An interesting weekend, wouldn’t you say?  Nah, you guys are too geared up for the eclipse.  Well hold your horses, its coming one way or the other. But I’m gonna touch on sports real quick.

Of course, the Astros had a good little run going but lost yesterday.  The Dodgers lost.  Seriously, they aren’t invincible.  Well, we all knew that already. I mean, all we’ve had to do is watch them play in October for the last generation to know that. The Red Sox all but put the Yankees out of the AL East race. The Orioles lost. The BIG RED MACHINE went down. The Twins thumped the D-backs. The Indians lost. The Cubbies beat Team Canada again. The Rockies lost. The Nationals won and the Cards beat the Pirates.

In preseason, the Steeiers beat the Dirty Birds and the Saints beat the Chargers.  And across the pond, Chelsea beat Spurs in their Wembley regular season debut, and Huddersfield Town win again.  The other usual suspects in European soccer won.

That’s about it. Let’s get into day turning into night and other things in…the links!

Jerry Lewis: RIP

Jerry Lewis has passed away.  He was really old and had lived a full life, not only touching so much on the silver screen, but raising loads of money to fight Muscular Dystrophy.  Godspeed. The world is a slightly less good place without you.

Another US warship has collided with a merchant ship.  The USS John S McCain collided with the merchant vessel in the Strait Of Malacca over the weekend. Five sailors are injured and 10 are missing.

The Average American saves just 5% of their earnings. How does that compare to you?

President Trump disbands federal advisory committee on climate change. Pants across the country mysteriously filled with shit and the people wearing them scramble for handouts, subsidies, and new work as the lobbying dries up.

A Threat To Public Safety

Violence and irrationality once again rewarded. This time at the UT-Austin campus.  Texas A&M sees their social signaling and raises them. Because that’s more important than upholding the First Amendment for a bunch of assclowns who we would all be better off if they were ignored.

Well I told you I’d mention the total eclipse.  And I hope you enjoy reading the dumbest story imaginable that ties the eclipse to America and her history. (Hat tip to Pope Jimbo for unearthing this masterpiece of derp.)

This guy knows what’s up today.

Get outside and see something crazy today. And enjoy those around you.