Guess what day it is! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!

Well, no, it’s a day where (unusually) OMWC pinch-hits on links. I was tempted to make them all sports, but the Orioles are depressing me. So it will be the usual mixed bag, starting with…

Proof that Team Red is as worthless of a sack of shit as Team Blue.  Wouldn’t it be nice if there were some political party that would, I dunno, FOLLOW THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION?

And speaking of hilariously inept Team Blue, DWS is getting her floppy dugs caught in a wringer. Of course the reason given is “racism.” I’m not making that up. And of course, as always, she’ll skate and low level folks will get hypovehiculated. Which is totally different and not at all racism.

You have to wonder if the Iranians are risking encountering a US Navy captain who is a former MPS cop and is easily startled. They could become deceased. The passive voice in the headline is unintentionally funny.

OMWC predicts tomorrow’s headlines: Listeria Outbreak!

Peter North Hardest Hit.