It’s Sunday. You’re hungover. Those fucking church bells are making your pounding head go nuclear. There’s only one remedy- enjoy yourself ignoring the Links.

Many shootings have made the news, key among them being this case of Affirmative Action for Mass Shooters. The NYT reporter, in a fit of “needing to empty her mind of vacuous thoughts” unleashed this gem:

The attack appeared to be the type of mass shooting by a lone gunman that has struck communities around the United States.

Despite assurances from my SJW friends that mass murder is a white-male-only occupation, I really do question the need for Affirmative Action in this profession. Here’s another example. To be sure, despite 28 people being shot, no-one died (yet), which unfortunately contributes to the totally unfair stereotype of Affirmative Action putting unqualified people into jobs just to be able to give a satisfactory ethnic/gender breakdown to EEOC.

And speaking of enstupidation, I am reduced to headshaking when I read shit like this. I can only think of the Middle East, where action is driven by rumors of nothingburger, and the aggrieved groups are so numerous and indistinguishable that one wishes that we could just gather them all together and fence them off, allowing things to take their natural course. But this is here, and in a place that I loved to visit and explore in my (((youth))). I truly hate people.

Some anniversary in North North Dakota was an excuse for social signalling by the usual collection of the hollow-headed. This is the sad effect of too much poutine.

Just in time for breakfast, a clever idea.

Fuck it, I’m now depressed. Day-drinking is my only remaining option. I suggest the same to all of you wonderful people who inhabit the Comments.

From a PIZZA menu. I can’t even…