After a week on the road, I’m home and once again ready to dish up the news. And it was in a few ways a fun week, mainly because the hotel I stayed at had NFL Network, so I was able to enjoy watching the Other Ravens take the field and demonstrate the culinary art of preparing Puree du Dauphin. And to see the Astros cook MolĂŠ de Doyers  (I’m not a fan of the Astros, but I’m always happy to see the Dodgers flail). Anyway, busy news day, so with no further delay…

Muller takes his first scalp. Let’s have a pool, betting on which ham sandwich this will be; proceeds will go to the Almanian! Memorial Beer Fund. I have $1 on Manafort.

Cuba is, shockingly, a hotbed of racism. I think what Gurriel was trying to say was, “Be careful in the parking lot afterward, Darvish inherits his driving skills from his mother’s side of the family.”

This is from the Department of Shit That’s Wack. It’s not a handicap, it’s… something something culture, and anyone who works on technological fixes to restore hearing is clearly the same as Hitler, with Alexander Graham Bell being its Goering.

…the Deaf community is increasingly endangered by… a scientific community racing toward a cure for deafness without considering the ethical ramifications. There seems little concern about, for example, what inherent value a language or culture can have, or what it might mean to knowingly pursue its extinction.

Anyone who spends time in Wisconsin nods their head knowingly at this story.

And finally, the obligatory Old People Music. As far as I know, this is the only existing video record of the guy who was on a plane with Louie, Dizzy, and Miles. Died far too young and it still kills me that I never got to see him play.