Don’t worry, the ring will be wheelchair accessible old man.
That’s it Titor. I don’t let Canadians, of all people, mouth of to me. What province are you in? I’m going to get a European atlas (as the American atlases just label Canada as ‘tons of ice and snow and shit like that’) and find you and challenge you to a duel. Choose your weapon
Fisticuffs at the hockey arena parking lot closest to the border, duh.
How is it that nobody mentioned settling this over a game of hockey?
‘cos that’s a cruel and unusual punishment….
Hockey’s not a way to settle anything, hockey fights are.
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight!
Let them fight!!
Let them fight!!!
Let them!!!!
I’d probably join them. Land of my ancestors.
May those who ever doubted Corey and Corey rot in hell.
Why isn’t Feldman on the Time cover? Never mind, I know why.
The actual princess in the equation, one Martha Louise, is cute in a soccer mom, “woman of a certain age” kind of way. I’d film some amateur milf porn with her, for sure.
Also, didn’t read much of the article, but I’m assuming that the reason Princess Martha is newly-divorced is because her ex-husband, the gropee, is actually batting for the same team as Kevin.
is actually
battingpitching/catching for the same team as Kevin.Dang. This was supposed to be a reply to Just Say’n above.
So, Rand attacker’s motive…a decade long dispute over lawn clippings. Or a shouting match that occurred a decade ago:
I mean, I don’t want to say it was political, but for Christ’s fucking sake…it was political. The story is nothing more than a slightly more detailed version of the bullshit the media was peddling from the get go with a lot of quotes from Boucher’s lawyer and the conservative development owner. Nothing is said of whether or not Paul and Boucher had any interactions in the last 10 years or not. The Post clearly wants to leave us with the impression that he kept quiet, and then it all just exploded one day over grass clippings.
The investigation is going to be tough unless Boucher explicitly talked politics and expressed anger towards Paul. That’s legal. But the notion that this is over landscaping it laughable.
Bullshit..
This was a pissed of proggie that lost his marbles and followed Obama’s advice to get physical with the enemy..
Now the dnc operatives with bylines are all trying to provide this douchebag cover by repeating the nonsense his lawyers are using as a defense because admitting another prog asshole attacked someone they didn’t like not only sets back the narrative, but would put this hero of the collectivist revolution behind bars for his criminal politically motivated attack on a member of the US oligarchy.
So Reason Webathon was the most successful it’s ever been.
*toots horn, throws confetti, goes back to not giving a shit*
This guy….the balls on this fuckin’ guy
Hey asshole, good job posting the link.
[Second time for you – next time, we might just have to drop you into the Slough of No Comments]
“Dude, you Chipwooded the link”
I *think* he means
This
well, this
I will report to the self criticism session this afternoon and feel shame.
Seriously, not sure how the hell that happened.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN LINKING ONE. ALL IS WELL, REPORT NOWHERE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
All hail Zardoz!
I don’t remember my first, frankly. As in, I’ve never seen some photo inserted into any of my comments nor have I received any sort of warning that I might be put into the “slough of no comments.” And beyond that, the comment was a joke, If Chipwooder was offended I’ll gladly apologize to him as an individual. As for the method of ‘moderation,’ my attitude is the same as it has been any time I’ve ever said anything about it. Which is, create an honest set of rules, I’ll follow them. If not, well, I don’t really give a shit.
Look here: https://glibertarians.com/2017/11/make-america-grope-again/#comment-362965
1. I like the edit away from the ZARDOZ account. Thank you for that.
2. You really expect that I’m going to see a comment that came half a day later?
3. What’s really troubling to me is that you guys can edit time stamps and even the accounts that post remarks. I have no clue when such remark was actually made.
4. It really looks like the account in question has a personal connection to you, and I offended him. To which I’ll refer to my reply below. If someone gives me an argument to work off, I’ll respond in a respectful manner. If the remark is just a waste of my time, I’ll respond in kind. As many commenters here do.
5. I wouldn’t have thought the veteran around here would have some of the thinnest skin, but time and time again you’ve proven it.
We want a site that doesn’t turn into an online sewer. I don’t have thin skin…you seem to be upset about this more than I. I just don’t want you calling anyone here an asshole. Just be a bit civil, OK?
Let us start with a real, easy and honest rule. Don’t call our commenters or our staff “asshole”. Especially when they have done absolutely nothing wrong.
Can you do that?
I don’t even know who the “staff” is around here. As I’ve said already, I meant no actual offense to Chipwooder and I’ll apologize to him if *he* was offended. It was a joke.
Let us make it easier – don’t do it to anyone.
For the record a)I’m not staff b)I wasn’t offended. I just want to be crystal clear on this – I would NEVER go cry to moderators if I had a problem with something someone said to me, and so I didn’t here. There’s no static between you and me, we’re fine.
I didn’t think there was.
Was that meta? Like are you the guy in question, but also questioning yourself?
Obama credited himself with the economic growth under Trump.
It’s a coincidence GDP growth never cracked 3% under him.
The economy was so bad under Bush, it took NINE YEARS to undo it!
If he wasn’t such an execrable asshole with such a devoted cult behind him, I’d feel sorry for him being so un-self aware, narcissistic and ridiculous.
If it makes you feel any better, based on some of the things he apparently was prone to doing – eg stopping the conversation to demand credit for coming up with some idea that was going well – I think he is a Compensatory Narcissist. Those guys deep down feel like they are shit and try to make up for it by dragging everyone else down.
Deep down he knows he is a fraud and has no idea how to turn it around.
ZARODZ IS STIRRED TO WRATH! HOW WILL YOUR MISERABLE OFFSPRING BECOME A BRUTAL EXTERMINATOR, IF HE HAS A HELICOPTER BRUTAL HOVERING OVER HIM.
Mighty ZARDOZ, consider the possibilities for cleansing offered by having an attack helicopter or drone brutal hovering over an Exterminator. The pair can cleanse far more brutals at once than a single Exterminator with a Webley.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS STRATEGIC CHOSEN ONE. ZARDOZ IS OLD SCHOOL, WHEN IT COMES TO CLEANSING THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Dear ZARDOZ, I have a question prompted by Al Franken’s resignation.
Now, I’ve been brought up with the understanding that if you’re too much of a pussy to hold a woman’s waist when you’re taking a photo together, that is called “hover-handing”.
Does this mean hover-handing is the new protocol in neo-puritan America? Is touching a woman for a photo a career-destroying risk?
Touching women leads to cuddling, which leads to sex, which leads to babies.
I predict, therefore, that Zardoz will command us to glower with our arms crossed whenever in a woman’s presence.
Strangely, touching women didn’t lead to any of those things for Al Franken.
If you were any of the women he touched, would you let those things happen? Empathy, d00d.
They all know he has a small pee pee…
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN PREDICTING ONE. YOUR PREDICTION WOULD ALSO BE SUPERB ADVICE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN HAND HOVERING ONE. ANYTHING THAT LEADS TO PENIC ERECTION IS EVIL. THEREFORE, HAND HOVERING IS THE ONLY APPROVED METHOD OF PHOTO POSING. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Obama credited himself with the economic growth under Trump.
It’s a coincidence GDP growth never cracked 3% under him.
Also a total coincidence the stock market took off like a goddam rocket as soon as we could see the back of him.
Total
fucking
coincidence.
Totally:
11/2/2016 Market: OMG. Trump wom *Dow drops*
11/3/2016 Market: Wait, that might be a good thing *Dow gains back losses by lunchtime*
Who is surprised by this shit?
I have already had several of the usual CT proggie assholes bemoan the fact that the economy is now flying in the right direction. They are horrified this is happening because the evil corporate world is responding to the clown in the WH, whom has been rolling back the social justice initiatives Black Jesus’ administration put in place to save us from the last economic implosion the idiotic SJW agenda to force lenders to give money to people that couldn’t afford or had proven they wouldn’t pay back that money to buy homes (and the subsequent escaped of idiotic things that followed to make giving bad people bad loans resulted on so the whole shit sammich could be made palatable), instead of having responded like this when the SJW nonsense was passed.
Try as I might, I couldn’t make them see the logic that government picking whom won and who lost was never going to produce any fucking economic growth, because nobody could be as inefficient or negatively biased as the bureaucratic turds that got that power.
Not surprised at all. For eight years the anemic economy was Bush’s fault. So since there is an eight year lag in the response of the economy to a President’s administration anything good would be because of Obama. Unless of course, the economy tanked. Then it would be because of Trump.
Seven more years of “coincidence” and we’ll really be rolling.
“If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is never.” – Paul Krugman, November 9, 2016
Another day, another Hillary mole outed at DOJ.
So, this investigation has thoroughly discredited itself
Beyond discredited – it’s all been revealed as a mummer’s farce.
Huma Abedin was interviewed by the FBI and lied throughout. Everyone in the room was a pretending to actually do their government jobs, while in fact all were thoroughly corrupted Clinton cronies playing out the act while making sure none of the important made liberals got into any trouble.
It kind of makes me wonder if it was just partisan bend, or if the investigation we’re seeing now is blackmail material. We’ve seen it with Comey already. A lot of bureaucrats who probably laughed at the notion of Trump winning who were then caught with their pants down after doing some shady shit to further the other party’s cause. They expected retaliation…
Honestly, I’m getting tot he point where retaliation isn’t exactly looking so bad.
No, I’m not in the sink for Trump. But, you get more of what you reward and less of what you punish. So, where’s the punishment for these bastards?
It’s looking more and more like
1. Fusion GPS invents the Russian Hooker Urination Dossier.
2 Clintonista/prog diehards at FBI and DOJ take the bullshit dossier in front of a FISA court to get a warrant to spy on the Trump campaign.
3. Despite listening to all their communications, the incompetent morons get their ass kicked.
The whole thing is this cabal of leftist ideologues at DOJ and FBI trying to continue the lie: that they were spying on the Trump campaign not to gain political advantage, but because the Trump campaign is in fact a legit target of counterintelligence operations, because Russians.
I am wondering what the brush off defense of the usual suspects will be as more and more of the DOJ and FBI leadership gets exposed as partisan hacks that had first actively undermined national security investigations so they could help a corrupt old crone steal an election, then switched to inventing and lying about criminal activities so they could undermine an elected president, and then, all because they were now worried that without their queen in charge the corruption of the last 8 or so years would be exposed to the people.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQZABisXUAA1m03.jpg:large
This is real life. A person actually said this.
Bipartisan derp.
Derp knows no party.
When I had far more patience for such things, on my drive to work I used to listen to the “liberal” channel, then the “conservative” channel (on XM Radio) to see which one would say the dumbest thing. It was close to 50/50 overall.
Think I just got a hernia trying to stifle my laughter.
But remember, white people have a higher IQ on average than blacks. Except white nationalists apparently.
Meth and irrational race hatred rots your brain
YOU GODDAMN DUMBASS BINT
Nobody is making you represent him, Lindsey.
You could always wait 4 – or more likely 8 years – so that you can win for a President you like.
What? By then her career will be over, Sport Illustrated will never put on the cover in a scantily clad outfit and she will be doomed to being virtually unknown to people outside Park City, UT.
Then maybe she needs to stop fucking grandstanding and do what people are paying her sponsorship money for – winning.
Everyone here knows her. She was born here and started skiing at one of the local places. So, despite the fact that she’s been gone for 30 years or whatever, Minne still claims her.
I don’t, though.
She’s representing the country, not Trump. What an idiot.
Wait…they carry a US flag, not a giant portrait of Trump?!
Give it time comrade.
She thought she’d be carrying a United States of Hillary flag.
Is it a violation of the NAP to cook fucking scallops in the fucking office kitchen in the middle of fucking winter?
You know what’s weird? My post #33 was initially a long run-on sentence with the word “fucking” reappearing several times. It’s as though my negative energy drifted over to you as you posted.
In answer to your question: sure seems like it.
That is weird. But I’m even more pissed after reading your link.
Jesus, i’m gonna have to leave. It’s nasty.
Scallops? Don’t think so.
Eels? Fuck yeah. Evil shit.
But you eat then cold and jellied, eels shouldn’t stink up the whole office.
CLEANSE!
death sentence. its like keying a car then double-dipping.
Yes. Cooking or re-heating seafood in an office kitchen or breakroom should be grounds for immediate dismissal. The same for dumbasses who put popcorn in the microwave, hit the “popcorn” button, and walk away, allowing the popcorn to incinerate so the entire area smells like burned corn.
Can you tell my office is directly opposite the microwave?
Chipwooder has the correct ruling.
*cubicle is next to break room as well*
Seafood in the office microwave/kitchen is verboten. It is known.
Knowing that I am just giving you the go-ahead to punch some guy….yeah.
https://twitter.com/BruceBeckhamXXX/status/938532275871891456
Today in ‘What a Human Piece of Garbage’ News. The gay porn actor who participated in ridiculing the porn actress who committed suicide basically said “Sorry, not sorry”
Whatever happened to “Just shut the fuck up!”? Seriously, there used to be some modicum of discretion that when people got caught fucking up in a major way, they laid low and avoided public attention. It was understood that not saying a goddamned thing wasn’t some kind of evil act. It was just not digging further. This idiot’s harassment drove someone to suicide. If ever there was a prime candidate for a situation where “Just shut the fuck up” is the best course of action, that’s it.
He has to make sure no other bitch gets ideas about whom she sleeps with and why when his income is on the line.
To recap:
“I swear to God if you do not bake that Nazi cake I will make the Holocaust look like a joke”
– Gary Johnson
Thou must bake cakes
“You don’t want to sleep with this person, than you’re a bigot! Burn the witch!”
– Nick Sarwark, probably
Thou shalt have no say in who they sleep with, if that person is an aggrieved sexual minority
Is there somewhere that has a daily Oppression Olympics tracker? I keep losing track of who’s “higher” (lower?) on the ladder.
All you have to know is that (((you))) are ranked really low now, especially after the whole embassy being moved to Jerusalem thing. (((You’re))) probably ranked as low as a cis normative white male now. All those thousands of years of genocide and discrimination for nothing
(((those people)) are tekkin our jerbs!
We have to be at least one rung higher than that. I mean, they claim that no white people have ever been targets of systematic cultural destruction. We’re at least with the Irish and the Italians, right?
(wait, they’re at the bottom of the list now too, aren’t they)
It’s gettin’ damn crowded down here actually.
All the hollywood-types and politicians are stinkin’ up the place.
“”Whatever happened to “Just shut the fuck up!”? “”
Twitter
https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/938810627132452864
“Put the clues together, Scooby!” Naomi Wolf wants to believe!
Is it a violation of the NAP to cook fucking scallops in the fucking office kitchen in the middle of fucking winter?
If they didn’t bring enough for everyone, yes. That’s an ass-kickin.
Holy shit, this guy went hard on cleansing brutals.
Italian man ‘poisoned family members after joining cult’
And without receiving the Gift of Gun!
BBC. Illiterate scum to the end.
Thallium isn’t a toxic chemical. It’s a toxic metal that reacts with other elements and/or compounds to create toxic chemicals.
And Thallium is a proper noun. Fuckwits.
I never bothered to pretend Lindsay Vonn was smart.
She dated Tiger Woods, so… yeah.
I like the avoidance of personal user names to issue your warnings. Some guy I’ve never seen pops up, makes some vague and cryptic comment seemingly criticizing a comment (it wasn’t really clear), and I respond by being, well, glib. If RAHeinlein has an issue with a comment, they’re free to put forward an argument against it and I’ll respond to it in a civil manner. If you respond with a half assed one liner that doesn’t make sense, I’ll probably respond in kind. As in, give me something to work with, and I’ll put something back out that’s worthwhile.
I’m grateful to the people who started this site for keeping the community in the commentariat alive. I’m appreciative of people who use their spare time to produce content which is often interesting. I’m not grateful for an ad hoc moderation style that depends entirely on personal feelings. It’s not my site, so feel free to do as you please. And if you want to address certain behaviors, put a name behind it and make sure that the person in question actually knows it happened.
You guys don’t want to do basic things that enforce civility. There’s never going to be a set of clear rules. It’s all frankly rather bitchy.
In my observation, the number 1 fastest way to get cat assed around here is to write something that can be construed as a personal attack on another commenter. Coming from the troll infested cesspool that was TOS, there seems to be a no tolerance policy here for getting personal, even as a joke.
Well, there’s no shortage of counter examples to that. So I’ll go back to my initial point. If Chipwooder was offended, I’d gladly apologize to him. I’m not going to apologize to anyone else who may have been offended who frankly responded in a douchy manner to me and which the warning was issued in a way I was unlikely to ever see.
So we cant talk about Sugarfree’s little (no pun intended) problem?
Truth is an absolute defense.
I think it really depends on whether it comes across as mean-spirited.
Winston’s mom is still a whore
No she’s not! She doesn’t charge!
Does Zardoz get erections? Or is Zardoz hard all the time? Does Zardoz call his erection a boner as a pun on himself for being a rock? Or does Zardoz use the pun ‘a woody’to describe said erection? When Zardoz takes a shit, does it go ‘tink tink tink’in the toliet?
P. S. The black arm band on Gilmore’s Wayne Cochran pic is hilarious.
Ive been watching some Wayne Cochran videos. Awesome stuff I didnt think a white man could sound like that.