"Where's the money you owe me?"

Completely unrelated, but my dog is super cute.

Alicia Silverstone posed for a risque ad for PETA. Something about not wanting to wear wool? …Honestly, I wasn’t really listening. If she doesn’t want to wear anything, that’s fine with me.

Absolutely fascinating piece on taxation and productivity from the liberty-loving folks over at FEE.

Interested in making your own Cronenberg-style horrors creations? Now you can! Feel free to post your lovelies in the comments. (H/T SugarFree, because of course)

It’s apparently “International Day of the Girl Child.” So… celebrate your girl children appropriately.