HO HO HO, GO FORTH AND KRINGLE!

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS THE BRUTAL HOLIDAYS ARE HERE, ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS HIS CHOSEN ONES MAY BE UNDER SOME AMOUNT OF STRESS. ZARDOZ WOULD RECOMMEND GOING FORTH AND KILLING…BUT THE TABERNACLE HAS INFORMED ZARDOZ THAT THIS IS PARTICULARLY FROWNED UPON AT THIS TIME OF THE BRUTAL YEAR.

THEREFORE, ZARDOZ WILL REQUIRE NOTHING OF HIS CHOSEN ONES THIS DAY, EXCEPT TO ENJOY THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT ZARDOZ IS HOPING THE FUTURE HOLDS…CIVIL WAR!
  • THERE APPEAR TO BE EVEN MORE PROBLEMS WITH THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS IN CHICAGO. ZARDOZ WOULD EXPRESS SHOCK, WERE ZARDOZ ABLE TO.
  • AND THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS IN UZBEKISTAN ARE FACING DIFFICULTIES. ZARDOZ IS NOT PLEASED.
  • THIS, HOWEVER, PLEASES ZARDOZ. SOMEWHAT. NOT ENOUGH CHAOS FOR ZARDOZ, BUT CLOSE.

GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.