This is sloopy’s mandatory link, I had hoped to replace it with “How many days since Indiana beat Ohio State” and link to a very small number, but then the second half happened.
Last weekend had some amazing games. And no, I don’t want to talk about the last one. This weekend won’t live up to it, but I could be wrong. That is why they play the games.
Dubious Rivalry of the Week
Buffalo @ Army, West Point, NY
It’s the battle for NY state, except that part that Syracuse controls. Buffalo leads the series 3-2.
Tailgate of the Week
Rice @ UTEP, El Paso, TX
This is Rice’s second trip to tailgate of the week, possibly because they are a nice side dish.
Sun Bowl Stadium is carved out of the rocks in El Paso, creating a free upper deck for fans willing to climb the hills. And this section comes with special amenities you don’t find in most stadiums.
Beer: Give Ode Brewing a try. I would.
Booze: Hand Job
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Banana Liqueur
1 oz Irish Cream
Shake over ice, strain into cocktail glass.
Game of the Century of the Week
Auburn @ Auburn-With-a-Lake, Clemson, SC
Auburn and Clemson are the exact same school. The only way to tell them apart is to see if you can spot the lake. If so, you are in Clemson.
The all time record is a surprisingly unbalanced 34-14-2. I would tell you who leads the series, but it really doesn’t matter as most of the games were played before 19-dickety-4. Since Nixon’s reelection, they are an even 3-3.
I will point out that my choice last week was much better than the overhyped snooze fest that was being hyped by everyone else.
Top 25
The “bug” last week was not in my software, but one of my orphans screwed up the data entry. A few beatings took care of that and way are back to normal.
- LSU 4.820
- South Carolina 4.751 +1
- Mississippi St 4.692 +1
- Duke 4.672 +1
- Auburn 4.646 +1
- UCLA 4.629 +4
- Clemson 4.618
- Mississippi 4.595 +1
- Georgia 4.594 +2
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“Cheer harder!” Notre Dame 4.566 +2
- Alabama 4.563 +2
- Utah 4.561 NR
- Michigan 4.504 +2
- Arizona St 4.501 NR
- Nebraska 4.498 +5
- Boston College 4.495
- Pittsburgh 4.481
- California 4.472 NR
- Iowa 4.471 +4
- Illinois 4.469 +1
- Michigan St 4.458 NR
- Tennessee 4.457 -3
- Oregon 4.454 NR
- Maryland 4.451
- Syracuse 4.450
Falling out: Georgia Tech, Texas A&M, Purdue, Texas Tech, Texas
Comments
91 responses to “Week 2 College Football Preview”
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This is a level of performance-art posting I’m just not clueful enough to understand.
What I got out of this is HM just comes here for the ice cream.
As usual I am late to the thread.
As usual there isnt much point in reading past Hm.
I just wanna know why he memory-holed Thicc Thursday. She was cute until she turned profile. {pout}
I think the way they pose themselves makes them look creepily disproportioned. It’s like the way BP photshops Becky’s arm holding the mike, except with a different part of the body.
Neoprenis otoh is what it feels like with the condom on.
Started with this which was yummy
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/33530/145771/
Working on this. Lots of flavor. A good stout. Bell’s never disappoints.
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/287/2403/
I like Bell’s. Unfortunately, I have none of their beer in the house.
SC needs a reliable WR.
Howmanydayssinceohiostatebeatclemson…
Meh. They pasted us in the playoff, that’s for sure. But it’s not the same as a rivalry game.
Also, in case anybody missed the link, it’s been THIS MANY DAYS since Meatchicken beat the Buckeyes.
I know you can’t control that every idiot Ohio State fan spends at least a week in my hometown every summer, but I have grown to hate Ohio State more than I hate the Gamecocks.
I’ve grown to hate Ohio State because of Sloopy’s tedious, masturbatory “Michigan droolz! Ohio State rules!” stuff.
Lol.
Uh, don’t you mean THE Ohio State?
I don’t think I spent a week there this summer, and I’m a huge idiot Ohio State fan.
As for Ted, I don’t understand the hate. Have I slighted you in some way? Or are you a fan of TTUN? Because if you were, that would explain the rage.
O-H
I-O!!!
WooHoo! Go Bucks!
Me hanging out with Big Bird, repping the Buckeyes.
Nice TM:)
Sweet, garbage man!
N-O
Ode Brewing’s stuff looks great.
I’m drinking a Sydney Street Stout which is pretty good.
I’m drinking soju. It’s an efficient inebriator.
Damn, son. That’s tequila-levels of dangerous.
Tequila is a great shooter. I’m not sure why anyone would shoot with anything else.
I can handle it. AND ANYONE WHO SAYS I CAN’T GETS A BULLET RIGHT THROUGH THE MONITOR! {belch}
I suppose it depends on the strength. Most soju around here is only 15%.
Very efficient. “My God this stuff works fast.”
Soju mixer – just take a bottle, add some fruit juice powder, shake and drink normally. Just don’t try and stand up.
I had a glass of Bordeaux with dinner.
Yeah, I’ma gonna do a few Pinot Noir rosés with dinner as well…
Rosé? What kind of monster are you?
The kind that gives his custom to local wineries that experiment with their wines, to delightful result. 😉
I have some Kentucky Old Fashioned Barrel Ale.
It’s a 10% bourbon influenced ale, that I got an incredible deal on.
Different initial taste that really grows on you.
And I’m getting fucked up fron it, too
Go Chiefs!
Buck fucking fiddy PBRs at my favorite watering hole. I am loving life. Several drinks and a good tip and I didn’t break twenty dollars. Home now for a repast of *opens fridge* ramen and Evan Williams.
I did not make it beyond “Butt fucking…”
Overrated.
Kinda-sometimes FWB sprung it on me awhile back, and… I don’t know, okay? It’s a thing. Okay. There are better options.
Ugh, prole
“Several drinks and a good tip and I didn’t break twenty dollars”
So that’s 8, maybe ten PBRs at the most? That’s an awful lot of effort to not catch a buzz.
Sometimes it’s just about sightseeing.
Being paid 20 to drink 7 PBRs just ain’t worth it; have some self-respect!
I guess anything liquid and served in a glass or bottle is technically a “drink”.
Hang on.
*goes to buy wide mouth gatorade bottles*
Situation update: had to change trucks in ft Lauderdale cause uhaul sucks big donkey dicks. Found an open storage area in Sarasota. Heading towards Naples. Hopefully we can find a hotel.
What was the problem? You’d think they’d be happy having their trucks driven out of a hurricane path.
Pickups are in town only. We begged them to let us drive it Tampa but no dice. Now I’m driving a 10 footer
Question: why didn’t you just overstay your reservation and pay a penalty with Uhaul later?
Ft Lauderdale is going to look like a bomb went off in it after sunday
I want no part of that
My team, Razorbacks, are going to play TCU in Fayetteville this saturday. It should be a good game
GO BERT GO!
Harvard students call Charles Murray a ‘white nationalist’
https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9721
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“He doesn’t just hate—or believe in the inferiority of—people of color and the working class; he also thinks that women are just generally less intelligent, less morally relevant, than men,” Whittaker continues. “He says that women have played a proportionally tiny part in the history of the arts and sciences. He asks, ‘where are the female Einsteins?’”
“Right here!” the audience shouts in response.
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[head desk]
Betting dollars to donuts jackass has never read a single word written by, or even a quoted word of, Charles Murray.
We need to defund student loans. Immediately. And call in existing debts. Lift the bankruptcy rules on student loans, and force debtors through serious no-shit bankruptcy proceedings. This social justice cancer is only curable through excision and amputation. We have unleashed a plague on humanity by convincing dipshit teenagers that they can have opinions, and that those opinions deserve a public airing. We have a lost generation of stupid gits on our hands, and we need to limit that contagion. Quit feeding the plague, quit funneling smart kids into indoctrination camps. Write off this generation and let’s return to normality.
Thanks to these clowns I’ve started reading The Bell Curve. I haven’t got to the racist bits yet, so I’m not outraged yet. Next up on my list is Time on the Cross to learn more about the economics of slavery.
After that, take a look at the wonders of multicultural unencumbered mass migration with “The Camp of the Saints.” I’ve *got* to write a full review for it eventually. You know if it sets Shikha off it’s gold….and trust me – it is.
Already read it. It was ok. Some things were spot on, but I can see why Shikha was put off by the potrayal of Indians.
On another note:
Go Chiefs!
Fuck the Patriots!
Fuck you, buddy! GO PACK GO
Woops, read Patriots as
you know what, I’m going to mix myself another drink.
*drops gloves*
What’d you say about Boston?
It would be nice if the Patriots actually played in Boston.
That would be cool, but where would they?
That list can’t be right. Cal isn’t on there.
Penn State Pitt rematch Sat. I think some revenge will be served. It will also be good to see the in state rivalry rekindled.
Is this where we start telling pedophile jokes?
It’s too young for that. I mean soon. It’s too soon for that.
How does Penn State separate the men from the boys?
They don’t.
Your software has an inherent SEC bias. We all know MIss State are frauds.
AP’s looks different.
what list are you using, ROBC?
I believe the one that doesn’t have UCLA.
Well, I was actually quite pleasantly surprised that Purdue was in it until the last drive with Louisville. It was mostly Louisville’s doing, but this is a Purdue team that hasn’t really been competitive with ranked teams since ~2008. We’re the friday night special this week (what the fuck is with college football on fridays, B1G??), so hopefully the first game doesn’t prove to be a fluke.
I explained ranking methodology week 0, but will cover again. It is a homebrew system. From final rankings of 2016, I predicted all of 2017 games. As real results happen, they replace the predictions. If I used that, it would look a lot like the AP or any other system. But that isnt what I use. I then loop thru the program 130 times (once per FBS team) and set the target teams future games to them winning and pull their projected rating out. I then rank all 130 teams based on that rating.
So a hypothetical 12-0 LSU team is better than any other hypothetical undefeated team.
The SEC bias is actually a has Bama on the schedule bias. Same for Clemson. I am surprised Auburn isnt higher.
At this point, its basically a SOS ranking.
ahh, ok.
How do you explain UCLA at #6?
9 P12 games, including not getting pulled down by Oregon St as they dont play them. Tamu, Hawaii and Memphis out of conference. All are bowl probable. No crappy fcs game.
Its a strong schedule.
Quick recommendation for future iterations (if feasible): put the team’s record next to the rating.
I really enjoy what you’ve put together here robc!
100%
I have been planning that, but havent added that feature in yet because my systen thinks everyone on that list is 12-0.
I will get it added in before teams with a loss get back in the top 25.
I hope people are enjoying the fact that I cover games not covered by the espns.
I was also going to say more hand job videos than espn, but that was espn.
Who are you? I’m not talking about your name or your occupation. I’m talking about something bigger. Something bigger. Something deeper. I’m talking about your connection to a culture, a history, a destiny.
“`I’m not a fascist` is exactly what a fascist would say.”
Is that Napoleon Dynamite with tits?
Between that and Hillary’s book tour, Trump is going to get crowned king in 2020.
Not quite in the majority, is she?
Holy crap – the Chefs are ahead!
The referees sure seem to be overly involved in the patriot’s offensive scheme.
42-27
GO CHIEFS!