Rest in Peace, Almanian

It is with great sadness that I inform the Glibertarians.com readership of the passing of Almanian, a longtime Reason commenter.

After a lengthy battle with cancer, he succumbed to his illness this weekend, surrounded by family and friends.

I am withholding his real name out of respect for his family’s privacy, and I would ask that you do the same in the comments.

If you have any memories that you would like to share, please do so below.

 

ON TOPIC ONLY.

 

Goodbye, friend.   You will be missed.

 

Comments

102 responses to “Rest in Peace, Almanian”

  1. Rufus the Monocled

    RIP.

    I’m saddened to hear this.

    /Dons sunglasses. Raises glass to Alamanian.

    Somewhere he’s playing those bagpipes.

    Thanks for letting us know.

    1. DOOMco

      *raises glass*

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      I would like to add, if I may, he had a great sense of humour. We always had a great time joking around.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        /face palm. Now I’m messing the thread up. ALMANIAN.

        Sorry!

    3. He was the bagpipe guy? Then I’m sure I jokingly got into it a few times with him.

      RIP.

      1. DEG

        Yes he was. RIP.

  2. DOOMco

    fuck. Who else wrote him in for president?
    Rest in peace, Almanian. You will be missed.

    1. Not an Economist

      I meant too, but forgot — ended up voting for nobody for president. Greatest regret of 2016.

      RIP Almanian.

  3. TK

    Damn, you’ll always be remembered Almanian. *pours some liquor in memory*

  4. stilljustcarol

    Almanian was diagnosed before me and when I got my diagnosis he was so kind and encouraging. I am sad at his passing and glad that he is now healed. My thoughts and prayers go out to his friends and family.

    1. Mythical Libertarian Woman

      How are you doing? I hope your treatment went/is going well.

      1. stilljustcarol

        Hanging in there. I developed side effects from the radiation but I’m going into the hospital Thursday and hopefully they’ll get everything straightened out. Thank you for asking.

  5. KibbledKristen

    RIP, man. Damn. Stupid cancer.

    1. C. Anacreon

      Fuck fuck fuck. As a fellow cancer fighter I was really hoping the best for him.

      He was a great commenter. Guess they needed his snark in heaven. RIP.

  6. another Kevin

    I looked forward to every Friday Funnies when I could read his curse-and-*slap* posts and subsequent threads. He brought a smile to my face when smiles are all too rare.

    I am sure he will be missed by many for deeds and actions worlds more worthy than that.

  7. RIP. I don’t know his name to reveal it, but I know his posts, and they were a joy to read.

  8. Brett L

    Fuck Cancer!

    1. Agent Cooper

      Hear hear.

  9. SugarFree

    He was a good guy and had a loving family. I had been talking to him recently about our splinter group here. I invited him, of course, but he didn’t have the time to participate. (Quite understandingly.)

    He will be missed.

    1. DOOMco

      I assumed he was lurking here when he could.

  10. Pat

    Wasn’t close enough to him to have known his real name, but knew him well by his online handle and always enjoyed seeing him around. Sorry to hear of his passing.

  11. Ed Wuncler

    I’m still going to vote for him in the 2020 Presidential Election.

    I didn’t personally know him, but it was great to read his comments. Cancer blows.

  12. Trials and Trippelations

    Really sad to hear this. I’ll remember his humor at Reason. His posts were always good for a laugh.

    My thoughts and prayers go out to his friends and family.

  13. DOOMco

    He was one of the funniest guys I’ve never met.
    He kept me looking at the bright side in a lot of stories with his humor.
    I wish his family the best in this time.

  14. Dammit.
    ::puts on bagpipe music::
    ::pours whiskey out::
    You will be missed, good friend. Go with God into that next great adventure.

  15. Raston Bot

    RIP Almanian!

  16. Sour Kraut

    Rest in peace. I always enjoyed Almanian’s posts. I shall raise a glass.

  17. AlmightyJB

    Sorry to hear that. RIP.

  18. wdalasio

    Sad to hear. Thanks for sharing this with us. Not sure if it’s worth all that much, but my condolences to his family. He seemed a decent sort.

  19. Jefe Hayek

    Didn’t know him, but always loved reading his comments

    Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord,
    and let perpetual light shine upon them.
    May they rest in peace.

    Amen.

  20. Damn…I was always urging him to carry on with the Almanian!/Cthulhu ticket.

    He was a funny and decent man.

    Now I am sad.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      100 X This!

  21. trshmnstr

    He was one of the good ones. Rest in peace, friend. I hope you’re greeted in the afterlife with a top hat, a monocle, and a salt mine with 72 orphans.

  22. Florida Man

    *waves tiny American flag for Almanian*

    RIP buddy.

  23. Mainer

    How can you feel like you really know someone, when you only know them through comments on the internet ? It says a lot about his personality that it showed so strongly. I always remember his exuberance and good humor, and missed him here. Something just this last weekend brought him up in my thoughts, and I was planning to ask how he has been doing…..and now this terrible news. Let his family know he had friends he didn’t even know about.

    1. DOOMco

      He was in my head pretty often for a person I only knew through comments on the internet.
      He made quite the impact on a lot of us.

      1. mindyourbusiness

        He did, that. Good man gone. I’ll hoist a glass to him tonight.

  24. Akira

    Damn, sorry to hear that. Best wishes to his family and loved ones.

  25. Gilmore

    @#*@*(

    1. The Last American Hero

      Seconded.

  26. Old Man With Candy

    I told Almanian! that I was voting for him for president. His advice was, “Better check who’s the Vice President on the ticket.”

    Great guy, he spread much joy from his comments, and he had a wonderful family. I’m glad that he exceeded his prognosis by several years so that I got a chance to know what his real life was like,

    Vale, my friend.

  27. Gojira

    Very sad news. I always enjoyed joking around with him years ago.

  28. Gustave Lytton

    Almanian!/STEVE SMITH for President: They probably won’t make it any worse.

    I know he had been fighting for a long time but you couldn’t tell it from his comments over at the old site except when he talked directly about it. A fine man and I’m glad to have known him, at least virtually in the commentariat. RIP.

  29. Schnirt Gurgleburger

    Sad news. RIP.

  30. robc

    This one doesn’t hit me as hard as J Sub D, but damn, it still sucks.

  31. Mythical Libertarian Woman

    Sorry to hear this. RIP, Almanian.

  32. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda.

    RIP Almanian. I can’t think of anything to say that the others here haven’t already said.

    I’m glad that I was able to know you as much as I could on the boards.

  33. Tundra

    God dammit. I was listening to the pipes on Saturday night, wondering how he was doing.

    RIP, brother.

    Thanks, Playa, for letting us know.

  34. Gustave Lytton

    Over at the Other Site, Almanian! has a spot in today’s PM Links and a link to his twitter feed for those that might want to recall his presence.

    (If that’s too close to putting his name or otherwise infringing on his family’s privacy, Playa or the other founders, please delete or blank out this comment.)

    1. That wasn’t too local for them?

  35. Juvenile Bluster

    Man.

    RIP.

    What is it in the human psyche that this hits so hard, even though I only know him (or any of you) through internet comments? Condolences to his family and friends.

    1. robc

      after J Sub D passed, I quit reason for about 6 weeks or so. I have known firsthand people who died who hit me less hard.

      1. Cliche Bandit

        J Sud hurt a lot, especially that we didn’t know the guy’s situation. This Almanian news is no better.

  36. Pomp

    Damn, I was just thinking of that guy yesterday. RIP

  37. Scruffy Nerfherder

    RIP Almanian. My deepest condolences to his family.

    Cthulthu in 2020

  38. Sean

    RIP Almanian.

    My condolences and prayers for his family.

  39. mr simple

    RIP. He was one of the good ones.

    Man, I came here to read some links and laugh, not get all feely. It’s weird to think of you all as real people and not just personalities I made up to argue with, flesh out ideas or make me laugh.

    1. DOOMco

      Turns out we aren’t all socks.

  40. BigT

    RIP Almanian. I/we will miss him because he was a kindred spirit in both humor and philosophy.

    Too soon, Buddy, too soon.

  41. R C Dean

    What a shame. I remember him as a good-natured and funny commenter. I’ll hoist a dram to his memory when I get home this evening.

  42. Pan Zagloba

    Fuck cancer. I was hoping his radio silence was just due to therapy, and that he’d beat the shit out of the stupid disease and come back to us.

    RIP 🙁

  43. Grumbletarian

    RIP to him. Like many, I remember him for his insightful posts as TOS.

  44. Tonio

    Will be missed.

    Thanks for the update, PM. Community and all.

  45. grrizzly

    I thought about him recently, hoped that no news was good news. RIP.

  46. Derpetologist

    Some Almanian memories:

    I got know him a little better at the other place. When I mentioned that I had been fired from the plastic bag factory, Almanian instantly offered to help me find another job. He never even met me.

    My favorite joke from him: you can’t spell “who cares” without HR.

    When I was at basic training, he posted messages from letters I wrote to him so I could share my progress with the rest of the gang.

    I found out about his illness from a letter he wrote me. It really speaks to his character that he would take the time to write to a guy he knew only from an online persona.

    Life is a fragile and precious thing. You never know when your time is up, so you gotta make it count. Almanian definitely made his count.

    RIP

    1. Tonio

      Thank you for that, Derpy.

    2. westernsloper

      +1 what Tonio said

  47. RBS

    RIP

    He will be missed.

  48. Yusef drives a Kia

    RIP,fun guy, too many friends dying lately

  49. A Serious Man

    Saddened to hear the news. My wife kept an eye on his fight with cancer through Facebook and he gave it a helluva battle, earning every precious moment with his family. That’s pure heroism in my book.

    May he rest in peace.

  50. John Titor

    Goddamn. I thought he was just out of action because of treatment and would be back eventually. Didn’t know him personally, but his posts and conversations were always great (he even got stupid jokes about Ontario because he was up here for pipe competitions).

    Feels bad man. Quod tu es, ego fui, quod nunc sum et tu eris.

  51. Lachowsky

    RIP Almanian, May cthulhu take you into his loving embrace.

  52. Chipwooder

    Very sorry to hear this. I cant say that I knew him, but he made me laugh more than a few times, and the words of you who did know him speaks volumes for his character. RIP

  53. See Double You

    RIP, buddy.

  54. Playa Manhattan

    I hate to use the word unfair; it’s usually childish.

    I was just going through some recent photos of Almanian and his very young granddaughter, and that’s exactly what this is: unfair.

    A man with so much love in his heart and so much to give, and he’s gone too soon.

  55. westernsloper

    Very sorry to hear this. I know Almanian only as a name on a screen whose comments led me to read more and more witty comments and the thoughts and screeds of more and more liberty minded people. RIP to a man who planted seeds.

  56. egould310

    Godspeed Almanian.

    Fuck Michigan.

  57. Warty

    Fuck. This sucks.

  58. straffinrun

    Rich, Adans, WTF myself and others always had a blast on Friday Funnies mostly because Almanian! was there keeping the mood light. Almanian!: You hate the slavers without turning into a self absorbed prick. RIP, buddy.

  59. RIP.

    Also only knew him the way I know all of you. It is a loss.
    Prayers and light for his friends and family.

  60. F. Stupidity Jr.

    I could be wrong – memory, you know – but I believe he’s the first commenter whose handle I remembered. (After Fist, but that doesn’t even count really) And that was because his style was so on point – witty and substantive in just a few words. I look at the reactions here and can’t imagine how hard this is for his family.

    Thanks for the memories, sir. And I’m still writing you in come 2020.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    Bummer. He was a good guy.

    I have inquired about him a couple of times, always with a lurking dread that this would be the answer.

  62. Spartan Dad

    RIP Almanian. I always enjoyed reading your insightful and humorous comments.

  63. juris imprudent

    [sigh] If anyone is doing so, please add my handle to the condolences to his family.

  64. Playa Manhattan

    I’m going through old emails with him right now.

    There was a Reason function in LA, and he came up with the name of the cocktail they served: The Rusty Woodchipper.

    Yes, everyone got super hammered on them, especially me.

    1. hayeksplosives

      ooh, if there is a recipe, that would be a worthy remembrance of his own person and also the spirit of Woodchipper justice everywhere.

      1. DOOMco

        seconded.

  65. Cats

    RIP Almanian. He had a legitimately positive impact on the life of this random internet lurking stranger.

    1. hayeksplosives

      Amen.

  66. hayeksplosives

    For those of you Christians who believe in an afterlife and haven’t yet grieved enough tonight, here is this. Untitled Hymn

    And for those not of that bent but want to hear/see a beautiful thing anyway while you pretend not to cry, there is this.

    Thank you for enriching our lives.

    RIP Almanian!

    1. DOOMco

      A nice pair of videos.

  67. Suthenboy

    The world was a better place with you in it.

    Dammit.

    RIP Almanian.

  68. Aw shit… RIP Almanian. May you forever cruise in the great beyond free of trouble and pain, revvin’ your Mustang and with a blonde at your side.

  69. hamilton

    Sigh. Rest in Peace, and, additionally, my regards to all of you who I’ve met one way or another through H&R (and some in person). I appreciate all of the interactions I’ve had with you (fewer and fewer now that I am busy, but still), and am happier conveying that to you while you are here to read them. I need to work on saying those things when people can actually hear them.

  70. bacon-magic

    RIP.

  71. He added value to our lives; I can only hope we did the same for him.

    He will be missed.

  72. JW

    I was an H&R and FB friend with Almanian, and all I can say is that guy knew how to grab life by scruff of the neck and wring every last fucking drop out of it.

    Devoutly Christian with a decidedly warped sense of humor, bagpipe playing, car nut, with a fantastic family and a fleet of fun vehicles in his garage, larger than you’d expect any one man to own.

    He is the personification of Life’s Too Fucking Short and an example to the rest of us who don’t get our daily recommended dose of Hold My Beer Time.

    Don’t rest, good Almanian, get some peace, but keep going balls out as you always seemed to do.

  73. Galt1138

    Damn! Very sorry to hear this. It sucks.

    My sisters both fought cancer. Thankfully they’ve been cancer free 10+ years each. But, it can return even in the best circumstances.

    He will be missed.

  74. BakedPenguin

    RIP Almanian.

    1. BakedPenguin

      Since he was a Christian, this is appropriate here.

  75. Cliche Bandit

    DAMNIT! I just found this out (vacation out of data range). RIP Almanian. You are already missed.