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Wait. Wut? This posted after the morning links and there are zero comments?
I am thinking a glitch in the Matrix. This can’t be good.
Some of us stayed over on the football link and dranked many beers!
GO Chiefs! 42-27
The very first image is perfection. Then that overly-large booty goes and ruins it.
Booty-reduction surgery. It should be a thing.
You are a heathen, sir. The kind of person who’d toss a Vermeer in the trash in favor of a print of dogs playing poker.
There is indeed Photoshop chicanery going on here. For example, take a look at the image entitled The Three Musketeers, specifically the booty of the young lady on the right side of the image. Look at the doorframe behind her — it’s bent inwards above her and then bends outwards at the level of her waist and below. You can’t bullshit a ‘Shopper — “puppet warp” (or something similar) has been used to thiccify dat ass.
It’s all a tissue of lies, I tell you!
*sobs* You’re right, you’re right *sobs again*
Now, if *I’d* done the thiccification, you’d never be able to tell.
Amateurs!
NO WAY! Her ass is bending the space-time continuum!
Ahem. Don’t you mean “Her (m)ass is bending the space-time continuum”?
Now, all that being said, her first picture above? Yowza. Would. Even if it killed me.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You’re totally wrong. Also, the Phillies suck.
He’s trying to escape that identity.
Yes. He got religion now.
Callipygous: Unheralded subtlety of genius, huh? Um, something about Kierkegaard biting the heads off whippets?
My name’s not Clement.
Don’t make him lose his temper he’ll nail your head to the floor
True. But I do know how to treat a female impersonator.
Conspiracy theory: Girls sometimes wear skintight garments the exact same color as their skin so that from a corner-of-your-eye view, they appear to be naked, thus boosting the amount of attention they receive.
kiarybellaraperez. Her name sounds like STEVE SMITH a promise.
The River Walk at Rancho Mirage. I know it well. Was just there 2 weeks ago. She wasn’t.
Also, I’m very disappointed by the Nintendo Switch.
Good one, HM. After an appropriate length of time, she might end up reporting for Newsish
Not bad. Still, the reaction this shit gets from me is akin to my reaction to fake-tits in the 1980s: “I can do better”
I find it weird that there’s a huge thing w/ feminism at the moment, and at the same time, “eyebrow shaping” and “ass implants” that would make Brazilians blush are ever-more-popular. You don’t really hear shit from the ‘woke’ set how turning yourself into an instagram barbie-whore is a less-than-optimal thing for women.
how turning yourself into an instagram barbie-whore is a less-than-optimal thing for women.
I’m not following, are speaking some of that Sanskrit shit they accuse HM of speaking?
Give it to me, I took intro to Sanskrit.
(*)(*)
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well done, even if you were not the inventor of ascii porn
(*aware that this will be taken as a challenge by HM who will then post some tentacle porn ASCII nightmare)
Yep. That dirty “daddy” stuff he was posting. That had no place here.
*looks at watch. wonders, how long can it take for HM to comment?
NONONONO!!! Don’t summon the Cummybot!
Half the pictures looks like a ladyboy with nice tits. Gotta be careful these days. But I’m sure HM has done the research.
“””””””””””research”””””””””””
at least it’s not (((research)))
That… is a whole lot of air-quotes.
it was implying the amount of psychotic compulsive masturbation involved in “research”
Thank You! HM!
I love Thicc!,
You put it up and I’ll lay it down,
got a a Rock and Roll Band and a fast Right hand,
And Nothing gonna stop me,
/cept age
And my Thicc Wife, who would take my own Gun to me, But God I love the Thicc!
Hi John!
UGH, I hate when football videos on youtube have bad sound.
The link is Lengiere Football League wardrobe malfunctions, if I have to spell it out for you people.
Final update tonight: spending the night in Naples. Did not run into traffic out of Miami yet. Cashier at gas station said everything north of sarasota is a war zone. Well see tomorrow. I got to take a shower for the first time since getting to Florida. Tomorrow is the make or break. We just have to get to sarasota, drop the crap off, and make it to tampa.
God Bless You and Yours, Be safe, and all the FL Glibs GTFO! if you need to
Godspeed
Going up the West Coast? That’s an outstanding plot twist. Smart.
Yes, but models have shifted west and Irma might follow me right to hell.
Good luck, man. We are all pulling for you! (euphemism)
Wait, that was a euphemism?!? Damn it, there goes my contribution to the cause.
GTFO. Stay safe.
Good luck.
One aunt and uncle are staying put on the gulf coast; another aunt is now in Texas.
Never seen this before, but Brendan O’Neill killin it
*it seems to have been posted recently, but i assume its older, and he’s said the same things before in many different occasions.
i don’t think his point is exclusive to ‘generations’ but just more about the popular zeitgeist. my mom is just on board with the dumb-‘millenial’-shit as my niece is.
*especially cute was his anecdote of being told by a woman how he was an “oppressor” and how he noted that he’d worked for the supermarket chain her father had owned as a bag-boy as a child… basically, “Funding the ponies you rode at your sheltered girl’s school”
pwnage so hard….
side note:
Cat Stevens actually made 1 funky song
For some reason Cat Stevens made me think of Stephen Lynch.
Yusef Islam to you infidels.
Hey now
As-salamu alaykum
sorry, no, i said i’ll have a salami on whole wheat, and some slaw
That is funky, as in I haven’t changed my underwear in three days.
I find this to be funkier, in the good way.
(spits blood)
Good stuff.
You found that looking for David Icke videos, didnt you?
(tries thinking of how that connection works)
no actually it was just some shit in my youtube feed. which lately is mostly detritus left behind by searching for mike patton interviews and keith moon documentaries and various music related stuff.
actually this movie which i still think is the greatest skate video ever made* showed up just today, and is always worth a rewatch.
80% of it is the production/music/editing which is Spike Jonez
Yeah Right! = the Lawrence of Arabia of skate videos
So racist, mansplainging, white washing?
Gleaming the cube?
Or Blackass?
Or BlackAss?
*They do some pretty good skate scenes.
interestingly, the opening of the vid is a tribute to a dead black skateboarding teen, Keenan Milton, who died suddenly in 2001
other than that its probably pretty racist.
re-watching it now, it seems they replace the music in brandon beibel’s segment which fucks up the opening of the film horribly.
the interpol/brian anderson segment is a good example. of how it works best. you might love/hate the music, but its sort of a throwback to the whole late 1980s m.o. of skate footage/music combo that makes it interesting to watch
or the Owen Wilson footy segment
When I was in the skate scene I wrote a film script where a whole 10 minute scene in the film was described as ‘a cool skate scene’ but I was vibing off the Kottonmouth Kings at the time. The film was never made.
Meh, Badlanders, cause FYTW
It’s no Search For Animal Chin, but it’s alright I guess.
there’s no pleasing people who’s only goal is announcing hipster superiority
If i had to choose a finest moment, i’d pick = Tommy Guerrero’s downhill in Future Primitive as the apex of the shit
but i still think Jonez movie is the best collective combo of talent +production values + good music
Is it humorous if nobody gets it?
Also, would.
According to my Stand up comedian Uncle yes,
Just because they didn’t get it doesn’t mean it wasn’t funny,
1/3 Likes you
1/3 hates you
1/3 doesn’t care
play to the 1/3
/works for me
So what you’re saying is, 3/3 equals work? I’m not good at algebra.
people Dude people
Lenny Bruce talked about joking to the band.
Back in the day, nightclubs would have various forms of live entertainment, so musicians, stand up comics, and ahem “dancers” who tended to dance in outfits you could probably fit in a coin purse. The justification being that it was a general show of performance art, and if there were some titties being shown, that’s art or something and so it was legal. So the band members had heard lots of shitty standup, and so if he could make those guys laugh, then he knew the joke was at least moderately funny.
Of course, that later lead to problems when it came to meeting community standards.
HELLO? STEVE SMITH BORED!, MAKE LINK TO NOISE TO ATTACK HIKERS ,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3gH27Fn6E
AUTO CORRECT FOR STEVE SMITH RAPE TERM< SHOULD BE ATTRACT
So, if Bloodhound gang does it like the Discovery channel, then Beastie Boys do it like Rapesquatch fetish videos? These euphemisms get so hard to follow.
This?
/confusion
Im looking forward to the Bill Belichick press conference
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That preview text is longer than the actual article.
Nothing hotter than one of the three libertarian women joining in on Thicc Thursday. How you doin?
Why hasn’t she replied back?
She’s probably telling all her friends to come because we’re all so hip and such.
Prepare the board games, gentlemen! This is our night!
Who got the 20 side die?
I didn’t make it as a reporter.
Looking at Ventusky, it looks like Irma will feed Katia, Good Luck Mexico,
https://www.ventusky.com/?p=21.2;-77.5;4&l=temperature&t=20170908/04
School makes at least 75 students take blood and urine tests over 1 empty beer can
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/09/07/school-makes-at-least-75-students-take-blood-and-urine-tests-over-1-empty-beer-can.html
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As many as 75 students were detained and ordered to undergo blood and urine testing, all because one can of beer was discovered at a high school football game in New Jersey, a school official said.
Randolph Superintendent Jennifer Fano said in a letter posted on the district’s website that the can turned up Friday night near a student section of the bleachers at Randolph High School.
The students were pulled from the stands and their parents were called so they could be screened for alcohol. Students who refused the screening faced as much as five days of suspension under school district policy.
Fano wrote on the district’s website: “As educators, we are charged with enforcing policy. The law requires that we send students out to be tested when it appears that they may be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.”
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[head desk]
Thank goodness we got rid of Prohibition.
So… 1 full can and 37 empties?
You always spare one to spread tales of your ruthlessness.
SMH. Kids these days. Cans of beer are too obvious and inefficient. We took Big Gulp cups filled with whiskey (or rum) and coke to our HS football games.
I remember being hassled by a cop at a UT game. (Hook ’em Horns!) There was a bulge in my back pocket, so had to I show her my wallet to prove that I wasn’t carrying a flask.
In retrospect, the fact that she was checking out my ass should have been a clue that I might have had a shot, but instead I was a bit tipsy from tailgating, so I just fixed the cable and enjoyed the game.
Clinton: I relied on prayer, yoga and ‘my fair share of Chardonnay’ after ‘devastating’ 2016 loss
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/07/politics/hillary-clinton-book-event/index.html
Eat, Pray, Lose
Imma say that Hilldawg is a ‘Vodka Drunk’, which is known to be the biggest drunk there is.
Also, fuck her with a band-saw.
*Note that there is no good way to fuck someone with a bandsaw.
I’m calling BS, she’s definitely a Chardonnay 1%er.
Uh… she had her fair share of Chardonnay before the election, which was part of her problem.
Also:
“The former first lady is a deeply spiritual person, writing for decades that her faith is what helped her get through some of the most difficult moments in her life. Though Clinton usually keeps her faith private, during the 2016 campaign she routinely discussed her faith and beliefs.”
Why bother to lie when CNN will just lie for you?
Oh man, this is gonna be great!
Trump admin backs Colorado baker who refused to make cake for same-sex wedding
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/07/politics/justice-department-colorado-cake/index.html
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The Trump administration is backing a Colorado baker who refused to create a cake for the wedding of a same-sex couple.
The case — one of the most important to be heard this term — pits advocates for religious liberty against supporters of LGBT rights.
In a friend-of-the-court brief filed with the Supreme Court, the Justice Department urged the court to side with Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips, who says making a cake for a same-sex couple violates his religious liberty.
“Forcing Phillips to create expression for and participate in a ceremony that violates his sincerely held religious beliefs invades his First Amendment rights,” Acting Solicitor General Jeff Wall wrote for the Justice Department.
“The government may not enact content-based laws commanding a speaker to engage in protected expression: An artist cannot be forced to paint, a musician cannot be forced to play, and a poet cannot be forced to write,” the brief adds.
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TRUMP IS HORRIBLE FOR LIBERTARIANS! He might force bakers to not bake gay nazi cakes!
Literally Hitler. In 2 years, he might have a body count as high as the Clinton’s.
As I posted on an earlier thread (and am now repeating myself because I’m pretty lit), Gay Marriage and Gay Weddings are two distinctly different things.
The first is a government approved support agreement.
The second is just a ceremony to celebrate one person’s voluntary slavery to another; where you throw people in jail for using pastries as a method of speech.
Very clear libertarian line.
My socially conservative (except for their own actions, but hypocrisy is par for the course) parents never had a problem with gays being together, or getting bonded; just with them using the word ‘marriage’.
I myself, as a Catholic, don’t think any of you heathens married outside the Church are married, but I couldn’t give a damn what words you use. I just don’t think the government plays any part in it. My brother who got ‘married’ by at city hall is no more married than a raccoon is a marmoset. I’m kind of drunk.
Your brother married a raccoon?
A raccoon is probably more interesting to talk to.
No, clearly, his brother is a raccoon, who married a marmoset.
Thanksgivings must be fun.
That is why CPRM has a bandit mask.
True story of my Avitar, I downloaded it to photoshop this.
I’m trying to fill Eddies void…I mean the void left by Eddie
Ewwwww.
Eskimo brothers?
Common Law Marriages for all. The government shouldn’t give a shit about who is married to whom. So how is a hippie couple that got married 20 years ago and had 3 kids between them without a piece of paper between them any more married than a couple that got drunk and did a Vegas wedding?
Good night, I will sleep good… hopefully not thru my alarm.