Monday Morning Links

The sports world is abuzz about the end of the Steelers-Patriots game.  I’m sorry, but that was a terrible call…or a terrible rule…or whatever caused that obvious touchdown to be overturned.  That’s just a fucking travesty. I don’t know what else to say.

The Carolina Panthers are up for sale after the #metoo movement claims another scalp. Rapper Sean “Puff Daddy” “P-Diddy” just plain “Diddy” Combs said he wants to buy the team. And plans to make some moves that will generate a lot of buzz. And a lot of empty seats. Steph Curry wants ion on the action as well.

Too many things going on today to dwell on sports except to note the Australia have retained the Ashes after absolutely demolishing England in the third test by 41 runs and an innings. For those of you who don’t know much about test cricket, thats the equivalent of the slaughter rule (and then some).  Its a grim day for the English. Which, come to think of it, is most days.

I promised you links. Well, here are…the links!

Yeah, lets give these assholes free rein

Obama stopped our intel organizetions from taking on the criminal terrorist organization Hezbollah so he could send Iran billions of dollars and strike a nuclear deal with them, every one of which they’ve ignored in the past.  Way to go, asshole. You managed to fund terrorism for probably a decade or more and give an ostensibly theocratic hellhole the means to create more nuclear material when you didn’t have to do either.

President Trump has not discussed and has no plans whatsoever to fire Robert Mueller. Which means the major news outlets have talked about very little this weekend other than the possibility that he will. Hell, even the always-honorable Eric Holder got in on the act saying he’d organize protests if it happened.  He should make sure not to wander too close to Capitol Hill if those protests materialize. Just in case that contempt of Congress warrant is still out there for him refusing to hand over docs about his secret “guns-to-cartels” operation known as Fast & Furious.

Anti-Semite? Sure. Sexual assault enabler? Maybe.

Everyone’s favorite feminist anti-Semite and pussy hat hijab-wearing assclown Linda Sarsour is being caught up in the #metoo movement as well, after allegedly enabling the sexual assault and ongoing harassment of a person actually willing to go on the record and name names.

Allegations of groping and unwanted touching were allegedly brought to Sarsour during her time as executive director of the Arab American Association. In response, Sarsour, a self-proclaimed champion of women, attacked the woman bringing the allegations, often threatening and body-shaming her, these sources alleged. The most serious allegations were dismissed, Asmi Fathelbab, the alleged victim told The Daily Caller, because the accused was a “good Muslim” who was “always at the Mosque.”

“She oversaw an environment unsafe and abusive to women,” said Fethelbab, a former employee at the Arab American Association. “Women who put [Sarsour] on a pedestal for women’s rights and empowerment deserve to know how she really treats us.”

If true, the allegations would cost most people their jobs. We’ll see if the mainstream media, of which the Daily Caller is definitely only a fringe member of at best, covers it with the same level of exasperation they’ve covered accusations against those lower on the SJW pyramid of grievances.

John McCain going to Arizona because he’s incapable of doing his job because of a brain tumor. Of course, he won’t simply retire so someone physically and mentally capable of handling the rigors of being a U.S. Senator can take his place. That would be the right and honorable thing to do crazy!

Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport got the power back on finally. But 400 flights for Monday are cancelled and everything is still a complete shitshow there. The world’s busiest airport had already cancelled 1,100 flights on Sunday. I hope they have their shit together before I fly there late Thursday.

An unnamed person fired some shots and then barricaded himself in the Four Seasons Hotel in San Francisco over the weekend. He was allowed to surrender peacefully a couple hours later.  Now, see if you can guess why his name is being withheld and why he was probably allowed to surrender peacefully.

The most predictable thing to happen in the last week. (Well, aside from the Patriots managing to have the most important game of the season gifted to them.)

lolololololololololololol

LOL, Jesus Christ. I especially like that he went for the “I’m gonna shame the alleged victim of my husband’s sexual assaults and harassment” Hillary image rather than the “what, like with a cloth?” visage.  Stunning. And. Brave.

Here you go, headbangers.

Hope your week gets off to a good start, friends.

Comments

463 responses to “Monday Morning Links”

  1. Now, see if you can guess why his name is being withheld and why he was probably allowed to surrender peacefully.

    Diplomatic Immunity?

    *looks at article*

    Close.

  2. Yay! Monday – have a funeral, job interview, and a day off. Oh and my wife’s birthday (which is the same day as her father’s funeral – wow.)

    1. *this week that is.

      1. I would have expected you to take a day off to attend both a funeral and a job interview.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Both are by phone, strangely.

    2. Brett L

      Sorry for your loss. My thoughts and prayers to your family. Good luck on the interview.

      1. Thanks, Brett. It was a rough day yesterday, and last night. My wife didn’t get much sleep. And, given her solo practitioner job, she can’t just call in to work. So she went in today to change her schedule around for the week.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      My sympathies to you and your wife.

    4. ElspethFlashman

      Thanks to all the glibs who expressed their sympathy yesterday. My dad was a wonderful man, and I can’t begin to describe how he lived by example. Thank you too, to my dear Lord H, who looks after me, he does a great job.

      1. Tundra

        *feels stupid*

        Sorry Elspeth. Never put two and two together.

        Thinking of all of you today.

      2. Brett L

        So sorry for your loss.

      3. The Elite Elite

        Sorry about your loss.

      4. You blew are cover /no euphemism implied

        1. *our

          ::gets more coffee::

        2. Tundra

          It’s like one of those novels where suddenly everything snaps into place and the connections become obvious.

          1. Certified Public Asshat

            Tulpa is married to Tulpa?

        3. ElspethFlashman

          Sorry! I’ll go back under cover in a few days and this will all pass over. 😉

          1. Old Man With Candy

            From LH’s description, your dad sounds like he was a real character, in the positive sense. My sympathies as well, but you’re lucky to have had him in your life and for that, I’m sure you’re grateful.

          2. ElspethFlashman

            One example: He took engineering classes for a while, all while working full time, and raising four girls. For fun he still used to do trig problems, even when he had no classes.

          3. Old Man With Candy

            That got Richard Feynman looked at by the FBI. “He does calculus problems for fun.”

      5. Count Potato

        Sorry 🙁

      6. Certified Public Asshat

        Sorry to the both of you.

      7. Semi-Spartan Dad

        Sorry for your loss Elspeth & LH

      8. gbob

        Sorry for your loss isnone those painfully predictable things to say, but at a time like that, what else is there.

        Thoughts and well wishes to all.

        1. dbleagle

          I offer my best wishes to you both.

      9. tarran

        So sorry for your loss. 🙁

      10. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

        My condolences

      11. DEG

        Sorry Elspeth.

    5. mexican sharpshooter

      I’m sorry to hear that. Sounds like you have a hell of a week.

  3. Private Chipperbot

    Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport got the power back on finally.

    Thankfully, I decided to cancel a trip to my office planned for today.

    1. WTF

      Why is there a dancing “1” on the third comment?

      1. I presume it’s because I requested not to be decorated, and Lord H was not referencing the links.

        1. WTF

          Okay, I guess we’ll go with that.

          1. Too exciting to have a gif on your comment.

          2. bacon-magic

            Lmao

        2. commodious spittoon

          UCS threw his #1 over the White House fence like all those ‘Nam vets.

  4. A Justin Bieber Look-A-Like Sex Doll Is On Sale, If You’re Interested

    The dolls, which are on sale at AliExpress, will set you back £1000. Now, that might sound a bit pricey, but buyers can choose the penis size ranging from seven to nine inches, apparently, so when you put it like that, who can afford to not have one, eh?

    Can you imagine the look on your loved one’s face come Christmas day when they unwrap this and shout, ‘its just what I’ve always wanted’?

    1. leonadasiv

      Is he just a sex object to these women? E need to end this structural abuse

    2. Bobarian LMD

      buyers can choose the penis size ranging from seven to nine inches, apparently, so when you put it like that, who can afford to not have one, eh?

      Why just one, when you could get all the sizes. Like collecting Pokémon.

  5. Private Chipperbot

    Whoever said Doug Jones wouldn’t be seated before he had to resign was probably right…

    The senator-elect also said he doesn’t agree with some in his party who say President Donald Trump should resign from office over the sexual harassment and sexual assault allegations against him, which Trump has denied…”(T)hose allegations were made before the election, and so people had an opportunity to judge before that election,” Jones said.

    Translation: “When the accusations about me come out, remember that I was voted in so leave me alone.”

    1. leonadasiv

      (T)hose allegations were made before the election, and so people had an opportunity to judge before that election,”

      Hmm. That’s not how I thought it would go down with Moore, I thought the Senate was c supposed to refuse to seat him.

    2. cavalier973
      cavalier973 on December 17, 2017 at 7:04 am

      It would not surprise me at all, either, if news came out that Doug Jones is having to withdraw from the Senate before he is even seated, because he was caught on video with a dead girl AND a live boy, and Alabamans have to go through another special election.

    3. commodious spittoon

      That, or angling to keep the job in 2020 by tacking sommat to the right.

      1. This. He knows his grip on the seat is tenuous at best, and that Trump’s relative popularity in Alabama exceeds his own.

        He’s not dumb.

        Also, I have a natural liking for the guy given all those games he saved for Cleveland back in the day.

        1. Endless Mike

          He was really good in the Hellboy movies, too.

  6. I clearly don’t have the tolerance for caffiene I thought I did. I needed to brew up coffee as an ingredient for something I was cooking, then I got the bright idea of drinking some. I was up all night, and not just an “I can’t sleep” but “I’m wide awake”. I’m still awake from yesterday, and trying to figure out how well I’ll stay awake.

    I still don’t care for the taste.

    1. How about a nice Sanka?

      1. Decaffinated??

        For someone not fond of the taste of coffee, that ends up being the worst of both worlds.

      2. Remember: when Joltin’ Joe’s not stuffin’ Marilyn Monroe’s loose vagina, he’s slurping down instantly-delicious Sanka!

    2. Brett L

      Caffeine is probably the most powerful performance enhancing drug you can take, but it only really works once or twice before the body adapts to it. Then you have to completely clear it from your system.

      1. Nonsense! You can always take more!

        /chases dragon

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Some of us are on our 3rd cup and will continue to drink it until this afternoon.

          Just to keep the headache from coming.

          /Caught dragon

  7. Is FCC Chairman Ajit Pai A Closeted Alt-Right Sympathizer?

    Back in November, the FCC chairman and Trump appointee unveiled his plans to junk the net neutrality rules established in 2015, arguing that websites and social media platforms, rather than internet service providers (ISPs), posed the greatest threat to an open internet. At the time, Pai singled out Twitter for blame.

    “The company has a viewpoint and uses that viewpoint to discriminate,” he told the R Street Institute, a libertarian-minded think tank. “And to say the least, the company appears to have a double standard when it comes to suspending or deverifying conservative users’ accounts as opposed to those of liberal users. This conduct is many things, but it isn’t fighting for an open internet.”

    It’s difficult to know exactly who Pai had in mind, but Slate’s April Glaser notesthat Twitter recently deverified the accounts of several prominent white supremacists, including Laura Loomer and Jason Kessler. The former is a YouTube sensation on the alt-right who was recently banned from Uber and Lyftfor her Islamophobic tweets, while the latter was one of the organizers of the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. In October, Kessler was indicted on a felony perjury charge after falsely accusing a man he’d assaulted of attacking him first.

    1. Translation: “Is he to the political right of Mao?”

    2. A Fuggin White Male

      Laura Loomer is Jewish.

    3. Brett L

      “Does Ajit Pai know more about the Internet and how it was built than any other FCC Commissioner and 99.9% of the reporters on this issue?”

      1. From the evidence – yes.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          He wouldn’t have to know very much for that to be true.

      2. WTF

        Well, since reporters don’t know jack shit about anything and FCC Commissioner is a political post, I’d say the odds were probably pretty good.

        1. Pat

          Dude, like, Google invented the internet. We have to trust industry experts on this! Just not the people who build and maintain commercial networks. They’re corporate scum!

    4. I have noted the left media aren’t covering the racist caricature twitter is passing around of him.

      https://twitter.com/psychicpebble/status/941547826080710661

      1. The Elite Elite

        Wow. I can only imagine the media’s reaction if that style of drawing had been used for an Obama appointed official.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        I have no problem with it but I bet he’d never do a Muslim or Obama I reckon. If he never did it’s because he’s a gutless punk. But let’s attack the Republican minority over a stupid issue!

        And it’s jus more proof of a double standard out there. He’s also a little smart ass in the comments.

      3. “Most hated man in America”

        I contend that he’s the most hated man in your small circle-jerks, but is largely unknown in the U.S. as a whole.

      4. Akira

        Lefties seem to have a problem with a lot of Southeast Asians… Ajit Pai, Nikki Haley, Bobby Jindal…

    5. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just look at him…dude’s obviously a white nationalist.

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pai’s got some stones. He seems to revel in the daily internet roasting he receives. I admire his tenacity.

      1. Count Potato

        And that video he made for the Daily Caller was funny. Well, not as awesome as Remy, but pretty good for government work.

    7. The Elite Elite

      God, I’m getting so sick of hearing “Alt-Right” and we’re just barely into Trump’s presidency. These white nationalists are such a tiny fringe group that no one would know anything about if these media clowns didn’t constantly talk about them and call everyone Alt-Right who doesn’t freak out about Trump like they do.

    8. leonadasiv

      “arguing that websites and social media platforms, rather than internet service providers (ISPs), posed the greatest threat to an open internet. ”

      This. Who is actually doing the censoring right now? The content producers on the internet have gotten people rilled up in fear about what ISPs could do and totally disregard what they do themselves. This whole thing has been a fight between ISPs and content producers about who should pay for resources used, and the big companies like Google, Amazon, Netflix have done great at convincing everyone that the ISPs are evil.

      1. spqr2008

        Why not both? I personally detest Comcast (who luckily, I don’t have, but my brother does). Therefore my brother lets me use his sign ins for the paid channels so that I am effectively pirating from Comcast. I also detest all the censorship Google and Twitter are engaged in.

      2. Pat

        It’s been pretty funny seeing Google with 89.5 billion dollars in revenue in 2016, Amazon with 136 billion dollars in revenue in 2016, Apple with 214 billion dollars in revenue in 2016, and Facebook with 27 billion dollars in revenue in 2016 somehow pitch themselves as the courageous underdog against the robber baron Comcast with 80 billion dollars in revenue in 2016. Fight the KKKORpORASHUNZ!!!!!

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          Also note that Google has abandoned their Google Fiber project, implicitly admitting that being an ISP is not as easy as they made it out to be when they started.

          1. kbolino

            Also note that Google has abandoned their Google Fiber project

            I’d say “halted expansion of” is more accurate, at least for the moment. Although, it doesn’t affect your conclusion.

          2. leonadasiv

            I have a friend who has been waiting for Google fiber for over a year, because none of his neighbors showed interest. Something something, ISPs should give service to anyone despite the costs.

          3. Social Justice is Neither

            Why would google expand there when NN could be used to force existing ISPs to bear the costs for them. High speed internet is a human right after all (yes, I have actually been told this).

          4. Akira

            High speed internet is a human right after all (yes, I have actually been told this).

            I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember Obama endorsing that view in some way.

            I like how it has to be high speed. Dial-up – which is perfectly sufficient for bill paying and other basic uses – is a human rights violation, apparently.

          5. kbolino

            Human rights are those intangible things every human being owes to one another mutually; the right to speak freely, the right to worship freely, the right to be safe in one’s person and property, etc.

            The perversion of this meaning into tangible things that human beings “deserve” by pure virtue of their existence, which must be provided by others, demanding by their very nature the transfer of time, labor, and capital from one group to another, undermines the original meaning entirely.

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          This will all fade away once people realize the fear mongers are full of shit and their ability to access the internet and see what they want to see isn’t going anywhere.

          1. leonadasiv

            You have more faith in humanity than I do. People see much more likely to forget about it but never recognize that they were wrong.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            It *would* take a special kind of stupid to not see they’re wrong if nothing they said would happen, didn’t; that everything stayed as before the killing of NN.

            Or. They’ll try to pin anything they don’t like in the future on…killing NN.

            There’s a meme going around where Pai killed people’s ‘fundamental human rights’.

            They’re ignorant hyper retards is all they are.

        3. Endless Mike

          Stealing this

    9. commodious spittoon

      The fuck is a National Memo? A new source of derp?

      1. Pat

        The fuck is a National Memo?

        It’s like a national conversation, only without the flimsy pretense of the communication being bilateral.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Nice.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Just as long as we keep our priorities straight

    Some people close to Richardson will tell you that he’s a good person. People in his community will tell you that Richardson has done a lot of good for Charlotte. Richardson was one of the more powerful owners in the NFL, and along with the Houston Texans’ Bob McNair he held the distinction of being one of only two men to have owned his team since its inception.

    After purchasing the rights to start the team in 1993 for $206 million, Richardson has grown the Panthers into a $1 billion organization.

    But sexual harassment outweighs any good he’s done.

    Actual on-the-field cheating? We can live with that. Sexual innuendo and butt pinching, however, require a death sentence.

    1. Private Chipperbot

      But sexual harassment outweighs any good he’s done.

      I’m curious what they have to say about Bill Clinton these days.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Shut up!
        *sticks fingers in ears*

      2. wdalasio

        I’m curious what they have to say about Bill Clinton these days.

        Bill Clinton has served his purpose and he’s now politically impotent. They’re all too happy to throw him under the bus.

      3. commodious spittoon

        You’ll know how they feel if Franken stonewalls stepping down and suddenly everyone buttons their lips about it.

    2. Psycho Effer

      Please let Daniel Snyder be found to have made a hooker joke in the distant past. If #metoo can help us be rid of odious sports franchise owners I will support it whole-heartedly!

      1. AlexinCT

        I second that…

  9. Tundra

    Here you go, headbangers.

    My favorite Christmas song! Comments are funny, too.

    1. MikeS

      This one is my early fav:

      Gonna go ahead and save you newcomers the trouble. Nearly 85% or so of the comments below are “this is TSO” and “not Metallica” and shit. Please, just enjoy the damn song regardless of the clickbait or cover or false leads. Thank you.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        I liked when Dave Mustaine was in Trans-Siberian Orchestra and they did the Four Horsemen.

        1. MikeS

          A seminal moment in rock history, to be sure.

        2. Yusef drives a Kia

          I wanna see that!

        3. Chipwooder

          For those who don’t know, while the comment was a joke Al Petrelli from TSO used to be lead guitarist in Megadeth.

    2. Count Potato

      I’m surprised Metallica hasn’t had it taken down.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    The sports world is abuzz about the end of the Steelers-Patriots game. I’m sorry, but that was a terrible call…or a terrible rule…or whatever caused that obvious touchdown to be overturned. That’s just a fucking travesty. I don’t know what else to say.

    I was watching with the sound off. I watched the replays and thought, “Oh, well, they’re going to spot it at the one and make them jam it in.”

    I couldn’t believe it when they called that “no catch”. WTF? I couldn’t give a fuck less about treason and sedition in the NFL. They’re digging their own grave with calls like that.

    1. WTF

      I saw a video posted where an NFL official “explains” the call and proceeds to contradict himself during the “explanation”.

      1. Third Revisit: “Fuck you, that’s why.”

    2. straffinrun

      According to the way the NFL rules are worded, you could catch a pass on your own 1 yard line, run 99 yards untouched but if you jumped into the endzone and the ground knocked the ball loose it’d be “No Catch”. Maybe I’m missing something, but that’s how I read it.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        No, somewhere along the 99 yards you have established possession.

        In this case, based on the wording of the rule, James does not establish possession until he makes contact with the ground and does not have the ball jarred loose.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          But he did have the back hand knocked loose on contact with the ground, meaning the ball was on the ground.

          Under current rules, no catch.

          I hate the Stillers as much as the Patsies, so the asterisk everyone will put next to Brady(*Cheater) and the bitching by Stiller whiners is gold.

          1. “But he did have the back hand knocked loose on contact with the ground, meaning the ball was on the ground.”

            My issue was there was not incontrovertible evidence he lost control of the ball with the front hand under most of the ball.

            How about we start the Real Time League and forget replays altogether? What was supposed to be a benefit has turned the game into a shitshow.

          2. R C Dean

            Bingo. These replays are doing a lot of damage to the league. They kill the pacing and momentum of the game, and they only amplify referee controversies.

            My proposal:

            (a) The NFL speeds up the game by getting rid of some of the commercial timeouts and generally trimming time between snaps.
            (b) They work a deal with the networks – no more than two replays per play during the game (except halftime).
            (c) Plays stand as called, but each coach gets two challenges per half, period. Failed challenges cost a timeout. Successful challenges don’t get you another challenge. If you are out of timeouts, you don’t get a challenge.

            The endless committee meetings and delays while both obviously correct calls and coin-toss calls are micro-reviewed not only kill the watchability of the game, they erode the refs’ credibility, which is also bad for the game.

          3. Psycho Effer

            I think they need to reduce the number of things that they use replay for. In my NFL, everything is a catch, so fuck that shit right in the ear. Use replay to see if someone went out of bounds or if their knee was down, that’s it.

          4. Certified Public Asshat

            That’s what I meant, my response was not typed very well.

    3. Tundra

      Vikes got nailed with that stupid rule last week. Not that it matters today (suck it, GB!)

      1. Stillhunter

        Enjoy the 15 minutes!

        Queens have a good team and a good coach now, so they are rolling. They better pay Barr a bonus for winning them the division!

    4. A Leap at the Wheel

      The rule is shit, but it was a shit rule adjudicated correctly on the field. I’m sure Calvin Johnson or any lions fan can tell you about it.

      The game turned on it. It also turned on that missed INT, SINGLE COVERAGE ON GRONK ON A 2 POINT CONVERSION WHAT THE FUCK, and running the ball for no yardage when you need first downs to kill the clock. Steelers lost this game, just like I and every single other Steelers fan on earth expected. Having about the second best coaching staff, the second best end-of-game offense, etc is why the Pats always eat our lunch.

      But it came down to a coin flip instead of a blow out. That’s a big deal, and will make the inevitable heartbreak of fucking up the AFCCG in Gillette Stadium that much worse.

      Is it too late for the Giants to make a playoff run?

      1. R C Dean

        Even though the refs thoroughly STEVE SMITHED the Steelers on two bad replays, the Steelers still coulda shoulda won. They had terrible offensive playcalling on their last two possessions, and terrible defensive playcalling on the last Patriots possession. Who the fuck gives Gronk single coverage on a short pass into the endzone? The game was theirs to lose even with the bad calls. And they lost it.

        Pfeh.

        The Cowboys managed to simultaneously embarrass themselves and win a game. That’s real professionalism, there. I mean, c’mon. Anybody can embarrass themselves while losing a game, but when you only win because the other team’s QB managed to fumble the ball through the endzone for a touchback, that takes . . . talent?

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          I like the cut of your jib.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    I was up all night, and not just an “I can’t sleep” but “I’m wide awake”. I’m still awake from yesterday, and trying to figure out how well I’ll stay awake.

    Red Bull.

    1. I thought we were libertarians?

      4LOKO!

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Adderall

        1. MikeS

          Cocaine

          1. This Machine

            This subthread makes me wanna put on some Queens of the Stone Age.

  12. Australian cross-dressing pro wrestler singer Ladybeard is a hit in Japan and China

    We might never have heard of him but this guy is huge in China. He’s even appeared in a Japanese KFC commercial — but you would never know about it.

    “I felt out of place in Adelaide,” he told news.com.au over lunch.

    “I was attacked several times but from birth I think on some level I learnt that it was my job to get my ass kicked in life.”

    We’re in a discreet location in Shinjuku, Tokyo, a district famed for being the launch pad for many foreigners in this country, just like Richard. In front of him lies two dishes of chicken; Richard has not only a body to build, but a reputation.

    For the last eight years, the brooding beefcake, 34, has been posing as a cross-dressing, pro wrestling pop singer under the name Ladybeard — and the Asian market can’t get enough of him.

    1. Brett L

      I’m big in Japan!

      1. Rasilio

        Well yeah but even Tom Cruise is big in Japan so that’s not saying much

    2. Drake

      Adrian Adonis lost a lot of weight.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Gorgeous George was the original.

        My grandfather would lose his mind when he came on TV.

  13. Gordilocks

    Today is the day that the trucking industry as we know it begins it’s long descent into hell.

    I expect that when the ‘soft enforcement’ (oh the euphemisms) ends many truckers will be fleeced for failing to take on the mandated digital hitch-hiking spies into their rigs. The next few months are going to be interesting, watching how the market responds, where rates end up, and just how many guys check out of the business.

    1. A Fuggin White Male

      I think a lot of the rate increases have already been slowly priced into freight rates as guys have been turning their ELDs on over the past month in order to get used to them. Still, I predict another 5% bump on top of what have already been record rates for dry van loads this quarter

      1. Escorted loads are gonna see a bigger spike. When you’ve got three drivers out there (front escort, truck, rear escort) subject to this bullshit and the clock starts running way before you all hit the road, that’s bound to create some issues.

        Lowboy operators are gonna be spiking rates to the tune of 20% would be my guess based on the rates I got quoted for moving a D10 for the first of the year. It didn’t register why they were so high until just now.

        1. Gordilocks

          Depends on the loads. Many oversize loads are governed by sunrise and sunset more than anything else, as well as metropolitan area traffic curfews. Depending on what time of year it is, and where you are, sunlight and curfews are going to park you before the ELD/HOS rules do.

          1. A Fuggin White Male

            This is true.

      2. Gordilocks

        An extra 5% could never recover the cost in lost efficiency, nevermind convince me to overlook the fact that the government is monitoring me all day at work.

    2. I thought April fools was the day it would start being enforced. Also,
      Refresh my memory: will they be able to issue speeding tickets by checking the ELDs, or are thry not connected to GPS units yet?

      1. Gordilocks

        Unknown if they are allowed to issue speeding tickets based on info found in the ELD. Wouldn’t surprise me if they tried, but I’m thinking that the information which is allowed to be seen during roadside inspections by the cops and DOT would be restricted to HOS enforcement – where you were, what your log in/log out times are, etc.

        I never did hear about April 1 as being an enforcement start date.

        1. Ah, here you go. FTA (emphasis mine):
          “Enforcement personnel have been trained in anticipation of the ELD rule, and now that it is in effect, inspectors will be verifying hours-of-service compliance by reviewing records of duty status requirements electronically,” he added. “And on April 1, 2018, inspectors will start placing commercial motor vehicle drivers out of service if their vehicle is not equipped with the required ELD.”

          I thought some states, Texas included, weren’t going to enforce the rule until they were compelled by the US DOT, which occurs on April 1.

          1. Gordilocks

            You would have to be an April Fool to stay in this business.

            Nice truck you have there, be a shame if anything happened to it.

    3. l0b0t

      This just seems like one (of many) mandates that was implemented by folk who have no knowledge of, or experience in, the industry they are trying to regulate. I do some receiving work for a regional grocery chain and some part time work at a national housewares retailer and our drivers are often asking if they can park and sleep in our lots because the box in the truck will tattle on them if they try to keep working; it’s insane.
      Please to enjoy one of my favorite Vandal’s songs.

      1. Gordilocks

        Right on, haven’t heard The Vandals in ages.

        1. l0b0t

          I’ve seen them 5 times (3 California, 2 Florida) and 4 of those shows had completely different lineups; all of them were were tons of fun and there were slight variations to the songs making it even better. Once in SF, on a 48 hour pass from Ft. Ord, my giant skinhead roommate and I, getting really drunk, start screaming for a song we really wanted them to play. LONG -HAIRED QUEER! LONG-HAIRED QUEER! we kept screaming. After about 5 minutes of our caterwauling, a wee hippie looking fellow turns around and starts screaming at us – “WHAT?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, MAN?” We broke down with laughter and with some inebriated difficulty, explained that we just wanted to hear a fine song.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Why the fuck is anything on or about SNL treated as “news”? The New York Fucking Times has some idiotic story about an SNL “Trump R D-U-M Dum” sketch.

    1. Suthenboy

      Does anyone still watch that?

      1. WTF

        Leftists love it.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        The ratings are decent and steady.

        So yes.

        My wife still watches it out of habit. She doesn’t find it all that funny but she does. She likes one of the girls – I think the one who does The Cunt.

    2. l0b0t

      I’ve recently downloaded a complete run and am slowly working through it. It was once a very irreverant show and was quite non-partisan in their choice of political targets until the 2nd Reagan Administration when they really started leaning heavily to the left. There was a major tack back during the Clinton era; Norm Macdonald was particularly brutal to the Arkansas Mafia. that’s about where I am now in the series.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Dude. No kidding. Obama gave Lorne Michaels a Medal of Freedom.

        Think about that for a second.

  15. Drake

    As a Patriots fan:

    1. Suck it.

    2. I thought it was a silly reversal too – and I thought it was going to bite the Pats in the ass. The Steelers had left too much time on the clock for Brady to come back. By reversing the touchdown, it was going to give the Steelers time burn off the remaining time and score if they kept their shit together. Instead they fucked it all up.

    1. Big Chief

      I thought the reversal was correct, and pretty clearly, too. I’m not a fan of either team, but at this level you’re supposed to hold onto the ball in order for it to be a catch. Having said that I’m not surprised it was called a catch on the field because the drop part happened quickly and the officials were screened from it. That’s a play that’s not overturned without replay. But other than the emotional roller coaster part of it, I don’t get the controversy on this one.

      1. I don’t know. Maybe it’s because the player caught the ball, and while turning took two steps and crossed the plane as he went down quickly to avoid being downed short of the goal line, which is what caused him to go hard to the ground AFTER HE HAD CROSSED THE PLANE IN OBVIOUS CONTROL OF THE FUCKING BALL.

        1. took two steps

          No he didn’t.

        2. invisible finger

          He never secured the ball and never even took one step. The steps don’t count until the ball is secured.

        3. Big Chief

          He wasn’t tackled, and went to the ground as part of the catch. If you fall down catching the ball, you have to hold on to it. He didn’t. This isn’t the minor league football one-foot-in-is-a-catch football.

        4. R C Dean

          I’m with sloop on this.

          When he crossed the plane, he had the ball in two hands, it was in control, and he had made the requisite “football move” downfield. His feet moved as he lunged forward to give him momentum – football move. At that moment, he has scored a touchdown and the play is over, regardless of what happens next.

          This is why its different (or should be) compared to catches in the field of play. On the field, the play isn’t over until the player is down, so the ball coming out as he is downed can be an incompletion. In the end zone, you should look at the instant the ball crosses the plane, not the instant the player is down.

          Of course, that was the second of two terrible replay calls. The first was giving the Patriots a touchdown when the player catching the ball came down on the back end zone line. A 14 point swing on two bad replays that reversed correct decisions on the field, IMO.

          1. Big Chief

            I just watched it again. He had to leave his feat, jumping sideways to catch the ball. There were no steps, no “football move”, one knee hit the ground and he lost control when he hit the ground. Whether he was over the goal line is completely immaterial in that case.

            The targeting/helmet-to-helmet rule in the NFL says it’s illegal for a receiver to take a hit to the head, but when he becomes a runner, it’s not a penalty. Are you telling me there’s any point prior to the ball coming loose where he was a runner and a shot to the head would be legal?

      2. Drake

        I’ve seen a lot of plays in pro and college football recently where the play went wrong when a player did the reach for the endzone during a tackle – fumbles and incomplete passes. If I was a coach, I would tell them not to do the reach.

        1. creech

          Agree. There was another play this weekend where the qb stretched for the end zone and fumbled out of bounds through the end zone. I guess competitive juices lead one to try to score no matter what, but sometimes it is better to go down instead of getting hurt or losing the ball through extra effort. Maybe Carson Wentz has some perspective on this too?

          1. Big Chief

            That was the Raiders Cowboys game, where the Raiders had a good shot to win it at the end or were pretty much guaranteed to be able to kick a FG to get to OT. Instead Carr tried to do too much and lost it, losing them the game. He’s had a REALLY bad couple of weeks!

      3. I would favor the Real Team League, and let the chips and calls fall where they may, made by fallible humans, and not this sort-of hybrid thing where officials are human and see things happen in real time and then having to go to another source to frame-by-frame review stuff to make sure calls are “correct.”

        Thus, Real Time League would not use instant replays to make calls. It would understand the speedy nature of the game and the fact that everyone on the field is human.

        1. Team = Time. Ugh.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      It was the correct call after I read about the rule. I thought too it was better to just take the TD and let Brady give it another whirl.

      But Pittsburgh lives and dies by lucky calls so…whatever.

      And then they made a mess of things on not spiking and play calling.

      NE are absolute and total clutch. They’re unfuckenbelievable.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      As somebody who hates both teams, I take solace in the fact that I spent that part of my evening in front of my grill. Cooking steaks for dinner. You know what? They were delicious.

  16. Jane Austen: A role model for the #MeToo generation

    But then, as now, it was dangerous to stand up publicly to a powerful man — especially once he had set his sights on you. On recently receiving a royal command to visit one of the prince’s residences, Austen had felt duty-bound to attend. It was in these lavishly decorated chambers, heavy on crystal and gilt, that she had been invited to dedicate “Emma” to His Royal Highness.

    Austen abhorred the prospect of associating herself with a philanderer who flaunted his wealth when most of the country was struggling to make ends meet, and so she’d dared to ask the court librarian whether she might avoid making the requested dedication. Since his response failed to offer reassurance, Austen grudgingly concluded that she could not risk spurning the ruler of the land.

    Nonetheless, she could console herself that such a dedication might help her leverage greater financial security and literary acclaim — aims she was not shy to admit.

    1. Pat

      Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

      – Twain

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Did he really say that? Cause Mr. Clemens just got a lot more awesome.

        1. Endless Mike

          THIS!!! Just because she’s a Regency Era author doesn’t make her novels any more than cheesy romantic comedies.

    2. So…she didn’t persist?

    3. WTF

      But then, as now, it was dangerous to stand up publicly to a powerful man

      That’s odd, the only result I currently see is women accusers being celebrated and men’s lives being destroyed on their mere word. The danger doesn’t seem to be to women.

    4. wdalasio

      So, she whored her work out. But, she felt bad about it. So we should admire her for detesting the right people.

      1. R C Dean

        So, she whored her work out to someone she detested. Why that makes it OK, I have no idea.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    It’s difficult to know exactly who Pai had in mind, but Slate’s April Glaser notesthat Twitter recently deverified the accounts of several prominent white supremacists, including Laura Loomer and Jason Kessler.

    I’m gonna hafta see Slate’s detailed definition of “white supremacism” before I issue a ruling.

    1. “Not a Progressive Zealot”

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Take one of those paint swatch things from Home depot and anyone who is ‘Pai Brown’ or lighter.

    2. leonadasiv

      Twitter would only ban white supremacists, They were banned, therefore they are white supremacists.

  18. Political Purism Isn’t Principled In An Impure World

    We all know methodological purists, as I shall call them. These are fervent people who experience themselves as highly principled. They are characterized by preferring to implement the policies that would prevail in their ideal world as fast and completely as possible in the real world, without consideration of the particulars of the current state of affairs or the situation or preferences of the living people (as opposed to hypothetical people in a hypothetical future without distinguishing experiences, which political philosophies more naturally deal with), whose lives would be affected by the change. As a result, they often refuse to do anything they would not do in their ideal world (like vote) and they refuse to support policies that, although favoring one of the core values of their philosophy (increased liberty, reduced government interference etc.) do not “go far enough,” because they would allow the perpetuation of certain non-idealities: were the methodological purist to support the new policy, he would experience himself as actively endorsing not only the move in the right direction but the limited degree of the change. Their refusal to do the latter is often, quite reasonably, why they experience their positions as more principled than those of their philosophical allies who are happy to move the ball down the field in the right direction even if that means agreeing in some formal sense to stop before the end zone.

    As a result, they tend to see active support for policies that are not philosophically ideal as a compromise of principle, even if there is good reason to believe they advance the values that justify the principles that are consistent with their philosophy.

    I call this, “methodological purism.”

    TW: very long article

    1. Pat

      “Realism” means never having to say you’re sorry.

  19. Pat

    A call to Mesa’s tattoo shop, No Idols Tattoo in Manhattan’s Chinatown, confirmed that the Instagram posts were not a joke or part of some elaborate SNL setup: Davidson did in fact get inked with a mini portrait of Clinton on his right leg Thursday night

    Irony is well and truly dead.

  20. Drake

    Ha Ha! It’s Chris Matthews‘ turn in the barrel.

    1. STEVE SMITH WILL PUT YOU IN THE BARREL.

      THE RAPE BARREL.

  21. ‘Former Area 51 worker’ claims he’s FLOWN a UFO and travelled through TIME

    Too bad he couldn’t go back in time and tell himself to lay off the donuts, and to buy a better wardrobe.

    1. Pat

      What ever happened to Bob Lazar?

    2. Suthenboy

      I see the brits are still pushing the alien angle. They must have overheard Krugman’s suggestion of a fake alien invasion and taken it seriously.

  22. How am I supposed to honestly give council to a kid with a pepe shirt on?

    Well, first of all, learn the difference between “council” and “counsel”.

    1. WTF

      “OMG, how can I counsel kids who don’t share my far-left politics?!”
      Christ, what an asshole.

      1. spqr2008

        You’d think requirement number one for a high school counselor would be empathy and understanding? Maybe not.

    2. leonadasiv

      I dunno, how do you counsel the kids with a che shirt?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Che meant well though and all the people he killed were wreckers and saboteurs.

        1. Gordilocks

          Che meant well though and all the people he killed were wreckers homosexuals and saboteurs children.

          1. Endless Mike

            Same thing.

    3. Suthenboy

      That is a clear admittance they they are incapable of doing their job. No wonder the name is redacted.

    4. Pat

      >goes on a political social media rant to complain about /pol/ kiddies injecting their right wing politics into everything
      >mfw

    5. A Leap at the Wheel

      A kids came to me and ranted that his history classes “blamed white people too much’ for tragedies in the past and it made him feel uncomfortable.

      Yeah, that’s a real thinker. I mean, you could go talk to his history teacher and see if the touch on any of the times (thinking off the top of my head) the Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Islamic, Russian, Sudanese, Mayan, or the Trippe Alliance did some really bad shit to demonstrate that his history education isn’t run by a racist, ahistorical fuckwit that does blame white people for all of histories problems. That seems like it would be pretty easy to do.

      The best defense to these crazy 4chan kids is… being a reasonable educator providing a reasonably unbias education. But that’s too high of a price for this asshole. This asshole’s problem isn’t that he wants to demonstrate to them that they are wrong. He wants them to not exist.

      Fortunately, the universe has already spun a more insidious and painful punishment on him than any one man could devise – it made him a guidance counselor. Too bad there’s so much collateral damage when he interacts with children.

      Seriously dude, find a different line of work. Maybe the local porn store needs a janitor.

    6. I’ll take “shit that never happens, Alex.”

  23. The Late P Brooks

    if you jumped into the endzone and the ground knocked the ball loose it’d be “No Catch”.

    This is obviously a purely rhetorical question, but what the fuck happened to “The ground can’t cause a fumble”?

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      1) Its been out of the books for a while. And it was never in the books exactly like that anyway, John Madden was wrong (or at least covering over a more complex set of rules)
      2) A fumble is not the same thing as an incomplete pass.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        And the ground can’t cause a fumble. If you had full possession of the ball, contact with the ground is ‘down by contact’ and if you didn’t have full possession, then either ‘incomplete’ or ‘fumble’ before hitting the ground.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          If a runner falls without being touched by the opposing team, and the impact with the ground causes the ball to come out, the runner has fumbled the ball. The “without being touched by the opposing team” is an important part, because in the NFL, you aren’t down until you are touched down.

  24. *chortle*

    Cosmic Crash That Knocked Uranus Sideways Also Made Its Moons

    The giant impact from an Earth-size rock that knocked Uranus sideways may have also helped create the tilted planet’s moons, a new study finds.

    The poles along which Earth spins are mostly pointed the same way as the poles of the sun and nearly all the other planets of the solar system. However, Uranus is an oddball in that its axis of spin is tilted by a whopping 98 degrees (relative to the plane of the solar system), meaning it essentially spins on its side. No other planet in the solar system is tilted as much — Jupiter is tilted by about 3 degrees, for example, and Earth by about 23 degrees.

    Now, researchers in Japan suggest a giant cosmic impact may not only have knocked Uranus on its side, but also created most of the planet’s moons.

    1. Suthenboy

      Good Lord, talk about euphemisms.

    2. WTF

      STEVE SMITH ALSO KNOCK UR ANUS SIDEWAYS!!

    3. commodious spittoon

      and Earth by about 23 degrees

      IS THERE NO END TO TRUMP’S PERFIDY?!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I like seasons

  25. The Late P Brooks

    How long do we wait for a discrimination lawsuit based on a company owner’s refusal to hire women?

    “Well, I’m sorry, but it’s for your own good, honey. I’m an old fashioned guy.”

    1. The way that Feminists want to arrange society, there will be no men in the workforce, only women. A few men will be kept around in cages, until an artificial sperm that can fertilize their eggs is developed.

      1. Suthenboy

        + 1 boy and his dog.

      2. leonadasiv

        Death by Snu-Snu!

        1. Bobarian LMD

          “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!”

  26. Drake

    Guess who the only non-cop in Atlantic City with a CCW is?

    If you guessed the Judge throwing people in jail for carrying a gun, you win.

    1. How the fuck is that anywhere close to constitutional?

      1. leonadasiv

        FYTH.

      2. WTF

        It’s not, but the courts don’t care.

        1. Drake

          I’ve been curious to know exactly what it would be like to try for a CCW in NJ. But it seems like too much of a waste of time and money.

          1. WTF

            Unless you can show a specific “need” that the authorities will accept (e.g – a verifiable and credible threat of violence or death made against you) you will be denied unless you are politically connected. So it’s a waste of time and money to try.

          2. Dr Mossy Lawn

            In NJ the usual way is to become a “Deputy Sheriff” (county political), or a Fish and Game warden. and just happen to be “on the job” anytime you want to carry.

            There is no way to get a CCW without being a licensed security guard (only on the job) , Federal Judge/court officer or actively stalked by an Ex who has already shot at you. (Otherwise your need is only theoretical)

            You don’t want to apply and get denied, because then you always have to list the denial on all future dealings with the state. Even local politics won’t get you a CCW since they need to be approved by the county judge.

  27. For those following along, I got my DIY tube amplifier up and running: Pic

    Now I just have to build another one so I can have stereo. That may be a few weeks.

    1. Gordilocks

      Looks cool!

    2. Count Potato

      Noice.

    3. Old Man With Candy

      I had to look up 12HG7. What led you to that tube? Transconductance is nice and high, but so is the requisite idle current.

      The retro analog meters look very nice!

  28. The true hero during the Atlanta airport Black-ops blackout:

    Chick Fil-A

    1. leonadasiv

      I bet they didn’t serve the gays.

    2. Brett L

      I like everything about CfA. I hope the founder cries himself to sleep on a giant pile of money knowing there are people out there who hate him.

      1. Drake

        Their fucking chicken breakfast sandwiches are addictive. Luckily I rarely go to the office next to a CfA otherwise I would be a total fatass.

      2. robc

        I met him once, seemed a cool guy.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      That sounds good for lunch. Love the spice deluxe sammich.

  29. Juvenile Bluster

    If true, the allegations would cost most people their jobs. We’ll see if the mainstream media, of which the Daily Caller is definitely only a fringe member of at best, covers it with the same level of exasperation they’ve covered accusations against those lower on the SJW pyramid of grievances.

    The ACLU is probably going to give her another award, while the SPLC will accuse the woman of being an Islamophobe.

  30. Ken Shultz

    Anybody else paying attention to the Clive Bundy trial?

    The judge sent the jury home while considering arguments about whether to call a mistrial, dismiss all the charges, or continue–all this in the wake of revelations that government prosecutors have withheld evidence from the defense. Part of the evidence includes an internal investigation by the BLM that found gross misconduct on the part of agents in the very case that’s now being prosecuted. Here’s a sample:

    The memo comes from Larry Wooten, who had been the lead case agent and investigator for the U.S. Bureau of Land Management after the tense confrontation outside the patriarch’s ranch near Bunkerville. Wooten also testified before a federal grand jury that returned indictments against the Bundys. He said he was removed from the investigation last February after he complained to the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Nevada.

    Then last month he sent a whistleblower email to the U.S. Department of Justice, alleging a “widespread pattern of bad judgment, lack of discipline, incredible bias, unprofessionalism and misconduct, as well as likely policy, ethical and legal violations among senior and supervisory staff” at the Bureau of Land Management’s Office of Law Enforcement and Security.

    . . . .

    The memo described “heavy handedness” by government officers as they prepared to impound Cliven Bundy’s cattle. He said some officers “bragged about roughing up Dave Bundy, grinding his face into the ground and Dave Bundy having little bits of gravel stuck in his face.” Dave Bundy, one of Cliven Bundy’s sons, was arrested April 6, 2014, while videotaping men he suspected were federal agents near his father’s ranch.

    Wooten contends that supervisory agents failed to turn over required discovery evidence to the prosecution team that could help the defense or be used to question the credibility of a witness, as required by law.

    The top agents also “instigated” the monitoring of jail phone calls between defendants and their wives without consent from the U.S. Attorney’s Office or the FBI, Wooten wrote, though the memo noted that Steven Myhre, Nevada’s acting U.S. attorney who is leading the prosecution of the Bundys, stopped the practice.

    Wooten accused Dan Love, the former special agent-in-charge of the cattle roundup for the Bureau of Land Management, of intentionally ignoring direction from the U.S. Attorney’s Office and his superiors “in order to command the most intrusive, oppressive, large scale and militaristic trespass cattle impound possible.” He described Love as immune from discipline, though Love eventually was fired from the bureau for misconduct in an unrelated case.

    . . . .

    Wooten called prosecutors in the Bundy case and told Myhre and Assistant U.S. Attorney Nadia Ahmed, as well as FBI special agent Joel Willis, of his fears that his supervisors weren’t sharing key witness statements with them.

    On Feb. 16, Wooten said he asked Myhre if statements that Love made, such as “Go out there and kick Cliven Bundy in the mouth (or teeth) and take his cattle” or “I need you to get the troops fired up to go get those cows and not take any crap from anyone” would be considered evidence that must be shared with the defense. He said that Myhre replied, saying something like “we do now” or “it is now.”

    Two days later, Wooten said his supervisor took him off the investigation and another Bureau of Land Management agent confiscated files from his office and from a safe in his office.

    The material included computer hard drives, collected emails, text messages, case notes and “lessons learned,” Wooten wrote.

    “These items were taken because they contained significant evidence of misconduct and items that would potentially embarrass BLM Law Enforcement Supervision,” the memo said. “I am convinced that I was removed to prevent the ethical and proper further disclosure of the severe misconduct.”

    Wooten said his supervisor told him that Myhre “furiously demanded” that he be removed and that Myhre had mentioned something about the bureau’s failure to turn over all crucial evidence to his office.

    Wooten noted that he was ordered not to contact the Nevada U.S. Attorney’s Office.

    —-The Oregonian

    http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2017/12/blm_investigator_alleges_misco.html

    Given that exculpatory evidence was willfully withheld by the Bureau, I don’t see how this could lead to anything other than a mistrial.

    Given that it may be impossible to tell whether all the evidence that was confiscated from the investigator “computer hard drives, collected emails, text messages, case notes and “lessons learned” will be returned in a way that can be reliably said to have not been tampered with, I don’t see how the judge can fail to dismiss the charges.

    If they produce said hard drives, are we supposed to take the BLM’s word for it that this is all the information that was on the hard drive, that these are all the text messages, etc.?

    1. leonadasiv

      I think disbarment woukd be a good incentive to keep prosecutors in line.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL

    2. Pat

      I’d like to share your optimism, but given the absolute fucking railroading that this case has been from the get go absolutely nothing would surprise me.

      1. Ken Shultz

        I see no way a judge can include exculpatory evidence with any confidence that further exculpatory evidence that’s embarrassing to the Bureau hasn’t been destroyed.

        I’m not even sure the prosecutors from the Department of Justice can prosecute further with evidence they know to be unreliable. I suspect they’re stalling for time to figure out how to cover their own asses. Right now, they can blame the BLM. If they prosecute on this evidence in the future, knowing that exculpatory evidence may still be hidden or destroyed, that will be on them.

        If I were the U.S. Attorney’s Office prosecuting this case, I would have no confidence in the evidence the BLM supplies at this point. To save their own asses, the best course of action might be o fall on their swords in favor of dismissing charges.

        Clive Bundy can’t get a fair trial on these charges anymore–because the exculpatory evidence can’t be relied on anymore.

        If the BLM doesn’t like that, there’s an easy way to avoid that outcome in the future–don’t withhold exculpatory evidence.

        1. Pat

          I’m with you entirely on the facts. I’m just not confident in the political neutrality of judges anymore. If there’s any possible way to avoid a mistrial and save the government’s case I think the judge will try to find it. That said, I would think even if it proceeds and they get a conviction there would be excellent grounds for appeal.

    3. kbolino

      What, exactly, about this case makes the left opposed to the Bundy family so vociferously? I mean seriously, this case ticks a good many boxes on the “should be a rallying cry for the left” checklist.

      WTF has happened to politics in this country?

      1. Pat

        The Bundy family are right wing rednecks so they deserve summary execution for grazing cows on BLM land that’s been disputed locally for a century or more. Squatting on federal lands is only kosher if you deliberately cause major environmental damage by sabotaging oil pipelines and indiscriminately dumping chemical toilets after your star-studded celebrity campout.

      2. Suthenboy

        You dont remember Obumbles speech about the ridiculousness of self-reliant individuals and how it dripped with contempt? They are collectivists. They despise individualists.

        1. kbolino

          It seems to me like the Bundy family’s most important and unforgivable crime was to get fucked with by the Federal government under Obama. The sainted Messiah’s name shall not be tarnished!

          1. leonadasiv

            That and that people had the audacity to stand up to Government. You might not agree with them but that takes balls.

        2. AlexinCT

          You called it right Suthen…

          The proggie cult can not tolerate anyone that thinks they are better off on their own existing. All should worship the state… Or else.

      3. Ken Shultz

        It’s all signaling.

        The Bundys make an excellent stand-in for everything the left hates about rednecks.

      1. Ken Shultz

        My contribution to that was three sentences. The rest was . . .

        And to think I almost led off with something about how sloopy links are the best links in the whole wide world!

        You know why I cut that part out?

        Because it made the post too long.

        So you just think about that the next time you want to complain about the length of my posts.

        1. Lol. Now that’s good.

        2. I suspect he will manage somehow.

        3. The Elite Elite

          SP’s links are the best.

    4. Brett L

      Its weird but I was reading an article about an historic watermelon that has a handle. It turns out that Cliven Bundy is/was a huge historic/heirloom seed preservationist.

    5. Raston Bot

      appeal for those who’ve already plead to lesser charges?

    6. wdalasio

      So, basically, everything that Bundy and his supporters were saying has essentially been shown to be true. If I were on the jury, I’d be inclined to not only dismiss the charges, I’d urge the judge to remove any qualified immunity the officials at the BLM have and urge Mr. Bundy to sue. Let him walk away from this with their property.

    7. R C Dean

      The right thing? Dismiss the charges with prejudice, and bring a case against the feds for conspiracy to deny civil rights.

      The odds of the right thing being done? Maybe 1 in 10.

  31. kbolino

    *wants to check weather*

    weather.com front page: climate change
    wunderground.com front page: climate change
    noaa.gov front page: climate change

    1. Can I just check the goddamn forecast without propaganda?
    2. Remind me again, when did meteorology and climatology become the same thing?
    3. … Why can’t I point out that your inability to predict tomorrow’s weather accurately speaks poorly of your ability to predict “climate change-related events”?

      1. leonadasiv

        Accu weather doesn’t care that they are b helping destroy the environment.

        1. kbolino

          Link was meant to end before the first period.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Pedo?

          2. Bobarian LMD

            On second thought:

            “That’s what OMWC said.”

        2. Scruffy Nerfherder

          They just tend to be a little more focused on the weather and not the shrieking.

          1. kbolino

            Ok, thanks.

    1. Pat

      Weather isn’t climate, except when it is.

  32. The Elite Elite

    So, now that Moore had the election stolen from him, four senators say ”Don’t go, Al! Your saying you’d leave had the needed effect of giving us the appearance of the moral high ground in our attacks on Moore! But we don’t need the moral high ground anymore, so please stay!”

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s not going anywhere.

      “I have decided, after much reflection and prayer, that I have too much important work left to do for the great state of Minnesota” or something thereabouts.

      1. kbolino

        Well, he already defrauded the voters of MN and they rewarded him with a legitimate election a couple years later, so what’s a little indisputable, documented groping of a sleeping woman?

        1. He’s mugging for the camera and his hands are not touching her. It was a stupid juvenile ‘joke’ but not a groping.*

          *not to be construed as an endorsement of the asshole otherwise.

          1. kbolino

            That’s not what it looked like to me, although I didn’t look that closely and can’t dig it up right now.

          2. If we are talking about the same picture the mugging bit is plainly obvious, there may be some argument on whether he’s touching or not but to my eyes there is shadow under his had that indicates he’s hovering over, that and the obvious mugging leads me to believe he wouldn’t actually grab her if he knows someones snapping pics.

          3. WTF

            To me it looked like his right hand was hovering but his left hand had contact.

          4. R C Dean

            This discussion is weirdly merging with the discussion about the refs in the NFL.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      *shocked face*

    3. R C Dean

      I kinda hope Franken stays. As much as I loathe him, the off chance that the Repubs will run a bare-knuckle campaign against him, featuring many ads and billboards of Franken the gropemonkey, and clips of him promising to resign, would be worth it.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    How am I supposed to honestly give council to a kid with a pepe shirt on?

    Well, first of all, learn the difference between “council” and “counsel”.

    The best part of that little temper tantrum is her bitching about how these keeeds inject their altrightwing politics into everything.

    Buy a mirror, Doris.

  34. wchipperdove

    Some of us were hating on Cory Doctorow yesterday in the Linkses, and I find him to be a pretentious little hipster twerp also, but didn’t he write a libertarian-leaning young adult novel, LITTLE BROTHER? Has anybody read it? I’m curious to know just how glib it actually is.

    1. Pat

      Never heard of him or read the book, but based on this:

      He is an activist in favour of liberalising copyright laws and a proponent of the Creative Commons organization, using some of their licenses for his books. Some common themes of his work include digital rights management, file sharing, and post-scarcity economics.

      I would venture to guess somewhere between “insufferable” and “suicide inducing” on the glib scale.

      1. leonadasiv

        “and post-scarcity economics.”

        So intense, useless navel gazing. Any PhD economist who uses the phrase ‘post-scarcity’ needs to lose they’re credentials. They are nothing more than reborn utopians.

        1. It’s an interesting thought experiment, but not something academics can quantify because it all hinges on presuppositions about how people will react to such conditions.

    2. tarran

      Read it. I even reviewed it.

      Basically, it’s a mixed bag. It’s good in some ways and bad in others.

      The Good:
      – Why Extreme Preventative Security Is Incompatible With a Free, Prosperous Society
      – Terrorists Don’t Hate Landmarks, They Love Fear
      – Smash the State – But Have Fun Doing It

      The Bad:
      – School Propaganda
      – Economics? What’s That?
      – No cop can figure out the tech
      – What Idiot Makes Movies of His Conspiratorial Plans?
      – Cops arresting cops?
      – Everyone Should Vote – Because More Cooks Will Improve The Soup

      1. wchipperdove

        Thanks for this.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    For those following along, I got my DIY tube amplifier up and running: Pic

    It would be cool to have a tube amp, but since I’m cheap, I have a T-amp

    It provides surprisingly good, rich sound. (Your Ear May Vary)

    1. Oh yeah I used to have a T-amp too. Great bang for the buck.

    2. kbolino

      Apparently, they don’t make them anymore, nor the more expensive second version.

  36. Evan from Evansville

    Hrm.

    Got a care package from the family and will be basking in comfort food in the form of Steak n Shake chili (arguably the best in the world) and EZ Cheeze and Triscuits. The latter of which is apparently $19 bucks here in Korea before shipping. Bastards. I’ll see what the Koreans think about it tomorrow.

    Colitis is fun. Now my right kidney is incredibly sore—feels like a muscle pull. I have a follow-up appointment with the docs on Friday and I hope that it’s nothing serious. I have to go to the psych doc tomorrow and hopefully can get some stronger anti-anxiety meds. One day at a time.

    I have finished my 1.5 draft of the US/Korean healthcare article I was working on. Still need to write the conclusion. If anyone wants to read my draft I would appreciate it. It’s hard to separate personal experience and emotion from my travails and I want to make sure that everything is focused. It’s two pages on Word if anyone is interested in helping me out to keep it on-point.

    I hope everyone is well.

    1. Pat

      Hope you make a full recovery. Can’t help you with the editing, but I’ll be interested in reading the article once you finish it. I wouldn’t worry too much about making it overly personal. Your anecdotal experience is still valuable.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Look forward to it.

      Stay strong.

    3. Gordilocks

      Looking forward to it, bud.

      If you want an impartial and unprofessional proofread, my handle at protonmail.com

    4. Looking forward to it. Do they have any idea what precipitated your intestinal malady?

      1. trshmnstr

        Given that it’s Korea, 3 straight days of starcraft would be the safe answer.

        (I hope the kidney pain is nothing serious)

      2. Evan from Evansville

        One of my main points in the piece is that you get such little information from the docs. I’m fairly certain that my problems stem from being a raging alcoholic for over a decade.

        I’m making progress on that front. It can work in my detriment, but I have a pathological inability to get negative or angry about things. Something is certainly wrong but my head and spirits are above the water.

        Onwards and upwards.

        1. I know you said you had problems with anxiety, could you have been self-medicating with alcohol? It’s pretty common, but over the long term actually increases anxiety. You might find if you quit for a while, your anxiety actually goes down.

          1. Michael

            I can definitely attest to this.

          2. Evan from Evansville

            I’ve been pretty good recently. It’s definitely the biggest problem that I face now. But those other meds really helped me out. Being able to go to sleep without passing out has helped immeasurably.

            Monkey is on my back but I feel so much more confident in shaking it.

    5. Count Potato

      Get well soon.

    6. wdalasio

      I hopr you feel well soon.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Was just about to post that.

      One of the few decent judges out there.

      With this and with Janice Rogers Brown retired, the only libertarian-minded appellate court judge left would be the recently confirmed Don Willett. Sucks.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      He had a run in with the powers that be years ago because he kept “funny” images on his computer, like “people raping donkeys funny”. This isn’t much of a surprise.

    3. PBRstreetgang

      I met Kozinski years ago at some law school symposium thingy. He definitely seemed like an oddball. I think he was also really short.

  37. Vote on the great rack runoff of 2017!

    https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/HP28WC5

    Polls close 7 pm MST on Tuesday.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Yeah, the first one was my initial pick. The 3rd one down was another of my top fans.

  38. Have some pre-holiday titties, on the house.

    http://archive.is/7Bvxc

    1, 31, 35, 37

    1. Gordilocks

      19 looks like she’s about to run into STEVE SMITH

    2. Tundra

      44, of course.

    3. Suthenboy

      *sigh*

      Cleavage does not equal titties.

      1. I’d be more than happy to start posting NSFW, but then we’d lose our family friendly rating.

        1. Gordilocks

          Sounds like you need to make an email list.

    4. creech

      I wonder if #22 is a preacher’s kid? Jesus probably worked overtime dying for her sins.

      1. Very prominent areolae.

    5. egould310

      18 and 19. Back to back!

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Roger Goodell should decree it’s time for a woman to own an NFL team. Maybe Linda McMahon could put together a bid.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      There were rumors last week that Vince wanted to bring back the XFL. Maybe he can just buy the Panthers and turn them into an XFL team. He Hate Me played on the Panthers after the XFL folded.

      1. Raven Nation

        Well, I suspect the empty seats at the Browns, 49ers, and Giants are mostly due to the home teams sucking coupled with the weekend before Christmas shopping idiocy.

        I do think political bullshit is contributing, but not the only factor.

        1. ruodberht

          49ers suck? Someone missed the last few weeks.

          1. Raven Nation

            Yes, yes I did. I replace my “suck” with “no chance of making the playoffs.”

          2. ruodberht

            Absolutely. Still, you’d think the fans would want to see Jimmy G play. He looks like the real deal and the team was hindered by injuries. Next year they could make a run.

    1. Tundra

      That sound you hear is me slamming my head into a brick wall until I’m blissfully unconscious and can’t pay attention to any of this rubbish anymore.

      Sounds about right, actually.

    2. PBRstreetgang

      Yes so much worse than the Sedition Act of 1918, the Chinese Exclusion Act, PATRIOT Act, AUMF…..

    3. Certified Public Asshat

      I hate the bill as it seems to have failed miserably with actually simplifying the code.

      As someone with a 401k and hopes to retire some day, I am happy.

    4. Raven Nation

      Here’s one relatively free-market guy (not a libertarian by any means) who thinks the growth projections are way over-rated:

      http://www.mauldineconomics.com/connecting-the-dots/how-tax-cuts-will-trigger-recession#

  40. trshmnstr

    Anybody here an aquarium buff? I’ve been out of the hobby for a few years, but am contemplating getting back into it. I used to have a 75g planted freshwater tank with a huge colony of dwarf Indonesian shrimp and various tetras and discus.

    I’m thinking of starting small and salty this time around. Any recommendations? The new LED fixtures look quite nice and cheap to boot! Are they any good?

    1. Never done a saltwater, but I enjoy the freshwater. Salt is a whole different ballgame, gotta monitor the water like a hawk, those guys are incredibly sensitive. I’d buy the premixed water to start.

      1. trshmnstr

        Thankfully, of all things in my town of 300, there’s a saltwater aquarium shop almost walking distance from my house, so getting premixed water is a breeze for me. I don’t have my RO/DI system anymore (planted tanks can be quite sensitive to water issues, too), but the long term goal is two massive and mostly automated tanks, one planted freshwater and the other reef.

        1. Urthona

          You’ll want to get one anyway. They are inexpensive and there will come a time when there’s an emergency and you need to make water.

    2. Urthona

      I have a 200 gallon reef tank, and it is a blast. I started it about 5 years ago with a 120 gallon I got for free. I work from home and I thought having an aquarium would be therapeutic for me. Which it was a bit. I eventually got into it and moved to a bigger tank.

      The SPS corals have now all grown out really far and when people come to see it their jaws drop.

      My LEDs are Ecotech Radions (yes, very pricey), but there are cheaper LED fixtures. I like that I can program them because I can get different looks throughout the week.

      1. trshmnstr

        I have a 200 gallon reef tank, and it is a blast.

        *drools all over the front of the phone *

      2. commodious spittoon

        You otter post some pictures.

        1. MikeS

          OT: Did you know you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish?

          1. commodious spittoon

            Me, to niece (she’s 9): How do you get down off an elephant? You don’t, you get down off a goose.

            Niece: …

            Also, “What’s the difference between a duck? One has both legs the same.”

        2. Urthona

          I do. All I have is a shitty phone camera that washes everything out. I need to figure out how to take some good pictures.

          1. trshmnstr

            I’ve found that it’s really hard to get a good picture with a phone camera without additional lighting to even it out over the depth of the tank.

            This is about as good as I’ve gotten without getting the SLR and the tripod out.

    3. The Other Kevin

      I haven’t had an aquarium in probably 15 years. But I did have a 30 gallon saltwater tank at one point, It wasn’t as difficult as I was told. Once I got it set up and stable, it stayed that way. I think I tested the water a little more often than fresh water. As a rule salt water can handle fewer fish per gallon, so I had just a few fish, but the colors on even the cheap ones were spectacular. Also remember to top off the tank with fresh water, not salt water, otherwise your salt concentration will go up.

      Here’s one thing I did that saved me a lot of money. They saltwater shells and coral from the pet store are very expensive. So while I was on vacation in Florida, I bought a bunch of big shells and coral from a souvenir shop. They just had open bins of shells, nothing packaged or obviously altered (colored or whatever). Stuff that looked like it just came off the beach. I got some clusters of big barnacles that looked cool, and paid about 25% of what they charged at a pet store. I think I washed it all really well when I got home (maybe using a mild bleach solution?) But I was able to put together a pretty dense display for very little expense.

      1. trshmnstr

        Interesting! I’ve seen folks go get their own manzanita for their freshwater tanks, but haven’t heard of salties getting rock and shells direct from the source. It makes sense to do it, though. That stuff is expensive!

        1. Urthona

          You’re not allowed to take live rock from the ocean anymore (and the authorities are complete dicks about it), but with a fishing license in Florida there are some animals you can legally collect.

          1. trshmnstr

            A writeup on the regulations impacting the aquarium hobby would be fascinating. I may have to add it to my list. I have a great story about a pre-ban shipment of a beautiful but invasive species of swamp plant that was federally banned. You know, because this species that wasnt even remotely freeze tolerant was going to grab a foothold north of the Mason-Dixon

          2. Count Potato

            I know that it is more difficult to get iodine because of the WOD.

    4. R C Dean

      I used to have aquariums. My general take on salt water aquariums is the bigger they are, the easier they are to maintain because you need to keep the salt and mineral content of the water just so. The balance for smaller ones is more easily thrown off just because they are smaller.

      1. Urthona

        Up to a point that’s true. When you get to the really huge ones, then all of a sudden you need a bunch of other things. But yes.

    5. Spartacus

      “Small and salty” was my nickname in…oh, never mind.

  41. Raven Nation

    “Too many things going on today to dwell on sports except to note the Australia have retained the Ashes after absolutely demolishing England in the third test by 41 runs and an innings…”

    I, for one, wish to express my appreciation for Sloopy’s cricket updates.

    1. Charlie Suet

      He means “regained”. Australia haven’t won a series in England since 2001.

      1. Raven Nation

        Ah, yes. I missed that in my never-gets-old delight in dismantling England.

      2. Actually, I did mean regained. I blame autocorrect.

  42. commodious spittoon

    Any of you a fan of mystery novels? My dad is, so I’m looking for something very new or somewhat obscure.

    1. Any particular sub genre? I enjoyed the Cragg & Fidelis series and the John Madden series, both historical mysteries, 1700’s for the former and post WWI for the later.

      1. commodious spittoon

        He’s all over the place. Modern, procedural, noir, historical, supernatural. I knocked it out of the park with Gillian Flynn last year.

        So far I have G. K. Chesterton’s Father Brown series in my basket. No idea whether he’ll like it, but I doubt he’s read it. I’ll check out y’all’s suggestions. Thanks!

    2. I too would like to find some new mystery books to read. There is a huge glut in the market so it’s hard to dig through all of the material.

      Not that obscure: For Bwitishness, I enjoyed the Inspector Morse and Adam Dalgliesh series. The Rumpole series are also good but they are more like quickly read mini-mysteries than full blown cases.

      My go-to writer, for all seasons, is Raymond Chandler. I’ve read all of his novels multiple times with The Long Goodbye as a favorite.

      And there’s my own shitty novel: The Dead are Sleeping

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I have your Book, I need to read it though,

    3. MikeS

      I really like Lawrence Block. He has a few different series going. His most famous two are:

      Matthew Scudder novels; He’s an recovering alcoholic private detective in NYC. They are very good and very “hard-nosed.” One of these novels, A Walk Among the Tombstones was made into the movie string Liam Neeson as Scudder.

      The “Burglar Who…” novels; They star a burglar named Bernie Rhodenbarr. These are a little more light and comical. But they are still serious mysteries.

      1. The most recent installment of the Burglar series was a bit of a weak entry. The middle of the run was really the strong points.

        1. MikeS

          I have to admit I haven’t read any Block for a few years now…but that’s because I’ve read very little of anything for a few years. I need to catch up with Block. Although not until I’ve read your books, of course.

    4. Tundra

      Highly, highly recommend the Rebus novels from Ian Rankin.

    5. But Enough About Me

      Cadfael. Great historical mysteries set in 12th Century England.

    6. commodious spittoon

      Thank you all. I’ve got his gifts covered for years.

    7. KrnlSanders

      More crime than mystery, but the Friends of Eddie Coyle and Cogan’s Trade by George Higgins are excellent.

  43. There’s finally something that New York is #1 in

    1. commodious spittoon

      Oh please, please add the gif.

    2. Gordilocks

      I’ve always thought that the ‘State of Opportunity’ handle New York gave itself was a cruel joke.

    3. The Elite Elite

      I always thought that if there’s one state worse than mine, it would be New York.

  44. The Elite Elite

    Time to compete with Q. Ready for some lesbian action?

  45. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/iheartmindy

    I think Q is going to like her political views.

    1. She’s got my vote.

  46. Count Potato

    “BuzzFeed Editor: ‘All I Want For Christmas Is Full Communism Now’

    Science editor for the site’s U.K. operation quickly disables her Twitter account after coming under fire”

    https://www.thewrap.com/buzzfeed-editor-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-full-communism-now/

    1. All I want for Christmas is a gulag.

      All I want for Christmas is mass starvation.

      and rape and murder. Because this is what you get with communism.

      1. thom

        That’s not real communism though.

    2. commodious spittoon

      Why am I not surprised in the least that she appears to be a twenty-something with nothing on her CV other than university and writing for lefty publications. I assume they’re lefty, they’re all based in London. I’m certain she hasn’t spend time inside a lab since graduating.

      Could there be a more useless job than science communicator? Hey, dingbat: you’re not Carl Sagan. You’re not even Bill Nye. You’re just another hack journalist-activist.

      1. Raven Nation

        “I assume they’re lefty, they’re all based in London”

        A guide to British papers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M

        1. commodious spittoon

          Hah. Love that show.

  47. Hah!

    Can We Be Honest About Women?

    Here’s a little secret we have to say out loud: Women love the sexual interplay they experience with men, and they relish men desiring their beauty. Why? Because it is part of their nature.

    Women want to be desired by men, to attract them, to be the only woman in the world for that man. Their beauty is an essential part of their allure, especially when men and women first meet. They have little else to go on because they don’t know each other, and beauty serves as a guidepost to greater interest.

    Outside of a woman looking for a mate, her beauty is a source of power because men and other women value it. This is why married women still want to be beautiful. It’s an expression of their femininity, which doesn’t disappear at the altar.

    1. R C Dean

      Because it is part of their nature.

      There’s the badthink, right there. Proggies, lefties, commies, whatever brand the collectivists hide behind for today’s news cycle, their creed requires that they believe that people are born as blank slates, who can and should be (re)programmed by the Almighty State. They cannot accept that there is such a thing as human nature, because that would require them to give up on the utopia that they must believe in, lest their many horrible crimes lose their justification and their lives lose meaning.

      1. +1 New Soviet Man

      2. Akira

        The rules for feminist Lefties seem to be:

        1. “Female nature” either doesn’t exist or it consists wholly of positive things
        2. “Male nature” exists, and it is wholly negative

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Boo hoo hoo, the mean old Republikkkinz is pickin’ on me

    New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) on Sunday said the GOP tax bill starts an “economic civil war,” arguing that it punishes some states, including his, disproportionately.

    “What they did here was reprehensible. I call it an economic civil war,” Cuomo told host John Catsimatidis on the New York-based radio show “The Cats Roundtable.”

    “It is a dagger at the economic heart of New York,” he added.

    Cuomo argued that New York and other Democratic states will be paying a higher level of taxes because the Republican tax bill plans to eliminate “the deductibility for state and local taxes.”

    —————-

    “They use New York and California and other Democratic states as a piggy bank, the funding mechanism, to fund the other states,” Cuomo said, saying the measure was drawn up “along purely partisan lines.”

    That’s pretty goddam rich, coming from somebody who uses the citizens of his state as a “piggy bank” to fund his pet social engineering projects.

    1. R C Dean

      So, the Repubs left the repeal of deductions for SALT in? Good.

      1. Raston Bot

        capped the deduction at $10K. it’s going to pound high earners in NYC.

        and of course McCain leaves Washington before the vote. christ what an asshole.

        1. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

          I hope his fucking plane crashes. Arizona expected better of you McCain.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            They are expecting flight delays on the east coast. We’re not that lucky.

      2. {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

        Even if no taxes were lowered in the bill, getting rid of the SALT deductions would be a net good.

    2. Raston Bot

      well guess fucking what, a-hole.. if the Dems participated, then maybe they could’ve gotten something in return.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Yep. Republicans are lucky to have such dummies for opponents: if Dems cozied up to Trump and bargained with him, Trump wouldn’t hesitate to shut out recalcitrant Republican senators. And I could see a huge swathe of Republicans breaking from conservatives to join whatever unholy coalition Trump and Dems formed. “We’re being bipartisan!”

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          This. Particularly since Trump himself is a NY resident and will likely get the short end of this.

          1. DC resident now…

    3. mindyourbusiness

      See Unciv’s post above at #44 re the two economically unfreest states in the country. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of bureaucrats.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        But what about us? Don’t say Leave either

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Not stay?

          1. More seriously, it would be hoped that the voting population in said states would adjust their choices so that their states would bring taxes down from a less punitive level. It’s cold comfort to people like you who already probably do vote that way and understand economics, but I think the theory is that if the residents of the states feels some of the pain, they’ll change their voting pattern.

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          Is “going Galt” an option?

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Be honest about women?

    NEVER!

    1. Akira

      Here’s what’s bizarre to me: Almost every female I’ve ever met has expressed some or all of the following views:

      – Women are naturally more contentious and petty in social interactions
      – Women are prone to emotional swings and illogical thinking while men are generally more level-headed and consistent
      – Women are naturally suited for a nurturer/caretaker role in the family while men are better as the protector/provider
      – Men are better leaders
      – Men are tougher and better suited for dangerous or uncomfortable work

      Yet, I’m sure that many of these same women also believe that any differences in the collective situation of males and females (in terms of career choice and salary) is purely the result of malicious discrimination.

  50. Count Potato

    “Hunger in North Korea Is Devastating. And It’s Our Fault.

    Led by the United States, the international community is crippling North Korea’s economy. In August and September, the United Nations Security Council passed resolutions banning exports of coal, iron, lead, seafood and textiles and limiting the import of crude oil and refined petroleum products. The United States, Japan and South Korea have each imposed bilateral sanctions on Pyongyang to further isolate the country.”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/17/opinion/weapons-north-korea-hunger.html

    1. commodious spittoon

      Because Cuba, which enjoys trade relations with the rest of the world other than the United States (and now the United States) has always been known as a land of plenty. Breadbasket of the Caribbean, they call it.

    2. kbolino

      The really deft part on the United States etc. is how they managed to cut North Korea off from its own natural resources and arable land. That’s some crafty capitalist trickery, right there.

  51. Count Potato

    “The Washington Post report that the government health CDC’s plans to ban politicized terms like “entitlement” and “diversity” is false.”

    https://www.dangerous.com/38973/fake-news-cdc-isnt-banning-terms-like-fetus-science-based/

    1. Urthona

      I knew it. Released on late Friday so it would run the whole weekend before it could be debunked.

    2. Akira

      That’s the first time I noticed that these rules only apply to budget documents. I recall a lot of media outlets failing to make the distinction between this rule and banning those words from ever being used in any CDC publication or study.

  52. Count Potato

    Today, in everyone is literally Hitler:

    “CNN contributor Hilary Rosen sorry she called Georgetown student anti-Semitic for wearing bacon suit”

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/12/18/cnn-contributor-jumps-to-conclusions-and-is-left-eating-crow.html

    1. commodious spittoon

      She’s certainly sorry, but probably not contrite.

    2. R C Dean

      If I was running Fox, I’d have a half hour, maybe an hour every day called “Fake News Watch” that was completely devoted to debunking fake news. You’d have no problem at all filling the time.

    3. creech

      That photo makes her look like she has a strip of bacon or two under her eyes.
      Wood or woodn’t?

    4. Bobarian LMD

      is-left-eating-crow

      Is crow kosher?

  53. CPRM

    I didn’t see the Steelers game, but what are your guys thought on that replay in the Panthers v Packers game? Are they going to start slowing every sideline catch down to frame by frame to see if any part of a foot/knee/ass touches inbounds a millisecond before the rest of that same part lands out of bounds?

    1. R C Dean

      Another bad replay reversal. To me, the critical freeze-frame did not show clearly that he was in bounds. This was, at best, a “coin-toss” call that should not have been reversed.

  54. Count Potato

    “Twitter is days away from finally banning the Nazis. Yes, really.
    Lots of people are justifiably skeptical. But I’m still hoping for the best.”

    https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/12/15/16782428/twitter-ban-nazis

    That’s because you are an idiot.

    1. commodious spittoon

      I would have no problem whatsoever with Twitter going ban happy and barring anyone more conservative than Dave Weigel. Watching it collapse in on itself would be much needed denouement for a pathetic chapter in American political commentary.

      1. John Titor

        Unless Trump moves off it they’re getting a bailout.

      2. kbolino

        I would have no problem whatsoever with Twitter going ban happy and barring anyone more conservative than Dave Weigel … provided that they make it clear on the TOS that their service is a platform for espousing their approved political views, and not a neutral platform for free and open discussion.

        They want to eat their cake and have it, too.

        *EDIT FAIRY HELP!*

        1. kbolino

          Goddamit. The italics are supposed to end after the quote (“… more conservative than Dave Weigel”)

          Fucking stupid em tag. It’s not emphasis, it’s italics!

    2. Raston Bot

      making more proggunist inroads. way to read the room.

      1. Raston Bot

        that dude’s a riot. when was he banned?

        i just went to his twitter feed.

        1. kbolino

          “Purged” sounds like they removed his posts but not his account.

        2. John Titor

          Apparently he’s just not allowed to tweet or something. I don’t use twitter so I don’t know.

          Also important to note that despite being subscribed to his youtube channel, his video is not showing up in my subscriptions.

      2. “Hipster Himmler”

        LOL

  55. Hyperion

    LOL

    This one is not insane, nosiree.

  56. Count Potato

    “The Problem with “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” Isn’t Consent. It’s Slut-Shaming.

    Emphasis added by me. The lady here expresses her concerns through a whole lot of words like better, gotta, and must. But not once does she say she wants to go or would rather call it a night or would prefer to GTFO. She anticipates admonishments from every member of her shitty, judgmental family, but she never implies the slightest moral qualm of her own.

    What’s happening here isn’t all that hard to figure out, especially if you remember that the song was written in 1944. The woman wants to spend the night with her date. She just knows that if she does, she’ll be scarlet-lettered by her community for having the audacity to make her own premarital sexual choices. She’s not consternating over letting this guy down; she’s consternating over being publicly and privately maligned for doing what she wants. And clearly this is normal for her, as well as for listeners at the time, who were expected to understand all of this and relate. The problem with this song doesn’t have to do with consent. The problem has to do with slut-shaming.”

    https://medium.com/@cammila/the-problem-with-baby-its-cold-outside-isn-t-consent-it-s-slut-shaming-cf672009d2c5

    1. trshmnstr

      *roll eyes*

      At some point, contesting this shit on a rational basis is a waste of energy. These goons have no interest in rational thought

    2. kinnath

      This is actually correct. The song was written at a time when a lady was not allowed to say yes.

      When a lady says no, she means maybe. When she says maybe, she means yes. If she says yes, she’s no lady.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Which isn’t “slut-shaming,” it’s the eternal conflict between man and community, or man and society, or man and his conscience, or man and his God.

        Hey, let’s just burn down the entire canon of fine literature. It’s super inconvenient that people sometimes have to choose between the immediate and the consequent.

        1. kinnath

          Which isn’t “slut-shaming,”

          Let’s just say that “slut-shaming” is a loaded phrase much abused by young feminists.

          But the overall idea that the song is about avoiding the public shame of being caught having sexual relations outside of marriage is fundamentally true. And young women that bitch about the song being “rapey” are completely out of line.

          1. commodious spittoon

            True and true. It’s painful to watch a motif of human existence reduced to a slogan, and an insipid one at that.

        2. kbolino

          Hey, let’s just burn down the entire canon of fine literature.

          I don’t think that’s what this is about. The use of the word “problem” does not inherently imply that the thing it’s describing must be destroyed.

          1. commodious spittoon

            Fair enough. I do think it’s absurdly reductive, stultifying, and anti-intellectual. And godawful boring.

        3. Bobarian LMD

          What about ‘man and his penis’?

        4. Akira

          Hey, let’s just burn down the entire canon of fine literature.

          There are already cries of discrimination because ***English*** Literature courses have “too many white males” in the curriculum.

    3. But I like sluts. ::mopes::

    4. This is why being a libertarian is so liberating (no pun intended); being able to say “IDGAF about this, IDGAF about what people do, you are insane for thinking a harmless holiday song from 70 years ago is “problematic”, GFY and die.”

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I usually start at the ‘GFY and die’.

        Since they won’t listen anyway.

    1. Hyperion

      Just saw that and somewhere a mention that they were warned the new line from Seattle to Portland could cause serious accidents. Oops.

  57. Count Potato

    ““Multiple female employees recalled to SI that Richardson asked them if he could personally shave their legs”

    https://twitter.com/benpershing/status/942562206587277316

    1. CPRM

      I really don’t get gifs that have meaningless motion with words pasted on them. That could just be a still image, the motion ads nothing.

      1. CPRM

        I don’t think your link has healthy levels of insulin.

  58. Hyperion

    And talking about foozball, even though I really no longer care, the Raiders were doing pretty well against the Cowboys and the entire officiating staff, until Carr wanted to play hero and instead of sliding with the ball for a first and goal on the 1-2 yard line, decided to try to stretch the ball across the pylon for a TD (which from my angle on my sofa, was clearly impossible) and instead managed to fumble the ball out of the end zone DOHHH!!!!. LOL, WTF? That has to be one of the worst rules ever, but alas still on the books. Also, have to mention the grinning shitball looking head official deciding a first down by sticking a folded up piece of paper between the ball and the yardstick. Even more WTF? No wonder stadiums are half empty.

  59. Count Potato

    “‘Blood will be on their hands’: Morning Joe says Fox News ‘coup’ talk could inspire the next Timothy McVeigh”

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/blood-will-be-on-their-hands-morning-joe-says-fox-news-coup-talk-could-inspire-the-next-timothy-mcveigh/

    1. commodious spittoon

      The dark night of political violence, forever descending on the right and landing on the left.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        The comments over there make Democratic Underground look sane.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      One is lead to wonder what kind of shit a diligent poster could come up with as to comments by Mika on Trump that would inspire the next Red Brigade/Weather Underground.

  60. KSuellington

    From comments on the SFGate article about the cop shooting up his room in the four seasons:

    “Sometimes a hero wants to turn off the TV but realizes he left the remote across the room.”

    Which one of you was that?

    1. Private Chipperbot
  61. commodious spittoon

    I don’t mind giving gifts. I hate having them opened in front of me.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Maybe if you got better gifts, the pained looks wouldn’t cut so deep?

      1. commodious spittoon

        Ain’t nobody got time or money for that.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Thanks for the coffee cup, Uncle CS,… WTF is a Glib?

  62. The Late P Brooks

    “‘Blood will be on their hands’: Morning Joe says Fox News ‘coup’ talk could inspire the next Timothy McVeigh”

    If anybody knows about irresponsible hysteria…

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Any of you a fan of mystery novels?

    I liked Robbie Coltrane in the Limey series “Cracker”. I think that was based on a series of mystery novels.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Thanks. Added to the list.

  64. And of course the reverse of what to get your husband consists of only 2 tips:

    1. Show up naked.
    2. Bring beer.

    https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/six-tips-getting-right-christmas-presents-wife/

    1. I tend to splurge on some luxo-item: Gucci, Versace, Hermes, Louis Vuitton scarves, belts, or jewelry are always a hit. And she wears them for her job where it pays to look successful (or so I hope). I tend to stay away from purses/bags since they cost a lot more and a woman is bound to be more picky in what she wants there. Also no shoes.

      1. R C Dean

        Also no shoes.

        A good start on barefoot and pregnant.

    2. Raston Bot

      just wondering where a Roomba fits on this list. sure, it’s an “appliance” but not one that you have to operate.

  65. Gilmore

    C.cooke’s takedown of Jen Rubin would, in any sane world, end her career in hackery

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/454701/jennifer-rubin-trump-obsession-mindless-opponent

    no one will notice

    1. Drake

      He could have substituted “David French” for Jennifer Rubin throughout the article.

      1. Gilmore

        I’ve never read french, really. I’ve heard his name tossed around.

        do you have any relevant example of an about-face he’s made?

    2. kbolino

      Man, the comments. An average fifth grader has more reading comprehension than any of the commenters, and could come up with more interesting insults too.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe Glibertarians needs to go to a Facebook based comment system like Nat Review did.