ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. LINKS NOW, SPECIAL ARTICLE ALL BRUTALS MUST READ LATER.
ZARDOZ REMINDS BRUTAL COMMENTERS TO REMAIN CIVIL, OR BE CLEANSED.
- ZARDOZ LAUGHS AT FUTILE GESTURE OF BRUTAL WITH MOOBS.
- DRUGGZ?
- ZARDOZ LAUGHS AT FUTILE REQUEST OF UN.
- ZARDOZ CAN’T EVEN.
BRUTAL ENFORCERS REPORT TO LINKS COMMENTS.
I am first, again
No quote, no first.
That doesn’t seem fair.
Life is not fair. Wait til your post suddenly gets edited down thread…*boo certain edit fairy boooooooooooooooo*
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CRUNCHY CHOSEN ONE. NO SUCH FAIRY IN THIS THREAD. THEY HAVE BEEN CLEANSED.
*Bows to ZARDOZ
Woo hoo! Ding Dong the witch is dead on this thread…♫♪♪
I think he just called you a fairy…. Are you gonna take that?
Now I got the sadz
I thought it was decided that a true first says something about the article or one of the links?
Yep.
That’s what I’m inclined towards, personally.
that requirement was self imposed by the same poster who eerily was always fist…I mean first.
Doesn’t matter who is first, what matters is who is left after the quickening.
So fleeing that old site was never about the content and writers. It was because no one else could ever get Firsties.
To be sure.
Slow day?
Brutal
*thunderous applause*
Filibustering Gorsuch is a futile endeavor.
So thinks Giant Flying Head too. So for such an inoffensive nomination, they will filibuster – that just means it will get nuked. Or TEAM RED will use it to beat on vulnerable TEAM BLUE that are running for reelection in RED states, then nuke it.
No more filibuster? Judge Napolitano to the Supreme Court?
I, uh, hear he has some free time now.
To be honest, he is perhaps the only judge that Trump is familiar with, besides his sister and Judge Judy
“I am elevating Judge Judy to the Supreme Court! It will make the Court classy. The best!”
I prefer to call her Bitch Judy. I think her TV shtick is nasty, and the idea of judges actually being like that is horrifying.
the idea of judges actually being like that is
horrifyingaccurate.FTFY
Yeah, she is a piece of work.
The worst thing about Judge Judy is she makes my mom think she knows the “law”.
Oh Lordy, I hope you are kidding, FL Man…
I wish I was, your swissness.
*headdesk*
To be fair, the Florida Bar exam is just watching an episode of Judge Judy and having a test on it afterwards.
HA! Shows what you know, time traveler. That is the New York bar! The Florida Bar is Judge Mathis!
Filibustering Gorsuch is a futile endeavor.
If you are confident the Senate Repubs have the stones to waive the filibuster for him and go nuclear.
I am not terribly confident.
Yeah, republicans and their testicles seem to be separated at birth, or at least the week after they’re elected.
Is there a choice? Gorsuch is about as non-controversial a nominee as possible – replacing a guy at least as conservative.
I’m afraid of some sort of grand compromise where they pass RyanCare in return for accepting Gorsuch. But only because I think Mitch McConnell would rather fuck over Rand Paul than be a conservative.
It’s a very stupid move by the stupid evil party. Gorsuch is as mild a guy as they will get and he’s replacing a conservative. The Republicans will steamroll this one through then not think twice about doing it again when Ginsburg croaks.
Assuming they even need to worry about a filibuster after 2018. Dems have 25 senate seats up for election, many of which seem vulnerable lately.
Well, in 2018 the Dems have 10 seats in states Trump won and the Reps have 1 seat in a state he lost, so I think you’re right that there’s a decent chance 8 Dems won’t go filibuster now and will wait until the Court’s balance is actually at stake.
Yeah, well, if the idiot Repubs don’t get their shit together and start doing what they were elected to do, then I don’t see them picking up many seats in the Senate, no matter how favorable the math.
Plus, the Dems can let their “vulnerable” members from Trump states vote for cloture, and still have enough votes to sustain the filibuster.
Never underestimate the petulance of the evil party. There was a circuit court judge who was nominated by President Clinton in 2000 and didn’t go through before the election. The Dems refused to confirm ANY nominee, keeping the seat vacant throughout the entire eight years of the Bush presidency. Then in 2009, President Obama named the original Clinton-appointed judge and the Senate confirmed him.
I must speak in hushed tones, for in that way he cannot hear me.
Zardoz is a false god, mortals. To follow him is to be damned for all eternity.
Blasphemy!
ZARDOZ HEARS ALL!
ZARDOZ WOULD WAVE FOR BRUTAL ENFORCERS, BUT ZARDOZ DOES NOT HAVE ARMS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zf6YGLT0yM
I loved you on Nickelodeon.
What the heck is that?
Classic ‘Legends of the Hidden Temple’. Basically just kids running around trying to win some game show
Huh, missed that one.
Yellow Leopards FTW
ZARDOZ OUTSOURCED TRAINING OF YOUNG BRUTAL ENFORCERS.
Since at least one of you knows that show, you will enjoy this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl8PeXJc-Es
Classic
wat
Winning comment:
Wait… this ISN’T A JOKE?!
*looks frantically for a letter opener to slit wrists*
We’re libertarians. We don’t believe in a god.
How could we limit ourselves to just one?
ZARDOZ DOES NOT REQUIRE WORSHIP – ONLY OBEDIENCE.
Walk without rhythm, and you won’t attract the–
Oh wait, this is Zardoz. Run! Run for your lives!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS FUNKY CHOSEN ONE. THERE IS NO EVADING ZARDOZ, FOR THERE IS NO ZARDOZSIGN.
All hail!
Who is mightier ZARDOZ, you or GAIA?
THERE IS NO GAIA IN ZARDOZ’S WORLD.
Who is more chosen, human brutals or lizard people brutals?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS ONLY TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES (HUMAN BRUTALS).
Tough talk from a planet bound deity. YOUR FUTURE REPTILIAN OVERLORDS WILL TEACH YOU TRUE BRUTALITY.
Oooooh… Overlord fight! *grabs popcorn, virgin and sacrificial blunt*
So aparently Hayek kicked the bucket 25 years ago today
I wonder how Hayek would be received on college campuses today.
With thrown bricks and bonfires.
” That Austrian economist totally triggered me because free enterprise is a racist construct created by the privileged white male to subjugate minorities and women.”
We should have an annual get together in the desert called Straw Man. We can make a huge effigy completely out of printouts of Everyday Feminism articles and set it afire.
So we had a discussion about why there weren’t many black economics majors at DePaul and this guy said that it’s because economists like Adam Smith and Milton Friedman were both ardent racists. And because of that many students of color do not feel comfortable studying economics.
It was one of the few times I was speechless and confounded.
Translation: Math scares black people. It scares the shit outta my girlfriend, at least.
Apparently no one in that class heard of Thomas Sowell
If you talk to the average Econ major, the only economics they can really think of is Keynes and Krugman. And for the really dumb ones, Robert Reich.
You should have said “prove it”, but then you probably would have been subjected to Naomi Klein quotes. And that’s worse than Hitler.
I meant economists.
Sounds like it’d be a real sausage fest.
I believe Tina said it best
You know who else was Austrian and would not be well received on college campuses? (unless he was a Democrat)
A former governor of California?
Dammit!
Crocodile Dundee?
Guten tag, mate
You deserve this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRIUbFLjtX0
Sigmund Freud?
What is funny to me is that they advocate many of the policies he did and are his fellow travelers, they just dont know it. All they really know about him are the vague stories that are told to thoroughly demonize him. If you read his speeches and describe his policies without letting him know who you are quoting they would cheer and want to know who that woke dude is.
I read Shock Doctrine and I could get halfway through it before I threw it in the garbage. I can deal with opinions that differs from mine and being forced to reconsider my ideas, but that book was nothing but pure lies and fallacies. It’s a shame that Klein is as popular as she is.
Was it in that particular pile of garbage that she stated the Tiananmen Square protests were really about the students wanting MORE communism?
These people fucking love science. Just not rational thought or reading…or science
They only love “science” that agrees with their preconceptions.
With a gloved hand.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GTQnarzmTOc
Thankfully, we still have this Hayek.
please be Selma, please be Selma…. Huzzah!
Checking in. Probably won’t be on later, but who knows. Maybe Comcast will get their shut together and stop my Internet from disconnecting every 30 minutes.
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
But they are famous for customer service! … or is that infamous?
“Infamous”, of course, means “more than famous”.
“He’s not just famous, he’s infamous.”
The Three Amigos was a legitimately terrible movie, unless you were under the age of 13.
Tell me Jefe… what is a plethora?
Are you high?!? Sweet little butter cup. Classic.
Gonna make it. Gonna make it. GONNA MAKE IT!! … Gonnamakeitgonnamakeitgonnamakeit.
Ow.
Team Lead: Client wants to know if they should use these tools.
Me: Uh no, they suck. Why those?
Team Lead: Not sure.
…a few days later…
Team Lead: Clarified things with the client. They got that list from another [my employer] team.
“The fools!”
Very disappointed in the mermaid school. None of them were topless or had a seashell bra like mermaids in the wild. It’s also clear the merman has not completed his trident certification course yet.
The mermaids were a true let down.
Those mermaids were well fed.
We may not know when the narwhal bacons, but we now know where.
Hmmmm….. Narwhal bacon…
/Homer gurgle
Underwhalming.
*soggily narrows gaze*
I’m going to take my son to this one weekend and totally freak him out.
Dave Barry covers that place in his new book “Best. State. Ever” It is a state park now.
Hoping to make it to this one sooner or later.
Pussy millennial men can’t even jack it right
They should check their mouse finger.
It’s about keepin’ the ladies happy.
However, hand-eye coordination for movements requiring less than 1 psi pressure are ridiculously faster.
HAIL ZARDOZ!
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/844869895632240640/photo/1
This is a real quote from our president
That’s a pretty classy way to tell someone to fuck off and die.
Just saying.
Bigly
Yeah. That’s a nice little brush off.
I see your quote and raise you a sticker.
I remember 20 years ago, Canadian PM Chrétin being asked about the drugs entering Canada, and he responded that it was good for business. After the horrified follow-up question, he responded that he misunderstood, and thought the reporter had said “trucks”, not “drugs”.
I’ll take ‘unintentionally accurate responses’ for $500, Alex.
Lol–that’s a great story.
Guess Canadian health care doesn’t cover the cost of nice hearing-aids!
The former Newfoundland Premier went into temporary exile for his heart surgery.
What do you know… apparently optics and virtue signaling only matter when it’s someone else’s life on the line.
FUCK YOU ZARDOZ!!!
/waves cock around while drinking lemonade.
*lights flare, throws behind Rufus, runs*
uh oh, one of the enforcers dropped his mankini
*Siv signal lit*
Giant shadow of man fucking chicken?
Correct. Or a shadow of a man choking a chicken.
*chokes, flails arms about trying to clear airway to resume laughing*
*performs “Heinrich” maneuver
Whew…thanks, Bacon!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS PROFANE CHOSEN ONE.
RETURN TO YOUR DWELLING, BRUTAL RUFUS, YOU ARE INTOXICATED, EH?
God are the Schumers annoying fucks or what?
Moobs is my de jure representative.
The Amy & Chuck Comedy Hour.
On Gorsuch,
What the hell is wrong with the left and why is anyone listening to them? Gorsuch didn’t spring up overnight for Trump to nominate. He isn’t a sleeper agent of Russia. He has a history, a record, and he had no idea he’d ever be nominated to the SCOTUS. He was unanimously appointed, including by Democrats, and given glowing accolades. Practically none of his decisions have been overturned by the SCOTUS in review. He comported himself well during questioning, even despite the smears that he’s a corporatist, racist, misogynist, etc.
They don’t like the man who nominated him and seek to obstruct absolutely everything the President does, and for what? So they can get spanked in two years and lose even more seats in Congress over this?
They like cake?
I’d like to know Zardoz’s thoughts, is the cake a lie?
The Dems are just running on fumes.
Clearly they’re not content with just being the Evil party. They have to be the Stupid party, too.
If he is a sleeper agent of Russia nice going Russia
At some point (I believe) both sides started believing their own bullshit about fundraising == more votes. This sort of stuff raises money and fires up the base. Both things that matter when the race is close. When you’re getting your dick knocked in the dirt at pretty much all levels, it makes no sense at all to rally the people who are already going to vote for you.
But I also don’t believe that Democratic Party leadership gives a fuck anymore. They’re going to milk their sinecures until death and fuck the guys behind them. No wonder they love unions so much.
“They’re going to milk their sinecures until death and fuck the guys behind them”
That sounds like the Congressional Republicans of the late 1970s.
” When you’re getting your dick knocked in the dirt at pretty much all levels…”
I always see people on this site and TSTSNBN say things like this, but I rarely ever see linked evidence. Not that I’m doubting you, but I’d like to see some data behind this claim. My understanding is that the argument is that Democrats are losing a bunch of local and state seats and really only has a major presence in large cities and the national level. Would you mind giving me a link or two to verify this? Or, could you tell me if I’m incorrect about the general argument?
Try this.
Ah, thanks!
Here is one from 2015 — probably the first time I saw it. Here is one from after the most recent election. It looks like net losses of 10% from 2008 to present. If you count from the ACA its even worse.
So yes, at state and federal level they seem to be losing significant seats.
Thank you!!
Do you even Google, bro?
I realized a few months ago that the politicians have ceased to rule, but instead are content to not rule while doing very dramatic acts of performance art in order to stay in power.
Basically, if they did legislate and carry out their offices, they could be held accountable for mistakes. So they essentially delegate everything to the civil service or the party leadership. The party leadership in turn tries to put everything on the president’s plate if they have the presidency, and blame their opponents if not.
The civil service really has no fear of consequence, so they are quite content to run their fiefdoms. The politicians can in turn {make dramatic promises/warn of dire consequences} from electing {them/their opponents} while neatly evading any blame or responsibility for past events.
And the more that responsibility is transferred, the smaller the number of politicians that carry it, which works out really well, because then they can say, “sure we wack the occasional american citizen, but do you really want your forests clear-cut and then plowed with heavy metals?”.
If responsibility were more distributed, the authors of bad policies would be more easily pinned and discarded.
And, like a T tail jet in a deep stall, it’s a stable configuration – until there isn’t enough money in the economy for them to borrow what they need to execute their plans.
Pleasant British Woman’s Voice: “Elevator authority is greatly reduced, making it impossible for the pilot to reduce the angle of attack”
“What?”
“Autopilot says we’re fucked!”
Yeah, the concept of picking your battles seems to be entirely foreign to them. Foreign, like… RUSSIA! PUTIN! “Trump is under investigation and shouldn’t be making any lifetime appointments!”
This transition from nonstop howling about “obstructionism” to attempting to block literally everything, reminds me a lot about when “elections have consequences/you lost, get over it” segued into bawling about “eliminationist rhetoric” segued into nonstop howling about “Tea Party Taliban hostage-taking terrorists literally holding a gun to children’s heads.”
Ah, if it weren’t for double standards they wouldn’t have any at all.
Hey Gorsuch, the moron, believes we should follow the law and the Constitution as written. They should be subjected to expansive interpretation to fulfill progressive wishes.
Since he doesn’t’ he is worse than Hitler.
Maybe they think “week obstruction worked for the Republicans…”
I want to see Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters self-immolate in protest to Gorsuch.
That will guarantee Trump’s re-election
I want to see Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters
Stop right there.
Ever been to Golden Gate Park in SF? Almost every path through it is neutrally named except a few: John F. Kennedy Drive, Martin Luther King Jr. Drive, Nancy Pelosi Drive…
OT: You Canadians only dislike PM Zoolander because you’re jealous that he makes Canadian women want to masturbate.
(OK, that’s a paraphrase.)
Yeh well I did alright with the ladies so…yeh, that’s just lazy bull shit.
He’s Pop Tart Parmigiana to me, man, and that’s how it’s gonna stay until he proves me otherwise.
Which I doubt very much.
And of course note from the thread that casual Trump-bashing is perfectly reasonable, but bash somebody from the other side? ZOMG!!!111!!!
I’ve been told similar by one of my friends. I just agreed and moved on.
“Just like Sarah Palin, eh?”
“I notice that you didn’t even try to defend his intelligence.”
They don’t like the man who nominated him and seek to obstruct absolutely everything the President does, and for what?
Elizabeth Warren says they should refuse to move forward on anything, until the FBI can prove he’s a Russian sleeper agent and remove him from office. Because if Trump gets the hook, the election reverts to the other team, apparently.
I had a link yesterday.
Will the thiccness be Asian this week?
I just know that it will be super.
It’ll be overrated.
In this, Ted, you will be very happy that you are wrong. I have seen.
*Time travel gazes*
Super thicc girl?
All will be revealed, later. Well, a lot, if not all, if you take my meaning on this.
I want it all.
I was going to paste something derpy from DU, but it’s all so over the top and BOLDED ALL CAPS over there that I just can’t do it. You can just see the spittle flying.
*ducks*
I hope it is generously sprinkled with exclamation points.
Zardoz, what is best in life?
Too easy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS INQUISITIVE CHOSEN ONE.
THE GUN.
REMEMBER, THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.
All hail Zardoz!
HAVING SEEN THE HOLY PICTURE-SEQUENCES TO REMEMBER
CTHULHU THINKZ FRIEND IS MORE THAN JUST FRIEND TO ZARDOZ WHEN IN VORTEX
JUST SAYIN’
Oops, case of multiple personality disorder there ….
I’ve been working on turning one of my rejected logo designs into an outlaw scooter trash type patch, click my handle if you wanna check it out. Constructive or viciously heartless criticism welcome.
We need a morale patch for the shock troops to put on their plate carriers. Show me what you got.
Didn’t know exactly what a morale patch was, this was one of the first I found whilst Duck Duck Going.
You hit their LEO Sales Department, dude.
I like it.
I like your squirrel-eagle-snake. Would make a nice patch.
Agreed
Hey, show them your new Gadsden flag.
Oh! That’s right!
That is wonderful.
I don’t know why they changed it to a cobra, but that is a fantastic rendition.
You are worth nothing. You’re ugly. Everything that has ever gone wrong in your life is your fault, because God hates you.
Last sentence kinda contradicts itself, fyi.
You have to make sacrifices to fit a script into an 11-minute timeslot.
(Also it doesn’t contradict itself, it’s just clumsily worded)
Also, I wish Crusty was here. He always understood my Childrens Hospital and Bourne Trilogy references.
You are correct, God hating me is entirely my own doing.
Ditch the laser beam eyeballs. And I dare you to replace the snake with a four-legged reptile
Don’t listen to this ectothermic philistine! The lasers are the best part!
I’m thinking for the bottom rocker, where they usually put a city name, instead putting something like “Gambolling, Nationwide” or “No City, We Gambol”
Arcturus 7 was always popular with psychotic misfit creatures
What’s Erdogan Doing? Apparently trying to fulfill the Sultsans’ dream (that was crushed 9/11/1683).
However, I did find the new street academies that the sacked professors are holding, to be inspirational, and an example of what people elsewhere will still risk in the name of free speech.
Sib Hasian passed away. Original member of Boston. Here he is playing drums with most of Boston in Orion the Hunter.
Oh dear, I remember seeing commercials for that 70s rock cruise.
I guess the people who went on it will never forget it.
(They also should have had Maureen McGovern on the cruise to sing “The Morning After”.)
Hey…there’s a market for this.
That’s on my Montana bucket-list.
Mrs Fd’A takes everyone who visits us there.
Any yellow trails in the water?
Only when I’m swimming
Well you didn’t take us there!!! *Pouts*
We had more important “business” to attend to. 😉
These euphemisms…
So true. Fond memories of that weekend! ::eats a fistful of peanut m&ms::
Freakin’ stoners.
Wow! Rated number 1 a decade from and a half ago.
I don’t know how the random “from” got in there…I’ll blame my phone.
That shit still carries water here in the 406. For some reason.
A lot of people have awards and stuff that’s just…so…old… up on their restaurant walls.
Hey, remember those anti drone shotgun shells we were discussing the other day? Well the USAF is ordering 600 of them. I may yet get my wish of seeing one of these used on a human.
“Airman, what are doing with that shotgun?”
“Hey Sarge!”
“Watch where you are pointing that thing!”
*BLAM*
“Uh oh”
You guys should follow the Navy’s approach (in the late 90’s at least).
To prevent suicidal guards from killing themselves, require the guards to keep their weapons unloaded, with the ammo on their belts. That way, if they are attacked, they can quickly load the rifle and engage the enemy, but it will take so long to load the weapon, that any suicidal person will have plenty of time ot reconsider their decision or give up in frustration.
Has anyone seen a story *anywhere* that actually talked about the Nunes disclosure that “yes, there was surveillance of Trump’s team” in any straightforward way?
The only things i’ve seen in the press are either “Nunes destroys credibility of House Intel committee”, or “Nunes apologizes for speaking to press” –
and re: that latter “Apology” story? Its not actually based on anything Nunes said to the press; its based on quotes from fellow committee members
e.g.
Everyone is pretending that the “apology” is the story, rather than the substance of what he disclosed, which i’ve seen absolutely zero interest in from anyone, despite the fact that the ‘wiretapping’ thing was the hottest story for the last 2 weeks.
We just have to accept that the U.S. really doesn’t have a functioning news media that publishes on a daily cycle anymore.
Some day we will. There’s a massive market opening that no-one is filling well.
I’d welcome UK-based coverage, but reuters is pretty fucked as well. And i dont really take Daily Mail seriously.
All you need to know about the British press.
Knew it was going to be Yes, [Prime] Minister before even clicking the link.
And yet how many times have we linked their coverage of an important story?
And tits?
And ass.
“And yet how many times have we linked their coverage of an important story?”
Important? Probably never.
Hilarious and/or sexually gratifying? All the damn time.
In fairness, whenever the shit hits the fan, they have the fastest and most coverage. Yesterday, during the terrorist fucko’s drive on the Westminster Bridge, they had way more stuff up than anyone else.
Combine their speed and hot chicks – best news site ever!
Yes, their coverage of the Texas teacher sex fiend was excellent.
The Media is so used to the public turning a blind eye and believing their bullshit that they don’t even try hard to make sense.
The NYT “Fact Check” on he subject is absurd. Its not checking any facts so much as desperately asserting “our misleading spin overrules Trump’s misleading spin!”
They’re basically trying to rationalize why their own January headlines say “Trump Wiretapped”, and yet when Trump claim this is evidence of his claims, vigorously assert that their story was about something else entirely, because…. uh, there was nothing about ‘obama ordering it’ in there, and besides it was just ‘trumps people’ and not trump himself, so 4 PINOCCHIOS 4 U
Trump and his campaigned were not wiretapped, just everybody they talked to.
The whole fucking world has been wire tapped. Ed Snowden showed us. Fuck all these liars.
I heard something of that nonsense on CNN this morning at the doctor’s office. Some Democrat weasel from the committee that he hadn’t seen anything from Nunes, complaining that Nunes was being Super Partisan and they needed a special prosecutor, etc. “Why didn’t he come to us first? he has to prove he’s independent and not just a partisan stooge for the Pres”. like you’re not a partisan stooge, you lying pig? It was barf-worthy.
Although at least that segment did mention that Nunes had some kind of evidence of the surveillance, even if they either didn’t know what it was or were trying to downplay it into irrelevancy it was hard to tell.
Maybe the APA needs to classify hyperpartisanship as a mental disorder.
Picked up my brother and his friend, who needed a lift home. The friend asked if we could stop at the beer store, I said fine because I needed to pick some up anyway. Go there, grab some beer, put it in the back seat of my car. Drive the guy home, drop him off, then drop my brother off. Go home, open up backseat door, find nothing.
He snatched my beer.
Motherfucker.
I would fill the next 6 pack with piss and put in the backseat next time.
Oh…he’s Canadian. That’s the recipe there, my bad.
That’s a paddlin.
Wait, was it Canadian beer? I’m just wondering if he did you a favor or not.
We’re on the same level Vhyrus. So sorry for your loss.
C’mon, now. Canadian beer isn’t all Moosehead and Molsen. They have some very nice ones too.
LaBlahhhhhht Blue?
Don’t forget Labotts Ice, eh?
Unibrouwe’s Fin du Monde is fantastic!
Oh, I hope you give that guy such a beating! Stealing a man’s beer is a horrible crime!
I think we would all support the death penalty in this one rare case.
Chris Pratt is funny.
And humble. But he has help.
link doesn’t work for me.
Have you said mean things about him? It works for me.
didn’t work at work but did on my phone. Very funny.
This page isn’t available
The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed.
it works for me.
I would eat that pizza. Or anything else that had Chris Pratt in it.
ZARDOZ LAUGHS AT FUTILE GESTURE OF BRUTAL WITH MOOBS.
Fuck this asshat, asshole.
Sugarfree’s Gummi-Fantasies May Be Fulfilled
Haribo coming to America
Homegrown jelly peaches!
Yay!
“They are totally dependent on our supplies. Starvation will be just around the corner unless we get there in the coming weeks,”
Isn’t that the point of war?
The point of war is to give the people an enemy outside of the borders instead of inside the borders.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-Patton
Sounds like the point of extortion.
Spicer: There’s ‘Probably More Evidence’ CNN Colluded with Clinton Than Trump Colluded with Russia
My sides.
this is tiresome, even after 3 months.
they’re going to be doing this for the next 7+ years, barring the unexpected.
Racist Murderer May be Time-Traveler from Racist Future, According to His Attire
– alternatively, Baltimore
A detail I had not seen previously = he murdered the guy with a sword (or a ‘very very big knife’ – 24″ – depending on the laws of your state)
Oh yeah, that guy’s definitely from the ChronoNazi vats, Warty and I have both run into those guys. They keep trying to go back to save Hitler and get lost in the early 21st century for some reason.
get lost in the early 21st century for some reason.
That is/was when the Proto-Hitler deceived the American People and became President.
They’re not being precise enough in their instructions to their iTimePad.
Inside Alabama’s Auto Jobs Boom: Cheap Wages, Little Training, Crushed Limbs
I wasn’t sure I’d attain release until I got to these lines.
Wow, that is awful.
Who would win in a god fight Yahweh or Zardoz?