While sloopy is playing golf confined to his sickbed, I’ll jump in for some quick links before getting back to real work.

I spend a lot of time ridiculing empty symbolism, but this one might be the emptiest. I had to laugh and immediately felt guilty about that.

The Net Neutrality pants-shitting continues; showboating AGs hardest hit. I like the way the “reporter” didn’t even pretend to his own neutrality.

Best. Excuse. Ever.

Texan beaten by armed masked men. Police chief defends perps.

Fat Boy kills Big Hat.

There really was no other choice for music this morning.