Whoops. We forgot Sloopy is still wandering beardless in the wilderness.

Do not mess with pregnant lady’s man. Bonus NY Post link: NYC women think they’re more attractive than they are. The best of NYC couldn’t hold a candle to a random mall in California, Texas, or Florida.

Twitter enters death spiral.

Models dressed as aliens. I know this will be good for some of you.

Steve Bannon.. suuuuuper genius

Sorry no music, we’re behind.