Well, that week went flying by.  Spent the whole damn thing setting up my new business website, developing a mailing list and getting an e-blast put together and then studying for my state licensing exam to be an auctioneer.  And while I’m no fan of state licensing, I’ve got to admit that there’s a hell of a lot more to running an auction than talking real fancy-like. And I’m glad that the course I took pounded them into my head over and over.

Anyway, I’m getting off topic here.  And besides, you guys don’t give a shit about my personal life.

Your chance to get involved for a good cause: belittling those that do worse than you.

Well, most of you don’t.  Unless, that is, my personal life involves setting up the  First Annual Glibertarians College Basketball Tourney Bracket Challenge (a carryover from the Hit & Run Tourney Pick Em days for those of you that remember) and giving you the password to get in (password: Podesta).  Max entries per person capped at three, so you’ve got options there to have some fun with upset picks.  And I can tell you this: there will be prizes for the winners involving our new logo.  Which reminds me, the deadline for entries is rapidly approaching.  So get off your asses and get them in here. More on this over the weekend and Monday.

[heavy exhale]

OK, now down to the business at hand.

I hope you weren’t hoping for a tax cut any time soon.  Mitch McConnell said they’re not likely to take up the idea until August at least.  You know, when your party runs on tax cuts, you might want to take up tax cuts early on.  Because, you know, that’s what you ran on.

So NOT woke.

Mollie Hemingway has a little bit of fun at the expense of “the woke”.  In all honesty, she could have written a book on the missteps of the organizers.  She kept it to five items though.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.  Except this time, “try” means adding seventeen year olds to the voting rolls.  Hey George, if you really gave a shit about 17 year olds, you’s want to lower the drinking age and smoking age to 17 instead of pushing them up, and you’d demand the “restricted” drivers licenses become “full” licenses once these people hit 17.  AND YOU’D BE PUSHING TO LOWER THE AGE OF CONSENT! (Thanks, OMWC. I missed that biggie on the first pass.)  You know, since they’d be adults and all that.  But nope.  You don’t want to treat them like adults.  You just want another voting bloc.

Remember that fight (literally, not figuratively) a few years back between a Chicago cop and a Chicago fireman at the scene where two people had fallen in the river and needed rescuing?  Well, just in case you’d forgotten, the bill for taxpayers has partially come due.  And the tab so far is $1,600,000.  It’s expected to rise.

South Korea finally ousts President Park Geun-hy.

And in sports news unrelated to the Osweiler-Browns(!) and Texans-Romo(?) goings-on, Jay Cutler left quite a legacy in Chicago.  Not the good kind.

Chicago legend.

That’s it.  Carry on.