I’ve been away from the Glibs for a few days, and on my return, I see that we’ve discussed news items of Great Import, like statues and who’s getting fired from the White House. It’s a wonderful combination of grim/serious and totally meaningless. So as long as we have “totally meaningless,” we should at least keep it interesting.

Now here’s a perfect example. What makes this story unusual is that she wasn’t a teacher.

“When asked to explain how she was helping him, the defendant had a hard time explaining, but stated she was helping him, ‘release his whatever.’”

Just so I’m not accused of letting my hetero biases for hot MILFs with dirty librarian glasses prejudice my story selections, let me speak in praise of the Teacher of the Year.

And I can’t go without bringing up a local angle. Sigh, I miss my earlier career in elementary school education.

Let’s break the pattern I started, in respect to this site’s Family Friendly certification. All those movies where Hitler gets cloned or his brain gets revivified, no one really took a different path, it was always Hitler, Hitler, Hitler. But the death of this woman makes me think of an interesting alternate screenplay possibility…

Finally, along that same theme, I’m sure this was a Seinfeld episode with Mr. Pitt and ink.

Gut shabbos, you delightful goyim!