I’m out of work starting in 3..2..1.. just kidding. I have a 4:00 meeting. But after that its gonna be like Khayser Shozhe at work. I’m ghosting harder than that time I figured out I had my hot/crazy coordinates backwards on a woman.

Juries continue to not find Cliven Bundy and others involved in an armed standoff with the Bureau of Land Management guilty. I’m sure its white privilege.

The EU continues to hate the Poles for not being properly servile to their German and French masters.

Why does the EU hate poles?

Hopefully, Playa Manhattan was short on his favorite stock to short.

I know we love to hate Elon Musk here, but there’s just something about that much thrust in one place that makes the Falcon Heavy pretty. STEVE SMITH SAY “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD 5M LBS OF THRUST?”

For music, I offer this throwback about a red rocket.