Firearms Friday: Random Realizations

Another links based submission for the gliberati, but I’ll add my two cents at the bottom. Quite a bit of gun related news worth discussing this week.

Finally, is this the most retarded gun themed product ever invented? We report, you deride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPWuyP5AwTk

So, just a couple of random additions from me. First, I was talking with someone in the comments about 5.7 x 28 for home defense and they mentioned that they liked the cartridge but were not a fan of the PS90. Well fret not, ladies and gentlemen, for I have not 1 but 2 solutions to your troubles. The first comes to us from the ironically named Masterpiece Arms. Their ubiquitous brick on a 2×4 mac 10 clones are now chambered in 5.7 and available as a pistol and as a carbine. I am told that despite their looks they are excellent performers. The second option is by far the more attractive one. A company called AR57 manufactures 16″ and 12″ AR uppers chambered in 5.7 that use PS90 magazines and eject out the magwell, not unlike the PS90 itself. If you’re looking for a 5.7 slinger with more traditional features and layout, you’d be hard pressed to do better.

The other thing I want to touch on is concealed carry. I have avoided talking about ‘the best guns EVAR for concealed carry!’ because for one it has been beaten into a bloody paste by every gun blog, website, and magazine that has ever existed, and secondly because everyone is different and the gun I recommend for you probably isn’t going to work. Also, I have been open carrying for several years now and if it’s feasible in your area I recommend you give that a try. For one, it stops the fight before it starts. No criminal with even a hint of situational awareness is going to pick a fight with an obviously armed person (although it does happen occasionally). Secondly, it’s a nice conversation starter and a very simple, passive way to assert your rights in an obvious but non invasive manner. Granted, I live in the wild west where we all walk around in our Stetsons and spurred boots with six shooters on, so YMMV.

With that out of the way, here are my suggestions for getting into concealed carry. First, expect to change your carry gun several times throughout your life until you figure out what works. I think I have gone through close to a dozen EDC guns in the last 8 years. The nice thing about guns is that they hold their value very well, so if you do choose to sell yours you should get very close to what you paid for it if you didn’t get hosed on the initial purchase. Second, expect to purchase about 3 holsters for every gun you buy. Yes, three. Holsters are like shoes, no holster will fit the two people the same, and the holster that one guy loves the next guy will hate. The holster that I finally decided on for concealed carry is from N8 squared tactical. They are affordable and well made and fit a variety of pistols.

What I have noticed and experienced myself is that people go through phases with concealed carry. The first phase is what I call the big gun phase. This is where people try to conceal a full sized pistol as their EDC. They do this until basically they get sick of the weight and the pain of having a huge chunk of steel up their ass all day. Then they go into the tiny gun phase, where they buy the smallest little mouse gun they can slip into their speedo. This is great for actually carrying the thing, but then they go to shoot it and realize that mouse guns are tiny, weak, difficult to aim, painful to shoot, and not 100% reliable. At this point their gun size fluctuates up and down a few more times til they find the perfect sized gun, which is usually a single stack 9 or a compact/subcompact of their choice. This process is going to be different for everyone, so be prepared to buy and sell quite a few pistols until you get the one you like. I am loathe to recommend a cc pistol, but if you put a gun to my head and forced to recommend one… well I would probably shoot you for doing that, but if I was being nice I would recommend a single stack 9mm. The two that immediately spring to mind are the M&p9 Shield and the XD-S. I own an XD-S, and other than its mediocre trigger I have zero complaints. My final recommendation is to carry the biggest gun (size wise, not caliber) you can comfortably conceal. For me that is my Sig P320 carry, which is not really a CC sized gun (roughly Glock 19 size). If I have to go deep concealment I will switch to my XDs in a pocket holster. Big guns are easier to shoot, hold more ammo, are more reliable, and actually hit what you aim for. Notice that all of those actually matter if you have to pull the gun, whereas comfort while carrying doesn’t mean shit if you’re dead.

Comments

383 responses to “Firearms Friday: Random Realizations”

  1. Negroni Please

    yes that is the most retarded gun product ever

    1. C. Anacreon

      How about “Sixfinger, Sixfinger! Man alive! How did I ever get along with five?”

    2. mexican sharpshooter
      1. Negroni Please

        …but…but….why? Why would you do that?

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Plausible deniability in the even a cop shoots a protester?

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Coupled with increased likelihood that a cop will shoot a protestor.

    3. Bobarian LMD

      Great way to waste ammo.

      The woman firing the pistol probably put 1 round (the first) anywhere near her intended target.

    4. EvilSheldon

      I will never, but never, buy anything from someone who wears their airsoft-grade thigh holster down around their knee. Seriously dude, get to unfucking yourself.

  2. Worker and Parasite

    OT: A lady from my yoga class has been pursuing me. We have finally exchanged numbers after a period of me playing dumb because I have 1000 things going on and a new lady isn’t ideal for number 1001. It’s on me to come up with something basic for tomorrow afternoon for us to determine whether the other is dangerously crazy in some way. We are both active, outdoorsy people, but it’s Phoenix and the outdoors is awful right now.

    Ideas?

    1. Just Say’n

      Surprised a heterosexual man takes yoga

      1. John Titor

        Women in yoga pants everywhere. In…interesting positions.

        1. Just Say’n

          True. I guess I never thought of the upside. But, girls wear yoga pants everywhere now. Which is probably the greatest fashion trend since the knee-high stockings craze

          1. Akira

            Some of these college student interns at the office wear yoga pants on casual Fridays, then strut around bending over like they don’t give a fuck. Short summer dresses are pretty awesome too.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        My son’s soccer team has yoga twice a week. They all thought it was goofy until the instructor helped each one of them with some final stretch thing at the end. She’s in her 20s and smoking hot.

      3. Gustave Lytton

        Maybe he doesn’t like piña coladas or getting caught in the rain?

    2. C. Anacreon

      Couples Colonic Cleansing?
      Would fit well with the yoga connection.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Out for chili dogs then?

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Fight Lab. Take her to the Fight Lab in Glendale. It’s pretty dangerous in there, and tell Tanner I said hey.

      1. C. Anacreon

        Coincidentally, I just spent the day in Glendale this week on business. The drive east from there on “historic Route 66” was pretty cool. Lots of wacky diners and drive-ins.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Route 66 goes through Glendale, AZ?

          1. C. Anacreon

            Ha! I should have read the thread more closely. Glendale, California.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            Glendale, CA, where it’s called Foothill Blvd.

    4. Mad Scientist

      Take her to a semi-educational porno.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Indoor shooting range

      1. Her willingness to partake in this activity will tell you a lot about her. … And you suggesting this will tell her a lot about you. Best get it all out there sooner rather than later.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          My thoughts exactly. It sorts a lot of things out quickly (and if you’re lucky, it’s a turn-on).

          1. Fun fact: going to the range was like, date #3 for Mr. Riven and me… <3

            It could be you, too, Worker and Parasite!

            Or she could get pissed and tell you to quit sitting behind her in class.

          2. Negroni Please

            Of course if she groups tighter than you do, then you have to wear her yoga pants for the day

    6. Brett L

      I know something that’s free, can be done inside, and raises the heart rate. More seriously, though, walk through a museum and get coffee. Even if you (or she) doesn’t like art or science or whatever the museum is, its public, and there is stuff and people to see and comment on. And you’re moving.

      1. SP

        You’ll also know pretty quickly if your attitudes and tastes are in sync or not.

    7. Playa Manhattan

      PICS

    8. Mad Scientist

      Is the outdoor go-kart track in south Scottsdale still there?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        It doesn’t matter until we know what she looks like in yoga pants.

        1. Mad Scientist

          Good point. Lets see some photos W&P!

        2. Worker and Parasite

          She’s tall, was a runner in high school and college, and just finished her yoga teacher certification. Apply your imagination.

          1. Mad Scientist

            While everyone is in their bunks imagining, let us know approximately where in Phoenix you are.

      2. Sour Kraut

        The indoor one is the well known one. The outdoor one is for kids.

        1. Gdragon

          I took my (now ex) girlfriend’s son to the indoor one and it was loads of fun, except for the fact that everyone there that evening was seemingly a regular and smoked both of us like cheap cigars. It was like what I imagine happens when you challenge the Sutter family to a hockey game.

    9. Vhyrus

      Take her to the lake.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        These euphemisms.

    10. Playa Manhattan

      Hot weather?

      Do something where she’ll be in a bikini.

      You’re welcome.

      1. Vhyrus

        I agree. Water park is also a possibility.

    11. ArchieBunker

      Waverunner. Always waverunner. Can rent them all over the place if you dont own one. And if you dont own one you should work on changing that

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Pictured: ArchieBunker.

        1. ArchieBunker

          Kenny Powers knows whats important in life

        2. Mad Scientist

          That looks like Carl.

          1. BakedPenguin

            Meatwad: Oh, is this your pool?
            Carl: Yeah, it is!
            Meatwad: Can I go swimming?
            Carl: No, you may not.
            Master Shake: How about me?
            Carl: No!
            Frylock: Well, do you mind if we make a dog in it?
            Carl: Yeah, I do mind. Very much, if that’s cool.

          2. ArchieBunker

            I have never once watched a athf. Maybe its time to give it a try.

          3. John Titor

            It’s usually better stoned.

          4. ArchieBunker

            Isnt everything?

          5. Gdragon

            Probably remains my favourite (comedic) show to this day. The best episodes are so so good.

          6. DOOMco

            I tell everyone to watch this because it’s hilarious.

          7. ArchieBunker

            U have an episode you highly recommend?

          8. RBS

            The first appearance of the Mooninites, MC Pee Pants

          9. ArchieBunker

            Many thanks RBS. Ill check it out

          10. Gdragon

            “PDA” and “Dumber Dolls” are two more that I love.

    12. Festus

      Bowling. Pluses – you get to check her form and function. Minuses – she beats you badly after you’ve “man-splained” the many and varied subtleties of rolling a ball down a hardwood lane. True story. Second date and after she used me like a wet-wipe (beating me by 50 pins) casually remarked that her parents owned a bowling alley. We’re still together after all these years for some fucking reason.

    13. westernsloper

      Ideas?
      Jesus , I read all the comments on that question. It does not matter what she looks like or if there may be a chance for furthering budding a relationship. The only proper course of action is to get her drunk and fuck her. Then see if she like breakfast/brunch Sunday morning with mimosas. Go from there/throw her out/break it off/fuck her again after brunch. No worries. Phoenix has lots of yoga classes.

      1. Mad Scientist

        He doesn’t need to get her drunk. She’s DTF right now. All he has to do is not screw it up.

    14. DenverJ

      Hitler? I mean, glow in the dark putt putt golf

  3. Just Say’n

    This post is filled with toxic masculinity. Firearms are only purchased by people who are insecure about their phallic. I’m literally shaking right now.

    1. RegicidalManiac

      Good. I can only get an erection if I think someone is being triggered by my gun use.

      It makes sex really weird, I’ll tell you that much.

      1. ArchieBunker

        Theres something wierd about holding a gun to you lady’s head when you are pounding it??? I just dont understand this world

        1. Chipwooder

          +1 Richie Aprile

      2. Festus

        I’m more into the “trembling with rage” aspect but I can see your point.

        1. ArchieBunker

          A true rage-aholic doesnt tremble.

          You are rageing correctly

  4. John Titor

    Two women are in hospital with broken bones after a threesome went wrong with one falling off a balcony as she reached climax and the other slipping as she ran to help.

    The names and ages of the victims ‘will not be released to spare their embarrassment,’ added police.

    Since they included age there this may be grosser than I imagined.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      How much of a threesome was it if one of them had to run to catch up?

    2. Just Say’n

      That guy had the best night ever. The comedy relief at the end must have really been the icing on the cake

      1. Raston Bot

        I want to party with that guy.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        The man in the threesome told them that ‘during the lovemaking, there was a positional quarrel’, with one of the ladies leaning against a balcony railing which led to her plunge.

        Germans are hilariously straightforward.

      3. He didn’t have the best night if it happened before he could orgasm.

    3. The names and ages of the victims ‘will not be released to spare their embarrassment,’ added police.

      Everybody in town knows who they are.

      1. Festus

        Del Boca Vista has really gone to the dogs, lately.

  5. RegicidalManiac

    Anyone bought a CZ-75 RAMI? I like the idea of a short, double stack 9mm with a metal frame for exactly the reasons Vhyrus lays out above – my single stack 9 is fine but a little lower capacity than I’d like, and I could definitely conceal something with a bit more girth to it.

    Also I’m a soft-skinned bitch who doesn’t enjoy shooting it that much, because it’s light and thin.

    1. Vhyrus

      It’s going to be heavy, and difficult to find. I used to really want one at one time. I would just look at a polymer double stack like a vp9sk or p99c.

      1. RegicidalManiac

        What I really want is a FNX-9 compact, because I love my FNX, but all FNH wants to sell is the FNS compact.

        P99C is a good idea, though. I have heard excellent things about Walther’s triggers these days.

        1. Vhyrus

          If you want a smaller hammer fired gun look at the SAR B6p compact. It’s roughly the same size as a rami but polymer.

          https://www.lanbosarmory.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=30709

          1. RegicidalManiac

            Holy cow that’s cheap. And looks like it’s exactly what I’m looking for.

            How have I never heard of this before?

          2. Vhyrus

            *smirks, slowly drags a cigarette*

            Because… you’re not me.

          3. Gray Ghost

            Because it’s Turkish. And somewhat new here.

            You could try ‘quality roulette’ and take a look at a Witness. They make IIRC, polymer and steel framed versions of their CZ-75 knockoffs. In a variety of frame sizes.

          4. Vhyrus

            Actually the b6ps have been around for several years, but they are turkish and therefore a bit of an off brand.

          5. RegicidalManiac

            Yeah, I suspect the Turkish thing is what kept it off my radar. I normally focus on American or European pistols (with the exception of the RIA 1911, because 10mm is glorious).

          6. Chipwooder

            I own a Witness. The cracking problems you hear of are usually only in the 10mm or .40, and they can be prevented anyway by upgrading the spring. I put a 16 pound Wolff Extra Power on mine and never had a problem.

          7. Timeloose

            The metal witness I have is ~20 years old and reliable as hell. Has only misfed on semi wadcutters. 45 ACP however. Accurate at 15 -25 Yds which is fine for me.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Anything made by CZ prior to the P-01 you will find a lot of difficulty in finding a holster. Which is fine if you want to drop a lot of coin on a custom rig. Their guns though are well made, arguably on par with SIG.

      The P-07 is sized around the same as a Glock 19, just make sure you try it out first because manipulating the slide on CZs can take a lot of getting used to.

      1. RegicidalManiac

        Yeah, those slides are a little on the small side. A CZ-75 B is one of my “must have eventually” guns. Absolutely gorgeous in their own way.

    3. DOOMco

      I have yet to try to CC my Walther PPQ. I’ll let you know when I do.

      1. Vhyrus

        I’ve done it with mine. It’s not any harder than a Glock 19 or my P320… which is to say not easy but not overly difficult.

        1. DOOMco

          I didn’t think it would be too bad. My biggest concern is that since I’m built like a rail it’ll print too much at the 4. 6’3, 145ish.

          1. Vhyrus

            I actually think that guns print less on thin people because your clothes hang loosely off your body. I know I print hella bad with my p320, but I also don’t give a shit since no one notices and fewer care.

          2. Somalian Road Corporation

            I haven’t done it for a long while in an urban area but most people are totally oblivious and won’t see a fullsize shiny stainless boat anchor being openly carried along with shiny stainless mags on the other side. People worry overmuch about printing.

          3. DOOMco

            that’s the other side of it. I know I’m putting too much thought into it every time i think about it.
            No one notices or cares. But I would like to reduce what I can. Especially in t shirt weather.
            I bought a double stack, I clearly wasn’t going for that as my top priority.

          4. Gray Ghost

            I also don’t give a shit since no one notices and fewer care.

            This. No one gives a shit. Really. Cops notice, some of the time; I look from time to time, and I think I might see someone printing, maybe, but it’s a non-issue.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Yep, retarded.

  7. Negroni Please

    I definitely went through the big gun phase. My first EDC was a fullsize 1911. I’m a big dude, but that was ridiculous. Now I carry a mousegun and I love it. My EDC is an LCP and I couldn’t love it any more. I even actually like shooting it. Granted it’s not a lot of gun, but as always the gun you carry is better than the gun you left in the night stand. Also I’m an enormous dude with multiple black belts who powerlifts and always carries a knife as well. I’m not too terribly worried about ever needing to defend myself.

    I will second the XDS though. That is the gun I recommend to pretty much everyone and I’m eyeing the new XDe as a possible replacement for my LCP.

    1. RegicidalManiac

      Yeah, I did exactly that with an FNX-9. Glorious gun, waaaaaay too big to carry regularly. Switched to a Shield as soon as I could manage it.

      If you get the XDe, let me know how you like it. I’m a sucker for DA/SA guns, and I honestly can’t think of any other single stack polymer framed 9mm pistols with hammers being sold right now.

      1. Negroni Please

        For sure. The XDe is a neat concept and it looks well executed. I’m kind of a Springfield fanboy though. My first gun was an XD-9 and my Springfield Loaded model 1911 is one of my favorite guns (only dethroned by my Ruger Gunsite Scout)

        1. RegicidalManiac

          I’m the same way for FNH. First guns tend to do that to people.

          1. Timeloose

            I have a XDS45 and it’s a bit heavy but relatively easy to put in a back or on the side in the pants holster.

  8. Just Say’n

    “The Auto Glove- For When You’re Literally Too Lazy to Lift a Finger”

    1. Private Chipperbot

      They should just re-brand it as a vibrator and sell it at Lover’s Lane.

  9. mexican sharpshooter

    No love for the FN FiveseveN pistol?

    Sure it weighs as much as a Nerf gun, is awkwardly wide from front to back, has a counterintuitive safety, a markup that forces you to consider how many Belgian social programs the sale will fund, etc.

    1. Vhyrus

      um… I think you pretty much answered your own question with that one.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        It is an available option. I can see people with arthritis in their hands and wrists buying it though since the magazine loads like a rifle magazine.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          I love mine, more accurate than almost anyone can be with a pistol and 20 rounds per magazine (provided you live in a free part of the US).

          I bought mine as a retirement gift for myself when leaving the Army.

          Too big for a cc gun.

          I have a Taurus PT 740. Perfect size for me and nice shooting, but really poor accuracy.

          1. Tacit Rainbow

            It’s crazy easy to shoot, and there’s no muzzle rise. It’s like a loud laser pistol.

            (Boy is 5.7mm loud out of a pistol. Loud. L-O-U-D)

  10. I’m a big fan of my S&P 9 Shield. Fits so perfectly in its own pocket in my purse. I debated for a long time getting something full-size instead, but it really is a nice single-stacked gun. I also didn’t want to have to worry about a larger gun maybe printing, since it’s an exterior zippered pocket.

    That said… I’d love to get a mouse gun to carry in a thigh holster or something. I know they aren’t fun to shoot, aren’t terribly accurate, etc. but I guess I’d consider it a backup/last resort (at best). I’d love to tell you that it’s not ego or aesthetic talking, but I’d be lying. Thigh holsters are sexy AF.

    1. Negroni Please

      If you want a mouse gun you can’t go wrong with the LCP. It is positively tiny and weighs a hair more than nothing.

      1. It’s precious and adorable and I want one.

    2. RegicidalManiac

      If I learned anything from Burn Notice, it’s that a thigh holster with a PPK looks mighty fine on the right lady.

      1. RegicidalManiac

        PPK is a bit on the bulky side, though, if you’re actually looking for a mouse gun, I wouldn’t recommend it.

        (Granted, that’s only because all you can get in the US is the PPK/s because we have utterly idiotic import restrictions, but still).

        1. Ah, definitely a mouse gun. I need something that conceals under my many dresses.

          1. RegicidalManiac

            The LCP is a good offering (as mentioned above) but it’s hard to go wrong with an S&W J frame revolver. They’re a classic for a reason.

            Just don’t get the .357 unless you really hate your wrists.

            I know Kel-Tec makes the P32, but I’ve never heard good things about their reliability. The LCP probably is your best bet as far as automatic mouse guns go.

          2. Brett L

            I have the Taurus knockoff in .357. Unless you rotate the cylinder after you close it until it’s just right, the striker will miss on 3 and 5. Which was scary as fuck when I was learning that. Do not recommend, even if you’re shooting .38 out of it.

          3. I have a Ruger SP 101 that I think is comparable to the S&W J frame revolver? If so, way too heavy for thigh carry for me. I mean, not unless I’m going to get a thigh holster AND a garter belt attachment for it, which is fun to think about but not so practical* day to day.

            *let’s all just ride right past how impractical thigh carry is overall so this argument makes sense.

          4. RegicidalManiac

            Ruger makes excellent revolvers, but even their “carry” versions are built like tanks and very heavy. This is fine if you want to load up the very heaviest .357 you can, but not ideal if you’re looking for a light carry gun.

            The J Frame can be had in a variety of frame materials, even the heaviest of which will be lighter than the SP101. Little more delicate, but they’re all good for .38 Special +P these days, so you don’t lack for power.

            If you like revolvers, check one out. You can get them in pretty much any configuration you want, so if you don’t like one model there’s probably a different one you will like.

            The lighter ones won’t be too much fun to shoot, but they’re

          5. RegicidalManiac

            Dammit.

            The lighter ones won’t be too much fun to shoot, but they’re way more pleasant to carry, and that’s what you’d expect from a mouse gun anyway.

          6. Gray Ghost

            Again with the ‘quality roulette’ but Kahrs are very small in the PM9, P380, CW380 range. Easy as pie to find it cheaper than list.

            I have a P380. It’s more accurate than I am, not as obnoxious to shoot as you’d think for being so small, and it conceals everywhere. The downside is that it’s a jam-o-matic piece of shit. Though other people love theirs. Go figure.

            Carrying one in the Texas heat also has informed me that it is nowhere near as rust-proof as my departed Glock 30. (May the shithead with non-greasy fingers—the fingerprint guy checked—end up getting killed as he tries to hold up a gas station.) So it goes.

            But they’re about as small as it gets before getting stupid spendy (1K plus) like a Rohrbaugh or Boberg.

          7. Gray Ghost

            Oh, and Remora makes a convertible sticky holster that works IWB, ankle, and thigh. Presentation sucks, but you’re not competing with the thing.

          8. **furiously taking notes**

            It would be nice to have a mouse gun that wasn’t obnoxious to shoot. I know they’re never going to be a joy to shoot, so minimizing the PITA factor is big.

            Presentation matters for nothing for me. I had to really afro-engineer my purse carry. There’s velcro, sewing, and rubber cement involved, but it works.

          9. Gray Ghost

            Rent before you buy. It’s much smaller/lighter than an SP-101, anyway. Had I to do it over again, I’d get the SiG P238 or 938. You have to like the SAO manual of arms, and the safety isn’t as easy to disengage as, say, a full-size 1911. Especially if you’re left handed.

            Accuracy and stability under fire were top-notch though. Not quite the 1911 experience with the trigger, but infinitely better than the DAO, “I wish I were a revolver,” triggers the Kahrs are deliberately made with. Scary easy to dump a mag into a paper plate at 7 or so. (And since it’s a .380, you’ll need to. Which isn’t different from most handguns though, if we’re honest.)

            Then again, it’s hers, not mine—I just carry everywhere—and she liked the Kahr over the Sig. The Remoras are cheap—I think 30 bucks or less is typical for their basic sticky IWB holster. This gal’s video convinced me to give it a try. You end up with a drawer full of them, no matter what you do anyway.

          10. another Kevin

            +1 on a Sig P-938. I EDC in either an N8^2 iwb or a galco scabbard owb. Basically undetectable and can carry all day, sit, stand, drive with no issues

      2. Private Chipperbot

        I learned that there’s a web page dedicated to how hairy Gabrielle Anwar’s arms are.

        1. RegicidalManiac

          Good lord, is there really? That is hilarious and a little sad.

    3. Tonio

      Go, Riven!

    4. DOOMco

      They really are.

    5. bacon-magic

      NAA mini revolver…da cutest evah.

      1. Right? Seeing one of those is what first got me to thinking… “Hmm, so I’ve got an off-body CC…what about a thigh holstered option?”

        1. bacon-magic

          I’m sure they have them. I have a suede holster that can fit anywhere. *waits for kiestering jokes*

        2. Mad Scientist

          Perhaps you should try on several of those and send us photos so we can tell you which one fits best.

          1. Probably the only way to be sure…

      1. Look how fun! How cute!

        I think I’ve actually seen a couple of those at Cabela’s here. Maybe? Never asked to take it out of the case, though.

    6. EvilSheldon

      I have a Glock 42 that I carry if I need to sneak something through a security check. It’s small enough that I’ve gotten it through a cursory frisking, and big enough that I can actually shoot it well. It’s kind of the opposite of sexy, though.

  11. Playa Manhattan

    That’s a whole lot of fucking work and bullshit for some wildly inaccurate bump fire.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The second shooter (female) was all over the damn place with that pistol.

      1. Raston Bot

        surprised they put that in the video. made me anxious just watching.

        1. bacon-magic

          Looked like she was about to drop it.

    2. ChipsnSalsa

      Not a gun guy here.

      Would ranges be OK with something like that? Seems like an accident waiting to happen. Your finger is not on the trigger there.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        At my local range, that would come with a lifetime ban.

        Rapid fire and mag dumping is highly frowned upon.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I wouldn’t. Looks sketchy as all get out to me. But I’m hyper conservative on things like that.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Yeah. Some battery operating thingy pulling the trigger instead of your finger? Fuck no.

      3. Somalian Road Corporation

        No. Take that shit out into the desert.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      “Hours and hours of fun!”

      Sure, if you happen to have $10,000 worth of ammo on hand.

    4. Suthenboy

      Bingo. I can shoot my Winchester ’94s accurately as fast as I can shoot a similar caliber semi-auto accurately. Banging away as fast as a gun will operate and pointing in the general direction of your target is pointless. Accuracy matters.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        But what if the terrorists invade your local mall and you need suppression fire?

        1. Playa Manhattan

          A string of black cats will do just fine.

      2. Vhyrus

        I think you nailed it. Full auto just for the sake of full auto is ludicrously stupid. If you can’t aim it, and it isn’t feasible to use it anywhere but a range, then why bother?

        1. RegicidalManiac

          Sure, it’s stupid, but tell me you don’t want a Mac-11 just for the laughs.

          1. Vhyrus

            a mac 11 has some utilitarian value. You could clear a house with that thing. You could stop a fleeing vehicle while on a motorcycle. You could do a bunch more shit Ive seen in action movies.

          2. RegicidalManiac

            You raise an excellent point.

            What’s a Mac-11 run these days? $6-7 grand?

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Then they go into the tiny gun phase, where they buy the smallest little mouse gun they can slip into their speedo. This is great for actually carrying the thing, but then they go to shoot it and realize that mouse guns are tiny, weak, difficult to aim, painful to shoot, and not 100% reliable.

    I inherited a .22 revolver I refer to as the Sirhan Sirhan Signature Model. It’s a Saturday Night Special from some long gone gun maker. It probably cost twenty five bucks, new in the box. It’s kind of entertaining to shoot, because it’s just about even money if you’ll even hit the paper from 25 or 30 feet.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That sounds like my Star 380. I can’t hit jack or shit with that gun.

  13. F. Stupidity Jr.

    OT: Is…is this part of the game?

    In the arrest affidavit, a witness identified as only D.H. recalled entering the cabin where the incident took place and asking Kenneth what unfolded in the blood-covered room

    “She wouldn’t stop laughing at me,” he responded, before attempting to drag his wife’s body over to the ship’s balcony. When a security officer arrived minutes later, he cuffed Kenneth Manzanares after spotting blood on his shirt and hands.

    Well, at least you did it for a good reason.

    Murder-at-a-murder-mystery reminds me of a little quip by Demetri Martin:

    I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.

    1. I think we had this discussion a few months back, but Dick Shawn died of a heart attack on stage. He was doing a scene in which having a heart attack would be in character, so it took people a while to realize it was a real heart attack.

  14. Playa Manhattan

    I have a slide fire stock. I used it once, I think.

  15. Hudson

    Ok, you got me on the CC progression.

    Started with a full size 1911. I did not buy it for CC, it’s just what I had when I started carrying. Im 6’2″ and 180 lbs – pretty hard to conceal a full sized pistol on that frame with normal clothes. Then I picked up a Ruger LCP in .380. Finally landed on the XDS in 45 ACP – a big part of that was to standardize on ammo and I had a hard time finding .380 when ammo was scarce. I actually still pocket carry the LCP quite a bit because it’s so damn easy.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Local fun store had the lcp on sale for 180 bucks this week, same embed yesterday. I should have broke down and got one. I have a Walther PPK/S 380 but it’s not quute as compact as the LCP.

      1. Hudson

        That’s a pretty good deal. Now I get why it’s the fun store.

        Local shop around here had a deal on some old timey single action revolvers. Less than $100 if I remember correctly. Guy behind the counter said they were selling like crazy. Dude wasnt bullshitting. While I was waiting for my hunting license, two people came in and bought one over the course of 5 minutes.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Wow, yeah I’m loving the recent drop in prices on everything.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    I’d love to get a mouse gun to carry in a thigh holster or something.

    Walther PPK/S.22 would probably work. I’m not sure if it would stand up to CCI velocitors for long (I suspect it has a pot metal slide), but if you shot somebody 8 or 10 times, they’d probably want to just pack up and go home.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      For a real loud bang, this is the gun. It’s good for sticking in someones ribs, but beyond that… eh….

      I’ve shot one before and I was afraid I was going to lose some skin from the muzzle flare.

        1. This particular gun is already on my list of potentials. But based on what you’ve said, I might need to take it off that list. Lol.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            The 22LR isn’t too bad. But the magnum is a bit much for that frame.

        2. Sean

          I have the Talo Pug version. It’s…amusing.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            It’s the slide out of your coat sleeve gun.

          2. Aren’t they all? 😉

      1. Suthenboy

        I have one of those. Beautifully made, easy to carry. Notice the cylinder. It extends past the frame and the chambers are partially exposed. The flat face of the rear of the cylinder jumps back with quite a bit of enthusiasm when you fire the gun. Even with small hands the size and shape of the gun requires you to hold it a certain way. Unless you are consciously thinking about it with every shot the rear of the cylinder splits the fuck out of your thumb. It hits right on the end of your thumbnail. It really, really hurts. It is equivalent to slamming your thumb in a car door.

        I dont recommend this gun.

        1. Having had my thumb slammed in a car door once when I was an adolescent, this is pretty damning.

    2. So cute. … And I’ve always wanted a walther for the off chance I might get to use this line

      1. DOOMco

        oh man, if I carry appendix I can say that to myself.

  17. Sean

    My girlfriend’s birthday was last week. One of the things she wanted was new grips for her 1911. Another thing she wanted was some Volquartsen upgrades for one of her 10/22s. I couldn’t be more proud.

  18. Somalian Road Corporation

    Oh, good, we have lots of AZ people in here, so I figure it’s a good time to let you folks know that a new medical marijuana dispensary is opening up directly next to AZ Democratic Party HQ by Park Central. I suppose we’ll have to wait and see the undoubtedly massive effect on politics in the state that will result from this development. I can tell you this, though: from all the shrill and unchill stoners I’ve come across recently, that weed is certainly no cure for TDS. Especially when it comes to people with old and faded anti-war bumper stickers on their cars, next to the newer Obama stickers, and the still newer Hillary stickers.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      In the meantime, I keep getting job announcements on behalf of their recruiting service for these dispensaries….I eagerly await their rejection notices.

  19. Pan Zagloba

    For my (semi-)Canadian Content Contribution of the day, PM Zoolander and his fans get on Brendan O’Neill’s ‘fuck off’ list

    Justin Trudeau wants the West to worship at his feet

    It’s hard to think of anything barmier in Western politics right now than the cult of personality swirling around the Canadian PM. Liberals freaked out by Brexit and convinced Trump is a tangerine Hitler cling to Trudeau like Rose to that door at the end of Titanic. They obsessively share images of him, like medieval monks weeping over icons. Justin running. Justin greeting refugees. Justin dancing at Pride. The devotional images are always accompanied by breathless internet speak: ‘I can’t even’; ‘That time Justin Trudeau melted our hearts’; ‘Justin Trudeau Photobombing Prom Photos Is Everything’. It is everything. Literally everything. Trudeau grinning as he jogs past teens heading to Prom is everything in the world. We need nothing more. It’s all the sustenance we require.

    Then there are his socks.

    1. John Titor

      Goddammit Pan you still need to read Zoolander’s book. COME ON MAN.

      1. Festus

        I couldn’t fathom the Harper Hate during the last election cycle. Osmosis from American media? Who the fuck hates their accountant with such blinding, white-hot fury?

        1. Somalian Road Corporation

          Everyone a hair’s breadth to the right of Pol Pot is literally Hitler right now and must be resisted with the most hysterically overwrought language and tone possible.

        2. John Titor

          The corruption scandals and the entire decade of the left whining that he was a dictator.

          Also him being a boring robot didn’t help.

        3. Pan Zagloba

          *shrug*

          I tuned it out because the only place I noticed it where it wasn’t before was Globe and Mail, a paper I subbed to for about a decade and then dropped when they had a Soviet-style Glorious Leader special on Zoolander.

          Other than them, HARPER IS A SECRET NAZI was a refrain since he won the leadership of CP.

          1. Festus

            I wish that I had the skill to put together a web-comic about “Secret Nazi Accountant Prime Minister” but alas, the river runs ever forward.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      I’ve been thinking, Trudeau has said, more or less said, Canada is open to refugees of all kinds from all over the globe. He doesn’t really have to back that up as the only country Canada borders is us. So, what if instead of a wall at our Southern border we build a train station (or airport. Whatever). Any Central or South American immigrant that can make it to the US border gets a free train ride to Canada. Everyone wins! The immigrants get a better SOL in Canada than say, Honduras, the US resolves the immigration political issue and Trudeau gets the opportunity to back up his virtue signalling.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        You bet your ass that Canadian Border Services will turn them back pronto. Even though the pressure has started to not consider US a “safe country” for asylum claimants coming over across from the south (through wilderness with frostbite and famine stories of their travels, because they know they’re not getting through a crossing point).

        If I were Trump, all deportations would be into Canada. But I’m also a petty, childish man who hates PM Zoolander, unlike…

        Hmmm…..

  20. The Late P Brooks

    For a real loud bang, this is the gun.

    EEEEEEK!

  21. DOOMco

    As I’m getting ready to buy my IWB holster…
    Thoughts on appendix?
    I’ll be carrying the PPQ (G19 size)

    1. Vhyrus

      If you don’t have a problem pointing a gun at your dick, I sure don’t.

      1. DOOMco

        That is the scary part.

      2. DOOMco

        was thinking about this so I could appendix or hip
        I think that one was designed more for appendix by the look of it.

    2. Be mindful re-holstering. No need for speed there.

      1. DOOMco

        yeah. slow and steady. I like my junk the way it is.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Slow and steady? Is that describing your junk?

          1. DOOMco

            walked into that one.

        2. Also, I don’t think I’m going to get the terms correct here, so someone feel free to step in…

          But if you have an external/hammer fired gun, you can put your thumb on the hammer while holstering to ensure you’re not accidentally going to shoot your dick off.

          1. Vhyrus

            You are correct. It also works with guns with grip safeties. Sadly, a PPQ has neither of those, and actually has quite the hair trigger.

          2. DOOMco

            google says 5.6 lbs. It doesn’t feel like that much.

          3. Gray Ghost

            But if you have an external/hammer fired gun, you can put your thumb on the hammer while holstering to ensure you’re not accidentally going to shoot your dick off.

            True, and that’s stated as one of the benefits of that platform by people who like it. See also, the “Gadget” for Glocks, which tries to allow for the same method.

          4. Yas. I was only aware of this concept because Mr. Riven was super stoked on the Gadget and pre-ordered a couple when it was still just a concept.

          5. EvilSheldon

            Highly recommended.

          6. DOOMco

            striker fire with no safety.
            scary to point at my crotch.

          7. westernsloper

            I am scared of no (real) safety guns but I am old. That and (too lazy to look) the majority of police shootings is cops shooting themselves with their Glocks.

            When you shoot your dick off, it well fast track your sex change though, so all good. (I saw your shirt in the caption contest post and made that assumption)

          8. DOOMco

            Oh thanks western. Glad you all are going to support me during this time

          9. EvilSheldon

            Yeah, I really prefer a gun with a hammer for AIWB carry. I’m waiting with baited breath for the Gadget to be released for the G42…

          10. westernsloper

            I’m there for you Doom. I will bring a round baked thing with pineapple and Canadian bacon when you come out of surgery. I will also bring a real pizza for myself. No judgement.

          11. DOOMco

            It is a little scary with all internal ones.
            good, we don’t have to share!

      1. DOOMco

        I like that I’m becoming the glibster.

        1. Tundra

          You earned it, kid.

          1. Festus

            Small, ironic “heh”.

    3. Tundra

      Appendix carry shockingly uncomfortable for me. I carry mine at 2:47 – 3:00 in a remora and it’s very comfortable.

    4. Akira

      Look up Tommy Theis. He runs a one-man operation, and he gives you a business card with his phone number on it. There’s a lifetime guarantee with every holster.

      I broke one of the plastic clips that came with the holster when I got into my car and it snagged on the seat, so I’d recommend that you get the metal clip option.

      Other than that, it has held up great. I’ve been carrying with it since 2013.

    5. another Kevin

      I know that seems to be the cool new carry position, but I hate it. As y’all have said, muzzle points in dick direction; but I also can’t stand having the weapon up against my not-large gut.

      1. DOOMco

        I’ve never tried it. Seems like a love it or hate it kind of carry.
        I think it’ll either be great or the most uncomfortable thing I’ve done.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Caption for the picture on the front page:

    “God? Are you in there?”

    1. Brett L

      That picture literally made me cringe all two or three times I looked at it. My indoctrination to never pointing a firearm that might be able to discharge at someone I didn’t want shot — and ESPECIALLY not at me — manifests itself in physical discomfort now.

  23. bacon-magic

    I’m about to get laughed at mercilessly:
    I carry a Ruger SR-22 and I like it. I’m accurate with it and yes I know it has no stopping power.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      Better than bad language.

    2. Suthenboy

      Don’t underestimate the 22LR. It can be quite devastating.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Placement is more important than anything else. Nobody I know wants to get shot with a 22. So what if it doesn’t leave their entire body cavity contents on the sidewalk behind them?

      1. bacon-magic

        Now if I said that on a gun blog or the like I would have been berated. ♥

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I hate those full-blown arguments over the ideal handgun caliber, 10mm!!! No!!! 45 Auto!!! No!! 9mm!!!. It’s a ridiculous consideration outside of a warzone. Price, accuracy, availability.

      2. Brett L

        Yeah. I’ve really come around to the idea sure they can beat you to death with it, but most people will leave after the first time they get shot.

    4. Vhyrus

      If you are going to carry a gun like that at least carry a 22 magnum.

      1. bacon-magic

        It would defeat the purpose. The 22 mag is equivalent to a .380 isn’t it?

        1. Vhyrus

          Not even. Unless your purpose is to do as little damage as possible. A 22 mag has much more power with only a very small increase in recoil and about the same size and weight.

        2. Gray Ghost

          Not according to this article in the American Rifleman. FTA:

          The average 9 mm Luger velocity from defensive handguns with varying barrel lengths runs about 1,175 fps. From a .45 ACP the average muzzle velocity is almost 1,000 fps. Averaging all the .22 WMR loads tested in all the different handgun barrel lengths we find the muzzle velocity to be about 1,050 fps. From a numbers standpoint, the velocity and penetration of the .22 WMR, when compared to a 9 mm or a .45, is not all that different.

          The difference in the terminal performance of a .22 WMR when compared to a 9 mm or a .45 is mostly in expansion and energy. Expansion is important because if you have two holes that are the same depth, the hole that has the largest diameter will also be the one that is likely to do the most tissue damage. The average frontal diameter of recovered .22 WMR bullets is about 0.27 inches. That is substantially less than the average for the 9 mm Luger, at 0.55 inches, and the .45 ACP at 0.61 inches.

          So, on average, you can expect a .45 ACP to damage about 3.79 cubic inches of tissue and a 9 mm Luger to damage about 3 cubic inches of tissue. The best .22 WMR loadings will damage less than 1 cubic inch of tissue.

          Ignore the blather about energy. The .22 Mag will go 12 inches (insert joke here) in gel, it just won’t expand much. The .380 generally doesn’t expand much either if you want it to go 12 inches, but it’s starting with about 75% greater diameter. The .22 wound just isn’t as big. Mags are going to be larger capacity, see the Kel Tec with 30 rounds, so hell, just shoot ’em again. And it’s not like .22LR, or it’s faster cousin can’t kill people.

          That isn’t so big a concern though, as the much poorer reliability you get from a rimfire round vs centerfire. (Though I carry a pistol that jams probably 1 time in 12, so I should just be quiet now.)

    5. DOOMco

      the bank robber won’t stick around because it’s not a 45.

    6. Raston Bot

      No way, man, I really like shooting that little Ruger.

      1. bacon-magic

        I have the SR-9 too but I suck at shooting pistols. The 9 is too snappy for me. I want a 45 that “pushes” instead of “snaps”.

        1. AlmightyJB

          That’s how I feel about the .40. My pint size Officers Special .45 is more comfortable to shoot than my full size block 22 .40 for that exact reason.

    7. AlmightyJB

      The best gun for self-defense is the one you have on you. If you’ll carry that .22 every day, your way ahead of the guy who leaves his .45 at home cause he didn’t feel life carrying around the weight that day. Two shots center mass with that .22 is going to take the fight out of an advisory. Going to most likely kill them too.

      1. Akira

        The first and only gun I’ve ever carried is the CZ-75 Compact. People are baffled when I tell them I carry it. “It must be like wearing a brick on your belt!” Well, maybe, but I’ve never carried anything else, so I’m blissfully unaware of what I’m missing!

        I do enjoy carrying a gun that shoots like a dream with a 14+1 capacity.

        1. AlmightyJB

          I’ve never shot one. I’ll have to see if the range has a rental.

  24. “Why is deep-dish pizza en vogue? We debated it as we get ready for Pie Harder—[Willamette Week]’s deep-dish pizza fest at Ecliptic Brewing on August 1.”

  25. “[W]ith the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that’s ever held this office.”

  26. BakedPenguin

    My bro was talking about getting a PS90. I can understand the appeal, considering its features, but damn, what an ugly gun.

    1. Akira

      i kind of like ugly guns; I have a Sterling 9mm carbine.

      I love how every single time I take it to the gun range, someone always walks up (with their head cocked sideways and eyebrows furrowed) and asks, “Uh… What IS that thing??”

  27. “A Co Dublin bakery did not discriminate against a man when refusing to bake a €700 cake with an anti-gay marriage message, the Workplace Relations Commission (WRC) has ruled .

    “In May of last year, the man placed a cake order with the bakery with the words: ‘BY THE GRACE OF THE GOOD LORD, I (name redacted), that in my honest opinion – ‘GAY MARRIAGE’ IS A PERVERSION OF EQUALITY and the 34th Amendment to the Irish Constitution should be REPEALED.’…

    ““Why should the law favour people of a gay orientation and not deal with me the same way?” he asked the hearing, adding: “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander”.”

    1. Suthenboy

      But not good for the baker either way.

    1. Suthenboy

      I am really getting sick and tired of hearing transgender crap.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Ed Gein pretty interesting though.

      2. DenverJ

        .01% of the population = 40% of online commenting

        1. Festus

          I’ve personally known ONE transgender. Maybe because I grew up in the boonies and she was a pretty good hockey player and liked to spit and smoke. We used to call them “tomboys” and move on. Hers were the first naked boobs I ever felt up and she always had the most desirable chicks as friends. It was like an egg-timer went off when s/he showed up sporting a wispy beard. I thought my buddy was going to go aplopectic. He’d actually fucked her/him numerously! Good Times! Oh the larfs!

    2. John Titor

      As Sen. Tammy Duckworth, who lost both her legs while serving in the Iraq war, said in a statement, “If you are willing to risk your life for our country and you can do the job, you should be able to serve—no matter your gender identity, sexual orientation or race. Anything else is discriminatory and counterproductive to our national security.”

      Well Tammy, in the military they have these problems with what they call ‘pre-existing medical conditions’. For example, women missing both their legs are not accepted. An individual who constantly requires hormone treatments, and in some cases regular medical attention has what we call a ‘pre-existing medical condition’.

      I note that none of the people whining about this give a shit about, say, people with Crohn’s or hepatitis who can’t serve.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nothing like a 50 mile ruck with IBS.

      2. Suthenboy

        It a constant barrage of bullshit about less than a third of one percent of the population. A population that is not psychologically sound. They are being used by pinkos as a cudgel to try and kill propriety. It is about demoralization, plain and simple. It is really getting tiresome. I never had anything against them or feelings one way or the other before but I am starting to lose patience with all of the whining and demanding.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Now the Democrat State AGs want to weigh in for some virtue-signaling.

          The top legal officers in 18 states and the District of Columbia have asked Congress to pass legislation prohibiting discrimination against transgender service members.

          Hawaii Attorney General Douglas Chin sent the letter dated Thursday in response to President Donald Trump’s announcement, via Twitter a day earlier, that he would ban transgender people in the military.

          1. Suthenboy

            People have mortgages. People have children with problems. They have bills to pay, jobs to keep, cars to fix. Taxes to pay.

            They dont give a flying fuck about transgender people and how comfortable they are going to the bathroom. Keep beating that drum lefties. Surely it will win an election for you sooner or later.

          2. Bob

            The strang thing is nothing changed. Trans wasn’t a thing a few years ago and certainly the idea of switching physical tests over to the other sex was not an option. You wore the uniform designed for the sex you were born, and followed the regs for it.

            The Obama said we’re going to accommodate transgenders in the future. So the military put out some training and started writing policies for that upcoming accommodation.

            Then Trump said he was going to cancel it. Nothing ever changed.

          3. Somalian Road Corporation

            I said pretty much the exact same thing and got screamed at that I was as bigoted as the Republicans. This is from a friend that I’ve been with to Hamburger Mary’s on more than one occasion. This actually pissed me off quite a bit because it wasn’t some random jackass hurling boilerplate bigotry accusations that I normally wouldn’t even think about.

            Unfortunately, said friend has double TDS–both Trump and Trudeau Derangement Syndrome… as in he thinks Castrudeau is the second coming of Christ, of course. Way too much for any human to handle. The nonstop amnesia related to this shit really brings those “Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia/Eastasia” flips to mind.

      3. Festus

        We demand equal representation of xhose who suffer from flat feet and tuberculosis. Our Others and Xisters will not rest until every branch of the Military (which we loathe, by the by) has succumbed to our every whim and desire! Resist!

  28. Raston Bot

    That Volokh Conspiracy WaPo link is from 2016.

    1. Vhyrus

      Shit you’re right! I grabbed the wrong link! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Here’s the more recent story from a different source.

      https://www.firearmspolicy.org/dc_appeals_court_strikes_down_d_c_good_cause_handgun_cary_ban

  29. Chipping Pioneer

    If I have to go deep concealment…

    I shall henceforth picture Vhyrus as Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction

  30. KibbledKristen

    I can’t wait to shoot people from the top of the Washington Monument!

    Preet Bharara. Paging Preet Bharara. Preet Bharara to the white courtesy phone.

    (I’d like to point out that the Chrome spellcheck recognizes “Preet Bharara”. Fuck you, Google.)

    1. bacon-magic

      Preeeeeet went bye bye. Trump said “you’re fired”.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Yep.

  31. KibbledKristen

    Now I shall put the Youtube app on my Amazon FireTV and watch “live” coverage of Apollo 13 as it happened.

  32. Hudson

    I think you are judging that contraption too harshly. Anything that shows how stupid the NFA is and how simple it is to circumvent it has it’s place.

  33. “RETSIL [Washington state] — A Civil War veteran has waited 103 years to be buried at the Washington Veterans Home cemetery….

    “The VA twice couldn’t confirm Stucker’s eligibility despite much documentation submitted by the group.

    “‘The supervisor blew me off,’ said volunteer Bob Patrick. ‘She basically told me to go away and not bother her anymore. Then I got the idea to talk to Retsil.’

    “He contacted veterans home officials and told them Stucker’s story and that he died at Retsil. He asked if they be interested in bringing him back.

    “‘They were all fired up,’ Patrick said. ‘It’s a big deal to them, and it’s a big deal to us. We don’t find Civil War guys every day.’”

    1. DenverJ

      “We don’t find Civil War guys every day.’”
      That’s because they’re all dead.

  34. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Of all the stupid ideas, this one has got to be up there.

    FDA aims to lower nicotine in cigarettes to get smokers to quit

    1. DOOMco

      Won’t that make people smoke more cigs?

      it’s like the pot scare. “OMG weed now has thc levels around 30%!!!”
      “so people can consume less smoke for the same dose?”

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Apparently, now the FDA wants people to vape. Whereas they were waging war on vaping a year ago. They’ve got to try to engineer society. They can’t leave it alone.

    2. Somalian Road Corporation

      Ah, yes. A world of low-nicotine cigarettes and 2-3% beer to encourage people to jog for the master race.

      1. Nephilium

        I believe you expect your beer to be too strong. Here’s the appropriate one for your plans.

        /sarc

        The beer was made after the government complained about BrewDog making an 18% imperial stout.

      2. Festus

        It’s like that sci-fi movie I watched forty years ago wherein the cigarette was basically 85% filter.

        1. Nephilium

          You mean the Fifth Element?

          1. DenverJ

            One of my all time favorites. And that girl who plays Lielu? Oh yeah. “Big badaboom”

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Big Dicked Samoans?

    2. Suthenboy

      Waters is a pretty disgusting shameless anti-Semite.

      1. DenverJ

        Just the kind of vile shit the 1st was meant to protect.

    3. Pan Zagloba

      So they are boycotting and/or divesting him?

      Something about Nelson comes to mind…

      1. Imagine banning every artist with crackpot or evil political ideas…

        1. Pan Zagloba

          Are you rewriting the Lennon song? Cause I like where you’re going…

          1. Imagine all the artists
            Leaving us in peace
            With no retarded causes
            To push on us – yes, please.

  35. KibbledKristen

    So who is gonna be head douche in charge at DHS now?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m shocked! How unexpected!

    2. After the beatdown he got in the White House boxing ring? I’m not surprised.

      1. westernsloper

        No kidding. What a pussy.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Thank you for your interest in CNN.com. We’ve detected that you are using a browser version that does not support all video playback. Please update to[…]

      Thank you CNN, for reminding me why I didn’t put an IT ticket in to update my work computer, so I wouldn’t have to watch your dumbass autoplay videos.

      I suppose I should comment on the story: Fuck Preibus and fuck CNN.

  36. KibbledKristen

    I thought flights avoided transiting over Ukraine theses days? My friend’s husband’s flight looks like it’s going right over the belly of the beast.

    1. “Bob’s discount airlines – you sign all these waiver forms and we pass the savings on to you – or your heirs.”

      Sorry, that was insensitive even for me.

      1. KibbledKristen

        Just as you posted that, the tracker went into “Estimated Position” mode over Iran! You killed Kenny Eric! You bastard!

        1. Pan Zagloba

          In which case…how hot is the friend?

          1. KibbledKristen

            She’s an ABD PhD…?

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Depends on the airline. Lot, Turkish Air, Alitalia, and a few others still do.

      1. KibbledKristen

        Air Canananannada. Eh.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          They get along with everyone.

          1. KibbledKristen

            Looks like the estimated track is not the actual track – they’re turning left (north west) over northern Iran, which would put them south of Ukraine.

          2. westernsloper

            They get along with everyone.

            Except people who have ever flown with them.

        2. Pan Zagloba

          He voluntarily bought an AC ticket?! WHY?!

          Even if it was paid for by work, couldn’t he had paid a bit extra to get a real airline?

          1. KibbledKristen

            He consults for the Canadian government, eh.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            As least it wasn’t AC Rogue. I think I’d fly Air Koryo first.

    3. KibbledKristen

      Oh yeah – they’re totally not going over Ukraine. Wonder why they don’t go south? Seems more direct.

  37. How about a Jerry Miculek video – fastest shooter in the world?

      1. Suthenboy

        Elmer Keith claimed to have killed an elk at that range but with a 6″ 44 Mag. No one believed him. Miculek got his on video.

        Fun fact: My father in law was stationed in Alaska. When the caribou migrate the soldiers went out and helped the locals kill their yearly meat supply. He claims he killed one at a mile or so with auto 30 carbine. I didn’t even know that cartridge would shoot that far. He said he just pointed, aimed at the sky and let off a short burst. The bullet came down right in the top of the animals head ten seconds after he fired.

  38. Somalian Road Corporation

    And today in JournoList 2.0 coordinated news, glancing over Reddit’s r/politics front page:

    “Enough about McCain. It was Collins, Murkowski and red-state Democrats who killed Trumpcare.” — WaPo

    “What McCain did was hard. What Murkowski and Collins did was much harder.” — Vox

    “McCain is getting the credit, but these women are the ones who really saved Obamacare” — ThinkProgress

    “Lisa Murkowski & Susan Collins Voted No On The Skinny Repeal, Not Just John McCain” — Bustle

    These are directly next to:

    “Over a Dozen GOP Senators Have Voted against the Health Care Bill. So Why Are Only the Women Getting Attacked?” – Elle

      1. Meanwhile, I can’t even get the Weekly World News to promote my lizard-people conspiracy theory. I have actual photos of lizards and everything!

        1. Worker and Parasite

          No one wants to see photos of your lizard. And stop calling it that.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Well it is green and scaly

          2. No, that’s yo momma.

          3. AlmightyJB

            Why you gotta make fun of my green scaley momma. Not cool bro.

          4. It’s from the H. P. Lovecraft Book of Snaps.

    1. westernsloper

      /r/politics might be the dark matter on the internet that actually ends up killing us all as well as the planet. If there was intelligence there I would fear it was AI. Or it might be a trick by our soon to be overlords.

  39. Ken Shultz

    In regards to the Autoglove, I think that’s awesome in a couple of ways.

    1) It’s awesome in the same way that putting a Coyote 5.0 on your lawnmower is awesome. The point of doing something awesome like that is self-explanatory–it’s to be awesome.

    2) It’s awesome that some great American will always use American ingenuity to find a way to work around a law. And again, there may not be any point to it–other than working a way around a law. But that’s as good a reason as any . . .

    Well, next to “I did it for a girl”. I mean, doing something stupid stops being stupid and becomes really smart if you did it for a girl. Biological imperative and all. Are Salmon stupid to swim a thousand miles upstream against the current? No, because they’re doing it for a girl.

    Second to that, “because I wanted to work around the law” is as good a reason as any to do pretty much anything.

    1. westernsloper

      “I did it for a girl”.

      That is all that thing is good for. “Here baby, put this on and hold it right here on your upper thigh”.

    2. westernsloper

      “because I wanted to work around the law” is as good a reason as any to do pretty much anything.

      Agree with that though.

    1. DOOMco

      if when the Hearing Protection Act passes I’ll get a threaded barrel.

    2. BakedPenguin

      What’s wrong with .40? I miss my old Glock 22

      1. another Kevin

        It’s not a 10mm

        1. RegicidalManiac

          Amen.

        2. AlmightyJB

          I think it was Guns & Ammo had a really sweet Dan Wesson 10mm Longslide featured. More money than I’m prepared to spend. Wouldn’t mind having a 10mm for when I hike in bear country though.

          1. RegicidalManiac

            My 10mm is my go-to for bear country. 10 Underwood 200gr hard casts will put the hurt on anything.

      2. AlmightyJB

        I have a Glock 22 as well. Just thought it would be fun to have a. 357 SIG since I don’t already. I can always swap barrels back if I want.

  40. LT_Fish

    Feedback to Lachowsky’s comment on my crane ops comment – late last night.

    I suppose crane ops could get monotonous depending on the setting. The vast majority of my observations have been pierside or in dry dock or other shipyard ops and it always looks like it would be an interesting challenge given the vast amount of things you have to be very careful about not hitting with the crane load (watching equipment get loaded down into tight spaces, etc) – replacing a gas turbine motor, etc. Ammo cans swinging between the antenna, etc.

    I also LOVE the idea about owning a truck-crane and operating a small on-call/contract business in a more rural area – not tied to one thing but available for commercial construction, etc. Obviously something like that would be a lot more affordable if I can make my military retirement first, but it’s staying on the “list” for the moment.

    1. AlmightyJB

      All the reliable leakers now sleep with the fishes thanks to Scarey Tony.

    2. Somalian Road Corporation

      You know, normally, if people relay repeated, demonstrably bogus claims from anonymous sources, all while claiming that they’re legit and shrieking that you’re against freedom of speech, the press, and civilization itself if you’re skeptical and point out said bogosity…

      I await the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect being added along with Trump Derangement Syndrome to the DSM.

      Also, I really wonder just how many of these anonymous sources are as real as Harvey the Rabbit and how many are just disgruntled deep state bureaucrats trying to #resist.

    3. KibbledKristen

      Pretty clever plant on the Trump admin’s part. They can weed out more leakers now.

      1. Somalian Road Corporation

        OMG, the 69D chessmaster strikes again. Of course, the funniest part is that you might not even be joking.

        1. Suthenboy

          I am begining to see the guy as Drunken Kung Fu master. He is an idiot, bombastic buffoon yet he keeps winning and his detractors keep losing. They break into another barrage of insults and Trump hits one out of the park while tripping over his own laces.

          It is very entertaining.

          1. Somalian Road Corporation

            I think Trump’s a clever enough guy. I don’t think he’s a genius, but one thing is absolutely indisputable–all the dunces are arranged in confederacy against him.

          2. Everybody was drunken kung fu fighting….

  41. Akira

    There’s a guy a few cubicles away from me at work who apparently does freelance gunsmithing jobs and conducts his business over his work phone during working hours (must be nice to have such a laid back job that you can work another job while you’re on the clock).

    Anyway, he was talking to some other guy about guns, and he said, “I was working on this oddball gun called a CZ-75…” He just said it as if nobody had ever heard of it – “Seeeee zeeee seventy faaaahve….” He went on to say that Century Arms makes “the best AKs in the world”.

    1. Somalian Road Corporation

      He went on to say that Century Arms makes “the best AKs in the world”.

      Uh huh. Does his “freelance gunsmithing” work consist mainly of overdremeling 1911 feed ramps or the like? Perhaps sporterizing some antique service weapons… you know, getting rid of all that icky century-old wood and putting on lots and lots of black plastic?

      1. Akira

        Perhaps. I can visualize him being the kind of guy who would do this to a gun.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Hah! I once owned a sporterized 1903 but it was with wood stocks, not plastic. Seemed like it had been done a while back.

      3. RegicidalManiac

        Please. Think of the gats.

        1. RegicidalManiac

          Don’t sporterize milsurps.

  42. commodious spittoon

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Whycome none of y’all fancy journalists is interested in the Russia story today?

    Oh, maybe it’s because yesterday’s testimony did nothing to further the Russia collusion narrative.

    1. Suthenboy

      Or that the idiots pushing that investigation have been discovered colluding with the ruskies themselves. Who couldn’t see that coming? Morans.

      1. Festus

        “No Ragrats” facial tattoos for the lot of them, starting with Comey.

  43. Started with a Glock 36. Still carrying the Glock 36. Think it’s been ten years now.

  44. KibbledKristen

    Insane 100% blind landing in Istanbul after hail damage

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Autoland?

      1. KibbledKristen

        Didn’t look like it – wings weren’t level and there was no flare. They just set it down flat.

    2. Bob

      Blind in what way?

      1. KibbledKristen
    3. AlmightyJB

      Wonder if the passengers knew how close they were to death

  45. Akira

    If you think you can handle it… Feast your eyes on the “Bubba the Gunsmith” Horror Show! Bonus image at the end!

    1. RegicidalManiac

      Oh god, Bubba, why? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?!

    2. KibbledKristen

      Dafuq is this?

      1. Somalian Road Corporation

        That is, amusingly, the most reasonable image in that selection, because at least it was self-aware of its absurdity and intentional in its love letter to rails and accessories. I used to see a lot of these kind of images around like 2004-2006.

    3. AlmightyJB

      He evidently really likes hanging out in his workshop.

  46. Festus

    I’ve stopped trying to understand Washington politics. Gollum went to Mordor to retrieve the One Ring, Pauly Wallnuts is apparently moving in on Jackie Aprile’s territory and Steve Bannon is a gob-smacked silent partner. What the Fuck?

  47. commodious spittoon

    So The Dark Tower: epic fail, or merely forgettably bad?

    1. I thought Herbert Lom was quite good.

    2. Festus

      Haven’t seen it but gave up on the silly books and the social signalling is akin to nail in the coffin.

  48. Derpetologist

    random thought

    It is a crime to claim to be a doctor or a lawyer if you are not. I believe it is called impersonation. I read an article today about a guy sentenced to upteen years in prison for posing as a cop and groping women he pulled over.

    Should people be allowed to claim status as trans lawyers, doctors, or cops? To what extent can you claim an identity by mere feeling?

    1. Akira

      Well, if you’re selling services of a doctor and you’re not actually a doctor, you’re committing fraud. You’re telling someone they’re getting one thing while giving them another thing of lesser value.

      1. Derpetologist

        OK, so if you compete in a women’s athletic event and you’re not actually a woman, isn’t that just as fraudulent?

        What I’m getting at is how do you distinguish between transgender or trans-whatevers and impostors?

        If someone really believes that they are a doctor, should they get all the same privileges real doctors get?

    2. Festus

      Well there is a “victim-hood quotient” that is inversely proportional to you being you. I’d expect nothing better from a shitlord that doesn’t understand the fine nuance that intersectionality brings to a fine bouquet of auto-aromatics. Shame on you for even deigning to question my otherness. You should be put in stocks, xir!

      1. AlmightyJB

        Oh so you just awesome the preferred pronoun. To the stocks you go as well!

        1. Festus

          ^^ This feller gets my drift.

  49. Derpetologist

    get a load of this:

    http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2645763

    ***
    If Charlie’s continued treatment were to be funded through either governmental or private insurance, then a strong case could be made that acceding to the parents’ request would be an irresponsible use of limited resources. But the notion that Charlie’s parents are paying out-of-pocket for this treatment is misleading. The very existence of tertiary care medical centers that are able to do the research and provide the care requested by Charlie’s parents depends on the vast communal investment that has been made by society in the infrastructure of our health care system over many decades. Paying the incremental expenses for the care of 1 patient in a hospital no more covers the cost of that care than paying the incremental costs for a fire truck to come to a home covers the cost of the fire department that makes the trip possible. In other words, society always has a financial stake in how communal services, and in this case health care resources, are used and has a legitimate claim in insisting that these resources be used wisely and for the benefit of all. No one can demand nonbeneficial treatments simply by claiming that they are paying out-of-pocket.
    ***

    “No one can demand nonbeneficial treatments simply by claiming that they are paying out-of-pocket.”

    Who died and made you king, fuckhead?

    ***
    How can the rights of individuals to use their money for whatever purposes they desire be balanced against the obligation of societies and their governments to regulate health care systems in ways that ensure the delivery of beneficial and cost-effective treatments for the good of all?
    ***

    [head desk]

    This rat dick wrinkle made it through med school. Ponder that on the tree of woe. I will post a video of him shortly.

    1. Derpetologist

      Behold the banality of evil:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2yAKfJeyrQ

      1. Suthenboy

        “obligation of societies and their governments to regulate health care systems”
        There is no such obligation. I thought his use of the word “communal services” regarding healthcare.

        “in ways that ensure the delivery of beneficial and cost-effective treatments for the good of all?”

        It ensures no such thing. Quite the opposite, in fact.

        It is nothing more than a straight out call for communism.

      2. Suthenboy

        Aw shit. I clicked.

        Director, Center for Bioethics.

        1. Somalian Road Corporation

          That’ll do it. I have yet to come across a “bioethicist” across the course of my entire life that wouldn’t be gleeful running a concentration camp.

        2. The job of an “ethicist” is to come up with a rationalization for things normal people find morally reprehensible.

          1. Festus

            “How can we present gassing the the Jews more palatable to the body public?”

    2. AlmightyJB

      “No one can demand nonbeneficial treatments simply by claiming that they are paying out-of-pocket.”

      So I can’t get cell phone service because I didn’t spend a Trillion dollars to build out a network unless his majesty deems I need it. Brilliant. I think I know why they don’t teach economics to kids. They want them to remain ignorant of reality.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Eh, they could just ‘teach’ Keynesian or Marxist economics if that’s all they wanted. They’re just lazy.

    3. RegicidalManiac

      That is pure, unadulterated evil right there. How? How can you possibly think that’s acceptable?

      1. Suthenboy

        He is an ethicist.

    4. westernsloper

      Second is the question of whether health care is a commodity that should be distributed based on the preferences of patients and their ability to pay, or is a communal resource that governments have an obligation to regulate in accord with principles of distributive justice.

      I assume this man would argue that John McCain should go home and be with his family in hospice as an 80 year old person with brain cancer as so many before him have. I am sure he would fully argue that a family member of his should just die in their parents arms if they had same diagnosis as Charlie Gard. The thing with these fucking people is they know they will never have to be under the system they set for us. We pay for their system, but we will never be afforded it without a free market which they oppose. Fuck him, fuck his family, and fuck John McCain. And while I am at it, fuck Jimmy Carter. Is that distributive justice where the ruling class has one system and the rest of us just have to pay for it and scrape by while they scrape the fat off the top? We argue against communism, yet sometimes I wonder if we are not already living under it.

      1. ArchieBunker

        No need to wonder. We are already there. Its not a fine line. Its a big ass gray area that this country is in to a degree. And it seems to have nowhere to go but further into the gray.

      2. NOT a Naked Intruder

        distributive justice

        ???

        Fuck you, “Doc”.

    1. Festus

      Trump is the kid that riddled the wasps nest with b.b.s and then laughed when they stung the Birthday party to a standstill. This entertainment is huge, the best!

      1. AlmightyJB

        I’ve always hated the guy but I’m not gonna lie, I have been pretty entertained since the election.

        1. Festus

          I can’t stop laughing but at the same time you wonder if he’s been holding the gold for ages or practicing on his family and close friends like the random friend of a friend at a party that just kills. How many times has his wife endured these jokes? His golf buddies? His co-workers?

  50. Drake

    The Army “Overmatch” story wasn’t that bad. As an infantry Marine, I had too carry way too much shit. It was just absurd. An heavy damn gas mask, a radio that was like a cinderblock, Kevlar helmet, and vest, all kinds of other crap.

    The one thing I never complained about was my rifle and ammo.

    Now the Army has people even more weighed down, and their platoons ridiculously under manned. While using a short barrelled anemic little gun.

    Get a better rifle and cut down the weight of everything else.