STEVE SMITH ALL CAUGHT UP ON RAPE QUOTA…SO WILL TAKE THE NIGHT OFF. HA, HA – FOOLED YOU. STEVE SMITH NEVER TAKE TIME OFF FROM HIKER RAPE! OR PARK RANGER RAPE. OR BIGFOOT HUNTER RAPE. OR ANY RAPE. THAT IS LIFE AS RAPESQUATCH!
BUT STEVE SMITH WILL GIVE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. THEY MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH. WHEN STEVE SMITH HAPPY, HE RAPE WITH A BIGGER SMILE ON HIS FACE!
- STEVE SMITH THINK FRIEND ZARDOZ WOULD LIKE THIS GUY. HE GO FORTH AND KILL.
- NOW STEVE SMITH KNOW WHERE POLITICIANS MIGHT GO FIND MONEY.
- ADAM SILVER NOW GOING TO BE OFF SJW LIKE LIST, STEVE SMITH PREDICTS.
- STEVE SMITH SHOCKED TO FIND POLICE GET LIGHTER TREATMENT THAN REGULAR PEOPLE.
STEVE SMITH HOPE YOU LIKE LINKS. NOW TO GO TO RV PARK AND ENJOY EVENING. AND BY ENJOY, MEAN RAPE.
I didn’t realize STEVE SMITH rapes raccoons, too.
Trashy Pandas were asking for it.
They’re his informants for where the high quality hiker bait is.
CORRECT.
Time for your Saturday night titties!
http://archive.is/eAkZO
As fake as she may be, 39’s my gal.
refreshingly ink free, also 19-24 and 59-67 don’t belong in a cleavage picto-rama! I call bullshit!
44.
Damn.
22
Excellent choice. Too young for you, though, old man.
I’m young at heart!
#39 is a photoshopped picture of Lucy Pinder. #51 is pornstar Mia Khalifa.
Nice timing, I just got home from eating dinner at the local Tilted Kilt. The butt interlude is a nice touch.
I’m going to say: orgy, even though Mia Khalifa has implants and only if I can get the real Lucy Pinder.
That link made my computer retarded. Without seeing any of the lovelies, I’ll pick #10 because it’s my lucky number and you can’t really go wrong with the Chive.
Ten’s a good choice.
Concur. That’s my other girl.
I like #4, with #57 as an alternate.
“ADAM SILVER NOW GOING TO BE OFF SJW LIKE LIST”
That guy looks like a reanimated corpse.
No doubt http://www.ironwoodtheatre.net/assets/images/Nosferatu2.jpg
I watched “Nosferatu” once. That was a creepy movie, and scarier than more modern horror movies.
The “Making Of” movie is really good, too. Willem Dafoe as the Count!
Kiss of the Vampire IIRC.
I remember watching Nosferatu on a rainy day in ~4th grade, with the PE teacher doing a voice-over for all the characters.
Check out the Werner Herzog/Klaus Kinski version….that’s just….something else.
Huge second on the Herzog/Kinski version of Nosferatu. Those guys made some amazing films together. Fitzcarraldo and Aguirre:The Wrath of God are also both excellent.
This was made by one of my profs in film school.
And here is how well he and Herzog worked together.
i enjoyed that. both of them.
Got the old Anchor Bay DVD box set of all their collabs…somehow I *still* haven’t watched Fitzcarraldo…
One of my shirt designs
The fact that Harvard has a $35 billion endowment and still has the gall to go rent seeking… shameless.
I think HM pointed out that even if Harvard received no rent seeking money or tuition, Harvard’s endowment would keep the school alive.
Since I am still sick, I made comfort food for supper. Wild rice hot dish -true Minnesota food.
Nice choice, Tulip. Feel better!
drink hot toddies.
Theraflu and vodka
fuck, i’d make one right now if i had any.
I tried that last weekend.
Hell of an idea. My wife drank the last Italian brandy, so it’s black tea and Tuaca instead. It works!
I’m having a glass of wine, then I’ll go sit in the hot tub . I don’t want to be sick and hung over tomorrow.
Threading fail – should have been lower down.
That’s what she said?
Get well soon! I recommend black tea, honey, lemon, and a little whiskey.
Get well.
Wife came back from Europe with the flu and jet lag. Blamed the flu on USA, but hasn’t been out of the house since getting back and I’m not sick. So…
She’s sipping on some Limoncino (Italian girl drink by my definition, but it’s 32% alcohol) and I bought her some Nyquil this afternoon. We have antibiotics, but she’s refusing that so far. I also made her some homemade chicken soup.
Don’t be passing out antibiotics. Jesus what’s wrong with people? You’re going to incubate a super virus that will kill us all!
Do you eat beef?
Two words. Clostridium. difficile.
Well, it’s the evening links, so time to go off topic.
For those in the Columbus, Ohio area, I’ll be down there next weekend to hit up some of the newer breweries that have opened up. If anyone wants to meet up for a pint, hit me up at my handle at gmail. In other beer news, it does look like we have a large enough group of beer geeks, who are spread out enough that we may be able to do a beer exchange. Is anyone interested in either?
*drops gloves*
Who are you calling a geek?!?
But, yeah. That sounds like fun.
I’d be up for a Cowtown meetup. As for the other, I am only an apprentice home-brewer I’ll ask my mentor about a beer exchange.
Is anyone interested in either?
Yes. I’m not going to be near Columbus next so I’ll have to pass on that despite my interest. I am interested in beer exchange.
So… for a beer exchange, we’ve got a couple of options. We can go with a math style trade, or we can go with a BIF (Beer it Forward) style trade. It all depends on what people want.
“Math style”? “BIF”?
Normally I go track down beers myself instead of beer trading, so I’m not familiar with the field’s jargon. Sorry.
Math style is a board game geek thing. Everyone puts in preferences and what they’re giving up, and you trust into an algorithm as to the best trades. BIF means Beer It Forward, so everyone would send in an address, which would be put onto a list. The first shipment crosses off a name/address, and sends beer out. By the end, every participant should have a new batch of beer.
Got it. Thanks!
I could be up for a meet, depending on time. Have no homebrew to exchange, sadly. Haven’t had time (or made the time?) in years, and the last batch did not go well.
Me and the girlfriend are down there for a full weekend, so any time can work. As for homebrew, I’m thinking a full exchange. Although a simple one, a minimum of 72 oz. of beer sent to someone.
When did “git woke” become “expressing themes of unity”? That was a weird transformation.
Alex Jones missed his true calling, example #684.
reminder of why i never watch anime; i don’t even have epilepsy, but it makes me feel as though i do.
Why would the mayor want to continue to be driven around by a drunk?
from previous thread, reposted:
Razorfist on ‘The Future of YouTube’.
some typically astute observations. I particularly liked his analogy of YT as a landlord attempting to evict all its tenants so it can rebuild as a luxury-condo (aka “legitimate Netflix competitor”), but that in his view (i share it) they’re smoking crack if they think they’re going to beat Amazon et al, who are far better positioned in many ways.
also agree with his point that if they evict their user base, they’re going to end up the Myspace of video-social-media.
Yup. The appeal of YouTube for me is not to watch amazingly produced videos, it’s to watch good but fun/casual content. And for learning.
Yeah….one of those interesting things – getting to the party super late with a few other folks I’ve talked to on Twitter re: vids. Cross-posting to other sites like vid.me might help, but at this point, I don’t think there’s any financial viability in just posting. I am thinking about a patreon/hatreon once I actually get a bit more of a fanbase. May start it sooner just for the helluvit.
Yeah, watched that earlier today. Pretty spot on. Why does YouTube want to redo itself and compete with Netflix when they’ve been so damn successful doing a completely different thing? Also, Razor thinks Amazon has better originals than Netflix? Really? I admit, I haven’t watched any Amazon originals, and Netflix has some questionable ones, but there’s no doubt to me Netflix is better. I’ve had a few different ones that I’ve enjoyed and others that I’d be interested in checking out sometime. Amazon? Maybe Man in the High Castle. Can’t think of anything else that looked interesting. (What else do they have, Transparent? Yeah, I’m sure that isn’t a social signaling cringe fest at all.)
Hand of God is actually pretty good.
Bosch ain’t bad.
fun fact: guns took a while to catch on in Africa because Europeans deliberately sold them defective guns. I imagine this happened in other places as well.
I would love to see some evidence for that assertion.
Spot the Not: Nutty Professors- nuttier than a squirrel turd
1. He is a Professor of Art at SUNY-Buffalo. He downplayed fears of Islamic terrorism to identify what he says is the true culprit: conservative Republicans. After the horrific massacre at a gay nightclub in Orlando last year, he warned people not to get distracted by it. Instead, he opined, “The discussion of ISIS is a deliberate misdirection and an attempt by the Right to make the unpalatable defense of gay people more to their liking by rewriting it in patriotic terms. We need to look at why we are allowing American citizens to legally purchase assault weapons. Trans-people are killed in this country on a regular basis just because of their mere existence…What happened in Orlando is part of the pattern of anti-gay violence in the U.S. We cannot allow this tragedy to be used by our enemies in ways that obscure its cause. We have a homophobia problem in this country and that should be the focus.”
2. He is a Professor of Psychology at the University of Oregon and editor of the “Marxist Magazine Monthly Review.” He advocates a “red-green” alliance to abolish capitalism, and considers the collapse of the Soviet empire a setback for human progress. He advocates what he calls “the socialization of nature,” explaining that “the more that nature is placed under the protection of people in general through democratic processes that determine the rules of sustainability, the better things are going to be.” Government, in other words, should “own” nature.
3. He is a Professor of Women and Gender Studies at Darmouth College and blames conservatives, guns, and Islamophobia for the Orlando massacre, when Omar Mateen killed 49 people in a gay nightclub.
4. He is a Professor of English at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. He calls for the “abolition of whiteness.” He even compares “whiteness” to the whale in the literary classic, Moby Dick. He claims that saying “white trash” is also racist because it suggests that regular trash is black.
5. She is a Professor of Women’s Studies at the University of Michigan. She claims that the patriarchy brainwashes men to buy guns, eat meat, and mistreat women. She teaches her students to fight the patriarchy by refusing to have sex with men who eat meat or own guns.
6. He is a Professor of Literature at Montclair State University. He also is a leading denier of crimes by Joseph Stalin. Perhaps most ironically, he teaches a class on protests, while also being an apologist for a dictator who killed dissidents.
#3. You didn’t say anything about the women he used/raped, so he can’t be a male Professor of Women and Gender Studies.
I will also for for #3, because sooner or later i have to be right.
4. Not because it’s not believable, just that the other ones are so plausible.
I’ve used that reasoning in the past, but it hasn’t served me well. Sometimes the derp just defies all common sense.
#1, just because it’s my alma mater.
2 is the Not. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bellamy_Foster"John Bellamy Foster is a sociology, not psychology, professor. Unsurprisingly he is both a product of Evergreen and later faculty there.
Nice try, but no cigar. The sociology/psychology thing is an error in the source material.
Try the link again.
5 is the Not. No winners, choose the form the Destructor.
Sophia Loren.
Death by bunga-bunga with Sophia Loren? There are worse things in the world.
Snoo-snoo.
But do you know for sure that there’s really not a female Women’s Studies professor at University of Michingan who believes those things? Unless they don’t offer that major or something, it’s not a bet I’d be willing to take.
Not really in the spirit of the game, but I agree, partially, with #2. The collapse of the Soviet Union, i have said before, while a godsend for those trapped in that hellish system, took away our best bad example. Used to be, if you want to spy on the American people, the people would say “what is this, Russia?” Used to be, that if you were a “socialist” you’d never get elected, because “what is this, Russia?” Etc.
God I miss the 80s.
I had hair in the eighties. I rocked the best mullet. Made Don Johnson look like a bum. I get laid more now, though, and have more money.
This one is easy.
They are all true.
Where’s my prize ? or did you enact/steal labor from me?
That guy gave up enough material facts about his past and photos, I don’t know why he bothered with the pseudonym.
Lol I didn’t catch that he used a false identity.
Spot the Not: Still more nutty professors
1. She a professor at Columbia State Community College required students in a general psychology class to wear “Rainbow Ribbons” for one day to show support for gay and lesbian political causes. She stated that opponents of gay marriage are “uneducated bigots who attack homosexuals with hate.”
2. She is a Professor of Sociology at Northwestern University. She wrote in an op-ed that there are good arguments for restricting free speech rights. She said that racist hate speech has been linked to higher rates of smoking and obesity, for example.
3. She is a Professor at McMaster University. In a recent paper, she said “it’s impossible to ‘do’ Christmas without running into one patriarchal construct after another.” She believes that both Jesus and Santa both contribute to the advancement of patriarchal society. She even claims Frosty the Snowman, Christmas carols, and gender specific Christmas gifts are sexist.
4. He is an Assistant Professor of Journalism at Columbia University. He believes rural whites from the South should be forcefully relocated to ghettos so they are forced to socialize with black people. He states that this will cure them of racism.
5. She is an Assistant Professor of Rhetoric and Composition at Oberlin College. She posted a series of anti-Semitic Facebook posts in the aftermath of the Charlie Hebdo terror attacks. In these posts, she placed the blame for the attacks on Israel and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
6. He is an adjunct professor at Southern State Community College. He called for shooting up the National Rifle Association (NRA) headquarters on June 13, 2016. He wrote “Look, there’s only one solution. A bunch of us anti-gun types are going to have to arm ourselves, storm the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, VA, and make sure there are no survivors.” He argued the best way to do this would be “coordinated hits at remote sites.”
#6. That’s just too stoopid to be real.
I’ll go with #6 as well. I have a vague memory of some Progressive-type going on about shooting up the NRA headquarters, but I don’t think it was a college professor.
I’ll go with 4, because its 1 more than 3, but less than 5
Winner, winner, poultry meal!
BABY IM HOT TONIGHT
(thows pile of money in the air)
DRINKS ON ME, MORE COCAINE FOR EVERYONE
Just watched some Sargon in:re Hillary’s loss and the subsequent fall-out. I think I’ll still be chuckling in my Depends thirty or forty years hence when I’m lying on my death bed in some bug infested “care home”, waiting to expire. The greatest troll that ever trolled a troll…
Link? I might have some spare time this eve
i don’t know which he’s referring to, but this is semi-amusing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMHpiNqFIk
at least the first few mins ive seen. i’ve seen this rhetorical pivot many times recently, where someone on the left will make some absurd claim (e.g. “communism/maoism – any form of socialism that doesn’t work out the way we imagine – was right wing”)
when they’re called on it, and someone says, “hey, get a load of this guy, he’s saying Stalin was right wing”… they will clutch pearls and go, “i never said that! Find the moment where i said that’…. because that exact wording was not used.
its basically how Chris Cillizza crowed “victory!” when it was shown that there had been FISA surveillance of Manfort; see, because that was ‘proof’ that ‘wiretapping’ never happened. because “surveillance” isn’t “wiretapping”, or something.
Its a motte/bailey sort of thing. they’re perfectly ok making ludicrous rhetorical stretches of facts in headlines which aren’t supported in the actual stories, but if you actually try and call them out about anything, they will fall back on lawerly precision of language and insist they’re being misunderstood.
there is something to be admired here, which is a rediscovery and appreciation of the various forms of sophistry. its just that i’m not sure they *know* they’re doing it.
Young Turks freakouts and it swirls down the drain of hilarity from there.
So, I’m playing a free open beta weekend of the new VR game ‘From Other Suns’. It’s pretty cool so far, I need to repair my ships engines and after I finally found the engine room, I realized I had no fucking idea what I’m supposed to do. So I sat down and took a break. I ‘think’ I know what I need to do now and that I have the tool on me.
Any of you lot watched 1.22.63 on Hulu? I’m going to start it but I swear to God if this shit is all about lionizing Kennedy or Camelot, I’m shutting it down.
^11
The only Stephen King book that I was never arsed enough to finish. He’s laid some real bricks, too. I hate “woke” King and I want back “coke” King. Maybe in a few years he’ll start becoming senile and write as if he means it, like that nice old lady at the nursing home that yells “Niggers!” at the top of her lungs.
I read “Dreamcatcher”. I regretted it. “Dreamcatcher” was just mental masturbation.
“Shit-Eels”. That is all. They filmed that movie in my home town. Double Jeopardy and Reindeer Games, too. We attract the stinkers to Stink-Town.
It’s terrible but the movie does almost have that so-bad-it’s-good thing going for it.
The “Running Dicks Aliens” scene is like a fever dream.
I really liked Dreamcatchers as pulp. Grabbed me all over.
The movie, I barely remember.
And I don’t remember the goddamn child sequences, either. Which is probably why I remember liking the book so much.
“Watch out foah Missuh Gay!” was huge chortler when my daughters were teens. Sardonic wit runs in the family.
I’m bewildered. What?
I miss “coke” King also. He produced some good work back then.
Oh lord… My new job involves looking at medical records for patients in nursing homes, and sometimes I see documented instances of stuff like this. “Resident was agitated, threw a flower pot, and used racial slurs towards staff”. It’s not quite as good as the stories I picked up at the women’s prison, but still funny/interesting enough to keep me awake most of the day.
I used to work in the “personal care” arena and if you aren’t bullet-proof it will wear you down, eventually. They hired me because I was young, in shape and male. The psychological scars healed with time but the bite marks will be carried to my grave. I stuck it out for two years and just walked away before someone got hurt. Good Goddamn the coworker pussy was fine, though.
That sounds awful. Except for the pussy part.
Good Goddamn the coworker pussy was fine, though.
I remember the workers at the home my grandparents were in. I was interested in none of them.
Not oldsters, retards. Think coeds getting work experience toward a degree in Social work. Everyday you save them from flailing fists and elbows and at night you show them the softer side. *cues the Barry White* Still not worth it. Nearly broke me.
Thank you for stating this much more eloquently than I did elsewhere when this same topic came up.
Oh good lord, King ruminating on Camelot – how could it not be woke?
Well, he does think that Blue Oyster Cult was a good band.
BOC IS THE BEST GODDAMN
gotta get my inhaler
FUCKING BAND AND DON’T
EVER FORGET
Hell, I just watched the Netflix version of Gerald’s Game. It wasn’t terrible, and the tall man made the girlfriend afraid at times. They kept in the Dolores Clairborn reference if anyone cares.
Damn, there sure a lot of nutty professors.
Can you Spot the Not?
1. He is a Professor of Political Science. He taught a fraudulent “independent studies” class at Winston-Salem State, created for the purpose of boosting a group of students’ grades in order to allow the school to keep receiving grant money. He previously faced reprimand for using his classes to boost Democrat campaigns by inviting candidates and offering extra credit for volunteering on campaigns.
2. He is a Professor at the Rochester Institute of Technology. He said that scientists who deny climate change should be jailed for “criminal negligence.”
3. She in a Professor of Philosophy at UCLA. One of her course requirements is a a ceremony where she and her students conduct a mass marriage to “Mother Earth” in a forest. Afterwards, she encourages her students to consummate the marriage in a “tree orgy”.
4. She is an Associate Professor of English at Loyola University-Chicago. She wrote in The Feminist Wire that all men have a secret desire to rape women in their sleep.
5. He is a Professor of American Studies at Brown University. He criticized University of Chicago for opposing safe spaces and for allowing controversial speakers, calling it a “cold, Darwinian approach”. “It is not our job to make intellectual noise — a raucous debate, a clashing set of ideas, a hurtful back-and-forth — just because we can” he wrote.
6. She is an Assistant Professor at Texas Christian University. She allegedly failed a disabled veteran student for arguing against modern-feminism and that women in the United States were fortunate and liberated. She also allegedly kicked the student out of class and filed a police report with campus police accusing the student of being “disruptive”.
I say that 3 is the fake one, mainly because it sounds like what kooky moonbats did maybe 20 years ago, not today.
Are you sure?
‘EcoSexual’ students at SMC ‘marry the ocean’
https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7622
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A professor at Santa Monica College led students in an ‘EcoSexual Sextravaganza’ in which participants ‘married the ocean.’
Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”
“Back when I would hug trees in Santa Cruz, I would sort of ask the tree if it was okay if I hugged it and I would feel their spirit or energy or something give a response back, and then proceed accordingly.”
The ceremony began with Bruce Cartier, a former SMC student, proclaiming to those gathered at Santa Monica Beach that “today we stand upon this holy earth and in this sacred space to witness the rite of matrimony between the sea and us all.”
Next, leaders of the event distributed rings to the students, announcing “with this ring, I bestow upon the sea the treasures of my mind heart and hands—as well as my body and soul. With the power vested in us, we now pronounce you ‘married to the sea.’”
***
Note: When you type “moonbats” on the YT search engine, this tree worship group is on the top of the page.
3 is real.
#2. It’s hard to believe RIT has fallen like that.
Professor of what? I agree that is the not. And not because I’m from Rah-cha-cha.
3 is the Not.
Was it inspired by that video or the article?
Yes
I’m a fool! https://youtu.be/okAEQHmy70U
If lions eat meat, why shouldn’t we?
Vegan Guy should be a comic book character. He looks like a cross between that giraffey guy from John Jay, Moby and Billy Corgan with plenty of snapping arseholes to spare.
You leave Billy out of this. *Cranks 1979*
Siamese Dream is a fine album, one that I still listen to. It’s a shame that his band-mates couldn’t handle fame, drugs and Billy’s controlling behavior.
that man has some condition that is making him writhe and squirm. or maybe he has a vibrating butt plug.
“Oscillating Rectal Flange” was the name of my brother’s first punk band.
That sounds like it would be a Carcass song.
OK, I’ve just about run out of nutty professors. I saved the most bug fuck nutty bat shit crazy ones for last.
Spot the Not
1. He is a Professor of Bioethics at Princeton. He believes that it is reasonable for healthcare providers to kill mentally disabled babies. He strongly questions the personhood given to any unborn child and finds little similarity to killing an unborn child and killing any other person. However, He believes that all rights, including the right to life, should be granted to animals. He simultaneously advocates for the right to life for animals and the right to abort the unborn child. He believes children should be able to be aborted up to 2 years old.
2. A Professor of Political Science at Penn State stated that conservatives express more issues of psychoticism, which he defined as ” uncooperative, hostile, troublesome, and socially withdrawn, but lack feelings of inferiority and have an absence of anxiety. At the extremes, those scoring high on P are manipulative, tough-minded, and practical.” He also claims that the counterparts of these conservatives [the left] is more likely to be altruistic, well socialized, empathic, and conventional. However upon review he accidentally switched data points around and should have labeled liberals with the adjectives he labeled conservatives with. Presented with this information, he claimed that it did not change his conclusion.
3. She is a Professor of Social Work at University of Illinois-Chicago and believes that women should not be put in prison and that women’s prisons should be shut down. She believes that the only reason women are in prison is because they are marginalized and disrespected in society not because they are criminals.
4. He is a Professor of History at Rutgers University. He is also an active member of the Communist Party USA since 1978. He writes and teaches about communism using his “Marxist Perspective.” As a supporter of Obama, He said that it would be good if Obama’s policies were labeled socialist because it would bring socialism to the forefront and looked at more seriously as a viable option for Americans.
5. She is a Professor of Art at the University of Florida. She banned the phrase “melting pot” from her classes, claiming it “signals a Euro-White Colonial standard”. She also writes into the instructions on assignments in all-caps, ““DO NOT EVER USE THE PHRASE ‘MELTING POT’ IN THIS CLASS. IN THIS CLASS WE CELEBRATE DIVERSITY, NOT SAMENESS.”
6. She is a Professor of Anthropology at the University of California-Berkeley. In a post on her blog after the tragic massacre at a gay Orlando night club, she blamed the National Rifle Association for the massacre. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, she also blamed the shooting as well as the massacre in San Bernadino on “retrograde, orthodox conservatives who fear change, who lack self-discipline, courage, and who suffer, if it may be called that, a perversity of heart.”
7. She is a statistics lecturer at University of Michigan-Ann Arbor. After a conservative activist satirically changed his preferred pronoun to “His Majesty”, she threatened to punish any student who mocked the preferred pronoun system.
8. She is a Professor of African American Studies at UC Davis. In an opinion piece published in the school newspaper, she declared that electricity is a racist, white supremacist invention and that crystal energy should be used instead.
I’m guessing 3, mainly because I vaguely remember stories generally related to most of the rest.
#2 is par for the course in certain areas at Penn State. I remember reading about #7.
#8 is the not.
#1 sounds a lot like the Vegan from the lion post upthread. I’m going with #7 as the not.
I’m going to very very tentatively go with 8.
#8 because again too stoopid
So there is a limit to peak derp?
Planck temperature is the best analogy.
Ask the master.
Just as there is an absolute zero, there is an absolute hot, which is called Planck temperature. At this temperature, subatomic particles approach the speed of light.
In a similar way, there is a limit to how stupid something can be, which is called Peak Derp. However, just like Planck temperature, the limit is so astronomically high that for practical purposes, there is no limit. No matter how stupid a thing you find, there will always be something even more insane waiting to be discovered.
It’s the journey that counts, not the unreachable destination?
Sokath! His eyes opened!
Next up: Zeno’s Derpadox.
If 8 is real, she needs to be committed.
Curse your eyes, 8 is indeed the Not.
I’d have gone with #8.
If you’d said she was a Banana Slug rather than at UC Davis, I might have bought it.
Also, I met a twenty something Latina the other day. Her name is “Milady”. It’s pronounced “M’Lady”.
Did you doff your plum’d hat and bow graciously? That’s what Festus woulda done.
My son has a classmate named – for realz – “King Che”
“King of the Swirly” if there is indeed a Goddess.
Finally, a game here that I might be able to win!
My friend has a friend who is a primary teacher. The name of one of her students? Gangsta One.
1 is Pete Singer, right?
Good catch. You win a Lena Dunham pin-up calendar.
https://blogs-images.forbes.com/viviennedecker/files/2017/01/Lena-Jemima-outtake-1200×796.jpg
*Sylvester Voice* – You’re Despicable!
Linking that picture is more evil than anything Singer has suggested.
Filed under “funny cuz it’s true”:
The Onion: Cop Confident He’ll Be Exonerated By Clear Video Evidence Of Him Shooting Defenseless Black Man
Best way to make sense of fucked up shit is through comedy.
Teenagers talk about infamous murderous tryst on camera.
Bonus footage: Both she and her partner an erotic fixation for all time. Industry commentary on Sean Connery. 15-year-old girl smoking on camera. “Personal question, Olivia, I notice you’re, uh, at fifteen, that’s pretty young to be smoking a cigarette, isn’t it?” *Olivia clears throat*
My lungs were tar-babies at 15. I started smoking at 12 and drinking heavily at her age. Amateurs…
This is intensely sexual even without Whiting stowing his arm up behind her like he’s inching his way toward copping a breast.
And also half a century since this pair reached sexual maturity.
“Can you see yourself developing into more mature roles, in a couple years, when you’re 18? Although nobody will believe you’re 18, they’ll think you’re 25.”
*Olivia Hussey laughs nervously*
Oh, dear.
AUTHENTICALLY HOT 15-year-old MADE TO PLAY-ACT A ROLE WITH HER SCENE PARTNER sweet Jesus help me
I swear to God, I’m done. No kids for me.
Rape Culture! Rheeeeeee! My brother was squirming in the crib when Mom was 15 and I came along before she turned 17. She always said that she knew what she wanted but I don’t believe that. The Sixties were fucked up.
Have you watched Zeffirelli film? It’s an experience.
My then thirteen year-old member would like a word in the corner, Mr. CS. Chafing against the sexual mores of the time will not sandpaper over the rough edges of 1960’s pop culture.
Then watch his version of Endless Love.
Also, from Clickhole:
The San Diego Zoo Just Totally Stuck It To Donald Trump By Putting An Orange Wig On A Giraffe And Blowing It Up With Dynamite
We really need a Harry Potter version of Godwin’s law. “As an online discussion by Millennials grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Voldemort approaches 1.”
Which is kind of sad. Reading the history of the Texas Revolution, the Texans were constantly making references to the battles between the Greeks and Persians, comparing the Alamo to Thermopylae . So ~150 years ago, some backwoods farmers were referencing Herodotus and everybody knew what they meant. These days our ‘best and brightest’ can’t be bothered to reference anything more intellectually stimulating than a kids book.
ah, bathos
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Current Affairs is not a magazine like any other. It’s got plenty of top-notch writing about news, film, books, and ideas. But it’s also dazzlingly colorful, with satirical advertisements, subversive parodies of traditional media, puzzles, cut-outs, and an array of other unexpected amusements and surprises. It’s as if Christopher Hitchens and Willy Wonka edited a magazine together, or a gang of anarchist mimes raided the offices of the New Yorker. It’s as sophisticated as Vanity Fair or the Paris Review, but as exuberant and playful as Mad or Spy.
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Strong like a gorilla, but soft and yielding like a Nerf ball…
https://www.currentaffairs.org/magazine
Pfffsshh, they wish.
I liked the part about it being Mummenschanz the Magazine.
“I’d buy THAT for a dollar!”
Somebody should start tracking ESPN ratings, average football viewership ratings, and NFL ticket sales to see if the stand up, sit down, turn around, genuflect hokey pokey during the national anthem is having any impact on the NFL’s bottom line.
If it is, it’s not like the MSM is eager to report it. They’re the ones depending on those ratings for their mullah.
I’d do it myself, but I’ve got other important things to do . . . involving females and motorcycles and pizza and money and other important stuff like that.
Maybe there’s a site out there already somewhere?
Related to ESPN, NFL, MSM death watch.
http://financialsurvivalnetwork.com/2017/09/trumps-puts-another-nail-in-the-msm-coffin-with-nfls-help/
How much did MLB lose when the players went on strike/were locked out? I was a bartender at a bar across from Coors field when it happened and remember people saying the same things back then. But they came back the next year.
It’s amazing how he’s always simultaneously unintelligent and playing 10D chess at the same time.
They mock his outlandish looks as much as they decry his policies. If we don’t back into a recession, Donald will win again in 2020. They just don’t get it.
I’d be amazed if we don’t fall back into recession next year or the year after that.
I maintain that Trump didn’t just win in spite of the news coverage. I think he won because of it.
Anybody else remember Baghdad Bob?
Baghdad Bob was Saddam Hussein’s . . . press secretary. He’d hold these meetings claiming that the U.S. was nowhere near the capital–not even within the Baghdad city limits, etc. AIR, he was giving one of those interviews at the moment that U.S. troops walked in off camera and took him into custody.
That’s the way I see the media today. They’re all Baghdad Bobs.
It’s Young Turks, all the way down.
That’s nothing new though.
Bush was simultaneously a fucking moron and also masterminded the 9/11 attacks. Reagan was an idiot actor and also personally ran Iran-Contra from the Oval Office.
From your link:
“For the first three weeks of this season, viewership is down over 10 percent.”
Ouch!
Elsewhere, I’m reading this:
The internet gods hate my blockquote tags, I swear.
I’m following up Maximator with Kentucky Honey Barrel Brown. The Honey Barrel Brown is pretty good.
I was reminded of this older Vice documentary on North Korean labor camps in Siberia. Part 1 of 7.
Enterprises like this in Russia and China will be completely unaffected by these new UN sanctions. Loggers, shipbuilders, IT professionals, go-to girls, you name it, all working for domestic concerns legally operating in the host country with either legal or illegal status.
*go go girls
Go go girls are good go-to girls.
Was catching up on some dead threads and thought I would post this which was attached to some other video. Enjoy.
Reminds of back in the 80’s and my dim-witted friend talked about watching the Twenty Minute Workout. “Her nipples were protruding!”
I do not remember that video, and I am definitely from the era. I would have never forgotten the artist’s name if I had ever seen it.
New season of SNL tonight everyone, who’s watching? High five. Anyone? ::crickets:: Bueller? Bueller?
I’m sorry, but I’m above the ~18 year old range that SNL is entertaining to.
Is whatshername who they had playing Hillary last year still on the show?
They should do a series of skits with her where Hillary’s president and she’s totally awesome and perfect and everything in America is awesome and then someone comes in and whines “but what about your emails?????”
That would be hilarious and would not at all lead to a landslide victory for Trump in 2020.
I guess we know where Alec Baldwin will be tonight.
Crowder goes O’Keefe and gets undercover video of AntiFa handing out ice picks and knives prior to Shapiro’s talk at Utah.
Slight exaggeration on my part, but not that much.
I watched that. They had a youngish feller don a wig and a foreskin cap. They pretty much filmed a criminal conspiracy and none of the news networks would run with it. Those assholes were literally passing out weapons and talking about luring their opponents into an ambush. That’s dank, Man.
Heavily edited, out of context, and probably a false flag, and anyways why shouldn’t AntiFa be arming themselves because after all they are fighting Nazis and our grandparents used guns and tanks to fight Nazis so really AntiFa is being pretty restrained.
My favorite part was the he-she-male that wants to kick some ass. That was the best part.
Yeah I remember that dude/chick from Band of Brothers.
“Bazooka Jolene”
I might have let this go as an innocent mistake had he not already wore a Castro shirt to a presser.
https://hotair.com/archives/2017/09/30/colin-kaepernick-donated-25000-assatas-daughters/
His choice of the Castro shirt was absolutely no accident, I knew it at the time. It was by far more offensive than not standing for the anthem, but was hardly noticed (except for liberty folks and the Cubans in Miami). This is par for the course for that shitheel.
Ah, 2Pac’s godmother.
Is there anyone out there?
Present and unaccounted for, Sir1
I have nothing clever to say, a glib shame.
Stolen from the article’s comments- don’t bring a gun to a truck fight:
That is some quick thinking maneuvering there. Going from traveling highway speed and seeing an object you want to avoid to steering back towards it when there is someone firing is some damn quick reflexes and huevos.
“When seconds count, the police are minutes away.”
University of New Mexico players kneel for the anthem… before playing against Air Force.
Also, if Playa’s internet is down – Cal is losing.
38-17 right now. I don’t usually say this but.. Go Ducks!
45-24 and that’s all folks. Be sure to remind Playa all week long as he has that spotty internet connection and always wants the game score.
Remember children, the USA is the most bigoted, homophobic place on Earth because TRUMP™.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-egypt-rights/egypt-hunting-down-gays-conducting-forced-anal-exams-amnesty-idUSKCN1C50D3?il=0
I am strongly against forced anal exams. The amnesty is really just a pause before the they really get down to their elbows with their intense fisting. After that they shoot some dogs for fun. Another day as a beat cop in Egypt.
Testing the waters, dipping a toe, elbowing the bathwater. Safety first!
I’d read about this, where someone let a band with an openly gay singer play a show, someone broke out a rainbow banner, and the government did the whole Music Man dance . . .
“Oh, we got trouble!
Right here in Cairo city!
With a Capital “T”
And that rhymes with “LGBT”
And that stands for . . . ”
I think the three interesting angles on this are:
1) Remember when LGBT were primarily thought of as a persecuted minority in the U.S., rather than the persecutors?
Me, too. People were more sympathetic to their cause in ‘merica back before LGBT activists became associated with assaulting the First Amendment.
2) Um. Checking behinds to see if they’ve been . . . ?
I bet they only think of catchers as gay.
Pitching probably isn’t considered gay.
3) LGBT is a bigger issue in the Muslim world because gays aren’t particularly difficult to find in the Muslim world either.
Saudi Arabia maybe not so much. North Africa, Turkey, and into central Asia? Probably everybody knows somebody, and, again, pitching isn’t considered an issue.
It’s those catchers, down in the crouch, taking hardballs, fastballs, screwballs, breaking balls, and all other sorts. Pitching is just straight fine, no need to worry.
As a former baseball catcher, I resemble that remark! We had to egg the pitcher on, too! Good and hard! That’s the way! Keep’em coming, just like that!
Just a note, T rhymes with G and that stands for Gay would scan better, and go with the intent of the song.
Do you want a wall of text on this subject? This is how you achieve a wall of text on this subject, Thrakk.
We’re debating Musical lyrics. Pretty sure that’s worth a point or two on the Kinsey scale.
“Ooohklahomo is the place for me!”
I used to see the Oklahomos opening for punk bands back in the day. They were kind of shit, but were fun to hang out with.
Some people say I’m wordy.
Other people say I should prove things like that oppression breeds revolt.
Seriously, just a couple days ago! They wanted me to prove it.