Well the Yankees played Game 3 of the ALCS last night. The Astros were nowhere to be found.  Also, the ball is juiced when a one-handed slap at a knee-high pitch becomes a 400 foot home run. No complaints, as they all play with the same balls. But come on, MLB. Just admit you’re juicing the ball after all of the pitcher dominance so far in the two championship series. We’ll all feel a little less dirty knowing the truth. Game 4 is this afternoon while the NLCS resumes in the Windy City in the nightcap at 8 pm.

Champions League resumes today and there are a handful of incredible matches. Real plays Tottenham. Man Shitty takes on Naples. Liverpool faces Maribor. And Monaco heads to Besiktas.  Some important stuff there in the grand scheme of their groups.  Those of you who are fortunate enough to get it on TV, enjoy.

The Wings fell to the Lightning last night in the only game on the NHL slate.  And that’s it for sports.

Which bring us to…drumroll please…the links!

Kaiser Soze Jesus Campos seems to have just disappeared. The security guard shot during, six minutes before the Las Vegas mass shooting that killed over 500 people was about to meet with several news outlets to tell his story. He was a no-show and told his union rep he was going to a walk-in clinic because he didn’t feel well.  That was a few days ago and now he’s….simply gone.  Meanwhile, the alleged shooter’s home was broken into during the investigation. But the cops assure us there’s nothing missing. And all the footage of the shooter in and around Vegas has not been released but we’re being assured he acted alone.

Yeah, all that adds up and there’s no reason at all to question any of it.  It’s just the perfectly normal mass-shooter narrative you read about a retired multimillionaire private pilot son of a man on the FBI’s Most Wanted list with no known political background, no known history of mental illness, a casual life of relaxation and comped rooms at big time Vegas casinos and a relatively successful gambler. Coupled with the only real witness disappearing completely, nobody reacting to the hail of 200+ bullets being fired down the hotel hallway, nobody noticing security cameras setup outside a room, nobody reacting on the floor whatsoever and the police taking more than an hour to even approach the room after the shooting ended. NOTHING. TO. SEE. HERE.

Brave? Who knows anymore.

College cheerleaders take knee in protest. Now they say they’re the target of threats. Hey, dumbasses, that’s what can happen when you protest conventional practices and enshrined systems.

Comments on posts linking to an article about the Saluki cheerleeders’ protest in the SIUC student newspaper, The Daily Egyptian, included death and rape threats, they said.

and

Benjamin Newman, director of the SIU Department Public Safety and chief of police, said in a statement that the department began an investigation of the reported threats as soon as it learned of them.

“Investigators met individually with students reporting the threats and reviewed a number of social media accounts. The investigation found that none of the members of the squad were the subject of direct threats, and no other credible threats have been identified,” Newman said.

Well so much for that narrative.

Florida’s alien-in-chief.

Florida Governor Skeletor Rick Scott gives unwarranted attention to asshole: guarantees shitshow will ensue.

Oh, for the love of God. Is this how weak and pussified we’ve become as a society, or is it just California?  Hopefully its just California but I doubt it.

In other NOTHING. TO SEE.HERE. MOVE ALONG. news.  Yeah, this is totally legit. And totally surprising. I’m sure it was a coincidence and had to do with the city’s image and basic sanitation. No way is there anything remotely nefarious going on.

Can some of our Windy City Glibs give us a little insight into this one please?!?!?!

::smdh::

Bergdahl after his Dodgers tryout.

Captured battlefield hero dishonorable asshole pleads guilty for deserting his post and putting his brothers in peril. Boy, Obama managed to skate on the criticism associated with that deal. What did it cost us again? 8 Taliban fighters who have returned to the battlefield? All so he could get a photo-op with the guy he hailed but who commanders had been warning him was a traitorous piece of shit? Stay consistent, media watchdogs.

And last but not least, I guess these guys are such fans of slavery, they want to bring it back. Well they can’t fucking have my kids, I can tell you that.

Far out, man. Yeah, this is a lot deeper than normal. I hope you enjoy it (some of you for the first time).

When the world gives you lemons, build a slingshot and chuck them back. Unless you like lemons. Or have sugar. You know what? Do whatever the fuck you want with them. Who am I to tell you what to do anyway.