A healthy Aaron Rodgers has been cleared to play. I dropped him from my fantasy roster after the injury and he was thankfully picked up by Apatheists, who I dispatched of this past week. Thank God. Jose Canseco must have gotten hit on top of the head by another fly ball.

Not the brightest bulb

A few soccer games of note yesterday: Burnley temporarily moved into the top 4, Chelsea won. And Crystal Palace moved out of the bottom three with a furious final 3 minutes. Lots more on tap today, including Liverpool, Man City And ManUre. In hoops action, Cincinnati and Seton Hall were the only top 25 teams in action, and they both won comfortably.

Over in the NHL, there were a ton of games. The Sabres piled more misery on the Senators, who have lost 12 of 13. De Debbils pounded the Kings. The Flyers doubled up the Maple Leafs. The Crapitals beat the Avs. The Oilers greased the Blue Jackets. The Lightning shocked the Blues. The MINNESOOOOOOOOODA WIIIIIIILD extinguished the Flames. Carolina beat Las Vegas. And the Blackhawks topped the Panthers in OT, to the pleasant surprise of one Swiss Servator.

And now for something completely different…the links!

Everybody in the world except Roy Moore himself, has accepted that Doug Jones won the Alabama Senate special election.

P.T. Barnum reincarnated

If any of you Glibs were duped in this latest con, I’m gonna be very upset. I mean…seriously?  This guy is a fucking con man and I just hope our government is no throwing money at him.

See how many fucked up things you can pick out in this story. Or at least give me three ways in which a “civilian” caught doing this would be treated differently.  Or just read it and move on. No skin off my nose.

Tough old broad fights off mugger. Police tell her she should have just given in (and coincidentally encouraged more criminal behavior). I say “good for you!” to the 75-year old.

Everybody on here please take note of which Virginia Glib isn’t participating in today’s comments. Because when he gets back from his little vacation, we need to have a talk with him.

Here’s a happy little piece to take y’all down memory lane.  Enjoy reminiscing and share which of these, or what you think is missing from the list, made its way under your tree. (You Jooz can participate even though you don’t properly celebrate Christmas).

Oh hell yeah!

And last but not least, I give you the wonderful miracle known as modern medicine. This one hits a little close to home for me and Banjos. Some of you know this, but Baby Reason, who is 5 now!, was born with a similar but less serious condition called an omphalocele. For her it was part of her bowel, colon and liver that was outside her abdomen. We spent the first several weeks of her life swapping out rooms at a Ronald McDonald House in Madera, California while she was in the NICU. And while that was tough, I can only imagine the road these people and their baby girl are going through. But stories like this speak to the never-ending will to learn and the ceaseless desire to save lives from medical professionals around the world. We’ve all got problems and we all have our challenges in life. But when we look at miracles like those these doctors have performed, we should all see them in perspective and realize that we have it pretty damn good.

Sorry to get all sappy there, but stuff like this really gets to me. Especially around the holidays since Reason spent so much of her first holiday season in the hospital, but was happily sent home on Christmas day. Anyway, God bless those doctors and nurses and God bless these doctors and nurses for giving and/or restoring the gift of life.

Its not really my kind of music, but after that last link, I felt compelled to play it.

Have a great day, friends.