Thursday Afternoon Links

Man, I am just beat. Too many late nights watching beisbol. Since all my preferred football teams suck and nothing interesting will happen in hockey or basketball until after Spring Training starts, I have a couple of months to catch up. 

How many people get to say they got kidnapped by Amazonian pirates and wandered out of the jungle just fine? I’m not sure I agree with their life choices, but I’m happy for their children that everyone survived with only bug bites to show.

This article’s headlines says Analytics won the World Series. But upon reading the article, it seems that the analytics identify people underperforming, and having coaches who can develop them is what actually matters.

NYC Attack would have been much worse if the super highly trained NYPD hadn’t shown up in minutes(!) and shot the guy. Who had left his vehicle and had a pellet gun. What the fuck are you talking about? The apologists did this after Vegas, too. No. Just, no. That guy carried out a successful attack, unfortunately. All the cops did was prevent him from escaping. Which, good on them, but they didn’t stop it from getting worse.

The new Fed Chair, about as milquetoast as you could find. At least seems to understand that the Fed has some limits on its ability to affect the economy and dislikes the Volker rule.

 

Oh look, another State Capitalist currency adding zeroes to its bank notes. This would never happen in True Socialism.

Cultural appropriation or just a good euphemism for wanking?

Comments

520 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Links”

  1. Stuffed pizza!!!! Now I am hungry.

    1. I want that pizza. I was already planning on having pizza tonight anyway, but now it’s meant to be

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Had it for lunch yesterday.

        CPK BBQ pizza with bacon.

        All of you haters can suck it.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Oh, and an IPA that was so bitter that it tasted like aspirin.

          Scratch that. It tasted like god’s tears.

          1. Grooooooss. I’ve tried to branch out by sampling various IPAs, and I’ve yet to try even one that I would buy again.

            I would eat that pizza, too, though.

          2. Hyperion

            “sampling various IPAs”

            Don’t bother, they’re all the same bitter swill with different goofy names.

          3. Brett L

            Lagunitas has a good flavor balance usually. Many others range from bitter to soapy.

          4. Mad Scientist

            If they’re not your thing, that’s fine, but don’t pretend IPA’s are all swill.

          5. MikeS

            No need to pretend

          6. Chipwooder

            I wouldn’t feel compelled to slag IPAs in general if it weren’t for so many of their fans acting as if anyone who doesn’t like incredibly bitter beer is some kind of dumb yokel philistine.

          7. Mad Scientist

            Yes, and Apple products suck because some of their customers won’t shut up about them too.

          8. Some of us have the good taste not to like beer at all.

          9. robc

            false.

          10. Until you’ve had Art Car IPA, Elissa IPA and Endeavour Double IPA (all by St Arnold) at the same sitting, you haven’t sampled a broad range of quality IPAs yet.

            So get your ass to Houston.

          11. Lackadaisical

            If they’re not your thing, that’s fine, but don’t pretend IPA’s are all swill.

            Don’t have to pretend if it is true.

          12. Bobarian LMD

            I went to the brewery tour at St. Arnolds and just sat there and ‘sampled’ everything.

            Excellent IPAs, liked Art Car best.

            The Lawnmower is pretty damn good too.

          13. Brett L

            Everything hoppier than the Lawnmower from St. Arnold is hoppier than I like. Which doesn’t make it bad, but not to my taste.

          14. mexican sharpshooter

            I sent you a couple you might like. Well, one of them anyway.

          15. Just fixing to read it 🙂 Many thanks!

          16. Yusef drives a Kia

            Lagunitas makes one called Dark Swan, a sour Ale, almost a lambic Tartness, 8% good stuff

          17. Mad Scientist

            Dark Swan is AMAZING, but I wouldn’t call it an IPA.

            I had Flying Dog Snake Dog IPA last night that was really surprisingly well-balanced and delicious.

          18. **Adds both of these to the list of beers that she will probably never find but would like to try**

          19. Yusef drives a Kia

            No, not an IPA to me anyway

          20. Lackadaisical

            Lambics are an abomination upon the goodness that flows from our Lord Bacchus’s sweet veins.

          21. robc

            lambics are awesome, give me a cantillon gueuze any day.

          22. For all the IPA haters: more for me.

    2. Chipwooder

      That’s not pizza, you midewestern savages

      1. Zunalter

        A pizza by any other name would taste as delicious and cheesy.

      2. MikeS

        Hey! Don’t blame that on the entire midwest. Chicago gets that all to themselves.

        1. Just Say’n

          I suppose you’d rave about such great Midwestern pizza as Quad City-style pizza or some other sub par attempt at pizza. Repent!

          1. Chipwooder

            “Quad City-style pizza”…..I’m afraid to even ask.

          2. Just Say’n

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza

            Iowa is God’s country, but they don’t know pizza.

          3. Hyperion

            They put corn on it.

          4. MikeS

            Iowa is God’s country

            *pphhheeewwt! Spits out mouthful of tator tot hotdish*

            Iowa is NOT God’s country, good sir.

          5. Playa Manhattan

            If a restaurant served me that, I’d throw it on the floor.

          6. Chipwooder

            Jesus….still looks more appealing than that St Louis monstrosity, though.

          7. Just Say’n

            “Iowa is God’s country
            *pphhheeewwt! Spits out mouthful of tator tot hotdish*

            Iowa is NOT God’s country, good sir.”

            I challenge you to a duel, Mike. For the honor of Iowa

          8. RAHeinlein

            Sad, but true.

            However, I had a delicious pizza for lunch – husband made dough and baked Jersey-style tomato pie in our pizza oven.

          9. MikeS

            Don’t fuck with me Just Say’n. Today is North Dakota’s birthday and I’m feeling extra jingoistic today. (or whatever the hell you call it at a state level)

          10. Just Say’n

            North Dakota is merely South Dakota’s top hat

          11. MikeS

            But a damn nice looking top hat! The best top hat! Classy!

          12. Just Say’n

            Agreed. North Dakota is good people. Happy Birthday, North Dakota

          13. Hyperion

            Iowa is a different sort of place. That’s all I have to say. I’m not saying anything bad, just saying it’s a different sort of place than any other place I’ve ever been. Friendly people. Worst freaking storms I’ve ever seen.

          14. MikeS

            And happy B-day to SoDak as well.

          15. Chipwooder

            I suspect I would like North Dakota. Cold and mostly devoid of people works for me. If only that did it for my wife, too.

          16. Gustave Lytton

            Styles of pizza I never knew existed:
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit-style_pizza

          17. Tundra

            Both Dakotas have a lot of positives. The Black Hills are fucking awesome.

            Lots of open space – not a lot of proggies.

          18. MikeS

            Yeah, my closest 2 neighbors are each a half mile away. And I live in a relatively (for ND) populated rural area.

          19. Chipwooder

            If you’ve never had to experience St Louis pizza, Gustave, then immediately fall to your knees and thank the deity of your choosing.

            Yeah, I had no idea there is such a thing as Detroit style pizza either.

          20. BakedPenguin

            Chipwooder – it sounds like frozen Totino’s pizzas.

          21. Could be worse. Could be frozen Tony’s pizza. *shudder*

          22. Gustave Lytton

            Pizza by the Quad City DJs?

            Whoo whoo! Cmon n’ eat it!

          23. Playa Manhattan

            If that song gets stuck in…

            mother fucker

          24. RBS

            I suppose you’d rave about such great Midwestern pizza as Quad City-style pizza or some other sub par attempt at pizza. Repent!

            Or Ohio style. “Let’s put all the toppings on after we cook the dough!”

          25. Huh? Where did you have that? Only thing I can think of is when grilling pizza, I’ve seen them grilled for a minute then flipped and topped, never cooked then topped.

        2. Galt1138

          Indeed. While I won’t apologize for liking deep dish, my favorite can be found not 60 miles from Chicago – Ach – N – Lou’s in Aurora, IL. Not deep dish, square cut, and delicious.

      3. Tundra

        Christ, people – pizza is like sex. It’s all just varying degrees of awesome.

        Freaks.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          I thought the same thing. Then I moved to Minnesota.

        2. Playa Manhattan

          To borrow a phrase from above,
          dumb yokel philistine sex is awesome!

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            Waking up in a hot tub with Lena Dunham would not be.

        3. You, sirrah, are a gentleman and a scholar!

          1. Tundra

            *tips toque*

        4. mexican sharpshooter

          Christ. Now Tundra tells us he’s fucked a pizza. I’m too Catholic for this place sometimes.

          1. MikeS

            Those Minnesota winter nights can get long…

          2. Tundra

            Damn straight.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            Ow! That cheese is hot.

          4. Playa Manhattan

            That actually makes a lot of sense now that I think about it.

            Every pizza I’ve ever had in the Midwest looks like it’s been fucked.

        5. Rasilio

          Fuck Lena Dunham and see if you’re still saying that

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            With a pizza? How does that even work from a mechanical standpoint?

          2. Mad Scientist

            You just take the part that’s gooey and yeasty and lumpy and shove a pizza into it.

          3. Gadfly

            *Paging Barfman*

          4. mexican sharpshooter

            Totally should’ve seen that one coming.

        6. F. Stupidity Jr.

          “Pizza’s just like sex – even when it’s bad, you still gotta pay for it.”

      4. Rufus the Monocled

        It looks like lasagne.

    3. Just Say’n

      Looks much more appetizing than the cardboard that Uncivil raves about

    4. Mad Scientist

      Would

      1. Fatty Bolger

        American Pie style?

        1. Tundra

          Just gotta let it cool a little. Stromboli is also a good choice.

          1. Chipwooder

            calzone > stromboli.

          2. Tundra

            Put the crack pipe down, boy.

          3. Sean

            No love for panzerotti?

          4. calzone stromboli

            calzone = stromboli

            it’s all good in pizza town. <3 ❤️ ???

        2. Mad Scientist

          It would be rude not to eat that pie, which I assume is not only hot, but also moist.

          Although hopefully not flaky.

          1. bacon-magic

            I’ve said that to a few dates.

    5. bacon-magic

      It does look good but I’ll take St. Louis style and a Blues game any day.

      1. Just Say’n

        I will never understand you southern Illinoisans.

      2. Chipwooder

        Provel is not actually cheese.

      3. *flings toasted ravioli, shuriken style*

        1. bacon-magic

          *grabs ravs and pulls out marinara sauce to dunk*

  2. Chipwooder

    Kidnapped by pirates will always make me think of guys in big frock coats with eye patches and parrots.

    1. bacon-magic

      Yarrrrrr matey…hoist the mainsail and shiver UCS’s timbers.

    2. antisthenes

      Kidnapped by Amazonian pirates makes me think of death by snu snu.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy, and bruised.

  3. Hyperion

    Well, the mid-day conspiracy succeeded. I see that Swiss was in on it.

    1. Put a picture of stuffed pizza up, and I move like lightning.

  4. Playa Manhattan

    Stranger things have happened in the Amazon.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Errr…. I mean

      Do you know what else happened in the Amazon?

      1. Chipwooder

        I didn’t get the stand mixer I ordered on time?

      2. Just Say’n

        Jeff Bezos?

      3. Hyperion

        Yes, my order’s not arrived yet. I hate that.

        1. Meh. I used Amazon for all my Christmas shopping. Well, except for Dad who’s getting a bottle or two of wine.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            From the gas station?

          2. Not in New York.

      4. Hyperion

        Whole Foods?

      5. Vhyrus

        STEVE SMITH?!

        1. STEVE SMITH MORE A NORTHWEST WOODS ROAMING RAPESQUATCH.

          STEVE SMITH KNOW THAT DISTANT COUSIN MAPINGUARI LIVE DOWN IN AMAZON AREA.

          1. Hyperion

            AND BY LIVE MEAN RAPE.

    2. Zunalter

      You know who else was spirited away to the Amazon?

      1. MikeS

        The Washington Post?

      2. Private Chipperbot

        Joan Wilder?

        1. *Begins thunderous ovation*

        2. Chipwooder

          Joan Wilder…..THE Joan Wilder?!

          I love the El Guapo guy.

          1. Tundra

            +1 hit the road, Gringo!

          2. bacon-magic

            I sooooo wanted to be there when they found that plane of weed.

          3. NOT a Naked Intruder

            +1 “The Doobie Brothers broke up! Shiiit!”

    3. You’re thinking of Netflix.

  5. Hyperion

    “How many people get to say they got kidnapped by Amazonian pirates and wandered out of the jungle just fine?”

    More than you think. It’s just that most of them are Brazilian. Concede that not all of them are lucky enough to survive. You should NOT be fucking around up river from Manaus, everyone in those parts know there are pirates and that they will do pirate like stuff.

    1. Chipwooder

      Pirate-like stuff? They drink rum and say “yarrrrrrrr”?

      1. Hyperion

        Well, I’m gonna guess the definitely drink rum and they’d be really happy to drink YOUR rum. And maybe murder you and dispose of your body somewhere in the jungle where it will never be found.

      2. This Machine

        They’ve never been to Boston in the Fall.

        1. Flying Poodle

          They’ve never bathed in yogurt?

          They’ve never sniffed a stink bug?

          They’ve never licked a spark plug?

          They don’t look good in leggings?

          1. Gadfly

            Sounds like they don’t do anything…

      3. Suthenboy

        They drive their tour boat miles down river from civilization, put you out on the bank and say “yarrrrr. Wanna ride back? That’ll be 1 million bucks matey. yarrr again and fuck you.” And yes, they have parrots

        I didn’t know anyone was dumb enough to take those ‘cruises’ anymore.

  6. Dammit Brett! Once more – with feeling! https://t.co/D5lCHzerpU – Honestly, this anime is surprisingly libertarian for something from Japan (maybe that’ll get me a few extra views from these guys).

  7. Gustave Lytton

    Ongoing United Healthcare drama (could be a soap opera with a different plot every week): wife is using a manufacturer’s discount card/program along with insurance- manufacturer pays difference between after insurance and a $10 “copay”, which is about $90. UHC sees the amount paid at the pharmacy as being the full after insurance amount as an automatic claim (which it really isn’t) and is cutting unrequested $90 checks.

    After much hold time, UHC rep says you can keep the check (which is for an amount already paid by the manufacturer’s discount program) or void and mail it back requesting that it be redeposited back into the HRA. Did I mention this is a monthly prescription?

    1. Playa Manhattan

      They’re sending you money.

      Hush.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        I’d be happy about except
        a) it’s coming out of my HRA, which means it’s not available for actual medical expenses, and would have to cover actual medical-expenses from post-tax dollars potentially

        b) worried about getting fucked in the ass down the road with insurance fraud, either criminally (sure long shot) or employment wise (not worth my job for a couple bucks), if I took the money and ran

        1. Rasilio

          No chance of that.

          Worst that would happen is they would deny legitimate claims until the value of those denied legitimate claims exceeded the value of the improper payments.

    2. Rasilio

      Basically it comes down to how likely are you to need that money in the HRA for other medical expenses. If you never spend the entire HRA then keep the money.

      If you always spend the entire HRA and would be hard pressed to pay the deductibles without the HRA send it back.

  8. Gustave Lytton

    No love for the Japan Series? Games 6 starts in about 12 hours. Hawks are up 3-2.

  9. Lol. On BBC Newshour I heard something even more pompous than the public radio device of “now remind us of blah blah blah.”

    There BBC broadcaster says this to an egyptologist he was interviewing, without any hint of being tongue in cheek: “now for the benefit of the minority of our listeners that don’t know what muonography imaging is, would you please explain it?”

    Huge eye roll.

    1. Hyperion

      That’s the one where they use the ancient alien technology, right?

  10. A Leap at the Wheel

    “But upon reading the article, it seems that the analytics identify people underperforming, and having coaches who can develop them is what actually matters.”

    You are just now learning that the point of analytics is to make judgement based on intermediate parameters that are more predictive of future wins than traditional methods?

    1. Brett L

      Um. No. I’m pointing out that everyone is trying to use data to identify talent, but identifying talent doesn’t necessarily develop that talent evenly.

      1. Rasilio

        Except it is not necessarily just about identifying talent that needs further development. It is about identifying talent that is not reaching it’s full potential and that could be for any reason from misuse (for example batting a guy who would be best off 6th in the lineup second), a park mismatch (Hey this guy hits about 80 balls a year that would HR’s in our park but easy fly outs in his home park, he’s more valuable to us than he is to them), lack of support (guy generates ground balls better than a gopher but the middle infield defense sucks and has no range), or just plain bad luck that should normalize out over time.

        Players who have undeveloped skills are only 1 source of unrealized value but the point of analytics is to identify unrealized value so you can acquire players at a discounted rate and ensure you, not your opponents realize that value.

      2. A Leap at the Wheel

        Oh, that’s just wrong. Analytics has at least as much influence on how coaches develop their talent as it does in identifying it in the first place. Pitch count is an early example – coaches started to realize the impact of pitch count on injury and performance, and course correct their talent development based on this metric. Analytics in coaching is like that, only with orders of magnitude more metrics.

        Analytics are at odds with talent development, analytics is part of talent development. There’s no conflict between the two.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          Should be “Analytics are not at odds with talent development”

        2. Brett L

          Its not magic. Who does it matters, as does how they analyze and use the information.

          1. Brett L

            Witness Roberts’ complete misuse of data to fuck his bullpen up. (And start Darvish twice against a team that shelled him in the regular season several times.)

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            I really have no idea what your point is now. Sorry for the confusion.

          3. Brett L

            Its probable that I’ve had several. I really am too tired to keep a focused thought.

  11. Michael

    Best Halloween costume idea ever. Don’t even try to argue with me.

    https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10105602054739487&id=29627604

    1. This Machine

      No fucking way.

      1. This Machine

        What I meant to say is, holy crap that’s awesome!

    2. The Other Kevin

      That’s amazing. Hopefully you don’t know anyone who went as STEVE SMITH and a hiker.

    3. AGREED!

      *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEES like a little kid*

    4. ArchieBunker

      Righteous. Future glib?

    5. Chafed

      Holy Shit!

  12. mexican sharpshooter

    I thought they hit Turner to keep him from having a big game. He was pretty quiet the entire series and it would suck if he suddenly went 4 for 4 in game 7.

    1. Brett L

      Nah. He threw basically the same pitch where he let go of his fastball too early all 4 times.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      I agree with MS. They definitely did in on purpose because they’re scumbags.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Smart? Yes. Scumbags? Maybe.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          It was in the subtext of what you wrote.

  13. PBRstreetgang

    One d the most extraordinary quotes I’ve seen in awhile.
    “That he had many mistresses, that he consulted sites, that girls were brought to the hotel at the end of his lectures, that he invited them to undress, that some resisted and that he could become violent and aggressive, yes, but I have never heard of rapes, I am stunned,” he told French magazine L’Obs.

    https://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/french-official-knew-of-tariq-ramadan-s-violent-sexual-encounters-but-failed-to-act-1.672183

    1. Chipwooder

      “We knew Krusty Brand Choo-Goo Gum-like Substance contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? Ho-oh-oh, that really came outta left field!”

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Is that a translation error?
      What exactly does “that some resisted and that he could become violent and aggressive, yes” mean to this guy?

      1. Chipwooder

        Look, he’s French – he doesn’t have your uptight American hangups about forcing women to have sex, ok?

  14. Hyperion

    I can’t remember who all was here when I was talking about the noise my old G6 was making a while back. But I finally got around to taking in and we pretty much had it correctly diagnosed here, front sway bar links, with the one on the front right being the one that’s making all the noise, but we’re replacing both sides.

    1. Tundra

      Good news. Cheap and easy, just like we like ’em.

      1. Hyperion

        Yep. The back ones need done soon also, but will put off until next month.

        1. Mr Lizard

          STEVE SMITH DO ALL BACK ONES

    2. Mad Scientist

      So, you’re buying us all beer tonight?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I helped by not objecting too much.

        1. Mad Scientist

          It was your silence on the matter that convinced him.

      2. Hyperion

        Well, I’m buying me a beer for my part. JK, you guys are welcome to come to Baltimore and I will buy you a beer. Maybe more than one.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Mmmm…. IPAs.

          1. Hyperion

            You guys are getting Busch Lite, stop being so picky.

        2. Mad Scientist

          Instead of driving all that way, how about I donate my beer back to you and ask you to do me the favor of enjoying it.

          1. Hyperion

            I’m on it!

  15. RAHeinlein

    Tomorrow is World Sandwich Day!

    1. Hyperion

      What about Make Me a Sammich Day?

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      I thought it was Stout Day. I’m starting to think these holidays are just made-up in an attempt to drive sales.

    3. DOOMco

      should we tell enb to avoid the internet?

      1. Hyperion

        What’s she doing on the internet?, she should be makin us a nice sammich.

        1. Tundra

          Look at her. No way I’d want someone that skinny making me a sammich.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            She had diet coke and a cigarette for lunch.

          2. Mad Scientist

            Seems like a decent meal.

          3. bacon-magic

            And some beta-dick for dinner.

        2. DOOMco

          I just don’t want her to exhaust herself in one day trying to ruin careers or dox people.

    4. Rasilio

      So My wife has to make me a sandwich to celebrate?

      I mean I could make her one but I’d need to find another piece of bread first

      1. Hyperion

        I’ll miss out. I don’t eat bread. I guess wife can make me a lettuce wrap sammich.

    5. Chipwooder

      Make mine a sailor sandwich from Chiocca’s in Richmond and I’m in

    6. Playa Manhattan

      This is going to take a lot of thought.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I’ll be near this store tomorrow, so I think I have the meat part figured out….

        https://www.laespanolameats.com/en/meats/imported-sausages

        1. RAHeinlein

          That meat selection makes me ask WWTB(F)CD?

          Grilled bread with prosciutto (Acorn-fed – of course), smoked mozzarella, garlic, EVO, salt, pepper, parsley.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            It’s really weird, but I like (seasoned rice vinegar soaked) bean sprouts in my sandwiches. Gives it a nice crunch.

          2. RAHeinlein

            Acid balance is never weird.

          3. Playa Manhattan

            But yeah, I’m going to get the garlic roasting tonight.

  16. KSuellington

    So in regards to that sanctimonious shithead TomSteyer and his laughable impeachment ad, it seems that even Nancy Pelosi in her middle stage dementia can see that it is a terrible strategy. Tom wants to press on of course. Ejit.

    http://m.sfgate.com/politics/article/Tom-Steyer-says-Nancy-Pelosi-is-dead-wrong-12324899.php?t=15a10ea0d8

  17. KSuellington

    So in regards to that sanctimonious shithead Steyer and his impeachment ad, it seems that even Nancy Pelosi in her middle stage dementia can tell it’s not a good idea. Tom wants to press on tho.
    Ejit.

    http://m.sfgate.com/politics/article/Tom-Steyer-says-Nancy-Pelosi-is-dead-wrong-12324899.php?t=15a10ea0d8

    1. Zunalter

      Speaking of middle stage dementia…

    2. ArchieBunker

      You can say that again

    3. Lackadaisical

      What if she wasn’t dead wrong, and was just dead?

      1. Zunalter

        How would you tell the difference?

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Tainted, evil money!

    Montana State University’s plan to create an economic research center with money from the Charles Koch Foundation would damage MSU’s reputation and allow the university to be used to promote the billionaire’s agenda, opponents charged Wednesday during a Faculty Senate debate.

    —————-

    The Faculty Senate will likely vote at its next meeting Nov. 15 on whether to endorse creating the proposed MSU Center for Regulation and Applied Economic Analysis. The center would promote research on the impact of government regulations and economic well-being.

    “I would ask people to judge us by what we do, not by preconceived stereotypes,” Wendy Stock, co-director of the grant with fellow economics professor Vince Smith, said afterward.

    Jim Goetz, a prominent Bozeman attorney and MSU alumnus, urged professors to read the book “Dark Money” and said the Koch Foundation’s agenda is “to seduce and coopt universities and students and scholars.”

    Goetz said the Koch brothers manipulate university grants to appear neutral, funding research on “well-being,” but to the billionaire oilmen the term means pushing economic libertarianism.

    Oh, NOOOOOO, not economic libertarianism! What next, leaving people and their ill-gotten gains alone?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Idiots. I’m sure they would accept money from admitted Nazi flunky, Soros.

    2. DOOMco

      I’m sad I gave them tuition money.

    3. Lackadaisical

      Jim Goetz, a prominent Bozeman attorney and MSU alumnus, urged professors to read the book “Dark Money” and said the Koch Foundation’s agenda is “to seduce and coopt universities and students and scholars.”

      Unlike all the government funding we receive which results in no negative outcomes and doesn’t influence our results.

    4. B.P.

      “…said the Koch Foundation’s agenda is “to seduce and coopt universities and students and scholars.””

      Yeah, they seem to be a little behind the competition on this one.

  19. Chipwooder

    Well, apparently Houston is not allowed to have too much sporting success at any one time, because Deshaun Watson reportedly tore his ACL at practice. Sucks – he’s one of the few bright spots in an otherwise shitty NFL season.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      17 hours from the end of Game 7 to the first announcement of the knee injury.

      That’s just cruel.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Tomas Gedeon, a math professor, said it’s cool that MSU economics professors are bringing in research money.

    “I think we should trust our colleagues’ integrity,” Gedeon said.

    Obviously a Nazi. If he doesn’t already have tenure, he’d better start shopping for another job.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Math is fascist, this is known.

  21. Playa Manhattan

    1. Brett L

      Could you make it bigger?

      1. Chipwooder

        that’s what she said

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Insty, huh? I was there 30 seconds ago, frightening

    3. KSuellington

      Ha, ha ha!

      That is awesome.

    4. Mad Scientist

      That deserve’s a Nelson laugh.

    5. Chipwooder

      Remember – the journalists at GQ are the smart guys, and we’re just the dumb peons.

    6. Vhyrus

      P.S: Literally Hitler.

    7. gbob

      “probably related”. I mean, how can you tell?

      1. Brett L

        That means they were too ashamed to ask for a clarification from the White House.

    8. mexican sharpshooter

      Its almost like GQ should stick to reviewing pocket squares.

    9. Gadfly

      Lol. Trump is lucky to have such enemies.

    10. antisthenes

      That reads like the person writing the correction is more than a little bit annoyed with the TDS-suffering fuckwit who made the correction necessary.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “The Las Vegas shooter is dead.”

    That’s just what they’d like you to believe.

    1. I haven’t seen a body, have you?

      *adjusts tin foil hat*

  23. Zunalter

    You are correct NYT, complete and utter mystery.

    “Allahu akbar” has somehow become inextricably intertwined with terrorism. Its real meaning is far more innocent. https://t.co/HO5PIE3p77 — The New York Times (@nytimes) November 2, 2017

    1. Vhyrus

      So serious question: Who do they think they are fooling with this shit, exactly?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        OTOH, I say “thank God” all the time and no one bugs me about
        /just say’n

        1. Vhyrus

          If people were running around screaming THANK GOD before, during, and after murdering people, then you might have a point.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Well, I keep that part to myself,

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            That’s what makes it creepy. Before I deployed they showed us AQ propaganda videos and pointed out the music in the background when translated will sound a lot like gospel music.

      2. Zunalter

        People willing to be ignorant.

      3. Suthenboy

        They dont think they are fooling anyone. They actually believe that shit. They just dont notice everyone rolling their eyes at them.

        Useful idiots are idiots.

      4. bacon-magic

        Saw some pundit on Fox say this…”All these people saying Allahu Ahkbar is so innocent will be the first one to dive for cover if they hear that said aloud.”

    2. Gadfly

      “Deus Vult” has somehow become inextricably intertwined with the Crusades. Its real meaning is far more innocent.

      1. Lackadaisical

        We’re just peaceful Catholics, trying to go on our pilgrimage.

  24. Juvenile Bluster

    I’m shocked. SHOCKED!

    ok I’m not that shocked.

    Andy Newman‏ @andylocal

    Breaking: @DNAinfoNY and @Gothamist were just shut down, a week after newsrooms voted to unionize. Story coming shortly.

      1. Gadfly

        Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

      2. Grumbletarian

        The decision puts 115 journalists out of work, both at the New York operations that unionized, and at those in Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Washington that did not. They are getting three months of paid “administrative leave” at their full salaries, plus four weeks of severance, DNAinfo said.

        I’m sure they can buy plenty of tissues to dry their tears.

        1. Roger Wilco

          There really are too many journalists. Probably if they didn’t unionize, only a few of them would be cut.

          Also, didn’t Patch have this same model and fail? I guess people like local news but not enough to pay for it.

          1. OneOut

            More so that advertisers aren’t willing to pay high enuff rates to allow it to turn a profit.

      3. Tundra

        After last week’s vote, one DNAinfo reporter, Katie Honan, said, “If this is the future of journalism, it should be a career for people, not a postcollege hobby.”

        Huh. I wonder how she’s feeing about that ‘career’ now?

        1. Playa Manhattan

          “If this is the future of journalism”

          Well, now you know that it isn’t. buh bye

          1. Tundra

            I love these stories. Great teaching moments for the kids!

    1. Gustave Lytton

      *cue nelson laugh*

    2. Gilmore

      (GASP!) After losing Teen Vogue… I can only assume this is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy to silence the most potent critics of those in power.

  25. mexican sharpshooter

    CNN think cutting taxes is absurd

    Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s call for corporate tax cuts is akin to his request for a government plane for his honeymoon: both are adventures in avarice. Donald Trump, Mnuchin, Gary Cohn, and the key billionaire funders of the Republican Party (including the Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson, and Robert Mercer) would each reap a fortune from the proposed tax cuts.

    KOCH!!!!!!!!

    The US top statutory corporate rate does seem high at 39% compared with around 30% in Germany and 24% in the United Kingdom, as reported in a recent study by the Congressional Budget Office (CBO). Yet the same study shows that the US “effective” tax rate — which factors in cost recovery allowances, interest deductibility, and expensing of R&D, in order to measure the real incentive to invest — is much lower than the statutory rate and much closer to the rates of America’s competitors. According to the CBO, the US effective tax rate is currently around 18.6%, essentially the same as the UK’s effective rate (18.7%) and not far above Germany’s effective rate (15.5%).

    So if we drop the statutory corporate rate, will that also drop the effective rate and thus put the US in a more competitive position?

    As a result, a US corporate tax cut would not level the playing field but rather incite a race to lower corporate taxes worldwide.

    WOO HOO! I’m tired of wondering how much I am paying for Germany’s social programs every time I buy a Warsteiner.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Germans named Achmed as well

    2. Vhyrus

      They don’t even know why they’re mad anymore.

      1. Microaggressor

        Rich people will get to have more toys, and that’s upsetting.
        Poor people will to, but fuck them. Priority should be on punishing the rich. Like Barry said, it’s about fairness.

    3. Zunalter

      The only possible point they would have is if they pointed out that without spending cuts, tax cuts are going to end badly.

    4. Tundra

      Gee, it’s almost as if they have zero understanding of business, economics and human behavior.

    5. Juvenile Bluster

      As a result, a US corporate tax cut would not level the playing field but rather incite a race to lower corporate taxes worldwide.

      This is not a bad thing. At all. Why would this be a bad thing?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Look. I just want cheap German made cars, beer and guns. Is that too much to ask?

        1. thepasswordispassword

          *H&K/SIG laughter intensifies*

      2. Gadfly

        Why would this be a bad thing?

        Because if the corporate tax is reduced, revenue will have to come more from income taxes. Since people can more easily see the bite taken from them through income taxes than through corporate taxes, this means they will more easily see the true cost of government. Big government proponents like to maximize “stealth taxes” in order to squeeze more money out of people without them noticing.

    6. DOOMco

      I thought they wanted to have tax rates like Europe.

    7. Gadfly

      Donald Trump, Mnuchin, Gary Cohn, and the key billionaire funders of the Republican Party (including the Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson, and Robert Mercer) would each reap keep a fortune from the proposed tax cuts.

      Fixed to more accurately reflect reality.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        That money belongs to the government. Keeping your own money is akin to stealing from the government, don’t you know.

        It’s why all those proponents for higher taxes pay the full 39.6% on their entire income and don’t take any deductions.

      2. Microaggressor

        You didn’t build that!
        /rebutted

    8. Lackadaisical

      I’m really enjoying all the democrats trying to convince people that getting more of their money back from the government is going to be bad for them.

      1. Zunalter

        since, what, 47%? have a 0 net tax burden, it seems to me that a large portion of those people are not going to get more “of their money” back, but less of other people’s.

        1. Lackadaisical

          I doubt 47% have 0 net tax burden, lots probably have negative tax burdens though.

          1. Zunalter

            FWIW

            Basically two competing pieces of information:

            The whole thing is premised on data put out by various tax reform organizations, including the Tax Policy Center, which calculates that in 2015, 45 percent of all tax units (i.e., individuals and couples) were liable for no federal income taxes.

            And:

            In other words, plenty of people who don’t pay the “income tax” pay taxes on income via the payroll tax.

            So, if we are talking about basic income taxes that you have to do every year, 45% owe 0 net. However, if you have a job, the government is still extracting payroll taxes from you.

          2. Lackadaisical

            The whole thing is premised on data put out by various tax reform organizations, including the Tax Policy Center, which calculates that in 2015, 45 percent of all tax units (i.e., individuals and couples) were liable for no federal income taxes.

            This is what I mean, just because I’m not liable for any taxes doesn’t mean I pay net zero taxes. Many people get a tax return, they are on net making money from ‘taxes’.

            https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2010/08/millions-of-american-taxpayers-make-money-off-federal-taxes/62056/

    9. creech

      From my days in corp. finance, the largest “effective tax reduction” measure was accelerated depreciation (at least at the several mfg. companies where I worked). The corp. had to keep investing ever more in capital assets each year, or the effect would flip in the last few years of an asset’s “life.” Is CNN suggesting that depreciation be captured all in one year, never, or what?

      1. Lackadaisical

        All in the first year.

        *praises robot overlords*

    10. Great idea. *cracks a Dunkel*

  26. Suthenboy

    I rolled out a cracker crust for pizza yesterday. It came out well…thin, crispy and not droopy at all. Lots of leftover pizza so I will heat it up in a skillet shortly.

    1. Vhyrus

      Crackers don’t work very well in the oven. Jews, on the other hand….

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Children named Hansel?

      2. Vhyrus

        Remember kids, you can say anything as long as its funny enough.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Then I thought about Crackers like myself and said, nahhh too flaky

          1. Suthenboy

            What other kind of crust could I make?

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            Well at least you don’t droop

          3. Suthenboy

            At my age that is a miracle. I must be doing something right.

        2. Zunalter

          So what’s your excuse?

      3. Juvenile Bluster

        We’re not very tasty.

        1. Floridaman

          try eating some bath salts first, it helps.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Crackers are the White People of bread-like products. It is known.

  27. KSuellington

    In regards to that sanctimonious shithead Tom Steyer and his impeachment ad, damn, when Nancy Pelosi through her dementia fog is able to see what you are doing is idiotic then you have really gone sideways. What a tool that guy is.

    http://m.sfgate.com/politics/article/Tom-Steyer-says-Nancy-Pelosi-is-dead-wrong-12324899.php?t=15a10ea0d8

    1. (Sorry that this got stuck in the spam folder for some reason.)

      1. Zunalter

        I have to hand it to KSuellington for sticking with it all 3 times.

        1. Right? I try to monitor the spam queue because it sticks stuff in there on its own, and it usually does a good job. But every now and then… I’ll check it and someone will have tried to post basically the same comment a few times and none of them get through for some reason. It’s odd but we’re trying to figure it out.

          1. KSuellington

            Ha! Thanks Riven. That ad annoyed me a great deal.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      I’ve seen it in a few of the world series games.

      Who exactly does he think his audience is?

  28. Scruffy Nerfherder

    So my wife is pissed at me for being pissed at her because she forgot it was her day to pick up the kids and I had to leave work early and run across town just so I could pick up the kids an hour late.

    /Cisgender patriarch problems

    1. Tundra

      Um, hello? Uber?

  29. Dr. Fronkensteen

    You’ll be able to dance in night clubs in NYC.
    H/T TOS

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/30/nyregion/new-york-cabaret-law-repeal.html

    1. Gilmore

      This used to be a pain in the ass for me, personally, over the years. (*i worked as a DJ in places that both had cabaret licenses, and which didn’t, and the latter were constantly pissing themselves with fear that “too many people dancing” meant they’d get shut down. It was enforced selectively in different places by different mayors. which i think they did because their crony real-estate buddies wanted to open new developments in certain areas, but first needed to get all the nightclubs on that block shut down. I mean, i dont’ think that – i know that. they went ballistic in certain neighborhoods, slapping fines on any bar where so much as anybody stood and jiggled their ass for 2 seconds… while in other places, it was basically a non-existent policy. (*e.g. in chelsea or the meatpacking district, you could pretty much turn any restaurant into a nightclub afterhours and the cops wouldn’t say boo).

  30. Troy

    That lasanga pic is disgusting. Gonna shit inBretts lawn

  31. Gustave Lytton

    Just came across this doozie in the fall issue of HBR’s OnPoint

    https://hbr.org/2005/07/learning-in-the-thick-of-it

    I suppose if you had zero background, this article would sound really great. I suppose there are some good nuggets in here but the idiotic way they try to use authority to hammer their point.

    Every unit does AARs, every CTC (and really any sort of FTX) has an OPFOR. Or mistating AARs as the overall leadership process (and troop leading procedures as a subset of AARs) rather than a technique. Oh mother of god.

    AARs aren’t (all of) why OPFORs at CTCs succeed. They succeed because a) they know BLUFOR tactics themselves b) the process is the training, it’s designed to break BLUEFOR units and see how they handle things when things fall apart c) THEY’RE IN THE FIELD DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN DAY IN DAY OUT. And BLUEFOR units can win. See LTC (now LTG-Ret) Dan Bolger’s Battle for Hunger Hill as an example.

    Also, nice slur of NG units once again as weekend warriors and “not professional soldiers”.

    1. Lackadaisical

      I think I understood two out of every three words, counting ‘and’ and ‘in’.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Sorry. 🙁 Just bitching.

        Good news is Thai on tap for dinner tonight.

        1. Vhyrus

          Whats her name?

        2. Lackadaisical

          I think if I read your link it would maybe have made more sense. 😉

          That sounds good. My wife made so much Indian food last week (I was gone for a month and requested a feast) that we’re still eating leftovers today.

        3. Gustave Lytton

          AAR- after action review, can be formal or informal, what went right/what went wrong/what should be continued/what should be changed with the goal of learning from what you did and do a better job next time
          CTC- combat training centers (NTC at Ft Irwin, JRTC at Ft Polk, CTC at Hoenfels (I know I’m going to screw up that spelling)) where units go for periodic training or pre-deployment assessment
          OPFOR- opposing force, the enemy in a training exercise
          BLUFOR- “us”, the unit being assessed
          FTX- field training exercise, working within a given scenario to train on a specified area
          LTC- lieutenant colonel
          LTG-Ret: lieutenant general (retired)
          NG- national guard/nasty girls

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I’ve been out for a years now but getting things wrong sticks in my craw. It’s like any sort of media I suppose. Sounds like experts on any given subject but if you know a little bit about it, you realize how horseshitty it is.

        4. Playa Manhattan

          Anything with bird chilis is alright in my book.

    2. leonadasiv

      “Also, nice slur of NG units once again as weekend warriors and “not professional soldiers”.”

      That’s annoying. They are extremely cheaper, and generally perform at the same level as their active counterparts (yes, you need a mobilization period, but it’s not incredibly long). In my ideal world your reserves/militias/NGs would comprise a much larger portion of the military. And then leave a small cadre of active units.

      1. thepasswordispassword

        Wasn’t there a period during the GWOT (global war on terror) where Reserve/Nation Guard units were deploying *more* frequently because they weren’t subject to the same limitations? Western PA (Pennsylvania) got hit pretty hard by that from what I remember.

        1. Q Continuum

          This is true. In spite of the fact that Nat’l Guard is supposed to be specifically for threats on American soil.

        2. We replaced a PAARNG unit in Afghanistan in 2004. Saw them later in post- Katrina, Nawlins…small world.

      1. Q Continuum

        Over the counter.

    3. Yeah, Three deployments later, I kind of saw how well NG units did in, you know, actual wars. Lots of time, they were a shitload more flexible than “Active” units.

      Clear they don’t understand the purpose of the TCs.

    4. Fall issue? Fall 2005. That thing is 12 years old.

  32. Vhyrus

    OH MY GOD I STILL HAVE 3 HOURS!!!! *CRIES*

    1. commodious spittoon

      DON’T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE NOT WORK??

    2. Damn, that sucks. *cracks another Warsteiner*

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        LOL. I’m an enabler.

        1. My wife found some online coupon site that gets us $3 back on cases of the Dunkel. That’s $10 or less for a case of beer that is delicious for a commercial brew.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Dunkel. Woof. I save those for Lent.

    3. I’m so sorry. Just about five minutes left here.

    4. Vhyrus

      I will see all of you in hell, and I will be holding the pitchfork.

      1. Q Continuum

        Can I be a henchman?

        1. Vhyrus

          Yes you can.

          Q, BRING ME MORE BOOBIES!

  33. Juvenile Bluster

    Trump is going to win 57 states in 2020, because Democrats are still thinking like this (after Elizabeth Warren admitted the primaries were rigged for Hillary)

    Sasha Stone‏Verified account @AwardsDaily

    Blowing the black vote and now saying identity politics should be dumped from the DNC platform? Yeah, good luck with that.

    Because identity politics have been such a success for the Democrats…

    1. Lackadaisical

      Must… prog… harder… /SJZombie

      1. commodious spittoon

        If you have to call yourself a warrior, you’re definitely not.

        Or maybe we’ve misinterpreted it all this time. They’re Social Justice Worriers. That would make sense, since their shtick is grabbing hold of trivialities and worrying at them until the whole thing comes apart.

          1. Lackadaisical

            That almost looks digitally enhanced.

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            Recipe for a bad back later on…. Titties, thanks

          3. Q Continuum

            I’ve known girls with physiques like that; it’s very time limited.

          4. Yusef drives a Kia

            This one, no soul, creamy skin yummy

          5. Lackadaisical

            Shes cute, and I want to pet her kitty under the table.

          6. Q Continuum

            What you did there….. I see it.

          7. Jebus, I’ve lost track, what happened to the one link with 50 girls, 90% of which were hiding parts or terribly inked and pierced?

          8. Q Continuum

            Just keeping you on your toes.

          9. Hyperion

            Q and Hyperbole have some serious nesting going on in this thread. It’s like the world’s biggest IF statement. It’s something like

            If Q then Hyperbole
            Else if Hyperbole Then Q
            forever and ever

          10. Those aren’t my toes.

          11. If those tits aint Photoshopped then she really needs to go see a doctor.

    1. Lackadaisical

      TFW you don’t have DSL, but try really hard to make it seem like you do.

      *insert black science guy IMG here*

    2. Can’t see her ass

  34. commodious spittoon

    I spent the past couple days working on the Santa display at the mall. It’s hell, believe me: surrounded all day by beautiful young women, most of them in yoga pants for some reason.

    1. Q Continuum

      MILFs or unattached? Get out there man. It’s a numbers game.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Are you Santa?

      1. Q Continuum

        He got the job after OMWC’s background check came back.

        1. *prolonged applause*

    3. Hyperion

      I used to have a kiosk in the mall. That was back in peak mall days before Amazon. Good times.

    4. Young people go to your local mall?

      1. Hyperion

        The ones with gang symbols tattooed on their face.

  35. Derpetologist

    interesting tidbits from the Al Qaeda book I’ve been reading

    -They tried to buy uranium and plutonium from Russia, but ended up being tricked into buying radioactive waste. The Russians who sold it to them probably laughed long into the night as they counted the money.

    -They had an idea to develop a poison that could be absorbed through the skin. They wanted to test it on suspected spies. They went to ask a sheikh if that was OK with Islamic law. The sheikh yelled at them and said “you idiots! We’re Muslims not Nazis! Use a dog.” They wanted to use a pig because its biochemistry is more similar to humans, but did not know where to find a pig in Pakistan.

    -Bin Laden was very angry at the cowardice of the US when it bombed him in 2001. He and his guys were all in their trenches. I guess they were hoping the Americans would form up like Red Coats and march into AQ’s machine guns. He was surprised no US soldiers confronted his forces at Tora Bora.

    Tora Bora means black hole in Pashto. It is a reference to the many caves in the area.

    1. Q Continuum

      So Tora Bora should be the new name for the whole region?

      1. Q Continuum

        Assuming, of course, it carries the same double entendre to “asshole” as in English. Otherwise, we need a different Pashto word.

    2. Vhyrus

      Reading books by Al Qaeda eh Derpy?

      *adds Derpy to a list*

      The second one made me gigglesnort.

      1. Derpetologist

        I don’t know how many lists there are, but I’m pretty sure I’m on most of them.

        Fortunately, Uncle Sugar has sunk enough money into training me to keep me around a while.

    3. Derpetologist

      I should add that it’s pretty rich that a guy who authorized the 9/11 attack would whine about the cowardice of his opponents. If really believed in all that nonsense about martyrdom, he would have done a suicide attack himself.

      He was jealous of Ahmad Shah Massoud, who did a much better job of fighting the Soviets. Bin Laden sent suicide bombers to assassinate him.

    4. Gilmore

      the Al Qaeda book

      Which one?

      1. Derpetologist

        “The Osama Bin Laden I Know”

        It’s an anthology of interviews with people who knew him.

        1. Gilmore

          “The Kid Stays on The Airplane”

          Bin-Laden as Robert Evans:

          “Yeah, some people might have called it quits after the Kenya bombing… I was washed out! I’d lost my Sudanese sponsors, my old Saudi buddies wanted nothing to do with me, hell: even my third wife was looking like she’d been happier tending goats… Did I feel low as whale shit? you better believe it. Sure, it was tough going for a little while. But that’s when your best ideas come knocking. I bumped into Khalid at the rooftop bar in the Dubai Hilton and he says to me, “Kid, I’ve got a plan. It involves planes.” “Planes!” I think, “we’d barely gotten away with using couple of trucks in East Djibouti” But Khalid knew i was in no position to say no. 2 weeks later i was halfway up a mountain in Afghansitan and making satellite calls to dreamy engineering students in Berlin.”

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        This is what I get for drunkposting.

    5. mexican sharpshooter

      What’s the title? Need a new book to impress people in the guest bathroom.

  36. thepasswordispassword

    https://www.thenation.com/article/is-the-united-states-planning-to-attack-north-korea/
    This article got my dander up and I wanted to cross check with glibs about some things that seemed pretty wrong.

    First, about the carriers: Normally, the Pentagon stations one carrier and its support group in the western Pacific, with its homeport in Yokosuka, Japan; at present, that vessel is the Ronald Reagan. In addition, the United States has kept one carrier group in the Indian Ocean to provide air support for Army and Marine Corps ground forces in Iraq; until recently that had been the Nimitz. At present, however, the Nimitz has departed the Indian Ocean and is in the Pacific before heading back to its homeport in Washington, while its replacement ship, the Theodore Roosevelt, is also in the Pacific on its way to the Indian Ocean. But for now, all three are massed in the Pacific. The Pentagon says this is a coincidence, but it’s hard to take that seriously.

    They think it’s strange that one carrier group is on station in the Pacific, one is in the Pacific as it travels from the Indian Ocean to the US West Coast for repairs, and another is also in the Pacific as it travels from the US West Coast to the Indian Ocean to take over in that region? The article spends zero time addressing why it’s hard to take seriously and kind of ignores the whole notion that there’s a big damn ocean in-between the US West Coast and the Indian Ocean that you kind of have to travel through. And it’s not like the rotation is news either, I found an article from 2015 talking about the Nimitz preparing for maintenance in fiscal year 2018 (which starts October 2017). I think most people don’t actually understand that it’s a ratio of 1:3 to 1:4.5 carriers active:training/maintenance/overhaul/transit.

    A pull quote from the article

    Most threatening, at least from Pyongyang’s perspective, is the deployment, now under way, of 12 F-35A stealth fighter jets from Utah to Okinawa’s Kadena air base.

    Completely ignores that F-22 squadrons have been rotating into Kadena on six month deployments (which this one also is) for years. Also ignores that there are USMC F-35Bs at Iwakuni on the Japanese main land.

    The meat of the article is motivated mind reading of the White House and sympathetic rationalizing of North Korean responses to this hypothetical massing of US military power. But it all seems based on a pretty bad misreading of how the military actually operates. Plus sprinkling with quotes from totally not reflexively antitrump, not seeking reelection Republicans like Bob Corker or Jeff Flake makes it more believable.

    Is it possible I’m misreading the deployments or does The Nation have no clue how military deployments work?

    1. Q Continuum

      The Nation has no clue how the world outside of a faculty lounge works.

      They still think that Communism works in practice because they came up with such a beautiful implementation of it in a preprint article. Everything they say can be safely ignored.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Nation has no clue, period. It’s a political rag with an enormous axe to grind.

      As far as naval maneuvers go, I think Fish is probably your go to guy for those questions.

    3. Vhyrus

      My guess is it’s more like “So we have to do this stuff anyway, but let’s do it in a way that will allow us to best utilize our resources if the Norks decide to get squirrely.”

    4. Hyperion

      Isn’t The Nation pretty conserotard, as in maybe some neocon mixed in there? It’s amazing how much news rags love to speculate on things like this. Remember the one a few weeks back about how the Norks were going to kill 90% of Americans with an EMP. It was like Y2K all over again.

      I’m sure the USA want to scare the funny looking fat dude, but I wouldn’t read much more into it. I wonder if we had anything to do with that nuclear accident they had? That’s plausible.

      1. Q Continuum

        You’re thinking National Review. The Nation is a vanguard of the revolution mag.

        1. Hyperion

          Oh, yes, you’re correct. I can’t keep up with all this…

    5. creech

      A former Navy buddy finds it odd that the Nimitz left the Indian Ocean before the T.R. arrived. He says practice back in the 1980s was to keep a group on station until the relief group had arrived within a two or three day sail.

      1. thepasswordispassword

        It did seem a bit weird. Apparently the TR put in at Guam on Oct 31 according to Stripes. Meanwhile the Nimitz arrived at Sri Lanka on Oct 28 also Stripes. USNI (US Naval Institute) News has this snippet

        The AP cited unnamed defense officials saying there were plans for the three strike groups exercise for some time next month.

        Director of Joint Staff Lt. Gen. Kenneth McKenzie addressed the possibility on Thursday [Oct 26].

        “We always seek to do that when we have an opportunity to do it. It doesn’t come along very often,” McKenzie said.
        “It does demonstrate a unique and powerful capability that has a very significant assurance effect on our allies in the western Pacific.”

        So not completely out right but it does seem more like taking advantage of routine scheduling than planned aggression.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Trump’s visiting Asia. Obviously to kick off WWIII.

    1. Derpetologist

      Mel Gibson, both as a character and in real life?

    2. quincy

      Osama bin Laden?

    3. Q Continuum

      The gay frogs?

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pirate Truther?

    5. DOOMco

      Umm.

    6. mexican sharpshooter

      My MSgt. Who I lost a tiny bit of respect for when he said, ” you’re a smart guy Mex, maybe you should look this one up.”

  37. Vhyrus

    PRO GUN TRUTH BOMB INCOMING!

    The Latest: Police say shoppers drew guns after shooting

    Colorado police investigating a shooting at a suburban Denver Walmart say they had to rule out customers who drew weapons as suspects after a gunman opened fire inside the store. Three people died.

    Thornton police spokesman Victor Avila said Thursday that investigators reviewed store surveillance footage Wednesday night and saw “a few” people inside the store who drew weapons in response to the gunfire.


    He says the customers who pulled out guns did not slow officers’ response to the crime scene.

    What’s that? A bunch of concealed carriers were present at a shooting and a) didn’t shoot each other, b) didn’t get shot by the cops, c) didn’t shoot the wrong person, and d) didn’t impede or confuse the police response?

    Say it with me now: Check. Mate.

    1. thepasswordispassword

      I’ve been low-key following this since it broke last night. That part of town is definitely somewhere you’d want to be carrying regardless. That probably explains why it took them 4-5 hours to issue a press statement after the event.

    2. Tundra

      Thank you.

      Time to press 50 state carry right fucking now.

    3. DOOMco

      Check mate!
      Aw, I always fuck up the timing

    4. None of this would have sheen happened if we had an Australia style gun ban. Check. Mate.

    5. mexican sharpshooter

      Thornton: A bit of sanity in the Denver area.

      1. Thornton was a shithole last time I was in Denver.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          You may find that shitholes are often the most aquainted with reality.

  38. Vhyrus

    I don’t know what to think of this. Are they wrong for the right reasons? Are they right for the wrong reasons? Are they potential allies? They sound kind of like classical liberals but then they throw in the identity politics and muck it all up.

    WHY SOME MEMBERS OF THE FAR LEFT ADVOCATE AGAINST GUN CONTROL

    1. DOOMco

      Huh? The right has said the same thing about race in gun control.

    2. Mr Lizard

      Some of you puny mammals cling to the religion of pragmatism harder than progmatism

  39. thepasswordispassword

    “Your precious armory, gratefully accepted. We will need it.”

  40. R C Dean

    Check out the assholes at the Advocate tap-dancing on why they redacted Kevin Spacey’s name in an article when Rapp disclosed he had been propositioned by Spacey at age 14.

    “It didn’t feel like a bombshell in the way it would now,” Hensley said. “It really was a different time. I mean, it was upsetting and provocative, but it wasn’t something you felt like you needed to do something about, you know?

    Of course, that’s horseshit. A story about a major actor molesting boys would be a bombshell anytime. The Advocate points to their policy at the time of not “outing” closeted people, but that’s a thing reed, given that this wasn’t a story about outing someone, this was a story about molesting teenagers. And these people are actually saying that they didn’t feel like they needed to do anything about someone committing a pretty major felony.

    The reason they didn’t publish the name, of course (IMO), is because of the Narrative at the time – they were trying to normalize gays, and refused to publish an article that would work against that. Its shows the power that the Narrative has over journalists – they literally will not publish actual facts that would be of great interest to the general public if it doesn’t advance the Narrative.

    1. Gilmore

      Read the story about how the media torqued the Mattew Shepard story

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          That was interesting. I only half payed attention even back when it happened but, man, does that contradict the narrative. I didn’t know he was actually just a methamphetamine addict who got murdered by another addict.

          1. Gilmore

            i think there’s more detail here

            basically, everyone in the news media saw that the details of the story weren’t nearly as popular as the narrative that was quickly gaining steam – that it was a ‘gay bashing’ murder by homophobic yokels… and that they basically chose to pump the bullshit story and bury the facts.

            When you see the lengths to which the media AND the legal system went to ignore/silence the police and anyone else who knew the truth…. it gets pretty fucking creepy. Its one of those “Gell Mann Amnesia” sartorial moments where you realize how far they’re willing to to simply for click-bait and to please their political masters.

            Jimenez found that Matthew was addicted to and dealing crystal meth and had dabbled in heroin. He also took significant sexual risks and was being pimped alongside Aaron McKinney, one of his killers, with whom he’d had occasional sexual encounters. He was HIV positive at the time of his death.

            “This does not make the perfect poster boy for the gay-rights movement,” says Jimenez. “Which is a big part of the reason my book has been so trashed.”

            Matthew’s drug abuse, and the fact that he knew one of his killers prior to the attack, was never explored in court. Neither was the rumour that the killers knew that he had access to a shipment of crystal meth with a street value of $10,000 which they wanted to steal.

    2. straffinrun

      Topics included, as the description of the published article notes, “their full-on dedication to their music, being out, and whether Flashdance is better than Manilow.”

      Then fists flew across the bar.

  41. Vhyrus

    20 minutes to go….. you can do it V…. just focus.

    1. Roger Wilco

      If and when it does happen it’ll be great. The press will have lost their primary outrage engine catalyst, The President will declare war on Twitter on television with the same gravitas as W did when he announced the Iraq offensive after 9/11, and after a brief Carnage we will have gotten rid of an entirely useless time waste and sink of capital.

    2. thepasswordispassword

      “Earlier today @realdonaldtrump’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a Twitter employee. The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored. We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again.”

      20USD on overly enthusiastic prog with plausible deniability.

      1. thepasswordispassword

        @TwitterGov
        Follow Follow @TwitterGov
        More Twitter Government Retweeted Twitter Government
        Through our investigation we have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day. We are conducting a full internal review.

        https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduKVQdG4c0JVPSo/giphy.gif

    3. What do you think would happen to Twitter if the President suddenly switched to Gab or something else? Would their traffic drop by 50%+ ? Everyone’s still gonna want to hear what he says, etc.

  42. straffinrun

    If Roger Stone’s eyes were any closer together, he’d be a cyclops.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Weird shaped head too.

      1. And worst back tattoo ever.

        1. straffinrun
          1. Red Dragon tattoo >> Nixon face

    1. Vhyrus

      Chelsea Handler, please call your office.

      1. Never seen her content, but those eyes are definitely dead.

    2. AlmightyJB

      She needs to stop talking and go back to eating Hagen-Das

  43. The Zenome Project

    More hilarious VA Governor’s news: Democracy for America, a major progressive PAC founded by Howard Dean, just completely cut off their endorsement of Ralph Northam because he flip-flopped under pressure on those “racist” anti-sanctuary cities bills:

    This afternoon, following comments backtracking from support for immigrant families, Democracy for America announced that it was no longer doing “any work to directly aid” Democrat Ralph Northam’s Virginia campaign for Governor.

    DFA never endorsed Northam in the Gubernatorial race, but, as a part of the coordinated campaign, is spearheading a grassroots calling program to mobilize Virginia voters up and down the ballot. In October, following news that Northam staffers had left Lt. Gov. candidate Justin Fairfax off canvass literature, DFA stopped asking voters or collecting data about Northam as a part of that calling program. Today, DFA decided to make this decision public.

    Full statement from Charles Chamberlain, DFA’s Executive Director, announcing the decision to end any direct support for Northam:

    “Ralph Northam’s gutless, politically senseless, and morally debased decision yesterday to openly backtrack on his commitment to standing up for immigrant families is a picture-perfect example of why Democracy for America never endorsed him in the primary and focused the entirety of our efforts in Virginia on down-ticket races, like Justin Fairfax’s campaign for Lieutenant Governor. It’s also why, today, we’re announcing that we will no longer do any work to directly aid Northam’s gubernatorial efforts.

    “Despite our profound reservations about Northam’s commitment to the inclusive populist agenda Democrats need to embrace to win, following the conclusion of Virginia’s Democratic primary, we have continued to work alongside the Virginia Democratic Coordinated campaign for our endorsed candidates, raise tens of thousands of dollars in grassroots donations, and make tens of thousands of calls to voters to expand the electorate.

    “Those concerns proved justified when, a few weeks ago, the VA Democratic Coordinated campaign (dominated by Northam operatives) bought literature for canvassers that purposely left off Fairfax, who, if elected, would be just the second Black man to ever serve statewide office in the Commonwealth. Following that racist action, we decided to remove Northam’s name from the tens of thousands of volunteer Get-Out-the-Vote calls our members are making in Virginia, but, for the sake of Democratic comity, we refrained from publicly discussing that decision.

    “However, after seeing Northam play directly into the hands of Republicans’ racist anti-immigrant rhetoric on sanctuary cities, we refuse to be silent any longer and even remotely complicit in the disastrous, racist, and voter-turnout-depressing campaign Ralph Northam appears intent on running.

    “The fight for racial and economic justice are core Democratic values, not talking points for convenient moments. This isn’t some arbitrary purity test either. Public dithering on basic issues of racial justice, like the need to protect immigrant families targeted by a bigoted Federal government, isn’t just morally bankrupt, it’s precisely why many Black, brown, and progressive white voters that should make up the base of reliable Democratic voters don’t believe Democratic candidates have their backs and sit out elections.

    “Let’s be really clear: If Ralph Northam wins next Tuesday, it won’t be because he publicly backtracked on his commitment to protecting immigrant families, but in spite of it. And, if he loses, the blame should be placed squarely on the shoulders of the consultants who urged the campaign to cave on core Democratic values in the face of a virulently racist Republican campaign – and whose obsession with flipping white, Republican-leaning votes and ignoring voters of color has consistently failed.

    “As we have from the start, we are committed to supporting DFA’s endorsed candidates in Virginia through election day, but we cannot remain silent as an outdated faction of national and state Democratic Party staffers and consultants run the same old, broken, and racist playbook that lost Democrats over 1000 elected offices since 2008 and allowed a bigoted billionaire to squeak into the White House last Fall. Our country and our party deserve much, much better.” — Charles Chamberlain, Executive Director, Democracy for America

    1. ::sad trombone::

      YES YES YES FEED ON EACH OTHER YESSSS

      1. The Zenome Project

        I do think that the people on this board were correct about why the head people in the Democratic Party are trying so hard to push a #resist message after last year. They’re really having a difficult time uniting the Bernie coalition, the Hillary establishment coalition, and the Obama intersectional coalition on strategies and ideas (besides single-payer), so they think that by making Trump a distraction of sorts, they can avoid trying to cobble a winning message for 2018. It’s made him unpopular in polls (perhaps), but I don’t think it’s actually helping them win elections except when the races are super-low turnout.

        1. Interesting

    2. The Zenome Project

      For more detail: this PAC looks like an epicenter for the intersectional/identity politics/Obama coalition section of the Democratic Party. Here’s a rather golden tweet from them today about the new Federal Reserve chair nominee:

      #ThisWhiteSupremacy: Trump replacing 1st woman Fed Chair w/ old, white guy w/ Wall Street ties who will pursue the same monetary policies – @DFAaction

    3. I need to look up my local polling place for next Tuesday – esp since I need to swing by before work.

  44. AlmightyJB

    I’m off until Tuesday so for me it really is Friday:)

    1. straffinrun

      Cheers.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Cheers:)

    2. Lachowsky

      Today was my last day at work this week. Unfortunately, the new week begins at 7pm tomorrow night. WooHoo24 hours off work for Lachowksy.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Stupid is as stupid does

    2. Rhywun

      Guys, she’s single!

      1. AlmightyJB

        Pass

    3. Derpetologist

      We have a new mental gymnastics champion.

    4. Playa Manhattan

      What’s a Tamania?

  45. Derpetologist

    Study: AC/DC’s ‘Highway To Hell’ More Theologically Accurate Than 96% Of Modern Worship Songs

    I larfed.

    ***
    “While modern worship songs tend to contain little theology, an anemic view of sin, and a poor understanding of the work of the Holy Spirit, ‘Highway to Hell’ has a very biblical view of the doctrine of hell,” a CCLI rep said. “Lead singer Bon Scott had a clear understanding of man’s natural inclination toward sin and the inevitable judgment of God that follows.”

    “Just take a look at some of those lyrics in that hard-hitting first verse,” the head CCLI researcher told reporters. “‘Don’t need reason, don’t need rhyme, Ain’t nothing I would rather do / Going down, party time, My friends are gonna be there too.’”

    “Bon Scott’s understanding of mankind’s depravity clearly rivaled anything Paul wrote in the third chapter of Romans,” he added. “It’s better than that song that keeps inviting the Holy Spirit in like He’s some kind of coy puppy dog.”
    ***

    I larfed again.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Ozzy, Lemmy, and Bon Scott equal the Trinity? I’m on board.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      No stop signs. Speed limits. Nobody’s gonna slow me down!

      Preach it brotha!

      1. AlmightyJB

        It’s better to burn out, then fade away.

  46. KibbledKristen

    Northam campaign tied to that foul ad with kids getting run down. New shocker at 11.

    1. KibbledKristen

      Dems can’t run a campaign for shit. Hillary must have really made an…impression on the DNC.

    2. Rhywun

      Called it. There’s no way that ad gets on TV without the Dem candidate’s approval.

    3. AlmightyJB

      What a piece of shit. He’ll probably won’t though.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Probably win though. God I hate my phone.

      2. The Zenome Project

        The erratic behavior from him and his campaign this late kind of says otherwise IMO. There must be something truly awful in the internals to both release that insane ad and flip-flop on sanctuary cities. Cautiously optimistic, however.

      3. The Zenome Project

        My only question at this point is by how much does Gillespie have to win by to overcome the trunks of dead people ballots in Fairfax County?

  47. Derpetologist

    I must admit- this Bible thumper did his homework.
    http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/death_list.htm

    ***
    Psalms 55:23, “But thou, O God, shalt bring them down into the pit of destruction: bloody and deceitful men shall not live out half their days; but I will trust in thee.”

    While these rockers gave their lives for Rock-N-Roll, they also fulfilled the passage in Romans 6:23, “The wages of sin is DEATH…” You’ll notice the list has 28 “Rockers” who committed suicide and 39 who died of alcohol and drug abuse. Furthermore, only one person died of “old age” while the rest died “before their time” (Ecclesiastes 7:17).

    Average Age at Death of Included Rock Stars (1) 36.9 Years
    Average Age at Death of Americans (2) 75.8 Years

    Premature Death of Rock and Country* Stars
    *An independent university study in Arkansas showed that whites who listened to more Country music were more likely to commit suicide.
    ***

    1. Derpetologist

      ***
      I saw a YouTube video of a recent AC/DC concert. Brian Johnson leads the audience, tens-of-thousands of fans, to sing in unison… “I’m on a highway to Hell.” There are giant movie screens on stage behind the band, showing flames on both sides, mocking the Bible. The band and many fans are wearing hats with devil’s horns. The guitarist, Angus Young, sticks his guitar between Brian Johnson’s legs, near his crotch, making it look like an erect penis. It is shameful and evil. It is hard to actually witness tens-of-thousands of people all gleefully singing that they’re going to Hell. It is tearful if you believe the Bible and love the Lord Jesus Christ. Do you care that the souls of billions of lost sinners are headed straight for the Lake of Fire.

      Here are the very sad lyrics to HIGHWAY TO HELL by ACDC…
      ***

      I larfed and I’m not sorry.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Has this guy seen the official Let There Be Rock video? Cause it might give him a heart attack.
        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3f2g4RMfhS0

      2. Drake

        He should check out Nirvana.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_jxjqkNVzI

    2. Rhywun

      whites who listened to more Country music were more likely to commit suicide

      Sounds about right.

    3. Derpetologist

      ***
      There’s not a more demonic band than ACDC. For decades now the group has held together, leading fans unanimously in praise of Satan and joyful glee that they’re all on a HIGHWAY TO HELL.

      Tragically, that’s where they’re all going to spend eternity. 2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9, “In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power.”

      ACDC has destroyed the lives of tens-of-millions of young people, leading them into spiritual decadence, sexual immorality, rebellion against God, substance abuse and the lake of Fire. God will not be mocked (Galatians 6:7). God said what He meant, and meant what He said in the Scriptures.

      Jesus proclaimed in John 10:35 that the Scripture cannot be broken. All Christ-rejecters will be cast into the lake of Fire to be tormented day and night for ever (Revelation 20:11-15).
      ***

      link

    4. AlmightyJB

      I would prescribe that he read the entire Bible, cover to cover. That should cure him.

      1. Derpetologist

        I think he has:

        ***
        Oh, how Satan is a beautiful liar! Do you think you’ll meet all your friends in Hell and have a big party? That’s not what the Bible teaches. You’ll be screaming in the torments of molten sulfur (brimstone, Revelation 21:8). The only promise that the wicked have is that God will punish them in flaming fire for all eternity (2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9; Revelation 20:15; 21:8). If your friends are in Hell when you get there—you won’t be partying together, holding hands and singing campfire songs. You’ll be tormented day-and-night forever!

        You will have company in Hell, but it will be beyond your worst nightmare (Revelation 9:1-11). The Bible says that these horrific scorpion-like creatures will come out of the bottomless pit during the Great Tribulation (i.e., the last 3 1/2 years of the 7-year Tribulation), from whence comes the smoke as of a burning furnace (Revelation 21:8). God will cast each and every unbeliever into the Lake of Fire as 2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9 and Revelation 20:11-15 warns! God will not be mocked by evil men and women. If you die in your sins (John 8:24), God the Father will be your Judge in eternity (Revelation 20:11-15).

        Won’t you repent toward God and trust upon Jesus’ precious name for the forgiveness of your sins? Thank God, He has made a narrow road which leads to eternal life and Heaven for those who come by faith, as guilty sinners to be washed in the precious blood of the Lamb of God, Jesus Christ. “Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; BUT WITH THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF CHRIST, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot” (1st Peter 1:18,19).

        There are many frightening aspects of dying a Second Death in the Lake of Fire that should scare you if you’re an unbeliever; but one particular phrase in Revelation 14:11 below jumps out at me as being the most frightening for those who go to Hell… “no rest day nor night.” If you are a Christ-rejecting unbeliever, the Bible teaches that you WILL go straight to Hell when you die. You will be tormented in flaming fire, for ever and ever. And the Bible teaches that you will have NO REST, neither day nor night, for all eternity. Are you willing to take that chance with your soul? I’m not.
        ***

        Pascal’s wager for the win.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Still cherry picking. If you can read the entire thing cover to cover, and rationalize everything in it as the literal Word of an omniscience, omnipotent being, then I’m not sure you have a functional brain.

    5. And yet Mick Jagger is immortal.

  48. Lachowsky

    http://5newsonline.com/2017/11/02/arkansas-game-fish-commission-breaks-ground-on-new-nature-center/

    18 millions dollars. I was under the impression that the fees for my hunting/fishing license were all earmarked for wildlife management.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Those politically connected relatives need lifelong jobs with lucrative pensions too.

      1. Lachowsky

        Any government program, no matter how well intentioned, always grows and grows until it is an entity that no longer resembles its charter and is nothing but a jobs program for the politically connected.

        1. Derpetologist

          “It is the natural tendency for government to grow and for liberty to yield.”

          -some fucking white male

        2. thepasswordispassword

          Working at the state capitol I once saw a bill pass that was essentially: we already let the cities and counties use their cut of the gas tax for bike paths, hiking trails and parks instead of road maintenance, might as well do it for the state too.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Can you kill things at the Nature Center?

      1. Lachowsky

        You can
        Not sure of the consequences, but you certainly can.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      How can you manage wildlife without a wildlife management center, huh?

      1. AlmightyJB

        I know right?

      2. Playa Manhattan

        With a gun.

  49. PudPaisley

    Some good friends of mine culturally appropriated the same opening as the Vapors. Their song is a little…..different.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmPkIJWrm4o

    These guys used to put on some very unique and entertaining shows with almost all original songs. They were like a circus freak show with really talented musicians dressed in all kinds of crazy costumes. They once did a live show in La Crosse where they played their songs to the movie Freaks! with TV monitors set up around the bar.

    1. Lachowsky

      cultural appropriation is hilarious

      http://imgur.com/O5HUNpg

      1. Rhywun

        Wait… on both knees? *shudder*

    2. straffinrun

      That’s not bad. A little too screechy for my taste, but clean.

  50. Lachowsky

    I’m watching a little tv tonight. The Sum of all Fears is on one of my movie channels. I really enjoyed the book. I read it when I was a teenager.

    In the movie, the guys who set off the bomb in Baltimore are nazi sympethiszers. It was Muslim terrorists in the book.

    This movie is from like 2002. I’m surprised that the Muslim terrorism angle was discarded at that time. wierd.

    1. CPRM

      Noooo! *Jumps in slow motion to stop Lach from watching that shitpile. *

      1. Lachowsky

        it’s not very good. I read all the Clancy Books about jack Ryan when I was a teenager. They were good. I liked the film adaption of red october. I can’t think of another one I have seen that is very good.

        1. CPRM

          I liked the Harrison Ford ones. But I never read the books. My dad didn’t ‘read’ the books either, but he listened to the books on tape (he was a truck driver, lots of time for that) and liked those. But the one’s they’ve made since, besides continuity problems, have just been plain boring.

        2. thepasswordispassword

          +1 Harrison Ford versions although not exactly faithful.

    2. The one good thing about that movie (as opposed to the awesome book) – is the TU-22 attack on the aircraft carrier. We used that clip for some discussions at the last schoolhouse I worked in.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Jeezus Christ. It’s like watching the Cultural Revolution. Put a couple of the ring leaders in boats at the reflecting pool at Westmoreland. Pour encourager les autres.

      2. My response would be “fuck off” but that’s why I’m not a college administrator.

    1. CPRM

      “Black Lives must be Repreggie”?

      1. straffinrun

        The establishment of a paid staff position to participate in the maintenance and organization of the Black Student Union..

        Oppression.

        1. CPRM

          So in these enlightened days there is a black student union and a white student union, how progressive.

        2. Gustave Lytton

          I can hear the marking of the shoes as they run the clothes down the floor. Again please.

          (What is the kanji at the top? First one looks like zhōng (middle or center or Chinese something) if it was in Chinese – middle school?)

          1. straffinrun

            Exactly. Junior high (中学) classroom (教室) cleaning (掃除).

          2. Gustave Lytton

            Thank you! Much appreciated.

    2. BakedPenguin

      SRSLY, WTF?

  51. The NFL on-field product is barf-tastic.

    1. straffinrun

      Went from watching 3 or 4 games a week as a young man to watching one or two in my 30’s to checking to the box scores only in my early 40’s to not giving a fuck at all today.

      1. So many teams are plain awful. I’m watching the Jets! dismantle a 5-2 Bills team that looks 0-7. Nothing but mistakes, drops, and shitty playcalling.

        1. straffinrun

          Why are you watching it?

          1. Fantasy. I have Tyrod Taylor and Jameis Winston (drafted Luck late hoping he’d get back, but … ) I started Taylor.

            And it’s just on while I’m doing other crap.

      2. CPRM

        I get paid to watch games, and I have always been a big fan; but damn the game sucks these days.

    2. CPRM

      was that you that has worked as a screenwriter? With all these posts it gets hard to keep track of everyone’s jobs.

      1. I’m in advertising, but I am working on scripts on the side.

        1. CPRM

          Ok. Working on scripts just for kicks, or a paid gig?

          1. Not paid yet. I’ve put my own writing on the back burner a bit to work with a colleague (at MGM) on an entertainment-based startup and hybrid scripted/unscripted show idea that they (MGM) are interested in,

            How about you?

          2. CPRM

            Never got paid for writing. But I work as an editor/producer/cameraman, it makes me some money on the side. My problem is I’m an idea guy, not a coordinating guy.

  52. Gilmore

    Just saw S03E07 of Rick+Morty

    Put it in your blog” is my new favorite-diss

  53. thepasswordispassword

    Chinese girl from Sichaun culturally appropriates JPop group GARNiDELiA’s song which itself culturally appropriates Chinese dress and dance style. Shameless.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnHFAvNJae4

    1. CPRM

      are ages of consent subject to exchange rates?

      1. CPRM

        For nanny staters; this is what is known as a ‘joke’.
        joke
        jōk/Submit
        noun
        1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

  54. KSuellington

    We live our day to day lives and suffer our frustrations, sadness, disappointments, and human stupidity. One thing that libertarians understand that it seems is much more rare with other outlooks is that we are unbelievably well off as compared to just a short while ago in history and even presently. The average American lives a life of absolute total luxury compared to the rest of the world and to time. It seems to me that very few people appreciate that fact. Progressives routinely ignore it.

    1. CPRM

      I’m 34. I help my oldest aunt by doing her shopping and driving her around. Once a month she has a lunch with her classmates that are still local and alive. I hear so much shit (pun intended) about how they didn’t have indoor plumbing when they were young. One generation from no indoor plumbing and here I sit typing words on the internet. Again, I’m 34, not a doddering old man.

      1. KSuellington

        I am just a few years older than you and I remember going to visit my cousins in the early 80s in the west of Ireland. They still had an outhouse. They had one pipe of cold water coming into their house and took a bath in a big steel bucket with warm water from the peat stove. I can’t believe it. I was just there this summer and it is now vastly richer. My younger cousins live in really nice houses, by American standards. By historical standards we are in the absolute top percent of a percent. It’s funny to me that many people still think we are in terrible times.

        http://www.sfgate.com/national/article/Poll-Most-Americans-think-it-s-the-worst-of-times-12327626.php

        1. CPRM

          I think it’s the victim cred. Everyone wants the victim cred now.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      We won the Earth Lottery

    3. straffinrun

      We have more gadgets and conveniences, but the American middle class family in the 50’s owned their own homes, often without huge mortgages. They weren’t being spied on to the massive degree people are today. Both parents didn’t need to work to have a comfortable life. Cronyism in government is no longer even being fought. Maybe humanity itself is regressing towards some kind of regression to the mean. Whatever technological progress we make to have easier lives is accompanied by another aspect of our lives that get worse.

      1. dorvinion

        A lot of that “need” for two incomes has to do with the fact that today we are mostly choosing to buy bigger and more than in the 50s.

        Some important things to remember about that American middle class family from the 50s.

        They generally lived in houses a bit less than half the size of the average new house built in the last 25 years. Double the house size, at least double the cost (probably closer to triple actually).

        They tended to have a single vehicle, though they would likely want to replace it in as little as 6 or 7 years since they frequently didn’t last much longer than that. Nowadays two vehicles that we drive many more miles is typically the norm(though they last 2-3 times longer, they cost 20-40% more), and if you have driving teenagers maybe even a third car.

        They also didn’t subscribe to any expensive monthly services except telephone service which I can’t seem to find a price on for local service, but I suspect it was probably no more than 100 a year unless you made a lot of long distance calls which was about 2% of median income. Nowadays half of people still have landlines(or VOIP through internet provider), multiple lines of cellphone(frequently replacing the expensive cell phones every couple years), internet, and (while the number is decreasing) the majority also subscribe to a pay television service. Those modern services combined run about 5-7% of the median household income.

        While the commonly found home appliances, gadgets, and electric gizmos (TVs and whatnot) are considerably less expensive these days, today we buy more of those gadgets, electric gizmos and appliances which now also include additional items like central air conditioners (window units were what people in the 50s used if they used AC at all), DVD/BluRay players(and the movies to go along with them),game consoles (and games), computers, and of course TVs(almost 3 per home on average vs probably only 1 in the 50s).

        In the 50s, 25% of food cost was for eating out…50% today.

  55. Yusef drives a Kia

    OT but not, I have a chance to go visit an old friend who lives in Rosarito beach, Mexico.
    I have never been away from the U.S. what do I need to know, other than don’t bring drugs etc.
    /Paranoid

    1. CPRM

      Don’t take the KIA?

    2. KSuellington

      Are you serious? I thought you lived in SoCal. If you haven’t been to Mexico you very much need to get on down there. The border on the way back if going by car is a slog. It used to be much easier.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        The border on the way back if going by car is a slog.

        Yeah

    3. straffinrun

      Doubt you’d have any problems. Lots of hookers outside the hotels last time I was in Cancun. Don’t even talk to them.

      1. BakedPenguin

        Then how do you even negotiate?

        1. straffinrun

          Knock yourself out, BP. I’d rather rub on out.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Good idea. Don’t give them the easy one. Make them work for it.

    4. Playa Manhattan

      Park somewhere in SD, take the trolley to the border, walk across, and grab a cab to Rosarito.

      You’ll need a passport.

  56. Mustang

    I like almost any pizza. I eat one once a week and I don’t care if it’s from Pizza Hut or gourmet artisanal whatever. I’ve only ever rejected one pizza and it was made by a bunch of organic hipster douchebags and included some incredibly bad organic sausage with no preservatives (I think, it was a weird gray color) and a whole host of other tasteless cardboard crap. The crust was just…awful…and there was no sauce I could identify, not even artisanal homegrown tomatoes that any millennial who’s worth their knit cap could grow.

    I enjoy hotdish (I had to look up what it was). I love green bean casserole with fake mushroom canned crap and french fries onion whatevers.

    I’ve only found one IPA I can drink, Sam Adams Rebel IPA, and people look at me cross-eyed and point me to old British ales when I describe what I like in beer.

    Just so you all know who you’re dealing with.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      How do you feel about yoga, champagne, health food and getting caught in the rain?

      1. Mustang

        I may not be the love that you’re looking for.

        I got halfway through the comments and got really interested in the deep dish and hotdish argument. It seems to cause more consternation than abortion amongst glibertarians so I just wanted to social signal.

        I’m also 99.5% sure that we will take no overt action against North Korea unless they go first.

  57. Gustave Lytton

    Night everyone. Start the hamster wheel all over again in a couple of hours.