Monday Afternoon Links — My Shame is Great Edition

So… I kind of fucked up saving the links on Friday and fucked off to the pub. Then screwed up fixing the links on my phone. Sorry to Playa Manhattan, Vhyrus, and that bus full of tourists from Nebraska who got an up-close and personal Florida Man experience late Friday night. My shame is great, and I am sorrier than a politician caught sending dick pics.

First up, apparently Bill Weld thought that pro-Clinton statists were under-represented in the Libertarian field in 2016, intends to fix that for 2020. “If he decides to run, Weld may prove to be one of the more qualified candidates looking at the prospects of the Libertarian race in 2020.” No. no he would definitely not be qualified to hold a libertarian jock.

Gangs in Brazilian Favelas becoming legitimate police forces, start blaming shootings of tourists on “accidents”.

Salon needs a sugar daddy. 15 years ago, Salon used to do some interesting long-form stuff that was intended to rival the “better” magazines. I haven’t been back in probably 10, so I have no idea what their business model is — besides failing — now.

Damn, dude. Nobody deserves to be killed for being stupid, but even invertebrates can learn to change their behavior after being wounded 10 previous times.

Moscow to accelerate switch to Euro and away from dollar for settlement payments.

I know that “junk bonds” is a technical slang-term now, but with Tesla it seems apropos. Especially after they collected $1000/head in pre-orders.

I deserve today’s music.

Comments

378 responses to “Monday Afternoon Links — My Shame is Great Edition”

    1. Bobarian LMD

      What is a Leppo?

      1. A Fuggin White Male

        Dude Weed LMAO

    2. PBRstreetgang

      What 9 year old wants a birthday cake like that? Shouldn’t he want Transformers or TMNT or somesuch? That’s really sad to me that a 9 year is that emotionally invested in a politician.
      And his spelling ain’t so hot either.

      1. I’m reminded of the little girl who got killed at the Gabby Giffords rally. I wonder if the media will praise this boy for being interested in politics.

      2. Just Say’n

        All good points. But, I still never pass up an opportunity to mock what a terrible candidate Gay Jay was

        1. PBRstreetgang

          I read somewhere that after climbing Everest GJ forgot to put his oxygen mask back on for a couple minutes (?). A friend theorized he suffered permanent brain damage from the oxygen deprivation. No clue if that’s possible in the timespan, but if possible might explain him.

          1. Just Say’n

            I’m certainly not about the blame the weed, so let’s go with that

          2. pan fried wylie

            Add everyone who has ever played Who Can Hold Their Breath Underwater The Longest to that list I guess.

          3. Brett L

            Bonus points if an older sibling “helped”.

          4. DOOMco

            I made got my brother to put the electric dog collar on and walk through the fence once.
            He still brings that up.

          5. Mad Scientist

            THIS is what little brothers are for.

          6. PBRstreetgang

            I think I played that once as a child, but never notic-….. ***loses focus and wanders off***

      3. Gadfly

        What 9 year old wants a birthday cake like that?

        I’d tend to agree, but the story could be in a better light if we had more information. It said he wanted a cake that looked like the MAGA hat, and I could see some kid wanting a hat cake like that if they had a hat like that they wore a lot. If you were a 9-yo and your grandpa/uncle/dad gave you a hat that you liked to wear and then you saw the president wearing the same hat on TV, I could see that being a good reason for asking for a cake like that. But if he asked for that because he likes Trump the politician, that’s a little weird.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          After Sugar Free’s stories, I can’t believe Child Welfare wasn’t called when he wrote that he had a cake in the shape of the hat.

        2. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          I suddenly remember a six-year-old girl who came in with her grandma when I worked as a fabric cutter at JoAnn’s. The grandma was showing everyone in the store the girl’s birthday cake because it had been “so cute.” The girl liked to go hunting with her dad, so she had them make a birthday cake that had a little fondant version of herself standing with a little fondant version of a dead deer with frosting blood coming out of it. I almost threw up right there in the store. Some kids want some weird birthday cakes.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Dave’s not here, man.

    4. A Leap at the Wheel

      Trump, for all his massive faults, is better at this game than an R in living memory. In the words of Marco Rubio, he knows exactly what he is doing.

  1. Moscow to accelerate switch to Euro and away from dollar for settlement payments.

    Cool link, bro.

    1. IntraveneousWoodChipper

      60% of the time, it works every time.

  2. John Titor

    “If he decides to run, Weld may prove to be one of the more qualified candidates looking at the prospects of the Libertarian race in 2020.”

    I move that all Libertarian Party Presidential nominations now be decided by martial combat to the death.

    1. Behold!

      It can’t be any less respectable than the last LP primary.

      The biggest question is what weapons should they use, and should it be a straight up arena combat or more “Most Dangerous Game”-esque hunt?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Hunger Games. Grab what weapons you can, stalk your enemies until only one remains.

        1. Behold!

          If we do that, you might get someone like STEVE SMITH as the LP nominee. And after typing that out, I now heartily endorse this method.

        2. John Titor

          John McAfee, Six Time Libertimurder Bowl Champion.

          1. Brett L

            No Qhaddaffi-style bodyguards allowed. Although I did see a story that he got attacked by someone wielding a knife at FreedomFest, but I couldn’t substantiate it, so I didn’t link it.

          2. Vhyrus

            Oh my god please.

          3. Brett L

            Here it is. I couldn’t find a decent link anywhere. Just twitter and rumor.

          4. DOOMco

            yes.

          5. bacon-magic

            I think he could run the shitshow.

      2. Florida Man

        I vote aluminum bats in a battle royal.

      3. I noticed all you shitlords plan on ignoring the evening gown and swimsuit competition so the trannies come on the libertarian train, and plan on jumping straight into terrordome.
        Didn’t GayJay’s 2016’s outreach at the expense of free association teach you anything?

        1. Behold!

          Well obviously the contestants in the terrordome would be oiled up and wearing swimsuits (yes Kristen and Jesse, the men would be too.)

          1. Well I assume it’s gonna be men. After all, there are no female libertarians.

    2. kbolino

      Was there a rash of non-citizen, non-resident, under-35 candidates in the LP?

    3. A Leap at the Wheel

      Irrelevant news from an irrelevant party. Hotelings law is a thing, and if the 2016 presidential elections didn’t cause one of the two parties to dissolve, I don’t think anything will. Better to gain control of an existing party than continue with this sham.

    4. Grumbletarian

      And if Bill Weld isn’t qualified enough, just wait until he names Hillary his running mate.

  3. Bobarian LMD

    sorrier than a politician caught sending dick pics

    I don’t think Carlos Danger was ever the least bit sorry about that.

    1. Gadfly

      I think he was sorry…that he got caught.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I think he liked the humiliation and was too self-centered and delusional to realize the damage he was doing.

  4. I, for one, forgive you, Brett L. Friday, after all, is made for drinking and wenching.

    1. John Titor

      I think it speaks very positively of Brett L’s character that he is taking full responsibility for Vhyrus screwing up.

    2. Agent Cooper

      Who is this Brett L. Friday character?

  5. Juvenile Bluster

    Salon might go away? But what will all the former libertarians who realized the error of their ways and turned progressive do then?

    1. F. Stupidity Jr.

      reason.com

      1. bravo, good sir.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        Okay, that got a laugh out of me. Good one.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        That is only for progressives who claim to still be libertarians.

      4. bacon-magic

        You win.

      5. A Leap at the Wheel

        Brutal.

      6. Custrel

        Kudos to you sir! And kudos again!

    2. John Titor

      Back to the article generator that they came from.

    3. Behold!

      …Hitler?

  6. F. Stupidity Jr.

    First up, apparently Bill Weld thought that pro-Clinton statists were under-represented in the Libertarian field in 2016, intends to fix that for 2020. “If he decides to run, Weld may prove to be one of the more qualified candidates looking at the prospects of the Libertarian race in 2020.” No. no he would definitely not be qualified to hold a libertarian jock.

    Colin Powell for vice president.

    1. The Last American Hero

      Sorry, but after the way that guy shamed himself for W by going to the UN with dodgy photos in the lead up the Iraq War, I can’t get behind him.

  7. Gilmore

    re: Bill Weld

    (looks at who published that story)

    Drew Clark, Editor

    drew@thejacknews.com

    The former opinion editor of the Deseret News of Salt Lake City, Utah’s oldest and most influential newspaper, Clark also wrote a weekly political column there until taking a leave of absence to serve as communications advisor on the presidential campaign of Gary Johnson and Bill Weld.

    1. I would have guessed Evan McMuffin.

    2. DOOMco

      They really have a circle don’t they

      1. Gilmore

        yeah you don’t really need to do a whole lot of work decoding the libertarian party/media-conspiracy

  8. Juvenile Bluster

    ROADZ!

    I applaud this couple.

    Fun facts: Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein are former residents of this street.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      Uffda! that is the best story ever.

      Too bad Pelosi isn’t still living there. I bet her head would explode if she got slapped with a parking/road use fee.

      On the other hand, I’m glad she isn’t there because then this couple would be fucked by the govt and no one in SF would feel bad for them at all.

    2. Somalian Road Corporation

      Nancy Pelosi Drive itself isn’t too far away.

  9. Vhyrus

    The father of four had previously survived being shot in the head, leaving him temporarily brain-damaged, according to his website.

    Yeaaahhh…. about that….

  10. Just Say’n

    “apparently Bill Weld thought that pro-Clinton statists were under-represented in the Libertarian field in 2016, intends to fix that for 2020”

    Can we just all agree that the Libertarian Party is basically the Reform Party now and that there is nothing ‘libertarian’ about it. Last cycle they hate two senate candidates in two different states calling for nationalized healthcare.

    They’re not interested in dismantling the state anymore- they just want to ‘reform’ it. They’re making you’re average conservative look like a radical.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      And they’re still the best political party we have.

      *sobs quietly*

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        (dammit, hit post before I meant to. Stupid lack of edit button. Fuck you, admins)
        fuck you too
        Though some state-level LPs are fine. Florida’s is pretty good (the existence of Augustus Invictus notwithstanding)

        1. Just Say’n

          Augustus Invictus is the shame of the Libertarian Party. Vermin Supreme must shake his head at how bizarre Augustus Invictus is

          1. F. Stupidity Jr.

            THE shame? What about Thong Guy?

          2. Just Say’n

            A guy who hiked through the desert and then sacrificed a lamb and later changed his name to the “unconquered sun” or something, wins ‘crazy’ in my book.

          3. John Titor

            He’s also a weirdo pagan white nationalist, which makes him both ideologically distant along with being insane.

          4. Just Say’n

            Exactly.

        2. Just Say’n

          Very vindictive admin people.

          Why not post a Gary Johnson meme, since it is the topic of the conversation?

          1. Vhyrus

            If I had a picture of Gary Johnson’s anus I wouldn’t need to pretend to work all day.

          2. Just Say’n

            Good point. You know there has to be Gary Johnson anus pics floating around somewhere. He seems like the kind of guy that would have someone blackmailing him with anus pics

          3. Bobarian LMD

            He seems like the kind of guy who would freely give out anus pics, just for the asking.

          4. Vhyrus

            You’re confusing him and Mcafee.

          5. Why just think of the hundreds of dollars you could make blackmailing Johnson over pics of his naked buns!

          6. bacon-magic

            I’m sure there is a johnson in anus pic out there. Possibly while rock climbing.

          7. Somalian Road Corporation
        3. Juvenile Bluster

          My wife is a crazy cat lady. Your cat butts can’t phase me.

        4. And to think I got my cat-butt for only asking for a hat-tip.

        5. At any given time there’s about a 30% chance I’m looking at real live cat butt. Bump that up to 75% if I’m trying to watch a movie; 95% if there’s a chance they can dip their tail into my drink. I’m not sure I’d notice a mere picture of a cat butt.

          1. Worker and Parasite

            If I’m sitting down, it’s a 75% chance for me.

    2. Negroni Please

      How about Reform Libertarian. Kinda like how Reform Judaism reformed it by removing all the judaism.

      1. Vhyrus

        Jews for Jesus?

      2. Bobarian LMD
      3. The Last American Hero

        We can still keep the weird haircuts and facial hair though, right?

      4. Akira

        You know who else sought to remove all the Judaism?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Herod?

        2. Agent Cooper

          Dyke March Organizers?

        3. Custrel

          Farrakhan?

    3. Behold!

      At this point I’m wondering if it might be better to try Fabian libertarianism through the GOP rather than sticking with the squishy, infighting LP. Yeah the GOP is full of some terrible politicians (*cough* McCain *cough*) but with the two party system it’s also our only avenue right now to get more guys like Rand and Amash in to actually do something.

      1. Just Say’n

        Ah, the Austen Peterson approach. We’ll see if he wins

        1. DOOMco

          *crosses fingers*

        2. The Zenome Project

          I hope he wins, but I think that he would be better served by running a House seat first, though the Missouri Senate seat is as juicy as they come. A lot of less-informed people are afraid that he’s too “open borders” for the primary.

      2. Vhyrus

        don’t worry, McCain is just about out of sand in his hourglass of destruction.

        1. I hope his life is long and comfortable…and led in retirement.

      3. The LP seems more and more like it’s geared towards people who never stopped being snotty teenagers and less like a serious political party interested in governance. Between the in-fighting and the grandstanding, the willingness to die on the stupidest possible hills, and the…let’s call it willingness to be ideologically flexible if it seems like it will poll well with the millennials or win some Progressives over, they’re just a goddamned mess.

        Look at Paul, Amash, Massie…those guys have and seem to stand pretty firmly by them, but they also look like serious people who know what they’re doing. Where are those people in the LP? Who are the adults in the room for the LP?

  11. Florida Man

    Somebody really wanted Mazi dead badly smh,” Zoey Dollaz wrote on Twitter. “Well I hope that beef is squashed now it’s like damn whatever he did hope it’s forgiven now.”

    I like that his friends assumed he had that one coming. I hope my family shares the same sentiment if/when I’m gunned down.

    1. Vhyrus

      If I die in a hail of gunfire my tombstone better fucking read “You should have seen the other guys!”

    2. “Well I hope that beef is squashed now it’s like damn whatever he did hope it’s forgiven now.”

      …so what’s the worst that can happen if someone’s still holding a grudge against him?

      1. MikeS

        Weekend at Yung Mazi’s Crib?

  12. Mad Scientist

    So… I kind of fucked up saving the links on Friday and fucked off to the pub.

    That’s not a very Florida man story. Tell us what really happened.

    1. Brett L

      My lawyer advised me not to describe or even allude to incidents that may or may not have taken place on or about Friday evening in my immediate vicinity.

      1. Behold!

        And even if it had taken place, they totally deserved it.

        1. Brett L

          I’m told we wait until specific allegations are made before taking that position.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Will you at least admit that you’re BP’s model for Random Drunken Asshole?

    2. He can’t remember, and the embarassing videos haven’t surfaced yet.

  13. Vhyrus

    It’s Monday, I don’t want to work… dance for me monkeys!

    1. mexican sharpshooter
  14. Gilmore

    re: Tesla

    high-yield junk bond offering

    if they think they can get a better deal selling debt than shares, they are basically taking equity holders for a ride.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Question: Will Musk turn out to be the next PT Barnum, or Bernie Madoff?

      1. Gilmore

        i think he’s in a different category. Barnum fooled people who wanted to be fooled. Madoff sold people who believed the markets were rigged, and people like him were the ones in charge of the rigging.

        Musk’s business model relies on the need for rich people to advertise their woke-nes. I don’t think his actual customers will fail him, but i do think the markets will.

        Selling HY debt is a sign that the company thinks its “cheaper” to pay 5%+ than it is to flog more equity. which should make any stockholder dump the shit posthaste.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Musk is fooling watermelons who want to be fooled and selling to investors who believe the government has rigged the market with the subsidies.

          So maybe a combo?

          1. Custrel

            Musk melons. Mmmmmm.

  15. Mythical Libertarian Woman

    If Bill Weld gets the nomination, I’m changing my voter registration and never looking back. Fuck him.

    1. kbolino

      I changed mine to Republican a while back because a) the LP never holds primaries in my state, b) I’m still on the losing side (I live in MD), but c) they do occasionally win elections. If I’m gonna sell out, I ought to get something for my trouble.

      1. I can’t register LP in my state. They don’t get that privilege unless they get enough votes in a gubernatorial election.

        1. kbolino

          Ohio?

          I remember going back and forth with a Reason troll about that state’s blatant attempts to suppress third parties. The whole thing turned into unintentional self-parody when said troll decided to hold up Ohio’s process as an example of the rule of law.

          1. mr simple

            Yeah, there are like 16 parties on the registration, but the best I could do was “Other,” which I guess suits me best.

    2. SugarFree

      I’ve left my LP because I think it’s why I’m 47 and have still yet to be called for jury duty.

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        I’ve been called twice in Oregon and once in California since registering LP. My group has always been dismissed before even making it to the courthouse, though.

        1. SugarFree

          I mean, I should serve on juries, of course, but now it’s this weird sort of game of chicken between the courts and me.

        2. Behold!

          It seems like it would be pretty easy to get out of jury duty. All you need is some knowledge on jury nullification and let the prosecutor know you know that and you’re out.

          1. The Last American Hero

            Or being too lazy for that, spend $2.50 to buy a copy of Art of the Deal at Half Price Books and be reading it while waiting your turn.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Bring a copy of the Bible (for when the defense is looking you over), Prairie Fire (for the prosecutor), and Starship Troopers (for Judge). You’ll be out of there before lunch.

            In all seriousness, I’d love to get sat for a jury, and it’ll never, ever, ever happen.

          3. Akira

            Am I the only one who sort of wants to be called for jury duty?

            1. It’s a day off work,
            2. I might get the chance to vote “not guilty” for some stupid drug charge.

          4. DOOMco

            I want to. Probably because I haven’t yet.
            At the same time, I want to because I believe in nullification, and would be willing to use it.
            I doubt I’ll be able to be on a jury with that combo.

          5. robc

            My jury found guilty on 2 misdemeanors. His first trial he was found guilty of 3 felonies.

          6. Mad Scientist

            Usually, jury duty means a day hanging around the courthouse, traversing metal detectors, and otherwise doing absolutely nothing. The courthouse may have wifi. Everyone will be using it and the bandwidth will be horrible. Bring a book. You’re going to spend 8 or 9 hours reading it.

          7. Akira

            Bring a book. You’re going to spend 8 or 9 hours reading it.

            For a bookworm like me, that beats the hell out of work!

            *grabs copy of Human Action*

          8. Mad Scientist

            “There was time now! It isn’t fair! There was all the time in the world!”

          9. robc

            Last time I had jury duty, I thought I would have no chance of being picked. About 2 questions into Voir Dire I looked around the pool and realized there was no way I wasn’t in the top 12.

            At least I used my power as foreman to run an efficient process and get us out of there fast. Plus my bachelor party was that night.

        3. mexican sharpshooter

          I’m unaffiliated and was called about a year ago. I brought a book and wore a clean shirt with a collar.

          None of the lawyers questioned me or even bothered talking to me at all.

          1. Worker and Parasite

            No need to question a man in a dashing top hat.

      2. robc

        I switched to GOP in order to vote for Ron Paul in 2008.

        1 jury duty before and after.

    3. The Zenome Project

      I’m still unaffiliated myself, but I will register Republican if I can vote for a libertarian-leaning guy in the primaries. I have slowly started identifying with the non-SoCon Tea Party wing, and the establishment needs a few more purges.

    4. one true athena

      So how is the shitshow of YA book twitter handling the Vulture article? WIth dignity and class, I’m sure. lol

      1. one true athena

        oops, should’ve refreshed first!

        1. If you had the wisdom of Minerva, you would have refreshed first. 😉

          1. one true athena

            ZAP!

            If anyone’s looking for Ted, he’s now a tree. I’m sure he’ll make good paper for cash register receipts.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            good paper for cash register receipts.

            Or institutional quality toilet paper.

            John Wayne TP — Just like the Duke; Rough and Tough, and Don’t Take Shit From No-one!

      2. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        I realize I’m a few hours late, but to answer your question: I’ve had two separate authors message me the link and secretly cheer about it. One of them got a mob coming after her earlier this year but she’s a small enough name that it blew over pretty quickly. I haven’t been on Twitter much since I decided to step back for my sanity, but I can imagine that it’s utter screaming meltdown, rebuttal thinkpieces, and lengthy tweet threads, while about 80% of YA authors are silently rejoicing that some attention is finally getting shed on this. I might wade back over there to snoop and see if I can mine any good derp…

        1. Mythical Libertarian Woman
  16. Gilmore

    Salon needs a sugar daddy. 15 years ago, Salon used to do some interesting long-form stuff that was intended to rival the “better” magazines. I haven’t been back in probably 10, so I have no idea what their business model is — besides failing — now.


    Since 2007, the company has been dependent on ongoing cash injections from board Chairman John Warnock and William Hambrecht, father of former Salon CEO Elizabeth Hambrecht…. Hambrecht is ///credited as one of the first major investors to recognize the value of technology and biotech companies, helping to take Apple Computer, Genentech and Adobe Systems public in the 1980s with his earlier San Francisco-based company Hambrecht & Quist, which he founded in 1968 and which also backed the IPOs of Netscape, MP3.com, and Amazon.com.

  17. The Zenome Project

    A proverbial brick off of the giant skyscraper, but hugely positive stuff from the Trump administration. No wonder the establishment and bureaucracy on both sides is terrified of him.

    The Trump administration has shed nearly 11,000 federal employees during its first six months, reversing a two year trend of gains throughout the executive branch.

    A July jobs report released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics Friday showed non-postal federal agencies employed 2,188,900 workers at the end of the month, down 2,200 from June and 10,700 from January, when Trump took office. President Trump has prioritized shrinking the civilian workforce, issuing an executive order — and follow up guidance through the Office of Management and Budget — calling on agencies to develop short and long-term strategies to cut employees. Agencies turned in preliminary drafts for those plans on June 30, which also required leaders to spell out what steps they have already taken to trim their rolls.

    Not since 2013 have federal agencies slashed jobs on such a large scale. That was when sequestration, triggered by the 2011 Budget Control Act, forced agencies to take drastic measures to cut costs. Agencies shed nearly 57,000 jobs that year, the largest drop off in any single year since 1997. The federal government began making net hiring gains again in mid 2014, and added nearly 50,000 employees in 2015 and 2016 combined.

    Trump’s comparatively small purge is unusual among his immediate predecessors; President Obama added 60,000 federal workers in his first six months in office, while President George W. Bush increased the rolls by more than 36,000.

    1. kbolino

      So the “drastic measures” undertaken in 2013 were entirely reversed before the end of 2016? Such austerity!

    2. RAHeinlein

      Let’s hope for BASE CLOSURES in the near future.

      1. The Sleeper

        If he does this, I hope it’s focused on bases in Europe. If only to watch the world shit itself in reaction.

    3. The Sleeper

      I almost wish he’d keep an official count or tweet out the metric: “Federal Jobs Destroyed”

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      I’m still waiting for all those fedgov workers who said they would quit under a Trump administration to actually, you know–quit.

      1. DOOMco

        A bunch of people I know on facebook have yet to move to Canada. They also stopped talking about it. It’s like they don’t even want to!

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Disingenuous progs? I have it on good authority that doesn’t happen.

  18. Juvenile Bluster

    re: Tesla

    CFRA equity analyst Efraim Levy said the bonds provide Tesla with funds “at least into mid-2018.”

    “There is a risk they could still run out of money,” he said. “Then you’d go back to the equity markets and hope it’s not too late” to raise more money.

    This would likely mean they’re trying to do this, and quick, to avoid a going concern modification on their next financial statements. As said, it also means they’re in deep shit, because they’d have to do a stock offering by the end of the year or January or February if they really want to push it, and if Model 3 sales aren’t looking like Tesla says they will (spoiler: they aren’t going to), there’s going to be even more trouble.

  19. Mythical Libertarian Woman

    Everything I’ve been saying about YA and Book Twitter summed up in one horrifying witch hunt.

    In other news, I just finished my contract with one publisher, so I just have two books in another series with a different publisher and then it’s goodbyyyyyye YA. At least my ongoing series is with a publisher that’s not as hideously political as the one I just finished up with. It’s just a question of surviving being around other authors and praying I don’t get a Twitter brigade going after me, basically.

    1. Brett L

      May the odds be ever in your favor.

    2. SP

      As an artist, I completely get that.

    3. John Titor

      so I just have two books in another series with a different publisher and then it’s goodbyyyyyye YA.

      And then it’s on to competing with Chuck Tingle.

    4. Does ‘YA’ stand for something other than “Young Adult” in this context?

      1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        It is young adult. My sentence in the link was kind of unclear—basically, YA Book Twitter is the worst, but all of Book Twitter is experiencing this. It’s even happening to a smaller degree in the romance community. The biggest difference is that adult romance writers don’t really need Twitter to be successful. You can get good sales without a social media presence (apart from maybe Facebook) at all. In YA, you need Twitter if you ever want to get anywhere and it’s an utter cesspool.

        1. I’ve avoided using that genre label – because I have no idea what qualifies. Mostly because I’m that guy who willingly read Melville in high school

          1. I did a book report on one of Ian Fleming’s Bond novels in sixth grade.

          2. I tried to read Fleming, but something about his style made me keep putting the book down and wander off. I never got past the paragraph about some Bulgarian gunman.

          3. The Last American Hero

            You should have stuck with it. The page about the Bulgarian honey pot was more interesting.

          4. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            On the surface it’s just books with teenage protagonists written for a teenage audience.

            In practice, it’s a competition to out-SJW each other.

            I blundered in because I’m an idiot who likes kids and thought it would be nice to write some books for them.

          5. The practice sounds dreadful – why would anyone stick around in such a market?

          6. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            Contracts. The one was contracted as a trilogy plus a novella, so I’m stuck there. The other one was a one-book deal with an option for a second. The publisher actually wound up wanting the second, but I turned it down with some dumb excuse about wanting to focus my creative energy on other projects. (Translation: I hate you all and your mandatory trigger warning policy.)

          7. Jefe Hayek

            LOL! So you mean to tell me you did something because you like it AND it because it could help someone else? Without once trying to force others to think exactly like you? Well good luck in hell you capitalist trashpig. Hope literally killing millions of lqbtq+++ POC was worth it just so you could flex your white intellectual privilege

            wypipo?!?! amifucgginrite???

          8. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            It’s even worse—the ongoing series (with the less derpy publisher) has subtle positive references to libertarianism! Probably too subtle, since I haven’t been asked to remove them so far.

          9. A Fuggin White Male

            Same here. No idea what qualifies as YA. I mostly read non-fiction on my own time. And I thought Catcher in the Rye was the shittiest piece of gutter trash ever printed.

          10. Negroni Please

            lol that’s how I describe YA fiction. “Think Catcher in the Rye, but it’s even worse”

          11. Brett L

            Taran Wanderer, Tunnel in the Sky, and Iron Sunrise (okay, technically not YA) were all great. At least two of those were explicitly written for the market. Also, the first Hunger Games novel was decent. I’m out on a limb, but I thought it was good.

          12. Negroni Please

            Taran Wanderer was in the 60’s and Tunnel int the Sky was in the 50’s. (idk Iron Sunrise). Sure there have been lots of great books written for a young adult audience in the past. But the YA genre as it stands today is quite a bit different. It’s basically comprised of sexless romance novels for retards.

          13. A Leap at the Wheel

            Your books are not YA.

      2. SugarFree

        It’s also developed as a toxic subculture of fandom and the publishing world, a race to see who can virtue signal harder and louder than the rest.

        1. Brett L

          If they didn’t, they’d have to compete on price or quality!

        2. John Titor

          I’m just waiting for all the terrible, terrible YA dystopian works that will come out in the next four years that are ‘totes about the Trump Presidency’.

          I’m pretty sure I could program a bot to write shitty YA dystopian fiction.

          1. SugarFree

            It’s going to be so horrible. They are going to Trump up all facets of media for decades.

          2. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            It’s already happening. One fellow author recently emailed me to ask if I knew whether my publisher would be interested in a biblical (I know, wtf) retelling about Life In The Trump Era. Teens need stories like this to navigate the current political climate, she said.

          3. John Titor

            Oh, I expect it, I’m sure that there was a great deal of people already thinking on November 9th about how they were going to propagandized this to the youths.

            Teens should not give a fuck about the political climate and enjoy the mostly carefree existence they have while it lasts. Adults, however, can’t help but project their issues and insecurities onto them.

    5. DOOMco

      best of luck!

    6. Behold!

      Do you have a links to any books you’ve written?

      1. Caput Lupinum

        Don’t cross the streams, Behold!

      2. *glances to link in own handle*

        *realizes Behold! is asking MLW*

        *whistles while walking away*

        1. Behold!

          I’m asking her because I already know your link if in your handle and it’s already on my to read list, just as soon as I finish the four other books on my to read list (like Chelsea Clinton, I have a massive reading list. Unlike her, I’m not bragging, because it just means I’m a massive procrastinator and don’t have the time to actually sit down and read them like I want.)

          Also, how do you link things in your handle?

          1. SP

            Edit your user profile and add something in the website field. That’s it. Make sure you hit the Update Profile button.

            Um, I mean, a link in your handle can be yours for the low, low price of $1000, payable to SP! Email graft@glibertarians.com today!

          2. DOOMco

            nice.

          3. SP

            I’ll buy you a drink and a REAL pizza from the proceeds that come pouring in!

          4. DOOMco

            Sold. I like pizza without pineapples, too!

          5. DOOMco

            click your name in the top right. Website is an option halfway down.

      3. Mythical Libertarian Woman

        I’m trying not to let my pen name slip on here so as to avoid being assaulted by the mob. The stuff I’ve said on here and the other site would definitely be grounds for burning at the stake. Buy UnCivilServant’s stuff in my honor, haha.

        1. SP

          I create much art and writing under various pseudonyms for this reason. Each genre gets its own nom de guerre.

          1. DOOMco

            how do you come up with the names?

            Saw that you’re a curator. If ceramics is in the list, I will shill for my ladyfriend.

    7. SugarFree

      “The Black Witch is the most dangerous, offensive book I have ever read,” she wrote in a nearly 9,000-word review that blasted the novel as an end-to-end mess of unadulterated bigotry.

      9,000 word review? I mean, why not wear a sign that says “I’m a lunatic” while storing your urine in jars?

      1. Brett L

        That’s probably 10% of the length of the novel.

        1. Or 20-25%, depends on the publisher’s standard for the genre.

        2. Mythical Libertarian Woman

          If we’re talking YA, it’s 1/5-1/6 of a novel. They’re usually around 60,000 words.

          Pretty sure that’s longer than my senior thesis was in college.

          1. SugarFree

            The linked story said it was a 600 page novel, so 150,000 going by the 250w/p rule of thumb.

            It’s the first in a trilogy.

            The Black Witch
            The Blacker Witch
            The Blackest Witch

            And then in a couple of years, the prequel: The Light Black Witch

          2. Pan Zagloba

            Will the sequel story be Mulatto Witch?

          3. SugarFree

            Only if it somehow finds thiccer White Witch to hook up with.

          4. Mad Scientist

            Where da white witches at?

          5. Pan Zagloba

            I assumed that was the plot of the Blackest Witch – miscegenation with magic!

          6. SugarFree

            Maginanation?

          7. Pan Zagloba

            Maginanation?

            That sounds more like a plot arc from late 60s Spider-Man. “In this issue: Hammerhead becomes the President!”

          8. Custrel

            Quadroon Witch

          9. Gilmore

            the prequel: The Light Black Witch

            I was thinking “Witch of Color”

          10. SugarFree

            Honestly, there could be so many witches… The Seafoam Witch, The Ecru Witch, The Mauve Witch. And that’s just staying the visible spectrum.

            This series is a fucking goldmine!

          11. Pan Zagloba

            50 Shades of Witch would sell a ton, I bet!

          12. John Titor

            How much more black could this witch get? And the answer is none more black.

          13. Custrel

            I beg to differ. Vantablack Witch!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkGHwrq2Eho

          14. Mythical Libertarian Woman

            Yeah, it’s easily twice the length of a normal YA book. That’s not only rare, but it’s also usually unheard of for a debut author. Usually the publishers won’t let you ramble on like that unless you’re a proven big seller. (Note how short Harry Potter started out vs. how it wound up.) If she got picked up for a debut that long, odds are good that she’s got connections in the industry. Especially since there was so much early buzz for it. Probably didn’t foresee the mob coming for her, haha.

    8. Sounds good (your news, not the witch hunt news)!

    9. Behold!

      Led by a group of influential authors who pull no punches when it comes to calling out their colleagues’ work, and amplified by tens of thousands of teen and young-adult followers for whom online activism is second nature, the campaigns to keep offensive books off shelves are a regular feature in a community that’s as passionate about social justice as it is about reading.

      But no, they’re not calling for censorship or anything, they support free speech as long as it’s not hate speech or is insufficiently woke.

      Over-under 1 year before they start calling for book burnings of ungoodthinkful books?

      1. Behold!

        When Kirkus gave the novel a glowing starred review, dozens of commenters demanded a retraction; the uproar was so intense that Kirkus ran a follow-up essay by editor Vicky Smith on the difference between representation and endorsement: “The simple fact that a book contains repugnant ideas is not in itself, in my opinion, a reason to condemn it,” Smith wrote. “Literature has a long history as a place to confront our ugliness, and its role in provoking both thought and change in thought is a critical one.”

        Do they really need to have this explained to them? These are the same idiots who have screamed at George Orwell for endorsing Fascism with 1984, or demanded a retraction from Jonathon Swift for his Modest Proposal. On second thought, they actually would have probably praised Swift for bravely suggesting the privileged white Irish reduce their population to make way for non-whites BIPOC

    10. I understand that there’s this really bad demonic villain in The Lord of the Rings – what’s up with that satanic propaganda?

      1. And I hear there’s a whole genre of books about people getting murdered. I think they’re called mysteries or something. Whatever, I can’t believe they’d advocate murder like this, why doesn’t someone call them out?

        1. That’s nothing compared to the vast amounts of rape-lit out there!

      2. Worst part is, he managed to destroy the one industrialized nation in the setting and ensure a continuation of the caste-bound feudal heirarchy that had prevailed before!

        1. The Last American Hero

          And he had Galadriel reject the ring and retreat to the West, ensuring the Patriarchy would continue for eons.

        2. Somalian Road Corporation

          ZINN: Now we flash forward to Sam and Frodo, deeply embarked upon their journey toward Mount Doom. What do they do? They sleep an extraordinary amount, and when they’re not sleeping they stagger about with the glazed and dissipated stare of recovering addicts. Clearly they’re struggling with pipe-weed and mead withdrawal. Where exactly are they now?

          CHOMSKY: Mordor, the “dark land.” Which you correctly pointed out before we began should be properly known as Orcistan.

          1. RegicidalManiac

            Thank you for posting that. One of the many jewels of parody which I would never have seen if not for this site.

    11. Pan Zagloba

      Good luck! Hopefully you’ll be able to find a genre that’ll allow you to pimp out your books here. I’m sure UCS got twos upon twos of sales from us!

      That article, though…

      . Sinyard politely declined my request for an interview in what seemed like a routine exchange, but then announced on Twitter that our interaction had “scared” her, leading to backlash from community members who insisted that the as-yet-unwritten story would endanger her life. Rumors quickly spread that I had threatened or harassed Sinyard; several influential authors instructed their followers not to speak to me; and one librarian and member of the Newbery Award committee tweeted at Vulture nearly a dozen times accusing them of enabling “a washed-up YA author” engaged in “a personalized crusade” against the entire publishing community (disclosure: while freelance culture writing makes up the bulk of my work, I published a pair of young adult novels in 2012 and 2014.) With one exception, all my sources insisted on anonymity, citing fear of professional damage and abuse.

      Jesus fuck! I can’t decide if it’s Gamergate flashbacks, or Communist Party flashbacks I’m getting!

      1. Oh, the traditional media are still flogging the Gamergate shit

        1. Somalian Road Corporation

          There must have been another JournoList 2.0/GameJournoPros memo that got send out because a bunch of coordinated hitpieces all struck at the exact same time again. However, they’ve updated to go with the zeitgeist of blaming Russia and other even more lunatic claims that would be impossible without a time machine.

    12. A Leap at the Wheel

      “I have never seen social interaction this fucked up,” she wrote in an email. “And I’ve been in prison.”

      Yeah, no shit. In prison, you can get stabbed if you don’t follow certain prosocial rules. On the internet, no one can sharpen a toothbrush and stick it in your kidney.

    13. wdalasio

      I’m sympathetic, to some extent. But, part of me can’t help but wonder if the rush to appeal to SJW sensibilities isn’t what empowers these attacks in the first place. I mean the book in that article sounds like boilerplate hardline progressivism:

      Elloren who has been raised in a stratified society where other races (including selkies, fae, wolfmen, etc.) are considered inferior at best and enemies at worst. But when she goes off to college, she begins to question her beliefs, an ideological transformation she’s still working on when she joins with the rebellion…

      On a certain level, isn’t all of that elevating social justice to the overriding standard of literary merit. I can’t imagine what they could damn something published that was unabashedly politically incorrect (“Atlas Shrugged for Young Adults”) that they haven’t already damned the stuff begging for their approval. Unless kids have become utterly brain-rotted, I can’t imagine they uniformly guy into this insanity.

  20. Florida Man

    Re: Brazil

    So, imma take a pass on carnival.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Cabo is going to shit too.

      All thanks to our recent “victory” in the war on drugs.

  21. The Other Kevin

    Looks like next election I’ll be writing in Ron Paul. AGAIN.

    1. Gilmore

      racist

      1. Just Say’n

        It’s true, David Weigel and the executive director at CATO told me so

    2. Mr. Again appreciates your vote.

  22. Winston

    So I assume that if nominated Bill Weld will endorse the Dem just before election day?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      I’m prepared for him to announce that he will accept the nomination as the Dem’s VP candidate.

  23. Winston

    I guess the LP’s ultimate goal is to be like Macron?

    1. The Zenome Project

      John Kasich licking his wet lips

      1. Just Say’n

        “Hug a Widow”

        – John Kasich

  24. Just Say’n

    “However, would he be able to overcome the hard radical element of the Libertarian party at the national convention?”

    The ‘hard radical element’? I think he means ‘libertarians’

    1. So you support purity tests for party membership?

      1. Just Say’n

        No. But, I’m not sure who are the ‘hard elements’ that this guy is referring to. I think that people of various stripes within the Libertarian Party hated Weld for numerous valid reasons.

        1. The Zenome Project

          Weld is way better off staying honest with himself and stick to being a deep-blue state Republican. IIRC, I read that he almost took down John Kerry back then. Maybe run to pick off Pocahontas or something.

    2. kbolino

      The same element that chose Johnson over McAfee?

    3. The Last American Hero

      Maybe we could orchestrate a 3 way trade involving the Rock, Kid Rock, Weld and some conditional picks.

    4. Mad Scientist

      Radical:
      adj.
      1. of or going to the root or origin; fundamental:

  25. Winston

    The LP becoming a bunch of mealy-mouthed centrists even before they get a chance at winning elections is not a sign that will get any libertarianish reforms done.

  26. DOOMco

    We need to appeal to the progressives!
    -LP.

    1. Worker and Parasite

      I don’t regret my decision to unregister to vote. Took me several tries, but eventually it happened.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      You mean the Nick Gillespie school of ‘Winning the Libertarian Way’?

      Something about a moment.

  27. Jefe Hayek

    The rapper’s brother, Luqman Abdur-Rahman, declined to comment and asked for privacy when reached by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

    You want privacy? You’re out of Luqman

    1. Mad Scientist

      Swiss, can I get a ruling here?

      1. DOOMco

        Oh, it’s a narrow.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        It’ll be tight.

    2. Gilmore

      soooooo lazy right now. can’t move. will submit some crazy shit i just read on someone elses link*

      Meat is For Assholes
      Posted on April 6, 2017 by Tarzie

      “Chicken nuggets are my family” joked a “leftist” on Twitter in between very truly sincere, deeply important and useful hours and hours of handwringing over US imperialism.

      Of course chicken nuggets have everything to do with imperialism, and even fucking Thomas Friedman knows this: “McDonald’s cannot flourish without McDonnell Douglas” he famously wrote. But attempting to bring our actual habits into line with our political principles is just sooo liberal, as are, presumably, any misgivings we might have about dropping uncompensated advertising for giant fast food multinationals into streams of robotic, entirely inconsequential outrage over ruling class predation. We can’t do anything til after the rev, kids, which is, um, coming. Til then, bon appétit!

      Except where Israel is concerned. Every worthy radical must boycott the one or two Israeli products they might actually consume once or twice a year. Also, make sure that when you haul your affluent fat ass onto a plane for climate-damaging leisure travel, it’s to somewhere other than the zionist entity. And don’t forget to spend hours on Twitter calling out micro-celebrities embarked upon psy ops aimed at their micro-followings. That’s real praxis also.

      But don’t even think about withdrawing material support — and free advertising — from an industry that is ruinous to the environment, bad for your health, imperialist in the extreme, and that routinely visits unimaginable cruelty on billions of non-human animals. To do otherwise is not just liberal but also racist, culturally imperialist and anti-labor depending on what unbearably ridiculous booj pseud you listen to.

      How I’ve come to hate this nonsense. I actually prefer right-wingers in some ways. So much less vanity if nothing else. And no right-winger anywhere ever cried “cultural imperialism” or “racism” to defend their own filthy, vicious, imperialist habits. Please, if you’re going to be a fucking nihilistic, repulsively childish slob where diet is concerned, at least have the decency to shut the fuck up about it. Tolerance for your bullshit is part of the disease. It’s enabling. And you’re a useless fraud, to put it nicely. So maybe shut up about everything else while you’re at it.

      it goes on.

      *technically this was something from the AM links which i still have not read. i have no idea why i have this idiotic commie’s blog open in my browser. I blame one of you.

      1. Gilmore

        now that’s a spicey-a-gilmore’s!

      2. Behold!

        You can’t fool me, that entire article is parody.

        *Checks link*

        Oh Hextor they’re serious.

        1. Worker and Parasite

          Yeah, Tarzie is serious. His callouts of Greenwald are good. The rest… not so much.

          1. Gilmore

            I think Greenwald is unquestioningly more good than bad.

            In an era where the “prestige media” verges on a criminal conspiracy of lies, someone like greenwald – who consistently and convincingly calls bullshit on them – is absolutely necessary. I won’t say he’s without fault, but he’s the best of a bad lot.

          2. Worker and Parasite

            I agree. When he does some gatekeeping, though, or other small questionable things, I appreciate that some random lefty on the internet is willing to go all OCD about it.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Greenwald is honest. That’s why they hate him.

  28. Winston

    So is Russiagate a legal coup against Trump? Quite a few here and Raimondo think so.

    Reminds of how in Imperial Japan the army had a veto over the government.

    Anyway this is a tough position. Trump is no libertarian and likely has some skeletons in his closet however neither is the resistance who don’t have clean hands either and they want to keep outsiders out forever.

    Could get gridlock yet the results of said gridlock often leads to desire for a strongman

    Could discredit POTUS but neither did Watergate. ..

    1. Fuck the -gate suffix.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          stride problem?

      1. Custrel

        Need a catchy replacement though. Trump/11? Trumpocalypse? Trump2k?

    2. Vhyrus

      Trump is the most libertarian thing we have had in office in an extremely long time.

      1. Akira

        I gotta say, if he refrains from building a giant wall, imposing insanely high tariffs, or starting any more stupid wars, I might actually vote for him next time around.

        I think one of the best things he’s done so far is shut down Obama’s arms trafficking program for Syrian “good guy” rebels (a.k.a. future Bin Ladens).

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Trump is the least undesirable of the factions in this political tug-of-war which is about the best I can say for him. Anyone who’s hated by the CIA, the NSA, the FBI, and all the other deep state scrunts can’t be all bad.

    4. DOOMco

      has there been any proof that it was actually collusion?
      They released DNC emails. the dems (like my mom) think they are fake.
      The right wasn’t voting for clinton anyway.
      Why is more info bad?

      1. Winston

        why is more info bad

        When it hurts the wrong people…

    5. Behold!

      Gridlock is usually something I love, but in this case the Gridlock is being caused by the bureaucrats, judges, and GOP establishment essentially revolting against Trump. Say what you will about Trump (I certainly have quite a bit to say) but he is an outsider who was elected in part because he was not a career politician. The fact that the establishment and unelected members of the government are basically in rebellion and trying to stage a coup is a very dangerous precedent, basically ensuring short term gridlock in exchange for no outsiders who might threaten the machine to ever be allowed into positions of power again. As much as I hate Bernie, what the DNC did to him is a very similar situation, albeit on a smaller scale.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Reminds me of when Jesse Ventura took over in Minnesoda. The only thing the DFL and the GOP agreed upon was fucking him over. He got some things done, but he was hamstrung by both parties.

        The hacks definitely don’t want people to figure out that just about anyone can run the govt.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Ventura was awesome until he absolutely lost his fucking mind.

          1. Pope Jimbo

            I knew someone who worked in Brooklyn Park’s city govt (Jesse was mayor there for a while) who said he was a nut way back when. But he was a good governor.

            He did the Trump “No Apologies” thing before Trump. Every time he said something silly, he stood by it. I think my favorite was when he said religion was for the weak minded. When he had his next presser, he stood by the statement but added that his wife was a regular church goer and how do you think his home life was?

            The lesson to pols should be that people are pretty forgiving for any position you might take as long as you believe it and stay with it. What urinates normies off is when you constantly talk out of both sides of your mouth. Or cave on an issue because you don’t want to alienate the activists.

  29. Winston

    I gather that blacklisting Commies was bad but blacklisting non woke is okay. Gee I wonder why?

    Also self-censoring movies, video games and comics because of pressure from socons is bad but self-censoring because of sjws is fine.

    1. All I know is that Maryann should have never been held to 3 seconds of cleavage per scene on Gilligan’s Island. That was the beginning of the downfall of western enlightenment.

  30. Winston

    Anyways you guys should read up on the French Revolution sometime. The terms left and right come from it and everything bad about the left was there from the beginning.

    Support for civil liberties…except for opponents, opposition to war…as long as you aread not in power, and support for price controls and other statist economics.

    Richman and Long complain about how libertarianism is “right-wing” thanks to the Cold War and bemoan the loss of a “progressive” sensibility that resulted.

    However if you actually look up 19th century history and French Revolution you will that the left was never some unified classically liberal proto-libertarian bloc. Modern socialism and communism had their beginnings then. Oh and plenty of support for war when waged for progressive reasons.

    1. Custrel

      Right wing? Hell there are lots of people out there calling libertarianism straight up fascim! And to make it worse there people who actually identify as libertarian fascists. Whatever that possibly means.

  31. Winston

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Canard_enchaîné

    major French newspapers are traditionally reluctant to challenge government corruption or pursue embarrassing scandals (the rationale being that revealing political or business scandals only profits extremists on the far-left or far-right)

    Our media has a similar attitude these days.

  32. From the article giving Weld a tongue-bath:

    “However, his deviations in the 2016 race from libertarian orthodoxy on some issues riled up critics, and he only secured the vice-presidential nomination narrowly on the second ballot after a heated floor fight.

    “Additionally, many were also upset over his comments defending Hillary Clinton against accusations by Donald Trump.”

    Yes, indeed, that’s Weld’s problem, he’s so decent and fair-minded and chivalrous, defending that nice lady Hillary Clinton against those mean attacks.

    Really, it seems that the public simply doesn’t *deserve* such a high-minded and principled politician as this Leslie Nielsen look-alike.

    1. Behold!

      Don’t you dare sully Nielsen’s good name by comparing him to Weld. Nielsen was far more dignified.

    2. I agree. We don’t deserve him.
      And he looks like the love child of Walter Mathau and Leslie Nielsen, not a Nielsen clone.

      1. Gilmore

        he looks like the love child of Walter Mathau and Leslie Nielsen,

        100%

  33. Ed Wuncler

    A lot of my leftist acquaintances scolded me for saying that the Johnson/Weld ticket wasn’t worth a damn and thought I was being ideologically rigid. I finally asked who the fuck were they voting for and they all responded that they were voting for Clinton.

    They liked Johnson/Weld enough because they dared challenged the libertarian orthodoxy (semi-endorsing Clinton) but not enough to pull the lever for them.

    1. trshmnstr

      Principals over principles

    2. John Titor

      They more likely wanted Johnson/Weld because they thought they’d pull votes away from Trump through the NeverTrumps and other groups. There’s a reason third-party voters got shit on immediately after Trump won, before they realized that narrative was stupid and absorbed the Russia narrative instead.

      The Libertarian Party spokesmen had a response to that.

      1. Ed Wuncler

        After the election, I got a long winded but angry email from an acquaintance who worked for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in DC, saying that people like myself were the reason why Trump won. At first I was angry but then felt bad for the guy because he’s fucking wasting his life getting people elected. You can tell that he was really pissed in his message to me which is odd considering him an I barely interacted.

        1. KibbledKristen

          Nobody ever said “I wish I hadn’t voted my principles” on their deathbed.

          1. Ed Wuncler

            I’ve always explained to people that I consider my vote as condoning someone’s actions whether it’s for the better or worst. That may sound pretty rigid and it is but I don’t want to vote for someone who is willing to send people off to war on a whim or take away our rights despite them having a platform I sort of agree with. Even though my vote is significant, I would feel somewhat responsible if I voted for a war monger like Clinton or McCain or a buffoon like Trump.

          2. Ed Wuncler

            *Even though my vote is not significant………..

          3. Homple

            Principles are easy to follow when following them has no consequences for yourself or anyone else.

          4. The Zenome Project

            My personal calculus was different: the more buffoonish Trump is, the happier that I am that I voted for him. I really don’t like the GOP establishment, so the more orange and ridiculous that middle finger was, the more effective it was. Maybe the best “fuck you” candidate ever.

          5. Ed Wuncler

            That’s been one of the positives of the Trump Presidency. His ability to neuter and troll the media while pissing off the establishment, has made me respect him a bit more than I did last year.

          6. The Zenome Project

            Note: I’m a cultural Cosmo but a deep political Yokel. Milo is my spirit animal.

  34. Winston

    One very interesting thing about today is that the left is very concerned about clamping down on hate speech and fake news and Saber rattling against Russia under a Republican President. Usually it is the opposite. Very disturbing. Dropping the mask? Expediency?

    Sough for the old ally with the left on war and social issues. How’s Jesse Walker’s anti-Trump popular front working out?

    1. Winston

      *so much for the old*

  35. trshmnstr

    DC glibs meetup! We need one! Perhaps in September once it cools down a little?

    1. Fffffuuuuuuu.

      I hope you’re going to that pub in Old Town.

      Now I’m jealous.

      1. KibbledKristen

        O’Shaughnessey’s?

        1. Yep. Up in the front pool room.

          I miss that place.

    2. KibbledKristen

      I’m up for it – if it’s a weekday, I can do NoVA. Weekends, I’ll even venture into DC!

      1. trshmnstr

        Same for me (IIRC, we work within a mile of one another)

        I’ll see if there’s a critical mass of interest, and then we can all haggle on timing and location.

        1. Tulip

          I would be up for NoVa weekdays, and DC weekends as well.

  36. Vhyrus

    INCOMING GUN DEAL:

    As continued penance for my lack of a post last week, here is a AR 10 (that’s an AR chambered in 308) for $700. I paid about $1000 for almost the same gun a few years back. Jump on this.

    https://gun.deals/product/psa-gen2-pa10-18-midlength-308-win-ss-lightweight-15-m-lok-acs-l-rifle-69999

    Those of you interested in modern military arms should buy this gun for reasons I will make clear on Friday.

    1. Worker and Parasite

      If I had $700 to burn…

      1. Vhyrus

        Don’t you people work have credit cards?!

        1. Worker and Parasite

          I do, but they come with the depressing feature of being due every month.

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          Yes, but then I’d owe people money. Fuck that.

    2. Florida Man

      PSA runs lots of deals. They do a 2 for 1 AK AR deal for $900.

      1. Vhyrus

        Be wary of their AKs. I have heard they are of varying quality.

        Their ARs I have direct experience with and have many more good experiences than bad.

        1. Florida Man

          Good to know.

  37. KibbledKristen

    I did not run into the office crush today, except in passing, when he was deep in conversation with someone. I managed an Aspie-introvert-awkward-fatgirl wave/salute hybrid as I passed by.

    1. bacon-magic

      Feed him. *just sayin’*

      1. KibbledKristen

        Why kind of food do you reckon a health nut would eat if I, say, baked something “for the office”?

        1. Vhyrus

          IDK, but I’m always partial to a hot plate of vagina.

          1. bacon-magic

            You have to serve apps first Vhyrus…sheesh.

          2. Worker and Parasite

            I think the hot plate would burn it quickly.

          3. Custrel

            Doesn’t sound like a good summer dish. Revenge on the other hand…

        2. bacon-magic

          Look up some really good recipes for brownies and then add pot.

          1. Akira

            Just pot? Laaaame.

        3. mexican sharpshooter

          Paleo is in vogue with the gym rat crowd these days. Find a paleo recipe*.

          This will inevitably be some kind of baked mash of banana and some kind of coagulant like coconut flour. I actually feel sorry for people that eat this crap.

          1. Vhyrus

            Or, meat. Like a big honkin plate of chicken legs.

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            I don’t mind that part of paleo at all. It’s just that a dinner roll is going to kill you. A dozen of them, maybe, but not a single dinner roll.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            *Not. Its not going to kill you.

          4. Vhyrus

            A dozen dinner rolls won’t kill you either. I’ve tried.

          5. Worker and Parasite

            Have you tried a dozen every night for year? It’s for science.

        4. Akira

          I’m considered a “health nut” * and I would probably eat some kind of oats/honey/fruit concoction.

          * I just eat very healthy during the week because on the weekend, I like to cut loose with beer, cocktails, and BBQ.

          1. KibbledKristen

            I think this guy is the same way – he’s just a middle-aged guy who likes to run & bike and who watches his diet. Definitely no gym rat.

          2. KibbledKristen

            Nom

          3. Akira

            As long as it’s not something ridiculously decadent, I’d imagine he’d eat it. Not many fitness people abstain 100 percent from dessert foods, especially if it’s a home-baked dish that someone is offering them.

          4. DOOMco

            from a cute coworker? no brainer.

        5. BigT

          Tabbouleh

  38. KibbledKristen

    They named a tropical storm after my dog. Hopefully the storm doesn’t do as much damage as the pug.

  39. Pope Jimbo

    Search was unconstitutional, but go ahead and use the evidence anyhow.

    Fucking judges. Sure the perp was running a kiddie pr0n site, but the cops still should be expected to play by the rules.

    A worldwide FBI search of hundreds of computers purportedly used to access a secretive child pornography website was unconstitutional, Minnesota’s chief federal judge wrote on Monday.

    But the judge refused to throw out evidence that resulted from the search and was used to prosecute a man from Coleraine, Minn., after finding no signs of FBI misconduct in the probe.

    1. SugarFree

      An unconstitutional search is not misconduct?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Well of course you’d want kiddie diddlers to go free.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      But, citing a Supreme Court precedent, Tunheim wrote that because the FBI “acted in good faith and generally followed proper procedures in requesting and executing the warrant,” evidence gathered against Carlson can stand.

      This “good faith” and the “proper procedures” involved the FBI running a kiddie porn site for several months, facilitating the trade (and likely manufacture) of child pornography.

      The government’s argument for tough punishment for possession of child porn is that each time the image is viewed, the child is re-victimized. That may or may not be a fair one (might be, but the punishments for possession are outraeous regardless). Yet the government freely distributes child porn in this situation, and the courts go “meh”.

      (and then the same government will turn around and make a 16 year old boy a sex offender for life because his 15 year old girlfriend sent him a nude pic)

      1. Worker and Parasite

        In these types of cases with known victims, the victims get letters each time a person is arrested and charged with possessing images of that victim. I think it’s an easy argument to make that getting letters several times a week saying, “we caught another pervert doing perverted things while looking at pictures of you being abused” is the worst revictimization of all.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Wait, really? You’re being serious here?

          Holy shit. Now *that* is re-victimization.

        2. Pope Jimbo

          Please say that the letter references the title of the internet video that the kiddie diddlers were watching.

          “Dear Mr. Hanson,

          We just wanted to let you know that we recently charged Mr. Olson of 1313 Mockingbird Lane with 2 counts of felonies for downloading and watching “Hot Stuff Toddler in sexy pullups licks ice cream off a dick” (which you were the star actor in).

          Hope things are going well.

          Preet
          US District Attourney”

  40. Gilmore

    Today in,

    “shit that pops up in my music-feed”

    King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: Murder of the Universe

    on a scale of 0-1million, this is rated: “gigantic purple snake choking on a television”

    1. Worker and Parasite

      I was listening to Flying Microtonal Banana last week. Fun stuff.

      1. Gilmore

        Its awesome in the literal sense of the word. i’m just floored with how good it is.

        i think too much music these days is made with sequencers. they have their place, but there’s no anarchy.

    2. Where’s Mr. Lizard when we need him?

  41. Derpetologist

    today was a banner day for derp

    Prof wears body armor to class to protest campus carry

    ***
    A San Antonio College professor came to class dressed in body armor as “a statement” that “I don’t feel safe” now that students are legally allowed to carry concealed firearms on campus.
    Charles Smith acknowledged that some students likely carried illegally in the past, but fretted that the new law “increases the chances of something happening.”
    ***

    http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9554

    He appears to be wearing just the plate carrier with no plates, thus making his empty gesture utterly futile.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Paging John to the afternoon Glib links… paging John to the afternoon glib links…

    2. They should pass a law against shooting professors, then he won’t need body armor.

    3. trshmnstr

      the new law “increases the chances of something happening.”

      Yes, let me go through the months’ long process of procuring a CCW license just so I can go intimidate my professor.

  42. Derpetologist

    Transgender camp offers programs for children as young as 4

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/07/transgender-camp-offers-programs-for-children-as-young-as-4.html

    ***
    Living in the liberal-minded Bay Area made it easier. The Maxwells found a transgender play group, sought specialists, and at 4 years old, let Gracie grow her hair, dress as a girl and eventually change her name.

    “I see her now, compared to before. I watch her strut around and dance and sing and the way she talks about herself. If she was forced to be someone else,” the mother trails off, “I don’t even want to think about that.”

    The Center for Transyouth Health and Development at Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles, started a decade ago with about 40 patients. Now it has over 900 people, ages 3 to 25, enrolled in its program, with 150 on its waiting list, said Johanna Olson-Kennedy, the clinic’s medical director.

    “I just think there’s a lot more openness to the understanding that trans adults start as trans kids,” Olson-Kennedy said. “When people say, ‘Isn’t this too young?’ my question back to them is, ‘Too young for what? How young do people know their gender?’ The answer to that is some people know it at 3, and some people know it at 30.”

    Diane Ehrensaft, director of mental health at the University of California, San Francisco’s Child and Adolescent Gender Center, says enrollment there has tripled over the past few years with a “sea change” in the number of little kids showing up with their families.
    ***

    [head desk]

    1. trshmnstr

      The Maxwells found a transgender play group, sought specialists, and at 4 years old, let Gracie grow her hair, dress as a girl and eventually change her name.

      “I see her now, compared to before. I watch her strut around and dance and sing and the way she talks about herself. If she was forced to be someone else,” the mother trails off, “I don’t even want to think about that.”

      Poor kid is probably destined to OD on meth in his 20s. Child abuse victims often turn to drugs.

  43. Derpetologist

    Chelsea Handler slammed for tweet calling for laws against ‘people who think racism is funny’
    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/08/07/chelsea-handler-slammed-for-tweet-calling-for-laws-against-people-who-think-racism-is-funny.html

    ***
    Not everyone thinks Chelsea Handler is funny.

    The comedian suggested in a recent tweet that there should be laws against “people who think racism is funny.”

    “2 Chinese guys were arrested in Berlin for making nazi salutes,” Handler tweeted Sunday. “Wouldn’t it be nice 2 have laws here for people who think racism is funny?”

    Many took to Twitter to slam the comedian for her tweet, calling her hypocritical as she has advocated for free speech. Some Twitter users pointed out Handler has made racist jokes in the past.
    ***

    [face palm]

    1. Custrel

      Proof Chelsea Handler is Hitler.

      Sara Silverman, David Cross, and Mel Brooks all think Nazis and racism is funny (when they do it). A new law banning racist jokes would make them criminals. They are all Jewish. Ergo Chelsea Handler wants to imprison Jews. Just like…

    1. Gilmore

      Anyone wanna guess what kind of sentence they got from the judge?

      (ponders)

      he had a closed-court-review session, and emerged in a cloud of smoke, declaring a mistrial and insisting that they should all go get ice cream, but like, he didn’t want to drive, and fuck dude wouldn’t it be cool if they had delivery-ice-cream? so instead ordered a pizza and played x-box

    2. DOOMco

      promotion?

      can judges give promotions?

    3. Somalian Road Corporation

      “Being the wife of a law enforcement officer is not easy,” the judge told Tiffany August and Callie Penney after asking both women to stand.

      “Being the wife of a fallen law enforcement officer is even more difficult.”

      O’Neill went on to acknowledge that the wives had taken “the brunt,” maybe the largest share, of the suffering meted out by the acts of their husbands.

      “The two of you have been incredible not to have gotten into the U-Haul and taken off,” he said. “The both of you should be proud.”

      Jesus Christ. Does this judge have kneepads on under his robe? This is actually odious.

      1. If I were a defense attorney, I’d use this as precedent.

    4. They got a paid vacation?

    5. Trials and Trippelations

      I see he also gets to keep the kids something the serfs are not allowed when selling drugs

  44. BigT

    Trump takes a call at 3 am…LINK

  45. Derpetologist

    Study: Female brain is more active than the male brain
    https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2017/08/07/Study-Female-brain-is-more-active-than-the-male-brain/3591502120573/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ls&utm_medium=4

    ***
    The results of the record-breaking survey showed female brains are especially active in the prefrontal cortex and limbic system. The prefrontal cortex is responsible for focus and impulse control, while the limbic system controls motivation, behavior and emotions, like mood and anxiety.

    The parts of the brain linked with vision and coordination were more active among men.
    ***

    “We also noticed greater activity in female brains in the regions linked sandwich-making and shoe-buying,” the scientist added before being bludgeoned by a rolling pin.

  46. Derpetologist

    Japanese company introduces cute enema mascot
    https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/08/07/Japanese-company-introduces-cute-enema-mascot/2011502120412/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=4

    ***
    Aug. 7 (UPI) — A Japanese pharmaceutical company has introduced a large, pink, penguin-like character as a mascot for its enemas.

    Tokyo-based Ichijiku Pharmaceutical Co. introduced its new mascot Kan-chan, that resembles a giant home enema kit with blushing cheeks, yellow feet and a smiling beak.

    “I’m planning to go to many places in the future,” Kan-chan said in the introductory tweet.
    ***

    Your move, Sugarfree.

  47. Derpetologist

    yay! new derp from NJR!

    https://www.currentaffairs.org/2017/08/teaching-climate-change

    ***
    One paradoxical aspect of climate education is that you’re trying to get people to be less skeptical of received wisdom, even though being skeptical of received wisdom is a good thing. It’s important to recognize that when we ask someone to believe in the reality of climate change, we are generally not making appeals to facts, but appeals to authority: the authority of the scientific community, who are the only ones in a position to fully understand the facts.

    The best way to persuade people on climate change is to encourage a debate about the facts, because it’s on the facts that we win. It’s more important than ever to mobilize political will for tackling the problem, which means it’s more important than ever to enter dialogue with doubters. Otherwise, we may find ourselves commuting by gondola with ever-increasing frequency.
    ***

    Some non-derp in the middle, but still a derp sandwich.

  48. Derpetologist

    Al Gore’s ‘Inconvenient Sequel’ meets with cool reception, placing 15th at box office

    Critic says film was ‘sabotaged’ by Paramount Pictures’ slow release strategy

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/aug/7/al-gores-inconvenient-sequel-meets-cool-reception/

    ***
    Mr. Gore has promoted the movie relentlessly with numerous television appearances and a trip to Australia, but he also drew ridicule last week after a report said his Nashville mansion consumes 21 times more electricity than the average U.S. home.

    “Clearly, Gore is unwilling to practice what he preaches,” said David A. Ridenour, president of the conservative National Center for Public Policy Research, which conducted the study.

    The former vice president continued to plug the movie over the weekend on social media with help from friends like actress Helen Hunt, who gave the film a thumbs-up.
    ***

    [Nelson laugh]

    1. KibbledKristen

      And not because everyone knows ol Al’s house could power over 30 small family homes.

    2. DOOMco

      I assume he has more than one home.

  49. Trials and Trippelations

    *sigh*
    My wife is rewatching West Wing again. She is a libertarian. She’s not hate watching. She likes the characters. I do not make fun of it anymore, but damn my ears are bleeding and my brain is bleeding from the derp

  50. KibbledKristen

    I see Chris Hansen is going after Nigerian scammers these days.