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I am convinced that Roy Moore is Gloria Allred’s spirit animal.

Riven Hardest Hit. There really is such a thing as over-sharing.

My cynicism meter went to 11 when I read this– the “concerned mom” works for an asbestos-litigation law firm, and the test lab she used is one that specializes in developing evidence for courtroom testimony in asbestos cases.

Try harder next time, Bono.

And in Old Guy Music, a song my band used to cover. I must have played this a thousand times.