OK, quick quiz. You’re an employer who has either fallen prey to the stupid Nancy Reagan delusion or is required to profess fealty because of contracts or regulation. The emphasis is heroin, since that’s been grabbing the headlines. You have a drug test, done by one of the “certified” labs that has greased the correct palms; this test is 98% accurate for heroin detection. You randomly grab one of your workers, force her to piss in a cup, and you get a positive result. What is the probability she’s a heroin user?