Thursday Morning Links

Early Thursday.  I know the countdown is on for Thicc time.  I’ll try not to bore you too much with these other goings-on.

The Mexican President
  1. Mexican President Nieto clarified his nation’s position on accepting deportees: They will accept Mexican deportees but not those from other nations.  Seems reasonable.  He also said they’d not pay for any of President Trump’s wall.  Also seems reasonable. He did not comment on whether or not they planned to continue allowing people from other countries use Mexico as a conduit to illegally enter the United States, which sparked the talk of deportees from other nations being sent there in the first place.
  2. People across the political spectrum are freaking out at the Trump administration’s plan to cut the EPA by 20 percent. I’m right there with them.  The whole idea seems absurd and arbitrary and I believe it sends the wrong message. I mean, he should be abolishing the entire damn department.
  3. Rachel Dolezal continues her act.  So she’s all but homeless but has the time to do a profile for several news outlets and the time to change her name to Nkechi Amare?  She needs to get something clear: you cannot consider yourself a brave person of a different color just because you want to.  That only works for people that want to call themselves the opposite sex by pumping their body full of hormones and choping off their man-bits or lady-bits.
  4. News the four or five libertarian women in the world can use.
  5. On the “good news” beat, Crocs will be shuttering 160 stores,  Guess you’ll have to go online or Walmart to buy the shoes they used to only give to people on suicide watch.
  6. When alternative education goes too far: Iowa GOP lawmaker appears to have gotten his college degree from a Sizzler Steakhouse.
    Not a college campus

    Go out there and enjoy your day. Here, start it with a really under appreciated song. You’re welcome.

Comments

419 responses to “Thursday Morning Links”

  1. Just a thought not a sermon

    3) Somebody once mentioned on the former site that humans releasing carbon dioxide into the atmosphere may actually be a good thing, insofar as it is freeing up carbon for reuse that had previously been locked away deep underground. I was thinking about that the other day, and it occurred to me that freeing carbon might be our role in the ecosystem.

    It could be that ecosystems are somewhat like organisms themselves, in that they evolve over time. As we discover more and more new earth-like planets, we may find some of these have thriving, varied ecosystems, and others dead or dying ecosystems, depending on whether they have successfully evolved various features. It wouldn’t surprise me if one of those features was an occasion industrial civilization that returns locked up carbon to general use.

    Just as our role is individuals is to perpetuate our genes, and any greater meaning we find in our own lives is merely a bonus to that basic fact of genetic survival, it could be the universe is littered with little industrial civs like ours, that pop up for a few tens of thousands of years and then die out, having fulfilled our greater role in strengthening and perpetuating our planetary bionetworks.

    1. WTF

      Maybe humans exist because the earth wanted plastic.

      1. Drake

        Nope. Gaia invented us to get the oil out of her pores. We are supposed to go around popping those blackheads like a giant dermatologist.

        1. UnCivilServant

          +1 okay, I laughed.

      2. robc

        George Carlin?

        1. WTF

          I think so.

    2. Zero Sum Game

      This is also part of the plot to one of Orson Scott Card’s books in the same series as Ender’s Game.

      1. Sour Kraut

        “Ender abolishes the EPA”. That was my favorite one.

        1. Zero Sum Game

          Ender the Environocide.

      2. bacon-magic

        It’s not a game.

    3. Plisade

      Life doesn’t behave certain ways TO survive. It just happens that life survives because it behaves in those ways. There’s no plan, no intent.

    4. bacon-magic

      JATNAS,
      Ever since you’ve started the new number system your game has really stepped up. I’ve read 2 out of 3 so far and approve.

  2. Just a thought not a sermon

    Hey, the Obamas have signed a new book deal for a mere $65 million! Seems like a pittance for words of wisdom from the Lightbringer. After all, the Obamas “have devoted followings and a way with words.”

    “’Who wouldn’t want to read this one?’ said ¬Washington-based literary agent Gail Ross.”

    1. Barfman

      BAAARRRRFFFFFF

    2. straffinrun

      Too bad How I Would’ve Done it was taken already.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Subtitled The Confessions of a Killa President?

    3. Old Man With Candy

      For such a great orator and a man of words, I can’t think of a single memorable phrase or sentence from Obama’s speeches. Something like “a thousand points of light,” “ask not what this country can do for you,” “tear down this wall.”

      Serious question- what am I missing?

      1. “We are the people we’ve been waiting for”?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          I suppose. Or the line about this being the day when the seas began to rise and the ice began to melt. Or something.

          1. Note the other two you mentioned are about other people being great, while the two we came up with are mainly about how great Obama is.

        2. Jimbo

          As someone wrote, if we are the ones we’ve been waiting for, why did we take so long?

      2. John Titor

        what am I missing?

        A great orator and a man of words.

        For all the hype about Obama’s oratory, it’s actually just boring boilerplate stuff. “I have said something important…but this next part is more important…so I WILL SAY IT LOUDER. Next thing is even more important, so I. WILL. SAY. IT. LOUD. SLOWLY.”

        The only reason why Obama’s oratory is elevated in any way (besides the whole personality cult) is because the field of political oratory is so garbage in general nowadays.

        1. WTF

          Or as Joe Biden noted, he is a clean and articulate black guy.

        2. Drake

          He just used the cadence of a southern preacher to read political dreck off a teleprompter.

          1. Sour Kraut

            this.

        3. ron73440

          Some people love it, I’m getting a free week of the Smithsonian channel and they have a show coming up called (I’m not making this up) : Obama, the power of words

          In the commercial someone says that he got rid of all clichés and there is a picture of him with is nose in the air.

          It is quite vomit inducing.

          1. Not an Economist

            It has already premiered. I actively changed the channel when the commercial came on.

      3. Suthenboy

        “You didn’t build that.”

        “Taxes arent about revenue, it is a fairness issue.”

        “Under my plan energy prices will necessarily skyrocket”

        “Today the oceans ceased to rise”

        C’mon, the guy is a virtual diamond mine.

        1. Agent Cooper

          You didn’t build that will (hopefully) continue to haunt him forever.

        2. bacon-magic

          “Don’t cross this red line.” “Or this one.” “Come on, your not supposed to cross the red line.” “I’m this close to retribution if you cross…dammit you just did it again.”

          1. Private Chipperbot
      4. Volren

        Yes we can?

        1. GSL in E

          I loved how he repeatedly messed up the translation of that in the 2008 campaign when he tried to say it in Spanish. “Si se puede” actually means “yes you can”. What he meant was “si se podemos”.

      5. Max Coins

        If you like your plan, you can keep your plan?

      6. Plisade

        I think he’s like the “special” kid in class that everyone talks up; and you get your ass kicked if you make fun of him.

      7. JD

        “You didn’t build that.” was pretty inspiring!

        1. Bobarian LMD

          It was one of those moments that helped get us President Trump.

      8. He will be remember-ed for the,immortal lines: ” If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”

        Don’t believe me? What immortal line is George H.W. Bush remembered for?

        1. Jimbo

          No new taxes, period!

      9. GSL in E

        The only memorable Obama-isms for me involved him being an asshole. Ie, “you didn’t build that”, or the “bitter clingers” remark. Other than that I just remember him saying “let me be clear” a lot.

        1. R C Dean

          If you like your plan.

          If you like your doctor.

          The only lines I remember were either (a) blatant lies or (b) clinical narcissism on display.

          1. GSL in E

            Good point. Can’t forget those classics either.

      10. Rasilio

        The tingle in your leg

      11. The Last American Hero

        If you like your doctor…

        I’ve got a pen and a phone…..

        This is the moment when the oceans began to recede…

        There’s a lot.

    4. The Fusionist

      By the time the manuscript has been edited, all the good parts will probably be gone.

      But it’s true that one highly useful way to sell a book is to be someone who’s already famous. Doesn’t mean people will read the book after buying it, but who cares?

      1. Exactly – it will become a virtue-signaling shelf piece. Like having a Picasso print or lava lamp 😉

        1. Put it on the coffee table.

        2. Lachowsky

          I yokel-virtue signal with my home built, fully automated, pneumatically powered can crusher that hangs above the trash can in my kitchen.

          1. Mike Schmidt

            That. Sounds. Awesome.

          2. Lachowsky

            I’m trying to figure out how to post a pic of it. Perhaps it’s not allowed?

          3. Mike Schmidt

            I don’t think so. If you have photobucket or something similar you can post a link to it that way.

          4. Lachowsky

          5. Sour Kraut

            When I was a kid we moved into a house whose garbage can had a pneumatic compactor that you could punch to compact the garbage We liked it so much we had one installed when we moved. Other than those two I have never seen one in a house. My 8 yo boy thinks it’s the best kitchen thing evar.

          6. F. Stupidity Jr.

            If you really want to have fun with it, toss your Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewbacca action figures in there for a reenactment.

          7. No good. They escape and then return to blow up your house. Its happened,to me twice.

    5. Slammer

      “have devoted followings and a way with words.”

      So does Milo

    6. Juvenile Bluster

      At least the Obamas won’t be broke with Barack out of the White House, like the poor, poor Clintons were once Bill left.

    7. StoneColdSnark

      How To Serve Man

  3. Mike Schmidt

    He also said they’d not pay for any of President Trump’s wall.

    Hmmm. I heard from some orange guy that they will be paying for it. Who’s right?!

    1. Mike Schmidt

      OK…so does the old, “first post has to be related to the links” rule still stand?

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        That was on the old Taliban website.

        1. Mike Schmidt

          I’m claiming “FIRST” until we get a ruling.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            Must relate to links. Thus spake the judge of Zion.

          2. Mike Schmidt

            I’ve always liked you best

          3. *ominous meowing in background as OMWC speaks from on high*

      2. Rules?

        When you’re talking about fighting commenting, as it is with no rules, well then baby, you’d better train every part of your body.
        -Bruce Lee

    2. Agent Cooper

      If there is a way to confiscate remissions to Mexico from illegals, that could be one possible way Mexico will be paying for it.

      1. Agent Cooper

        Remissions? Ugh.

        Remittances.

        How about an edit function?

        1. WTF

          I was going to make a joke about nocturnal remissions, but you corrected too quickly.

          1. “Nocturnal Remissions”: Great band name or even greater Jazz Album Title?

      2. robc

        If they are using bitcoin, I would think next to impossible. And for those not already using btc, that would cause them to start using it.

  4. straffinrun

    This Asian man says he only dates white guys because they are ‘the gold standard of desirability’

    As for finding true love, Montgomery says he’s still searching for his soulmate, saying the his only criteria are that the guy is easy-going, confident in himself, and, of course, white.

    1. Ye should change his name to Miro Yiannaporous.

      1. straffinrun

        He prefers Cuckasians?

      2. Suthenboy

        goddammit sloopy. You cant say shit like that until after 9. People are still drinking coffee ya’ know.

    2. The Fusionist

      “The 42-year-old is originally from Singapore but now lives in Melbourne. He is the author of the book True Confessions of a Potato Queen, which he says is the “the definitive textbook for any aspiring potato queen,” and recently appeared on the Australian reality show Date My Race where he discussed his zero tolerance policy for any race other than Caucasian.”

      So…weirdo?

      1. Gustave Lytton

        What is a potato queen or do I not want to know?

        1. Rhywun

          A variation on the well-known “rice queen” (guy who only dates Asian men).

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Ahh, but not just Irish then?

          2. Rhywun

            Right. But I believe it applies only to non-white guys – the whole point is you date only outside your race.

    3. Rhywun

      Yeah, like this is something new. ◔_◔

    4. Sour Kraut

      As always, judging people’s sexual preferences is the most expedient method for slavers to exert thought control over others.

    5. Agent Cooper

      Well, duh.

    6. Juice

      But I thought once you go Asian you never go Caucasian.

  5. Links start early here in Glibertarian land…

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Banjos refers to sloopy as “The 12 Second Man.”

      1. Not an Economist

        Is that how long sloopy takes to get Banjos pregnant?

        1. 6 seconds for that. 6 seconds for foreplay.

          1. Private Chipperbot

            6 seconds for foreplay

            Which consists of Sloopy nodding and Banjos shrugging…

    2. UnCivilServant

      Indeed, I have no idea when I should start bothering to look for sign of them.

      Then I see a hundred comments and wonder if I should wade into that mess.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        I’m married to 9am, for some reason and can’t be bothered to check before then, so yeah.

  6. Just a thought not a sermon

    “When alternative education goes too far: Iowa GOP lawmaker appears to have gotten his college degree from a Sizzler Steakhouse.”

    Hey, you can learn a lot at Sizzler. For instance, it may seem like a good idea when you’re eight years old to just load the ice cream up with as many sprinkles and gummi bears as it will hold, but the ice cream really does taste better with just a smattering of goodies.

    1. :sigh:

      You wasted that today? You could have saved it for tomorrow’s #4.

      1. Just a thought not a sermon

        Hey, I’m up to my ears in thoughts not sermons over here. If I don’t release ’em frequently I’m going to get backed up.

        1. That’s what I tell my wife!

          1. Bobarian LMD

            the DSBs – Deadly Sermon Build-up.

          2. ElspethFlashman

            Right, sermons . . . that’s what the “s” stands for . . .

        2. straffinrun

          Is the only thing making it “a thought not a sermon” is saying it’s just a thought not a sermon? Brilliant. Polonius is the guy the introduces us to the concept that “brevity is the soul of wit” but then goes on to deliver a laundry list of advice.

    2. Old Man With Candy

      It is very much worth reading the reviews of Sugar Free Gummi Bears on Amazon. Never was a product so unintentionally aptly named.

      1. Never ever eat an entire pack of Sugar Free Twizzlers. I thought I had to go to the ER.

      2. Lachowsky

        Are those sugar free gummy bears, or Sugarfree gummy bears. I would go near the latter. God knows what’s in them.

        1. * averts gaze and hurries past shelf at grocery store*

      3. Nephilium

        Just because the Old Man refused to provide the candy, here’s the candy. There are some other classic gems on Amazon, such as the review for: Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable (it was a $500 5′ CAT 5 ethernet cable).

        1. Old Man With Candy

          55 gallon lube. Or as we like to call it, The Jesse Special.

        2. Mike Schmidt

          Another classic is the Three Wolf, One Moon shirt

          1. Nephilium

            I think few can top the Tuscan Whole Milk, Jeff Bezos added a review to that one.

          2. Mike Schmidt

            Some good stuff there. Here’s one great review:

            Tuscan Whole Milk,1 Gallon, 128 fl oz arrived but the instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan

          3. Shpip

            The banana slicer is another classic.

          4. Number.6

            I always liked the Playmobil TSA Checkpoint

        3. westernsloper

          Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell…the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn’t stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

          That is a fine review.

  7. Holder: Obama is ‘ready to roll’

    Holder said he’s been talking to the former president about ways — including fundraising and interacting with state legislators — that could help the new National Democratic Redistricting Committee, which Obama asked Holder to chair last year.

    “It’s coming. He’s coming,” Holder said, speaking to reporters at a briefing for the new group. “And he’s ready to roll.”

    Throughout, Holder said, Obama “will be a more visible part of the effort.”

    Holder also predicted that the usual pattern of the party in the White House losing state legislative seats in off-year elections would hold next year, but “I expect we’ll see that on steroids with President Trump.”

    1. Haybob

      For some reason I read that as National Democratic Redistribution Committee… I wonder why I would assume that.

    2. WTF

      Holder also predicted that the usual pattern of the party in the White House losing state legislative seats in off-year elections would hold next year, but “I expect we’ll see that on steroids with President Trump.”

      This is what’s known as “wishful thinking”. The Democrats have to defend something like 25 senate seats in 2018, mostly in states Trump won, while the Republicans are only defending about 10 mostly safe seats.

      1. WTF

        Oops, he said state legislature seats. I don’t know what the breakdown is there.

        1. Viking1865

          It’s even crazier. Obama pretty much destroyed the Democrats as a national party. I’m very very confident the GOP will find a way to fuck this up, but as of right now the Dems have a long way back to climb.

          IF the GOP can buy a fucking clue, they will become “the party of people who work for a living” and finally get through the message that a CEO and a hardworking union plumber have a hell of a lot more in common than that plumber and some kind of grievance mongering sponge.

          1. WTF

            That message is basically how Trump flipped the formerly-blue rust belt states. So of course in response the Democrats have doubled down on the proggie identity politics bullshit that sent them into the wilderness in the first place.

          2. I swear to god, I think they actually believe that the problem is that people haven’t been hectored enough for being stupid racists.

          3. Rasilio

            You are assuming the Republicans don’t shatter into a million pieces.

            As bad as the Democrats are off the Republicans in a great many ways are worse because their coalition is far closer to disintegrating

    3. Slammer

      “It’s coming. He’s coming,”

      Sounds kinda gay

    4. Drake

      Ready to roll – On a girl’s bike with a fancy helmet dressed like John Cryer in “Two and a Half Men”?

    5. Domestic Dissident

      Holder then finished his comments by saying “Just walk away”.

    6. SimonD

      —-Holder said he’s been talking to the former president about ways — including fundraising and interacting with state legislators — that could help the new National Democratic Redistricting Committee, which Obama asked Holder to chair last year.—-

      Hey, the XPOTUS made it a whole six-weeks without ‘community organizing’. That’s better than I thought he’d do

    7. R C Dean

      What a dirtbag Obama is. When was the last time an ex-Prez stayed in DC? When was the last time an ex-Prez worked so assiduously to undermine his successor.

      And the WTF is W doing? He kept his yap shut for the entirety of the Obama administration, but has tried to submarine Trump twice so far.

      This will not end well for the Republic. A big part of peaceful transition of power is that the people leaving, well, fucking leave already. Disappear. If they become foci of resistance to the new rulers, well, when a new ruler comes along, they are sooner or later clear the decks of the predecessors, which means people aren’t going to want to give up power.

      Morons, the lot of them. Here’s hoping Trump loses his temper and tells Sessions to go after Obama for his participation in Hillary’s email crimes, and opens up investigations into his fundraising and OFA. Time to nip this bullshit in the bud.

      1. Drake

        When’s the last time a former chief-of-staff moved in with an ex-President? The Obamas and Jarrett are just creepy.

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271412/Obama-confidante-Valerie-Jarrett-moves-Kaloroma-home.html

      2. Count Potato

        It does seem impossible that Obama could not have know about Clinton’s email server, and that it broke the law.

        1. R C Dean

          Hell, he emailed her at her illegal address. That’s one of the reasons, I believe, that the FBI killed the investigation – they knew it would lead to the President.

      3. Somalian Road Corporation

        And the WTF is W doing? He kept his yap shut for the entirety of the Obama administration, but has tried to submarine Trump twice so far.

        Yeah, that raised my eyebrow as well. I was actually fairly pleased with him for fucking off to his ranch and playing cowboy quietly, but now he’s decided to reemerge?

  8. Judge grants restraining order against Black Lives Matter activist accused of threatening L.A. police commissioner

    After hearing more than an hour of testimony Wednesday, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Carol Boas Goodson concluded that Ferguson’s intent was not only to protest but to “incite fear.” The restraining order requires Ferguson to stay away from Johnson and his family. Ferguson can continue to speak at Police Commission meetings but must keep a five-yard distance from Johnson.

    In granting the restraining order, Goodson said that “any parent would be concerned,” because Ferguson mentioned Johnson’s son at a Police Commission meeting and subsequently visited Johnson’s home.

    The comment at the meeting, which drew a connection between Johnson’s son and African American victims of police violence, was not a threat, the judge said. But combined with the office and home visits, Ferguson crossed a line.

    You know who else crossed a line…

    1. Just a thought not a sermon

      Johnny Cash?

    2. Count Potato

      Mr. T?

      1. straffinrun

        Only if he used a lower case “t”.

        1. Mike Schmidt

          HA!

    3. Mike Schmidt

      Bashar al-Assad?

    4. The Fusionist

      Hercules?

      No, sorry, that was a lion.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      Daniel?

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Oh wait, that was a lion. Never mind.

        1. This Machine

          You got scooped by the Papist, (((brah))).

    6. Mr Lizard

      Magellan?

      1. *loud applause*

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Damn your Central Time nimble fingers!

    7. ElspethFlashman

      The Germans?

    8. Suthenboy

      Julias Caesar?

      Oh, wait. That was a river. Does that count?

    9. Agent Cooper

      Steve Carlton?

    10. bacon-magic

      Jesus?

    11. The dirty scab that took my job?

    12. Number.6

      William T. Sherman?

  9. 50K People Sign Petition Demanding That JK Rowling Put Up Muslim Refugees in Her 18 Spare Bedrooms

    The petition continues: “We demand that J.K. Rowling grants no less than 18 refugees shelter in her mansions for at least 8 years. She rejects safe immigration, which is why we also demand, that there will be no additional vetting process for these refugees. Her virtue-signaling stems from ignorance, and the 100% effective cure of it will be this drastic change of perspective.

    “To make this group of refugees representative of the situation in Europe, we also demand that the group consists of 14 men and 4 women, since over 75% of the millions of refugees are male.”

    The petition, which has 50,506 supporters, has evidently struck a chord with signatories including right wing warriors Paul Joseph Watson and Raheem Kassam.

    1. Now that’s funny. I wonder if Piers Morgan has been pushing it on his show.

    2. Not an Economist

      I am proud to say I am one of those signatures.

  10. Pat

    Call me a yokel, but I’d trust the average manager of a Sizzler about 10,000x more than I would the average state legislator.

    1. Lachowsky

      Well, Sizzle manages to not run at a massive deficit every year. Plus, incompetent sizzler managers usually get fired.

    2. Suthenboy

      Or average college professor

    3. Agent Cooper

      I don’t care if the guy got his degree from Ringling Brothers.

      But, A) He’s kind of lie-y about it without a need to do so.

      and

      B) His bill is kind of stupid.

  11. Anti-anti-anti-Trump?

    Which is not to say that Trump is a Mussolini-style authoritarian, but that he might be asoft-authoritarian. And that “might be” is crucial: Let’s say, for the sake of argument, the chances of Trump moving in an anti-democratic, authoritarian direction are very low. Maybe 1-in-100. On the one hand, those are pretty good odds. On the other hand, since the Civil War, the chances of authoritarianism manifesting in America has been roughly 0.0000 percent. As Peter Thiel would remind us, the biggest jump is from zero to one.

    The difference between a sincere conservative Trumper and a sincere conservative anti-Trumper might be described like this: One thinks that the more-certain payoffs of a Trump administration are worth the tiny risk of an extinction-level event. The other thinks that even a small chance of such a radically bad outcome more than counterbalances any likely policy gains.

    Which leads us to the anti-anti-Trumpers. There’s an emerging group of conservatives who seem reluctant to criticize Trump, but who aren’t particularly interested in defending him, directly. Instead, they tend to focus on the media reaction to Trump and the antics of the left. I think my friend Mollie Hemingway is a good example here.

    1. The Fusionist

      Ivana was the one who called him a soft authoritarian.

      1. Juice

        The softest.

    2. The Fusionist

      “since the Civil War, the chances of authoritarianism manifesting in America has been roughly 0.0000 percent”

      /has this idiot never heard of Wilson, FDR and Nixon?

      1. Pat

        Even the Bush admin that they spent 8 years carrying water for was pretty squarely in the “authoritarian” camp. NSA spying, Patriot Act, etc etc.

        IOW, Oh blow it out your ass, Howard

      2. WTF

        And of course Barack “I won” Obama who needed to act by executive order because congress wouldn’t, and who decided to assassinate American citizens without due process was not at all authoritarian.

      3. leonadasiv

        Yeah cause​ the war time provisions of FDR were totally Democratic.

        1. leonadasiv

          Also, I don’t consider 1% to be a small chance.

    3. Suthenboy

      These stupid motherfuckers are still trying to kill their credibility not realizing that they dont have any left.

  12. straffinrun

    “I feel like the idea of being trans-black would be much more accurate than ‘I’m white.’ Because, you know, I’m not white… Calling myself black feels more accurate than saying I’m white.”

    That would make perfect sense if she were, you know, black.

    1. WTF

      But if you can self-identify as a woman when you are biologically male, why is this any different? Therefore, the left-wing snowflake crowd is obligated to accept this.

      1. Plus if every American identified as black, racial conflict would disappear!

        1. straffinrun

          Cain did look more able.

          1. This Machine

            Dammit, straffinrun.

            *angrily claps*

        2. Rasilio

          How dare you assume my race

      2. Volren

        I don’t know. The less hardcore feminists who all embrace intersectionalism and the progressive stack embraced trans people by and large, but I don’t see virulent identity groups like BLM just casually accepting trans-black. Those people get worked up by white people wearing dreadlocks.

    2. Brett L

      The idea of race/gender as construct was an interesting analytical tool, but so is an x-ray machine. Turning idiots loose with either has been bad for society.

    3. Suthenboy

      Every time I hear someone say “I identify as…” I hear them saying “My truth is…”.

      Yep, truth is subjective.

    4. Drake

      That would never make any sense. Anyone not fully initiated into the prog religion would just stare at her like the crazy person she is.

  13. this is perhaps worthy of a whole separate post. If I had gotten some better sleep then maybe I could add some intelligent (don’t laugh!) commentary.

    Is Trumpism the new punk rock?

    A young Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) attendee, however, pointed in a different direction, much closer to Earth. He said he’d grown up a standard-issue George W. Bush conservative Republican, but had more recently migrated to the alt-right movement. One of its attractions, he said, was that it felt like “the new punk rock.”

    Now, depending on your inclination, such a characterization may confirm your suspicions about the controversy-courting characters who travel under the alt-right banner. The word “punk,” to many, evokes images of angry hooligans and anarchic behavior. Then again, it may sound blasphemous: The memory of “punk rock,” as it has been canonized in the upper echelons of rock criticism, is associated with left-wing anti-authoritarianism. Hence it would be ridiculous to call yourself “punk” while supporting a right-wing authoritarian like Trump.

    …snip…

    What does this have to do with the president and his core following?

    Wattenberg says Trumpism was “an insurrection against Conservatism Inc.” — a political establishment that had become flabby, complacent, and self-indulgent in the same way that 1970s progressive rock music had grown bombastic, pretentious, and long-winded. Whereas Republicans before Trump had been terrified of deviating from orthodox positions on trade, the desirability of immigration, or the wisdom of the Iraq war, Trump thumbed his nose at this orthodoxy.

    Then there’s Trump’s seeming amateurism — his “inexperience and rawness,” Wattenberg says. Just as punks weren’t trained musicians, Trump is frequently assailed for not playing politics the right way, that is, the professional way.

    1. The Fusionist

      When the wealthy, politically-connected businessman is told he has less experience than some random party hack, maybe we’re defining “experience” wrong.

    2. Just a thought not a sermon

      So Trump is punk rock? Is he more of a Sid Vicious or a Joey Ramone? Or maybe a GG Allin?

      1. Tundra

        Bah. He’s a Billie Joe Armstrong.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          So, he’s not punk rock?

          1. Pat

            He don’t want to be an American idiot.

          2. Nephilium

            I’ll stick to the better version.

          3. Tundra

            Correct.

          4. Brett L

            Punk on the outside, soulless on the inside.

    3. Broswater

      Trump is being criticized because he wants to rein in some federal departments, and get rid of some useless regulations, therefore removing the boot of the state from the face of it’s citizens. All that without using more executive power than the last guy did.

      In what upside down world does that get to be interpreted as authoritarianism?

      1. WTF

        Because he’s using his authority to go in the wrong direction!

      2. Suthenboy

        The upside down world where the left is not in power.

      3. Agent Cooper

        Removing regulations is kind of anti-authoritarian.

        Oh, I’m sorry, those aren’t regulations, those are “Protections.”

        Gotta frame that dang narrative.

      4. Because he’s an old, rich, white guy who says nasty things, doesn’t hug reporters, and isn’t a Progressive. That automatically makes him the devil incarnate. But stupid. But also diabolical. Kinda like the last Republican president who was also a terribly stupid prodigiously devious evil mastermind.

    4. Pat

      The memory of “punk rock,” as it has been canonized in the upper echelons of rock criticism, is associated with left-wing anti-authoritarianism.

      Not by everybody

        1. Pat

          Well, at least the link is in there somewhere.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            You’re welcome.

          2. Pat

            I wish somebody would follow me around in real life fixing my fuckups like that.

          3. Old Man With Candy

            That’s why I married SP.

          4. ElspethFlashman

            Like your mom?

          5. Pat

            Oh Christ, am I the Winston of Glibertarians now?

          6. Bobarian LMD

            Winston’s Mom was always too ‘engaged’ to follow him around.

        2. “Much of white power music is bought and sold over the internet.”

          Forcing the closing of Mom-and-Pop white power shops?

          1. UnCivilServant

            white power music

            AKA “White Noise”.

          2. Brett L

            The Sound of White Noise was an excellent album.

          3. Suthenboy

            All of the songs sounded the same to me.

          4. *narrows gaze*

          5. Colonel Slanders

            Then maybe you ought to listen to this?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiQqoy4t8g

  14. Pat

    I have an idea I’d like to throw out: how about a user-curated official reading list/library for Glibertarians? Not necessarily confined just to political philosophy, but anything with a general libertarian angle to it.

    I have a difficult time ever getting around to reading most of the books that catch my interest. It would be easier to sift through them with recommendations from libertarians. Even you people.

    1. Obviously you’ve never clicked our FAQ/Resources button.

      1. Pat

        I actually hadn’t. BUT, that’s kind of “Introduction to Libertarianism” stuff. I was thinking more along the lines of a book club. Make it like a bi-weekly or monthly feature where there’s a book recommendation and discussion, then archive them into a list periodically. End of the year we could even have a Glibertarians top books review or something.

        Basically I want to be spoonfed good titles. There, is that what you wanted to hear?

        1. Old Man With Candy

          I actually hadn’t

          So my anonymous scribbling went to waste?

          1. Pat

            I would have read it eventually. It’s like the Ikea manuals. You only bust them out after you’ve finished assembly and you want to know what the extra 8 parts are for.

        2. Libertarian Oprah Book of the Month Club?

          1. Pat

            Yeah, sorta.

          2. UnCivilServant

            I nominate the Tarnished Sterling Series out of pure financial self-interest.

          3. That is the libertarian way!

          4. JD

            I have a good list of fiction and nonfiction books somewhere. I’ll look for it.

        3. Agent Cooper

          Well, you could become a Guest Contributor™ and do exactly that.

      2. I see it has Goldwater’s Conscience of a Conservative. Consider adding In Defense of Freedom (click my handle)

    2. ron73440

      From recommendations from the old site I have read Larry Correia, the grownup Roald Dahl and the Altered Carbon series in fiction

      Non-fiction To Lose a Battle: France 1940
      Hungry Ghosts, Stalin: the Court of the Red Tsar

      My own recommendation if you like historical fiction and vikings read Bernard Cornwell’s The Last Kingdom series.

      1. ron73440

        *vikings, not bikings

        I read that three times before I posted, didn’t see it, posted and there it was

        1. *Good Edit Fairy flutters by*

          1. R C Dean

            Seriously, I think the admins need to not edit comments, other than to cat-butt trolls, fix links, and show pix. We’re big boys and girls; we can live with our typos, but I think that editing comments opens a door that doesn’t need to be open and could go to some places we don’t want to go.

          2. Mike Schmidt

            *uproarious applause*

          3. I corrected a one letter misspelling on a lark…

            *cues meowing*

          4. Gustave Lytton

            Yeah, fixing the spelling and John will never show up here.

          5. “I have this John repelling rock…”

          6. ron73440

            I don’t mind looking incompetent, but now I look crazy

            *sits down in a huff, crosses arms

  15. westernsloper

    Guess you’ll have to go online or Walmart to buy the shoes they used to only give to people on suicide watch.

    Nice. I never understood the rubber shoe craze.

    1. straffinrun

      I own 3 pairs. Have to change shoes everytime I go into certain rooms and it’s a pain in the ass. Cheap, durable and easy to take off and put on.

      1. Tundra

        No flip flops in Japan?

        1. straffinrun

          There are, but usually takes 3 days after an atomic bombing.

          1. Tundra

            Nice.

          2. ElspethFlashman

            OK, Tundra, you win with that awesome avatar.

          3. WTF

            From the greatest sports movie of ALL TIME!

          4. YOW! Point to straffinrun.

      2. westernsloper

        Have to change shoes everytime I go into certain rooms and it’s a pain in the ass.

        what the huh?

        1. straffinrun

          You take you shoes off heah. Thank you berry much.

    2. egould310

      Crocs are like sweatpants for your feet. They tell the world, “I give up.”

  16. Tundra

    1. THONGS SHOULD BE AVOIDED

    They lost me at 1.

    1. ‘xactly!

      A world with only cotton grannie panties would be a sad place to live. Unless that’s your fetish.

      1. Pat

        SIV to the white courtesy phone.

    2. Underwear is for hookers.

      I refuse to be contained.

  17. Mike Schmidt

    I have a feeling my congress critter is about to be/already is the latest focus of liberal outrage.

    Cramer said what the women in white did would likely not be popular among most North Dakotans. He said he tries to look at the world through “a North Dakota lens.”

    “As I tell people, I come from normalville,” he said.

    Cramer admitted it may have been insensitive to use the words “syndrome” and “disease.” He noted his comments were not literal, but he said those like the women in white, at the very least, have an obsession with Clinton’s loss and like to play the victim.

    1. Tundra

      Democratic Sens. Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota and Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota, along with Rep. Betty McCollum, D-Minn., the only female Congress members from their states, did not wear all-white outfits. Heitkamp said she didn’t mind the gesture as long as what the women were wearing was appropriate for the occasion.

      Gee, and what do all three have in common?

      1. Old Man With Candy

        what do all three have in common

        That I wouldn’t bang them.

      2. straffinrun

        If this is a time of the month joke, I applaud you. And scorn you.

        1. Tundra

          I wish.

          No, they are all facing tough re-elections in areas that were very Trump-y. Even Blue Minne damn near tipped to The Donald.

          1. straffinrun

            Just wanted to make an extremely sexist joke and yet pin it on you. I’m kind of a scumbag.

          2. Tundra

            I’m just pissed I didn’t think of it myself.

          3. straffinrun

            Then you shouldn’t wear white pantsuits either.

          4. Pope Jimbo

            If I had to choose one of them to lose, I’d go for McCollum. She actually has some grit. She didn’t win that seat because of who her daddy was.

            Klobuchar is an empty pant suit. The only reason she won was because of her last name (for non-MN’s, her dad was a beloved columnist who wrote for decades). She is mostly harmless.

      3. Mookman

        Hitler?

    2. Count Potato

      I wondered — very briefly — what the white meant. Did they get the idea from Saturday Night Live?

      1. Brett L

        They were honoring known feminist, Democrat, Senator, and Klansman Robert Byrd.

        1. Count Potato

          Then good thing there is a rule against wearing the hoods, “Every member shall remain uncovered during the sessions of the House.”

          1. “Every member shall remain uncovered during the sessions of the House.”

            Trumps war against Muslim women continues.
            -prog

          2. Old Man With Candy

            Coincidentally, that’s *our* house rules as well.

          3. Then take the links down because I wrote them while naked except for a top hat.

          4. Count Potato

            So your member was still uncovered.

    3. “He said he didn’t believe the protest was about defending women’s rights, adding he would understand that argument if wearing white had a continuous tradition in Congress.”

      HM can confirm, but I think the word “candidate” comes from a perfectly respectable Latin word meaning “white robed ones.” Who could object to *that*?

      1. Number.6

        I always thought it was derived from “candida” which would explain why they all have bad breath ….

  18. The Late P Brooks

    The difference between a sincere conservative Trumper and a sincere conservative anti-Trumper might be described like this: One thinks that the more-certain payoffs of a Trump administration are worth the tiny risk of an extinction-level event. The other thinks that even a small chance of such a radically bad outcome more than counterbalances any likely policy gains.

    “Extinction-level event”?

    Obviously, the probability of an extinction-level event would have been much, much lower with Hillary in the White House. These people are shameless in their naked self-interest.

    1. A Fuggin White Male

      Imagine Hillary being allowed to appoint two, possibly three Supreme Court justices. We would cease to be a constitutional republic and instead be a judicial oligarchy. And I don’t think that’s an exaggeration. The law would literally be whatever liberal justices say it is.

        1. Count Potato

          WTF?!? Was that even English?

    1. Wow, the censors took the article off the Web site!

      1. straffinrun

        *Ears perk up* Someone find another link.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          Try it now.

          1. straffinrun

            Mr Foley’s parents accused Le Pen of using the “shamefully uncensored” image of their son for her own political ends.

            Now I wish I hadn’t. Great, now I get to defend Le Pen. I’m so glad I don’t have to see how some people are going to defend this assault on free speech.

    2. Viking1865

      I’m assuming that’s the one where they’re charging Le Pen for hate speech?

      Are they trying to get her elected?

      1. The Elite Elite

        “Are they trying to get her elected?”

        Is she France’s Trump?

  19. The Late P Brooks

    So Trump is punk rock? Is he more of a Sid Vicious or a Joey Ramone? Or maybe a GG Allin?

    I’d say more akin to Peter Tork.

    1. egould310

      Song for Peter Tork

      https://youtu.be/8a18ckPD7HI

  20. Mike Schmidt

    Another casualty from Obama’s War on Coal. A personal interest story on the closing of a coal plant.

    Aanderud said it’s reminiscent of maintenance outages, but those were characterized by people at work taking equipment apart for cleaning and putting it back together.

    “Now, nothing is going back together. It’s just getting taken further apart,” he said. “It’s quiet.”

  21. Juvenile Bluster

    Deputies say vegan woman intentionally hit chicken truck

    A Comer woman was arrested last week after she intentionally hit a chicken truck on Georgia Highway 72, according to a Madison County Sheriff’s report.

    The woman told the deputy “she was a vegan and hit the truck due to it being a chicken truck,” officers said.

    The collision occurred Feb. 21 along a stretch of highway in Hull, where the truck driver reported a red car hit the side of his truck and when he hit his brakes, the car again hit the side of the truck, however, this time the impact caused the car to spin in the highway.

    The car drove off, but the responding deputy found pieces of the car along with the car’s license plate.

    Police went to a home in Comer, where Judith M. Armstrong, 26, told the deputy she fled the scene because she was scared of what might happen to her driver’s license, according to the report.

    Armstrong refused to exit her home until deputies had secured an arrest warrant. She was charged with obstruction, hit and run, aggressive driving and DUI.

    1. Pat

      Here’s her picture so that the real discussion may commence.

      1. Mike Schmidt

        Ooh a redhead. Would, by default.

        1. WTF

          You don’t stick it in crazy!

          1. Mike Schmidt

            She don’t eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            You don’t stick it in crazy!

            So… you’re saying you don’t like redheads?

      2. westernsloper

        Was that necessary?

        1. Suthenboy

          Obligatory

    2. Brett L

      So, like every other vegan, she hates the idea of eating animals, but has no problem killing them to make political points.

      1. Rhywun

        You’ve got to crack a few skulls

      2. Lachowsky

        I don’t think they understand that chickens and cows would likely be extinct critters if they weren’t so tasty.

        1. Rasilio

          Chickens might survive on account of their getting the bulk of their nutrition in the wild from eating insects and small seeds that are not useful as seeds for humans, Cows would absolutely be extinct because there is nowhere left capable of supporting their dietary needs and not putting them into direct competition with humans or other animals that could out compete them.

    3. Suthenboy

      So a crazy vegan. Now there is something new.

    4. NOT a Naked Intruder

      An “obstruction” charge? Could that be because she insisted on them getting a warrant (which they did)? I don’t see anything else in the article that would support that charge, so I’m thinking they found a P.O.P. charge to hang on her blessedly crazy ass.

  22. Have the squirrels migrated over here?

    1. UnCivilServant

      Or some mutant variant.

    2. We have larger nuts.

  23. Suthenboy

    Does anyone else find this more than a little disturbing?

    “Barack Obama is turning his new home in the posh Kalorama section of the nation’s capital – just two miles away from the White House – into the nerve center of the mounting insurgency against his successor, President Donald J. Trump.”

    http://www.wnd.com/2017/03/valerie-jarrett-moves-into-obamas-new-home/

    Apparently no one told that POS twink that after you leave the Oval office you are supposed to go fishing and keep your goddamned fucking mouth shut. This isnt a third world banana republic.

    I suppose President Not-My-Fault is dreaming of somehow getting back into the White House without ending up on the end of a rope? I always disagreed with the Democrat party but I just thought of them as the other side of the American coin. They are looking less and less like that and more like an enemy.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Not clicking on a WND article because… I’m not. But this isn’t surprising to anyone, is it?

    2. Viking1865

      Apparently no one told that POS twink that after you leave the Oval office you are supposed to go fishing and keep your goddamned fucking mouth shut. This isnt a third world banana republic.

      Chesterton’s gate. These people are fucking historical ignoramuses, they don’t see what the problem is.

    3. westernsloper

      Does anyone else find this more than a little disturbing?

      Yes. He is so full of himself it is frightening.

    4. WTF

      Now that Obama has set a new precedent in actively trying to sabotage a new administration, do they really think Trump won’t pull the same shit down the road? They really can’t think ahead, can they?

      1. The Elite Elite

        Well, they’re used to regular Republicans, who always turn the other cheek. Old habits and all that.

      2. Suthenboy

        I am just not sure what they hope to accomplish.

        1. ??
        2. Trump out
        3. people fall in love with Obama again and he is coronated?

    5. Chipwooder

      The motherfucker will never, ever go away

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in Soviet Client State news

    Prior to this report, most congressional Republicans were resistant to the idea of appointing a special prosecutor to investigate the contacts between Russia and Trump campaign officials and surrogates – insisting that the ongoing FBI investigation and congressional committees already looking into the issue was more than enough.

    That’s going to become an untenable position for Republicans – starting with Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell – in light of this new information about Sessions. Not only is there a very serious question about whether Sessions misled – whether purposely or accidentally – his colleagues while under oath, but this is only the latest incident involving unanswered questions about the ties between Trump, his top advisers and Russia.

    Jeff Sessions plotted with the KGB to hand over them newklurr codes, or maybe he just wanted to chat about the weather in Vladivostok.

    WE’LL NEVER KNOW WITHOUT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR!

    1. So…they’re saying an FBI investigation isn’t enough?

      Because it’s not impartial? The results of such an investigation would not be reliable?

      Did this unreliability start on Jan. 20?

    2. Count Potato

      That nonsense is already on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Sessions#Russia_controversy

      And I don’t see how Sessions actually lied.

      “In short: Where there’s smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke, most reasonable people will assume there is fire”

      Unless, it’s because people have been blowing that smoke out of their ass for months. The DNC blamed the Russians for the leak right after it was published. Which was way before they could known who did it. Even now, the evidence that it was Russia is very weak.

      1. TucoRamirez

        i don’t understand what they would hope to accomplish trying to investigate trump/russia connections. say they get evidence of exactly what they want, that he’s a manchurian candidate? then what?

        1. Gilmore

          impeach, presumably

          or make lots of moaning noises about it, because the GOP congress *won’t*.

          its like you don’t even politics bro

    3. Suthenboy

      Trump should appoint exactly the same number of special prosecutors that Obama did. That’s fair, isnt it?

      1. WTF

        There was no need for a special prosecutor for things as trivial as using the IRS to target political opponents, or to investigate what happened at Benghazi and why they lied about it, or what went on with Hillary’s intentional mishandling of classified information and destruction of evidence, or why a DNC operative who was caught admitting to paying thugs to instigate violence at trump events was at the White House over 300 times and met with Obama dozens of times, or why Hillary’s State Department approved sale of a huge portion of America’s uranium supply to the Russians after the Russians donated $25 million to the Clinton slush fund. That was all trivial bullshit, not like this Sessions talking to a Russian stuff.

    4. R C Dean

      This will be an interesting test of the DemOp Media’s ability to actually influence what happens in DC. This is a bona fide fake scandal, as far as I can tell. They are trying to hang Sessions for talking to ambassadors as a Senator, a perfectly normal and appropriate thing to do. Unless there’s a smoking gun that these conversations were inappropriate in some way, its a big nothing.

      A smart Repub operative would pull the records on all the times the Russian ambassador met with Democrat Senators, and ask if they should be investigated and possibly removed from office. If Trump really wants to hit back, he would appoint a special prosecutor to look into Sessions’ conversations, and then expand the prosecutors’ remit to include every Senator who talked to the Russian ambassador.

      It can be very effective to give people exactly what they are asking for, and a little more. “Give them what they want, and then give them what you want”.

      1. R C Dean

        See, stuff like Senator McCaskill claiming she never met with the Russians, even though she did, according to her own Twitter feed:

        http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/445407/

      2. The Last American Hero

        As my master used to say, “Don’t give them what they want, give them what they are asking for.”

  25. Warty

    This place needs less Trump fellatio. And more tits. And more Mastodon.

    And more third links.

    1. UnCivilServant

      What’s the price of Rhubidium and Palladium these days?

      Or are you catching the gold bug?

      1. UnCivilServant

        Before I commented that said “More Metal”.

        I swear. This is why I don’t support the idea of an edit button.

        1. Warty

          You seem confused. Are you hallucinating?

        2. Warty

          But yeah, my practice on my phone is to make a placeholder post, then edit it to insert my links. It’s considerably easier than typing out the HTML on the shitty phone keyboard.

          1. straffinrun

            You can do that on FB, too. Post something like, “End the Patriarchy!” and then edit the original post to something like, “Make me a sammich, skank” and the likes stay the same. Screen grab it and get those people who liked the post fired. It’s a pastime, anyways.

        3. Count Potato

          It did read “metal”. Anyway, I think only some posters have edit buttons.

          1. *looks innocent*

    2. I tried to post an Emma Watson link, but the squirrels kept eating it.

    3. westernsloper

      And more tits.

      Holy sweet jesus…….bdbdbdbd bunk, brb.

    4. This Machine

      Fuck yeah, Mastodon.

  26. Brett L

    I don’t know about you guys, but if I viewed porn for up to six hours a day every day at work for years, I would have reached the end of the internet.

    1. straffinrun

      I had a coworker that would watch porn. He wouldn’t pleasure himself. Just would watch it in the break room during his breaks. YTF would you do that?

      1. Pomp

        How do you know he doesn’t insert a buttplug before he leaves the bathroom?

    2. Pat

      I can’t think of anything clever to say, so how about “Even if you take away their porn they’re still going to be fucking the taxpayers”.

    3. Chipwooder

      I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but there’s a saturation point with porn where it just doesn’t do much for you anymore. I mean, 20 minutes of a girl being spitroasted is great. Six hours of it would get boring.

  27. Trials and Trippelations

    From the Underwear article

    ‘Yeast and bacteria love a warm, moist, dark environment

    You know who else loves a warm, moist, dark environment?

    1. Pat

      Vault Boy?

    2. UnCivilServant

      Gollum?

    3. ElspethFlashman

      scabies?

    4. Fetuses?
      Unborn children?

    5. Trials and Trippelations

      No, STEVE SMITH?
      What’s wrong with you people

    6. Old Man With Candy

      Gilmore’s mom?

      1. bacon-magic

        I thought it was Winston’s mom? Are we opening it up to everyone? *waits expectantly*

    7. straffinrun

      I know! I know! *Waves hand vigorously*

    8. Suthenboy

      Liver flukes?

    9. Chipwooder

      Mushrooms?

    10. Violent Sociopath

      STEVE SMITH?

      1. Violent Sociopath

        Dammit, this is what I get for not reading the whole comment thread.

    11. Jesus! It is always Hitler!

  28. Slammer

    Los Alamos Expert: U.S. Unable to Conduct Nuclear Tests

    Test readiness shortfalls include lack of people, infrastructure to gauge reliability of nuclear arms

    According to John C. Hopkins, former head of nuclear testing at Los Alamos National Laboratory, the Energy Department needs to bolster testing capabilities that could be needed in a future national emergency.

    “With every day that passes, the United States grows more out of practice and out of resources—including the most important resource: people with experience—that are critical to nuclear testing,” Hopkins stated

    Based on his experience and knowledge of what is needed in terms of skills, equipment, facilities, and infrastructure for a full-scale nuclear test, “I have grown increasingly concerned at the steady degradation of U.S. nuclear test readiness—that is, the capability of the United States to test its nuclear weapons should the need to do so arise,” Hopkins said.

    The U.S. government halted all large nuclear tests in 1992 and further codified the ban by adopting an international moratorium on nuclear testing in 1996 under the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty. The treaty was signed and informally adopted despite never being ratified by the Senate over concerns its anti-testing provisions could not be verified.

    1. Juice

      good?

  29. Pope Jimbo

    Oh the humanity!

    I hate the welfare palace we built for the Vikings as much as anyone, but the fucking Audubon Society needs to shut the fuck up.

    If they really think it is such a horror show, why not start a GoFundMe account to raise the money to upgrade the glass. Stop demanding that others spend their money to make you happy.

    1. Tundra

      One of us in the comments:

      g9482ag
      MAR. 1, 17
      9:58 PM
      Most of these comments are very sinister and unwelcoming to birds.

      I’d like to see a tax-funded necropsy on each bird. We must understand the percentage of these dead birds that were already unhealthy, and likely would have died within days or weeks of natural causes.

      If the study shows the majority of these birds were otherwise healthy, a trust could be established (also tax-funded) and funneled towards the surviving birds families.

    2. Trials and Trippelations

      The birds that get roasted out west flying through the solar farms are just collateral damage as we make the world a safer, green place.

      1. WTF

        Also the birds shredded by the wind farms.

        1. UnCivilServant

          I tell you, we set up a power plant/restaurant combo: wind farm – solar plant – seating. The birds get chopped, cooked and land on the tables. Very little staff needed.

          1. WTF

            It would probably be your only chance to eat a Bald Eagle.

          2. Max Coins

            Mmmm… KFE….

    3. UnCivilServant

      Here I was thinking you meant the Scandanavian insanity.

    1. Tundra

      Because your wife won’t let you date?

      1. straffinrun

        She would’ve let me join Hillarysingles.

        1. Tundra

          Ewwwww.

  30. JD

    Not sure how I feel about numbered links. Better than none, I suppose.

    1. Mike Schmidt

      But are they better than bullets points? We will find out soon

    2. What gives me the red ass is that Gilmore hasn’t even shown up yet when they were made that way just for him.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        He was here a few hours after they were implemented. At the moment, he’s busy defending his mother’s honor, which is more than she ever did.

        1. Gilmore

          but since i’m here….. why the sudden interest in my poor Momma?

      2. Gilmore

        What gives me the red ass is that Gilmore hasn’t even shown up yet

        Sloopy, i’ve never been big on AM-Links

        I actually try and get work done until ~lunch

    3. Gilmore

      FAR BETTER THAN NONE!

      It reflects an openness to diversity.

  31. Jefe Hayek

    The Gut Punch of Girls. What Lena Dunham Got Right About Powerful Male Authors

    Wherein the author describes how she wanted to use her sexuality to get what she wanted, but was “used” by a male author to get what he wanted. See, using your perceived power* to get what you want is OK. However, someone doing the exact same thing, and even being more transparent about it blurs the line between consent and rape.

    *This point always confuses me. If we live in a rape culture, why do most women assume (rightly) that they can use the possibility of having sex with them as a bargaining chip? If this were truly a rape culture, you wouldn’t be able to dole out and withdraw consent in the first place.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    America sucks, ch. 3,862

    After my trip to rural America, I returned to my sheep and my strangely old-fashioned life. I am surrounded by beauty, and a community, and an old way of doing things that has worked for a long time rather well. I have come home convinced that it is time to think carefully, both within America and without, about food and farming and what kind of systems we want.

    The future we have been sold doesn’t work. Applying the principles of the factory floor to the natural world just doesn’t work. Farming is more than a business. Food is more than a commodity. Land is more than a mineral resource.

    Despite the growing scale of the problem, no major mainstream politician has taken farming or food seriously for decades. With the presidential campaign over and a president in the White House whom rural Kentuckians helped elect, the new political establishment might want to think about this carefully.

    Suddenly, rural America matters. It matters for the whole world.

    And, of course, this impassioned cri de coeur by our Limey scold contains nothing by way of substance, merely a recitation of the various and plainly obvious flaws of the American Way.

    “I like living like a medieval subsistence farmer, with my internet and BBC World Feed, and a check from the government to make up the difference between my grotesque self-imposed inefficiency and those infernal New Zealanders’ roly poly grass fed lambs. Because the Americans are a bunch of savages.”

    1. WTF

      Yes, all that excess food America produces so efficiently and cheaply really harms the world, especially the poor third-worlders the excess gets exported to. Fucking idiot.

    2. Jefe Hayek

      Also, why the hell is he talking about food when discussing his trip to Kentucky?

      Eastern KY – Subsistence farming, at best

      Central KY – Tobacco, horses, smattering of grain mostly for feed

      Western KY – Soybeans, tobacco, corn, tiny bit of cotton

      Rural Kentucky’s decline as fuck all to do with factory farming or changing food production

      1. robc

        I am not sure it has declined so much as it hasn’t grown like the rest of the country. So some people in rural KY areas are still living at 1970s levels or something.

      2. Mike Schmidt

        ^This.^ If he wanted an honest look at American “Factory Farming” he’d head to the plains states. That’s where all the action is at.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Applying the principles of the factory floor to the natural world just doesn’t work.

      What a fucking idiot. I’ve been taking Ag classes for shits and there’s a lot that applies. Reducing costs and increasing yields is huge concern. A lot of the stuff that seems foo-foo on the outside like reducing fertilizer use or going organic is a farmer trying to cut his costs (runoff into streams isn’t doing anything for his crops) or catering to a more profitable market.

  33. Brawndo

    God Rachel Dolezal is so racist. Just because youre homeless doesn’t make you black.

  34. Pomp

    People across the political spectrum are freaking out at the Trump administration’s plan to cut the EPA by 20 percent. I’m right there with them. The whole idea seems absurd and arbitrary and I believe it sends the wrong message. I mean, he should be abolishing the entire damn department.

    Let’s draw some attention to news that EPA employees are now using popular encryption schemes for communication in The Age of Trump. If you fucks [at the EPA] decide to do this kind of activity on the clock, and with EPA resources, prepare for the hammer to come down on your fucking asses if you get caught, assholes, your salaries, pointless conferences, and administrative junkets are extracted from us and pads the public debt. Be prepared to face the music if you don’t follow Pruitt’s guidelines to the letter, assholes; you play with the fire of bureaucracy, don’t be surprised if you get burned.

    EPA bureaucrats: the new persecuted Christians? Should the dumb stick figure flower EPA logo be their Jesus fish symbol?

    1. Rhywun

      I can’t wait until this whole song and dance is repeated for the Education department. The gnashing of teeth will be epic.

      1. Pomp

        #schadenfreude – I have a semi just thinking about it. The stakes are much higher at the EPA and there’s just way too many lawless bureaucrats there that are too fucking dumb to fall in line. If a 20% staff purge happens, I think I may have to take the week off from all other preoccupations, because drinking proggy tears will have me visiting the urinal every 5 minutes. Bureaucrat tears – rich in electrolytes.

    2. R C Dean

      EPA employees are now using popular encryption schemes for communication

      I don’t see how that’s not illegal. They are either (a) encrypting their work communications on work computers, which violates FOIA or (b) encrypting work-related communications on private computers, which violates FOIA. I’m betting the NSA could lay down a list of employees who are doing this (work or “private”), and you could terminate them for cause. Or even just pull their access to work computers, and give them $1.00/year “jobs”.

      1. Pomp

        I’m sure there’s a form letter for generating subpoenas. The delicious part is that Pruitt’s team didn’t make the template.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Rural Kentucky’s decline as fuck all to do with factory farming or changing food production

    Don’t you get it? Subsistence farming is picturesque! He came to Kentucky to see the pickaninnies toiling in their rock-strewn fields, plowing with emaciated mules and hoeing beetroots while their darkskinned children fed chickens and ancient hound dogs dozed on the porch! He wuz robbed!

    1. Drake

      I thought everyone there was a millionaire who raised thoroughbred horses or distilled artisan bourbon? I was planning on gong there to do both.

    2. R C Dean

      Its like you haven’t seen the documentary “Justified”.

  36. Rufus the Monocled

    $65 million advance for the mediocre orator? They really expect sales to be that high?

    1. R C Dean

      Its a time-honored system for laundering money to politicians.

      1. Drake

        Sort of like Bill Clinton collecting a quarter million for making a speech to some Russian businessmen.

    2. UnCivilServant

      “Sales”? No, they’re buying someone they think has influence left.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        An AA President’s influence is limited. He had his ride and did little with it.

  37. R C Dean

    Whoa, there’s a new Alien flick on the way? How did I not know this?

    https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/03/01/5-reasons-new-alien-covenant-trailer-gives-us-hope/

    1. John Titor

      Because Scott burned a lot of his rep with Prometheus hype.

      1. Pomp

        I or II?

      2. Count Potato

        Prometheus was a titanic failure.

        1. Agent Cooper

          But the movie Titanic was not.

          Discuss.

    2. Watched the trailer… didn’t see James Franco. I am disappoint.

  38. This Machine

    In DoD News:

    As both nations reportedly attempt to expand their nuclear arsenals, Mattis advised caution, stating that each country’s nuclear inventory is already “swole as fuck.” However, he also noted that the U.S. has packed on far more mass in conventional weapons since the end of the Cold War, whereas Russia has been in a “cutting phase.”

    “Their Air Force is so puny it reminds me of Sergey Lavrov’s calves,” said Mattis of the Foreign Minister, “and don’t even get me started on Putin. The KGB must have that guy pushing too many pencils.”

    Overall, Mattis said the meeting was productive and that both parties were able to come to an agreement not to skip leg day. He also counseled Russian diplomats on protein intake and proper hydration.

  39. bacon-magic

    The 39-year-old will now be called Nkechi Amare Diallo

    Rachel…you should’ve changed to it to “Nubian Awanna Derma”

    1. Rhywun

      “What’s a Nubian?”

      1. bacon-magic

        Gay Jay, is that you? Sorry for your loss. Bill Weld is a punk-ass bitch. Aleppo is in Syria and Hillary Clinton is a corrupt piece of crap.

        1. Rhywun

          Sigh.

          1. Rhywun

            Hey – where’d my link go?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHLJfxfXHBg

          2. bacon-magic

            Nice.

      2. UnCivilServant

        Anubian – Adj. like, of, or relating to, Anubis

  40. The Late P Brooks

    $65 million advance for the mediocre orator? They really expect sales to be that high?

    Tom Steyer will probably cover it by himself, out of the kitchen money drawer.

    1. tarran

      One of the small pleasures of the current political climate is watching Tom Steyer blow his hard earned money on ineffectual attempts to impose his theocracy on the U.S.

  41. bacon-magic

    Cool option button on Monocle! Time-zone option doesn’t change anything though…Centrists unite!

  42. Zero Sum Game

    Rachel Dolezal should pull a Prince and insist that everyone refer to her as the Attention Whore Formerly Known as White.

    1. Jimbo

      That would be truth in advertising, so we can’t have any of it.

  43. Jimbo

    I don’t have any beef with Chelgren.

  44. Zunalter

    Chelgren’s Senate File 288 would require that state universities determine the party affiliation of professors and then implement a hiring freeze until there are no more than 10 percent more Democrats than Republicans or vice versa.

    This is retarded, but I suppose if you are going to take state money, you had better be ready to go full retard according to the whims of the State.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      I’d be impressed, just because it’d probably set a record for how fast a law is struck down for being fantastically unconstitutional.

    2. R C Dean

      You would suddenly discover that a lot of “Republicans” are crypto-marxist SJWs. Or maybe that’s the other way around.

      Regardless, if the lily-whitest woman ever can get one of the top law prof jobs in the whole country solely on the basis of a transparent lie about her Amerind heritage, then I expect the proggiest, wokest profs in academia will be getting jobs based solely on transparent lies about their political beliefs.

    3. Juice

      So what if you’re a Republican but identify as a Democrat? Or what if you have no political affiliation.

  45. Number.6

    I just have to say, ladies, gentlemen and otherkin, that I’m utterly gobsmacked.

    I go away on a couple of business trips, come back, and just for nostalgia’s sake, go to the old place. It’s a dramatic testament to the hideous power of a well-supported boycott. Under 100 postings across all H’n’R articles by noon Thursday!

    Glibertarians, I doff my top hat to you all. Bravo.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Not our intention to do a boycott or in any way harm anyone else. We’re just out here having fun and being delighted that y’all are joining in. Let a thousand flowers of evil bloom.

      1. Number.6

        OK, it’s simply an “expression of preference”. Gotcha :/

        1. Number.6

          Why does my gravatar look like a set of ‘nads?

  46. Juice

    There may the odd occasion when it is sorely tempting to fish a pair of [panties] out of the laundry basket, however Dr Cannon confirms this is a bad idea.

    barf

    1. Number.6

      That’s my MO she’s dissing there!