Apparently Irma was a disappointment. Damaging, yes, but not exactly devastating. My mother’s main complaint now is that, without power, the ice in the freezer melted. “The kitchen floor is all wet now.”

Women, minorities, and manatees hardest hit.

And really, have the doomsayers ever been right?

If this is the worst thing you have to deal with, you got it pretty good.

Did I mention that the Ravens kicked ass?

And here’s Music To Behead Your Girlfriend By: